E23 - Assault! The Next Door Ryozanpaku!
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:09] ---
Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
Demo nakidashi soude
nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
Tsuranukya iisa
[01:45] ---
I am going to tell
him that for sure today.
[02:01] ---
This is my chance!
[02:02] ---
I know I'm going to get interrupted again
if I wait until after club activities.
[02:08] ---
Izumi-san!
[02:13] ---
Th-Thanks!
[02:14] ---
Be careful.
I'll see you at the club.
[02:17] ---
--Oh, um, Shirahama-kun!
--Huh?
[02:20] ---
Um, well... today...
Uh, do you wanna go home together?
[02:25] ---
I finally said it!
[02:30] ---
Oh, I promised Miu-san
that I'd go shopping
[02:33] ---
with her after club activities today,
[02:36] ---
so I'm sorry.
[02:38] ---
Once again Furinji-san beat me to it...
And I was finally able to say it...
[02:46] ---
If I remember correctly, that is
the gardening club's Yuka Izumi...
[02:50] ---
Could it be that she
has a crush on Kenichi?
[02:58] ---
Thank you for waiting.
[03:00] ---
No problem.
[03:05] ---
What would happen if Yuka Izumi
and Kenichi hook up?
[03:08] ---
Miu-chan would be all alone.
[03:10] ---
That's when I step in so
that Miu-chan and I can...
[03:13] ---
Miu-chan, who's strong
and helpful, is someone,
[03:15] ---
whom I've always wanted to
somehow bring into my group.
[03:17] ---
However, I was never able to
come up with a way to do it...
[03:20] ---
But that's right! I could bring her
into the group with the power of love!
[03:25] ---
I am really a genius!
[03:28] ---
Hmm?
[03:32] ---
Are you troubled
with love, young lady?
[03:35] ---
Y-You alien again!
[03:37] ---
You're such a rude girl, as usual.
[03:40] ---
I was about to help
you out with something.
[03:43] ---
N-No, thanks!
[03:46] ---
It's Kenichi Shirahama you've
been thinking about, isn't it?
[03:49] ---
Th-That's not true at all!
[03:54] ---
Are you sure?
[03:56] ---
He's been living with Miu Furinji,
[03:58] ---
and engaging in fierce
maneuvers with her everyday,
[04:00] ---
by using the training as an excuse!
[04:03] ---
At this rate, most likely...
[04:06] ---
Are you going to run away?!
[04:09] ---
Huh? Now I like that look.
[04:13] ---
Well then, the Great Niijima-sama
will lend you his wisdom.
[04:16] ---
And you're going to capture
his heart for yourself!
[04:22] ---
O-Okay...
[04:24] ---
Now, you need to get closer to him.
[04:28] ---
I shall take you to
his dojo on Sunday.
[04:33] ---
Uh... But if I show up without warning,
[04:36] ---
I might end up bothering
Shirahama-kun...
[04:39] ---
I will not give him
the right to complain!
[04:43] ---
"You will not"?
[04:44] ---
Anyway, be sure to dress up on Sunday.
[04:48] ---
Okay...
[04:48] ---
I can't hear you!
[04:50] ---
Okay!!
[04:55] ---
That was so scary...
[04:59] ---
For some reason,
[05:00] ---
I feel like I've made some crazy promise
with an extremely evil person...
[05:05] ---
But, in fairy tales,
[05:07] ---
you'd usually get approached by gods
who're disguised as toads or monsters...
[05:10] ---
Devil wings!
[05:12] ---
Who knows? He could be
a cupid disguised as a devil.
[05:15] ---
Seven gods, unite!
[05:18] ---
Maybe not...
[05:24] ---
She's late! Izumi is late!
[05:27] ---
I-I'm sorry!
[05:29] ---
You're late!!
[05:31] ---
I'm sorry!!
[05:32] ---
Cripes!
[05:35] ---
What the hell...
[05:37] ---
Couldn't you find an outfit that's
sexier and more appealing to men?
[05:41] ---
Something like this!
[05:41] ---
"Ahaaaan!"
[05:42] ---
"Ni hao!"
[05:42] ---
Or something like that!
[05:44] ---
I don't have an outfit like that!
[05:47] ---
Hold still, okay?
[05:51] ---
Well... I guess that'll do.
[05:54] ---
Uh, okay, Niijima-san!
[05:59] ---
Hey, stop shaking!
Are you a newborn deer or what?
[06:06] ---
Sh-Shirahama-kun?
[06:10] ---
I'm going to be killed!
[06:13] ---
Please let me go, Shigure-san!
[06:16] ---
Not until the training is over.
[06:20] ---
Damn, you always try to run away!
[06:23] ---
I thought you decided to go through
the training for the techniques!
[06:25] ---
I'm not running away!
This is a strategic withdrawal!
[06:31] ---
Sh-Shirahama-kun!
[06:38] ---
What do you want?
[06:40] ---
A woman...
So it wasn't just Furinji-san...
[06:44] ---
What's going on?
[06:46] ---
You have visitors I think.
[06:48] ---
Huh?
[06:49] ---
What's up?
[06:50] ---
Oh, Niijima-san! Come on in!
[06:54] ---
You again, eh?
[06:55] ---
How are you doing?
[06:57] ---
Oh, you're with him, too, Izumi-san!
[06:59] ---
Uh, hello.
[07:06] ---
Shirahama-kun!
[07:07] ---
Huh? You are...
[07:09] ---
Long time no see.
[07:11] ---
Y-You're the guy from that time...
[07:16] ---
I just wanna ask you some questions.
[07:21] ---
Shirahama-kun?
[07:23] ---
You two get out of here.
He'll be fine.
[07:29] ---
So this is where you live?
[07:32] ---
What a coincidence, huh?
[07:33] ---
Sh-Shirahama-kun!
[07:43] ---
H-High school girl!
[07:47] ---
What's wrong with this man?
What's wrong with this man?
[07:49] ---
Apa.
[07:51] ---
Hi, I'm Apachai!
[07:54] ---
Wh-Wh-What kind of place is this?!
[08:00] ---
Shirahama-kun... What in the world
is he doing at a place like this?
[08:04] ---
You'll understand if you watch.
[08:06] ---
Kenichi, it's my turn next.
[08:08] ---
Yes, please!
[08:16] ---
Reo, reo! Hit it harder!
[08:20] ---
Is that a martial art?
[08:22] ---
Yup! This is another side of him.
[08:25] ---
And now...
[08:27] ---
...dodge it!
[08:30] ---
Apa?
[08:34] ---
Aww, damn, not again! Hey, Miu!
[08:40] ---
Coming!
[08:42] ---
There you go!
[08:46] ---
I'm still alive!
[08:49] ---
--How dare you wake him up like that?
--Huh?
[08:52] ---
Huh? Izumi-san?
What are you doing here?
[08:55] ---
I don't care what you do,
but this is just plain cruel!
[09:00] ---
What? Was that an
awful way to wake him up?
[09:03] ---
It wasn't that bad.
[09:05] ---
W-Wait. Maybe a kettle
would've been better?
[09:08] ---
Kenichi should thank
Miu-san for not using boiling water.
[09:15] ---
This is not going so well...
[09:17] ---
--In that case...
--Huh?
[09:18] ---
Why don't you take a break?
[09:21] ---
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
[09:24] ---
Let's have some tea, young lady!
[09:26] ---
Shoo! Shoo!
[09:28] ---
What's wrong with these people?
[09:34] ---
Here you go.
[09:39] ---
What are you scheming this time?
[09:41] ---
"Scheming"? That doesn't sound very nice.
[09:44] ---
Don't even try to hide it!
[09:46] ---
Your club manager sure is cute!
[09:49] ---
Hey! You're making
me jealous, Kenichi!
[09:51] ---
Cute little club manager
and beautiful Miu-san!
[09:53] ---
You've got a flower in each hand!
[09:56] ---
It's not like that at all!
[09:58] ---
I can't believe you're hogging
both of them. That's unforgivable!
[10:00] ---
Like I said, it's not like that!
[10:12] ---
Shigure-san! What are you doing?
[10:17] ---
Nothing.
[10:22] ---
What do I do with her?
[10:24] ---
Furinji-san...
She looks cute without glasses.
[10:28] ---
Is something wrong?
[10:29] ---
Um, what happened to your glasses?
[10:31] ---
Oh, uh, well, I don't wear them at home.
[10:34] ---
Um... When I'm at home
I wear contact lenses.
[10:38] ---
So , Shirahama-kun is
living in this house, right?
[10:43] ---
Yeah. He's staying with us as
he goes through the training.
[10:46] ---
"Training"? Oh, you mean,
the training for fighting?
[10:48] ---
No, it's the training for martial arts.
[10:50] ---
He's learning karate, jujutsu,
Chinese kung fu, Muay Thai and so on...
[10:55] ---
Huh? Aren't they all the same?
[10:57] ---
Oh, I guess girls usually wouldn't
know much about martial arts.
[11:02] ---
Right, I'm not really
interested in stuff like that.
[11:04] ---
You know, girls don't go
around punching and kicking people.
[11:09] ---
Wh-Wh-What is this?
Do they hate each other?
[11:13] ---
Hmph! Let the show begin!
[11:15] ---
So, do you fight also, Furinji-san?
[11:17] ---
No, I don't fight, but I do
practice martial arts a little.
[11:21] ---
Oh, I see. So you do
like punching and kicking!
[11:26] ---
You can protect yourself with
martial arts. It's quite convenient.
[11:30] ---
But you can't really have an engaging
conversation about flowers and plants
[11:33] ---
with Shirahama-kun, can you?
[11:35] ---
But I do get to be Kenichi-san's
sparring partner though.
[11:39] ---
"Sparring partner"? So basically you
play the part of his enemy, correct?
[11:42] ---
But you know, sparring is about learning
[11:45] ---
and understanding each other
and working together.
[11:50] ---
But you guys beat up each other, right?
That sounds uncivilized!
[11:54] ---
I'm scared! I don't
know why, but I'm scared!
[11:59] ---
I-It's not that bad. Right, Kenichi-san?
[12:02] ---
What? Uh... well...
[12:04] ---
But you have more fun when you're
taking care of flowers and trees, right?
[12:08] ---
Huh? Oh, well...
[12:10] ---
Come on, Kenichi.
[12:12] ---
Which one do you
have more fun with?
[12:14] ---
Is it the gardening club or this place?
[12:16] ---
Huh? Where did that
question come from?
[12:22] ---
I-I guess I should
go back to the training.
[12:26] ---
I see! The training, eh?
So that means...
[12:30] ---
Please! Just shut up!
[12:35] ---
What are you guys doing?
[12:38] ---
Good grief!
[12:39] ---
Wow, how scary!
[12:41] ---
Furinji-san, you totally pretend to
be a good girl at school, don't you?
[12:46] ---
Kenichi-san, I think it's best if you
go ahead and go back to your training.
[12:51] ---
Y-Yes.
[12:52] ---
Izumi-san.
[12:53] ---
You're not interested
in martial arts, are you?
[12:55] ---
If that's the case,
[12:56] ---
you might get bored if you stick around
and watch, so maybe you should...
[13:00] ---
No, actually, I am
interested in martial arts!
[13:02] ---
What? But you just said
you're not interested in it!
[13:07] ---
Now that you told me about it,
I kind of want to try it!
[13:11] ---
Oh, is that right?
[13:13] ---
But she was totally disparaging
it until just a minute ago!
[13:16] ---
Maybe I should start coming here, too!
[13:18] ---
Oh, forget it! You probably
wouldn't even last for two seconds!
[13:21] ---
I've decided! Please let
me take a trial course!
[13:25] ---
D-Don't jump the gun, Izumi-san!
[13:26] ---
This place is not the same
as any other ordinary dojos!
[13:30] ---
Fine... I'll let you...
take a trial course!
[13:38] ---
Th-Thank you for letting me.
[13:41] ---
W-Well then, which martial art
should we start with?
[13:45] ---
Aww... I said it in
the heat of the moment,
[13:47] ---
but now I've put
myself in big trouble!
[13:50] ---
Jeez... Things are going
out of control now.
[13:53] ---
I don't care! Let's just
let it take its course!
[13:58] ---
I know that Kenichi just
can't abandon the weak ones.
[14:01] ---
It's guaranteed that
he's going to jump in
[14:02] ---
and try to help Izumi if
he sees her struggling.
[14:04] ---
Then sympathy will
gradually turn into love...
[14:06] ---
They'll become very close quickly!
[14:08] ---
And Miu-chan and I will...
[14:27] ---
W-Well then, which martial
art should we start with?
[14:31] ---
"Which martial art"?
[14:33] ---
But you have to remember
that I'm just a beginner...
[14:35] ---
Let's see...
[14:36] ---
Jujutsu, karate, Chinese kung fu
and Muay Thai... We have everything!
[14:43] ---
Hey, Akisame.
Why don't you teach her?
[14:46] ---
Hmm... Hey, Apachai.
That's the disciple you've always wanted.
[14:53] ---
He's so overwhelmed with joy
that he started digging a hole...
[14:56] ---
Elder, this way.
[14:59] ---
I see everyone's here.
[15:02] ---
Oh, it's the old man!
[15:03] ---
And you were just about to
dig a hole all the way to Brazil.
[15:06] ---
Hey, old man.
We've got a new applicant.
[15:09] ---
Elder, please take care of the rest.
[15:13] ---
Do you want to train, too?
[15:16] ---
N-No, I pass.
[15:18] ---
It's embarrassing that
a high school student
[15:19] ---
doesn't even know how
to use a chain sickle.
[15:25] ---
J-Just count me out!
[15:28] ---
So, young lady,
you want to learn martial arts?
[15:31] ---
Y-Yes!
[15:33] ---
This dojo is a little tough.
I'm going to have you take a trial test.
[15:39] ---
"T-Trial test"?
[15:41] ---
10 push-ups!
[15:44] ---
No way!
[15:44] ---
Grandpa!
[15:46] ---
Elder! Aww!
[15:48] ---
But you can only use your left thumb.
[15:52] ---
That's not fair! There's no way
any human can do that!
[15:56] ---
That's not exactly true. Look.
[16:00] ---
1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
[16:05] ---
You've got to be kidding me!
[16:06] ---
If you can't at least do this,
[16:08] ---
you'll find your life
in danger in this place.
[16:12] ---
Well, I suppose it's too
difficult for a normal person.
[16:16] ---
If you want to, you can use both hands.
[16:18] ---
You're so kind!
[16:20] ---
What?!
[16:21] ---
What are you thinking, Grandpa?
[16:24] ---
Just watch.
[16:26] ---
Here we go.
[16:37] ---
I-I can't push myself up!
[16:41] ---
Wh-What does she
mean "she can't do it"?
[16:44] ---
Th-This is scary!
[16:45] ---
She must be a hard-core nerd
to not be able to do even one.
[16:52] ---
Um...
[16:58] ---
I don't need martial arts.
As long as I have these fast legs.
[17:17] ---
I can't do it!
[17:24] ---
Hey...
[17:26] ---
If you're not fully committed,
I don't think you should join.
[17:31] ---
You might end up dying after all.
[17:40] ---
Wh-What's going on?
Why is that chick following me?
[17:45] ---
Because... you run.
[17:53] ---
Did you see that? That's the
Niijima-style 90-degree cornering!
[18:04] ---
Did I shake her off this time?
[18:10] ---
Huh?
[18:18] ---
Come on, man! What's the matter?
I only used two fingers!
[18:23] ---
D-Damn it...
[18:25] ---
Good. That's the spirit.
[18:30] ---
Not good at all.
[18:35] ---
Here goes!
[18:37] ---
Here's your tea.
[18:39] ---
Thanks.
[18:40] ---
I'm very sorry that you had to
see me being so immature earlier.
[18:45] ---
I'm sorry, too.
I got carried away myself.
[18:54] ---
I think Shirahama-kun is a type
of person who's better suited
[18:58] ---
to watering plants
and flowers and stuff.
[19:00] ---
I know. Everyone says that he has no
talent in martial arts whatsoever, too.
[19:06] ---
Then why is he doing this?
[19:08] ---
Hmm... Maybe he got
sick of running away.
[19:12] ---
What?
[19:13] ---
When he first came here, he was saying
that he'd always have to run away.
[19:23] ---
I can't... That's it.
[19:24] ---
Hmph. That's it for you?
[19:27] ---
Hey! You decide whether you're going
to run away or go on with this!
[19:31] ---
Wh-What did you say? "Run away"?
[19:34] ---
It is in my vocabulary...
but I don't know how to read it!
[19:43] ---
I don't know what you meant by
that, but it was a good answer!
[19:55] ---
Wh-Why is there a
hot spring by the dojo?
[19:59] ---
Am I seeing an illusion or something?
[20:08] ---
C-Crap!
[20:11] ---
I-I'm not going to let this kill me!
[20:17] ---
I'm really sorry for
having interrupted you!
[20:21] ---
Izumi-san...
[20:22] ---
Young lady, you look like
you have learned a thing or two.
[20:25] ---
Huh?
[20:26] ---
Is there something that
you felt within yourself
[20:28] ---
from watching Kenichi-kun train?
[20:31] ---
I...
[20:32] ---
Training isn't just about
strengthening you physically.
[20:37] ---
In fact, the most important thing is...
[20:43] ---
Come and see us again.
You're welcome here any time.
[20:47] ---
Next time I'll give you the trial test.
[20:50] ---
Thank you so much.
[20:52] ---
Shirahama-kun, see you tomorrow.
[20:54] ---
Yeah! See you tomorrow.
[21:01] ---
Boy... I didn't know what
I would do if Izumi-san
[21:03] ---
ended up joining the dojo for real!
[21:05] ---
Oh, really? But I thought you would
be happy if that actually happened.
[21:09] ---
Huh?
[21:10] ---
To me, it seemed that you
were more fired up than usual.
[21:14] ---
N-No, that's not true...
[21:17] ---
Oh, is that so?
[21:19] ---
By the way, Ken-chan, can you
do push-ups with your thumb?
[21:22] ---
Eeek!
[21:24] ---
I would be surprised if he couldn't.
[21:26] ---
You can do it, right, Kenichi?
[21:28] ---
Miu did it like it's nothing.
[21:30] ---
Apa, apa.
[21:31] ---
Th-That's...
[21:33] ---
So, can you?
[21:41] ---
Damn... I thought that the plan
was laid out perfectly,
[21:44] ---
but I guess there were
just too many obstacles.
[21:46] ---
Oh, well, I guess I'll
leave it at that for today.
[21:49] ---
As long as I have Kenichi, I should
be able to carry out my plan anyway.
[21:53] ---
Besides, I got to collect some
information on Kenichi's masters, too.
[21:58] ---
Now that I think about it,
[22:00] ---
I've always run away
from everything myself.
[22:02] ---
All right! From now on I'll stand up
and fight for what I want!
[22:06] ---
There you go!
I'm glad you said that.
[22:08] ---
Because, next time, we're going to go
with the super sexy temptation plan!
[22:11] ---
What?
[22:11] ---
You're going to dress up in
something frilly and see-through!
[22:17] ---
With that, we can easily
make Kenichi fall for it!
[22:20] ---
I don't have an outfit like that!
[22:29] ---
The most important thing, huh?
[22:32] ---
I'm going to strengthen myself
[22:34] ---
and one day become the kind of girl
that's suitable for Shirahama-kun, too!
[22:40] ---
"Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
Hacha mecha shichau
nomo waruku wa nai
[22:42] ---
"Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
"I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
Itsumademo mayowanaide
[22:52] ---
"Swish"
[22:52] ---
"She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
"The kitchen knife doesn't
cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
"You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
"Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
"Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
"Split..."
[23:03] ---
Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
"Is she a master
swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
"Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
"Ready!"
[23:12] ---
"Hmph, you're in for serious water
resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
"Beep!"
[23:15] ---
Kira kira massugu hikaru
afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
"Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
"That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
"The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
"Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
"Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
"Honoka"
[23:27] ---
Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
"Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
"Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:30] ---
"Hahaha, what's
going on, Honoka?"
[23:33] ---
"Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
"N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
"The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
"Bam!"
[23:45] ---
"That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
O Romeo, Romeo!
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
[24:09] ---
Uh, um... Miu-san?
[24:10] ---
Oh, why did we meet?
[24:13] ---
Miu-san! I said Miu-san!
[24:14] ---
Huh? I-I'm sorry!
[24:16] ---
I'm going to be in an upcoming play,
so I've been practicing hard.
[24:20] ---
Oh, is that right?
Sounds like a lot of work.
[24:22] ---
But I've got someone who
has been kindly coaching me.
[24:25] ---
He's gentle, and sincere,
and very dependable.
[24:29] ---
Miu-san! The look on your face!
[24:30] ---
Don't tell me you have
fallen in love with him!
[24:33] ---
No way! Absolutely no!