E14 - Dedicated Training! Nearby Hot Spring Bath

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    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
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    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
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    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
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    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
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    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
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    Tsuyoku nareru
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    Tsuranukya iisa
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    As always your fighting style is sloppy.
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    I figured that you'd be here,
    Shinnosuke Tsuji-kun.
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    He's awake!
[01:52] ---
    Apa!
[01:55] ---
    Wh-Where am I?
[01:56] ---
    It's the third block of hell.
[01:59] ---
    How dare you let a
    delinquent kick your ass?
[02:03] ---
    Looks like you need training that
    makes you wish you were in hell, huh?
[02:08] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Kenichi-san fought well!
[02:13] ---
    But he lost!
[02:15] ---
    It seems that we may have been too
    soft on Kenichi-kun up until now.
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    Therefore, I would like to
    move forward with a plan
[02:22] ---
    that we had put on the backburner!
[02:25] ---
    I call it the...
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    "Apparently deadly!!
    Transformation into fighter plan"!
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    So, exactly what do
    we do for that plan?
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    First, we'll make him
    move into Ryozanpaku.
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    And we'll infuse
    the teaching of martial arts
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    into every aspect of his everyday life.
[02:44] ---
    He'll experience a life of martial arts
    for martial arts through martial arts!
[02:47] ---
    He will have no choice but to
    choose among a choice of two...
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    ...martial arts or death!
[02:54] ---
    Basically, we're going to make Kenichi-kun
    a resident disciple of Ryozanpaku, correct?
[03:00] ---
    Yes, sir.
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    Finally, the real training will begin!
[03:28] ---
    Seriously, what do you have to
    eat to get that kind of body?
[03:31] ---
    I'm so jealous!
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:39] ---
    Get back here, you bastard!
[03:41] ---
    No!
[03:43] ---
    He's being chased around again.
[03:45] ---
    Um, I don't think it's
    a laughing matter for him.
[03:49] ---
    Furinji-san, I've noticed that you
    often meet up with Shirahama-kun
[03:52] ---
    after the club activities...
[03:54] ---
    Huh? Oh...
[03:56] ---
    What's your relationship with him?
[03:57] ---
    What? Oh, we're just friends!
[04:00] ---
    Running away, huh? You coward!
[04:02] ---
    I'm not running away!
    This is a strategic withdrawal!
[04:08] ---
    "Women's Locker Room"
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    Hmm... So you guys see each
    other outside of school, too?
[04:13] ---
    Yeah, he's actually planning
    to move into my house.
[04:17] ---
    Whoa! Th-They're huge!
[04:19] ---
    Hide your boobs for god's sakes!
[04:21] ---
    I was supposed to
    keep that a secret...
[04:23] ---
    Hmm? I think I just
    heard her say something...
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    That's all right...
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    Sooner or later I'm going
    to find out the truth
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    about the relationship between
    Shirahama-kun and Furinji-san.
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    I ended up fighting them in the end...
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    That was a pointless fight.
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    46!
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    47!
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    48!
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    49!
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    50!
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    Kenichi is great!
    He can count up to 50!
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    Shigure, what comes after 10?
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    Chu, chu, chu.
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    11.
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    12... Huh?
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    All right, this is it for today.
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    It's not good to push yourself
    too hard, you know.
[05:13] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
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    Normally you'd say something like,
    "If you collapse during the training,
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    I'll make you do three circuits
    around the neighborhood pulling a tire"...
[05:20] ---
    Why are you pretending to
    be so nice all of a sudden?
[05:25] ---
    Come on! You know, you always
    get treated nicely at this dojo!
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    Hey, hey...
    Miu, you took it a little too far.
[05:47] ---
    Kenichi, are you all right?
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    Hey, Miu, get off.
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    What's the matter with you?
    This is weird! Sakaki-san, too?
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    Normally you'd say
    something like, "Just kill him!"
[06:01] ---
    Me? No way. Remember this dojo
    is a happy and fun place!
[06:08] ---
    Wipe your sweat,
    or you'll catch a cold.
[06:11] ---
    Th-This is weird...
[06:14] ---
    Something must be up!
[06:15] ---
    Something that's
    extremely dangerous is up!
[06:18] ---
    Apachai! Apachai!
    Apachai-chai! Apacha--
[06:22] ---
    Apachai-san!
[06:23] ---
    I-I don't know anything!
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    I didn't ask you anything!
    What's going on?
[06:29] ---
    What were you told
    not to tell me about?
[06:31] ---
    I don't know! I don't know!
    That's all I'm allowed to say!
[06:37] ---
    Shigure-san? Huh? What?
[06:40] ---
    R-U-N?
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    Shigure-san!
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    That was the Elder's hand...
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    Just tell me what's going on!
[06:52] ---
    It's obvious that
    something's going on here!
[06:55] ---
    What are you guys plotting?
[06:57] ---
    Kenichi-kun, do you like Ryozanpaku?
[07:01] ---
    What? Yeah, I guess I do...
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    I've had some tough times, but
    this is an important place for me.
[07:07] ---
    I see, I see. This is great!
    It sounds like his answer is "yes"!
[07:11] ---
    It looks like it's decided, Elder!
[07:14] ---
    I knew he would say that!
[07:16] ---
    Yay! Kamikaze! Fujiyama! Tempura!
[07:20] ---
    Wh-What's decided?
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    Resident disciple, you know.
[07:26] ---
    You don't know what
    a resident disciple is?
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    Residency is a system where we eat, sleep,
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    and do everything together so that
    I can pass all my know-how on to you.
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    It is then possible for training
    in martial arts to continue 24 hours a day.
[07:38] ---
    To put it simply,
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    you just change "martial arts is life"
    to "life is martial arts."
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    And now you have been chosen
    to take that glorious path!
[07:48] ---
    Way to go! Lucky you!
[07:51] ---
    Good grief... You're not getting away!
[07:54] ---
    I'll do my best to get away!
[07:55] ---
    I don't think so!
    Secret technique, tatami mat flip!
[08:08] ---
    At least he's pulling off
    some good moves.
[08:14] ---
    Hey, you two! Do not destroy the house!
[08:24] ---
    Wait.
[08:28] ---
    No! No! You guys are going to kill me!
    It's already hard enough for me!
[08:32] ---
    If I had to do this under your
    round-the-clock surveillance,
[08:34] ---
    I'll definitely die!
[08:36] ---
    Listen, Kenichi-kun. All humans
    that are born will eventually die.
[08:41] ---
    That's right. Living long
    isn't necessarily a good thing.
[08:44] ---
    Murderer! Murderer! Murderer!
    Murderer! Murderer!
[08:48] ---
    Oh, boy... Who'd want to become
    a resident disciple if you put it that way?
[08:52] ---
    You have to explain what
    it is in a better way.
[08:55] ---
    "In a better way"?
[08:58] ---
    Listen, Ken-chan, there would be many
    advantages to living at Ryozanpaku.
[09:03] ---
    Wh-What are they?
[09:05] ---
    First of all, you get to live
    with Miu under the same roof.
[09:09] ---
    For an hour after that,
[09:10] ---
    Ma-sensei spoke passionately to me about
    the beauty of living at Ryozanpaku.
[09:20] ---
    Okay, I'll became a resident disciple!
[09:23] ---
    First things first! I'll go
    and get my parents' permission!
[09:28] ---
    Heh he he he he...
[09:30] ---
    You sure managed to talk him into it
    with an unbelievable trick, Kensei.
[09:33] ---
    Is he really qualified for this?
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    He's an obedient, good boy.
[09:44] ---
    Something very ferocious
    is waiting for Kenichi.
[09:48] ---
    But he has no idea and is
    jumping up and down for joy.
[09:51] ---
    I feel sorry for him!
[09:53] ---
    You're the most ferocious one...
[10:02] ---
    What? You're going to
    move in with them?
[10:05] ---
    Yeah! You always tell me that as a man
[10:07] ---
    I should never be half-hearted
    about things, don't you?
[10:10] ---
    I just want to push
    myself over the limit.
[10:13] ---
    Hey, why are you grinning like that?
[10:16] ---
    You must have some ulterior motives!
[10:18] ---
    You've been learning karate
    as your hobby, haven't you?
[10:20] ---
    Do you really have to go that far?
[10:22] ---
    But if I don't move in, my secret
    lovey-dovey plan will be...
[10:27] ---
    "Lovey-dovey"?
[10:28] ---
    Huh? Oh, it's nothing!
[10:29] ---
    Hey, why are you mumbling?
[10:32] ---
    Kenichi, tell me something.
[10:35] ---
    What was the purpose of taking
    karate in the first place?
[10:38] ---
    What?
[10:39] ---
    Well, that's...
[10:41] ---
    I'll become a hero,
    who'll beat up all those bad guys
[10:43] ---
    that everyone pretends not to notice!
[10:48] ---
    If it's absolutely necessary
    for you to move in with them
[10:50] ---
    in order to realize
    your purpose, then I'll...
[10:54] ---
    What? I don't want him to!
    Big Brother, are you really going?
[10:59] ---
    Oh, yeah... Forget about
    becoming a hero...
[11:02] ---
    I'm not even strong enough
    to protect myself right now.
[11:06] ---
    It is absolutely necessary!
[11:08] ---
    I need to live there so I can
    receive the special training!
[11:10] ---
    I see...
[11:12] ---
    All right! Then go, my son!
[11:15] ---
    Thank you, Dad!
[11:17] ---
    Wait!
[11:18] ---
    Thank you for reminding me
    of what's important!
[11:21] ---
    I need to get ready for tomorrow!
[11:23] ---
    Big Brother!
[11:30] ---
    My Kenichi is leaving!
[11:36] ---
    You did great, Honey.
[11:42] ---
    I'm finally going to be
    a resident disciple of Ryozanpaku!
[12:01] ---
    Starting today, I'll be
    training here as a resident, huh?
[12:03] ---
    I bet it's going to be hard...
[12:07] ---
    But I'll get to live with
    Miu-san under the same roof!
[12:14] ---
    Would you like me
    to wash your back?
[12:16] ---
    Are you serious?
[12:19] ---
    If something like
    that were to happen,
[12:21] ---
    I wouldn't mind if
    I died after that!
[12:24] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[12:27] ---
    Wh-When did you come here?
[12:29] ---
    Is that true that you
    wouldn't mind if you died?
[12:32] ---
    If that's the case I should
    change the schedule drastically.
[12:33] ---
    "Schedule" "Abs" "Breakfast" "Sparring"
[12:36] ---
    That's not true! That's not
    true! I don't want to die!
[12:40] ---
    I was just joking. Just joking.
[12:42] ---
    I guess even he jokes...
[12:44] ---
    Hi, Kenichi-san!
[12:46] ---
    So you're going to stay with us
    starting today! Good luck to you!
[12:50] ---
    Yeah! I'll do my best!
[12:52] ---
    I see you have been
    developing a lot of muscle!
[12:54] ---
    Oh, y-you think so?
[12:57] ---
    Uh, if you like, I can wash
    your back next time, Miu-san...
[13:03] ---
    Um, Kenichi-san... Hello?
[13:06] ---
    Everyone's waiting for you.
[13:35] ---
    Hey, Kenichi! Get a grip!
[13:38] ---
    He's completely lost consciousness.
[13:40] ---
    Hey, is he all right?
    The training hasn't even started yet.
[13:46] ---
    Have you come to?
[13:48] ---
    As of today, you will become
    an official disciple of Ryozanpaku.
[13:53] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:54] ---
    Listen! Starting this moment forward,
    you will call us masters, not sensei!
[13:59] ---
    They all seem completely
    different from their usual selves!
[14:02] ---
    This is really serious!
[14:04] ---
    Yes, Master Sakaki!
[14:06] ---
    I can't hear you!
[14:07] ---
    Yes, Master Sakaki!
[14:09] ---
    Louder!
[14:10] ---
    Yes, Master Sakaki!
[14:12] ---
    Louder!
[14:13] ---
    Master Sakaki!
[14:17] ---
    Come on, it makes me blush
    when you repeat it like that!
[14:20] ---
    You're the one who made me repeat it...
[14:23] ---
    Now, I'd like to begin the training.
[14:26] ---
    Oh, Koetsuji, I mean, Master Koetsuji!
[14:28] ---
    But before we begin, I have one
    favor to ask you. Is that all right?
[14:32] ---
    S-Sure.
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    Please don't die!
[14:35] ---
    What kind of training
    schedule did you make for me?
[14:39] ---
    Try to picture all the toughest
    kind of training you can think of.
[14:46] ---
    Oww!
[14:47] ---
    You demon!
[14:50] ---
    Did you picture them?
[14:53] ---
    You can consider them heavenly.
[14:59] ---
    Help me!
[15:05] ---
    "Eel"
[15:06] ---
    You murderer!
[15:08] ---
    I call this the squid dance.
[15:11] ---
    Just because you give it
    a name doesn't make it okay!
[15:14] ---
    This is attempted murder!
[15:17] ---
    I need to turn my back to the heat
    before I burn my stomach!
[15:21] ---
    Is this to strengthen
    my back muscles and abs?
[15:24] ---
    When pushed into a corner,
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    human beings are able to exert powers
    that go beyond their abilities.
[15:29] ---
    However, for someone like you,
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    who has no talent, it is impossible to
    even go over a certain level unless
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    I use double-bladed methods
    to threaten your life.
[15:38] ---
    And it is hard to control the flame.
[15:40] ---
    This process is actually
    similar to grilling a pike.
[15:42] ---
    I-I am not a squid or a pike!!
[15:50] ---
    Do not move.
[15:54] ---
    Is it just my imagination that it
    feels like something very scary
[15:56] ---
    is about to be inflicted upon me?
[16:00] ---
    What kind of training is this?
[16:03] ---
    Supposedly it's a
    training to overcome fear.
[16:07] ---
    "S-Supposedly"?
[16:13] ---
    We'll use throwing stars next.
[16:17] ---
    The most important thing in a fight...
[16:20] ---
    That is courage!
[16:22] ---
    I knew it was you
    who came up with this!
[16:26] ---
    All right! We're going
    to pick up the speed!
[16:31] ---
    Your legs are three times
    stronger than your arms! Why?
[16:35] ---
    Because humans walk on their legs!
    I figure that as well!
[16:38] ---
    Stop pushing!
    I can't take it any more!
[16:43] ---
    My face is going
    to get scraped away!
[16:45] ---
    Huh? Me too?
[16:46] ---
    --This is fun!
    --So it's you again?
[16:49] ---
    If you want to be stronger
    in the quickest way possible,
[16:52] ---
    you must either make your
    punches as strong as your kicks,
[16:54] ---
    or make your kicks as
    agile as your punches.
[16:58] ---
    By Akisame.
[17:04] ---
    Finally it's my turn!
[17:08] ---
    Don't worry. Akisame told me I don't
    have to do anything bizarre to you.
[17:15] ---
    What? Then what are you going to do?
[17:17] ---
    Just regular free sparring!
[17:19] ---
    But that's the most dangerous thing!
[17:34] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[17:37] ---
    Kenichi-san! Are you okay?
[17:39] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[17:47] ---
    "First Disciple"
[17:50] ---
    I'm going to get killed! Apapa...
[17:53] ---
    To hell with lovey-dovey with
    Miu-san under the same roof!!
[17:57] ---
    I'm telling you! It's the most
    ideal situation for you!
[18:00] ---
    You know, when there are two
    young people like yourselves,
[18:03] ---
    there'd be no surprise if
    something were to happen.
[18:05] ---
    I'm envious of you, Ken-chan.
[18:10] ---
    First of all, my room is in the
    separate building with the masters!
[18:14] ---
    And Miu-san is in the main house!
[18:16] ---
    Damn it! There's no way I'm going
    to end my life at a place like this!
[18:18] ---
    Let's see, I think I bought that book!
[18:20] ---
    Here it is! The "Just In Case"
    series of Daigakkan!
[18:20] ---
    "Just In Case! Escape Manual"
[18:27] ---
    They're watching me...
[18:31] ---
    What should I do at a time like this?
[18:33] ---
    Let's see... Dig a hole in the ground?
    No way! I'm on the second floor!
[18:37] ---
    Huh?
[18:38] ---
    "From your father"
[18:41] ---
    "Dear son. I don't know how many
    days it has been since you left home,
[18:46] ---
    but if you're reading this letter,
    I'd say you must be feeling down.
[18:51] ---
    But you are the son of
    your mother and myself.
[18:54] ---
    I'm sure you can overcome any obstacles.
    So don't run away. Your father."
[19:03] ---
    Duh! This is actually the first day.
[19:06] ---
    That's right! I've already made up
    my mind that I will not run away!
[19:09] ---
    I will not be defeated!
[19:11] ---
    Oh, boy... I guess we
    should cheer him up a little.
[19:18] ---
    What is it this late at night?
    Am I going to train now?
[19:22] ---
    In a way, this is a training
    where you have to risk your life.
[19:25] ---
    Oh! Now that I think about it,
    I've heard about this somewhere before!
[19:28] ---
    In Chinese martial arts,
    there's a thing called "Zessho"
[19:32] ---
    and they only teach that to their
    resident disciples when no one is around!
[19:36] ---
    Follow me.
[19:47] ---
    The backyard of Ryozanpaku
    is incredibly big, isn't it?
[19:51] ---
    I've never been here before.
[19:55] ---
    Get down!
[19:58] ---
    Huh? What is that?
    There's steam coming out of there!
[20:02] ---
    Shh! You idiot! That's a hot spring.
[20:05] ---
    What? A hot spring?
[20:07] ---
    Shh! Be quiet!
[20:09] ---
    A Long time ago, Apachai started
    digging in that spot out of the blue.
[20:13] ---
    Apachai! Apachai!
[20:16] ---
    And he found it in about three days.
[20:18] ---
    Whoa!
[20:19] ---
    Apa, apa!
[20:20] ---
    Hey, now...
[20:22] ---
    Anyway, what does it have to do with
    the training that puts my life at risk?
[20:25] ---
    Hmm?
[20:27] ---
    Don't tell me in that
    hot spring there is--
[20:30] ---
    You're pretty quick to catch on.
[20:34] ---
    N-No, Master Ma! I don't
    think we should be doing this!
[20:39] ---
    Then why are you following me?
[20:41] ---
    I-I'm just trying to stop you.
[20:44] ---
    Master, please stop it!
[20:47] ---
    Come on, Ken-chan! You're devious!
[20:51] ---
    Don't move.
[20:57] ---
    That's a trap set by Shigure-don.
[20:59] ---
    It'll get worse as we get
    closer to the hot spring.
[21:02] ---
    This is literally life-risking
    training, Master!
[21:07] ---
    Put your heart into it.
[21:08] ---
    Yes, Master!
[21:11] ---
    Master! Look out!
[21:15] ---
    Hold onto me!
[21:19] ---
    Get yourself together!
    Don't fall asleep!
[21:23] ---
    Needless to say, that moment,
    something similar to friendship,
[21:26] ---
    which surpasses the relationship
    between a master and a disciple,
[21:28] ---
    was born between these two,
[21:29] ---
    who had shared hardships
    beyond all imagination.
[21:37] ---
    --There she is!
    --There she is!
[21:38] ---
    Hey, Master! That's not fair!
[21:40] ---
    The disciple follows the master!
    That was already decided 4,000 years ago!
[21:45] ---
    And, needless to say, an ugly
    conflict arose between the master
[21:48] ---
    and the disciple at that moment.
[21:54] ---
    What are you two doing?
    If you're coming in, then hurry up!
[22:01] ---
    Huh? Elder, I thought you'd always
    take the bath before anyone else!
[22:06] ---
    Kensei, did you actually think that
    I wouldn't be able to read your moves?
[22:11] ---
    Anyway, you two should
    enjoy a nice, long bath!
[22:16] ---
    Master, I'm sorry...
[22:18] ---
    No big deal.
    Another chance will come one day.
[22:23] ---
    This is certainly a part
    of training as well.
[22:25] ---
    What can I say?
[22:26] ---
    I guess you shouldn't give up
    just because you fail just once or twice.
[22:30] ---
    Whether it's a fight
    or hot spring watching!
[22:36] ---
    I'll do my best...
    But for which one?
[22:39] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:48] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[22:59] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:06] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:18] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:25] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:36] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:45] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:54] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:06] ---
    Chocolate and cookies and a lunch box!
[24:08] ---
    Oh, I should pack some
    cheese & fish cake, too!
[24:10] ---
    You're just going to visit
    Kenichi's dojo, aren't you?
[24:13] ---
    Don't you think this
    is a bit too much?
[24:15] ---
    That place is like an isolated
    island and there are a bunch
[24:17] ---
    of monsters roaming everywhere!
[24:19] ---
    This level of packing is a must!
[24:21] ---
    Honoka, take Sebastian with you!
[24:22] ---
    --Saori, what did you do that for? Let go!
    --Honey,...
[24:25] ---
    --Saori, what did you do that for? Let go!
    --...will you stop that? It's embrassing!
[24:27] ---
    Honoka! I'm counting on you
    to check on Kenichi for me!
[24:29] ---
    The fate of the Shirahama
    family is in your hands! Oww...
[24:32] ---
    I'm off now! See you guys later!