E22 - Gather, Young Men! The New Shinpaku Alliance!

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    I always found an excuse
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    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
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    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
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    No matter what kind of master they are
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    they didn't become masters
    just in one day
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    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
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    Without saying meaningless things
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    Without looking aside
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    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
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    and losing to my own weakness
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    I put myself in a bird cage
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    and push it into the valley
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    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
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    I can be strong
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    I just have to stick to it
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    Yo, my brother! How's it going?
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    Y-You are...
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    Your best buddy Niijima-sama
    has come to back you up!
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    "Shinpaku Federation"
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    Niijima!
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    I need you to explain
    exactly what's going on!
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    Huh?
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    What the hell is that?!
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    "Shinpaku Federation"
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    A flag, I guess.
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    That's not what I'm asking you!
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    Th-Th-This thing! I'm asking you what
    the hell this "Shinpaku Federation" is!
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    I already explained it
    to you before, remember?
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    Oh, hey, Niijima!
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    What the hell is this
    "Shinpaku Federation"?
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    Explain that to me!
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    "Niijima" "Shirahama"
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    What? Can't you tell
    just by looking at it?
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    You take the first characters of
    both "Niijima" and "Shirahama"
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    and you get "Shinpaku." Get it?
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    Don't give me that!
    That's not an explanation!
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    Answer seriously!
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    I am asking you
    what you're plotting!
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    It's a stepping stone
    to achieve my ambition!
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    What?
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    Don't you get it?
    We're going to rule.
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    You and I!
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    Listen very carefully! With my brain
    and your physical strength,
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    we can be the most
    powerful group in this town!
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    Snap out of it, Niijima!
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    You need to wake up
    from your ridiculous dream!
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    Huh?
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    General Niijima, I'm coming in!
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    Excuse me!
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    Look! General Niijima!
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    General!
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    General...
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    A-Anyway I have nothing
    to do with that group!
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    What in the world happened to you?
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    General!
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    But, now that I think about it,
    it is true that Niijima saved me...
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    Maybe I went a little too far...
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    I did try to hold back, but...
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    Apa!
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    I just can't seem to
    control my strength lately.
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    Apapapapapa!
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    Just like someone I know...
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    There he is! Shirahama-kun!
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    --We've got a problem!
    --Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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    Izumi-san?
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    Shirahama-kun! There's this
    huge guy in a karate uniform,
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    hanging out in the garden club!
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    Maybe the people from the karate club
    came back to trash the place again.
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    Stop it! Don't touch the flowers!
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    No, I'm not going to pick them!
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    I was just smelling the flowers.
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    Thank goodness!
    It's Takeda-san and Ukita-san!
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    What are you doing here?
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    Well, Ukita wanted to come by
    and thank you for the other day.
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    Y-You idiot!
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    Y-You're the one who told me
    that it was only polite to thank him!
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    Don't worry about thanking me.
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    Anyway, I'm just glad that
    your injuries weren't too serious.
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    Hmph! I don't need your worries anyway.
    I haven't sunk that low yet!
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    Oh, I'm sorry.
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    Well, it's like this!
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    Basically I figured that I should
    get back into judo again!
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    So I joined the club yesterday.
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    The judo club here isn't all that,
    but now that I've joined them,
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    I'll be sure to build
    it up to something!
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    That's what's going on. Later, dude.
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    Wait, wait, wait!
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    That was really nothing but a report
    on the current situation.
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    And that wasn't what you were
    going to tell him, right, Ukita-kun?
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    I'll be sure to pay you
    back for the debt I owe you!
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    You better be ready,
    because I'll be back!
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    Hey, hey! That sure didn't
    sound like you were thanking him--
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    Shut up, you moron! Bastard!
[05:49] ---
    Well, you have to excuse
    him for being so awkward.
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    Sure.
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    Why you...
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    Damn! That cow tits!
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    Kisara-sama sure is
    on a rampage, isn't she?
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    After all, she did get her butt
    kicked by that big-foreheaded girl!
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    Th-That's not funny, Koga-san!
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    Did you just say something,
    you son of a bitch?
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    Jeez! I'm sick of all of you!
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    This guy just can't
    sense the atmosphere...
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    Kisara-sama, I have a message
    for you from Hermit-sama.
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    He said not to get involved with
    the Shinpaku Federation for a while.
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    What?
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    Don't give me that crap!
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    I could crush a weak
    group like that today!
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    An order from the top is absolute.
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    Damn...
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    I have no idea what the hell
    he's thinking about... That Hermit...
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    Shiratori.
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    Yes, ma'am.
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    They wouldn't have a problem with me
    having a little conflict with someone
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    that I happened to bump
    into on the street, would they?
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    What?
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    Even if that someone happens
    to be that cow tits bitch.
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    B-But, that's...
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    All of you! Go find
    that girl right now!
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    Y-Yes, ma'am!
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    Hurry up!
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    But... Considering the
    fighting ability of cow tits
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    and the fact that Hermit is
    sticking his nose into this...
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    The Shinpaku Federation may
    not be just a small, weak group,
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    but rather a very powerful,
    small, elite group!
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    "Ryozanpaku"
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    1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!
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    So, you beat them in the end?
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    Yup, that's right!
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    I tore those delinquent thugs apart
    and threw them around all over the place!
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    I wiped them out!
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    Wiped them out, my ass!
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    The one who beat the boss
    of the enemy group was Miu.
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    Is that right?
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    Yeah, yeah, I already know that!
    I just wanted to pretend. That's all!
[08:19] ---
    He's sulking.
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    If that friend of yours didn't show up
    then, you would've been long gone.
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    Ken-chan, don't you
    ever overestimate yourself.
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    I know! I'm just... I'm just...
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    He's broken now.
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    Kensei is right, Kenichi-kun.
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    You got lucky this time,
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    --but that doesn't happen all the time.
    --You can have my cracker.
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    You must do whatever it takes to master
    the techniques as soon as possible.
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    Yeah, it always reaches that conclusion.
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    You're thinking, "It always
    reaches that conclusion"
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    right now, aren't you?
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    He can read my mind? Scary!
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    At any rate, I think that Shinpaku
    Federation might be a good thing.
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    Huh?
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    Think about it.
    It can work as a deterrent.
[09:04] ---
    If we have many people
    on our side... Here you go.
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    We can't do that.
[09:08] ---
    Huh?
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    If we gather many people
    and start acting like we're a big deal,
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    we'll be just like them...
    just like Ragnarok!
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    Is that how it is?
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    Well, it's so-called "manly pride."
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    Big Brother, you're so cool!
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    Of course.
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    Well, in any case, you are the one
    whom you can truly count on in the end.
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    That's right.
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    Way back when, I fought against the
    Chinese mafia group all on my own, too.
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    M-Mafia? Wh-What made you end up in
    a situation like that in the first place?
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    Ken-chan, there are only
    three things you need in a fight.
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    Huh?
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    What are they?
    What are those three things?
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    Courage, faith and...
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    ...your fists!
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    You're thinking, "It always reaches
    that conclusion," aren't you?
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    Yes.
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    Man! It sure feels great to be
    marching around, looking all tough!
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    "Shinpaku Federation"
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    What do you think, guys?
[10:26] ---
    Feel the stares of respect we're
    getting from people everywhere?
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    It feels awesome!
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    Doesn't it? I know it does!
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    By the way,
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    what happened to the shock troop
    commander Shirahama-san?
[10:40] ---
    Huh? Oh, him! He's in
    the middle of secret training.
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    But, at any rate,
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    I can't believe he managed to force
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    that many Ragnarok members
    into a corner all by himself!
[10:49] ---
    Commander Shirahama is truly amazing!
[10:52] ---
    Of course he is! After all,
    I'm the one who trained him!
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    Who the hell are you?
[11:17] ---
    Shinpaku Federation is coming through!
    Move out of the way!
[11:21] ---
    H-Hang on for a second, guys!
[11:24] ---
    Th-This is bad... That guy is...
[11:27] ---
    ...Ragnarok's Sixth
    Greatest Fist... AKA Hermit!
[11:33] ---
    Are you deaf or what, you punk?
[11:35] ---
    Hey, don't do that! Kamioka-kun!
[11:43] ---
    Huh?
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    Answer my question. I'll let you
    live until you give me the answer.
[12:24] ---
    Answer my question. I'll let you
    live until you give me the answer.
[12:28] ---
    C-Crap... I can't believe we ran into a
    guy like this when Kenichi isn't with us...
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    Are you all right, Kamioka?
[12:36] ---
    Damn it! How dare you
    do that to Kamioka?
[12:39] ---
    General Niijima! Just who is that guy?
[12:46] ---
    General?
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    You idiot! Who the hell
    do you think I am?
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    I'm the General of the fearsome
    Shinpaku Federation, Haruo Niijima!
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    All of you, go back to the headquarters!
[13:13] ---
    B-But!
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    Shut up! I can handle a little
    fly like that all by myself!
[13:19] ---
    If you say so,
    we'll go and help Kamioka!
[13:22] ---
    Hey, just don't worry about it!
[13:24] ---
    I'll take responsibility and
    bring Kamioka back with me!
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    So hurry up and get out of here!
[13:30] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[13:40] ---
    Answer my question.
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    The man named Kenichi Shirahama...
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    Where did he learn martial arts?
[13:49] ---
    Huh?
[13:50] ---
    He ambushed us just to
    ask a question like that?
[13:55] ---
    I'll wait for three seconds.
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    One...
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    Hmm... Do you wanna
    know the answer that bad?
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    Two...
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    Do you really wanna know the answer?
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    Three. Answer me!
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    The answer is this!
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    I don't know! I'm sorry!
[14:19] ---
    Sir! To tell you the truth,
    I'm not all that close to Kenichi.
[14:25] ---
    It's more like, you know, I'm just
    using his name and stuff like that!
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    So, please let me go!
    Please! I beg of you! Let me go!
[14:33] ---
    I mean, what you did
    earlier was totally brilliant!
[14:36] ---
    No wonder you're a
    higher-up of the Ragnarok!
[14:37] ---
    You pest!
[14:39] ---
    Yes, sir! As you say,
    I'm nothing but a little pest!
[14:43] ---
    I hate weaklings...
    more than anything!
[14:47] ---
    Oh, yeah! Now I remember!
[14:50] ---
    Where is it? Who's training him?
[14:53] ---
    Let's see...
[14:55] ---
    If I remember correctly...
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    How the hell would I
    know that, you asshole?!
[15:03] ---
    Fujiko-chan!
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    What the hell...
[15:13] ---
    People don't call me
    "Haruo the imp" for nothing.
[15:15] ---
    Even this filthy river
    feels like my backyard!
[15:18] ---
    Oh? I see one of my men ahead!
[15:22] ---
    My man is now rescued safe and sound!
[15:24] ---
    That'll show you, Hermit!
[15:26] ---
    Even the sewer lines
    are programmed in my brain!
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    General Niijima!
[15:34] ---
    You're awake now, Kamioka-kun.
[15:37] ---
    Y-You jumped in the river in
    order to rescue a man like me?
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    Of course I did.
[15:45] ---
    Oh, that's right! Where's that guy?
[15:47] ---
    I kicked his ass with my own hands!
[15:51] ---
    Th-That's amazing!
[15:53] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation is really amazing!
    I'm so happy I was able to
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    --join such a great organization!
     --But just like Hermit suggested,
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    there's something about
    how quickly Kenichi
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    has been improving
    his martial arts skills.
[16:02] ---
    It's true that I've been
    negligent in my research on that.
[16:04] ---
    I'm willing to sacrifice my
    life for you, General Niijima!
[16:09] ---
    All right. I guess I'll
    investigate that tomorrow.
[16:15] ---
    Owww...
[16:17] ---
    I can never get used to
    the training at Ryozanpaku...
[16:20] ---
    At least you don't pass out anymore,
    and that's a major improvement.
[16:27] ---
    I find it very hard to believe...
[16:31] ---
    It's all right. You are
    steadily getting stronger.
[16:34] ---
    Miu-san! Please say that again!
[16:39] ---
    When you take your stance,
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    you should bring your arms
    a little closer to your body.
[16:43] ---
    I guess you won't say it twice...
[16:46] ---
    There's no way he'd give me a
    straight answer even if I asked him.
[16:52] ---
    Okay, this is going to be
    a secret investigation!
[16:54] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[16:54] ---
    We're home!
[16:59] ---
    So, that's the place, eh?
[17:06] ---
    Th-This place looks kind of serious...
[17:17] ---
    Not good.... It won't even budge...
[17:20] ---
    There must be a bar
    across it or something.
[17:24] ---
    I guess this is progress,
    in that I at least found the place.
[17:29] ---
    No, that's not good enough!
[17:32] ---
    As the general of
    the Shinpaku Federation,
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    I must get to the bottom of his secret!
[17:43] ---
    Wh-What an attractive young lady!
[17:49] ---
    Um, I'm actually
    Kenichi-kun's close friend...
[17:55] ---
    Come in.
[17:57] ---
    Thanks!
[18:04] ---
    Why is she carrying a sword?
[18:06] ---
    Why is she dressed up
    like a female ninja?
[18:08] ---
    My "suspicion radar" is going crazy!
[18:13] ---
    Huh? Where did she go?
[18:22] ---
    Hey, Kenichi Shirahama!
[18:30] ---
    What's this pillar doing here?
[18:36] ---
    Hi! I'm Apachai!
[18:41] ---
    Not this way. Go that way.
[18:45] ---
    Apa...
[18:49] ---
    Apapapapa...
[19:16] ---
    Demon!
[19:17] ---
    Hmm?
[19:34] ---
    Hmm?
[19:37] ---
    Monster!
[19:39] ---
    Hey, now. That's quite insulting.
[19:47] ---
    Hi! I'm Apachai!
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    Oh? Who may you be?
[20:06] ---
    Huh?
[20:10] ---
    "Gray-Haired Goblin"
[20:10] ---
    Gray-Haired Goblin!
[20:13] ---
    "Upside Down Maiden Goblin"
[20:13] ---
    Upside Down Maiden Goblin!
[20:17] ---
    "Runaround Goblin"
[20:17] ---
    Runaround Goblin!
[20:20] ---
    "Drink Demon Goblin"
[20:20] ---
    Drink Demon Goblin!
[20:23] ---
    "Deity Carving Goblin"
[20:23] ---
    Deity Carving Goblin!
[20:26] ---
    "Old Man Goblin"
[20:26] ---
    Old Man Goblin!
[20:28] ---
    Daydream Goblins!
[20:28] ---
    "Daydream Goblins"
[20:31] ---
    It-It-It-It's a house of goblins!!
[20:40] ---
    Boy, oh, boy...
[20:43] ---
    Huh? That sure sounded
    like Niijima's voice...
[20:50] ---
    It looks yummy...
[20:55] ---
    Niijima!
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    I knew it was you! What in
    the world are you doing here?
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    Kenichi!
[21:03] ---
    Why didn't you
    come out sooner, you jerk?
[21:05] ---
    Huh? What's going on?
[21:07] ---
    L-Look! I think this one tastes
    better than me! I'm serious!
[21:10] ---
    Hey, now.
[21:11] ---
    I swear I'm going to survive!
[21:16] ---
    I'm sorry. I don't know why but my
    very bad friend seems to be in fear,
[21:20] ---
    so can you guys please go away?
[21:22] ---
    Oh, so he's Ken-chan's friend?
[21:25] ---
    Good grief...
[21:26] ---
    Damn...
[21:26] ---
    Apa...
[21:29] ---
    They listened to you?
[21:30] ---
    Y-You! Don't tell me you've
    been having bizarre people
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    like them under you!
[21:35] ---
    "Under me"? No, they're my masters.
[21:38] ---
    Good job, Kenichi!!
[21:39] ---
    What?
[21:40] ---
    Imagine those goblins become your...
    or better yet, they become my men...
[21:45] ---
    Like I said, you've got it wrong.
[21:47] ---
    Not just this town!
[21:49] ---
    But I'll be able to take over
    the entirety of Japan, no,
[21:49] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
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    even the entire world!
[21:56] ---
    Hello! Are you listening to me?
[21:59] ---
    We're going to put together a team
    of goblins and conquer the world!
[22:05] ---
    You've got it all wrong!
[22:08] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[22:09] ---
    Shinpaku Federation, banzai! Banzai!
[22:13] ---
    Snap out of it!
[22:15] ---
    Shinpaku Federation, forever!
[22:23] ---
    N-Niijima! Are you okay?
[22:35] ---
    Goblin!
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    It's not bad to go crazy
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    If it’s exciting I have to do it
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Stop hesitating already
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Even when my smile
    is about to get cloudy
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    As long as I have faith
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    I can do it
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    The overflowing feelings that are
    dazzling and shining straight through
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    will surely change into strong power
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    I don't want to regret it
    without even trying it first, so...
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    As long as there's tomorrow
    I will keep going
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:07] ---
    I wish I could become
    closer to Shirahama-kun.
[24:09] ---
    But what am I supposed to do?
[24:11] ---
    Young lady over there!
    I shall grant your wish!
[24:15] ---
    It's an alien! Stay away from me!
[24:18] ---
    What makes you think
    you can be so rude to me?
[24:20] ---
    If you do what I say, it's guaranteed
    that Kenichi will be yours!
[24:24] ---
    Is that true?
[24:26] ---
    Of course it's true!
    Now, come with me!
[24:29] ---
    We're going to carry out the
    "Mission: Steal Kenichi's Heart!!"