# E44 - Collapse of the Shinpaku Federation! The Crazy Fist Stealthily Approaches!
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**[00:07] ---**
Let's go to the field
of sea with the tailwind
**[00:13] ---**
Raise the sails high up in the sky
**[00:19] ---**
We're adventurers who
have the same hearts
**[00:32] ---**
Much faster and at full speed
**[00:38] ---**
I will manage to catch any waves
**[00:44] ---**
Go over the clouds and go under
the rainbow, our world will be there
**[00:56] ---**
Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
**[01:03] ---**
To far and away
**[01:09] ---**
Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
that leads to what's beyond this sea
**[01:33] ---**
I'll tell you one more time. Become
my disciple, Kenichi Shirahama-kun!
**[01:44] ---**
No thank you.
**[01:45] ---**
What? Wh-Why?
**[01:48] ---**
You're a martial artist, too, right?
**[01:50] ---**
Yes! In order to protect
those who're precious to me
**[01:54] ---**
and to carry out justice,
I practice martial arts.
**[01:58] ---**
So, killing techniques
are something I don't need.
**[02:02] ---**
It's no laughing matter!
**[02:04] ---**
I got lost in the forest.
I was attacked by a bear!
**[02:07] ---**
If it wasn't for Ogata-san,
I was probably...
**[02:12] ---**
Even today...
**[02:14] ---**
...he told me where
walnuts grow in bunches.
**[02:17] ---**
So I went there in high
spirits to get some walnuts.
**[02:20] ---**
But then, I fell into the
river and got washed away.
**[02:23] ---**
Darn you!
Why didn't you come get me?!
**[02:28] ---**
I really almost died.
**[02:32] ---**
It seems that you didn't agree
with the angry spirit of a kinetic man.
**[02:36] ---**
Huh?
**[02:38] ---**
Ah! Trying to talk your way
out of this won't work on me!
**[02:43] ---**
As I thought, he has a strong mind.
**[02:45] ---**
He splendidly chose to
become a calm type martial artist.
**[02:50] ---**
I'm glad you came back,
Kenichi Shirahama!
**[02:53] ---**
Huh? Ah, thanks.
**[02:56] ---**
The range I can reach is...
**[03:01] ---**
I get it! Feeling the oscillation
from my hand touching the water,
**[03:05] ---**
the fish are always escaping ahead!
**[03:08] ---**
Then the area I should
try to catch them in is...
**[03:11] ---**
...not there!
**[03:12] ---**
It's where the fish are headed to!
**[03:16] ---**
What?!
**[03:18] ---**
I-I caught it!
**[03:22] ---**
Damn rotten old geezer from Ryozanpaku...
**[03:24] ---**
You used me for your
disciple's training, didn't you?
**[03:29] ---**
For the first time in a while, I've
gotten the urge to head to the city.
**[03:37] ---**
Ahh! I can't take it any more!
**[03:42] ---**
Calm your mind. I said
"serene frame of mind," didn't I?!
**[03:46] ---**
Ouch!
**[03:48] ---**
Okay, that's enough!
**[03:51] ---**
It's finally over!
**[03:53] ---**
Next! Level two!
**[03:55] ---**
What?!
**[03:57] ---**
Noooooo!
**[04:05] ---**
Do you ever learn?
**[04:08] ---**
I told you that I'd kill you if
you talked to me again, didn't I?
**[04:11] ---**
Now, don't look so angry.
I have something cool to tell you.
**[04:15] ---**
I decided to hold Shinpaku Federation's
senior member meeting today.
**[04:20] ---**
"Shinpaku Federation"
"Gather, comrades!! (Shin)"
**[04:20] ---**
Before the showdown with Ragnarok,
**[04:21] ---**
I thought we should
deepen our friendship.
**[04:25] ---**
We'll play fun bingo games, too.
**[04:28] ---**
Die!
**[04:37] ---**
"Shinpaku Federation"
"Gather, comrades!! (Shin)"
**[04:42] ---**
"Tanimoto" "Furukawa Hashimoto"
**[04:48] ---**
That's what you get for
refusing our kind, fun invitation.
**[04:52] ---**
Is that all you have to
say for your will, alien?!
**[04:54] ---**
--Die!
--Oops!
**[04:57] ---**
Hey! You're acting tough as ever... junior.
**[05:01] ---**
But you shouldn't attack your
friends so blindly, don't you think?
**[05:06] ---**
He's right.
**[05:08] ---**
I don't wanna fight my friends
before our showdown with Ragnarok.
**[05:11] ---**
Don't just count me in
as one of you small fries!
**[05:15] ---**
What'd you say, you jerk?!
**[05:16] ---**
Now, now.
Let's not have a fight among friends.
**[05:20] ---**
Like I said, since when did
I become one of you guys?
**[05:22] ---**
I thought that parties are more fun if
there're more people. Come with us!
**[05:27] ---**
You go lick each other's wounds.
I don't hang around with others.
**[05:30] ---**
So, I've already put you down
as "attending." See you later!
**[05:35] ---**
The party starts at four. If you're late,
I'll make you bite peanuts with your eyes!
**[05:39] ---**
Listen to me, you stupid duo!
**[05:48] ---**
"Restaurant Grey"
**[05:50] ---**
--Shin... paku!
--Shin... paku!
**[05:52] ---**
"Senior Member Meeting of the
Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
**[05:56] ---**
Whoa... How tacky...
**[05:57] ---**
It's unfortunate that Kenichi isn't
here due to some secret training
**[06:00] ---**
and that Hermit isn't here
because of his stubbornness,
**[06:02] ---**
but we'll now begin the social gathering
**[06:05] ---**
for the senior members of the Shinpaku
Federation and Kisara Crew. Smooch.
**[06:13] ---**
"Senior Member Meeting of the
Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
**[06:13] ---**
--This flavor is fortissimo.
--Oh, this tastes good!
**[06:16] ---**
Hey, aren't Shiratori and
the other subordinates here?
**[06:17] ---**
--Takeda-san.
--Hm?
**[06:18] ---**
--This is fortissimo.
--Fortissimo flavor?
**[06:20] ---**
Don't worry.
**[06:21] ---**
Sing something.
**[06:21] ---**
Knowing their place, the small
fries are having fun on their own.
**[06:23] ---**
That sounds good.
**[06:27] ---**
"The Shinpaku Federation &
Kisara Crew Small Fry Gathering"
**[06:31] ---**
We're the Shinpaku Federation's...
**[06:33] ---**
...extras?!
**[06:35] ---**
Hmph! And you guys're
the Kisara Crew's...
**[06:38] ---**
Hello! We're the small fries!
**[06:41] ---**
Don't say that yourself!
**[06:47] ---**
We're under orders to
deepen our friendship today.
**[06:50] ---**
Here's some juice. Drink it.
**[06:51] ---**
Y-Yeah. Thanks.
**[06:54] ---**
I'm Mizunuma. N-Nice to meet you.
**[06:56] ---**
Hi. This is somehow a very
tense social gathering, isn't it?
**[07:00] ---**
Can we really deepen
our friendship like this?
**[07:03] ---**
Pour some for me too, flag bearer.
**[07:06] ---**
I know. You don't have
to tell me, long hair.
**[07:09] ---**
Aren't you putting the flag down?
**[07:10] ---**
The flag is our soul.
I never let it touch the ground.
**[07:14] ---**
You're a funny guy.
**[07:15] ---**
Your General is outrageous, isn't he?
**[07:18] ---**
Your leader is quite something, too.
**[07:21] ---**
So they're partying
in a place like this, huh?
**[07:25] ---**
You guys are the chosen ones,
the Federation's elite troops!
**[07:29] ---**
You may be puzzled at first
as you were previously enemies!
**[07:32] ---**
But it's an ordeal that those who
have a goal must overcome at least once!
**[07:37] ---**
"Orange Juice"
**[07:38] ---**
Isn't that right, Sieg?!
**[07:40] ---**
In other words, music
should come from the heart.
**[07:42] ---**
Music these days focuses
only on playing techniques.
**[07:44] ---**
Takeda! You tell them, too!
**[07:47] ---**
Yeah, that's right, Sieg.
I wanna say that, too.
**[07:49] ---**
This is our family cat, Gorozaemon.
He's a tortoiseshell cat.
**[07:52] ---**
"Our kitties"
**[07:52] ---**
Whoa! Your family's got two cats?!
**[07:55] ---**
Well, yeah, we found both
of them on the street, though.
**[07:57] ---**
"Senior Member Meeting of the
Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
**[07:59] ---**
You're actually nicer than I thought.
**[08:01] ---**
Hey, Ukita! This isn't time
to show pictures of your cats!
**[08:04] ---**
Say, everyone! Let's talk
about Shinpaku's future more!
**[08:10] ---**
Listen to me! That's an order!
**[08:20] ---**
Hey, small fries!
**[08:22] ---**
Your General personally
brought some food and drinks!
**[08:26] ---**
Are you guys having a blast?!
**[08:34] ---**
Long hair, I got more food and drinks!
**[08:36] ---**
Wh... What the hell happened?!
**[08:39] ---**
Matsui!
**[08:41] ---**
General! What on Earth...
**[08:43] ---**
G... General...
**[08:48] ---**
Kamioka! What happened?!
**[08:51] ---**
B... Berserker...
**[08:53] ---**
What?!
**[08:55] ---**
He asked me where
you and the others were.
**[08:58] ---**
I didn't tell him...
**[09:01] ---**
...because... you saved my life.
**[09:06] ---**
General... It was really fun... knowing you.
**[09:13] ---**
Kamioka! Kamioka!
**[09:15] ---**
Calm down. He just lost
consciousness. That's all.
**[09:19] ---**
General! What're you
thinking so calmly about
**[09:22] ---**
when our friends were treated like this?!
**[09:25] ---**
Hmph! What else?
**[09:30] ---**
A counterattack strategy.
**[09:33] ---**
"Restaurant Grey"
**[09:33] ---**
Well, that was fun. Let's do it again.
**[09:36] ---**
Oh? Where is the General?
**[09:37] ---**
He went to the other meeting.
**[09:44] ---**
Well then. I'm going
home by limo, so... ciao!
**[09:48] ---**
Bye, Sieg!
**[09:49] ---**
Ukita, thanks for taking the trouble
to take pictures of your cats.
**[09:53] ---**
Well, it wasn't like I took the trouble.
I just happened to have them.
**[10:00] ---**
Ukita, could it be
that you like Kisara-chan?
**[10:03] ---**
Y-You dummy! Don't talk so coolly
about things that don't make sense!
**[10:07] ---**
I've found Shinpaku.
**[10:08] ---**
I've really got good luck.
**[10:13] ---**
Ukita!
**[10:18] ---**
You've got nice sunglasses.
**[10:20] ---**
Ah!
**[10:21] ---**
Ah! Y-You're... Berserker!
**[10:24] ---**
I'm gonna tell you this just
in case. I missed... on purpose.
**[10:35] ---**
At any rate, it's a pain that we have to
go shopping when Kenichi isn't around.
**[10:40] ---**
We only realize how
convenient a disciple is once he's gone.
**[10:44] ---**
But since we bought this much,
we'll be fine for a while.
**[10:48] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[10:50] ---**
Oh? Where's Miu?
**[10:53] ---**
Meow... Meow...
**[10:57] ---**
They've got a new kitty.
Oh... I wanna take her and run.
**[11:02] ---**
You shouldn't, since it's a crime.
**[11:05] ---**
Hey, Miu! We'll leave without you!
**[11:08] ---**
It's no use, Sakaki.
**[11:10] ---**
Once Miu becomes like that,
she can't hear anything for at least an hour.
**[11:13] ---**
Tsk! We're going
home without you, okay?!
**[11:16] ---**
Meow. Meow.
**[11:18] ---**
--Meow. Meow.
--Meow. Meow.
**[11:19] ---**
--Meow. Meow.
--Meow. Meow.
**[11:22] ---**
Cow tits!
**[11:23] ---**
K-K-Kisara-chan!
**[11:26] ---**
Didn't we bump into each
other the other day, too?
**[11:27] ---**
Oh, yeah. At a bookstore.
**[11:30] ---**
They had many photo books
of cute kitties, didn't they?
**[11:33] ---**
You were in the park, too.
**[11:35] ---**
That's one of the places
the kitties gather, so...
**[11:39] ---**
This past week,
you show up everywhere I go.
**[11:43] ---**
It's just that we happen to
have similar behavior patterns.
**[11:46] ---**
Cat lovers are all brothers and sisters.
**[11:48] ---**
Oh I see. We have a kitty bond!
**[11:50] ---**
I have a condition where I want kitty
power even more when I feel lonely.
**[11:55] ---**
Lonely?
**[11:57] ---**
Ah! That boy isn't around since he's
undergoing intensive training, right?
**[12:01] ---**
Could it be that you like him?
**[12:03] ---**
Wh-Wh-What're you saying?!
**[12:05] ---**
Kenichi-san is the first disciple at our place.
**[12:07] ---**
That kind of feelings are impossible!
He's more like a clumsy little brother.
**[12:11] ---**
Or rather, a pet dog. If it was a cat,
it would've been very nice.
**[12:15] ---**
--Hey, if you say that much,
it makes him out to be too pitiful.
--Ahh... I like kitties better than dogs after all.
**[12:18] ---**
I see.
So Kenichi Shirahama isn't around, huh?
**[12:21] ---**
Which means one of my targets
is missing. That's unfortunate.
**[12:26] ---**
Oh? You're the first one
who dodged my first shot.
**[12:31] ---**
It seems that you're as skillful
as the rumor says, Miu Furinji!
**[12:37] ---**
She threw something...
**[12:40] ---**
Kisara... You should've
stayed within my Walkure unit.
**[12:43] ---**
I never expected that you'd join Shinpaku.
**[12:46] ---**
Cow tits. This is my fight.
**[12:50] ---**
Cat lovers are all brothers and sisters!
**[12:53] ---**
You really are a busybody!
**[12:55] ---**
We're Shinpaku hunting. Get them!
**[13:04] ---**
Dammit! That darn Kisara!
She isn't answering her cell!
**[13:08] ---**
Matsui! What about you?!
**[13:10] ---**
No good! Vice Commander
Takeda isn't answering, either!
**[13:12] ---**
Then call Ukita!
**[13:14] ---**
Okay!
**[13:15] ---**
I'll call in Sieg. At any rate, we'll
gather our fighting power for now!
**[13:19] ---**
Vice Commander Ukita!
Where are you now?
**[13:22] ---**
Wha...?!
**[13:22] ---**
Hm? Wh-What's the matter, Matsui?!
**[13:27] ---**
Is this Ukita?
**[13:29] ---**
Huh? Ukita?
**[13:31] ---**
He's now lying.... under my foot.
**[13:51] ---**
Huh? Ukita?
**[13:52] ---**
He's now lying... under my foot.
**[13:57] ---**
C... Could it be that you're...
**[14:00] ---**
Berserker.
**[14:04] ---**
D-Don't tell me that
Vice Commander was also...
**[14:07] ---**
In a situation like this, the
one who panics loses, Matsui.
**[14:10] ---**
That damn Ragnarok.
They've begun an all-out attack on us.
**[14:14] ---**
It's time for the final showdown at last.
**[14:17] ---**
We're gonna launch the
Triple "O" Operation now!
**[14:22] ---**
Isn't that Shirahama guy with you?
**[14:24] ---**
Fighting everyone else is too boring.
**[14:27] ---**
Take your foot off him!
**[14:29] ---**
Takeda the puncher, huh?
**[14:31] ---**
Rumor says that your ability using
both arms is at the level of a Greatest Fist.
**[14:34] ---**
I said take your foot off Ukita!
**[14:39] ---**
That was a feint. Take this!
**[14:41] ---**
Ultra Bolo Punch!
**[14:44] ---**
Left... no, I'll dodge it to right...
**[14:46] ---**
Wha...?! He moved both
directions in front of my punch!
**[14:49] ---**
...since it's easier to kick from the right!
**[14:57] ---**
C... Could it be that this guy is...
**[15:01] ---**
Let me ask you something. Do you
practice some kind of martial arts?
**[15:06] ---**
None.
**[15:07] ---**
He's an amateur, as I thought.
**[15:09] ---**
This strength of his isn't
something he gained through training!
**[15:12] ---**
You're still getting up? Just as you'd
expect from a boxer. You're tough.
**[15:17] ---**
How terrifying...
**[15:19] ---**
To see that he completely
dodged my Bolo Punch by sight...
**[15:22] ---**
Normally, people can dodge punches only
after going through backbreaking training.
**[15:28] ---**
However, that's not the case for this guy.
**[15:30] ---**
He dodged the punch because he saw it.
**[15:32] ---**
That's all he did.
**[15:34] ---**
I don't wanna admit it,
but geniuses really exist, huh?
**[15:38] ---**
Now you're annoying me. Die.
**[15:41] ---**
I said take your foot off him!
**[15:43] ---**
It's a legitimate right for
the strong to step on the weak.
**[15:47] ---**
Isn't it the same
in the boxing world, too?
**[15:53] ---**
Tell me. I'm curious why you're so upset.
**[15:57] ---**
Of course, I don't wanna hear a cheap
reason like "for friendship," though.
**[16:01] ---**
Then, cover your ears!
That'll leave your body full of openings!
**[16:08] ---**
Hmph. How boring. I thought
you might have some amazing reason.
**[16:13] ---**
Now, Takeda!
**[16:15] ---**
Kill him!
**[16:16] ---**
Ukita!
**[16:24] ---**
He caught my jab! But this is it for you!
Here's my illusive left punch!
**[16:31] ---**
That smarts.
**[16:34] ---**
What the hell...?!
**[16:38] ---**
Die.
**[16:45] ---**
You're all like snails.
**[16:48] ---**
You move around slowly. And if I
step on you, you break. How boring.
**[16:53] ---**
Remove that filthy foot of yours,
you petty underling.
**[16:57] ---**
Are you... going to
entertain me at least a little?
**[17:03] ---**
Entertain you?
Are you stupid or what, you dimwit?
**[17:08] ---**
You'll sleep in hell tonight...
while hugging your knees in defeat.
**[17:13] ---**
I see.
**[17:14] ---**
You do have a face of a wicked
person, just like the wanted photo.
**[17:17] ---**
So people with this
kind of face do exist, huh?
**[17:19] ---**
Sure. I am Sir Haruo Niijima,
General of the Shinpaku Federation!
**[17:25] ---**
Come on, you petty underling!
I'll take you on.
**[17:28] ---**
But then, you probably won't even
be able to lay a single finger on me.
**[17:34] ---**
The Triple "O" Operation... Go!
**[17:38] ---**
Did he just... run off?
**[17:40] ---**
What's the matter, Berserker?!
**[17:42] ---**
Did you flinch at the speed of the man
with the fastest getaway ability?!
**[17:54] ---**
What?!
**[17:59] ---**
I see... It's a little... fun.
**[18:06] ---**
Level two is completed!
**[18:08] ---**
Ah! Then did I master
the sphere of control?!
**[18:11] ---**
Wishful thinking!
**[18:16] ---**
Level three! Hell of bees!
**[18:24] ---**
Parry only the ones with their
stingers out right before they sting you!
**[18:28] ---**
I-Impossible! Impossible!
Impossible! Definitely impossible!
**[18:31] ---**
Hey, "serene state of mind"!
**[18:33] ---**
There's no way!
**[18:44] ---**
They've improved!
**[18:47] ---**
We underwent intensive training
taking into consideration
**[18:49] ---**
what the rice scoop monster who
fell from the sky the other day said.
**[18:54] ---**
As long as you depend
on the power of a weapon,
**[18:57] ---**
you can't become the weapon's master.
**[18:59] ---**
First, you need to become
the master of yourse... lf.
**[19:10] ---**
Hey, don't use me as a stepping stool!
**[19:12] ---**
Sorry 'bout that!
**[19:14] ---**
There!
**[19:18] ---**
I saw something round.
**[19:24] ---**
I caught it!
**[19:26] ---**
Tsk!
**[19:27] ---**
Where on Earth did you bring
out such a long object from?!
**[19:36] ---**
I see...
**[19:39] ---**
So you were hiding it along the line
connecting my eyes and your fist.
**[19:44] ---**
If I lance, it's a spear. If I parry, it's
a naginata. If I hold it, it's a sword.
**[19:49] ---**
A staff can be used for any purpose.
**[19:52] ---**
I see. So you're a jojutsu practitioner.
**[19:55] ---**
Wait, cow tits!
I'll take down this woman!
**[20:04] ---**
I'll leave the small fries to you!
**[20:05] ---**
Okay, okay!
**[20:06] ---**
You called us small fries?!
**[20:08] ---**
You don't know your place.
Well, that's okay. Let's settle this!
**[20:14] ---**
Secret technique!
Niijima-style Skipping Four Steps!
**[20:20] ---**
I caught you.
**[20:23] ---**
You won't get away!
**[20:25] ---**
I will get away!
**[20:28] ---**
Ahh! Help! A pervert...!
A pervert is chasing me!
**[20:35] ---**
Berserker! Now you won't be
able to walk around in this town!
**[20:39] ---**
That's right. Follow me!
**[20:41] ---**
Guidelines for
Niijima-style Tactics, Rule No. 1.
**[20:43] ---**
When dealing with a
coolheaded guy, make him angry
**[20:46] ---**
so that he loses his perspective.
**[20:47] ---**
"South Exit Shopping District"
**[20:57] ---**
Oh no...
**[20:59] ---**
You damn roach...
**[21:01] ---**
W-Wait! Don't come here!
**[21:03] ---**
All right... Keep walking
this way, you pitiful sacrifice.
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Good. Right there!
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Hmph, I see...
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After running around, a trap, huh?
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It's a tasteless, but effective plan.
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But you're dealing
with someone too good.
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The end.
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Ahh! No way! To think that you
figured out my splendid acting!
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Die!
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No! Stop it!
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Just kidding.
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Tsk!
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How about that? This is my "Hole No. 2"
that I've been digging since childhood.
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It's gotten so deep that you'd think
"Wouldn't it be the end of me if I fell?"
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You were able to evade No. 1,
but you've still got a long way to go.
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"Capturing my Opponent On my Own"
**[22:03] ---**
In short, the Triple "O" Operation.
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That'll teach you!
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Do you wanna know why I'm the leader
of my group and you're No. 2 of yours?
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Tell me. I'll hear it in lieu of your will.
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You think about plots within plots,
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but I think about plots within
plots within plots. That's why.
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Knock it down with a high speed
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Open a new path, run through it
with the brand new days in your hand
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Don't look back, get a chance
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There is no choice but
to go on step by step
**[23:10] ---**
Turn the pain into strength
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Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
**[23:23] ---**
Go all out! You don't need a goal
**[23:31] ---**
With the passionate soul that
soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
**[23:37] ---**
Come on, dance!
Being ordinary isn't enough
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Unlock your dream!
It sure will be a bright tomorrow
**[23:50] ---**
That's right! Let it all
hang out until you reach there
**[24:05] ---**
It was out of spite that you became a
Greatest Fist without using a weapon.
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And now, to see that you
joined one of our enemies.
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I feel like I had my hand
bitten by my own pet dog.
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Big Sis Freya,
I'll no longer chase after you.
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I'll take my own path. That's all.
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You've gotten a smart mouth.
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But your kicks are
helpless before my jojutsu.
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I'll attack you... with all my might!
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Take this!
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