E23 - Assault! The Next Door Ryozanpaku!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:45] ---
    I am going to tell
    him that for sure today.
[02:01] ---
    This is my chance!
[02:02] ---
    I know I'm going to get interrupted again
    if I wait until after club activities.
[02:08] ---
    Izumi-san!
[02:13] ---
    Th-Thanks!
[02:14] ---
    Be careful.
    I'll see you at the club.
[02:17] ---
    --Oh, um, Shirahama-kun!
    --Huh?
[02:20] ---
    Um, well... today...
    Uh, do you wanna go home together?
[02:25] ---
    I finally said it!
[02:30] ---
    Oh, I promised Miu-san
    that I'd go shopping
[02:33] ---
    with her after club activities today,
[02:36] ---
    so I'm sorry.
[02:38] ---
    Once again Furinji-san beat me to it...
    And I was finally able to say it...
[02:46] ---
    If I remember correctly, that is
    the gardening club's Yuka Izumi...
[02:50] ---
    Could it be that she
    has a crush on Kenichi?
[02:58] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[03:00] ---
    No problem.
[03:05] ---
    What would happen if Yuka Izumi
    and Kenichi hook up?
[03:08] ---
    Miu-chan would be all alone.
[03:10] ---
    That's when I step in so
    that Miu-chan and I can...
[03:13] ---
    Miu-chan, who's strong
    and helpful, is someone,
[03:15] ---
    whom I've always wanted to
    somehow bring into my group.
[03:17] ---
    However, I was never able to
    come up with a way to do it...
[03:20] ---
    But that's right! I could bring her
    into the group with the power of love!
[03:25] ---
    I am really a genius!
[03:28] ---
    Hmm?
[03:32] ---
    Are you troubled
    with love, young lady?
[03:35] ---
    Y-You alien again!
[03:37] ---
    You're such a rude girl, as usual.
[03:40] ---
    I was about to help
    you out with something.
[03:43] ---
    N-No, thanks!
[03:46] ---
    It's Kenichi Shirahama you've
    been thinking about, isn't it?
[03:49] ---
    Th-That's not true at all!
[03:54] ---
    Are you sure?
[03:56] ---
    He's been living with Miu Furinji,
[03:58] ---
    and engaging in fierce
    maneuvers with her everyday,
[04:00] ---
    by using the training as an excuse!
[04:03] ---
    At this rate, most likely...
[04:06] ---
    Are you going to run away?!
[04:09] ---
    Huh? Now I like that look.
[04:13] ---
    Well then, the Great Niijima-sama
    will lend you his wisdom.
[04:16] ---
    And you're going to capture
    his heart for yourself!
[04:22] ---
    O-Okay...
[04:24] ---
    Now, you need to get closer to him.
[04:28] ---
    I shall take you to
    his dojo on Sunday.
[04:33] ---
    Uh... But if I show up without warning,
[04:36] ---
    I might end up bothering
    Shirahama-kun...
[04:39] ---
    I will not give him
    the right to complain!
[04:43] ---
    "You will not"?
[04:44] ---
    Anyway, be sure to dress up on Sunday.
[04:48] ---
    Okay...
[04:48] ---
    I can't hear you!
[04:50] ---
    Okay!!
[04:55] ---
    That was so scary...
[04:59] ---
    For some reason,
[05:00] ---
    I feel like I've made some crazy promise
    with an extremely evil person...
[05:05] ---
    But, in fairy tales,
[05:07] ---
    you'd usually get approached by gods
    who're disguised as toads or monsters...
[05:10] ---
    Devil wings!
[05:12] ---
    Who knows? He could be
    a cupid disguised as a devil.
[05:15] ---
    Seven gods, unite!
[05:18] ---
    Maybe not...
[05:24] ---
    She's late! Izumi is late!
[05:27] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:29] ---
    You're late!!
[05:31] ---
    I'm sorry!!
[05:32] ---
    Cripes!
[05:35] ---
    What the hell...
[05:37] ---
    Couldn't you find an outfit that's
    sexier and more appealing to men?
[05:41] ---
    Something like this!
[05:41] ---
    "Ahaaaan!"
[05:42] ---
    "Ni hao!"
[05:42] ---
    Or something like that!
[05:44] ---
    I don't have an outfit like that!
[05:47] ---
    Hold still, okay?
[05:51] ---
    Well... I guess that'll do.
[05:54] ---
    Uh, okay, Niijima-san!
[05:59] ---
    Hey, stop shaking!
    Are you a newborn deer or what?
[06:06] ---
    Sh-Shirahama-kun?
[06:10] ---
    I'm going to be killed!
[06:13] ---
    Please let me go, Shigure-san!
[06:16] ---
    Not until the training is over.
[06:20] ---
    Damn, you always try to run away!
[06:23] ---
    I thought you decided to go through
    the training for the techniques!
[06:25] ---
    I'm not running away!
    This is a strategic withdrawal!
[06:31] ---
    Sh-Shirahama-kun!
[06:38] ---
    What do you want?
[06:40] ---
    A woman...
    So it wasn't just Furinji-san...
[06:44] ---
    What's going on?
[06:46] ---
    You have visitors I think.
[06:48] ---
    Huh?
[06:49] ---
    What's up?
[06:50] ---
    Oh, Niijima-san! Come on in!
[06:54] ---
    You again, eh?
[06:55] ---
    How are you doing?
[06:57] ---
    Oh, you're with him, too, Izumi-san!
[06:59] ---
    Uh, hello.
[07:06] ---
    Shirahama-kun!
[07:07] ---
    Huh? You are...
[07:09] ---
    Long time no see.
[07:11] ---
    Y-You're the guy from that time...
[07:16] ---
    I just wanna ask you some questions.
[07:21] ---
    Shirahama-kun?
[07:23] ---
    You two get out of here.
    He'll be fine.
[07:29] ---
    So this is where you live?
[07:32] ---
    What a coincidence, huh?
[07:33] ---
    Sh-Shirahama-kun!
[07:43] ---
    H-High school girl!
[07:47] ---
    What's wrong with this man?
    What's wrong with this man?
[07:49] ---
    Apa.
[07:51] ---
    Hi, I'm Apachai!
[07:54] ---
    Wh-Wh-What kind of place is this?!
[08:00] ---
    Shirahama-kun... What in the world
    is he doing at a place like this?
[08:04] ---
    You'll understand if you watch.
[08:06] ---
    Kenichi, it's my turn next.
[08:08] ---
    Yes, please!
[08:16] ---
    Reo, reo! Hit it harder!
[08:20] ---
    Is that a martial art?
[08:22] ---
    Yup! This is another side of him.
[08:25] ---
    And now...
[08:27] ---
    ...dodge it!
[08:30] ---
    Apa?
[08:34] ---
    Aww, damn, not again! Hey, Miu!
[08:40] ---
    Coming!
[08:42] ---
    There you go!
[08:46] ---
    I'm still alive!
[08:49] ---
    --How dare you wake him up like that?
    --Huh?
[08:52] ---
    Huh? Izumi-san?
    What are you doing here?
[08:55] ---
    I don't care what you do,
    but this is just plain cruel!
[09:00] ---
    What? Was that an
    awful way to wake him up?
[09:03] ---
    It wasn't that bad.
[09:05] ---
    W-Wait. Maybe a kettle
    would've been better?
[09:08] ---
    Kenichi should thank
    Miu-san for not using boiling water.
[09:15] ---
    This is not going so well...
[09:17] ---
    --In that case...
    --Huh?
[09:18] ---
    Why don't you take a break?
[09:21] ---
    Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
[09:24] ---
    Let's have some tea, young lady!
[09:26] ---
    Shoo! Shoo!
[09:28] ---
    What's wrong with these people?
[09:34] ---
    Here you go.
[09:39] ---
    What are you scheming this time?
[09:41] ---
    "Scheming"? That doesn't sound very nice.
[09:44] ---
    Don't even try to hide it!
[09:46] ---
    Your club manager sure is cute!
[09:49] ---
    Hey! You're making
    me jealous, Kenichi!
[09:51] ---
    Cute little club manager
    and beautiful Miu-san!
[09:53] ---
    You've got a flower in each hand!
[09:56] ---
    It's not like that at all!
[09:58] ---
    I can't believe you're hogging
    both of them. That's unforgivable!
[10:00] ---
    Like I said, it's not like that!
[10:12] ---
    Shigure-san! What are you doing?
[10:17] ---
    Nothing.
[10:22] ---
    What do I do with her?
[10:24] ---
    Furinji-san...
    She looks cute without glasses.
[10:28] ---
    Is something wrong?
[10:29] ---
    Um, what happened to your glasses?
[10:31] ---
    Oh, uh, well, I don't wear them at home.
[10:34] ---
    Um... When I'm at home
    I wear contact lenses.
[10:38] ---
    So , Shirahama-kun is
    living in this house, right?
[10:43] ---
    Yeah. He's staying with us as
    he goes through the training.
[10:46] ---
    "Training"? Oh, you mean,
    the training for fighting?
[10:48] ---
    No, it's the training for martial arts.
[10:50] ---
    He's learning karate, jujutsu,
    Chinese kung fu, Muay Thai and so on...
[10:55] ---
    Huh? Aren't they all the same?
[10:57] ---
    Oh, I guess girls usually wouldn't
    know much about martial arts.
[11:02] ---
    Right, I'm not really
    interested in stuff like that.
[11:04] ---
    You know, girls don't go
    around punching and kicking people.
[11:09] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is this?
    Do they hate each other?
[11:13] ---
    Hmph! Let the show begin!
[11:15] ---
    So, do you fight also, Furinji-san?
[11:17] ---
    No, I don't fight, but I do
    practice martial arts a little.
[11:21] ---
    Oh, I see. So you do
    like punching and kicking!
[11:26] ---
    You can protect yourself with
    martial arts. It's quite convenient.
[11:30] ---
    But you can't really have an engaging
    conversation about flowers and plants
[11:33] ---
    with Shirahama-kun, can you?
[11:35] ---
    But I do get to be Kenichi-san's
    sparring partner though.
[11:39] ---
    "Sparring partner"? So basically you
    play the part of his enemy, correct?
[11:42] ---
    But you know, sparring is about learning
[11:45] ---
    and understanding each other
    and working together.
[11:50] ---
    But you guys beat up each other, right?
    That sounds uncivilized!
[11:54] ---
    I'm scared! I don't
    know why, but I'm scared!
[11:59] ---
    I-It's not that bad. Right, Kenichi-san?
[12:02] ---
    What? Uh... well...
[12:04] ---
    But you have more fun when you're
    taking care of flowers and trees, right?
[12:08] ---
    Huh? Oh, well...
[12:10] ---
    Come on, Kenichi.
[12:12] ---
    Which one do you
    have more fun with?
[12:14] ---
    Is it the gardening club or this place?
[12:16] ---
    Huh? Where did that
    question come from?
[12:22] ---
    I-I guess I should
    go back to the training.
[12:26] ---
    I see! The training, eh?
    So that means...
[12:30] ---
    Please! Just shut up!
[12:35] ---
    What are you guys doing?
[12:38] ---
    Good grief!
[12:39] ---
    Wow, how scary!
[12:41] ---
    Furinji-san, you totally pretend to
    be a good girl at school, don't you?
[12:46] ---
    Kenichi-san, I think it's best if you
    go ahead and go back to your training.
[12:51] ---
    Y-Yes.
[12:52] ---
    Izumi-san.
[12:53] ---
    You're not interested
    in martial arts, are you?
[12:55] ---
    If that's the case,
[12:56] ---
    you might get bored if you stick around
    and watch, so maybe you should...
[13:00] ---
    No, actually, I am
    interested in martial arts!
[13:02] ---
    What? But you just said
    you're not interested in it!
[13:07] ---
    Now that you told me about it,
    I kind of want to try it!
[13:11] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[13:13] ---
    But she was totally disparaging
    it until just a minute ago!
[13:16] ---
    Maybe I should start coming here, too!
[13:18] ---
    Oh, forget it! You probably
    wouldn't even last for two seconds!
[13:21] ---
    I've decided! Please let
    me take a trial course!
[13:25] ---
    D-Don't jump the gun, Izumi-san!
[13:26] ---
    This place is not the same
    as any other ordinary dojos!
[13:30] ---
    Fine... I'll let you...
    take a trial course!
[13:38] ---
    Th-Thank you for letting me.
[13:41] ---
    W-Well then, which martial art
    should we start with?
[13:45] ---
    Aww... I said it in
    the heat of the moment,
[13:47] ---
    but now I've put
    myself in big trouble!
[13:50] ---
    Jeez... Things are going
    out of control now.
[13:53] ---
    I don't care! Let's just
    let it take its course!
[13:58] ---
    I know that Kenichi just
    can't abandon the weak ones.
[14:01] ---
    It's guaranteed that
    he's going to jump in
[14:02] ---
    and try to help Izumi if
    he sees her struggling.
[14:04] ---
    Then sympathy will
    gradually turn into love...
[14:06] ---
    They'll become very close quickly!
[14:08] ---
    And Miu-chan and I will...
[14:27] ---
    W-Well then, which martial
    art should we start with?
[14:31] ---
    "Which martial art"?
[14:33] ---
    But you have to remember
    that I'm just a beginner...
[14:35] ---
    Let's see...
[14:36] ---
    Jujutsu, karate, Chinese kung fu
    and Muay Thai... We have everything!
[14:43] ---
    Hey, Akisame.
    Why don't you teach her?
[14:46] ---
    Hmm... Hey, Apachai.
    That's the disciple you've always wanted.
[14:53] ---
    He's so overwhelmed with joy
    that he started digging a hole...
[14:56] ---
    Elder, this way.
[14:59] ---
    I see everyone's here.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, it's the old man!
[15:03] ---
    And you were just about to
    dig a hole all the way to Brazil.
[15:06] ---
    Hey, old man.
    We've got a new applicant.
[15:09] ---
    Elder, please take care of the rest.
[15:13] ---
    Do you want to train, too?
[15:16] ---
    N-No, I pass.
[15:18] ---
    It's embarrassing that
    a high school student
[15:19] ---
    doesn't even know how
    to use a chain sickle.
[15:25] ---
    J-Just count me out!
[15:28] ---
    So, young lady,
    you want to learn martial arts?
[15:31] ---
    Y-Yes!
[15:33] ---
    This dojo is a little tough.
    I'm going to have you take a trial test.
[15:39] ---
    "T-Trial test"?
[15:41] ---
    10 push-ups!
[15:44] ---
    No way!
[15:44] ---
    Grandpa!
[15:46] ---
    Elder! Aww!
[15:48] ---
    But you can only use your left thumb.
[15:52] ---
    That's not fair! There's no way
    any human can do that!
[15:56] ---
    That's not exactly true. Look.
[16:00] ---
    1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
[16:05] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
[16:06] ---
    If you can't at least do this,
[16:08] ---
    you'll find your life
    in danger in this place.
[16:12] ---
    Well, I suppose it's too
    difficult for a normal person.
[16:16] ---
    If you want to, you can use both hands.
[16:18] ---
    You're so kind!
[16:20] ---
    What?!
[16:21] ---
    What are you thinking, Grandpa?
[16:24] ---
    Just watch.
[16:26] ---
    Here we go.
[16:37] ---
    I-I can't push myself up!
[16:41] ---
    Wh-What does she
    mean "she can't do it"?
[16:44] ---
    Th-This is scary!
[16:45] ---
    She must be a hard-core nerd
    to not be able to do even one.
[16:52] ---
    Um...
[16:58] ---
    I don't need martial arts.
    As long as I have these fast legs.
[17:17] ---
    I can't do it!
[17:24] ---
    Hey...
[17:26] ---
    If you're not fully committed,
    I don't think you should join.
[17:31] ---
    You might end up dying after all.
[17:40] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
    Why is that chick following me?
[17:45] ---
    Because... you run.
[17:53] ---
    Did you see that? That's the
    Niijima-style 90-degree cornering!
[18:04] ---
    Did I shake her off this time?
[18:10] ---
    Huh?
[18:18] ---
    Come on, man! What's the matter?
    I only used two fingers!
[18:23] ---
    D-Damn it...
[18:25] ---
    Good. That's the spirit.
[18:30] ---
    Not good at all.
[18:35] ---
    Here goes!
[18:37] ---
    Here's your tea.
[18:39] ---
    Thanks.
[18:40] ---
    I'm very sorry that you had to
    see me being so immature earlier.
[18:45] ---
    I'm sorry, too.
    I got carried away myself.
[18:54] ---
    I think Shirahama-kun is a type
    of person who's better suited
[18:58] ---
    to watering plants
    and flowers and stuff.
[19:00] ---
    I know. Everyone says that he has no
    talent in martial arts whatsoever, too.
[19:06] ---
    Then why is he doing this?
[19:08] ---
    Hmm... Maybe he got
    sick of running away.
[19:12] ---
    What?
[19:13] ---
    When he first came here, he was saying
    that he'd always have to run away.
[19:23] ---
    I can't... That's it.
[19:24] ---
    Hmph. That's it for you?
[19:27] ---
    Hey! You decide whether you're going
    to run away or go on with this!
[19:31] ---
    Wh-What did you say? "Run away"?
[19:34] ---
    It is in my vocabulary...
    but I don't know how to read it!
[19:43] ---
    I don't know what you meant by
    that, but it was a good answer!
[19:55] ---
    Wh-Why is there a
    hot spring by the dojo?
[19:59] ---
    Am I seeing an illusion or something?
[20:08] ---
    C-Crap!
[20:11] ---
    I-I'm not going to let this kill me!
[20:17] ---
    I'm really sorry for
    having interrupted you!
[20:21] ---
    Izumi-san...
[20:22] ---
    Young lady, you look like
    you have learned a thing or two.
[20:25] ---
    Huh?
[20:26] ---
    Is there something that
    you felt within yourself
[20:28] ---
    from watching Kenichi-kun train?
[20:31] ---
    I...
[20:32] ---
    Training isn't just about
    strengthening you physically.
[20:37] ---
    In fact, the most important thing is...
[20:43] ---
    Come and see us again.
    You're welcome here any time.
[20:47] ---
    Next time I'll give you the trial test.
[20:50] ---
    Thank you so much.
[20:52] ---
    Shirahama-kun, see you tomorrow.
[20:54] ---
    Yeah! See you tomorrow.
[21:01] ---
    Boy... I didn't know what
    I would do if Izumi-san
[21:03] ---
    ended up joining the dojo for real!
[21:05] ---
    Oh, really? But I thought you would
    be happy if that actually happened.
[21:09] ---
    Huh?
[21:10] ---
    To me, it seemed that you
    were more fired up than usual.
[21:14] ---
    N-No, that's not true...
[21:17] ---
    Oh, is that so?
[21:19] ---
    By the way, Ken-chan, can you
    do push-ups with your thumb?
[21:22] ---
    Eeek!
[21:24] ---
    I would be surprised if he couldn't.
[21:26] ---
    You can do it, right, Kenichi?
[21:28] ---
    Miu did it like it's nothing.
[21:30] ---
    Apa, apa.
[21:31] ---
    Th-That's...
[21:33] ---
    So, can you?
[21:41] ---
    Damn... I thought that the plan
    was laid out perfectly,
[21:44] ---
    but I guess there were
    just too many obstacles.
[21:46] ---
    Oh, well, I guess I'll
    leave it at that for today.
[21:49] ---
    As long as I have Kenichi, I should
    be able to carry out my plan anyway.
[21:53] ---
    Besides, I got to collect some
    information on Kenichi's masters, too.
[21:58] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[22:00] ---
    I've always run away
    from everything myself.
[22:02] ---
    All right! From now on I'll stand up
    and fight for what I want!
[22:06] ---
    There you go!
    I'm glad you said that.
[22:08] ---
    Because, next time, we're going to go
    with the super sexy temptation plan!
[22:11] ---
    What?
[22:11] ---
    You're going to dress up in
    something frilly and see-through!
[22:17] ---
    With that, we can easily
    make Kenichi fall for it!
[22:20] ---
    I don't have an outfit like that!
[22:29] ---
    The most important thing, huh?
[22:32] ---
    I'm going to strengthen myself
[22:34] ---
    and one day become the kind of girl
    that's suitable for Shirahama-kun, too!
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    Hacha mecha shichau
    nomo waruku wa nai
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Itsumademo mayowanaide
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    Kira kira massugu hikaru
    afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
    O Romeo, Romeo!
    Wherefore art thou Romeo?
[24:09] ---
    Uh, um... Miu-san?
[24:10] ---
    Oh, why did we meet?
[24:13] ---
    Miu-san! I said Miu-san!
[24:14] ---
    Huh? I-I'm sorry!
[24:16] ---
    I'm going to be in an upcoming play,
    so I've been practicing hard.
[24:20] ---
    Oh, is that right?
    Sounds like a lot of work.
[24:22] ---
    But I've got someone who
    has been kindly coaching me.
[24:25] ---
    He's gentle, and sincere,
    and very dependable.
[24:29] ---
    Miu-san! The look on your face!
[24:30] ---
    Don't tell me you have
    fallen in love with him!
[24:33] ---
    No way! Absolutely no!