E17 - Protect the Name! Attack of the Dojo Challengers!
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Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
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Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
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Naiyou nante naiyone
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Dono michi no tatsujin mo
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Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
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Sono risouzou mune ni daki
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Muda guchi kikazu
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Wakime mo furazu
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Demo nakidashi soude nagedashitaku natte
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Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
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Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
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Tani e tsukiotose
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Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
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yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
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Tsuyoku nareru
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Tsuranukya iisa
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No one's here!
They told me to hide!
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Apa!
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That's the two-meter tall guy again!
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Sorry about her.
This is her first home visit.
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She seems a little flustered.
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Don't worry about that.
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Yes, but how about
we put an end to this?
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You're not Furinji-kun's
mother, are you?
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She's clumsy, doesn't like to be alone,
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worries about what people think
and can be scatterbrained...
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...but she's really a good kid.
[02:06] ---
--Huh?
--So don't pick on her too much.
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Yasunaga-sensei, I caught him!
I caught the monster!
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Shirahama!
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Don't tell me it's you, who has
been cohabitating with Furinji!
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N-No, it's a misunderstanding!
I am living with her, but--
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You idiot! That's what's
called "cohabitating"!
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--Huh?
--Huh?
[02:37] ---
Wh-What is this?
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Oh, crap! Why this
room of all the other ones?
[02:40] ---
"Forbidden Room"
[02:43] ---
S-Sensei?
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I'm a teacher of Japanese history,
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and my hobby is to enjoy and
appreciate the cultural properties.
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But I have never seen
anything so magnificent
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like these before in my life.
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Oh, I see. It wasn't cohabitation
but resident disciple, huh?
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I had no idea that this was
the dojo of the Grand master Koetsuji.
[03:05] ---
That is a surprise.
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I'm sorry for screaming.
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I'm sorry for scaring you.
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It is my honor to meet you.
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This dojo is a place where the
like-minded people have come together.
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There was no evil intent
in the part of the disciples.
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Please forgive them.
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Shirahama.
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I've been noticing that you've
been looking manlier lately.
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Now I understand.
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You have been training to become
a great artist of the future.
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I am quite impressed!
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I guess I shouldn't correct him...
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I've got to psyche myself up!
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Have you found the location?
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Yes, sir!
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I see. It seems that
the time has finally come!
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The final day of Ryozanpaku!
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What's the matter, Ken-chan?
You need to attack her some more.
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Well, you say so,
but I can't find an opening!
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"Can't find an opening"?
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You need to look at your
opponent more carefully.
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I am!
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Even among martial arts masters,
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no one is always perfect
in offense and defense.
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What are you going to do?
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If you don't attack,
you'll never score a point!
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There's no opening for me to attack!
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If you prolong the fight,
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it's guaranteed that your opponent
will reveal an opening at some point.
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Huh?
[04:47] ---
If I strike her in the side right now,
maybe I can score a point!
[04:51] ---
This is... an opening, right?
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Too slow!
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Oww...
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What are you doing?
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Miu made an opening on purpose
so that you could strike her!
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So she did it on purpose?
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--Um, Kenichi-san?
--She did it on purpose...
[05:15] ---
--Um, Kenichi-san?
--She must pity me!
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How pathetic I am.
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--Hello?
--This is so depressing.
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--Umm...
--Aww...
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This is terrible! This is terrible!
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Hey, why did you tell him?
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For a martial artist,
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there's nothing more dangerous than
being overconfident with his ability.
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It's wrong to lose on purpose.
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I wonder if I hurt
Kenichi-san's feelings.
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How stupid could I have been?
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See you later!
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Are you going to the dojo again today?
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Yeah!
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I see.
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Well, it's Sunday.
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I guess I should stop by there and
say hello to the masters at the dojo.
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Honey?
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Are you going to go, wearing
a coat in the middle of summer?
[06:25] ---
What? It-It's already mid-summer?
[06:29] ---
We just had the New Year's Day
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the other day and everyone
was saying "Happy New Year!"
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Boy, time sure does fly quickly!
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Leave Sebastian here!
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Hey, I don't have Sebastian with me!
[06:44] ---
--I know you do!
--No, I don't!
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Okay guys, see you later!
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Hey, hang on Honoka!
I'll give you a ride there!
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Honey!
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I'm sorry Dad, but I can get there
with something much better than that!
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--Huh?
--Huh?
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Apa!
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I'm sorry! Were you waiting long?
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I was at the park over there,
playing with pigeons.
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There you are, you monster!
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Come forth, Maximilian!
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"Sebastian" "Maximilian"
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Let me explain. This is my
second favorite gun, Maximilian!
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Chu!
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Get away from my daughter, you mons--
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Huh?
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Just come home by dinner time.
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I'm not a kid anymore!
I'll eat dinner over there!
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Now, let's go!
[07:50] ---
Sure! I'll be sure to bring
her back here by dinner time!
[07:53] ---
Huh? Oh, thanks...
[07:55] ---
Apa!
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Apapapapapa!
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H-He seems nice...
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"First Disciple must not use his legs"
[08:19] ---
Man, if I have to do this
to go to my room everyday,
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I don't know if my body can take it.
[08:23] ---
How come there's no
stairs in this annex?
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I'll tell you why.
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Master Koetsuji?
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Long ago, Sakaki and
Kensei got really drunk.
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What the hell is this?
Going up one little step at a time?
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That's right!
It's too detailed and annoying!
[08:39] ---
Damn it! You're nothing
but a lowly staircase!
[08:42] ---
That's right!
It's all your fault, stairs!
[08:47] ---
For some unknown reason,
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they both reached the conclusion
that it was the staircase's fault.
[08:52] ---
Whoa, whoa...
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I thought about fixing it, but it's
much faster and convenient this way!
[08:57] ---
Uh, Master!
[08:59] ---
Master, I wanted to talk
to you about something!
[09:03] ---
What should I do?
Who should I talk to about this?
[09:06] ---
"Sakaki"
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It's open.
[09:09] ---
I'm coming in.
[09:10] ---
Huh?
[09:13] ---
Huh? What a heavy door!
[09:19] ---
What's all the racket?
[09:20] ---
Hmm?
[09:23] ---
What the hell are you doing?
[09:25] ---
Well, actually...
[09:26] ---
What?
[09:28] ---
There was an opening,
but you couldn't strike her?
[09:31] ---
Right.
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Do you know why I couldn't?
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How the hell would I know that?
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Can you at least give it a thought?
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Boy, you're an annoying little kid.
[09:39] ---
You should ask Akisame
about stuff like that.
[09:42] ---
Both Master Koetsuji
and Master Ma are gone.
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I have no idea how weaklings think.
[09:51] ---
But it's not unusual that
some of them can't attack
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because they're afraid
of the counterattack.
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If you try to land a finishing blow
against your opponent, and you miss,
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it instantly puts you at a disadvantage.
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It's like, your chance
quickly becomes your trouble.
[10:10] ---
Well, it doesn't matter to me because
I can put an end to it in one blow!
[10:14] ---
Now that I think about it,
[10:16] ---
that moment I was in fact
afraid of her counterattack.
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Kenichi.
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A man's worth is determined by
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whether you can strike the blow
or not in a life-and-death moment.
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Yes, sir!
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Apapapapapa!
[10:34] ---
Whoopee!
[10:35] ---
Apa! Apa! Apa!
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All right! You're getting good at this.
[10:40] ---
Next it's going to be a fast one.
[10:53] ---
Hey, that's Shigure!
[10:55] ---
Huh?
[10:58] ---
Here it comes!
[10:59] ---
Huh...
[11:01] ---
So you came to pick us up!
[11:02] ---
Uh, yeah.
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What's wrong? Hurry up and throw it.
[11:05] ---
What should we do today?
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Play cards!
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What? I'm gonna come in last again!
[11:12] ---
D-Dad! I wanna ride
on your shoulders, too!
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Hey, why all of a sudden?
What about our game of catch?
[11:18] ---
Forget it! Just let me
ride on your shoulders!
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"A man's worth is determined by
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whether you can strike the blow
or not in a crucial moment," huh?
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I was in fact unable to strike Miu-san
because I was afraid of her counterattack.
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I'm such a coward!
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Hello! Hello!
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I wonder who that is.
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Hello to you!
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M-May I ask who you are?
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I'm the karate master
of the Shiken Odori Style...
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...Gonzai Kumatori!
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H-How can I help you?
[12:22] ---
We have come to take
down the Ryozanpaku's sign!
[12:45] ---
Miu-san! Miu-san!
[12:46] ---
We've got a problem!
[12:48] ---
What?
[12:48] ---
Th-Th-Th-They're here
to challenge our dojo!
[12:51] ---
Oh, is that right?
[12:54] ---
What do you mean, "Oh, is that right"?
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There's this tough looking guy,
and a bunch of his henchmen!
[13:00] ---
Oh, so it's a big group of people?
[13:03] ---
I guess I'd better show
them inside the dojo right away.
[13:05] ---
What would you do that for?!
[13:06] ---
I'd better hurry up and go get someone...
Oh, yeah! Master Sakaki!
[13:10] ---
He's gone to buy some beers.
[13:12] ---
What?
[13:13] ---
Th-Th-Th-Then how about
Apachai-san or Shigure-san?
[13:16] ---
Apachai-san and Shigure-san
have gone to pick up Honoka-san.
[13:21] ---
Koetsuji-san is at
the bonesetter's clinic,
[13:23] ---
and Ma-san is at
the acupuncture clinic.
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And Grandpa has gone, wandering
around somewhere in the south.
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Everyone's out. No one's home.
[13:31] ---
Are you serious?!
[13:34] ---
They're always around when
you don't want them to be...
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So why now of all times?
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Anyway, it's not polite
to keep them waiting!
[13:42] ---
Please have some tea.
[13:45] ---
Master, you shouldn't drink it!
It could be poisonous!
[13:48] ---
"Death"
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I hope you understand this, but
I didn't come here for a social visit!
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I understand.
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"Dojo Challenge Register"
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Then please write down your name,
address and style in this register book.
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"Dojo Challenge Register"
“To Our Dojo Challengers”
[14:15] ---
Also, this is the message
and the precaution from the elder.
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Umm...
[14:22] ---
What?
[14:23] ---
"Also, each challenger must pay a fee
of ten thousand yen.
--Elder of Ryozanpaku, Furinji"
[14:24] ---
"Each challenger must pay
a fee of ten thousand yen"?
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Also, if each of you pay
an additional ten thousand yen,
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you'll get the right to
attack us as a group!
[14:32] ---
Hey, wait a minute...
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Why you... Cut the crap!
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Hold on!
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Master!
[14:37] ---
That is fine.
[14:40] ---
Thank you for your business!
[14:41] ---
So all of you will be
attacking us together, correct?
[14:45] ---
No, it would be just me.
[14:47] ---
Huh?
[14:48] ---
Although there are a great
many masters here at Ryozanpaku,
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it is only appropriate for
me as a karate master,
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to go after the karate
master of this dojo first.
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Therefore, I'd like to
request Shio Sakaki,
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the one with the 100th
dan in street fighting!
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He wants Master Sakaki?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
[15:04] ---
but no one is here right now,
so I'd take on your challenge.
[15:09] ---
What the...
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I'll go and get ready.
Please wait a moment.
[15:16] ---
Why you...
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You little brat!
[15:20] ---
I've never been so
insulted in my life!
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Now I'm pissed off!
It's time to die!
[15:31] ---
Hold it!
[15:32] ---
Huh?
[15:33] ---
There you are!
The hot shot of Ryozanpaku!
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Show yourself!
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Don't you touch her!
[15:51] ---
What the hell?
You're the kid from earlier.
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Get out of here before you get hurt!
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Shut up!
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I'm First Disciple of Ryozanpaku,
Kenichi Shirahama!
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If you raise your hand against her,
I'll be the one to fight you!
[16:06] ---
You... You crab head!
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C-Crab?
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Kenichi-san...
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Damn it, both of you!
How dare you insult me?
[16:21] ---
Hey, bring me a bat!
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Y-Yes, sir!
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I've got to psyche myself up!
[16:32] ---
W-Whoa...
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Hah! In our Shiken Odori Style,
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we all forge our entire bodies
to be as hard as steel!
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Ha ha! Are you scared, kid?
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You're going to fight against
the master? Don't make us laugh!
[16:46] ---
Kenichi-san, I can handle it--
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Miu-san, you stay back!
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Huh?
[16:50] ---
I may not look like much,
but I am First Disciple of Ryozanpaku!
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But still!
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Die!
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I can see it!
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That's because I've been
dealing with the masters'
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superhuman-like
speed on a daily basis!
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But!
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Being able to see it and being able
to dodge it are two different things!
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Oh, no! I knew it!
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It's not good! My body can't
keep up with my quick eye!
[17:19] ---
Phew! Oh, boy... Are you done already?
[17:23] ---
It seems like the legendary Ryozanpaku
is not all that it's cooked up to be.
[17:31] ---
Having a weakling like
you as First Disciple
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only tells me how insignificant
your masters are after all.
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Masters...
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Hmph! To hell with the 100th dan
in street fighting!
[17:41] ---
Obviously his nickname was
spread widely with exaggerations.
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If there's no one else for me to fight,
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then I'll go ahead
and take the sign with me.
[17:52] ---
But I've already said I'd take you on!
[17:54] ---
C-Crab head!
[17:56] ---
Hmm?
[17:59] ---
Who said this is over?!
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That's right...
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I am First Disciple of Ryozanpaku!
[18:10] ---
Oh... I'm impressed that you still
managed to get up after taking my kick.
[18:16] ---
Heh, I've got myself
good masters, you know.
[18:19] ---
I have been doing
a lot of defense training!
[18:21] ---
But if you were to take another hit
from me, you would surely die... kid.
[18:27] ---
If you're prepared for that,
then I'll let you strike me first.
[18:32] ---
And you shall die after
realizing how powerless you are!
[18:37] ---
Wh-What?
[18:39] ---
This is interesting!
Go ahead and strike him, kid!
[18:42] ---
Humph! You're too
scared to strike, I bet!
[18:44] ---
His next counterattack
means your death!
[18:49] ---
Kenichi-san...
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This isn't good.
He's completely intimidated by him.
[19:05] ---
But it's not unusual that
some of them can't attack
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because they're afraid
of the counterattack.
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Hmph, you're just a coward after all.
[19:22] ---
What the...
[19:23] ---
He did it!
[19:24] ---
He was able to strike
him in that situation!
[19:43] ---
Master!
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Damn it, you little punk!
[19:48] ---
He struck me the moment
I relaxed my stomach muscles!
[19:52] ---
That's right! No matter how much
you strengthen your body as steel,
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it means nothing if you get
struck when your muscles are relaxed!
[20:02] ---
A man's worth is determined by
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whether you can strike the blow
or not in a life-and-death moment.
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Die, you punk!
[20:19] ---
Hey, hey, what do you think you're
doing to our precious First Disciple?
[20:26] ---
M-Master, that's the guy!
[20:28] ---
The 100th dan in street fighting!
[20:30] ---
It's Shio Sakaki!
[20:32] ---
What is it? You're challenging our dojo?
[20:36] ---
L-Let it go!
[20:38] ---
Kenichi, good work
looking after this place.
[20:41] ---
I was watching you.
That was a pretty good strike!
[20:44] ---
Y-You were hiding
and watching me the whole time?
[20:48] ---
Kenichi-san, get a grip!
You did a good job.
[20:52] ---
Well, let's see...
[20:57] ---
I'd better thank you for taking
good care of my disciple, huh?
[21:01] ---
All of you! Go to sleep!
[21:16] ---
Hey, Kenichi-san! Please let me go!
[21:18] ---
In a split second,
that crab head was...
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Damn!
[21:22] ---
What's the matter?
Is it over already?
[21:26] ---
I had never seen such a ferocious
creature before in my life!
[21:34] ---
Today's dojo challengers
were lamer than ever!
[21:39] ---
Apachai, aren't we
going to play Othello?
[21:41] ---
Apa! I have to take care of
the errand for Sakaki first!
[21:44] ---
We can play after I take all these
people from our dojo to Akisame's clinic.
[21:48] ---
Okay.
[21:50] ---
By the way, why are these
people sleeping? Are they sick?
[21:54] ---
Sakaki nicely put them to sleep,
so they won't wake up so easily.
[21:58] ---
If I take them to Akisame's clinic,
everyone's going to feel much better!
[22:02] ---
It's really cheap, too!
[22:03] ---
Okay! That's good!
[22:09] ---
I'll give you extra sake today!
[22:12] ---
Oh, yeah! Sweet!
[22:16] ---
And you'll get an
extra side dish as well!
[22:19] ---
Hey, good for you, Kenichi!
[22:21] ---
And make sure no one
steals that from you!
[22:31] ---
I never realized that dojo challenges
[22:33] ---
are an important source of
income for Ryozanpaku, too!
[22:40] ---
Hacha mecha shichau
nomo waruku wa nai
[22:40] ---
"Daily Devotion"
[22:42] ---
"Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
"I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
Itsumademo mayowanaide
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"Swish"
[22:52] ---
"She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
"The kitchen knife doesn't
cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
"You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
"Shkeeen!"
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"Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
"Split..."
[23:04] ---
Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
"Is she a master
swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
"Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
"Ready!"
[23:12] ---
"Hmph, you're in for serious water
resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
"Beep!"
[23:15] ---
Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
"Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
"That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
"The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
"Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
"Honoka"
[23:27] ---
"Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
"Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
"Hahaha, what's
going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
"Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:33] ---
"Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
"N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:34] ---
Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
"The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
"Bam!"
[23:45] ---
"That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
Miu-san, I've got big news!
We all are going to the beach!
[24:10] ---
To the beach? Really?
[24:12] ---
Yes! The masters are going to take us!
[24:14] ---
Then I should buy a swimsuit! The one
from the last year has gotten tighter.
[24:19] ---
Huh? It's gotten tighter? You mean,
your boobs and butt have gotten bigger?
[24:24] ---
Oh, thank you, God!
[24:26] ---
Oh no! Kenichi-san,
you're bleeding from the nose!
[24:29] ---
You're losing consciousness, too!
What's going on?
[24:33] ---
I can't wait to go to the beach!
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