12 - Make Shido Itsuka Swoon
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[00:02] ---
Itsuka, that's impossible!
[00:06] ---
Itsuka, that's impossible!
[00:12] ---
I-Itsuka crossed the finish line
before you pushed...
[00:16] ---
That's so lame.
[00:17] ---
Shido...
[00:19] ---
What's going on?
[00:23] ---
Shido!
[00:28] ---
Spirits. Special designation disaster
beings that exist in a critical space.
[00:32] ---
Approach 1: Annihilate them by military force.
[00:36] ---
Approach 2: Date them and
make them fall in love.
[02:06] ---
"Episode Twelve:
'Make Shido Itsuka Swoon'"
[02:13] ---
My body's... burning....
[02:17] ---
Emergency analysis shows...
[02:19] ---
The path between all you and Shin
has drastically narrowed...
[02:23] ---
...which is hindering
circulation of Spirit powers.
[02:26] ---
Basically, all that Spirit power is
causing Shido's body to overheat.
[02:32] ---
I see... Since it has nowhere to go,
it's giving Shido incredible powers.
[02:38] ---
Yeah, but it's possible he'll go on a rampage
with all eight of our Spirit powers.
[02:44] ---
That would be terrible!
[02:46] ---
What can we do to save Shido?!
[02:49] ---
The answer is simple.
[02:51] ---
Kiss him. That's it.
[02:54] ---
Kiss?
[02:55] ---
All of you kissing Shin will open the path
for Spirit power to flow again.
[03:00] ---
Your time limit is 12 tonight.
[03:03] ---
B-By 12...
[03:05] ---
...we have to kiss Shido...
[03:08] ---
Kissing Shido to save him
is like the icing on the cake.
[03:14] ---
Bad news, Commander!
Shido escaped from the infirmary!
[03:24] ---
Shido Itsuka?!
[03:27] ---
A woman...?
[03:29] ---
It's a woman... Gotta make her fall for me...
[03:33] ---
That's my duty after all.
[03:39] ---
I've missed you so much, Ellen!
[03:45] ---
What in the world happened here?
[03:48] ---
You don't think Shido did this...?
[03:50] ---
Wonder. Such Spirit power...
[03:53] ---
Luckily, we know where he is by the monitor.
[03:56] ---
We'll head straight there.
[03:58] ---
How can you be doing this?!
[04:01] ---
You're inside my Territory!
[04:03] ---
Don't be so hostile, Ellen.
[04:05] ---
I just want us to understand one another.
[04:08] ---
This joke of yours isn't funny.
[04:12] ---
I'm not joking though.
[04:14] ---
Forget Ratatoskr and DEM.
We can still love one another.
[04:18] ---
Ellen, it's you that I--
[04:20] ---
Enough of this!
[04:32] ---
Don't cause me too much trouble now.
[04:36] ---
Bye-bye.
[04:38] ---
My cute Ellen.
[04:41] ---
How humiliating! You'll pay
for this, Shido Itsuka!
[04:46] ---
Ah, my body's light as a feather.
[04:49] ---
I feel great! Everyone's power
is surging inside me!
[04:58] ---
I love you!
[04:59] ---
I want you!
[05:01] ---
I need you!
[05:02] ---
The sky is blue!
[05:04] ---
And my heart is clear and bright!
[05:07] ---
Shido!
[05:09] ---
Hey, Tohka! Kotori! Everyone!
[05:12] ---
Have you all come to see me?
[05:15] ---
Listen up, Shido. We've come to save you.
[05:19] ---
Save me?
[05:21] ---
Yeah? You all want to kiss me?
[05:24] ---
Yes! With an especially passionate smooch!
[05:27] ---
All right.
[05:29] ---
Though, I'll kinda regret losing this power...
[05:32] ---
However, there's a condition!
[05:35] ---
What condition?
[05:36] ---
Listening. Let's hear it then.
[05:38] ---
I made all of you fall for me
in order to seal your powers.
[05:43] ---
This time, you have to make me fall for you.
[05:46] ---
Wha...?
[05:47] ---
Huh?
[05:48] ---
But to be honest, I already
like all of you guys as it is.
[05:52] ---
So to say "Make me fall for you"
is a bit off the mark.
[05:56] ---
Use whatever method you want.
Make my heart skip a beat.
[06:00] ---
Enough that I can't wait to kiss you. Yeah?
[06:05] ---
Make his heart skip a beat?
[06:08] ---
Enough that he'll want to kiss us?
[06:12] ---
So be it. Ratatoskr will go
all-out to make you fall for us.
[06:17] ---
What an honor.
[06:20] ---
Let me know once you're ready.
[06:23] ---
Then let's get started... and begin our date!
[06:29] ---
Our time limit is 12 o'clock.
We have until then to...
[06:34] ---
Shido...
[06:39] ---
Is this the place? Let's see what you've got.
[06:48] ---
Shido!
[06:50] ---
Shido.
[06:51] ---
Darling!
[06:59] ---
You look lovely, everyone.
[07:01] ---
You went out and picked swimsuits
just for me? Thank you.
[07:06] ---
Yeah, of course.
[07:07] ---
Caution. What are you falling for him for?
[07:10] ---
Shido's supposed to do that.
[07:12] ---
Huh? I know that!
[07:14] ---
Ratatoskr presents...
[07:16] ---
The one and only heart-throbbing
Fall in Love Dome!
[07:20] ---
Fall in Love Dome?
[07:22] ---
Allow me to explain the rules!
[07:25] ---
The Spirits will take turns...
[07:27] ---
...trying to make Shido's heart
skip a beat in their own way.
[07:30] ---
We'll be closely monitoring Shido's
excitement level here in the control room!
[07:36] ---
And once it exceeds a certain level...!
[07:40] ---
...you'll hear a fanfare like this
which signals a triumph!
[07:45] ---
Kissing Shido will come after
everyone completes their turn.
[07:50] ---
The time limit is 12 o'clock tonight!
[07:52] ---
Do I make myself clear, everyone?!
[07:55] ---
Let's get one thing straight, Kannazuki.
[07:58] ---
This isn't the time to screw
around with our choices.
[08:01] ---
Of course not, Commander!
[08:03] ---
Your unworthy dog, Kyouhei Kannazuki,
[08:06] ---
will surmount Shido whatever it takes!
[08:09] ---
That wording sorta puts me off...
[08:12] ---
I have something to say.
[08:14] ---
If we're using a beach, why isn't it
nudist like I originally suggested?
[08:20] ---
Eh?
[08:21] ---
Nudist?
[08:22] ---
If our goal is to excite Shido,
it's more effective to catch him off guard.
[08:28] ---
If everyone here was naked, we'd already
be hearing the fanfare by now.
[08:32] ---
Th-That might be true, but there's
certain things we can and can't do!
[08:37] ---
I get what you're saying, Origami,
but that may have the opposite effect.
[08:41] ---
His shock might exceed the excitement.
[08:44] ---
I see. Then I'll strip bit by bit.
[08:47] ---
That's the way to do it!
[08:49] ---
That's not the way, but...
[08:51] ---
The vice commander and Origami
sure make a good combo.
[08:54] ---
Seems like they're always
on the same wavelength.
[08:58] ---
Must be all those hobbies they share.
[09:00] ---
Now then! Let's get this
conquest of Shido underway!
[09:04] ---
Do we have any volunteers?!
[09:09] ---
A true warrior is first to the battle!
[09:11] ---
Shall we get this ball rolling?
[09:13] ---
Pride. Leave this to Kaguya and me.
[09:17] ---
Whoa! The Yamai Sisters are first up to bat!
[09:20] ---
That's the Hurricane Children for you!
Rushing forth like the wind!
[09:27] ---
Two girls at once, huh?
[09:30] ---
Be gentle with me please. Kaguya... Yuzuru...
[09:34] ---
Prepare yourself, Shido.
We'll make you fall for us.
[09:38] ---
For sure. KO in one round.
[09:41] ---
"1: Surround Shido on both sides
and touch him with a squeeze attack.
2: Sneak a vanilla-flavored kiss using an ice cream cone. 3: Ride Shido together like he's a human banana boat."
[09:43] ---
"1: Surround Shido on both sides
and touch him with a squeeze attack.
2: Sneak a vanilla-flavored kiss using an ice cream cone. 3: Ride Shido together like he's a human banana boat."
[09:44] ---
Here we go.
[09:45] ---
"3: Ride Shido together like
he's a human banana boat."
[09:45] ---
Your choices, everyone!
[09:48] ---
Hmm, one or two?
[09:50] ---
Aww! But what about choice three?!
[09:53] ---
Strap a rope around his neck!
[09:55] ---
Hear that, you two?! Go with three
and ride Shido like a human--
[09:58] ---
"Ratatoskr presents"
"Fall in Love"
"Dome event"
[10:00] ---
"Sorry
Please wait"
[10:01] ---
Uh, what are you doing, guys?
[10:03] ---
A coup d'état? Revolution?!
[10:05] ---
The commander gave orders to tie you up
if you started screwing around!
[10:09] ---
Oh, what a commander!
[10:11] ---
In that case, tie me up tighter!
[10:13] ---
What are you doing?!
The left side is way too slack!
[10:16] ---
--What's that idiot doing?
--Hold on! You're doing it wrong!
[10:18] ---
--I guess that means it's number two
and the squeeze attack then.
--Hold on! You're doing it wrong!
[10:19] ---
--I guess that means it's number two
and the squeeze attack then.
--Ah, I can't believe this!
[10:25] ---
What's up, you two?
[10:30] ---
How's that, Shido?
[10:32] ---
Don't our charms make your heart flutter?
[10:35] ---
Agreement. It's no use
trying to lie to yourself.
[10:38] ---
There... There!
[10:41] ---
Hey now, I like it, but you girls should
hold off on this stuff till you're married.
[10:46] ---
Wha...?
[10:47] ---
Shock. Shido's not fazed in the slightest.
[10:50] ---
But thank you anyway.
[10:52] ---
You're both trying so hard for me.
I appreciate the thought.
[10:57] ---
Sh-Shido...
[10:58] ---
Blush. I feel cheated for some reason...
[11:02] ---
No, cheer up a bit.
[11:04] ---
He may look composed, but Shin's
excitement level is climbing.
[11:09] ---
Try out two this time.
[11:12] ---
What gives?
[11:13] ---
You went to get ice cream but
only for yourselves? I'm sad...
[11:18] ---
Heh, a hasty conclusion, Shido!
[11:21] ---
Bestow. One of these is for you.
[11:25] ---
One will be plenty for Kaguya and me.
[11:28] ---
Oh, thanks.
[11:35] ---
Sweetness...
[11:37] ---
I can't hold back...
[11:40] ---
Sorry to disturb you, but...
[11:43] ---
...weren't you supposed to do that
with Shin and not with each other?
[11:48] ---
Eh?
[11:49] ---
Neglect. Now that you mention it...
[11:52] ---
Oh...
[11:54] ---
Huh?
[11:56] ---
Coldness!
[12:04] ---
Hurray! Today's very first fanfare!
[12:07] ---
Yamai Sisters! You made him fall for you!
[12:11] ---
My goodness. You got me good.
[12:15] ---
Eh? Next up is Natsumi?
[12:18] ---
You volunteered all on
your own? Why, thank you.
[12:22] ---
Yeah right. The rest of us drew straws.
[12:24] ---
This condition of yours is absurd...
[12:27] ---
The others might be able to manage,
but to make you fall for me?
[12:31] ---
It's not even possible.
[12:32] ---
That's not true at all.
[12:34] ---
You're plenty cute, Natsumi.
[12:37] ---
I-I can't do it! Hold on a sec!
[12:41] ---
Hmm?
[12:50] ---
Hey, let's do some multiplayer!
[12:53] ---
Okay, sure!
[12:55] ---
Wait, but Natsumi doesn't even own the game.
[12:58] ---
She can play by herself then.
[13:00] ---
You knew I didn't own the game
from the very start, you big jerks!
[13:10] ---
Now I've got him...
[13:12] ---
Natsumi, it's too dangerous
to be using Spirit power right now.
[13:16] ---
Revert back at once.
[13:18] ---
It'll be fine. I'm using a real swimsuit.
[13:21] ---
He'll fall for me quick anyway.
[13:28] ---
Hi, Shido. Sorry to keep you.
[13:32] ---
Natsumi, your body is...
[13:36] ---
Oh, Shido, I know you're
interested in a big girl's body.
[13:42] ---
Huh?
[13:50] ---
Another success!
[13:52] ---
Natsumi's baggy swimsuit for the win!
[13:55] ---
Seriously?
[14:05] ---
Yoshino, your suit...
[14:07] ---
Oh, no worries. Yoshino?
[14:16] ---
Yoshino scores a success!
[14:21] ---
Hey now, this is a whole
different mood than before.
[14:25] ---
Having just the beach is boring, right?
[14:27] ---
But from here on out,
it's adult time. Elegant time.
[14:31] ---
They say boys grow up quickly, don't they?
[14:34] ---
But a lady can change
in the moment you look away.
[14:38] ---
Understand, big brother?
[14:42] ---
That's my commander! Success!
[14:47] ---
Darling?
[14:49] ---
Tonight, I want to...
[14:51] ---
...sing a song just for you.
[14:55] ---
Miku success!
[14:57] ---
Huh? But I haven't even sung yet!
[15:03] ---
Hey. Next up is you, hmm?
[15:05] ---
Shido...
[15:06] ---
No liquor, okay?
[15:08] ---
No problem. It's alcohol-free.
[15:12] ---
Something the matter?
[15:14] ---
I don't know anymore.
[15:16] ---
Know what?
[15:17] ---
Forget it.
[15:19] ---
Cheers.
[15:23] ---
It's alcohol-free all right.
[15:26] ---
What's wrong, Origami?
[15:30] ---
Itsuka...
[15:32] ---
How is it that you're so handsome?
[15:36] ---
Itsuka? Wait... You're the Origami from then?
[15:40] ---
Does it really make a difference?
[15:43] ---
Whenever I think about you,
it makes me all fuzzy inside...
[15:48] ---
And my heart gets all tight...
[15:50] ---
Itsuka, I love... I love you!
[15:55] ---
I love you so much, I don't know what to do!
[15:59] ---
Origami success!
[16:03] ---
That's seven of us clear.
[16:05] ---
Just Tohka now.
[16:07] ---
Something wrong?
[16:08] ---
No, it's just, when I heard
Origami say she loved Shido,
[16:13] ---
I felt my chest squeezing tight right here.
[16:16] ---
Saving Shido should be my priority, but...
[16:20] ---
...I can't stop thinking about this feeling.
[16:23] ---
These silly thoughts get in the way.
[16:26] ---
That's not some silly thought at all.
[16:29] ---
Yeah. It's the most important
feeling you'll need to save Shido.
[16:33] ---
To save Shido?
[16:35] ---
Go on. We're counting on you, Tohka.
[16:38] ---
R-Right!
[16:40] ---
That's weird... Wasn't that
drink earlier alcohol-free?
[16:44] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting, Shido!
[16:47] ---
Tohka? That's impressive...
[16:49] ---
I figured you'd be getting hungry!
[16:52] ---
I brought all the tasty foods
with me! Shall we eat?
[16:56] ---
Y-Yeah. Thank...
[17:00] ---
Shido?!
[17:03] ---
--Shido!
--What? What happened?
[17:06] ---
--Shido!
--Not good. It happened sooner than we thought
[17:09] ---
--You okay, Shido? Get a hold--
[17:11] ---
--Get away... from me... Tohka!
--You okay, Shido? Get a hold--
[17:18] ---
Flashing... Thunder...
[17:21] ---
...Wave!
[17:26] ---
Shido!
[17:28] ---
There's abnormal Spirit waves
pouring out of Shido!
[17:31] ---
His Spirit powers are off the charts!
[17:34] ---
All of his emotion readings
are unreadable! He's on a rampage!
[17:38] ---
Spatial quake alarm, full danger!
[17:40] ---
At this rate, we'll have an even worse
disaster than the one 30 years ago!
[17:45] ---
Kotori, what are you doing?!
We have to stop him!
[17:48] ---
Emergency. It's a race against time!
[17:56] ---
All right... I'll deal with him.
[18:04] ---
In case this ever happened,
and to eliminate Shido when it did
[18:08] ---
is why Ratatoskr made Dainsleif.
[18:11] ---
I'm sorry, big brother...
[18:13] ---
Forgive me for having no way out but this...
[18:18] ---
Origami?
[18:19] ---
You must never use this.
[18:21] ---
We'll all find a way somehow.
[18:23] ---
Origami is right. You're not alone, Kotori.
[18:27] ---
There's Origami and me,
[18:29] ---
Kaguya, Yuzuru, Yoshino,
Miku, and Natsumi, too.
[18:33] ---
If we put our powers together,
I know we can save Shido.
[18:37] ---
Tohka... Origami... Right.
[18:41] ---
If we don't slow Shido down
somehow, we'll never catch up!
[18:44] ---
Is that even possible?
[18:46] ---
What can we do?
[18:57] ---
I can be so whimsical sometimes...
[19:00] ---
What happened? This is our chance!
[19:03] ---
We won't have long to make it count!
[19:06] ---
Relax. It's long enough for the speedy Yamai.
[19:11] ---
Raphael, El Re'em!
[19:13] ---
Response. Raphael, El Nahash!
[19:20] ---
Shido, we'll save you.
[19:22] ---
Grateful. Just like you saved us back then.
[19:37] ---
We'll save you soon, Shido.
[19:43] ---
A-Are you happy now?
[19:45] ---
Aww, you didn't even make it a good one!
[19:50] ---
That's an indirect kiss with Natsumi!
[19:53] ---
What's that?
[19:58] ---
Metatron.
[20:17] ---
--Kotori!
--Big brother, I'm sorry!
[20:25] ---
Shido!
[20:32] ---
Shido! Your final opponent is me!
[20:46] ---
Tohka...
[20:47] ---
We're outta time! Hurry!
[20:54] ---
Her power's gone?!
[21:00] ---
--Tohka!
--Stay back!
[21:02] ---
Don't... interfere!
[21:05] ---
I feel like...
[21:06] ---
...I have to do this on my own!
[21:17] ---
Shido...
[21:18] ---
Have you always been fighting
this pain and fear this whole time?
[21:23] ---
Why didn't you stop moving forward?
[21:26] ---
How were you able to keep reaching out
in order to save all of us?
[21:41] ---
Oh, I see...
[21:44] ---
This must be the feeling
that everyone calls love.
[21:48] ---
But it's different than
my love for the others...
[21:51] ---
It's a love just for Shido.
[21:54] ---
That's why I...
[21:57] ---
Shido...
[23:09] ---
Hey, Tohka. Sure you don't want me to do it?
[23:12] ---
No, I'm good.
[23:14] ---
I'm the only one who didn't
get you to fall for me.
[23:17] ---
So...
[23:19] ---
Tohka...
[23:20] ---
All done, Shido!
[23:22] ---
Tasty?
[23:23] ---
Mmm, it is.
[23:24] ---
Did your heart skip a beat?
[23:26] ---
Yeah, it totally did.
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