E4 - Advertise Sweets? We Tried It!
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[00:00] Emo
Our PriChan home page?
[00:02] Mira
What are we going to name the channel?
[00:06] Rinka
I think I might have it!
[00:09] Rinka
Three sparkles that make amazing things
happen... kiratts that make miracles!
[00:13] Rinka
Sparkles that make miracles...
[00:16] Rinka
Miraculous kiratts...
[00:21] Emo
It's decided!
[00:22] Rin
Our name will be...
[00:24] Mira
One, two...
[00:25] All
Miracle Kiratts!
[00:33] Girl
See you tomorrow!
[00:35] Girl
Sure! Bye-bye!
[00:37] Mira
Here you are!
[00:38] Emo
Wow! These look so good!
[00:41] Mira
They're Pâtesserie la Pèche's
special pastel fluffy cupcakes!
[00:45] Emo
Hey, can we eat them? Can we?!
[00:47] Mira
Help yourself.
[00:48] Emo
Don't mind if I do!
[00:49] Rin
Thank you.
[00:52] Emo
This texture... It's fluffy! Melt in your
mouth! It's cozy-wozy, bubbly-wubbly!
[01:01] Rin
It's so colorful and lovely,
and I just love the mild sweetness!
[01:05] Emo
Yeah! It's fluffy, melty, cozy-bubbly!
[01:10] Emo
In other words, super emolicious!
[01:12] Emo
Mirai, your mom's cakes are always the best!
[01:16] Mom
There's more where that came from!
[01:18] Emo
So fluffy!
[01:21] Rin
Would you be Mirai-chan's
mother and sister, then?
[01:23] Rin
A pleasure to meet you.
[01:25] Mom
Oh, hello there.
[01:26] Mom
You're Rinka-chan, right?
[01:28] Mom
Thank you for being such
a good friend to Mirai.
[01:31] Hika
I'm Hikari.
[01:32] Hika
I'd also like to thank you
for being nice to my sister.
[01:35] Rin
But why don't you have any customers
when your cakes are so good?
[01:42] Emo
Rinka, that's so super rude!
[01:45] Emo
"Why is this shop tucked away
in a neighborhood?"
[01:47] Emo
"Why are we the only customers here?"
[01:49] Emo
"Can't I just eat all your
leftover cakes every day?"
[01:52] Emo
Those are unemolicious
and off-limits comments!
[01:54] Hika
I'm with you!
[01:55] Hika
If our shop was in a better location,
we'd get a ton more customers.
[01:59] Hika
Mom just has no business sense!
[02:03] Mom
It's fine, it's fine. I like being right here.
[02:06] Mom
Besides, your father will come home soon...
[02:08] Hika
You should say something too, Sis!
[02:13] Mira
Well, I would like it if more people
ate Mom's delicious cakes...
[02:19] Rin
In that case,
[02:20] Rin
why don't we take part in this event?
[02:23] Mira
The Kirajuku Sweets Festival?
[02:27] Mira
PriChan is a dream network where you can
make and stream your very own content!
[02:32] Mira
Let's create splendidly sparkling
shows with all our friends!
SIGN Advertise Sweets? We Tried It!
[04:07] ---
"Advertise Sweets? We Tried It!"
[04:14] Emo
Hmm, hmm...
[04:15] Emo
"The Kirajuku Sweets Festival
is a true bounty of desserts.
[04:20] Emo
It hosts sweets shops from across Japan
[04:24] Emo
and brings people from all over to Kirajuku."
SIGN Line Ends Here
[04:26] Sign
And if you take first place at the festival,
[04:29] Sign
your shop's popularity
can skyrocket overnight!
[04:32] Mira
Wow, that sounds like a dream!
[04:34] Emo
Super emolicious!
[04:36] Emo
Rinka! I can't believe you knew about this!
[04:39] Rin
I spend twenty-four hours a day researching
interesting topics for PriChan streams!
[04:44] Mira
That's our Rinka-chan!
[04:45] Emo
You emolicious thing!
[04:47] Rin
It's simply a manager's job.
[04:50] Emo
I know! If we enter the sweets festival
and stream taking first place,
[04:55] Emo
not only would it be
great publicity for the bakery...
[04:58] Emo
it could be our ticket
to true PriChan idol fame!
[05:02] Rin
That would be wonderful!
[05:04] Mira
You think it'll be that easy?
[05:06] Emo
Don't be silly!
[05:07] Emo
Mirai, your mom's cupcakes
are delicious, aren't they?
[05:11] Mira
Y-Yeah...
[05:13] Emo
And you want everyone
to know about them, right?
[05:15] Mira
Y-Yeah!
[05:17] Mira
I do!
[05:19] Emo
Then we gotta get out there!
[05:21] Emo
You never know until you try!
[05:22] Emo
If you don't know any better,
you better get trying!
[05:25] Mira
You're right.
[05:27] Mira
Okay!
[05:28] Mira
Let's give it a good ol' sparkling try!
[05:30] Mira
Tap!
[05:31] Mira
Entry complete!
[05:33] Anna
What?!
[05:34] Anna
You would dare enter yourselves
into the sweets festival?
[05:38] Anna
I feel so sorry for you poor girls...
[05:40] Emo
What gives?!
[05:42] Anna
Because, because...
[05:43] Anna
the charismatic celebrity idol Akagi Anna
[05:47] Anna
has entered as well!
[05:49] All
Huh?!
[05:50] Anna
Sweet Anna is just one of the 999
businesses run by my father,
[05:56] Anna
and it employs many
of the world's top patissiers!
[06:00] Anna
They'll be putting on a dazzling show like
nothing you peasants have ever seen...
[06:06] Anna
So there's no point in losey-losey
losing losers like you participating!
[06:10] Emo
You don't know that!
[06:11] Emo
Mirai's mom makes super emolicious sweets!
[06:14] Anna
Oh, please.
[06:16] Anna
I'd rather eat mud pies.
[06:18] Emo
How dare you?!
[06:19] Emo
The mud pies I make are slick and shiny!
[06:23] Anna
I make mud pies exclusively
with mud from the Aegean Sea!
[06:30] Sara
Anna.
[06:31] Sara
Mirai-kun and her friends
are about to learn a lesson
[06:34] Sara
about the challenge of trying
to generate publicity as a PriChan idol.
[06:39] Sara
Cakes may be sweet...
[06:41] Sara
But life can be bitter.
[06:45] Sara
However, Anna,
[06:47] Sara
your life will always be rosy.
[06:51] Anna
Thank you, Sara.
[06:52] Anna
Thus, once again, I shall be the charming
champion of the sweets festival!
[07:00] Emo
She's such a jerk!
[07:02] Emo
As unemolicious as ever!
[07:05] Mira
Intimidating, too.
[07:07] Rin
I'm afraid they may have a point.
[07:10] Rin
It will be difficult to get attention
[07:12] Rin
on your mother's shop at a festival
with so many competitors.
[07:15] Rin
Failure to stand out from the
crowd is as good as failing.
[07:19] Emo
That's true.
[07:20] Emo
In that case... we gotta find
a way to stand out
[07:22] ---
more than Anna!
Like ba-boom! Or like bwa-doom!
[07:26] Emo
If we don't, our PriChan
won't get any likes...
[07:29] Mira
You're right!
[07:31] All
Okay!
[07:32] Rin
World Masterpiece PriChan Theater!
[07:35] Rin
Long, long ago in a faraway land,
there lived a chick and a squirrel.
[07:40] Mira
Hello, Mr. Squirrel!
[07:42] Emo
Hello, Mr. Chick! Isn't this
weather today just emolicious?
[07:45] Rin
And then Kirachu appeared...
[07:48] Kira
I stand out with sparkle!
[07:50] Kira
Want to share some
Pâtesserie la Pèche cupcakes?
[07:54] Kira
Hom nom! So delicious!
[07:57] Emo
So emolicious!
[07:58] Rin
And so they all ate cupcakes together
[08:02] Rin
and lived happily ever after.
[08:06] Emo
How was that, Hikari-chan?
[08:08] Hika
Well, I think it would be
a bust with grown women,
[08:11] Hika
but maybe kids would like it!
[08:14] Emo
Is that a compliment?
[08:16] Mira
That's a top-grade Hikari compliment!
[08:19] Rin
Let's practice a little more before
the sweets festival tomorrow.
[08:22] Mom
Why don't you take a little break first?
[08:25] All
Yay! Awesome!
[08:29] Emo
Uber emolicious!
[08:33] Mira
Just you wait, Mom!
[08:34] Mira
We'll make a splash tomorrow
and get you lots of publicity!
[08:37] Mom
Sure, sure.
[08:38] Mom
But I'd be happy with just one customer
[08:43] Mom
as long as I get to see their
smiling face as they eat.
[08:45] Emo
Just one?
[08:46] Emo
Tsk, tsk...
[08:47] Emo
We'll get ten thousand customers
cramming into your store!
[08:52] Emo
They'll be lined up around the block!
[08:55] Emo
Yeah!
[08:56] Rin
Then we'd better practice hard.
[08:58] All
Yeah!
[08:59] All
Let's do it!
[09:10] Mira
Wow!
[09:11] Mira
So many people!
[09:13] Rin
It really is like a festival.
[09:14] Emo
Huh? That's...
[09:19] Mega
The cheesecake looks delicious...
[09:21] Mega
The cream puffs too...
[09:23] Mega
Oh, and the macarons!
[09:24] Yuz
Manager, you're buying too much...
[09:27] Mega
It's for research!
[09:29] Mega
We have to report on this
for the Prism Stone Channel!
[09:32] Mega
Now, let's pack it in!
[09:34] Yuz
R-Right...
[09:36] Emo
Okay, we'd better start our stream too!
[09:40] Rin
Yes...
[09:41] All
It's the Miracle Kiratts Channel!
SIGN Miracle Kiratts Channel
[09:43] All
I'm Mirai!
SIGN Momoyama Mirai
SIGN Moegi Emo
[09:44] All
I'm Emo!
[09:45] All
And together, we're the sparkling,
surprising... Miracle Kiratts!
[09:51] Emo
Here's our show for you today!
[09:53] Both
A Sparkling Entry in the
Kirajuku Sweets Festival! We Tried It!
SIGN Participate in the Sweets Festival? We Tried It!
SIGN Mom's shop is in the show!
[09:58] Mira
My mom and her shop, Pâtesserie la Pèche,
are part of today's sweets festival.
[10:04] Emo
These cupcakes are her entry!
[10:06] Mira
When you participate, you always
want to come out on top, don't you?
[10:10] Emo
I'm hoping we can generate some hype
for your family's emolicious cupcakes!
SIGN fad(1,420)}Aiming for No. 1*
[10:16] Emo
Hello to chu! I'm Kirachu!
[10:19] Girl
So cute!
[10:19] Emo
Those cupcakes look real good!
[10:21] Girl
This is fun!
[10:23] Anna
A fine day to you all!
[10:26] Rin
What's that?
[10:28] Anna
Ladies and gentlemen...
[10:30] Both
Isn't that...
[10:31] Anna
It's now time for Akagi Anna's
sweet super celebrity illusion!
[10:40] Girl
It's big...
[10:41] Girl
But it's just chocolate, right?
[10:43] Anna
Is everybody ready to dream?
[10:46] Anna
Celebrity, pretty, PriPri!
[10:55] Sara
At your service, my princess.
[11:08] Girl
Wow!
[11:22] Anna
Only yours truly, Akagi Anna, could put
on such a spectacular celebrity show!
[11:28] Aud
That looks so good!
[11:30] Aud
I wanna try it!
[11:31] Aud
Just amazing!
[11:33] Mira
Anna-chan totally stole the show!
[11:36] Emo
We need to do something more emolicious!
[11:38] Rin
Squirrels and chicks don't have enough edge.
[11:41] Rin
We need something flashier to take the stage!
[11:43] Rin
Er, uh... Something flashy
something flashy...
[11:47] Mira
L-Let me introduce my new friends,
[11:50] Mira
Mr. Radish and Mr. Bok Choy!
[11:53] Mira
They're super fresh!
[11:56] Rin
And here're Mr. Blobfish
and Mr. Surinam Toad!
[11:59] Girl
What are those?
[12:00] Girl
Creepy...
[12:01] Rin
Surinam toads hatch babies from their backs!
[12:04] Mira
Ack! It spit something weird on me!
[12:07] Emo
Transform!
[12:08] Emo
I'm the intergalactic monster, Devil Thunder
Magma Killer Emo-Emosaurus XIII!
[12:15] Emo
Roar!
[12:16] Emo
Well? Emolicious, right?!
[12:18] Emo
Emo, Emo, Emo!
[12:25] Rin
G-G-G-G-Gotta change the feed!
SIGN Sit tight
and don't go anywhere
[12:28] Mira
Don't change that channel!
SIGN Stay tuned!
[12:32] Rin
We were trying to make a splash, but...
[12:34] Hika
Mom's cupcakes didn't stand out at all.
SIGN Mom's cupcakes...
SIGN didn't stand out at all!
[12:40] Mira
What will Mom think if I tell her I failed?
[12:44] (Flashback) Fb
But I'd be happy with just one customer
[12:47] (Flashback) Fb
as long as I get to see their
smiling face as they eat.
[12:52] Mira
I still want people to eat Mom's
cupcakes, baked with love!
[12:57] Mira
And I want Mom to see
all their smiles when they eat!
[13:01] Emo
That's the ticket.
[13:03] Emo
Maybe instead of just standing out,
we just need a way to get that love across!
[13:08] Rin
It's time for the Miracle
Kiratts Channel to get serious!
[13:11] All
Yeah!
[13:26] Both
Miracle Kiratts Investigation!
[13:28] Mira
We're interviewing people at the festival
to see what sparkling sweets they're having!
[13:34] Emo
Hello!
SIGN Surprise interview!
[13:35] Emo
Can we interview you?
[13:36] Girl
Mirai-chan and Emocchi...
[13:38] Mira
What sweets do you three like?
[13:42] Girl
I like them to be adorable and delicious!
SIGN Adorable!
SIGN Delicious!
[13:44] Emo
Which is more important,
appearance or taste?
[13:47] Girl
Both!
SIGN B
o
t
h
!
[13:48] Girl
A girl has a right to be demanding!
SIGN Girls are demanding!
[13:50] All
Right?
[13:51] Girls
So cute!
[13:56] Emo
So emolicious!
SIGN Here's a very popular confection!
[13:58] Mira
Cute and delicious...
[13:59] Mira
Sweets that meet those demands
are really in demand!
SIGN Popular!
[14:06] Girl
I didn't get to have one...
[14:08] Mom
There, there.
[14:10] Emo
What's wrong?
[14:12] Girl
They only have enough panda
pancakes for the people in line.
[14:18] Mom
They're just that popular. What can you do?
[14:27] Mira
Emo-chan?
[14:37] Mira
Hikari fell asleep?
[14:39] Emo
She may talk big,
but she's still just a kid.
[14:42] Hika
Kirachu...
[14:45] Mira
Kirachu?
[14:48] Emo
Mirai?
[14:50] Mira
Let's make some smiles bloom
on mom's cupcakes!
[14:54] Mira
All done!
[14:55] Mira
How about this?
[14:58] Both
I see!
[14:59] Mira
I'll talk to Mom and make the alterations!
[15:03] Mira
Just you wait, everyone!
[15:05] Emo
Soon, you'll get to see
Miracle Kiratts' special cakes!
SIGN Something's about to happen!
[15:11] Girl
Today was so much fun!
[15:12] Girl
Yeah!
[15:13] Girl
I really feel satisfied!
[15:14] Girl
That was the best!
[15:17] Yuz
That's strange...
[15:18] Yuz
Rinka and her friends said they were going
back to the store to make alterations, but...
[15:24] Yuz
They haven't come back yet.
[15:27] Mega
Look!
[15:29] Mira
Please wait, everyone!
[15:34] Emo
Don't leave the festival without one
last bite of some truly emolicious sweets!
[15:44] Rin
It's Kirachu in cake form!
SIGN The New Lineup!
SIGN Kirachu Cakes!
[15:47] Girl
Mega cute!
[15:49] Girl
It's almost a shame to eat them!
[15:51] Mira
Try one, though!
[15:55] Girl
So good!
[15:56] Girl
I'm so happy!
[15:58] All
Looks tasty!
[15:59] All
I want one!
[16:00] All
They're super PriChannable!
[16:01] All
Let's take some pictures!
[16:04] All
Be sure to share pictures
with all your friends!
[16:06] All
I want one too!
[16:08] All
Can I get one?
[16:10] All
Those look so great!
[16:14] Emo
Here! Take one.
[16:19] Girl
Thank you, miss!
[16:21] Mira
I'm sure glad she got
to have a Kirachu cupcake.
[16:24] Emo
These emolicious Kirachu
cakes are just 500 yen!
[16:28] Mira
They'll be available even after the festival
[16:30] Mira
at Pâtesserie la Pèche in Kirarigaoka!
[16:32] Emo
Eat lots, okay?
[16:34] Vo
Like! Like! Like!
[16:36] Emo
Come on down! There are more
Kirachu cakes to go around!
[16:42] Mega
It's time to announce the results!
[16:44] Mega
The winner is...
[16:45] Anna
Anna's special celebrity
royal cake, of course!
[16:50] Mega
The top shop at the Kirajuku Sweets Festival
was Pâtesserie la Pèche!
[16:55] All
Yay!
[16:56] Rin
Congratulations!
[16:58] Hin
That's just great.
[16:59] Hin
We're number one!
[17:00] Both
Thanks, everyone!
SIGN Kirachu cakes
SIGN win the day!!!
[17:02] Aud
Congratulations!
[17:04] Aud
Mirai-chan, you're sparkling!
[17:05] Aud
I'll come visit the shop soon!
[17:07] Anna
How was my special cake overlooked
for their little miscreant cakes?
[17:13] Sara
Anna, I know you're disappointed,
[17:15] Sara
but nobody could afford it at this price.
[17:18] Anna
Grr!
[17:19] Anna
That's my personal snack budget!
[17:22] Anna
Why can't they afford it?!
[17:25] Rin
Oh?
[17:26] Vo
Like! Like! Like!
[17:26] Rin
Our like gauge is full!
[17:27] Rin
Mirai-chan, you can have a concert now!
[17:30] Mega
You did great at the Sweets Festival,
[17:32] Mega
but do your best to max out
your popularity as a PriChan idol too.
[17:35] Mira
R-Right!
[17:44] Mira
"Flower Shop? We Tried It!" App set!
[17:48] Mira
PriTicket, slash!
[17:53] Mira
Backed by smiles that sparkle and shine,
[17:55] Mira
our exciting PriChan is going on the air!
[18:02] Mira
Sparkle!
[18:08] Mira
Love-love!
[18:09] Mira
Look! Check out my lovely ensemble!
[18:16] Mira
I'm Mirai!
[18:17] Mira
My outfit today is the
Blue Star Flower Shop Ensemble!
[18:20] Mira
I just love the big ribbon on the back!
[18:23] Mira
Watch for it!
[18:25] Mira
Now, let's get this concert started!
[18:31] [SONG] ---
Set your future to sparkle!
[18:35] [SONG] ---
Beat to the rhythm: One, Two, Sweets!
[18:39] [SONG] ---
Now get out your courage
[18:42] [SONG] ---
and mix it in, little by little!
[18:47] [SONG] ---
Dance, ta-ta-tan! Tarts, ta-tan!
[18:49] [SONG] ---
Cakes, glace, and Chantilly
[18:53] [SONG] ---
in a colorful, sparkling pâtisserie!
[18:55] [SONG] ---
Raspberries, vanilla, and apples too!
[18:59] [SONG] ---
So many of my favorites!
[19:01] [SONG] ---
I can't choose!
[19:02] [SONG] ---
(What should I do?)
[19:03] [SONG] ---
When the light-as-air batter won't hold up,
[19:06] [SONG] ---
it's time for some top-down tempering!
[19:09] [SONG] ---
Give it lovely decorations,
dress it with confidence,
[19:13] [SONG] ---
and eat it right up! Now that's happiness!
[19:16] [SONG] ---
(Delicious!)
[19:16] [SONG] ---
As long as you don't give up,
[19:20] [SONG] ---
you'll see it gets better and better! (Yeah!)
[19:21] Mira
Ready, set... We tried it!
[19:23] [SONG] ---
Set your aspirations to preheat,
then bake them golden-brown!
[19:27] Mira
So many flowers!
[19:30] [SONG] ---
Set your future to sparkle!
[19:30] Mira
How exciting!
[19:32] Mira
It's ready!
[19:33] [SONG] ---
Beat to the rhythm: One, Two, Sweets!
[19:36] Mira
A million exciting flowers for the future!
[19:37] [SONG] ---
Now get out your courage
[19:40] [SONG] ---
and mix it in, little by little!
[19:41] Mira
Welcome!
[19:43] [SONG] ---
Shazam! Have a taste of those feelings!
[19:47] [SONG] ---
You need more than
just sweetness, though! (Spice!)
[19:51] [SONG] ---
You see how much a normal
girl like me can shine?
[19:57] [SONG] ---
Aerate those expectations!
[19:59] [SONG] ---
Macawonder! Macaron-ron!
[20:04] Mira
It's the Sparkle Button!
[20:07] Mira
The moment of destiny!
[20:09] Mira
Let's take this Sparkle Chance!
[20:13] Mira
Wow!
[20:16] Mira
A sparkling mirror ball!
[20:19] Mira
Sparkle Chance, switch on!
[20:22] Mira
Sparkle!
[20:24] Mira
I'm being dressed up
in the Sparkle Ensemble!
[20:28] Mira
Sparkle Ensemble complete!
[20:42] Mira
Sparkle Roulette!
[20:46] Mira
Go!
[20:48] Mira
Sparkle Ticket!
SIGN Days Later
[20:53] All
Welcome!
[20:54] Mira
Here you are!
[20:57] Mira
Thanks for coming!
[20:58] Girls
It's Mirai-chan the PriChan idol!
[21:00] Girls
Can we trade Follow Tickets?!
[21:02] Girl
Emo-chan!
[21:03] Girl
Will you trade Follow Tickets with me?
[21:05] Emo
Sure!
[21:11] Hikari
So busy, so busy!
SIGN ● Mirai-chan's mom is so pretty!
● Looks so good!
● So cute!
● It's a shame to eat them!
● Awesome!
● Wanna have them again!
[21:15] Rin
Our PriChan is going pretty viral too.
[21:18] Girls
So good!
[21:19] Girls
I want one too!
[21:21] Girls
Let's visit that shop!
[21:23] Emo
I was hoping for a more emolicious miracle,
[21:25] ---
like stuffing the shop with
a hundred thousand people...
[21:29] Mom
Don't you worry.
[21:30] Mom
I'm more than happy
just seeing everyone smile.
[21:34] Mom
Thank you!
[21:35] Mira
Mom!
[21:47] Anna
I simply cannot bear it!
[21:49] Sara
Don't despair.
[21:51] Sara
Even the highest-quality sweets seem dull
in the wake of your beauteous idol aura.
[21:56] Sara
That's all that happened.
[21:59] Anna
My five million yen dessert lost
to paltry 500 yen cakes? Outrageous!
[22:06] Sara
But Miracle Kiratts seems
to be doing very well.
[22:09] Mira
Thanks for coming!
[22:12] Mira
We're counting on your sparkling support!
And so is Miracle Kiratts!
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[23:50] Mira
What your show lacks is heat!
[23:54] Mira
Heat?
[23:55] Mira
Like when you stay in
a steaming bath for too long?
[23:57] Mira
Not at all.
[23:58] Mira
Then like walking barefoot on sand
in the summer?
[24:00] Mira
Or eating piping-hot stew?!
[24:02] Mira
I don't think she means that kind of heat...
[24:04] Mira
I've got it!
[24:05] Mira
Like spending a week in Hawaii
dressed for Antarctica!
[24:07] Mira
You simply don't get it at all!
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