E8 - Amazing Bodies! The Mysterious Masters!

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    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
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    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
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    Naiyou nante naiyone
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    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
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    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
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    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
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    Muda guchi kikazu
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    Wakime mo furazu
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    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
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    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
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    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
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    Tsuyoku nareru
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    Tsuranukya iisa
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    As the gang Ragnarok
    continues to keep their eyes on me,
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    I, Kenichi Shirahama, spend another
    day making a strategic withdraw.
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    The members of the Ragnarok
    are extremely persistent.
[02:03] ---
    They don't even give me
    a break on Sundays.
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    Not bad, you son of a bitch!
    I am Takashi Furukawa.
[02:10] ---
    It's a pretty ordinary name,
    but I'm planning on making
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    my name a synonym of
    the Ragnarok in the future!
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    I don't care about stuff like that!
[02:18] ---
    I was looking forward to going
    shopping with Miu-san today!
[02:21] ---
    How dare you interrupt that?
[02:22] ---
    Too bad! If I can drag
    you to Kisara-sama,
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    I'll get promoted as one of
    the men reporting directly to her!
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    Who the heck is "Kisara-sama" anyway?
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    "Barbeque & Broiled Innards FURAIEN"
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    By the way, let me ask you something!
[02:34] ---
    Wh-What is it?
[02:37] ---
    What the hell is that?
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    Whoa, she's amazing as usual!
[02:48] ---
    She's already wiped them out two minutes
    after they started picking a fight with us!
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    And not only that,
    she's not even breaking a sweat!
[02:52] ---
    Whoa, whoa...
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    Wouldn't Kisara-sama be happier if
    I brought that chick to her instead?
[02:56] ---
    But the one I was asked
    to bring is this guy.
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    Orders are absolute in the Ragnarok!
[03:02] ---
    Th-This is bad! If this all ends
    without me defeating even one guy,
[03:06] ---
    my pride as a man
    and reputation will be...
[03:12] ---
    I'm not done yet! Oh, huh?
[03:14] ---
    B-Blood? Damn it!
[03:18] ---
    I'm bleeding! Crap, it hurts!
[03:23] ---
    Uh, are you okay?
[03:25] ---
    Kenichi-san, they say young people
    these days tend to snap really easily.
[03:28] ---
    Please be careful!
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    I'll kill you!
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    Using a knife? That's not fair!
    It'd hurt if I got stabbed!
[03:38] ---
    --I could die, you know...
    --Shut up!
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    I'm going to handle it somehow
    and get inside his range...
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    I'm so scared!
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    You can't use a weapon
    against a barehanded opponent!
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    That's not allowed!
    That's against the rule!
[04:03] ---
    Oh, no! I've got to show that it was
    not a big deal, at least at the end!
[04:06] ---
    Phew, we got it under control, huh?
[04:10] ---
    Huh?
[04:18] ---
    What the heck is that?
    He sure seems depressed.
[04:21] ---
    He's been like that ever since
    he came back from shopping.
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    I can't even start the training.
[04:26] ---
    Apachai understands
    what he's going through.
[04:28] ---
    Kenichi is deeply hurt.
[04:30] ---
    Hey, he moved.
[04:31] ---
    Should I go and comfort him?
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    No, don't do it.
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    Well, youth is all about getting down
    and depressed. Just leave him.
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    Heh. Would have never thought
    that would come out of you.
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    A knife was totally uncalled for...
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    I mean, I just don't have
    a lot of guts to begin with...
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    Weapons, huh?
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    What am I supposed to do?
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    I guess I'll ask Koetsuji-sensei
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    to teach me how to deal
    with armed opponents...
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    But the chances are that he's gonna make
    me go through some bizarre training...
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    It's kind of embarrassing
    to ask Miu-san for help...
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    But, you never know, Sakaki-san
    might give me an in-depth training...
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    Huh?
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    Shigure-san!
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    Shigure-san! What are you doing?
[05:40] ---
    Nothing.
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    It looks like Shigure wants to teach
    you how to use weapons, Kenichi-kun.
[05:45] ---
    What?
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    Needless to say, Shigure
    can manipulate any weapon.
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    But I'm not interested
    in using weapons...
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    You couldn't even move when you saw
    a knife during the fight, right?
[06:00] ---
    That's true...
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    Listen, Kenichi-kun.
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    If you want to know
    how to avoid weapons,
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    then you must get to
    know weapons first.
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    Well, I'm a little worried about leaving
    Shigure-san entirely in charge of this,
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    so I'll be watching over
    the training session.
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    I'm watching, too.
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    Me, too.
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    Miu-san! Be sure to stop her immediately
    when things start looking bad!
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    Okay, so what do we start with?
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    How to use a knife.
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    No?
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    Of course not!
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    This should do it!
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    Really? Are you sure?
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    Kenichi!
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    Kenichi! Snap out of it!
[07:08] ---
    What's all this commotion?
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    Withdraw!
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    Well, whether it's a knife or spoon,
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    they're just hunks of metal
    as long as it doesn't hit you.
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    But the problem here is that
    Shigure never misses the mark...
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    So you must observe calmly
    and find an opening.
[07:30] ---
    Are you sure this is going to work?
[07:33] ---
    --Now assume a posture.
    --What?
[07:35] ---
    L-Like this?
[07:37] ---
    Do you want me to chop this hand off?
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    Your body is wide open.
    All the vital points are wide open.
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    First I'll teach you
    how to assume a posture.
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    Line up your body sideways.
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    And the hand you're not
    using goes on the hip.
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    Can you cut in?
[08:02] ---
    Yes, I can!
[08:08] ---
    I win.
[08:10] ---
    Please let me try again!
[08:22] ---
    All right.
[08:24] ---
    I think it's about time for
    a bare-hand-against-armed-hand fight.
[08:28] ---
    Wh-What do you mean, "It's about time"?
[08:30] ---
    Ken-chan, what do you think is
    the most important thing in fighting?
[08:35] ---
    Huh? Strength? Or techniques?
[08:39] ---
    No! It's courage!
[08:43] ---
    Without courage, you won't be able to stay
    calm and find your opponent's openings!
[08:47] ---
    Without courage,
    your strength will be held back!
[08:49] ---
    Without courage,
    your technique will never work!
[08:54] ---
    Then... I won't make it.
    Because I have no courage.
[08:58] ---
    If you have none,
    then you have to train yourself!
[09:01] ---
    What?
[09:02] ---
    Practice is the key to everything.
[09:05] ---
    Shigure, you push him
    to the absolute edge.
[09:09] ---
    Uh, okay.
[09:11] ---
    Huh? What? What?
    Push me to the edge?
[09:17] ---
    The weapon's master,
    Shigure Kosaka-san.
[09:20] ---
    No one knows her age,
    and she's filled with mysteries, but...
[09:23] ---
    Here I come...
[09:24] ---
    Come where?
[09:26] ---
    On this day,
[09:28] ---
    I came to understand at least
    the true meaning of a "weapon's master."
[09:48] ---
    Man, that was brutal...
[09:50] ---
    I'm sure Shigure-san was
    being easy on me, but...
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    Huh?
[10:04] ---
    I bet he's not scared of knives.
[10:08] ---
    I mean, with muscles like that,
[10:10] ---
    I bet knives wouldn't even
    penetrate into the body!
[10:14] ---
    Even after all the insane trainings,
    I'm still far from being buff...
[10:19] ---
    I wonder if the way Koetsuji-sensei
    trains me is really working or not...
[10:22] ---
    --Perfect timing.
    --Huh?
[10:24] ---
    I want you to come shopping with me.
[10:26] ---
    Uh...
[10:31] ---
    I did say I'd go shopping with you,
[10:34] ---
    but why do I have to
    drag a tire behind me?
[10:36] ---
    Am I a carriage horse or something?
[10:40] ---
    I figured it'd kill
    two birds with one stone
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    if you came with me while
    doing the basic training.
[10:44] ---
    Basic training again?
[10:46] ---
    Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight...!
[10:50] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei! When will I be able
    to graduate from the basic training?
[10:55] ---
    "Graduate"? Don't be ridiculous!
[10:57] ---
    There's no graduating
    in the basic training!
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    What? Does that mean that
    I'm going to have to run a marathon
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    in this embarrassing way
    for the rest of my life?
[11:06] ---
    There's no need for you
    to keep running a marathon.
[11:09] ---
    It's okay as long as you can
    keep up with your own training regime.
[11:12] ---
    People in the old days didn't do
    a lot of muscle training anyway.
[11:16] ---
    What? Then why just me?
[11:19] ---
    People in the old days often
    spent so much time sparring,
[11:22] ---
    that they didn't need
    to do muscle training.
[11:24] ---
    "Sparring"...
[11:26] ---
    If you build your
    muscle through sparring,
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    you can build only specific muscles
    that are necessary for fighting.
[11:31] ---
    After all, other unnecessary
    muscles only end up
[11:33] ---
    serving to hinder your movements.
[11:35] ---
    However, this particular training
    method always puts you at risk
[11:38] ---
    of getting injured.
[11:39] ---
    Out of a hundred disciples,
[11:41] ---
    there would only be a few
    who would survive to the end.
[11:45] ---
    Uh...
[11:46] ---
    Would you still like to try sparring,
    which requires no muscle training?
[11:53] ---
    I-I pass!
[11:56] ---
    Well, once you become
    a master in your own right,
[11:58] ---
    it is possible to use techniques,
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    rather than only strength,
    to settle your fights.
[12:01] ---
    Master, huh?
[12:03] ---
    Yeah... after all, I'm being
    trained by the masters right now.
[12:07] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei, you know,
[12:08] ---
    you're not as muscular as
    Apachai-san or Sakaki-san.
[12:14] ---
    I'm slim, aren't I?
[12:17] ---
    I wonder how Koetsuji-sensei fights...
[12:21] ---
    "Chinese Medicine"
[12:23] ---
    I usually come here with Kensei,
[12:25] ---
    but supposedly some limited edition
    book is going to come out today.
[12:29] ---
    It's got to be an adult magazine...
[12:31] ---
    So you usually walk back and forth
    between here and the dojo.
[12:34] ---
    Is this a part of the training as well?
[12:36] ---
    No, I'm just saving bus fares.
[12:39] ---
    Stop it! I'm going to scream for help!
[12:43] ---
    I just wanna ask you some questions.
[12:46] ---
    Hey, that's Izumi-san!
    And Himeno, too!
[12:50] ---
    Hmm... You know them?
[12:52] ---
    You know, the girl with braids
    and glasses at your school...
[12:55] ---
    The one with a big chest
    and a big forehead.
[13:00] ---
    I-I don't have a big chest...
[13:03] ---
    I know that!
[13:05] ---
    Hey, they're the guys who got
    beat up by Miu-san a long time ago!
[13:10] ---
    I have to save them!
[13:13] ---
    Damn, I can't... I can't just
    work up courage that easily!
[13:18] ---
    Hmm? Hey, that's the little bastard!
[13:21] ---
    Hmm?
[13:39] ---
    Oh... Shirahama-kun?
[13:42] ---
    You two get out of here. He'll be fine.
[13:45] ---
    O-Okay!
[13:48] ---
    Shirahama-kun...
[13:53] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei?
[13:54] ---
    Move, you mustache!
[13:56] ---
    I have business with
    the punk behind you.
[13:59] ---
    Well, I don't know the details, but...
[14:03] ---
    Has my disciple
    caused you any trouble?
[14:09] ---
    Hey, guys, watch out!
    He can do that thing, too!
[14:12] ---
    --B-Bro!
    --What?
[14:15] ---
    Y-Your hand!
[14:17] ---
    What?
[14:21] ---
    Oops, I'm sorry!
[14:23] ---
    I dislocated it without realizing it.
    It's just my habit.
[14:25] ---
    What kind of habit is that?
[14:29] ---
    Now, it's back in place.
[14:32] ---
    You skinny bastard!
[14:34] ---
    Dudes, get a weapon!
    And get the chief!
[14:38] ---
    O-Okay!
[14:40] ---
    "Skinny bastard"? How insulting.
    Isn't that right, Kenichi-kun?
[14:48] ---
    This mustache man must be the father
    of that big foreheaded girl!
[14:52] ---
    Chief, hurry!
[15:04] ---
    Chief, first off,
    destroy that mustache man!
[15:09] ---
    My, you are a big guy!
[15:11] ---
    How is Koetsuji-sensei going
    to fight against that giant?
[15:14] ---
    We were actually planning to find
    that big-foreheaded daughter of yours
[15:17] ---
    and teach her a lesson!
[15:20] ---
    It is a parent's responsibility
    to discipline children!
[15:22] ---
    So take him down first!
[15:25] ---
    I'm actually still single.
[15:29] ---
    What the hell?
    What did you call me for?
[15:32] ---
    Hmm?
[15:33] ---
    Is this skinny guy the one that
    you wanted me to take care of?
[15:37] ---
    Uh, you blockhead, you must
    be a wrestler-wannabe, right?
[15:42] ---
    Please don't get me wrong.
[15:44] ---
    It's not my intention
    to harass you people.
[15:48] ---
    This is just a little misunderstanding.
[15:51] ---
    So go home.
    I'm on my way home as well.
[16:06] ---
    Yeah, that's my chief!
[16:08] ---
    Holy crap! This is not good!
[16:12] ---
    What did you do that for?
[16:13] ---
    These public properties are paid
    for by hard-earned taxpayers' money.
[16:18] ---
    It looks like I've upset you.
    I'd rather avoid conflicts.
[16:23] ---
    If I offended you, I'd take it back.
[16:26] ---
    That's more like it, mustache!
    Especially when you deal with me!
[16:31] ---
    Are you going to apologize,
    Koetsuji-sensei?
[16:34] ---
    I take back the part about
    not harassing you people.
[16:40] ---
    How did he muster that kind of
    power with such a small-framed body?
[16:44] ---
    I don't like people like you.
[16:48] ---
    So actually, I'm thinking about
    harassing you just a little.
[16:54] ---
    H-Hmph! Oh, yeah?
[16:57] ---
    Kenichi-kun.
[16:58] ---
    Y-Yes?
[17:00] ---
    I will now show you
    the actual jujitsu fight!
[17:03] ---
    Watch carefully and learn!
[17:05] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:06] ---
    Now, in the case where your
    opponent is bigger than you...
[17:09] ---
    What the hell are you mumbling about?
[17:11] ---
    First, this is a bad example.
[17:15] ---
    You should never face him directly.
    You will be overpowered after all.
[17:20] ---
    But you're not overpowered!
[17:21] ---
    According to the laws of physics,
    Koetsuji-sensei is supposed to move...
[17:31] ---
    He's hooking his toes
    onto the manhole cover!
[17:35] ---
    Oww, oww, oww!!
[17:37] ---
    Why are you the one who's hurting?
[17:40] ---
    And now, this is the right way to do it.
[17:43] ---
    You son of a bitch! I'll destroy you!
[17:45] ---
    The trick to making a move is to show
    that you're moving straight forward,
[17:49] ---
    but to move to the outside and get
    into the opponent's blind spot.
[17:52] ---
    And in a real jujitsu fight, you start by
    attacking your opponent's vital point!
[17:58] ---
    However, this is just a feint
    to put the opponent off balance.
[18:02] ---
    B-But it's working on him!
[18:06] ---
    And before your opponent's
    strike gets up to speed,
[18:08] ---
    move a half step forward
    and deflect his power,
[18:11] ---
    thereby neutralizing his strength.
[18:13] ---
    And...
[18:19] ---
    ...you throw him!
[18:26] ---
    A-Amazing! I've never seen
    anything like this before!
[18:30] ---
    I hope you learned
    something from that.
[18:31] ---
    Yes!
[18:38] ---
    How dare you screw with us?
[18:41] ---
    P-Pistol? It's not
    fair to use a weapon!
[18:45] ---
    Oh, boy.
[18:47] ---
    These people have no manners.
[18:49] ---
    What would you do if it hit
    someone in the crossfire?
[19:01] ---
    Come with me. I'm going to
    punish you in the back alley.
[19:04] ---
    Let me go!
[19:06] ---
    Oh, Kenichi-kun!
[19:08] ---
    Just hang on.
[19:10] ---
    It'll be over quick.
[19:13] ---
    You bastard! Hold it right there!
[19:20] ---
    I can never talk about
    what I saw there!
[19:23] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei... He was fierce!
[19:29] ---
    That was incredible strength!
[19:31] ---
    I was like, "How did he do that
    with such a small-framed body?"
[19:33] ---
    According to him, there are three different
    kinds of muscles in the human body.
[19:38] ---
    There's the white muscle that's
    good for fast, sudden moves,
[19:40] ---
    but it lacks endurance.
[19:41] ---
    And there's the red muscle that has the
    endurance but doesn't have much power.
[19:45] ---
    And then between them is a bit of pink
    muscle that has the attributes of both.
[19:50] ---
    They say that the ratios of each
    type of muscle in the body
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    remain the same over your lifetime.
[19:53] ---
    However, he ignored that
    conventional knowledge,
[19:57] ---
    and with his own theories and after
    his 20 years worth of bizarre training,
[20:02] ---
    he managed to transform all
    his muscles to the pink muscles!
[20:06] ---
    That's right. His body isn't just skinny.
[20:10] ---
    It's just that it's so dense
    to the point where there's not
[20:13] ---
    even one milligram
    of wasted body tissue.
[20:15] ---
    Is it possible that he's actually
    stronger than you, Sakaki-sensei?
[20:18] ---
    Moron! Don't ask a stupid
    question like that!
[20:21] ---
    I just don't like that pain-in-the-ass
    way of training! That's all!
[20:24] ---
    But you know what?
[20:26] ---
    To tell you the truth, he's one of the
    people I'd rather not fight if possible.
[20:30] ---
    And if we were to go up
    against each other,
[20:32] ---
    it's guaranteed that
    one of us would die.
[20:35] ---
    Should I walk you home?
[20:37] ---
    Who knows, they might be
    waiting for you out there again.
[20:40] ---
    Oh, forget them! I-I-I can handle
    them j-j-just fine all by myself!
[20:47] ---
    Well, see you tomorrow!
[20:49] ---
    Please be careful!
[20:52] ---
    They'd never think I'd walk down the
    same street I was attacked on last night.
[20:55] ---
    I'm going to outsmart them!
[20:58] ---
    I was getting tired of waiting
    for you, Kenichi Shirahama!
[21:01] ---
    F-Furukawa!
[21:03] ---
    I am going to take you to
    Kisara-sama this time for sure!
[21:06] ---
    Again, who the heck is Kisara anyway?
[21:08] ---
    I'm not going to let you get away!
[21:11] ---
    This knife of mine is hungry for blood!
[21:15] ---
    I am scared...
[21:17] ---
    Whether it's a knife or spoon,
[21:20] ---
    they're just hunks of metal
    as long as it doesn't hit you.
[21:27] ---
    What is that?
    Something to clean your ears with?
[21:30] ---
    Huh? Don't pretend you're not scared!
[21:32] ---
    You were scared
    straight the other day!
[21:34] ---
    You don't even know
    how to assume a posture!
[21:36] ---
    All your vital points are wide open!
[21:39] ---
    You little bastard!
[21:42] ---
    You're nothing but a joke
    compared to Shigure-san!
[21:45] ---
    Stop talking nonsense!
[21:47] ---
    If you're going to hold it like that,
    it's over if I kick the grip.
[21:54] ---
    In a real jujitsu fight, you start by
    attacking your opponent's vital point!
[21:59] ---
    However, this is just a feint
    to put the opponent off balance.
[22:06] ---
    Furukawa!!
[22:07] ---
    If you look at this whole thing,
    it is clear that is all your fault!
[22:10] ---
    Do you have any idea
    what I went through today?
[22:13] ---
    Do you know what
    Shigure-san did to me,
[22:15] ---
    thanks to you pulling that knife
    out on me in the first place?
[22:18] ---
    Have you ever been chased around
    for an hour by a woman with a sword?
[22:22] ---
    Do you know what it's like to have
    your skin scraped layer by layer
[22:24] ---
    by a Sai and a Tonfa?
    It's really frightening!
[22:27] ---
    And after that, I had to face a scary
    wrestler and a guy with a pistol!
[22:30] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[22:31] ---
    --I'm telling you!
    My day was absolutely insane!
    --I'm just glad that you're okay.
[22:34] ---
    Hey, are you listening to me?
    Don't fall asleep!
[22:37] ---
    You'll catch a cold if you fall asleep!
[22:40] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:48] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[22:59] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:06] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:18] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:25] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:36] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:45] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:54] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:07] ---
    Apa... What am I supposed to do?
[24:10] ---
    What's the matter? Is something
    troubling you, Apachai?
[24:13] ---
    Yeah. When I'm in training with Kenichi,
[24:15] ---
    I can't help beating him up for real.
    I just can't fold back!
[24:19] ---
    Hmm, you mean "hold back," eh?
    Well, it is certainly a problem for you.
[24:24] ---
    But actually there's a way
    to learn to how to hold back.
[24:29] ---
    Apapapa! Really? I'll do my best
    and master how to hold back for sure!