E6 - A Day at Ryozanpaku! The Rooftop Dream! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] ---     Nanikashira kojitsuketewa [00:14] ---     Iya na koto sakete ikiteta [00:17] ---     Naiyou nante naiyone [00:27] ---     Dono michi no tatsujin mo [00:32] ---     Ichinichi ja naritatte nai [00:36] ---     Sono risouzou mune ni daki [00:40] ---     Muda guchi kikazu [00:45] ---     Wakime mo furazu [00:48] ---     Demo nakidashi soude     nagedashitaku natte [00:53] ---     Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba [00:58] ---     Sonna jibun torikago ni ire [01:02] ---     Tani e tsukiotose [01:06] ---     Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru [01:11] ---     yatsura no tame shinnen no tame [01:15] ---     Tsuyoku nareru [01:18] ---     Tsuranukya iisa [01:31] ---     F-Finally I get to go on     a date with Miu-san! Hooray! [01:36] ---     But why is Niijima there? [01:38] ---     To make matters worse, the guys     from Ragnarok start attacking me, too! [01:44] ---     Wh-What kind of people are you? [01:45] ---     You used Miu-san as bait     and had those thugs attack me? [01:49] ---     A lion would push his child into a valley     in order to toughen his child up. [01:53] ---     That's also called "tough love." [01:55] ---     I don't need love like that! [01:57] ---     But they already have     their eyes on you. [02:00] ---     Yes. The enemy will keep on     attacking from all directions. [02:03] ---     It's terrible! This is too terrible! [02:06] ---     Ken-chan, you've already decided that     you're not going to run away, haven't you? [02:10] ---     "K-Ken-chan"? [02:12] ---     If that's the case,     you must prepare yourself! [02:25] ---     Why can't I make it go straight? [02:33] ---     Wow, Furinji-san is awesome! [02:47] ---     Miu-san in a school uniform is adorable, [02:50] ---     but Miu-san in a leotard     is pretty hot, too! [02:54] ---     And not only that,     she's got an amazing energy! [02:57] ---     I'd expect nothing less from her! [02:58] ---     Furinji-san is fantastic,     don't you agree, Takashima-senpai? [03:02] ---     Y-Yeah... [03:04] ---     Don't you let it go to your head just     because you're a little cuter than me! [03:07] ---     You're just a freshman transfer student! [03:13] ---     Who did this? [03:14] ---     I accidentally tripped because     someone left a pin at a place like this! [03:19] ---     Oh, no! I kicked it too hard! [03:21] ---     Look out! [03:35] ---     Furinji-san! [03:36] ---     --Are you okay?     --You really are amazing! [03:39] ---     That damn Furinji! [03:45] ---     Miu-san is incredible     no matter what she does... [03:48] ---     They must call a person     like her a genius... [03:53] ---     But on the other hand, look at me... [03:55] ---     This is nothing to brag about,     but I'm a dimwit for sure. [03:59] ---     So why... [04:03] ---     Th-That thrust was unbelievably fast! [04:07] ---     At this rate, without a doubt     I'll completely get beaten by him! [04:15] ---     Well, that's how it is, so, [04:16] ---     starting today I'll be spending the night     at the dojo on Saturdays and Sundays. [04:21] ---     What do you mean,     "Well, that's how it is"? [04:23] ---     I don't know what you're talking about! [04:24] ---     Explain that properly! [04:26] ---     Everyone, please take care. [04:28] ---     No, Big Brother!     I don't want you to go! [04:31] ---     You're going to be beaten horribly     again, aren't you? I just know it! [04:35] ---     Oh, my... [04:37] ---     Except becoming strong as soon     as possible, I don't have... [04:40] ---     ...any other way to live... [04:42] ---     ...according to them. [04:43] ---     So, that's how it is. [04:46] ---     Like I said, I don't     understand that! Hey, wait, Kenichi! [04:49] ---     Big Brother! [04:53] ---     Well, Sister, good-bye for now. [04:59] ---     Saori, did you see Kenichi's eyes? [05:02] ---     See, I told you! [05:03] ---     He must've been brainwashed     by the evil people at the dojo [05:05] ---     called Ryozanpaku or whatever! [05:09] ---     What do we do?     Come on! What do we do? [05:11] ---     Just calm down. [05:14] ---     Dad, look at this! [05:16] ---     Huh? What is that? [05:18] ---     I secretly made a copy of the map of     the dojo Big Brother has been going to! [05:24] ---     Saori, our daughter is very     quick, just like her father! [05:34] ---     Come on, Sebastian! [05:39] ---     Well, I guess I'll go by     the dojo and see what's going on. [05:42] ---     --Dear!     --That's my dad! [05:45] ---     I thought you were     working this weekend! [05:48] ---     Working? What are you mumbling? [05:51] ---     I only practice loyalty for my company     because I must support my family! [05:56] ---     Dad, come on! Let's go! [06:00] ---     You must not confound     means with the end, Saori. [06:06] ---     What? Dad is not coming? [06:08] ---     He said that once he calmed down, [06:10] ---     he realized that he had a very     important meeting that he must attend. [06:14] ---     Take this to the people at the dojo. [06:17] ---     You make sure to be polite to them. [06:20] ---     Mom, do they sell a paralyzing     medicine at the drug store? [06:24] ---     Now, now. Don't be     saying things like that. [06:28] ---     Oh, dear, I wonder whose     character she took after... [06:31] ---     I have a feeling     that it's a good dojo. [06:34] ---     Because otherwise I don't think     he would have lasted this long. [06:38] ---     I think he's been threatened and unable     to quit although he wants to quit. [06:43] ---     That's my take on that! I'll now go     check and see if that's the case! [06:45] ---     Be careful. [06:46] ---     Roger! [06:48] ---     I didn't think I'd last     for three days here, [06:50] ---     but somehow I've managed to endure     the training for a month now! [06:56] ---     Willpower! [06:58] ---     Are you ready? [06:59] ---     Hi, Miu-san! [07:03] ---     Well, it's been rumored that [07:04] ---     I've lasted this long only because     I simply wanted to see her here! [07:08] ---     There are some things I start noticing     as I become more familiar with the dojo. [07:19] ---     These martial arts masters     never go a day without training. [07:28] ---     Huh? Shigure-san,     are you going somewhere? [07:30] ---     It's... a... secret. [07:33] ---     Some people would just disappear one day     and not return for two or three days... [07:40] ---     --You left yourself wide open!     --Oh, Ma-sensei, good morning! [07:45] ---     Well, there are some people I just can't     figure out no matter how observant I am. [07:50] ---     Ma! [07:51] ---     And, out of all the other people, [07:53] ---     it seems like this man has been     the most empathetic so far. [07:57] ---     Well, Kenichi-kun, let's have good,     solid training for the next two days! [08:00] ---     At least, that's what I think... [08:02] ---     Um, Koetsuji-sensei,     what exactly is this? [08:06] ---     This is the stretching machine     that I developed on my own. [08:08] ---     I call it, "Great Leg Splitter"! [08:13] ---     I'd love to teach you     how to fight right away, [08:16] ---     but flexibility is a crucial element, [08:19] ---     along with muscular strength,     to a martial artist. [08:21] ---     Frankly, your body is too stiff. [08:24] ---     There are no real martial artists in this     world who have stiff bodies, after all. [08:29] ---     We'll spend the first day to help     you gain some flexibility quickly. [08:32] ---     Miu, go ahead and push him. [08:34] ---     Sure. [08:35] ---     This is so phony... But I guess     I have to trust this guy for now. [08:39] ---     We'll do it nice and slow, okay? [08:43] ---     I can't take it anymore! [08:45] ---     Oh, if you really can't take it, [08:48] ---     I want you to shout out     the keyword "Gero..." [08:51] ---     The machine is designed in such     a way that you can't get out of it [08:54] ---     until your legs are completely split. [08:56] ---     What? What did you say? [08:57] ---     You said it intentionally in a way     that I wouldn't hear! Uh, hello? [09:02] ---     All right, Miu,     take your time with him. [09:05] ---     Sure! [09:06] ---     It's designed to enable you     to split your legs a full [09:08] ---     180 degrees after 16 hours. [09:12] ---     If it really starts to look really bad,     I'll ease up a little bit for you. [09:16] ---     But it's already... [09:20] ---     There! There! There! [09:22] ---     More! More! [09:25] ---     Trés bien! [09:26] ---     Look at you! You're     actually pretty flexible! [09:30] ---     I completely understand     Ken-chan's mixed feelings about this. [09:34] ---     At this rate you might make it     to 180 degrees before you know it! [09:40] ---     How terrible! [09:41] ---     They're forcing my brother to do     something he doesn't want to do! [09:45] ---     I'm going to complain to them! [09:47] ---     Come on! Just a little more! [09:49] ---     N-No... Don't stop it! [09:53] ---     Wow, pretty good! [09:55] ---     Then let's take it all     the way in one move! [09:59] ---     G-Geronimo!! [10:01] ---     Stop hurting my brother! [10:03] ---     Huh? [10:06] ---     Huh? [10:07] ---     Oh? I-I slipped. [10:12] ---     Did he just shout "Geronimo"?     That was fast. [10:16] ---     And I'm impressed he heard the keyword. [10:18] ---     Wh-Who would've thought that was     actually the keyword? It's a miracle! [10:23] ---     Big Brother! [10:24] ---     Huh? Honoka? [10:27] ---     Wait! Stay away from me!     Don't touch me! Owww!!! [10:30] ---     Koetsuji-san! Kenichi-san's bones! [10:33] ---     Are they dislocated? [10:34] ---     Jeez, I did tell him     to take his time at it... [10:38] ---     There! [10:41] ---     What did you do that for? [10:43] ---     Huh? Is anywhere else still hurting? [10:45] ---     What? [10:47] ---     Huh? [10:48] ---     I'm okay! [10:50] ---     I have a bonesetter's clinic in the back. [10:52] ---     "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic" [10:52] ---     Ma has an acupuncture     and moxibustion clinic. [10:55] ---     Basically, I'm a professional     when it comes to bonesetting. [10:56] ---     "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"     "Acupuncture, Moxibustion,     and Qigong Clinic" [10:58] ---     You can hurt yourself all you want!     Because I can fix you right up! [11:03] ---     He can break me or fix me     as he pleases, huh? [11:07] ---     Just what kind of person     am I dealing with? [11:10] ---     What do you think you're     doing to my brother? [11:13] ---     Oh, we have a guest? [11:15] ---     Sh-She's my sister. [11:17] ---     What? Kenichi-san's?     Wow, she's so cute! [11:25] ---     Oh, my! Her eyes look just like yours! [11:32] ---     Now I know exactly what's going on! [11:33] ---     Honoka, what are you doing here? [11:36] ---     Careful! You stay back! [11:37] ---     Uh, huh? [11:38] ---     I see... I get it! [11:41] ---     She's like a doll! What's your name? [11:45] ---     D-Don't get close!     You stay away from my brother! [11:49] ---     Basically, Big Brother,     you have been... [11:51] ---     ...toyed around by this woman? [11:57] ---     Things are getting complicated... [12:13] ---     Oh, my! She's so cute! [12:17] ---     I can't believe this! [12:19] ---     I thought he was being bullied here, [12:21] ---     but it turns out that he was being     toyed with by a woman like her! [12:24] ---     What's this, little one? [12:26] ---     Apapapa! [12:27] ---     Seems like she's Kenichi-kun's sister. [12:30] ---     Oh, she's a cutie.     Young lady, how old are you? [12:34] ---     I'm surrounded! [12:36] ---     Hey, what's your name? [12:38] ---     Big Brother, you have     to get out of here! [12:40] ---     H-Hey, Honoka! [12:41] ---     Hurry! [12:48] ---     You like big boobs     and big butts that much?! [12:50] ---     I'm disappointed in you, Big Brother! [12:53] ---     I-I don't know what     you're talking about! [12:55] ---     Your brother will stay here     only to get stronger! That's it! [12:58] ---     Wow, this must be what they call     "sibling rivalry"! I'm so envious! [13:04] ---     Hey, Titsy! My mom said "hello"! [13:08] ---     "Titsy"? O-Okay, thanks. [13:12] ---     I'm going home for today!     But don't you think you won! [13:17] ---     I'll be back! [13:20] ---     You're such an embarrassment!     Do not come back ever again! [13:22] ---     Wow, she gave me a gift. [13:26] ---     This is the sponge cake! [13:28] ---     Lucky you. I wish I had     a cute sister like that. [13:33] ---     Don't you have siblings, Miu-san? [13:35] ---     I haven't even met your parents yet. [13:38] ---     Well, my parents     passed away when I was little. [13:42] ---     So my grandfather is     the only family I have now. [13:47] ---     What? [13:48] ---     Oh, I have stuff to do around the house,     so please carry on, everyone. [13:53] ---     --Apapa! Apapa! Apapa...! [13:55] ---     --Huh?     --Apapa! Apapa! Apapa...! [13:58] ---     Ken-chan, you're the worst! [14:00] ---     What? But, because you know,     I didn't know! [14:04] ---     I really didn't know! [14:06] ---     I bet Miu is hurt. [14:08] ---     What? Oh, no! [14:10] ---     Well, don't worry about that. [14:12] ---     That happened before she was     old enough to remember it. [14:17] ---     I'm terrible! What have I done? [14:20] ---     Miu-san... You're always     cheerful, smart and beautiful... [14:26] ---     And not only are you     talented in martial arts [14:28] ---     but you're incredibly     talented in gymnastics. [14:31] ---     Unlike myself, I always thought     that you were truly blessed. [14:37] ---     But the truth is that     you've been forced to [14:41] ---     take care of these annoying men     in an absurd dojo like this! [14:47] ---     You don't even remember the loving     warmth of your own parents... [14:49] ---     All you have is that scary old man! [14:53] ---     "Absurd dojo"? [14:55] ---     "Annoying"? [14:57] ---     Poor Miu... [14:59] ---     Her life up to now     has been rather unusual. [15:03] ---     Until she was old enough     to enter junior high, [15:05] ---     she traveled through the country,     making pilgrimages with Elder. [15:10] ---     "Making pilgrimages"? [15:12] ---     You mean, Miu-san has been doing     martial arts from such a young age? [15:15] ---     That's right. [15:16] ---     Elder probably thought     that spoiling his granddaughter [15:20] ---     because of her parents' absence     wouldn't benefit her interests. [15:24] ---     That's terrible! [15:25] ---     How could I have just dismissed her     with words like "genius" and "talented"? [15:31] ---     I was only thinking about myself! [15:33] ---     I'm going to go     and apologize to her! [15:34] ---     Hold it. You're in     the middle of training, now. [15:37] ---     Oh... But! [15:39] ---     Apachai-kun, I'll leave him to you next. [15:42] ---     All right! It's my turn! [15:49] ---     That's your punishment     for calling us annoying. [15:51] ---     Apapapa! Apapapa! [15:57] ---     I'm back... [15:59] ---     Welcome back, Shigure-don.     You're very early today. [16:04] ---     --Hmm?     --I'm not going to ask you [16:05] ---     what you were doing, but... [16:12] ---     Huh? Is he still alive? [16:15] ---     What? Oh, yeah, he's still alive. [16:18] ---     The way to train a disciple is to keep     him in anguish without killing him. [16:21] ---     I see. [16:24] ---     H-Hey! The lens! [16:29] ---     Apa... [16:32] ---     Hello, Shigure-san! [16:36] ---     So, he's alive. He's alive. [16:39] ---     Yaay! Apachai-san,     I'm like jelly! [16:42] ---     Apa! Kenichi,     you're looking really soft! [16:44] ---     --See? Like jelly!     --Oh, no! That's pretty scary! [16:47] ---     Oh, Shigure. Are you     concerned about Ken-chan? [16:51] ---     Not really. [16:54] ---     I should be grateful to Ken-chan. [16:57] ---     Ever since he's come, everyone seems     to have gradually brightened up. [17:07] ---     M-Miu-san made all of this?     This is incredible! [17:12] ---     Oh, stop it. You won't get     anything extra by flattering me! [17:15] ---     Now, here you go! [17:17] ---     Uh, thank you.     Thanks for the food. [17:19] ---     Apa... That's not fair. [17:21] ---     Huh? Come to think of it,     where's Shigure-san? [17:24] ---     Supposedly Shigure-san     likes to eat alone, [17:27] ---     so she always goes up     into the attic, and... [17:29] ---     Sh-She sure is different, I guess. [17:32] ---     And you're pretty different in     the way you eat, too, Kenichi-san. [17:36] ---     --Huh?     --You're hiding your food. [17:38] ---     This is, uh, you know... [17:39] ---     You see it a lot in     kung fu movies and stuff, right? [17:43] ---     Uh, Master! [17:45] ---     They'd be like, "Eating is also     a part of the training," you know... [17:49] ---     Here at Ryozanpaku, we don't     do such an unseemly thing. [17:53] ---     You're right! [17:55] ---     --Apapapapa!     --That sounds interesting! [17:57] ---     Now you try to take it from me! [17:58] ---     This is part of the training as well! [18:02] ---     Hey, you'd better eat     or there'll be nothing left! [18:04] ---     You've got to cultivate a true hunger! [18:06] ---     Apapapa! [18:09] ---     Now, now, stop it! That's shameful. [18:11] ---     Well, I'll have to help myself as well. [18:13] ---     Grandpa! [18:15] ---     My dinner! [18:21] ---     I hardly ate tonight. [18:23] ---     That was Miu-san's home     cooked meal, too! It's just not fair! [18:27] ---     To hell with "cultivate a true hunger"!     I can't help but to lose my motivation! [18:31] ---     And on top of that, I'm left     to sleep alone in the dojo. [18:35] ---     Well, good night. [18:37] ---     What? We're going to     sleep next to each other? [18:39] ---     Sure, is there a problem with that? [18:42] ---     Not at all! There's no problem there!     I mean, are you serious? [18:49] ---     That's what I was hoping for. [18:51] ---     But I guess that would be     too good to be true. [18:53] ---     Reality is more real     than fiction, after all... Huh? [19:00] ---     M-Miu-san? What does she want?     D-Don't tell me! [19:06] ---     Miu-san? [19:13] ---     Huh? [19:15] ---     Eh? [19:18] ---     Is she making fun of me or what? [19:21] ---     Wh-What the heck is going on? [19:25] ---     Ta-da! [19:26] ---     Koetsuji-san told me to make sure [19:29] ---     I feed you some food,     and not to tell anyone else. [19:31] ---     He said he didn't want it to affect     you in the training tomorrow. [19:34] ---     Wow! Thank you! [19:38] ---     You know, that guy is pretty decent. [19:42] ---     But that goes for everyone else as well. [19:45] ---     It's just that everyone     else is a bit off track [19:48] ---     when it comes to normal behavior. Here. [19:50] ---     Um, I'm really sorry     about earlier, Miu-san. [19:54] ---     Oh, it's nothing you     have to apologize for. [19:56] ---     I was with my grandfather     for a long time, [19:59] ---     but now I have everyone else. [20:01] ---     More importantly, don't you think     the view from here is great? [20:04] ---     Huh? Yeah. [20:07] ---     I feel like I can touch the moon. [20:10] ---     Right? Right? [20:13] ---     This is my favorite place. [20:16] ---     My dream has always been     to bring a friend up here [20:19] ---     and watch the stars together. [20:24] ---     Honoka! Honoka! [20:27] ---     Welcome back, Dad... [20:31] ---     So, how did it go? Did you find out what     has caused my son Kenichi to go astray? [20:36] ---     That Titsy... [20:37] ---     Wh-What? Titter? Tittle? [20:40] ---     Huh? [20:44] ---     Then, I suppose your     dream has come true. [20:48] ---     Yes! And I'm quite happy about that.     And what's your dream, Kenichi-san? [20:53] ---     My dream for the future is to become     a novelist and win the Naoki Prize. [20:58] ---     At least that was the plan. [20:59] ---     Well, I've been slowly     stepping off that path though... [21:03] ---     Oh, I'm sure that's not... [21:05] ---     What about you, Miu-san? Is there     something you want to be in the future? [21:08] ---     What? Th-That's a secret! [21:12] ---     What? No way! Now I have to know!     Why can't you tell me? [21:17] ---     It's a secret! [21:19] ---     That's not fair. [21:20] ---     --I was straight up with...     --My dream for the future is... [21:22] ---     ...to become a beautiful bride. [21:26] ---     The Third Junior High School,     Class 1-4, Miu Furinji. [21:35] ---     That wasn't very nice, Shigure! [21:38] ---     I feel a little better now. [21:40] ---     I thought she was more of an     "out there" kind of person. [21:46] ---     Well, I'll go back in from this side. [21:49] ---     My grandfather will kill you     if he sees us hanging out [21:50] ---     at a place like this     so late at night. [21:53] ---     What? [21:54] ---     And he'll kill only you. [21:57] ---     Um, Kenichi-san... [21:58] ---     Huh? What is it? What is it? [22:00] ---     Is there something important     you want to talk about? [22:03] ---     I hope that we can be friends     for a long, long time. [22:09] ---     A long, long time? [22:10] ---     Yes, a long time. [22:12] ---     Does that mean we'll     just be friends forever? [22:15] ---     We'll always just be friends! [22:18] ---     Is that a roundabout way of     telling me that there's no chance [22:21] ---     for me to become her boyfriend? [22:27] ---     Oh, well. I guess I can     live with that for now. [22:39] ---     Amefuri de kakurete mo [22:48] ---     Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu [22:58] ---     Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni [23:06] ---     Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai [23:18] ---     Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru [23:25] ---     Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo [23:36] ---     Michibata ni saku     na mo naki hana no you ni [23:45] ---     Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa [23:54] ---     Kono ashi de tachiagarou [24:06] ---     The Ragnarok are after me     and I have no talent! [24:10] ---     I'm just like this flower!     I'll never bloom! [24:13] ---     Don't worry about it! [24:14] ---     If you give something particular     to a person, they will surely bloom, [24:16] ---     just as if you give a plant water,     it will surely bloom. [24:18] ---     What is this particular thing? [24:19] ---     That is the brutal, painful     special training, of course! [24:22] ---     What? But if you give a flower     too much water, it'll spoil! [24:25] ---     So maybe I'll be spoiled if     I get too much special training! [24:27] ---     What? I'm already spoiled? [24:29] ---     You may be the master, but there are     things you should and shouldn't ever say! [24:32] ---     Damn! You just watch!