E44 - Collapse of the Shinpaku Federation! The Crazy Fist Stealthily Approaches!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:33] ---
    I'll tell you one more time. Become
    my disciple, Kenichi Shirahama-kun!
[01:44] ---
    No thank you.
[01:45] ---
    What? Wh-Why?
[01:48] ---
    You're a martial artist, too, right?
[01:50] ---
    Yes! In order to protect
    those who're precious to me
[01:54] ---
    and to carry out justice,
    I practice martial arts.
[01:58] ---
    So, killing techniques
    are something I don't need.
[02:02] ---
    It's no laughing matter!
[02:04] ---
    I got lost in the forest.
    I was attacked by a bear!
[02:07] ---
    If it wasn't for Ogata-san,
    I was probably...
[02:12] ---
    Even today...
[02:14] ---
    ...he told me where
    walnuts grow in bunches.
[02:17] ---
    So I went there in high
    spirits to get some walnuts.
[02:20] ---
    But then, I fell into the
    river and got washed away.
[02:23] ---
    Darn you!
    Why didn't you come get me?!
[02:28] ---
    I really almost died.
[02:32] ---
    It seems that you didn't agree
    with the angry spirit of a kinetic man.
[02:36] ---
    Huh?
[02:38] ---
    Ah! Trying to talk your way
    out of this won't work on me!
[02:43] ---
    As I thought, he has a strong mind.
[02:45] ---
    He splendidly chose to
    become a calm type martial artist.
[02:50] ---
    I'm glad you came back,
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[02:53] ---
    Huh? Ah, thanks.
[02:56] ---
    The range I can reach is...
[03:01] ---
    I get it! Feeling the oscillation
    from my hand touching the water,
[03:05] ---
    the fish are always escaping ahead!
[03:08] ---
    Then the area I should
    try to catch them in is...
[03:11] ---
    ...not there!
[03:12] ---
    It's where the fish are headed to!
[03:16] ---
    What?!
[03:18] ---
    I-I caught it!
[03:22] ---
    Damn rotten old geezer from Ryozanpaku...
[03:24] ---
    You used me for your
    disciple's training, didn't you?
[03:29] ---
    For the first time in a while, I've
    gotten the urge to head to the city.
[03:37] ---
    Ahh! I can't take it any more!
[03:42] ---
    Calm your mind. I said
    "serene frame of mind," didn't I?!
[03:46] ---
    Ouch!
[03:48] ---
    Okay, that's enough!
[03:51] ---
    It's finally over!
[03:53] ---
    Next! Level two!
[03:55] ---
    What?!
[03:57] ---
    Noooooo!
[04:05] ---
    Do you ever learn?
[04:08] ---
    I told you that I'd kill you if
    you talked to me again, didn't I?
[04:11] ---
    Now, don't look so angry.
    I have something cool to tell you.
[04:15] ---
    I decided to hold Shinpaku Federation's
    senior member meeting today.
[04:20] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
    "Gather, comrades!! (Shin)"
[04:20] ---
    Before the showdown with Ragnarok,
[04:21] ---
    I thought we should
    deepen our friendship.
[04:25] ---
    We'll play fun bingo games, too.
[04:28] ---
    Die!
[04:37] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
    "Gather, comrades!! (Shin)"
[04:42] ---
    "Tanimoto" "Furukawa Hashimoto"
[04:48] ---
    That's what you get for
    refusing our kind, fun invitation.
[04:52] ---
    Is that all you have to
    say for your will, alien?!
[04:54] ---
    --Die!
    --Oops!
[04:57] ---
    Hey! You're acting tough as ever... junior.
[05:01] ---
    But you shouldn't attack your
    friends so blindly, don't you think?
[05:06] ---
    He's right.
[05:08] ---
    I don't wanna fight my friends
    before our showdown with Ragnarok.
[05:11] ---
    Don't just count me in
    as one of you small fries!
[05:15] ---
    What'd you say, you jerk?!
[05:16] ---
    Now, now.
    Let's not have a fight among friends.
[05:20] ---
    Like I said, since when did
    I become one of you guys?
[05:22] ---
    I thought that parties are more fun if
    there're more people. Come with us!
[05:27] ---
    You go lick each other's wounds.
    I don't hang around with others.
[05:30] ---
    So, I've already put you down
    as "attending." See you later!
[05:35] ---
    The party starts at four. If you're late,
    I'll make you bite peanuts with your eyes!
[05:39] ---
    Listen to me, you stupid duo!
[05:48] ---
    "Restaurant Grey"
[05:50] ---
    --Shin... paku!
    --Shin... paku!
[05:52] ---
    "Senior Member Meeting of the
    Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
[05:56] ---
    Whoa... How tacky...
[05:57] ---
    It's unfortunate that Kenichi isn't
    here due to some secret training
[06:00] ---
    and that Hermit isn't here
    because of his stubbornness,
[06:02] ---
    but we'll now begin the social gathering
[06:05] ---
    for the senior members of the Shinpaku
    Federation and Kisara Crew. Smooch.
[06:13] ---
    "Senior Member Meeting of the
    Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
[06:13] ---
    --This flavor is fortissimo.
    --Oh, this tastes good!
[06:16] ---
    Hey, aren't Shiratori and
    the other subordinates here?
[06:17] ---
    --Takeda-san.
    --Hm?
[06:18] ---
    --This is fortissimo.
    --Fortissimo flavor?
[06:20] ---
    Don't worry.
[06:21] ---
    Sing something.
[06:21] ---
    Knowing their place, the small
    fries are having fun on their own.
[06:23] ---
    That sounds good.
[06:27] ---
    "The Shinpaku Federation &
    Kisara Crew Small Fry Gathering"
[06:31] ---
    We're the Shinpaku Federation's...
[06:33] ---
    ...extras?!
[06:35] ---
    Hmph! And you guys're
    the Kisara Crew's...
[06:38] ---
    Hello! We're the small fries!
[06:41] ---
    Don't say that yourself!
[06:47] ---
    We're under orders to
    deepen our friendship today.
[06:50] ---
    Here's some juice. Drink it.
[06:51] ---
    Y-Yeah. Thanks.
[06:54] ---
    I'm Mizunuma. N-Nice to meet you.
[06:56] ---
    Hi. This is somehow a very
    tense social gathering, isn't it?
[07:00] ---
    Can we really deepen
    our friendship like this?
[07:03] ---
    Pour some for me too, flag bearer.
[07:06] ---
    I know. You don't have
    to tell me, long hair.
[07:09] ---
    Aren't you putting the flag down?
[07:10] ---
    The flag is our soul.
    I never let it touch the ground.
[07:14] ---
    You're a funny guy.
[07:15] ---
    Your General is outrageous, isn't he?
[07:18] ---
    Your leader is quite something, too.
[07:21] ---
    So they're partying
    in a place like this, huh?
[07:25] ---
    You guys are the chosen ones,
    the Federation's elite troops!
[07:29] ---
    You may be puzzled at first
    as you were previously enemies!
[07:32] ---
    But it's an ordeal that those who
    have a goal must overcome at least once!
[07:37] ---
    "Orange Juice"
[07:38] ---
    Isn't that right, Sieg?!
[07:40] ---
    In other words, music
    should come from the heart.
[07:42] ---
    Music these days focuses
    only on playing techniques.
[07:44] ---
    Takeda! You tell them, too!
[07:47] ---
    Yeah, that's right, Sieg.
    I wanna say that, too.
[07:49] ---
    This is our family cat, Gorozaemon.
    He's a tortoiseshell cat.
[07:52] ---
    "Our kitties"
[07:52] ---
    Whoa! Your family's got two cats?!
[07:55] ---
    Well, yeah, we found both
    of them on the street, though.
[07:57] ---
    "Senior Member Meeting of the
    Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
[07:59] ---
    You're actually nicer than I thought.
[08:01] ---
    Hey, Ukita! This isn't time
    to show pictures of your cats!
[08:04] ---
    Say, everyone! Let's talk
    about Shinpaku's future more!
[08:10] ---
    Listen to me! That's an order!
[08:20] ---
    Hey, small fries!
[08:22] ---
    Your General personally
    brought some food and drinks!
[08:26] ---
    Are you guys having a blast?!
[08:34] ---
    Long hair, I got more food and drinks!
[08:36] ---
    Wh... What the hell happened?!
[08:39] ---
    Matsui!
[08:41] ---
    General! What on Earth...
[08:43] ---
    G... General...
[08:48] ---
    Kamioka! What happened?!
[08:51] ---
    B... Berserker...
[08:53] ---
    What?!
[08:55] ---
    He asked me where
    you and the others were.
[08:58] ---
    I didn't tell him...
[09:01] ---
    ...because... you saved my life.
[09:06] ---
    General... It was really fun... knowing you.
[09:13] ---
    Kamioka! Kamioka!
[09:15] ---
    Calm down. He just lost
    consciousness. That's all.
[09:19] ---
    General! What're you
    thinking so calmly about
[09:22] ---
    when our friends were treated like this?!
[09:25] ---
    Hmph! What else?
[09:30] ---
    A counterattack strategy.
[09:33] ---
    "Restaurant Grey"
[09:33] ---
    Well, that was fun. Let's do it again.
[09:36] ---
    Oh? Where is the General?
[09:37] ---
    He went to the other meeting.
[09:44] ---
    Well then. I'm going
    home by limo, so... ciao!
[09:48] ---
    Bye, Sieg!
[09:49] ---
    Ukita, thanks for taking the trouble
    to take pictures of your cats.
[09:53] ---
    Well, it wasn't like I took the trouble.
    I just happened to have them.
[10:00] ---
    Ukita, could it be
    that you like Kisara-chan?
[10:03] ---
    Y-You dummy! Don't talk so coolly
    about things that don't make sense!
[10:07] ---
    I've found Shinpaku.
[10:08] ---
    I've really got good luck.
[10:13] ---
    Ukita!
[10:18] ---
    You've got nice sunglasses.
[10:20] ---
    Ah!
[10:21] ---
    Ah! Y-You're... Berserker!
[10:24] ---
    I'm gonna tell you this just
    in case. I missed... on purpose.
[10:35] ---
    At any rate, it's a pain that we have to
    go shopping when Kenichi isn't around.
[10:40] ---
    We only realize how
    convenient a disciple is once he's gone.
[10:44] ---
    But since we bought this much,
    we'll be fine for a while.
[10:48] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[10:50] ---
    Oh? Where's Miu?
[10:53] ---
    Meow... Meow...
[10:57] ---
    They've got a new kitty.
    Oh... I wanna take her and run.
[11:02] ---
    You shouldn't, since it's a crime.
[11:05] ---
    Hey, Miu! We'll leave without you!
[11:08] ---
    It's no use, Sakaki.
[11:10] ---
    Once Miu becomes like that,
    she can't hear anything for at least an hour.
[11:13] ---
    Tsk! We're going
    home without you, okay?!
[11:16] ---
    Meow. Meow.
[11:18] ---
    --Meow. Meow.
    --Meow. Meow.
[11:19] ---
    --Meow. Meow.
    --Meow. Meow.
[11:22] ---
    Cow tits!
[11:23] ---
    K-K-Kisara-chan!
[11:26] ---
    Didn't we bump into each
    other the other day, too?
[11:27] ---
    Oh, yeah. At a bookstore.
[11:30] ---
    They had many photo books
    of cute kitties, didn't they?
[11:33] ---
    You were in the park, too.
[11:35] ---
    That's one of the places
    the kitties gather, so...
[11:39] ---
    This past week,
    you show up everywhere I go.
[11:43] ---
    It's just that we happen to
    have similar behavior patterns.
[11:46] ---
    Cat lovers are all brothers and sisters.
[11:48] ---
    Oh I see. We have a kitty bond!
[11:50] ---
    I have a condition where I want kitty
    power even more when I feel lonely.
[11:55] ---
    Lonely?
[11:57] ---
    Ah! That boy isn't around since he's
    undergoing intensive training, right?
[12:01] ---
    Could it be that you like him?
[12:03] ---
    Wh-Wh-What're you saying?!
[12:05] ---
    Kenichi-san is the first disciple at our place.
[12:07] ---
    That kind of feelings are impossible!
    He's more like a clumsy little brother.
[12:11] ---
    Or rather, a pet dog. If it was a cat,
    it would've been very nice.
[12:15] ---
    --Hey, if you say that much,
    it makes him out to be too pitiful.
    --Ahh... I like kitties better than dogs after all.
[12:18] ---
    I see.
    So Kenichi Shirahama isn't around, huh?
[12:21] ---
    Which means one of my targets
    is missing. That's unfortunate.
[12:26] ---
    Oh? You're the first one
    who dodged my first shot.
[12:31] ---
    It seems that you're as skillful
    as the rumor says, Miu Furinji!
[12:37] ---
    She threw something...
[12:40] ---
    Kisara... You should've
    stayed within my Walkure unit.
[12:43] ---
    I never expected that you'd join Shinpaku.
[12:46] ---
    Cow tits. This is my fight.
[12:50] ---
    Cat lovers are all brothers and sisters!
[12:53] ---
    You really are a busybody!
[12:55] ---
    We're Shinpaku hunting. Get them!
[13:04] ---
    Dammit! That darn Kisara!
    She isn't answering her cell!
[13:08] ---
    Matsui! What about you?!
[13:10] ---
    No good! Vice Commander
    Takeda isn't answering, either!
[13:12] ---
    Then call Ukita!
[13:14] ---
    Okay!
[13:15] ---
    I'll call in Sieg. At any rate, we'll
    gather our fighting power for now!
[13:19] ---
    Vice Commander Ukita!
    Where are you now?
[13:22] ---
    Wha...?!
[13:22] ---
    Hm? Wh-What's the matter, Matsui?!
[13:27] ---
    Is this Ukita?
[13:29] ---
    Huh? Ukita?
[13:31] ---
    He's now lying.... under my foot.
[13:51] ---
    Huh? Ukita?
[13:52] ---
    He's now lying... under my foot.
[13:57] ---
    C... Could it be that you're...
[14:00] ---
    Berserker.
[14:04] ---
    D-Don't tell me that
    Vice Commander was also...
[14:07] ---
    In a situation like this, the
    one who panics loses, Matsui.
[14:10] ---
    That damn Ragnarok.
    They've begun an all-out attack on us.
[14:14] ---
    It's time for the final showdown at last.
[14:17] ---
    We're gonna launch the
    Triple "O" Operation now!
[14:22] ---
    Isn't that Shirahama guy with you?
[14:24] ---
    Fighting everyone else is too boring.
[14:27] ---
    Take your foot off him!
[14:29] ---
    Takeda the puncher, huh?
[14:31] ---
    Rumor says that your ability using
    both arms is at the level of a Greatest Fist.
[14:34] ---
    I said take your foot off Ukita!
[14:39] ---
    That was a feint. Take this!
[14:41] ---
    Ultra Bolo Punch!
[14:44] ---
    Left... no, I'll dodge it to right...
[14:46] ---
    Wha...?! He moved both
    directions in front of my punch!
[14:49] ---
    ...since it's easier to kick from the right!
[14:57] ---
    C... Could it be that this guy is...
[15:01] ---
    Let me ask you something. Do you
    practice some kind of martial arts?
[15:06] ---
    None.
[15:07] ---
    He's an amateur, as I thought.
[15:09] ---
    This strength of his isn't
    something he gained through training!
[15:12] ---
    You're still getting up? Just as you'd
    expect from a boxer. You're tough.
[15:17] ---
    How terrifying...
[15:19] ---
    To see that he completely
    dodged my Bolo Punch by sight...
[15:22] ---
    Normally, people can dodge punches only
    after going through backbreaking training.
[15:28] ---
    However, that's not the case for this guy.
[15:30] ---
    He dodged the punch because he saw it.
[15:32] ---
    That's all he did.
[15:34] ---
    I don't wanna admit it,
    but geniuses really exist, huh?
[15:38] ---
    Now you're annoying me. Die.
[15:41] ---
    I said take your foot off him!
[15:43] ---
    It's a legitimate right for
    the strong to step on the weak.
[15:47] ---
    Isn't it the same
    in the boxing world, too?
[15:53] ---
    Tell me. I'm curious why you're so upset.
[15:57] ---
    Of course, I don't wanna hear a cheap
    reason like "for friendship," though.
[16:01] ---
    Then, cover your ears!
    That'll leave your body full of openings!
[16:08] ---
    Hmph. How boring. I thought
    you might have some amazing reason.
[16:13] ---
    Now, Takeda!
[16:15] ---
    Kill him!
[16:16] ---
    Ukita!
[16:24] ---
    He caught my jab! But this is it for you!
    Here's my illusive left punch!
[16:31] ---
    That smarts.
[16:34] ---
    What the hell...?!
[16:38] ---
    Die.
[16:45] ---
    You're all like snails.
[16:48] ---
    You move around slowly. And if I
    step on you, you break. How boring.
[16:53] ---
    Remove that filthy foot of yours,
    you petty underling.
[16:57] ---
    Are you... going to
    entertain me at least a little?
[17:03] ---
    Entertain you?
    Are you stupid or what, you dimwit?
[17:08] ---
    You'll sleep in hell tonight...
    while hugging your knees in defeat.
[17:13] ---
    I see.
[17:14] ---
    You do have a face of a wicked
    person, just like the wanted photo.
[17:17] ---
    So people with this
    kind of face do exist, huh?
[17:19] ---
    Sure. I am Sir Haruo Niijima,
    General of the Shinpaku Federation!
[17:25] ---
    Come on, you petty underling!
    I'll take you on.
[17:28] ---
    But then, you probably won't even
    be able to lay a single finger on me.
[17:34] ---
    The Triple "O" Operation... Go!
[17:38] ---
    Did he just... run off?
[17:40] ---
    What's the matter, Berserker?!
[17:42] ---
    Did you flinch at the speed of the man
    with the fastest getaway ability?!
[17:54] ---
    What?!
[17:59] ---
    I see... It's a little... fun.
[18:06] ---
    Level two is completed!
[18:08] ---
    Ah! Then did I master
    the sphere of control?!
[18:11] ---
    Wishful thinking!
[18:16] ---
    Level three! Hell of bees!
[18:24] ---
    Parry only the ones with their
    stingers out right before they sting you!
[18:28] ---
    I-Impossible! Impossible!
    Impossible! Definitely impossible!
[18:31] ---
    Hey, "serene state of mind"!
[18:33] ---
    There's no way!
[18:44] ---
    They've improved!
[18:47] ---
    We underwent intensive training
    taking into consideration
[18:49] ---
    what the rice scoop monster who
    fell from the sky the other day said.
[18:54] ---
    As long as you depend
    on the power of a weapon,
[18:57] ---
    you can't become the weapon's master.
[18:59] ---
    First, you need to become
    the master of yourse... lf.
[19:10] ---
    Hey, don't use me as a stepping stool!
[19:12] ---
    Sorry 'bout that!
[19:14] ---
    There!
[19:18] ---
    I saw something round.
[19:24] ---
    I caught it!
[19:26] ---
    Tsk!
[19:27] ---
    Where on Earth did you bring
    out such a long object from?!
[19:36] ---
    I see...
[19:39] ---
    So you were hiding it along the line
    connecting my eyes and your fist.
[19:44] ---
    If I lance, it's a spear. If I parry, it's
    a naginata. If I hold it, it's a sword.
[19:49] ---
    A staff can be used for any purpose.
[19:52] ---
    I see. So you're a jojutsu practitioner.
[19:55] ---
    Wait, cow tits!
    I'll take down this woman!
[20:04] ---
    I'll leave the small fries to you!
[20:05] ---
    Okay, okay!
[20:06] ---
    You called us small fries?!
[20:08] ---
    You don't know your place.
    Well, that's okay. Let's settle this!
[20:14] ---
    Secret technique!
    Niijima-style Skipping Four Steps!
[20:20] ---
    I caught you.
[20:23] ---
    You won't get away!
[20:25] ---
    I will get away!
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    Ahh! Help! A pervert...!
    A pervert is chasing me!
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    Berserker! Now you won't be
    able to walk around in this town!
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    That's right. Follow me!
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    Guidelines for
    Niijima-style Tactics, Rule No. 1.
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    When dealing with a
    coolheaded guy, make him angry
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    so that he loses his perspective.
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    "South Exit Shopping District"
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    Oh no...
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    You damn roach...
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    W-Wait! Don't come here!
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    All right... Keep walking
    this way, you pitiful sacrifice.
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    Good. Right there!
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    Hmph, I see...
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    After running around, a trap, huh?
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    It's a tasteless, but effective plan.
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    But you're dealing
    with someone too good.
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    The end.
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    Ahh! No way! To think that you
    figured out my splendid acting!
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    Die!
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    No! Stop it!
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    Just kidding.
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    Tsk!
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    How about that? This is my "Hole No. 2"
    that I've been digging since childhood.
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    It's gotten so deep that you'd think
    "Wouldn't it be the end of me if I fell?"
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    You were able to evade No. 1,
    but you've still got a long way to go.
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    "Capturing my Opponent On my Own"
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    In short, the Triple "O" Operation.
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    That'll teach you!
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    Do you wanna know why I'm the leader
    of my group and you're No. 2 of yours?
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    Tell me. I'll hear it in lieu of your will.
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    You think about plots within plots,
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    but I think about plots within
    plots within plots. That's why.
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    Knock it down with a high speed
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    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
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    Don't look back, get a chance
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    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
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    Turn the pain into strength
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    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
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    Go all out! You don't need a goal
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    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
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    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
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    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
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    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
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    It was out of spite that you became a
    Greatest Fist without using a weapon.
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    And now, to see that you
    joined one of our enemies.
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    I feel like I had my hand
    bitten by my own pet dog.
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    Big Sis Freya,
    I'll no longer chase after you.
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    I'll take my own path. That's all.
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    You've gotten a smart mouth.
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    But your kicks are
    helpless before my jojutsu.
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    I'll attack you... with all my might!
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    Take this!
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