# E22 - Gather, Young Men! The New Shinpaku Alliance!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKJKG/gather-young-men-the-new-shinpaku-alliance)
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I always found an excuse
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so I didn't have to deal
with what I didn't like
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It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
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No matter what kind of master they are
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they didn't become masters
just in one day
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Embrace the ideal image in the heart
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Without saying meaningless things
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Without looking aside
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But if I feel like bursting
into tears, giving it up
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and losing to my own weakness
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I put myself in a bird cage
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and push it into the valley
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For those who believe in me more
than anyone else and for my belief
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I can be strong
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I just have to stick to it
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Yo, my brother! How's it going?
**[01:43] ---**
Y-You are...
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Your best buddy Niijima-sama
has come to back you up!
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"Shinpaku Federation"
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Niijima!
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I need you to explain
exactly what's going on!
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Huh?
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What the hell is that?!
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"Shinpaku Federation"
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A flag, I guess.
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That's not what I'm asking you!
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Th-Th-This thing! I'm asking you what
the hell this "Shinpaku Federation" is!
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I already explained it
to you before, remember?
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Oh, hey, Niijima!
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What the hell is this
"Shinpaku Federation"?
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Explain that to me!
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"Niijima" "Shirahama"
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What? Can't you tell
just by looking at it?
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You take the first characters of
both "Niijima" and "Shirahama"
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and you get "Shinpaku." Get it?
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Don't give me that!
That's not an explanation!
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Answer seriously!
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I am asking you
what you're plotting!
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It's a stepping stone
to achieve my ambition!
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What?
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Don't you get it?
We're going to rule.
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You and I!
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Listen very carefully! With my brain
and your physical strength,
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we can be the most
powerful group in this town!
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Snap out of it, Niijima!
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You need to wake up
from your ridiculous dream!
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Huh?
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General Niijima, I'm coming in!
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Excuse me!
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Look! General Niijima!
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General!
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General...
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A-Anyway I have nothing
to do with that group!
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What in the world happened to you?
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General!
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But, now that I think about it,
it is true that Niijima saved me...
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Maybe I went a little too far...
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I did try to hold back, but...
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Apa!
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I just can't seem to
control my strength lately.
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Apapapapapa!
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Just like someone I know...
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There he is! Shirahama-kun!
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--We've got a problem!
--Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Izumi-san?
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Shirahama-kun! There's this
huge guy in a karate uniform,
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hanging out in the garden club!
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Maybe the people from the karate club
came back to trash the place again.
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Stop it! Don't touch the flowers!
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No, I'm not going to pick them!
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I was just smelling the flowers.
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Thank goodness!
It's Takeda-san and Ukita-san!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, Ukita wanted to come by
and thank you for the other day.
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Y-You idiot!
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Y-You're the one who told me
that it was only polite to thank him!
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Don't worry about thanking me.
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Anyway, I'm just glad that
your injuries weren't too serious.
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Hmph! I don't need your worries anyway.
I haven't sunk that low yet!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, it's like this!
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Basically I figured that I should
get back into judo again!
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So I joined the club yesterday.
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The judo club here isn't all that,
but now that I've joined them,
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I'll be sure to build
it up to something!
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That's what's going on. Later, dude.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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That was really nothing but a report
on the current situation.
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And that wasn't what you were
going to tell him, right, Ukita-kun?
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I'll be sure to pay you
back for the debt I owe you!
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You better be ready,
because I'll be back!
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Hey, hey! That sure didn't
sound like you were thanking him--
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Shut up, you moron! Bastard!
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Well, you have to excuse
him for being so awkward.
**[05:54] ---**
Sure.
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Why you...
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Damn! That cow tits!
**[06:12] ---**
Kisara-sama sure is
on a rampage, isn't she?
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After all, she did get her butt
kicked by that big-foreheaded girl!
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Th-That's not funny, Koga-san!
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Did you just say something,
you son of a bitch?
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Jeez! I'm sick of all of you!
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This guy just can't
sense the atmosphere...
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Kisara-sama, I have a message
for you from Hermit-sama.
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He said not to get involved with
the Shinpaku Federation for a while.
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What?
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Don't give me that crap!
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I could crush a weak
group like that today!
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An order from the top is absolute.
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Damn...
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I have no idea what the hell
he's thinking about... That Hermit...
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Shiratori.
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Yes, ma'am.
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They wouldn't have a problem with me
having a little conflict with someone
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that I happened to bump
into on the street, would they?
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What?
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Even if that someone happens
to be that cow tits bitch.
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B-But, that's...
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All of you! Go find
that girl right now!
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Y-Yes, ma'am!
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Hurry up!
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But... Considering the
fighting ability of cow tits
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and the fact that Hermit is
sticking his nose into this...
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The Shinpaku Federation may
not be just a small, weak group,
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but rather a very powerful,
small, elite group!
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"Ryozanpaku"
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1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!
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So, you beat them in the end?
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Yup, that's right!
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I tore those delinquent thugs apart
and threw them around all over the place!
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I wiped them out!
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Wiped them out, my ass!
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The one who beat the boss
of the enemy group was Miu.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, yeah, I already know that!
I just wanted to pretend. That's all!
**[08:19] ---**
He's sulking.
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If that friend of yours didn't show up
then, you would've been long gone.
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Ken-chan, don't you
ever overestimate yourself.
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I know! I'm just... I'm just...
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He's broken now.
**[08:33] ---**
Kensei is right, Kenichi-kun.
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You got lucky this time,
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--but that doesn't happen all the time.
--You can have my cracker.
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You must do whatever it takes to master
the techniques as soon as possible.
**[08:45] ---**
Yeah, it always reaches that conclusion.
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You're thinking, "It always
reaches that conclusion"
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right now, aren't you?
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He can read my mind? Scary!
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At any rate, I think that Shinpaku
Federation might be a good thing.
**[09:01] ---**
Huh?
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Think about it.
It can work as a deterrent.
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If we have many people
on our side... Here you go.
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We can't do that.
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Huh?
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If we gather many people
and start acting like we're a big deal,
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we'll be just like them...
just like Ragnarok!
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Is that how it is?
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Well, it's so-called "manly pride."
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Big Brother, you're so cool!
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Of course.
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Well, in any case, you are the one
whom you can truly count on in the end.
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That's right.
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Way back when, I fought against the
Chinese mafia group all on my own, too.
**[09:46] ---**
M-Mafia? Wh-What made you end up in
a situation like that in the first place?
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Ken-chan, there are only
three things you need in a fight.
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Huh?
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What are they?
What are those three things?
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Courage, faith and...
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...your fists!
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You're thinking, "It always reaches
that conclusion," aren't you?
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Yes.
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Man! It sure feels great to be
marching around, looking all tough!
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"Shinpaku Federation"
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What do you think, guys?
**[10:26] ---**
Feel the stares of respect we're
getting from people everywhere?
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It feels awesome!
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Doesn't it? I know it does!
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By the way,
**[10:37] ---**
what happened to the shock troop
commander Shirahama-san?
**[10:40] ---**
Huh? Oh, him! He's in
the middle of secret training.
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But, at any rate,
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I can't believe he managed to force
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that many Ragnarok members
into a corner all by himself!
**[10:49] ---**
Commander Shirahama is truly amazing!
**[10:52] ---**
Of course he is! After all,
I'm the one who trained him!
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Who the hell are you?
**[11:17] ---**
Shinpaku Federation is coming through!
Move out of the way!
**[11:21] ---**
H-Hang on for a second, guys!
**[11:24] ---**
Th-This is bad... That guy is...
**[11:27] ---**
...Ragnarok's Sixth
Greatest Fist... AKA Hermit!
**[11:33] ---**
Are you deaf or what, you punk?
**[11:35] ---**
Hey, don't do that! Kamioka-kun!
**[11:43] ---**
Huh?
**[12:00] ---**
Answer my question. I'll let you
live until you give me the answer.
**[12:24] ---**
Answer my question. I'll let you
live until you give me the answer.
**[12:28] ---**
C-Crap... I can't believe we ran into a
guy like this when Kenichi isn't with us...
**[12:33] ---**
Are you all right, Kamioka?
**[12:36] ---**
Damn it! How dare you
do that to Kamioka?
**[12:39] ---**
General Niijima! Just who is that guy?
**[12:46] ---**
General?
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You idiot! Who the hell
do you think I am?
**[13:06] ---**
I'm the General of the fearsome
Shinpaku Federation, Haruo Niijima!
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All of you, go back to the headquarters!
**[13:13] ---**
B-But!
**[13:14] ---**
Shut up! I can handle a little
fly like that all by myself!
**[13:19] ---**
If you say so,
we'll go and help Kamioka!
**[13:22] ---**
Hey, just don't worry about it!
**[13:24] ---**
I'll take responsibility and
bring Kamioka back with me!
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So hurry up and get out of here!
**[13:30] ---**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[13:40] ---**
Answer my question.
**[13:44] ---**
The man named Kenichi Shirahama...
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Where did he learn martial arts?
**[13:49] ---**
Huh?
**[13:50] ---**
He ambushed us just to
ask a question like that?
**[13:55] ---**
I'll wait for three seconds.
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One...
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Hmm... Do you wanna
know the answer that bad?
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Two...
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Do you really wanna know the answer?
**[14:06] ---**
Three. Answer me!
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The answer is this!
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I don't know! I'm sorry!
**[14:19] ---**
Sir! To tell you the truth,
I'm not all that close to Kenichi.
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It's more like, you know, I'm just
using his name and stuff like that!
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So, please let me go!
Please! I beg of you! Let me go!
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I mean, what you did
earlier was totally brilliant!
**[14:36] ---**
No wonder you're a
higher-up of the Ragnarok!
**[14:37] ---**
You pest!
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Yes, sir! As you say,
I'm nothing but a little pest!
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I hate weaklings...
more than anything!
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Oh, yeah! Now I remember!
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Where is it? Who's training him?
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Let's see...
**[14:55] ---**
If I remember correctly...
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How the hell would I
know that, you asshole?!
**[15:03] ---**
Fujiko-chan!
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What the hell...
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People don't call me
"Haruo the imp" for nothing.
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Even this filthy river
feels like my backyard!
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Oh? I see one of my men ahead!
**[15:22] ---**
My man is now rescued safe and sound!
**[15:24] ---**
That'll show you, Hermit!
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Even the sewer lines
are programmed in my brain!
**[15:33] ---**
General Niijima!
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You're awake now, Kamioka-kun.
**[15:37] ---**
Y-You jumped in the river in
order to rescue a man like me?
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Of course I did.
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Oh, that's right! Where's that guy?
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I kicked his ass with my own hands!
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Th-That's amazing!
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The Shinpaku Federation is really amazing!
I'm so happy I was able to
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--join such a great organization!
--But just like Hermit suggested,
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there's something about
how quickly Kenichi
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has been improving
his martial arts skills.
**[16:02] ---**
It's true that I've been
negligent in my research on that.
**[16:04] ---**
I'm willing to sacrifice my
life for you, General Niijima!
**[16:09] ---**
All right. I guess I'll
investigate that tomorrow.
**[16:15] ---**
Owww...
**[16:17] ---**
I can never get used to
the training at Ryozanpaku...
**[16:20] ---**
At least you don't pass out anymore,
and that's a major improvement.
**[16:27] ---**
I find it very hard to believe...
**[16:31] ---**
It's all right. You are
steadily getting stronger.
**[16:34] ---**
Miu-san! Please say that again!
**[16:39] ---**
When you take your stance,
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you should bring your arms
a little closer to your body.
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I guess you won't say it twice...
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There's no way he'd give me a
straight answer even if I asked him.
**[16:52] ---**
Okay, this is going to be
a secret investigation!
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"Ryozanpaku"
**[16:54] ---**
We're home!
**[16:59] ---**
So, that's the place, eh?
**[17:06] ---**
Th-This place looks kind of serious...
**[17:17] ---**
Not good.... It won't even budge...
**[17:20] ---**
There must be a bar
across it or something.
**[17:24] ---**
I guess this is progress,
in that I at least found the place.
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No, that's not good enough!
**[17:32] ---**
As the general of
the Shinpaku Federation,
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I must get to the bottom of his secret!
**[17:43] ---**
Wh-What an attractive young lady!
**[17:49] ---**
Um, I'm actually
Kenichi-kun's close friend...
**[17:55] ---**
Come in.
**[17:57] ---**
Thanks!
**[18:04] ---**
Why is she carrying a sword?
**[18:06] ---**
Why is she dressed up
like a female ninja?
**[18:08] ---**
My "suspicion radar" is going crazy!
**[18:13] ---**
Huh? Where did she go?
**[18:22] ---**
Hey, Kenichi Shirahama!
**[18:30] ---**
What's this pillar doing here?
**[18:36] ---**
Hi! I'm Apachai!
**[18:41] ---**
Not this way. Go that way.
**[18:45] ---**
Apa...
**[18:49] ---**
Apapapapa...
**[19:16] ---**
Demon!
**[19:17] ---**
Hmm?
**[19:34] ---**
Hmm?
**[19:37] ---**
Monster!
**[19:39] ---**
Hey, now. That's quite insulting.
**[19:47] ---**
Hi! I'm Apachai!
**[20:04] ---**
Oh? Who may you be?
**[20:06] ---**
Huh?
**[20:10] ---**
"Gray-Haired Goblin"
**[20:10] ---**
Gray-Haired Goblin!
**[20:13] ---**
"Upside Down Maiden Goblin"
**[20:13] ---**
Upside Down Maiden Goblin!
**[20:17] ---**
"Runaround Goblin"
**[20:17] ---**
Runaround Goblin!
**[20:20] ---**
"Drink Demon Goblin"
**[20:20] ---**
Drink Demon Goblin!
**[20:23] ---**
"Deity Carving Goblin"
**[20:23] ---**
Deity Carving Goblin!
**[20:26] ---**
"Old Man Goblin"
**[20:26] ---**
Old Man Goblin!
**[20:28] ---**
Daydream Goblins!
**[20:28] ---**
"Daydream Goblins"
**[20:31] ---**
It-It-It-It's a house of goblins!!
**[20:40] ---**
Boy, oh, boy...
**[20:43] ---**
Huh? That sure sounded
like Niijima's voice...
**[20:50] ---**
It looks yummy...
**[20:55] ---**
Niijima!
**[20:56] ---**
Huh?
**[20:57] ---**
I knew it was you! What in
the world are you doing here?
**[21:01] ---**
Kenichi!
**[21:03] ---**
Why didn't you
come out sooner, you jerk?
**[21:05] ---**
Huh? What's going on?
**[21:07] ---**
L-Look! I think this one tastes
better than me! I'm serious!
**[21:10] ---**
Hey, now.
**[21:11] ---**
I swear I'm going to survive!
**[21:16] ---**
I'm sorry. I don't know why but my
very bad friend seems to be in fear,
**[21:20] ---**
so can you guys please go away?
**[21:22] ---**
Oh, so he's Ken-chan's friend?
**[21:25] ---**
Good grief...
**[21:26] ---**
Damn...
**[21:26] ---**
Apa...
**[21:29] ---**
They listened to you?
**[21:30] ---**
Y-You! Don't tell me you've
been having bizarre people
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like them under you!
**[21:35] ---**
"Under me"? No, they're my masters.
**[21:38] ---**
Good job, Kenichi!!
**[21:39] ---**
What?
**[21:40] ---**
Imagine those goblins become your...
or better yet, they become my men...
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Like I said, you've got it wrong.
**[21:47] ---**
Not just this town!
**[21:49] ---**
But I'll be able to take over
the entirety of Japan, no,
**[21:49] ---**
"Shinpaku Federation"
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even the entire world!
**[21:56] ---**
Hello! Are you listening to me?
**[21:59] ---**
We're going to put together a team
of goblins and conquer the world!
**[22:05] ---**
You've got it all wrong!
**[22:08] ---**
"Shinpaku Federation"
**[22:09] ---**
Shinpaku Federation, banzai! Banzai!
**[22:13] ---**
Snap out of it!
**[22:15] ---**
Shinpaku Federation, forever!
**[22:23] ---**
N-Niijima! Are you okay?
**[22:35] ---**
Goblin!
**[22:40] ---**
"Daily Devotion"
**[22:40] ---**
It's not bad to go crazy
**[22:42] ---**
"Flap" "Flap"
**[22:45] ---**
If it’s exciting I have to do it
**[22:45] ---**
"I wonder when Miu actually trains."
**[22:51] ---**
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
**[22:51] ---**
Stop hesitating already
**[22:52] ---**
"Swish"
**[22:52] ---**
"She's training at all times!"
**[22:54] ---**
"The kitchen knife doesn't
cut so well anymore..."
**[22:55] ---**
"You don't know what you're doing."
**[22:58] ---**
Even when my smile
is about to get cloudy
**[22:58] ---**
"Shkeeen!"
**[23:00] ---**
"Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
**[23:03] ---**
"Split..."
**[23:03] ---**
As long as I have faith
**[23:05] ---**
"Is she a master
swordsmith or what?"
**[23:07] ---**
"Swimming club's determination!"
**[23:08] ---**
I can do it
**[23:09] ---**
"Ready!"
**[23:12] ---**
"Hmph, you're in for serious water
resistance with those big boobs!"
**[23:12] ---**
Wow, wow
**[23:15] ---**
"Beep!"
**[23:15] ---**
The overflowing feelings that are
dazzling and shining straight through
**[23:15] ---**
"Whirl Whirl"
**[23:18] ---**
"That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
**[23:21] ---**
"The Titsy"
**[23:22] ---**
will surely change into strong power
**[23:27] ---**
"Fine! Bring it on!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Honoka"
**[23:27] ---**
"Gulp Gulp"
**[23:27] ---**
I don't want to regret it
without even trying it first, so...
**[23:30] ---**
"Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
**[23:30] ---**
"Hahaha, what's
going on, Honoka?"
**[23:30] ---**
"Hog hog chomp chomp"
**[23:33] ---**
"Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
**[23:33] ---**
"N-Nice dropkick..."
**[23:33] ---**
As long as there's tomorrow
I will keep going
**[23:37] ---**
"The Mightiest Tochumaru"
**[23:40] ---**
"Bam!"
**[23:45] ---**
"That wasn't you." "Nah..."
**[24:07] ---**
I wish I could become
closer to Shirahama-kun.
**[24:09] ---**
But what am I supposed to do?
**[24:11] ---**
Young lady over there!
I shall grant your wish!
**[24:15] ---**
It's an alien! Stay away from me!
**[24:18] ---**
What makes you think
you can be so rude to me?
**[24:20] ---**
If you do what I say, it's guaranteed
that Kenichi will be yours!
**[24:24] ---**
Is that true?
**[24:26] ---**
Of course it's true!
Now, come with me!
**[24:29] ---**
We're going to carry out the
"Mission: Steal Kenichi's Heart!!"