E30 - The Results of Training! Align Forward Half!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:36] ---
    So the music is almost finished, huh?
[01:41] ---
    They're here! They really are here!
[01:43] ---
    What?! Who are you?!
[01:44] ---
    You must be Loki from Ragnarok!
    We came to get Niijima back!
[01:48] ---
    That's right!
[01:49] ---
    Be quiet, everyone!
[01:51] ---
    I almost had a melody, but I lost it!
[01:55] ---
    I'll kill you.
[01:58] ---
    I'll ask you one more time!
    Where is Niijima?!
[02:01] ---
    If you want him back,
    you'll have to do it by force,
[02:05] ---
    since I'm in a bit of a bad mood.
[02:08] ---
    That's my line!
    Hurry up and give him back!
[02:11] ---
    I said be quiet!
[02:13] ---
    I'll ask your body about the melody I lost!
[02:16] ---
    I'm the Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried.
[02:19] ---
    I'll take you on.
[02:21] ---
    O... Oh? He's weak!
[02:23] ---
    What? He's really weak!
[02:26] ---
    Uhm, excuse me? Please wake up!
[02:29] ---
    Which boat is it?
[02:30] ---
    And the prelude begins...
[02:32] ---
    Feroce!
[02:34] ---
    Shoot!
[02:36] ---
    Accelerando!
[02:44] ---
    This is strange. He's full of energy.
[02:47] ---
    You pretended to be dead?!
[02:48] ---
    No! I was listening to
    the voice of the Earth.
[02:52] ---
    That's a lie. He was
    pretending to be dead for sure!
[02:54] ---
    Bastard! I won't hold back this time!
[02:57] ---
    That's right. Anger. Impatience.
[03:00] ---
    The explosion of emotion
    is indeed a melody.
[03:04] ---
    Yamazuki!
[03:06] ---
    I certainly did it this time.
[03:09] ---
    Now, tell me. Where is Niijima?
[03:13] ---
    Fortissimo!
[03:15] ---
    And... Animato!
[03:18] ---
    Can't be...! My attacks
    aren't working at all!
[03:23] ---
    Your attacks are dull because
    you're considerate to your opponent.
[03:26] ---
    Please attack me more seriously.
[03:33] ---
    Fiercely, like a storm.
[03:36] ---
    It's about time for Tempestoso.
[03:43] ---
    Become impatient, feel fear and despair!
[03:45] ---
    I need that to compose music!
[03:49] ---
    He hasn't taken any damage
    at all after all those attacks!
[03:53] ---
    Ragnarok's Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried...
[03:57] ---
    Is he really immortal?!
[04:07] ---
    Let me out of here! Let me out, please!
[04:15] ---
    Hey, you bastards!
[04:17] ---
    Let me outta here soon, or I'm gonna
    get pissed, and then you'll regret it!
[04:30] ---
    Here he comes!
[04:33] ---
    Fortissimo!
[04:39] ---
    This isn't right. Why am I the one
    on the ground when I attacked him?!
[04:43] ---
    Ah... a melody just came to me.
[04:48] ---
    What just happened?
[04:58] ---
    So how did you like the power
    of my special made stun club?
[05:05] ---
    You're wasting your time. That electric
    shock makes even an adult male
[05:09] ---
    unable to move a single
    muscle for at least an hour.
[05:12] ---
    I'll do the same to all the women
    who come close to Loki-sama.
[05:17] ---
    Huh?
[05:21] ---
    No... No way.
[05:24] ---
    Why? Why can you move?!
[05:34] ---
    I train harder than you do.
[05:37] ---
    But that was the biggest blunder of
    my whole life. To think I took a blow.
[05:42] ---
    If Grandpa finds it out...
[05:45] ---
    I'm going to keep this a secret.
[05:47] ---
    At any rate, I have to find out where
    Niijima-san is from Mr. Mesh Glasses
[05:51] ---
    and go home soon to prepare dinner.
[06:00] ---
    Wh-What the...
[06:15] ---
    Why are you by yourself?
[06:17] ---
    Where is Mr. Mesh Glasses, I mean,
    your advisor Loki or whoever?
[06:20] ---
    You fool. We're a decoy.
[06:23] ---
    Loki-sama has already
    gone back to headquarters.
[06:29] ---
    Tell me which boat Niijima-san is on!
[06:33] ---
    I don't know.
[06:35] ---
    "Intimidation"
[06:37] ---
    It's true! I really don't know!
[06:41] ---
    Darn you! You're so useless!
[06:46] ---
    At this point, Kenichi-san's
    opponent is our only hope.
[06:53] ---
    Fighting against Sieg, the Shinpaku
    Federation will be done for anyway.
[07:02] ---
    Why aren't my attacks working?
    That can't be...
[07:06] ---
    You bastard!
[07:08] ---
    Good! I like that impatience!
[07:11] ---
    How's that...?!
[07:15] ---
    Dammit! Same thing again!
[07:17] ---
    Just when I think I had a good attack...!
[07:19] ---
    Become more impatient!
[07:26] ---
    Oh? The boat that
    Niijima-kun is on is setting sail.
[07:31] ---
    Niijima...! Dammit! I'd better hurry up!
[07:34] ---
    That's right.
[07:36] ---
    You'd better defeat me quickly
    and go rescue him, or it'll be too late.
[07:40] ---
    Now, become more and more impatient,
[07:43] ---
    and attack me more and more!
[07:46] ---
    Don't be impatient.
[07:49] ---
    Listen. In fights, the one
    whose spirit is devoured loses.
[07:58] ---
    If you become impatient, your
    opponent can predict any of your attacks.
[08:03] ---
    But I don't really like fighting
    with people so I get impatient.
[08:07] ---
    When that happens, refresh your mind.
[08:11] ---
    What? During the battle?
[08:13] ---
    --Another bottle!
    --Phht!
[08:15] ---
    Uhm...
[08:17] ---
    Huh?
[08:18] ---
    Th-That's right. Do a warm-up
    or something to bring yourself
[08:24] ---
    back to the state of mind you
    have when you're training here!
[08:29] ---
    Change the flow of the fight.
[08:32] ---
    Just devour your enemy...
    just like drinking hot sake.
[08:37] ---
    I'm gonna try that.
[08:43] ---
    It's another fine day today!
[08:44] ---
    One, two, three, four!
    One, two, three, four!
[08:48] ---
    I wonder what we're having for breakfast!
[08:52] ---
    Breakfast?
[08:53] ---
    Now, on to sparring training!
[08:55] ---
    Are you ready, Siegfried-san!
[08:59] ---
    Okay!
[09:00] ---
    Now, which technique do I wanna use?
[09:03] ---
    I devoured his spirit!
[09:08] ---
    Hm? Oops. I usually
    do muscle training first.
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:22] ---
    Oh boy... No wonder I thought
    my attacks didn't feel right!
[09:24] ---
    You were leaping backwards on your own!
[09:27] ---
    Hmph!
[09:29] ---
    I can read my enemy's rhythm.
[09:32] ---
    That's why I can see perfectly
    through attacks and shift the axis
[09:36] ---
    so that I can use the attack's
    power to augment my own attack.
[09:40] ---
    This is the Canon Attack!
[09:40] ---
    "Canon Attack"
[09:43] ---
    Canon Attack... His attack
    names are hopelessly... bad.
[09:50] ---
    Even though you figured out the trick,
[09:52] ---
    it's still true that your
    attacks have no effect on me!
[09:55] ---
    Now, thrust as much as you want!
[09:58] ---
    The more you thrust, the more
    you'll become... at a disadvantage.
[10:03] ---
    So he is a master of incredibly
    unique counterattacks.
[10:07] ---
    He's a tricky opponent!
[10:11] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[10:16] ---
    Aren't those two taking too long?
    Don't you think, Akisame?
[10:22] ---
    Shall I secretly go there and
    quickly kill all their enemies?
[10:27] ---
    You... shouldn't.
[10:29] ---
    She's right. We should have
    faith in our disciple and wait.
[10:33] ---
    That is also a master's duty.
[10:35] ---
    But how is Kenichi-kun actually doing?
[10:39] ---
    Given the training he's been doing,
    it seems that he's making slow progress.
[10:43] ---
    "King of Erotica"
[10:43] ---
    Well, that boy doesn't
    have any talent at all, so...
[10:46] ---
    Up until now, we've simply been
    cramming many things into him.
[10:54] ---
    But it's about time...
[10:58] ---
    ...for those things to start
    producing results within him!
[11:05] ---
    If I attack carelessly,
    he'll counterattack again.
[11:08] ---
    Even if I throw him, he'll dispel it
    with a splendid break fall as well.
[11:11] ---
    He can do those things
    because he reads my attacks.
[11:17] ---
    Then...!
[11:19] ---
    Ten-hut!
[11:24] ---
    What do you think you are doing?
[11:26] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama! Forward march!
[11:30] ---
    One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
[11:34] ---
    Here he comes.
[11:35] ---
    One, two! One, two!
[11:37] ---
    Company, halt!
[11:40] ---
    Align forward half!
[11:43] ---
    A warm-up first and
    you're now forming a line?
[11:46] ---
    I don't know what you're doing,
    but cheap tricks won't work on me.
[11:52] ---
    He shifts the axis of any
    kind of attack and evades it.
[11:55] ---
    In order to defeat this man...
[11:58] ---
    I have to use that thrust!
[12:18] ---
    That thrust that worked only
    once during practice is the only way!
[12:25] ---
    Hmm.
[12:26] ---
    After practicing it for ten minutes,
    you'll work on Chinese martial arts with Ma.
[12:30] ---
    Master Koetsuji... I'm wondering...
[12:34] ---
    What is it?
[12:36] ---
    Karate, Muay Thai boxing,
    Chinese martial arts and jujitsu...
[12:39] ---
    Would it really do me good when I learn
    this many martial arts simultaneously?
[12:45] ---
    I'll make it work!
[12:46] ---
    B... But mastering even just
    one martial art is quite hard.
[12:53] ---
    You took a step forward on a cliff
    called Ryozanpaku with courage.
[12:57] ---
    At that point, there's
    only one path left to you.
[12:59] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[13:00] ---
    Just keep falling towards
    the world of masters! There!
[13:13] ---
    Ahh! No!
[13:18] ---
    F... Falling?
[13:20] ---
    Not climbing up?
[13:22] ---
    When climbing up, you can
    stop of your own will, right?
[13:26] ---
    But in your case, you can't do it.
[13:30] ---
    Since you entrusted yourself to us,
    there's no stopping halfway.
[13:35] ---
    Even if you happen to die in
    the middle, you will master them!
[13:39] ---
    Oh boy...
[13:42] ---
    Listen, Ken-chan.
[13:43] ---
    Chinese people combine anything.
[13:46] ---
    Chinese herbal medicine does,
    and so do martial arts!
[13:49] ---
    By doing so, they've been
    creating brand new things.
[13:53] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I heard that long ago,
[13:56] ---
    when mountain ascetics got injured,
[13:58] ---
    they picked seven nonpoisonous
    leaves and put them on their wounds.
[14:01] ---
    You can imagine some of those leaves
    were effective and the others were not.
[14:05] ---
    But by combining, you can create
    something that didn't exist before.
[14:10] ---
    There's that possibility.
[14:15] ---
    --I see...
    --What about my turn?
[14:17] ---
    Wait a second!
[14:18] ---
    If I combine the characteristics of
    each martial art I've learned and strike,
[14:24] ---
    --what will that thrust be like?
    --Hey!
[14:30] ---
    I'm gonna try it.
[14:33] ---
    What's the matter? Go ahead and thrust!
[14:38] ---
    Hmph! You think I can't shift the axis
    if you thrust from a very short distance?
[14:44] ---
    That's an interesting thought
    but it's wishful thinking.
[14:46] ---
    Con bravura...
[14:48] ---
    In other words, with cleverness and skills,
[14:51] ---
    you'll go down with my counterattack.
[14:56] ---
    Keni--
[14:58] ---
    I just have to do it!
[15:00] ---
    Take this!
[15:04] ---
    Pay more attention to your pulling arm!
[15:06] ---
    In karate, you strike the thrust
    and pulling arm at the same time
[15:09] ---
    as if they're connected via
    a pulley behind your back!
[15:13] ---
    Relax more. Stretch your arm far!
[15:16] ---
    Turn off the limiter of your brain
    and imagine your arm flying away.
[15:22] ---
    The chopping motion in jujitsu originally
    came from the weight shift in swordplay.
[15:27] ---
    "Weight"
[15:27] ---
    Yes, it's the movement
    of crushing a parallelogram.
[15:30] ---
    By shifting your weight onto it,
    you cut down your opponent.
[15:34] ---
    Apa! Muay Thai boxing isn't a sport.
[15:38] ---
    It's for soldiers in the
    battlefield to survive comfortably.
[15:42] ---
    So my master always said...
[15:44] ---
    "Thrust as if you're going to
    strike through your enemy!"
[15:51] ---
    I have to shift its axis!
[15:53] ---
    It's fast! What beat is this?!
[15:57] ---
    Double time...? Single time?
[16:00] ---
    No, this is...
[16:02] ---
    ...no specific beat!
[16:06] ---
    Ah! That thrust is...!
[16:09] ---
    Our techniques are starting to
    produce results within Kenichi, huh?
[16:13] ---
    Come to think of it, I remember
    him striking a good thrust just once.
[16:20] ---
    It got broken! Look at this!
    That was perfect, right?!
[16:24] ---
    Oh, yeah. We've been using
    that pole quite a long time, so...
[16:28] ---
    Oh... that's why.
[16:31] ---
    Now it's my turn to teach.
[16:34] ---
    He looked quite pleased.
[16:36] ---
    I bet he couldn't help but be
    happy about breaking the pole.
[16:41] ---
    I wonder if I should've
    praised him more at the time.
[16:45] ---
    It's not that he's dead,
    so it's not too late.
[16:50] ---
    Praise him when he comes home.
[16:52] ---
    Everyone, calm down
    a little. Shame on you.
[16:57] ---
    Oh? Akisame, those
    Chinese characters are wrong.
[16:59] ---
    What?! Is that true?!
[17:02] ---
    I'm just kidding.
[17:03] ---
    You got me, Kensei!
[17:06] ---
    Apapapapa!
[17:13] ---
    Hmph!
[17:14] ---
    What?!
[17:17] ---
    This is bad!
[17:20] ---
    It was a wonderfully fast thrust.
[17:22] ---
    On top of that, to think that you
    shifted your weight to increase its power...
[17:27] ---
    I'm completely defeated.
[17:34] ---
    I can hear a melody... a beautiful melody.
[17:41] ---
    Kenichi-san! You shouldn't have used
    a thrust like that on an ordinary person!
[17:44] ---
    B-B-B-But he wasn't
    someone I could hold back on!
[17:50] ---
    His life isn't in danger,
    though it was a close call.
[17:54] ---
    Close?
[17:55] ---
    Oh yes! Leave him to me and
    you go find Niijima-san quickly!
[18:00] ---
    Since you knocked him out before
    we could ask him about the boat,
[18:03] ---
    you have to search one by one.
[18:05] ---
    Ahh, that's right! I forgot
    the real reason we are here!
[18:09] ---
    Sorry! I'm gonna go find him!
[18:12] ---
    Please explain and ask them
    to hold the departure, okay?!
[18:16] ---
    Niijima! Even if you're rotten,
    you're still my bad friend! Hang in there!
[18:20] ---
    Hang in there, okay?!
[18:27] ---
    Th... There isn't even a single boat.
[18:32] ---
    I'm sorry, my bad friend.
[18:34] ---
    Haruo Niijima! Goodbye!
[18:45] ---
    Now that the boat has set sail,
    there's nothing I can do.
[18:48] ---
    Food and drinks. On top of that,
    even stylish clothes...
[18:52] ---
    This cargo compartment has everything.
[18:55] ---
    Now it's come to this,
    I'm gonna enjoy this smuggling life
[18:58] ---
    until the boat gets to some harbor.
[19:00] ---
    Hey brothers! This is a reward for biting
    off the rope. Eat as much as you want!
[19:07] ---
    Now...
[19:10] ---
    ...what's inside this box?
[19:13] ---
    Whoa! I found my type of toys!
[19:17] ---
    Whoa...
[19:17] ---
    Hmm. What's the matter, Johnny?
[19:19] ---
    Shh! I've been hearing a suspicious
    voice from this compartment.
[19:25] ---
    Don't be so silly, Johnny.
    There shouldn't be anyone in there.
[19:31] ---
    Th-Then, you go ahead and open the door.
[19:33] ---
    Okay, Johnny. Piece of cake.
[19:39] ---
    Ah!
[19:40] ---
    Hm?
[19:47] ---
    Oh my god!
[19:52] ---
    It's an alien, Johnny!
[19:55] ---
    I'll bet he's going to
    abduct the boat's crew!
[20:03] ---
    Loki-sama! Bad news!
[20:03] ---
    "Some Firing Range"
[20:06] ---
    Hm?
[20:07] ---
    What?! Can't be!
[20:08] ---
    Siegfried has been defeated?!
[20:11] ---
    I was, too, by a girl with big breasts.
[20:14] ---
    Dammit! He's something else.
[20:18] ---
    He shattered all of my predictions.
[20:20] ---
    Oh? What's the matter, Loki?
[20:23] ---
    It's not like you to fail to recognize
    our enemy's real ability.
[20:28] ---
    What's the name of that
    Shock Troop Commander?
[20:31] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[20:33] ---
    What?!
[20:45] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[20:47] ---
    Kenichi... Could it really be him?
[20:54] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[20:58] ---
    Appapappa! Appapa... Apa?!
[21:04] ---
    Apapapapa!
[21:07] ---
    Hmm...
[21:08] ---
    "Cargo Boat Aground
    After Being Hijacked by Alien"
[21:09] ---
    I don't see any article about smuggling.
[21:11] ---
    See?! I should've gone with them after all!
[21:15] ---
    Let's see... "An alien steered
    the boat for three hours..."
[21:20] ---
    "It headed back to the harbor."
[21:22] ---
    I love this kind of story.
[21:24] ---
    Despite the fact that you defeated
    the enemy, you couldn't save your friend.
[21:28] ---
    It must be hard for you.
[21:30] ---
    I... I guess we should
    report it to the police, huh?
[21:33] ---
    Yeah.
[21:35] ---
    This seagull, Jonathan, said that he
    saw something like Niijima on a beach.
[21:39] ---
    What?! Really?!
[21:41] ---
    What?
[21:44] ---
    Apachai-san! Please hurry
    up and ask where it was!
[21:47] ---
    Jonathan! Please tell us!
[21:53] ---
    What?! He's not on this map?!
[21:56] ---
    Apapapapa!
[21:58] ---
    Which means...
[22:03] ---
    No, I can't eat any more, Princess.
[22:07] ---
    Ow, ow. I feel like my head is splitting.
[22:12] ---
    I was dreaming about
    a trip to the Dragon Palace.
[22:19] ---
    Huh?
[22:21] ---
    Wh... Where... am I?
[22:32] ---
    Kenichi!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:16] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Hold on a sec, you over there.
[24:07] ---
    What is it?
[24:07] ---
    I have an injured foot.
    Please take me to a hospital.
[24:11] ---
    There's no reason for me to do that!
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    Doesn't leaving an injured, sweet,
    cute girl on the road like this
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    bother your conscience?
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    Oh, I'm going to die here,
    aren't I? Sob, sob.
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    Tsk. I guess I have no choice.
[24:23] ---
    Well well. You've finally decided
    to take me to the hospital, huh?
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    Hey, this is the wrong way!
    Where're you taking me?!
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    Ahh! He's a kidnapper!
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