6 - Romantic Hot Springs

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[00:39] ---
    This is No. 25. I'm being attacked
    from all sides. Send help immediately!
[00:42] ---
    Medic, medic!
[00:44] ---
    What is this? How did this happen?!
[00:54] ---
    Hot springs. Warm water that wells
    up from the center of the earth.
[00:58] ---
    People have been entranced by them for ages.
[01:00] ---
    They soak their defenseless
    bodies in their waters.
[01:05] ---
    It is hard for anyone to resist their charms.
[01:24] ---
    In a town where everyone's looking down
[01:27] ---
    (Dead or Alive)
[01:29] ---
    A dry wind blows through
[01:35] ---
    Eyes looking for light
[01:38] ---
    (Dead or Alive)
[01:40] ---
    Reflecting only despair
[01:46] ---
    Cries that no one hears
[01:51] ---
    Stifling them with that searching hand
[01:55] ---
    In a world where everything is broken
[01:57] ---
    It's still scary to be touched by kindness
[02:00] ---
    Without knowing the reason
[02:06] ---
    Are you the one who will fill
[02:08] ---
    the space left by the hole in my heart?
[02:14] ---
    Please choose, Date A Live
[02:34] ---
    Hot springs?
[02:34] ---
    Episode Six: Romantic Hot Springs
[02:35] ---
    Yeah, Tohka and the others
    suddenly said they wanted to go.
[02:39] ---
    Well, I guess it's okay. I'll make
    the arrangements immediately.
[02:43] ---
    After all, we want to encourage
    the Spirits to think for themselves.
[02:48] ---
    Besides, we don't want to
    refuse them and make them mad.
[02:52] ---
    Thanks.
[02:53] ---
    So, where are you going?
[02:54] ---
    It looks like we're going to
    Tengu Paradise Hot Springs.
[02:57] ---
    Oh, hot springs?
[02:59] ---
    How about leaving this place to me
    and going with them, Commander?
[03:05] ---
    As if!
[03:06] ---
    What are you saying?
[03:08] ---
    We can't have our commander
    falling over from exhaustion.
[03:11] ---
    You should definitely take a
    break and go to the hot springs.
[03:14] ---
    What are you after?
[03:15] ---
    W-What? I have no intention of increasing
    the number of surveillance cameras...
[03:21] ---
    ...or using them to stare at the
    commander's immature body...
[03:32] ---
    Oh, Commander! Have mercy! Not the
    internment camp! Anywhere but there!
[03:38] ---
    I'm going to give you work
    that only you can do.
[03:40] ---
    When you get to the place where you're going,
    you are to dig a hole for one day.
[03:44] ---
    When you finish, fill the hole and
    dig it again. Do that for one week.
[03:53] ---
    Hot springs with big brother, huh?
[03:56] ---
    Camp Tengu--No entry without permission
[03:56] ---
    We've had word from HQ
[03:58] ---
    that supplementary personnel
    are being deployed from DEM.
[04:03] ---
    I've heard that unlike you all, they are
    extreeemely talented magic users.
[04:08] ---
    Not that I think you will
    lose to civilian transfers.
[04:12] ---
    But maybe they can teach
    you a thing or two, huh?
[04:17] ---
    Roger!
[04:20] ---
    Top Secret
[04:21] ---
    13 Secret Springs Tour
[04:25] ---
    Um, Captain?
[04:27] ---
    What is it?
[04:28] ---
    It's about the company trip this weekend...
[04:30] ---
    Oh, the "13 Secret Springs Tour
[04:34] ---
    with all-you-can-eat delicacies
    from the mountains to the ocean"?
[04:36] ---
    About that...
[04:37] ---
    Yes? Yes?
[04:38] ---
    Because more Spirits have been appearing
    lately, the alert level has increased--
[04:44] ---
    What--did--you--say?
[04:49] ---
    So the trip has been cancelled--
[04:54] ---
    Stupid Spirits!!
[04:54] ---
    Stupid Spirits!!
[04:56] ---
    Please let me finish, Captain.
[05:00] ---
    It can't really take the place of the trip,
[05:02] ---
    but thinking about all the
    work you put in every day,
[05:06] ---
    the troops organized a visit to the Tengu
    Paradise Hot Springs near the edge of town.
[05:11] ---
    We were thinking of it as
    a modest thank-you party.
[05:20] ---
    Whoo!
[05:22] ---
    Good job! I'm going to apply to get you
    a special two-rank promotion for that.
[05:26] ---
    Uh, that's okay... Isn't that for dead people?
[05:32] ---
    Oh, hot springs... nice...
[05:35] ---
    Hot springs are wonderful!
[05:38] ---
    How to take out drinks
[05:41] ---
    Everyone, the Captain says we can go!
[05:45] ---
    Oh! Hot springs!
[05:52] ---
    I am against this.
[05:55] ---
    If you have time to waste on that,
    you should train more.
[05:58] ---
    B-But...
[06:03] ---
    Shido Itsuka
[06:08] ---
    Hello?
[06:09] ---
    Oh, it's me. Can I return the book
    I borrowed from you tomorrow?
[06:14] ---
    That's fine. But why?
[06:17] ---
    Oh--something came up--
[06:19] ---
    Shido, let's hurry and go to
    the Paradise Hot Springs!
[06:22] ---
    Hey, stop pulling me!
[06:22] ---
    Pantaro
[06:24] ---
    S-Sorry, Origami. Talk to you later!
[06:42] ---
    Oh, this is amazing!
[06:45] ---
    Oh, right, it's the first car ride for both of you.
[06:51] ---
    There, there. Be careful not to get carsick.
[06:57] ---
    Oh, Shido, me too!
[06:59] ---
    Wh--? I can't reach that far.
[07:02] ---
    Hmph, why can you do Yoshino but not me?
[07:07] ---
    Well, you're the one that said
    you wanted to sit in the front seat.
[07:10] ---
    But...
[07:12] ---
    Shido, Shido, do me, too!
[07:16] ---
    What? Oh, you're hopeless.
[07:20] ---
    Shido, what's that spinning thing?
[07:23] ---
    Oh, that's for the barbershop.
[07:26] ---
    Really? What about that?
[07:28] ---
    Oh, that's--
[07:30] ---
    Shut up! Shut up!!
[07:49] ---
    Is it really okay to use the
    deployment train for a pleasure trip?
[07:54] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[07:56] ---
    A little makeup
    Hot springs towel
    Alcohol
    Favorite washbasin
[07:57] ---
    We are confirming the operation of the vehicle
[08:00] ---
    and making a periodic check
    of a route not used normally.
[08:03] ---
    We're not doing this for fun.
    Stop messing around and come to order!
[08:06] ---
    She's having fun.
[08:07] ---
    She's messing around.
[08:08] ---
    She's not coming to order.
[08:09] ---
    The captain is right.
[08:11] ---
    Headphones
    Telephoto camera
    Voice recorder
    Tripod
[08:12] ---
    We won't make it to the hot springs
    with superficial readiness.
[08:15] ---
    We have to do it more purposefully.
[08:17] ---
    Hot springs?
[08:18] ---
    Hot springs?
[08:19] ---
    Hot springs?
[08:29] ---
    What was that?
[08:30] ---
    I-I'll check!
[08:33] ---
    What the hell is going on?!
[08:36] ---
    Oh, right...
[08:40] ---
    There has been an emergency shutdown
    because the tunnel caved in.
[08:42] ---
    It is unknown when service will be restored.
[08:46] ---
    It can't be helped. Troops, attention!
[08:48] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:49] ---
    We will march toward our target location.
[08:52] ---
    Forward!
[08:53] ---
    Roger!
[09:02] ---
    Sorry, Shido.
[09:06] ---
    That was pretty amazing, Tohka.
[09:08] ---
    You destroyed the whole car
    just by stomping your--
[09:19] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[09:22] ---
    You're not mad anymore?
[09:32] ---
    I'm not mad.
[09:50] ---
    Yoshino
    Tohka
    Reine
    Shido
[09:52] ---
    Unknowns have appeared
    to the rear of the subjects.
[09:54] ---
    Please confirm.
[09:58] ---
    They have been matched. It's the AST.
[10:01] ---
    The AST? What are they doing here?
[10:03] ---
    Could they be reacting to the Spirits?
[10:06] ---
    It couldn't be. They can't detect spirit waves
    from Tohka and the others right now.
[10:10] ---
    Worry about the reasons later.
[10:12] ---
    Any contact with them now
    could interfere with the plan.
[10:15] ---
    Announce the emergency code.
[10:16] ---
    Out on business
[10:16] ---
    Please wait. The commander is out on business,
[10:19] ---
    and the vice-commander is in the middle
    of his punishment. We can't announce--
[10:22] ---
    According to Article 22, Clause 3,
    in an emergency situation,
[10:26] ---
    it is possible to transfer command.
[10:28] ---
    If at least five main crew members agree,
    it is possible to make the announcement.
[10:33] ---
    Who agrees? Show of hands!
[10:40] ---
    Very well. I, Bad Marriage Kawagoe,
    humbly take on the role of Deputy Commander...
[10:46] ---
    Oh, how sweet that sounds, to be
    deputy for Commander Kotori!
[10:50] ---
    Activate the emergency code!
[10:52] ---
    Form the absolute defense line!
[10:54] ---
    Raise the attack power of the ship
    and block the advance of the AST!
[10:57] ---
    Roger!
[11:01] ---
    Road blocked by a truck!
[11:02] ---
    Collapsed bridge!
[11:04] ---
    Please excuse the mess.
    Thank you for understanding.
[11:05] ---
    Construction Zone
[11:07] ---
    Runaway cows!
[11:10] ---
    That's strange. It's different from the map.
[11:12] ---
    I don't remember this street.
[11:15] ---
    Captain! There's a dead end up ahead.
[11:17] ---
    The right flank is also a dead end.
[11:19] ---
    There is a shopping arcade
    500 m ahead on the left flank.
[11:22] ---
    Behind us, the street has been destroyed.
[11:26] ---
    There's no helping it. Origami?
[11:27] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[11:28] ---
    Perform reconnaissance from above.
[11:29] ---
    Roger.
[11:35] ---
    Checking... There is no
    shopping arcade to the left.
[11:39] ---
    I see a side road 100 m ahead to the right that
    connects to the main road after about 400 m.
[11:45] ---
    Very well. Forward, troops!
[11:47] ---
    Hot Springs Manju
[11:57] ---
    Kotori, what are you doing here?
[12:00] ---
    Oh, if it isn't Kotori!
[12:02] ---
    Is something wrong?
[12:04] ---
    I-I was just observing to make sure that
    Shido was not being too incompetent.
[12:09] ---
    But that's something you
    could do on the ship...
[12:12] ---
    Could it be that you wanted to
    come with us to the hot springs?
[12:14] ---
    O-Of course not!
[12:16] ---
    You don't have to pretend.
[12:18] ---
    Since you're here, let's go together.
[12:20] ---
    Ah, it can't be helped. Just for--
[12:27] ---
    What is it?
[12:28] ---
    Damn! What in the world is going on?!
[12:30] ---
    Sorry, Shido, you should
    go on ahead without me.
[12:33] ---
    W-Will you be okay?
[12:34] ---
    I'll catch up with you later. Just go!
[12:37] ---
    O-Okay...
[12:38] ---
    Man, why did something have to happen now?
[12:42] ---
    This is the tenth time already!
[12:45] ---
    When I looked from above,
    there was definitely a path here.
[12:48] ---
    No reaction from the vibration
    sensor or the infrared sensor.
[12:52] ---
    No reaction from the acoustic sensor, either.
[12:55] ---
    There are no humans within 500 m of here.
[12:58] ---
    The walls around here are
    50 cm thick, including the rebar.
[13:05] ---
    Like that's going to stop me?!
[13:07] ---
    Like that's going to stop me?!
[13:08] ---
    Origami!
[13:09] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[13:13] ---
    Troops, attention!
[13:15] ---
    Right face!
[13:16] ---
    March, march.
[13:25] ---
    C-Captain...
[13:27] ---
    Huh? Origami, did I do something just now?
[13:31] ---
    I didn't see you do anything.
    The wall just exploded on its own.
[13:34] ---
    Oh, such scary things happen sometimes!
[13:37] ---
    Damn it. I see. It looks
    like the AST are meddling.
[13:43] ---
    Switch over to Date Town
    Type 2 in combat mode.
[13:46] ---
    Permission to use whatever
    firearms you think are necessary!
[13:48] ---
    Commander? Why are you in such a place?
[13:50] ---
    I was making a site inspection!
    Don't worry about me, confirm your orders!
[13:54] ---
    Yes, ma'am! Transitioning to Date Town Type 2
    in combat mode and eliminating the AST.
[14:12] ---
    Birdlime?
[14:17] ---
    Ew, what is this?
[14:19] ---
    It's cold...
[14:21] ---
    Be careful, something's up.
[14:23] ---
    Be alert, troops! Hurry!
[14:28] ---
    Takoyaki
[14:36] ---
    Yakitori Gon
[14:41] ---
    The commander is watching.
[14:43] ---
    Do whatever you need to to stop them here!
[14:45] ---
    Yes, sir!
[14:51] ---
    Squeaky Clean Flowers
[14:53] ---
    What's this?
[14:53] ---
    It's probably a mobility inhibition system.
[14:55] ---
    It sprinkles a special liquid on the ground to
    lower its friction coefficient to below 0.01.
[15:00] ---
    This prevents the progression of the target.
[15:02] ---
    Then what about the one over there?
[15:06] ---
    It is probably a kind of hypnotic gas.
[15:08] ---
    It's probably safe to assume that the
    enemy wants to stop us without killing us.
[15:11] ---
    Whoever the enemy is, they're good!
[15:14] ---
    Troops, permission to use
    suppression equipment!
[15:18] ---
    Commence attack immediately!
[15:20] ---
    Fresh Vegetables
[15:55] ---
    Y-Yoshinon...
[16:08] ---
    C-Calm down, Yoshino.
[16:10] ---
    It's no use, Shin. To calm Yoshino down,
    we need to find Yoshinon.
[16:14] ---
    Huh?
[16:19] ---
    All right, I'll save Yoshinon,
    so just wait, Yoshino.
[16:28] ---
    S-Shido, be careful!
[16:31] ---
    Target: City barrier.
    Breaking through with Labyrinth!
[16:33] ---
    The target is rapidly approaching. Be careful!
[16:36] ---
    We cannot stop them using
    the Type 2 combat mode.
[16:39] ---
    What do you want to do, Commander?
[16:42] ---
    The enemy has put up a Territory, right?
[16:44] ---
    Yes, it has been confirmed.
[16:46] ---
    Well then, it won't kill them.
[16:48] ---
    Permission to use Destroy Mode!
[16:51] ---
    Roger!
[16:52] ---
    Date Town, all guns free!
[16:54] ---
    Authorizing use of all weapons!
[16:56] ---
    Do whatever you must to stop the AST!
[16:59] ---
    4th prize
    5th prize
[17:10] ---
    Soba with Shrimp Tempura and Egg
[17:14] ---
    Kitsune Udon
[17:17] ---
    *The staff ate the dishes together afterward.
[17:29] ---
    *The staff ate the dishes together afterward.
[17:34] ---
    I'm covered with sweat!
[17:35] ---
    I was supposed to be at the hot springs by now!
[17:38] ---
    Why did it turn into this instead?!
[17:40] ---
    That's right!
[17:42] ---
    My boss, the Lt. Commander,
    complains every day.
[17:45] ---
    And the troops were saying that we should
    go to the hot springs while we're still young.
[17:49] ---
    Let me go to the freaking hot springs!
[17:58] ---
    You think you can do whatever you want
    just because I don't say anything!
[18:01] ---
    You pieces of junk think
    you can stop us humans?!
[18:04] ---
    You're a bajillion years too early!
[18:10] ---
    Go back to being an elementary
    particle and repent!
[18:16] ---
    Put your all into it, girls!
[18:19] ---
    It's time to do some fun, fun work!
[18:21] ---
    Hurry up and annihilate, obliterate,
    slaughter, eradicate, eliminate, kill,
[18:24] ---
    and on top of that, utterly destroy
    those pieces of trash!
[18:28] ---
    If anyone has ammunition left after this,
    all of those bullets will be shoved up your ass!
[18:33] ---
    Hey, everyone, having fun?
    Huh? Say you're having fun!
[18:37] ---
    W-What is all this?
[18:39] ---
    There aren't any Spirits. Why is all this--?
[18:42] ---
    Always, always trying to pick a fight, you swine!
[18:46] ---
    You think it's cowardly to do all this
    against a Spirit? Then why don't you try it?!
[18:50] ---
    If you're lucky, you might even be
    left with a bone or two in your body!
[18:52] ---
    Don't think you'll stay young forever!
[18:55] ---
    I'm trying really hard over here to keep my
    skin young despite stress and lack of sleep!
[18:59] ---
    Don't underestimate the peak of womanhood!
[19:01] ---
    I'm only 27! Don't say I'm almost 30!
[19:04] ---
    At least try to understand a girl's age...!
[19:05] ---
    What is up with this voice? It's kind of scary...
[19:08] ---
    This is Hermit's--!
[19:10] ---
    Disarm the Territory, or you'll freeze!
[19:12] ---
    R-Roger.
[19:18] ---
    Are you okay?
[19:19] ---
    Get a hold of yourself. They're just scratches.
[19:28] ---
    There it is! Yoshinon...
[19:37] ---
    Yoshinon
    Shido
[19:39] ---
    S-Stop! Stop the attack!
[19:44] ---
    S-Shido!
[19:55] ---
    Radio interference! Analyzing
    ground zero. Here's the video.
[20:12] ---
    Are you okay, Shido?
[20:16] ---
    T-Tohka...
[20:20] ---
    That is--
[20:21] ---
    Could it be Princess?
[20:22] ---
    Captain, Princess has appeared.
[20:24] ---
    Your orders?
[20:26] ---
    It's no use. We can't receive her orders.
[20:28] ---
    I'll do it.
[20:30] ---
    But with your attack power right now...
[20:32] ---
    It doesn't matter. This is an opportunity.
[20:38] ---
    We're saved...
[20:40] ---
    But why did Princess suddenly...?
[20:42] ---
    Could it be that everything that happened
    today was because of the Spirits?
[20:45] ---
    They can even do this?
    We can't let our guard down.
[20:51] ---
    I feel so much better!
[20:55] ---
    Scary... The captain's so scary...
[20:59] ---
    Ah, we finally made it.
[21:02] ---
    We've really been through a lot...
[21:13] ---
    It's been a long journey, hasn't it?
[21:15] ---
    Don't hold back.
[21:17] ---
    Left face. Charge!
[21:24] ---
    Where's Shido?
[21:31] ---
    Looks like we won't be able to
    enjoy the hot springs like this.
[21:36] ---
    Commander, my report.
[21:38] ---
    Kannazuki? What do you want?
[21:40] ---
    Ma'am, when I was digging
    the hole as ordered...
[21:45] ---
    Kannazuki dug up a hot spring! Gained 100 XP!
[21:45] ---
    Behold! A hot spring appeared!
[21:47] ---
    Kannazuki Hot Springs
    Mixed Baths
[21:49] ---
    How is it? Does it feel good?
[21:50] ---
    Is it making you less tired?
[21:52] ---
    It's supposed to be good
    for sore muscles, too...
[21:54] ---
    Are you okay?
[21:56] ---
    It was my fault that you
    had to go through all that.
[22:00] ---
    Could it be that you guys
    were doing this for me--?
[22:02] ---
    Well, at least relieve your fatigue for now,
[22:04] ---
    because I need you to work more later.
[22:07] ---
    Right.
[22:09] ---
    The water's nice.
[22:14] ---
    Kill or kiss before the world ends
[22:22] ---
    Though you don't even know the "L" in love
[22:28] ---
    Oh, why isn't there a tutorial
    before the real thing?
[22:34] ---
    Only my feelings to fly to the front lines
[22:40] ---
    I start panicking when I see how cool you are
[22:44] ---
    At the mercy of the happiness meter
[22:51] ---
    Are you playing with me?
    Am I a toy, or something less?!
[23:00] ---
    It's a long way
[23:01] ---
    The journey to you is never-ending
[23:07] ---
    I can keep running at full speed
[23:13] ---
    Medically beneficial for: Poor circulation...
[23:13] ---
    Can we meet again? Will you trust me again?
[23:18] ---
    Save the world with counterfeit love
[23:30] ---
    Kill or kiss before the world ends
[23:36] ---
    I'll be happy if you smile for me
[23:59] ---
    Kurumi Tokisaki
[24:07] ---
    Episode Seven: Visitors