1 - April 1x

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    30 Years Earlier
    Near the China-Mongolia border
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    Thirty years ago, the Eurasian continent
    was attacked by a massive "spatial quake."
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    There were 150 million victims
    of this unprecedented event.
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    And now...
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    In a town where everyone's looking down
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    (Dead or Alive)
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    A dry wind blows through
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    Eyes looking for light
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    (Dead or Alive)
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    Reflecting only despair
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    Cries that no one hears
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    Stifling them with that searching hand
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    In a world where everything is broken
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    It's still scary to be touched by kindness
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    Without knowing the reason
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    Are you the one who will fill
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    the space left by the hole in my heart?
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    Please choose, Date A Live
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    My little sister is giving me
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    Episode One: April 1x
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    the worst wake-up call ever.
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    Oh, Kotori, my dear little sister...
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    Oh! What is it, my dear big brother?
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    Get off of me! You're too heavy!
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    You said "Gouf"! Like a ground type!
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    Why are you going back to sleep?
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    Wake up, wake up! Wake up, big brother!
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    Run away, Kotori...
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    Huh?
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    I've contracted the "Ten more minutes of sleep,
    or else my sister goes to Tickle Hell" virus,
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    or the "T-virus" for short.
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    What did you say?
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    Run away, Kotori...
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    While I can still control myself...
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    B-But what'll happen to you, big brother?
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    As long as you're safe, it doesn't
    matter what happens to me.
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    Hurry!
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    But... big brother!
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    Well, that's that.
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    I'm scared... The T-virus... It's scary...
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    Calm down.
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    It's just me.
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    Big brother...
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    Not scary, not scary.
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    I'm Kotori friend.
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    Yeah.
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    A small spatial quake was recorded
    early this morning near Tengu City.
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    There was only slight damage, with no
    casualties among residents in the area.
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    Investigations continue as to
    the cause of the spatial quakes...
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    Again?
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    Sounds like it was nearby.
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    Yeah.
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    Spatial quakes--
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    widespread vibration
    phenomena of unknown causes.
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    Just as the name implies,
    the space itself vibrates.
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    An irrational disaster that thoroughly
    destroys everything around it.
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    After the massive destruction 30 years ago,
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    spatial quakes occurred
    around the world for six months.
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    In Japan, the Great Southern Kantou
    Spatial Quake razed the area near here.
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    Nothing happened for 25 years after that,
    until suddenly, five years ago...
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    Starting with their reappearance
    in the redeveloped Tengu City,
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    the number of spatial quakes began to increase.
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    Their reappearance was also centered on Japan.
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    Don't you think there have been a lot lately?
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    Yeah...
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    Damage Caused by Spatial Quake
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    This is happening a little earlier than planned.
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    Hey, don't eat sweets before a meal!
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    Man...
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    Make sure you eat your breakfast.
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    Okay! I love you, big brother!
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    Do you have any requests for lunch?
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    Opening Ceremonies!
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    Deluxe Kids Plate!
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    That's something from a diner menu.
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    We do not have that at this restaurant.
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    C'mon, please? Please? Pretty please
    with a cherry on top? Please...
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    Big brother?
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    Fine.
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    Deluxe Kids Plate...
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    Eating lunch at a diner...
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    Don't get so excited about a diner.
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    Arai Shopping Arcade
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    I can if I want to. Thanks, big brother!
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    Then I'll wait for you here
    after school, big brother.
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    All right.
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    Make sure you don't break your promise!
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    We'll eat here even if the restaurant
    is taken over by terrorists.
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    If it's been taken over by terrorists,
    we won't be able to eat.
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    Don't worry. Just be careful
    on your way to school.
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    Oh?
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    Isn't that Itsuka?
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    They get along too well.
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    I guess the rumors about
    his sister-complex are true.
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    That's so lame.
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    Don't forget! Make sure you keep your promise!
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    Meet here even if there's a spatial quake!
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    All right, just get to school already.
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    Good morning, Itsuka.
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    Oh, Tonomachi.
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    I'm glad you're looking well at
    the start of this new semester.
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    Well, there are these rumors, too.
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    People say Tonomachi swings both ways...
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    That's so lame.
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    What's wrong?
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    Just now, the "Super Genius" was...
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    That's so lame.
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    What a coincidence, Itsuka.
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    To think that we've been
    put in the same class again.
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    I, Hiroto Tonomachi, feel like this is fate.
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    Really?
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    Oh, sorry, it's my girlfriend.
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    Girlfriend? Since when?
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    Let me introduce you. Here.
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    That's just a dating sim!
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    She's still my girlfriend.
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    Don't be prejudiced!
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    A dating sim is filled with everything you need
    to know about how to act toward women.
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    It's like a textbook for love!
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    Especially this "Fall In Love:
    My Little Seed" app,
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    which lives on your phone--
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    Shido Itsuka.
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    Who, me?
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    Yes.
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    How do you know my name?
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    You don't remember?
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    Hey, who is she?
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    You don't know Origami
    "Super Genius" Tobiichi?
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    Ori... gami... Tobi... ichi...?
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    She's always at the top of her class.
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    She's good at sports, and she's beautiful.
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    She's never dropped out of the top three
    of my "Girls I'd want for a girlfriend" list.
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    I can't believe you don't know
    the most famous person in school.
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    But why does she know who you are?
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    That's what I want to know.
[10:23] ---
    Oh, it's Tammie!
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    Good morning!
[10:28] ---
    My name is Tamae Okamine, and I'll
    be your homeroom teacher this year.
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    Origami Tobiichi.
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    Why does she know who I am?
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    Why is she looking at me?
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    Why? What the heck is going on?
[10:54] ---
    Itsuka, let's go home together.
[10:56] ---
    Sorry, I've already got plans.
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    Oh, a girl?
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    Well, kinda. It's just Kotori.
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    I understand.
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    According to my research, there is no
    girl nice enough to have lunch with you.
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    You didn't need to say it like that.
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    There have been precursory signs
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    of an impending spatial quake in this area.
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    It's a spatial quake alarm!
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    There's one coming?
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    Let's evacuate for now.
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    The shelter near school should be safe.
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    Tobiichi.
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    I repeat. There have been precursory signs...
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    Contriella aura avu yutorimme skalv.
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    Intensitetto folto shigelsa tori conma fein.
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    Monsto matchinihi Princess!
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    She's here.
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    I repeat.
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    Spatial Quake Warning--Official Announcement
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    There have been precursory signs of
    an impending spatial quake in this area.
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    This is not a drill.
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    Please evacuate to the
    nearest shelter immediately.
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    I repeat.
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    There have been precursory signs of
    an impending spatial quake in this area...
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    Calm down!
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    Don't forget your 3 D's!
    Don't push, don't run, don't walk?!
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    You should probably calm down yourself.
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    Y-Y-You're right.
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    I hope Kotori is evacuating safely.
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    I hope she isn't still trying to keep her promise.
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    Meet here even if there's a spatial quake!
[12:16] ---
    I hope she's not waiting in front of the diner.
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    I hope she's gone to a nearby shelter.
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    She's fine; she just doesn't notice her
    phone because of all the commotion.
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    I'm sure that's what it is.
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    Let me check her current location.
    Just in case...
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    Gathering location information...
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    Just in case!
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    Kotori Itsuka At Danny's
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    Hey, Itsuka!
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    Spatial Quake Warning
    Official Announcement
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    I love you, big brother!
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    Why?
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    Thanks, big brother!
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    Why?
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    Why is she staying behind even
    though the city is being destroyed?
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    Kotori... Kotori... Kotori!
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    W-What... was that...?
[13:43] ---
    What is that girl doing?
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    You too?
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    You're here to kill me too?
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    You're here to kill me too, right?
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    If that's the case, then I'll deal with you first.
[14:42] ---
    W-Wait... Wait a minute!
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    That's not why I'm here.
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    What?
[14:47] ---
    I couldn't kill anyone...
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    Besides, what about you?
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    Why won't they realize
    the futility of their attacks?
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    Why does she look...?
[15:29] ---
    Even though she's so strong...
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    Why is her face so sad?
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    Origami... Tobiichi?
[16:14] ---
    Shido... Itsuka...!
[16:17] ---
    W-Why are you wearing those clothes?
[16:56] ---
    Coordinates FJ1820,
    target "Princess" has been Lost.
[17:02] ---
    Area reaction waves below detection threshold.
[17:04] ---
    What?
[17:05] ---
    Lost status confirmed.
[17:06] ---
    Long time no see.
[17:09] ---
    We finally meet again.
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    Who are you?
[17:12] ---
    I'm so happy.
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    But just wait...
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    Just wait a little longer.
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    I won't ever let you go again.
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    I won't ever be wrong again.
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    So...
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    Hm? Looks like you're awake.
[17:37] ---
    W-W-Who are you?
[17:40] ---
    My name is Reine Murasame,
    and I am the Head Analyst.
[17:44] ---
    Relax. I'm not certified, but I
    can perform simple first aid.
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    That doesn't help me relax at all.
[17:54] ---
    Um, where are we?
[17:58] ---
    Fraxinus's sickbay.
[18:00] ---
    You were unconscious,
    so you were moved here.
[18:04] ---
    Fraxi... unconscious?
[18:07] ---
    Oh, right, I was caught up in the fighting...
[18:11] ---
    Kotori! My sister.
    I'm looking for my little sister!
[18:15] ---
    In front of the diner...
    She didn't evacuate, and--
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    Calm down.
[18:20] ---
    She's fine.
[18:21] ---
    Huh? Wha...?
[18:23] ---
    I'm sure there are a lot of things you want
    to know, but I'm not good at explaining.
[18:30] ---
    You should just ask the
    commander for more details.
[18:34] ---
    I've brought him.
[18:36] ---
    Thanks for your hard work.
[18:39] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[18:40] ---
    I'm the vice commander, Kyohei Kannazuki.
[18:44] ---
    Pleased to make your acquaintance.
[18:55] ---
    Kotori?
[18:57] ---
    Thanks for coming.
[18:58] ---
    Welcome to Ratatoskr.
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    Penetration angle, check. ANS set.
[19:13] ---
    Release connection.
[19:19] ---
    Good work, Origami.
[19:21] ---
    Captain Kusabe...
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    You're working yourself too hard.
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    This is the monster called a "Spirit."
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    It was Lost earlier, which means it disappeared.
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    And this is--
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    W-Wait just a minute!
[19:36] ---
    What is it?
[19:38] ---
    The commander is taking the time to
    explain everything to you personally.
[19:41] ---
    You should be sobbing with gratitude.
[19:44] ---
    I'll even let you lick my boots
    right now if you want.
[19:47] ---
    R-Really?
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    Not you!
[19:50] ---
    T-Thank you very much.
[19:53] ---
    Y-You are Kotori, aren't you?
[19:56] ---
    Oh? Have you forgotten your
    little sister's face, Shido?
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    Not "big brother"?
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    I knew you were bad at remembering things,
    but I didn't think it was this bad.
[20:05] ---
    It might be good for you to reserve
    a room at a nursing home soon.
[20:08] ---
    What are you doing?
[20:09] ---
    What is this place? And--
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    Yeah, yeah, I'll explain more later.
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    For now, just remember these three things:
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    One, that girl is a "Spirit."
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    She's not something that belongs in this world,
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    and just appearing here blows up everything
    around her whether she likes it or not.
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    Blows up...?
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    You really are dumb.
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    Basically, the phenomena
    we call "spatial quakes"
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    are caused by the
    appearance of Spirits like her.
[20:40] ---
    That girl... makes those...?
[20:44] ---
    Two, these are AST, the ground
    force's Anti Spirit Team.
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    When Spirits appear, they fly to the
    Spirit's location and take care of it.
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    That is, they kill it!
[20:56] ---
    K-Kill it?
[20:58] ---
    You're here to kill me too?
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    Three, there is a way to deal
    with Spirits without using the AST.
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    This is where your help is needed.
[21:11] ---
    M-My help?
[21:12] ---
    We'll have you start training tomorrow.
[21:15] ---
    I'll leave the details up to
    the person taking care of it.
[21:18] ---
    For now, just go to school as usual and--
[21:20] ---
    W-Wait, what training?
[21:23] ---
    Besides, what can I do, anyway?
[21:28] ---
    No one was asking your opinion on the matter.
[21:30] ---
    Your only option is "Yes."
[21:35] ---
    Even so, what were you doing
    in that place, stupid brother?
[21:38] ---
    Did you want to die?
[21:39] ---
    I... I was looking for you!
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    Because you said, "Meet here
    even if there's a spatial quake"!
[21:45] ---
    I did say that, but I didn't think you
    were dumb enough to take me seriously.
[21:49] ---
    Of course I would!
[21:50] ---
    Your phone's location information
    still showed you at the diner!
[21:54] ---
    My phone?
[21:55] ---
    Oh, yeah, I had it with me, didn't I?
[21:57] ---
    We're directly above the diner here.
[21:59] ---
    Huh?
[22:00] ---
    Disable the filter.
[22:05] ---
    We're 15,000 meters above Tengu City.
[22:09] ---
    We're aboard the airship Fraxinus.
[22:38] ---
    The next day
[22:41] ---
    It's the second day of the new semester,
[22:45] ---
    and this class now has an
    assistant homeroom teacher.
[22:49] ---
    My name is Reine Murasame.
[22:51] ---
    I teach physics.
[22:53] ---
    Nice to meet y...
[23:00] ---
    Physics Preparation Room
[23:01] ---
    Why did you suddenly become my teacher?
[23:04] ---
    What is the meaning of this,
    Head Analyst Murasame?
[23:08] ---
    You can just call me Reine, Shintarou.
[23:10] ---
    My name is Shido.
[23:13] ---
    Is that so? Sorry about that, Shin.
[23:16] ---
    Were you even trying to get my name right?
    No, wait, that's not important.
[23:20] ---
    It's more convenient to stay near
    you as part of the teaching staff.
[23:24] ---
    You should've been able to figure that
    out on your own, you bombardier beetle!
[23:29] ---
    Besides, why are you here with her?
[23:32] ---
    What about school?
[23:33] ---
    I got permission to come here.
[23:34] ---
    For Visitors
[23:38] ---
    Well, are you going to explain
    what I have to do, or what?
[23:43] ---
    You'll see once you start using
    the training software. Reine?
[23:46] ---
    Right.
[23:58] ---
    A dating sim?
[24:00] ---
    This is that game Tonomachi was playing...
[24:02] ---
    No, it's not. Look at it more carefully.
[24:07] ---
    My... Little...
[24:09] ---
    Shido?!
[24:09] ---
    Shido
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    "Special designation disaster beings
    that exist in a critical space.
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    The reasons for their appearance
    and for their existence are unknown.
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    When they appear in our world,
    they cause spatial quakes
[24:30] ---
    and bring great disaster around them.
[24:34] ---
    They can be dealt with through
    annihilation by military force,
[24:41] ---
    but because they have extremely
    advanced combat abilities,
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    it is very difficult to annihilate them."
[24:50] ---
    Morning, big brother. It's Ririko!
[24:51] ---
    Looks like things have gotten pretty bad.
[24:53] ---
    But you'll be okay. I'm sure you can do it!
[24:57] ---
    Hey, Shido, you're trying not
    to hurt or kill the Spirits, right?
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    But if you let them be,
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    there will be spatial quakes,
    and the town will be destroyed.
[25:04] ---
    Then what if you tried talking to the
    Spirits to make them like this world?
[25:09] ---
    That's right. You've heard how everything
    looks beautiful when you're in love, right?
[25:13] ---
    Itsuka, that means...
[25:15] ---
    That means...
[25:16] ---
    That means...
[25:18] ---
    In other words, go on dates...
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    ...and make the Spirits fall for you!
[25:23] ---
    Have fun conversations...
[25:26] ---
    On flirty dates...
[25:28] ---
    And make them fall in love!
[25:29] ---
    That's Shido's...
[25:32] ---
    Itsuka's...
[25:34] ---
    Big brother's...
[25:36] ---
    ...J-O-B!
[25:39] ---
    So work hard on your training!
[25:48] ---
    You...
[25:50] ---
    ...saw me yesterday.
[25:52] ---
    Yeah.
[25:53] ---
    Please don't reveal this to anyone.
[25:55] ---
    It would be better if you forgot
    everything else you saw yesterday, too.
[26:00] ---
    Are you talking about that girl?
[26:05] ---
    Hey, Tobiichi, that girl--
[26:09] ---
    She's a Spirit.
[26:10] ---
    Something that I must defeat.
[26:13] ---
    Are they really that evil?
[26:19] ---
    Five years ago, my parents
    were killed by Spirits.
[26:29] ---
    Kill or kiss before the world ends
[26:35] ---
    Though you don't even know the "L" in love
[26:40] ---
    Oh, why isn't there a tutorial
    before the real thing?
[26:46] ---
    Only my feelings to fly to the front lines
[26:52] ---
    I start panicking when I see how cool you are
[26:57] ---
    At the mercy of the happiness meter
[27:03] ---
    Are you playing with me?
    Am I a toy, or something less?!
[27:13] ---
    It's a long way
[27:14] ---
    The journey to you is never-ending
[27:19] ---
    I can keep running at full speed
[27:25] ---
    Can we meet again? Will you trust me again?
[27:31] ---
    Save the world with counterfeit love
[27:42] ---
    Kill or kiss before the world ends
[27:48] ---
    I'll be happy if you smile for me
[28:09] ---
    Episode Two: Another Close Encounter