# E8 - Amazing Bodies! The Mysterious Masters!
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Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
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Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
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Naiyou nante naiyone
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Dono michi no tatsujin mo
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Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
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Sono risouzou mune ni daki
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Muda guchi kikazu
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Wakime mo furazu
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Demo nakidashi soude
nagedashitaku natte
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Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
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Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
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Tani e tsukiotose
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Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
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yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
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Tsuyoku nareru
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Tsuranukya iisa
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As the gang Ragnarok
continues to keep their eyes on me,
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I, Kenichi Shirahama, spend another
day making a strategic withdraw.
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The members of the Ragnarok
are extremely persistent.
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They don't even give me
a break on Sundays.
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Not bad, you son of a bitch!
I am Takashi Furukawa.
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It's a pretty ordinary name,
but I'm planning on making
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my name a synonym of
the Ragnarok in the future!
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I don't care about stuff like that!
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I was looking forward to going
shopping with Miu-san today!
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How dare you interrupt that?
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Too bad! If I can drag
you to Kisara-sama,
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I'll get promoted as one of
the men reporting directly to her!
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Who the heck is "Kisara-sama" anyway?
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"Barbeque & Broiled Innards FURAIEN"
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By the way, let me ask you something!
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Wh-What is it?
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What the hell is that?
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Whoa, she's amazing as usual!
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She's already wiped them out two minutes
after they started picking a fight with us!
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And not only that,
she's not even breaking a sweat!
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Whoa, whoa...
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Wouldn't Kisara-sama be happier if
I brought that chick to her instead?
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But the one I was asked
to bring is this guy.
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Orders are absolute in the Ragnarok!
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Th-This is bad! If this all ends
without me defeating even one guy,
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my pride as a man
and reputation will be...
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I'm not done yet! Oh, huh?
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B-Blood? Damn it!
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I'm bleeding! Crap, it hurts!
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Uh, are you okay?
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Kenichi-san, they say young people
these days tend to snap really easily.
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Please be careful!
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I'll kill you!
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Using a knife? That's not fair!
It'd hurt if I got stabbed!
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--I could die, you know...
--Shut up!
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I'm going to handle it somehow
and get inside his range...
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I'm so scared!
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You can't use a weapon
against a barehanded opponent!
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That's not allowed!
That's against the rule!
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Oh, no! I've got to show that it was
not a big deal, at least at the end!
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Phew, we got it under control, huh?
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Huh?
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What the heck is that?
He sure seems depressed.
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He's been like that ever since
he came back from shopping.
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I can't even start the training.
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Apachai understands
what he's going through.
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Kenichi is deeply hurt.
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Hey, he moved.
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Should I go and comfort him?
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No, don't do it.
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Well, youth is all about getting down
and depressed. Just leave him.
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Heh. Would have never thought
that would come out of you.
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A knife was totally uncalled for...
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I mean, I just don't have
a lot of guts to begin with...
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Weapons, huh?
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What am I supposed to do?
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I guess I'll ask Koetsuji-sensei
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to teach me how to deal
with armed opponents...
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But the chances are that he's gonna make
me go through some bizarre training...
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It's kind of embarrassing
to ask Miu-san for help...
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But, you never know, Sakaki-san
might give me an in-depth training...
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Huh?
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Shigure-san!
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Shigure-san! What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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It looks like Shigure wants to teach
you how to use weapons, Kenichi-kun.
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What?
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Needless to say, Shigure
can manipulate any weapon.
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But I'm not interested
in using weapons...
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You couldn't even move when you saw
a knife during the fight, right?
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That's true...
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Listen, Kenichi-kun.
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If you want to know
how to avoid weapons,
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then you must get to
know weapons first.
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Well, I'm a little worried about leaving
Shigure-san entirely in charge of this,
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so I'll be watching over
the training session.
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I'm watching, too.
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Me, too.
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Miu-san! Be sure to stop her immediately
when things start looking bad!
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Okay, so what do we start with?
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How to use a knife.
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No?
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Of course not!
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This should do it!
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Really? Are you sure?
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Kenichi!
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Kenichi! Snap out of it!
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What's all this commotion?
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Withdraw!
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Well, whether it's a knife or spoon,
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they're just hunks of metal
as long as it doesn't hit you.
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But the problem here is that
Shigure never misses the mark...
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So you must observe calmly
and find an opening.
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Are you sure this is going to work?
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--Now assume a posture.
--What?
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L-Like this?
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Do you want me to chop this hand off?
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Your body is wide open.
All the vital points are wide open.
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First I'll teach you
how to assume a posture.
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Line up your body sideways.
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And the hand you're not
using goes on the hip.
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Can you cut in?
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Yes, I can!
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I win.
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Please let me try again!
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All right.
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I think it's about time for
a bare-hand-against-armed-hand fight.
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Wh-What do you mean, "It's about time"?
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Ken-chan, what do you think is
the most important thing in fighting?
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Huh? Strength? Or techniques?
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No! It's courage!
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Without courage, you won't be able to stay
calm and find your opponent's openings!
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Without courage,
your strength will be held back!
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Without courage,
your technique will never work!
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Then... I won't make it.
Because I have no courage.
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If you have none,
then you have to train yourself!
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What?
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Practice is the key to everything.
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Shigure, you push him
to the absolute edge.
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Uh, okay.
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Huh? What? What?
Push me to the edge?
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The weapon's master,
Shigure Kosaka-san.
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No one knows her age,
and she's filled with mysteries, but...
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Here I come...
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Come where?
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On this day,
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I came to understand at least
the true meaning of a "weapon's master."
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Man, that was brutal...
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I'm sure Shigure-san was
being easy on me, but...
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Huh?
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I bet he's not scared of knives.
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I mean, with muscles like that,
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I bet knives wouldn't even
penetrate into the body!
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Even after all the insane trainings,
I'm still far from being buff...
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I wonder if the way Koetsuji-sensei
trains me is really working or not...
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--Perfect timing.
--Huh?
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I want you to come shopping with me.
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Uh...
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I did say I'd go shopping with you,
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but why do I have to
drag a tire behind me?
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Am I a carriage horse or something?
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I figured it'd kill
two birds with one stone
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if you came with me while
doing the basic training.
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Basic training again?
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight...!
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Koetsuji-sensei! When will I be able
to graduate from the basic training?
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"Graduate"? Don't be ridiculous!
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There's no graduating
in the basic training!
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What? Does that mean that
I'm going to have to run a marathon
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in this embarrassing way
for the rest of my life?
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There's no need for you
to keep running a marathon.
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It's okay as long as you can
keep up with your own training regime.
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People in the old days didn't do
a lot of muscle training anyway.
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What? Then why just me?
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People in the old days often
spent so much time sparring,
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that they didn't need
to do muscle training.
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"Sparring"...
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If you build your
muscle through sparring,
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you can build only specific muscles
that are necessary for fighting.
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After all, other unnecessary
muscles only end up
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serving to hinder your movements.
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However, this particular training
method always puts you at risk
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of getting injured.
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Out of a hundred disciples,
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there would only be a few
who would survive to the end.
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Uh...
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Would you still like to try sparring,
which requires no muscle training?
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I-I pass!
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Well, once you become
a master in your own right,
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it is possible to use techniques,
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rather than only strength,
to settle your fights.
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Master, huh?
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Yeah... after all, I'm being
trained by the masters right now.
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Koetsuji-sensei, you know,
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you're not as muscular as
Apachai-san or Sakaki-san.
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I'm slim, aren't I?
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I wonder how Koetsuji-sensei fights...
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"Chinese Medicine"
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I usually come here with Kensei,
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but supposedly some limited edition
book is going to come out today.
**[12:29] ---**
It's got to be an adult magazine...
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So you usually walk back and forth
between here and the dojo.
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Is this a part of the training as well?
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No, I'm just saving bus fares.
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Stop it! I'm going to scream for help!
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I just wanna ask you some questions.
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Hey, that's Izumi-san!
And Himeno, too!
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Hmm... You know them?
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You know, the girl with braids
and glasses at your school...
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The one with a big chest
and a big forehead.
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I-I don't have a big chest...
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I know that!
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Hey, they're the guys who got
beat up by Miu-san a long time ago!
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I have to save them!
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Damn, I can't... I can't just
work up courage that easily!
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Hmm? Hey, that's the little bastard!
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Hmm?
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Oh... Shirahama-kun?
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You two get out of here. He'll be fine.
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O-Okay!
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Shirahama-kun...
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Koetsuji-sensei?
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Move, you mustache!
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I have business with
the punk behind you.
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Well, I don't know the details, but...
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Has my disciple
caused you any trouble?
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Hey, guys, watch out!
He can do that thing, too!
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--B-Bro!
--What?
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Y-Your hand!
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What?
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Oops, I'm sorry!
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I dislocated it without realizing it.
It's just my habit.
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What kind of habit is that?
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Now, it's back in place.
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You skinny bastard!
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Dudes, get a weapon!
And get the chief!
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O-Okay!
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"Skinny bastard"? How insulting.
Isn't that right, Kenichi-kun?
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This mustache man must be the father
of that big foreheaded girl!
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Chief, hurry!
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Chief, first off,
destroy that mustache man!
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My, you are a big guy!
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How is Koetsuji-sensei going
to fight against that giant?
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We were actually planning to find
that big-foreheaded daughter of yours
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and teach her a lesson!
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It is a parent's responsibility
to discipline children!
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So take him down first!
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I'm actually still single.
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What the hell?
What did you call me for?
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Hmm?
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Is this skinny guy the one that
you wanted me to take care of?
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Uh, you blockhead, you must
be a wrestler-wannabe, right?
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Please don't get me wrong.
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It's not my intention
to harass you people.
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This is just a little misunderstanding.
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So go home.
I'm on my way home as well.
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Yeah, that's my chief!
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Holy crap! This is not good!
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What did you do that for?
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These public properties are paid
for by hard-earned taxpayers' money.
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It looks like I've upset you.
I'd rather avoid conflicts.
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If I offended you, I'd take it back.
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That's more like it, mustache!
Especially when you deal with me!
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Are you going to apologize,
Koetsuji-sensei?
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I take back the part about
not harassing you people.
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How did he muster that kind of
power with such a small-framed body?
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I don't like people like you.
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So actually, I'm thinking about
harassing you just a little.
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H-Hmph! Oh, yeah?
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Kenichi-kun.
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Y-Yes?
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I will now show you
the actual jujitsu fight!
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Watch carefully and learn!
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Yes, sir!
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Now, in the case where your
opponent is bigger than you...
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What the hell are you mumbling about?
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First, this is a bad example.
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You should never face him directly.
You will be overpowered after all.
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But you're not overpowered!
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According to the laws of physics,
Koetsuji-sensei is supposed to move...
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He's hooking his toes
onto the manhole cover!
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Oww, oww, oww!!
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Why are you the one who's hurting?
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And now, this is the right way to do it.
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You son of a bitch! I'll destroy you!
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The trick to making a move is to show
that you're moving straight forward,
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but to move to the outside and get
into the opponent's blind spot.
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And in a real jujitsu fight, you start by
attacking your opponent's vital point!
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However, this is just a feint
to put the opponent off balance.
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B-But it's working on him!
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And before your opponent's
strike gets up to speed,
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move a half step forward
and deflect his power,
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thereby neutralizing his strength.
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And...
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...you throw him!
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A-Amazing! I've never seen
anything like this before!
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I hope you learned
something from that.
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Yes!
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How dare you screw with us?
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P-Pistol? It's not
fair to use a weapon!
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Oh, boy.
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These people have no manners.
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What would you do if it hit
someone in the crossfire?
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Come with me. I'm going to
punish you in the back alley.
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Let me go!
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Oh, Kenichi-kun!
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Just hang on.
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It'll be over quick.
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You bastard! Hold it right there!
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I can never talk about
what I saw there!
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Koetsuji-sensei... He was fierce!
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That was incredible strength!
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I was like, "How did he do that
with such a small-framed body?"
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According to him, there are three different
kinds of muscles in the human body.
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There's the white muscle that's
good for fast, sudden moves,
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but it lacks endurance.
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And there's the red muscle that has the
endurance but doesn't have much power.
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And then between them is a bit of pink
muscle that has the attributes of both.
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They say that the ratios of each
type of muscle in the body
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remain the same over your lifetime.
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However, he ignored that
conventional knowledge,
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and with his own theories and after
his 20 years worth of bizarre training,
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he managed to transform all
his muscles to the pink muscles!
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That's right. His body isn't just skinny.
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It's just that it's so dense
to the point where there's not
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even one milligram
of wasted body tissue.
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Is it possible that he's actually
stronger than you, Sakaki-sensei?
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Moron! Don't ask a stupid
question like that!
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I just don't like that pain-in-the-ass
way of training! That's all!
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But you know what?
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To tell you the truth, he's one of the
people I'd rather not fight if possible.
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And if we were to go up
against each other,
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it's guaranteed that
one of us would die.
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Should I walk you home?
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Who knows, they might be
waiting for you out there again.
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Oh, forget them! I-I-I can handle
them j-j-just fine all by myself!
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Well, see you tomorrow!
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Please be careful!
**[20:52] ---**
They'd never think I'd walk down the
same street I was attacked on last night.
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I'm going to outsmart them!
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I was getting tired of waiting
for you, Kenichi Shirahama!
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F-Furukawa!
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I am going to take you to
Kisara-sama this time for sure!
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Again, who the heck is Kisara anyway?
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I'm not going to let you get away!
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This knife of mine is hungry for blood!
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I am scared...
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Whether it's a knife or spoon,
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they're just hunks of metal
as long as it doesn't hit you.
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What is that?
Something to clean your ears with?
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Huh? Don't pretend you're not scared!
**[21:32] ---**
You were scared
straight the other day!
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You don't even know
how to assume a posture!
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All your vital points are wide open!
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You little bastard!
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You're nothing but a joke
compared to Shigure-san!
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Stop talking nonsense!
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If you're going to hold it like that,
it's over if I kick the grip.
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In a real jujitsu fight, you start by
attacking your opponent's vital point!
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However, this is just a feint
to put the opponent off balance.
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Furukawa!!
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If you look at this whole thing,
it is clear that is all your fault!
**[22:10] ---**
Do you have any idea
what I went through today?
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Do you know what
Shigure-san did to me,
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thanks to you pulling that knife
out on me in the first place?
**[22:18] ---**
Have you ever been chased around
for an hour by a woman with a sword?
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Do you know what it's like to have
your skin scraped layer by layer
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by a Sai and a Tonfa?
It's really frightening!
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And after that, I had to face a scary
wrestler and a guy with a pistol!
**[22:30] ---**
Kenichi-san...
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--I'm telling you!
My day was absolutely insane!
--I'm just glad that you're okay.
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Hey, are you listening to me?
Don't fall asleep!
**[22:37] ---**
You'll catch a cold if you fall asleep!
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Amefuri de kakurete mo
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Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
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Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
**[23:06] ---**
Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
**[23:18] ---**
Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
**[23:25] ---**
Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
**[23:36] ---**
Michibata ni saku
na mo naki hana no you ni
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Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
**[23:54] ---**
Kono ashi de tachiagarou
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Apa... What am I supposed to do?
**[24:10] ---**
What's the matter? Is something
troubling you, Apachai?
**[24:13] ---**
Yeah. When I'm in training with Kenichi,
**[24:15] ---**
I can't help beating him up for real.
I just can't fold back!
**[24:19] ---**
Hmm, you mean "hold back," eh?
Well, it is certainly a problem for you.
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But actually there's a way
to learn to how to hold back.
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Apapapa! Really? I'll do my best
and master how to hold back for sure!