1 - The Seventh Spirit

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    Thirty years ago,
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    an unprecedented disaster called
    a "spatial quake" assaulted our world.
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    Brought about unintentionally,
    or perhaps done on purpose,
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    the female life-forms which
    caused them were called "Spirits."
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    And their very existence was
    kept secret from the public.
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    And now...
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    ...I, Shido Itsuka...
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    Go on and taste it, Shido!
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    No need to hold back! Eat, eat!
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    "Episode One:
    'The Seventh Spirit'"
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    Um... This is...?
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    Foolish. It's stew.
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    We wanted to make some food
    for Shido, so we all put it together.
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    Well, I appreciate the thought, but...
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    What the heck's in here
    to give it that color?
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    We went all out this time.
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    Everyone tossed in the food they love best.
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    I-Isn't that wonderful, Shido?
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    For them to make you something so yummy...
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    Come on! Eat while it's hot!
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    You contribute, too, Kotori!
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    Make an offering to complete this banquet!
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    Eh?
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    Uh...
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    Ooh! Kotori put in something, too!
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    It's looking better and better!
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    Huh, what?
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    How is it, Shido?!
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    Surprisingly good!
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    Yay!
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    --We did it!
    --I'm happy...
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    Thanks, everyone!
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    I knew Yuzuru's fried chicken
    would bring the taste together.
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    Negative. It was Kaguya's pork cutlet.
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    That's what makes it so savory.
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    Huh?! No, it was yours...
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    Insist. It was Kaguya's.
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    You two never change...
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    Let's just call it a miracle collaboration
    that took everyone's help!
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    They said on TV that stew is good
    no matter what you put in, and it's true!
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    Must be, for something
    of this color to be edible...
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    It's a shame that Miku
    couldn't be here to join us.
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    Can't be helped with her work.
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    Darling!
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    Did you call me?!
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    Huh?!
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    Hi!
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    I heard all of your lonely calls!
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    So the Spirit idol, Miku Izayoi,
    has made her appearance at last!
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    --Miku?!
    --Huh?
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    Then you singing is...
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    A recording that looks like it's live!
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    Anyways, what are all of you doing?
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    Are you having a party,
    all together like this?
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    Oh! Speaking of which, I'm pretty
    sure it's my birthday today!
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    All I want for a present
    is a hot kiss from everyone!
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    Huh? Wh-What are you doing?!
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    Defense. Kaguya Barrier.
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    W-Wait!
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    Stop it, Miku! Get back in the TV at once!
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    --Yuzuru!
    --Come on, don't be shy!
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    --That's enough, Miku!
    --I need you for Kaguya Barrier.
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    --Let me go!
    --I said stop!
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    Cut it out!
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    Oof.
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    I see!
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    So that's why you're all having stew!
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    Anyways, it's good to have you here.
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    It's hot, so be extra careful.
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    Oh, my, what a peculiar color.
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    Here goes nothing!
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    H-Hot!
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    Are you okay?! That's why I warned you...
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    Darling... I seem to have
    burned my poor lips.
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    Unless you kiss them, they'll never heal...
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    What are you on about, Miku?!
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    That's not how burns work!
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    Pain.
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    Shido, I have also burnt my lips.
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    Need urgent care.
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    Hey, no fair!
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    Ouch!
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    Hey, Shido. Don't forget Yoshino!
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    Shido!
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    I accidentally burnt my lips as well!
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    You guys...
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    Big brother...
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    I think I did, too...
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    White ribbon out of nowhere!
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    Eek! Is everyone all right?!
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    Don't worry, I'll make you
    all feel better right away!
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    Hey!
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    O-Origami?!
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    I made stew, too.
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    You did?
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    Th-Thank you.
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    It's turtle, scorpion, and seal body parts...
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    ...boiled in energy drink.
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    Please tell me your thoughts
    the next time we meet.
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    That's right.
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    Though ripe with trouble,
    the passing days were fulfilling...
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    Shido.
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    Now then.
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    Let's begin our date.
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    You all set, Shido?
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    Yeah. Whenever you're ready.
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    How do I put it...
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    So eerie.
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    This park has been abandoned
    since the Great Spatial Quake.
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    It's far enough from redevelopment
    that it's still untouched to this day.
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    Then it's as it was 30 years ago...
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    The Spirit moved from the spatial quake's
    origin to that area somewhere.
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    Make contact before the AST shows up.
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    Roger that.
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    --What the heck?!
    --What is it?
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    This can't be what it was like...
    There's just no way...
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    It's faint, but we're detecting
    spirit waves nearby.
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    What you're seeing was
    manifested by a Spirit's powers.
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    You hearing that, Shido?
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    The Spirit we're after is close by.
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    Oh?
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    How rare a sight.
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    Usually when I get pulled here,
    I never meet anyone but the AST.
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    There's nothing to be afraid of.
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    I'm not going to eat you or anything.
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    U-Um, I'm...
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    Eh? You're actually kinda cute.
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    Why are you in a place like this?
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    Aren't there alarms to take
    shelter when a Spirit appears?
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    Th-That's...
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    Shido, our choices!
SIGN    "1. For one reason only. To meet you. 2. I-I don't know. I escaped late and ended up here... 3. Since you're here, can I fondle your boobs?"
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    Make your choice, everyone!
SIGN    "1. For one reason only. To meet you. 2. I-I don't know. I escaped late and ended up here... 3. Since you're here, can I fondle your boobs?"
[08:18] ---
    Well, this one was straightforward.
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    It's gotta be one!
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    Without knowing her temperament,
    it's best to act normal.
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    Wrong! We should go with choice two!
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    This Spirit is a big sister type.
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    It might be surprising, but Shido
    can tickle maternal instincts!
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    Mmm, mmm!
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    That has some truth to it.
    Though, I'm shocked...
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    Not a single person chose three?
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    Figured Kannazuki at least
    would pick that as a joke.
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    Budding breasts are supreme!
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    Such floppy boobs like
    that don't interest me!
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    If it was to lick the back of her knee,
    I'd have second thoughts, but...
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    Oh?
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    No!
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    Thank you very yes!
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    Shido, number two.
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    Say it with puppy eyes as best as you can.
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    Eh?
[09:03] ---
    What's the matter?
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    U-Um, I...
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    I don't know...
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    I escaped late and ended up here...
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    Hmm?
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    Is that so?
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    What's your name?
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    Shido Itsuka.
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    Shido then.
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    Such a cute name.
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    I'm Natsumi.
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    Though I guess some of you
    folks are calling me Witch.
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    Ms. Natsumi?
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    That sounds so stiff.
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    Natsumi is fine.
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    Hey, Shido...
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    Big Sis here wants to ask
    you a little something.
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    May I?
[09:42] ---
    S-Sure, go ahead.
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    Do you... think that I'm pretty?
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    Eh?
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    Y-Yeah...
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    I think you're very pretty.
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    I knew it! What specifically?
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    Shido, what part of Big Sis
    do you think is pretty?
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    Um, that's...
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    Your almond eyes...
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    How your nose is so straight...
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    Your feminine style...
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    What else? What else?!
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    And... your hair... is so silky.
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    Yes!
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    Shido, you're right on the money!
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    Right...
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    I knew it...
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    This me... is pretty...
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    Shido!
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    It's the AST!
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    Oh?
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    It's okay.
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    Let's get to work, Haniel!
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    That's...
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    Take this!
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    Huh?!
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    What happened?!
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    Come, Shido.
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    Let's escape while we can.
[11:27] ---
    You'll give Big Sis a lot
    more compliments, won't you?
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    Uh, yeah...
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    I don't mind doing that, but...
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    Ah...
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    Achoo!
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    The surveillance camera is inoperable!
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    We'll restore it briefly!
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    Didn't see that coming.
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    You okay, Natsumi?
[11:55] ---
    Shido, it's an emergency!
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    Natsumi's happiness meter is plummeting!
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    You saw, right?
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    Eh?
[12:05] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[12:06] ---
    You saw my...
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    Unforgivable...
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    You won't get away with it.
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    Shido Itsuka!
[12:15] ---
    Your life... It's about to be over for good!
[12:30] ---
    Why did she just vanish like that?
[12:46] ---
    Hmm?
[12:53] ---
    It's already lunch break?
[12:55] ---
    Those strategy meetings for dealing
    with Natsumi went all night...
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    Hmm?
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    Wh-What?
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    How dare you show your face, Shido Itsuka!
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    Don't you know what you've done?!
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    That's so lame.
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    What gives? What is this about?
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    You have some nerve to play dumb!
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    Making lewd passes at innocent Ai!
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    Embarrassing the hell out of Mai and Mii!
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    And not just that! Even Tohka was
    a victim of your heinous crimes!
[13:29] ---
    That's so lame!
[13:31] ---
    H-Hold on a second!
[13:33] ---
    I was busy with stuff
    and just got to school!
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    You should know when to fess up!
[13:38] ---
    Shido... What's done is done.
[13:41] ---
    But you shouldn't pretend it didn't happen!
[13:44] ---
    N-Next time, give me a heads up.
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    That way, I can prepare my heart first.
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    No, I'm telling you I didn't...
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    Origami?!
[13:54] ---
    Don't tell me I did something to you, too!
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    Nothing...
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    I see...
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    Wh-What do you think you're
    doing, Origami Tobiichi?!
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    Origami...?
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    But you just said I didn't do anything!
[14:14] ---
    Right.
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    So I'll have you do it now.
[14:17] ---
    Eh?!
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    Yes... Do everything you did to me, too.
[14:22] ---
    Push me against the wall...
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    Lift up my chin...
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    Whisper sweet words into my ear...
[14:28] ---
    Gently peeling up my skirt...
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    We exchange a deep, romantic kiss...
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    You pull off my clothes,
    steal my innocence as a woman...
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    And leave your everlasting mark...
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    ...imbued within my body.
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    Wait up! He hasn't done
    that to anybody yet!
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    Do it, Shido.
[14:47] ---
    Do it.
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    Now listen here...
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    There you are, Shido!
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    If there's one thing you are,
    it's ballsy to stick around!
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    Warning. You'll pay for what you've done.
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    Kaguya! Yuzuru!
[15:00] ---
    Don't tell me you think I
    did something to you, too?!
[15:03] ---
    Feigning ignorance?!
[15:04] ---
    You better give back the
    panties you stole from me!
[15:08] ---
    Grudge.
[15:09] ---
    Who else threw water on me saying
    "I have a wet shirt fetish"?
[15:13] ---
    Huh?! I would never do that!
[15:15] ---
    To think he has no bounds...
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    This goes way beyond horsing around!
[15:20] ---
    That's so lame.
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    In any case, we won't stand for this!
[15:24] ---
    It's a crime to defy us Yamai!
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    And you'll have to pay for it!
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    More specifically, I'll
    strip off your undies.
[15:32] ---
    Response.
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    Additionally, I shall use this
    spray bottle to soak your entire body.
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    No... I didn't do anything!
[15:41] ---
    Itsuka...
[15:42] ---
    I can't become a bride anymore!
[15:44] ---
    You have to take responsibility!
[15:47] ---
    Even Ms. Tammie?!
[15:49] ---
    Itsuka...
[15:50] ---
    About earlier... Were you actually serious?
[15:53] ---
    I... dunno what to say.
[15:55] ---
    You... gotta be kidding me!
[15:58] ---
    He escaped!
[15:59] ---
    Don't let 'em live!
[16:00] ---
    That's so lame!
[16:06] ---
    What in the world is happening?!
[16:15] ---
    W-Wait!
[16:28] ---
    Yo.
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    That was quick.
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    Who... are you?!
[16:35] ---
    I was having all sorts of fun
    while you were away.
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    You... What are you?!
[16:41] ---
    What are you after by impersonating me?!
[16:47] ---
    Is it funny?!
[16:48] ---
    It is, in fact.
[16:50] ---
    After all...
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    Dumb Shido still hasn't realized it.
[16:56] ---
    That voice... Natsumi?!
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    Ding ding! That's right!
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    Surely you know why I've
    impersonated you by now.
[17:06] ---
    Don't tell me...
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    Shido Itsuka!
[17:09] ---
    Your life... It's about to be over for good!
[17:14] ---
    Did you do all those crazy things
    so I couldn't live here anymore?
[17:19] ---
    Pitiful. Twenty points.
[17:21] ---
    Then why?
[17:24] ---
    Shido...
[17:26] ---
    Don't you think it's strange
    to have two of the same person?
[17:30] ---
    Unless there's just one of us,
    everyone will be so confused.
[17:34] ---
    Eh?
[17:35] ---
    From now on, I'll take over as Shido.
[17:39] ---
    I have quite the observant eye.
[17:42] ---
    I won't goof around like I did before.
[17:45] ---
    Even if you're gone,
    no one will suspect a thing.
[17:49] ---
    Natsumi, you're...
[17:54] ---
    Oof! You go look somewhere else!
[17:57] ---
    I'll be the one to find Shido!
[18:00] ---
    That's my line!
[18:01] ---
    I can't leave him up to you.
[18:04] ---
    Huh?
[18:05] ---
    There's two Shidos?
[18:07] ---
    What's this?
[18:08] ---
    Tohka, Origami! Listen!
[18:10] ---
    --This guy--
    --This guy is an imposter!
[18:12] ---
    He's the fake who's been
    harassing everybody!
[18:17] ---
    Don't be fooled! I'm the real one!
[18:19] ---
    You're full of it! I'm the real one!
[18:23] ---
    In other words, we have
    to pick out the imposter?
[18:27] ---
    A baffling situation...
[18:29] ---
    But, if I had to say...
[18:32] ---
    You're the imposter!
[18:35] ---
    What are you talking about, you two?!
[18:37] ---
    I'm the real--
[18:38] ---
    You are not Shido!
[18:40] ---
    Sure, you look like Shido,
    but he has a different smell!
[18:44] ---
    If you were all alone,
    I may have been deceived.
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    But, standing next to the
    real Shido, it's a different story.
[18:50] ---
    "Shido A"
    "Shido B"
[18:52] ---
    Compared to the real Shido,
    you blink 50 milliseconds faster.
[18:56] ---
    And your center of gravity
    is angled 0.2 degrees left.
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    There's no mistaking it!
[19:02] ---
    What's wrong with these girls?
[19:04] ---
    They're messed up!
[19:05] ---
    Well, I can't deny it...
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    Unbelievable!
[19:11] ---
    Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
[19:15] ---
    Unbelievable!
[19:20] ---
    You're...!
[19:21] ---
    Unforgivable!
[19:23] ---
    Not only was my secret seen...
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    My flawless disguise was
    seen right through!
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    Never! I'll never acknowledge it!
[19:32] ---
    You're not off the hook just yet!
[19:37] ---
    H-Hey!
[19:43] ---
    Shido...
[19:44] ---
    Who in the world was that?
[19:46] ---
    What's your relationship with her?
[19:49] ---
    No, that's... Um...
[20:00] ---
    It's been five days...
[20:01] ---
    No movement from Natsumi either.
[20:05] ---
    What's she planning to do?
[20:10] ---
    Oh? That wasn't the sofa. It's Shido.
[20:14] ---
    Kotori, seriously?
[20:16] ---
    Aren't you a bit too relaxed?
[20:18] ---
    Whatever the reason,
    Natsumi views you as her enemy.
[20:22] ---
    You'll never be able to seal her power
    unless you raise her happiness.
[20:26] ---
    I-I know that already.
[20:28] ---
    There's no knowing when
    she'll next appear, but...
[20:32] ---
    "Shido Itsuka"
[20:32] ---
    Look. This showed up in the post.
[20:34] ---
    "Natsumi"
[20:35] ---
    That's...?
[20:37] ---
    "Shido Itsuka"
[20:37] ---
    I never opened it, but I
    checked it was safe at least.
[20:39] ---
    "Natsumi"
[20:42] ---
    So it shouldn't go "boom"
    or anything like that.
[20:48] ---
    This is...
[20:50] ---
    A photo of me?
[20:55] ---
    Twelve of them...
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    Also...
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    "Among them, I'm there.
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    Can you guess who I am?
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    Before everyone is gone.
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    --Natsumi."
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    What's it mean?
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    If we take the message at face value...
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    Among these 12 people here,
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    Natsumi is already using her
    powers to impersonate someone.
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    Someone?
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    Which means...
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    It's also possible that it's me.
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    Shido. This is a challenge from Natsumi.
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    Unless you guess which person she is...
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    I imagine somebody will disappear.
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    Find her, Shido.
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    Before we're all gone.
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    Date.
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    So sweet, agonizing, and beloved...
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    The curtains are raised.
    Now, for the third time.
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    "Episode Two:
    'Can You Find Me?'"