E37 - Dangerous Trap! Let's Have Sumo Chanko Stew Together!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:33] ---
    Dammit. I can’t believe it!
[01:36] ---
    If the Chief hadn't stopped me,
[01:37] ---
    I would've finished off both
    Shirahama and Hermit by myself.
[01:42] ---
    Seriously, what's he thinking?
[01:45] ---
    Did you know,
    though this is only a rumor...
[01:49] ---
    that the Chief is being taught martial
    arts in secret by the Great Sage Fist?
[01:56] ---
    And I've never even
    met the Great Sage Fist...
[02:00] ---
    Me, neither. I joined Ragnarok
    in order to request his tutelage,
[02:05] ---
    --and yet I haven't even met him yet.
    --Dosukoi!
[02:07] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[02:10] ---
    Thor! Be quiet!
[02:12] ---
    That's just stupid.
[02:14] ---
    I joined Ragnarok in order to
    spread the name of practical sumo.
[02:19] ---
    In addition, I train my skills at all
    times at the street fight gambling den.
[02:23] ---
    So I don't need a master to teach me!
[02:26] ---
    If you get your kicks by taking
    down small fries in a place like that,
[02:28] ---
    your skills will go down in the end.
[02:31] ---
    Do you want to try?
[02:33] ---
    Sure, if you want to die.
[02:36] ---
    Stop!
[02:37] ---
    It's forbidden for the Greatest
    Fists to fight each other, right?
[02:40] ---
    Berserker.
[02:42] ---
    I think you're the one
    who's actually fit to be Chief.
[02:52] ---
    I've sown the seeds.
    Ragnarok will eventually be...
[03:02] ---
    Hmm... My own killer technique...
[03:05] ---
    Kenichi, you've already
    gotten a killer technique.
[03:09] ---
    You just haven't noticed it yet.
[03:11] ---
    Hmm...
[03:13] ---
    It's true that I don't remember well
    since I'm always frantic while fighting.
[03:17] ---
    --Hm?
    --Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[03:20] ---
    Oh? This room is...
[03:22] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation Headquarters"
[03:25] ---
    Hm?
[03:27] ---
    Ugh!
[03:32] ---
    Move your arm more smoothly!
[03:34] ---
    You! Spread your feet shoulder width
    apart and put your hand on your hip!
[03:37] ---
    Don't make them
    practice that weird greeting!
[03:40] ---
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[03:42] ---
    Wouldn't it be more graceful
    if you lowered your arm a bit?
[03:46] ---
    T-Takeda-san and Ukita-san, too?!
[03:49] ---
    Hi, Kenichi-kun!
    You should try it, too. It's quite fun.
[03:53] ---
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[03:55] ---
    Oh no...
    They're getting tainted little by little.
[04:00] ---
    A killer technique? You don't remember?
[04:03] ---
    You used it that one time.
[04:05] ---
    What? When?
[04:07] ---
    You're talking about
    the Mightiest combo, right?
[04:08] ---
    Huh? A what combo?
[04:11] ---
    The Mightiest combo.
[04:12] ---
    "Mightiest"
[04:13] ---
    You used it when you took down
    Loki at Matsue Lark, remember?
[04:17] ---
    Karate's Yamazuki.
    Muay Thai boxing's Kao Loi.
[04:21] ---
    Chinese martial arts' Ox Head-Butt.
[04:23] ---
    Jujitsu's Single Leg Takedown. It's a
    killer technique that links them smoothly.
[04:27] ---
    I named it the Mightiest combo.
[04:30] ---
    That's right. That was amazing...
[04:33] ---
    ...as you were performing
    several martial arts together well.
[04:36] ---
    That's a perfect killer technique for you.
[04:39] ---
    A killer technique that
    combines several martial arts...
[04:43] ---
    Oh, yeah, Kenichi.
[04:45] ---
    There's this information
    that I'd like you to hear.
[04:48] ---
    Something called "street fight gambling"
    is popular among young people lately.
[04:52] ---
    Street fight gambling?
[04:54] ---
    Apparently, one of Ragnarok's
    Greatest Fists is the bookmaker.
[05:00] ---
    He's a giant whose
    weapon is practical sumo.
[05:06] ---
    You rarely find info on a Greatest Fist
    and their whereabouts at the same time.
[05:12] ---
    Kenichi, this is a good chance.
[05:14] ---
    What? Don't tell me you're
    thinking of having me start a fight?!
[05:17] ---
    Exactly.
[05:19] ---
    Be careful, Kenichi-kun.
[05:21] ---
    He might be trying to use you again.
[05:24] ---
    Rather, he's ready and willing to use me.
[05:26] ---
    Yep.
[05:27] ---
    I knew it.
[05:28] ---
    You damn parasite!
[05:32] ---
    Oh my. Praise me more!
[05:35] ---
    In order to destroy Ragnarok, we
    have to take down the Greatest Fists,
[05:39] ---
    its leading figures, and eliminate
    their intimidation and charisma.
[05:42] ---
    That's the only way!
[05:44] ---
    Th-That's true. I hate to
    further Niijima's stupid ambition,
[05:50] ---
    but we can't let a group as
    dangerous as Ragnarok be.
[05:54] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[05:55] ---
    I see. You're finally going to take
    the fight to them? Good, good.
[06:00] ---
    Well, it's not like I've decided yet.
[06:02] ---
    I feel like starting a fight myself
    is simply being violent, after all.
[06:06] ---
    Well, there's a phrase,
    "There is no first strike in karate,"
[06:11] ---
    but they took your
    little sister hostage once.
[06:14] ---
    So it's no longer a first strike, right?
[06:15] ---
    But martial arts are for
    defending yourself, right?
[06:19] ---
    At just what point
    does it become violence?
[06:29] ---
    How rude!
    I'm seriously asking you for advice!
[06:32] ---
    I-I'm sorry. We just started
    laughing because it made us nostalgic.
[06:36] ---
    Nostalgic?
[06:37] ---
    Yeah. That's the path everyone
    who learns martial arts travels.
[06:42] ---
    I also struggled with it
    when I was this small.
[06:45] ---
    I was struggling with it
    before I was even born.
[06:50] ---
    Struggle! Struggle with it.
    That's part of your training.
[06:54] ---
    You don't have to find
    the answer right now.
[06:56] ---
    Just keep struggling with it
[06:59] ---
    until you become able to find
    your own answer to it one day.
[07:04] ---
    Yeah...
[07:10] ---
    I somehow feel like they
    cleverly dodged the subject.
[07:14] ---
    It's true that it's a difficult question.
[07:17] ---
    Right?
[07:18] ---
    But in cases like that,
    you can fight cleverly.
[07:22] ---
    Fight cleverly?
[07:24] ---
    Yes. You fight in a way
    that avoids hurting people
[07:28] ---
    as much as possible
    and resolves the conflict.
[07:31] ---
    I'm sure you can do it, Kenichi-san.
[07:36] ---
    I see. Fight cleverly, huh?
[07:49] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but you look very eager.
[07:54] ---
    Well then...
[07:55] ---
    ...let's go to the party.
[08:07] ---
    There!
[08:10] ---
    This is the street fight gambling den
    that Thor, the Seventh Greatest Fist, runs.
[08:14] ---
    I also hear lots of Ragnarok members
    are mixed in with ordinary customers,
[08:19] ---
    so if we break through from the
    front, we can't avoid taking damage.
[08:22] ---
    --Niijima.
    --Hm?
[08:24] ---
    My karate master taught me the
    trick of fighting many people before.
[08:29] ---
    When you fight many people alone,
[08:31] ---
    the worst thing you can do is to fight
    their boss after losing lots of energy.
[08:36] ---
    So you have to take down
    the strongest guy first.
[08:39] ---
    So you're assuming that I can
    defeat the strongest one, huh?
[08:44] ---
    I see. So he's saying we should make
    it a one-on-one between the bosses?
[08:48] ---
    You're good at speaking eloquently.
    Can't you use that somehow?
[08:51] ---
    Hmm...
[08:52] ---
    Please, Niijima. I've got an idea.
[08:55] ---
    What?
[08:57] ---
    It's difficult, but I'll give it a shot.
[08:59] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[08:59] ---
    Hey guys! Pretend to be
    customers and follow me.
[09:04] ---
    You two wait here
    since they know your faces.
[09:07] ---
    Like I said, don't give us orders!
[09:09] ---
    Now, now. It's the norm that
    heroes show up later, right?
[09:18] ---
    Hold it!
[09:19] ---
    Who referred you to this place?
[09:21] ---
    Yeah, we were referred by
    Taichi Koga-san of Ragnarok.
[09:24] ---
    What?! By Koga-san of the kicks?!
[09:26] ---
    O-Okay, then go.
[09:28] ---
    Thanks.
[09:30] ---
    It scares me how incredibly
    natural lying is to this guy.
[09:35] ---
    Ah! It's the Shinpaku Federation!
[09:37] ---
    What? H-Hey...
[09:39] ---
    Why? They've already figured it out!
[09:42] ---
    You idiot, Matsui!
[09:43] ---
    What're you doing?!
[09:46] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[09:49] ---
    Ah! This is bad!
[09:52] ---
    Put down the flag already!
[09:53] ---
    No! I can't let the flag touch the ground!
[09:58] ---
    What's going on?!
[10:01] ---
    Oh? Shinpaku Federation!
[10:03] ---
    H-He's here!
    That's the Seventh Greatest Fist, Thor!
[10:08] ---
    What?
[10:09] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[10:12] ---
    --So this man is...
    --Watch out, Kenichi-kun!
[10:22] ---
    Stop your pointless
    resistance, you small fries!
[10:28] ---
    My my, how far Ragnarok's
    Greatest Fists have fallen.
[10:32] ---
    When we, the Shinpaku Federation,
    came to openly challenge you a duel,
[10:38] ---
    you'd actually launch a sneak attack
    and drag ordinary customers into it?!
[10:41] ---
    There he goes!
    His specialty, verbal brainwashing.
[10:44] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[10:45] ---
    Sneak attack, you said?! You're the
    one who launched a sneak attack!
[10:49] ---
    To start with, I was in the
    back until just earlier and...
[10:51] ---
    So you were going to hide
    by yourself in the back then?
[10:55] ---
    Laugh.
[10:56] ---
    What?
[11:01] ---
    So that's what practical sumo is like?
[11:04] ---
    Oh? Are you shaking by any chance?
[11:08] ---
    Stop mocking me!
[11:11] ---
    He's been duped too well!
[11:12] ---
    One who practices practical sumo would
    accept a challenge by anyone, any time!
[11:17] ---
    I've done my part.
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[11:20] ---
    Th... Thanks.
[11:23] ---
    But... couldn't you
    do it more peacefully?
[11:26] ---
    So who's my opponent?!
    Show your face already!
[11:29] ---
    Seventh Greatest Fist! Let's make a bet!
[11:32] ---
    What?! Are you gonna
    bet your life or something?!
[11:36] ---
    If you win, you can do
    whatever you want with me!
[11:41] ---
    However, if I win you
    have to leave Ragnarok.
[11:44] ---
    Also street fighting will
    be forbidden afterwards!
[11:50] ---
    Laugh!
[11:51] ---
    What's the matter, Thor?!
    Are you scared?!
[11:53] ---
    Shut up!
[11:54] ---
    Stop it!
[11:56] ---
    Okay. I'll take that bet.
[11:59] ---
    But there's one condition!
[12:02] ---
    Condition? This isn't good.
[12:04] ---
    We shouldn't let our
    enemy take the initiative.
[12:06] ---
    Ha! You're so small-minded, Thor!
[12:08] ---
    That's fine.
[12:10] ---
    Idiot! Don't issue a blank check!
    That's a hard and fast rule of dealing!
[12:15] ---
    Okay then, come this way.
[12:16] ---
    Okay.
[12:19] ---
    Hey, wait, you idiot! Don't waste my effo--
[12:21] ---
    Thanks, Niijima.
    From here on, leave things to me.
[12:25] ---
    Kenichi...
[12:29] ---
    If his condition is to give him Shinpaku's
    leader position, turn it down cleverly.
[12:34] ---
    R-Right.
[12:35] ---
    If that's the case, maybe
    I should lose on purpose.
[12:38] ---
    What's the matter?!
    Hurry up already, Kenichi Shirahama!
[12:41] ---
    How do you know I'm Shirahama?
[12:44] ---
    I heard about you from
    my best friend Siegfried.
[12:48] ---
    He said, "Kenichi Shirahama is of
    small build, but he has good eyes."
[12:52] ---
    Thor, I'll go on a trip to search my soul.
[12:58] ---
    He did?
[13:00] ---
    Sieg's observant eye makes no mistakes.
[13:02] ---
    I knew you were Shirahama right away.
[13:05] ---
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku...!
[13:14] ---
    We'll fight it out on this sumo ring of hell!
[13:17] ---
    The fight ends only when one
    of us becomes unable to fight
[13:20] ---
    or admits his defeat!
[13:21] ---
    Are you ready, Shirahama?!
[13:24] ---
    What?! W-Wait!
[13:26] ---
    Here I come!
[13:27] ---
    Wait a sec!
[13:31] ---
    I'm impressed that you dodged my slap.
[13:34] ---
    You didn't tell me your condition yet!
[13:37] ---
    Hah, that's right.
[13:40] ---
    My condition is that if
    you lose in this fight...
[13:47] ---
    ...you become my disciple and
    master practical sumo with me!
[13:52] ---
    What?!
[14:06] ---
    Sieg was a great man. If you're the
    man who defeated him, then I want you!
[14:13] ---
    Y... You want me?! But...
[14:18] ---
    Let's have chanko stew together!
[14:20] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[14:21] ---
    Thank you very much!
[14:22] ---
    Kenichi-san!
    You've abandoned Ryozanpaku?!
[14:25] ---
    I... I can't lose!
[14:28] ---
    Here I come!
[14:35] ---
    You don't get it, do you?
[14:37] ---
    Sumo wrestlers receive a 1-ton shock
    on their forehead in the initial charge.
[14:41] ---
    So a thrust like that is
    like water off a duck's back!
[14:49] ---
    Before this armor of muscle
    and fat, all attacks are ineffective!
[14:58] ---
    Unlike clenched fists, the sumo's
    slapping hands never get crushed.
[15:01] ---
    Hence we can put
    our entire weight on them!
[15:04] ---
    We don't need bandages on
    our hands like a certain boxer!
[15:08] ---
    But in return, your reach is short!
[15:10] ---
    Now, now.
[15:12] ---
    Overarm throw!
[15:16] ---
    The break fall doesn't work!
[15:17] ---
    Stamping Tornado!
[15:23] ---
    Ritual stamping can be a killer
    technique if used as an attack.
[15:26] ---
    Improving various sumo techniques for
    fighting against different disciplines...
[15:30] ---
    That is indeed practical sumo!
[15:35] ---
    What?!
[15:39] ---
    Boy, that was effective.
[15:41] ---
    Impossible... He can still
    move after receiving that attack?
[15:48] ---
    L-Let me confirm this,
    Seventh Greatest Fist!
[15:51] ---
    If you lose against me,
    you'll leave Ragnarok, right?!
[15:57] ---
    A man never goes back on his word.
[16:00] ---
    But the possibility is probably
    not even one in ten thousand.
[16:04] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "a wrong call by the referee"?
[16:09] ---
    Yes, I do. It's about the referee
    making a wrong ruling, right?
[16:12] ---
    Why are referees wearing a short
    sword even in modern sumo?!
[16:17] ---
    That's because there
    used to be an iron rule
[16:19] ---
    where the referee had to commit
    hara-kiri when he made a wrong call!
[16:24] ---
    Hara-kiri?!
[16:26] ---
    Sumo isn't a sport!
[16:28] ---
    It's a life-or-death martial art
    practiced by warriors! Dosukoi!
[16:39] ---
    I'd like to spread the
    incredibleness of this martial art!
[16:44] ---
    And I wish that eventually practical sumo
    will be added to PE as a required subject,
[16:49] ---
    parks in town will have a sumo ring,
    soccer balls will gather dust,
[16:55] ---
    the criteria for good-looking guys will
    be changed to well-built, rather fat guys,
[16:59] ---
    Maybe...
[17:01] ---
    and practical sumo will indeed
    rule at the top of all martial arts!
[17:07] ---
    His body is big and so is his ambition.
[17:09] ---
    Yeah. And I'll agree with his
    criteria for good-looking guys.
[17:13] ---
    That's a terrible dream.
[17:14] ---
    Because of that, I can't lose!
[17:17] ---
    I can't lose, either...
    until I destroy Ragnarok!
[17:24] ---
    Have you got some learning problem?
[17:27] ---
    I told you it doesn't work!
[17:29] ---
    Dodge them! If you get caught,
    that'll be the end of you!
[17:37] ---
    I get it! This irregular ring
    was created in order for a giant,
[17:41] ---
    whose mobility is low, to avoid
    getting confused by speed!
[17:44] ---
    Realizing it now doesn't help much.
[17:47] ---
    Once you entered this sumo ring of hell,
    your defeat was already decided.
[17:52] ---
    Accept your defeat gracefully!
[17:55] ---
    Then we'll have chanko stew together!
[18:00] ---
    Not only do his strikes not work,
    there's also nowhere for him to escape.
[18:02] ---
    On top of that, he can't use break
    falls much due to the iron plates.
[18:06] ---
    Kenichi has no chance.
[18:09] ---
    You guys. You think his
    eyes are those of a loser's?
[18:14] ---
    I've known him for a long time, so I can
    tell from his eyes when he gets cold feet.
[18:22] ---
    Sumo ring of hell... In short,
    this is a sumo ring, right?
[18:25] ---
    Hm? That's right. So what?
[18:30] ---
    Ow!
[18:38] ---
    Oh? You're going to compete
    with me in the initial charge?
[18:42] ---
    Interesting!
[18:45] ---
    Even if you strike with momentum,
    it won't work on me.
[18:50] ---
    Yamazuki! Kao Loi! Ox Head-Butt!
[18:54] ---
    There he goes!
[18:55] ---
    The Mightiest combo!
[18:56] ---
    No! The next technique's
    gonna be a problem!
[19:00] ---
    Single Leg Takedown!
[19:02] ---
    It's true that the Single Leg Takedown
[19:04] ---
    is suitable for someone
    small to throw someone big.
[19:07] ---
    But when the weight difference is this big...
[19:12] ---
    To be honest, that knee thing
    was effective. But this is it for you.
[19:17] ---
    Time to be crushed!
[19:29] ---
    Wh-What a strong back he has!
[19:34] ---
    This is why I can't keep
    from partnering with him!
[19:43] ---
    This can't be...!
[19:54] ---
    Single Leg Takedown!
[20:04] ---
    He did it!
[20:11] ---
    Everyone! Take the enemy's
    leader while they are demoralized!
[20:15] ---
    Hey!
[20:17] ---
    We won't let that happen! Go!
[20:20] ---
    Stop it!
[20:24] ---
    He won this bout with a leg pick!
SIGN    "Leg Pick" "Technique where one grabs his opponent's leg and forces him outside of the ring."
[20:33] ---
    B-But Thor-sama!
[20:41] ---
    When I crossed the edge of the ring,
    my sumo soul acknowledged my defeat.
[20:46] ---
    There's nothing I can do about it!
[20:50] ---
    Although he says he practices practical sumo,
    he couldn't abandon the ring all the way.
[20:54] ---
    That's his weakness.
[20:56] ---
    Hmph! Not everyone takes
    a practical approach like you!
[21:00] ---
    To think that practical sumo takes a fall...
[21:03] ---
    ...I guess this is the end of my dream.
[21:06] ---
    What're you saying?!
[21:07] ---
    Huh?
[21:08] ---
    What I want is for you to quit street
    fighting as a member of Ragnarok!
[21:12] ---
    I don't remember betting your dream.
[21:18] ---
    Please master practical sumo at any cost!
[21:22] ---
    I think the dream you've
    crafted is really incredible!
[21:30] ---
    You really are a funny guy.
[21:39] ---
    Let's have a match
    without a ring next time!
[21:41] ---
    I'll think about it in the far distant
    future when I'm in good shape again!
[21:45] ---
    All right! Commander Shirahama, banzai!
[21:49] ---
    --It's the Shinpaku Federation's
    sweeping victory!
[21:50] ---
    --It's dangerous!
    --It's the Shinpaku Federation's
    sweeping victory!
[21:52] ---
    Let me down! I'll walk on my own!
[21:59] ---
    Shinpaku Chief...
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    You've got a good subordinate.
[22:05] ---
    Subordinate?
[22:08] ---
    He's not my subordinate.
    He's my bad friend.
[22:16] ---
    A friend, huh?
[22:18] ---
    I see. I thought they were
    somehow different from us.
[22:23] ---
    I get it. They're friends.
[22:30] ---
    All right, we'll return in triumph!
    Head to our headquarters!
[22:33] ---
    --Ow, ow, ow... Don't stand on me, Niijima!
    --Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[22:34] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Oh? Isn't that Kisara-san of Ragnarok?
[24:09] ---
    Ugh! You're right! But I wonder what
    she's doing, kicking a cardboard box.
[24:14] ---
    What?! There's a kitten in that box!
[24:17] ---
    Let's kill her.
[24:19] ---
    Ahh! Miu-san! Please calm down.
[24:23] ---
    Don't worry. I said "kill,"
    but we'll stop halfway.
[24:28] ---
    I've never seen Miu-san like this before!
[24:31] ---
    I'm scared!
[24:36] ---
    
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