E4 - Advertise Sweets? We Tried It! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Emo     Our PriChan home page? [00:02] Mira     What are we going to name the channel? [00:06] Rinka     I think I might have it! [00:09] Rinka     Three sparkles that make amazing things     happen... kiratts that make miracles! [00:13] Rinka     Sparkles that make miracles... [00:16] Rinka     Miraculous kiratts... [00:21] Emo     It's decided! [00:22] Rin     Our name will be... [00:24] Mira     One, two... [00:25] All     Miracle Kiratts! [00:33] Girl     See you tomorrow! [00:35] Girl     Sure! Bye-bye! [00:37] Mira     Here you are! [00:38] Emo     Wow! These look so good! [00:41] Mira     They're Pâtesserie la Pèche's     special pastel fluffy cupcakes! [00:45] Emo     Hey, can we eat them? Can we?! [00:47] Mira     Help yourself. [00:48] Emo     Don't mind if I do! [00:49] Rin     Thank you. [00:52] Emo     This texture... It's fluffy! Melt in your     mouth! It's cozy-wozy, bubbly-wubbly! [01:01] Rin     It's so colorful and lovely,     and I just love the mild sweetness! [01:05] Emo     Yeah! It's fluffy, melty, cozy-bubbly! [01:10] Emo     In other words, super emolicious! [01:12] Emo     Mirai, your mom's cakes are always the best! [01:16] Mom     There's more where that came from! [01:18] Emo     So fluffy! [01:21] Rin     Would you be Mirai-chan's     mother and sister, then? [01:23] Rin     A pleasure to meet you. [01:25] Mom     Oh, hello there. [01:26] Mom     You're Rinka-chan, right? [01:28] Mom     Thank you for being such     a good friend to Mirai. [01:31] Hika     I'm Hikari. [01:32] Hika     I'd also like to thank you     for being nice to my sister. [01:35] Rin     But why don't you have any customers     when your cakes are so good? [01:42] Emo     Rinka, that's so super rude! [01:45] Emo     "Why is this shop tucked away      in a neighborhood?" [01:47] Emo     "Why are we the only customers here?" [01:49] Emo     "Can't I just eat all your     leftover cakes every day?" [01:52] Emo     Those are unemolicious      and off-limits comments! [01:54] Hika     I'm with you! [01:55] Hika     If our shop was in a better location,      we'd get a ton more customers. [01:59] Hika     Mom just has no business sense! [02:03] Mom     It's fine, it's fine. I like being right here. [02:06] Mom     Besides, your father will come home soon... [02:08] Hika     You should say something too, Sis! [02:13] Mira     Well, I would like it if more people     ate Mom's delicious cakes... [02:19] Rin     In that case, [02:20] Rin     why don't we take part in this event? [02:23] Mira     The Kirajuku Sweets Festival? [02:27] Mira     PriChan is a dream network where you can     make and stream your very own content! [02:32] Mira     Let's create splendidly sparkling     shows with all our friends! SIGN    Advertise Sweets? We Tried It! [04:07] ---     "Advertise Sweets? We Tried It!" [04:14] Emo     Hmm, hmm... [04:15] Emo     "The Kirajuku Sweets Festival     is a true bounty of desserts. [04:20] Emo     It hosts sweets shops from across Japan [04:24] Emo     and brings people from all over to Kirajuku." SIGN    Line Ends Here [04:26] Sign     And if you take first place at the festival, [04:29] Sign     your shop's popularity     can skyrocket overnight! [04:32] Mira     Wow, that sounds like a dream! [04:34] Emo     Super emolicious! [04:36] Emo     Rinka! I can't believe you knew about this! [04:39] Rin     I spend twenty-four hours a day researching     interesting topics for PriChan streams! [04:44] Mira     That's our Rinka-chan! [04:45] Emo     You emolicious thing! [04:47] Rin     It's simply a manager's job. [04:50] Emo     I know! If we enter the sweets festival     and stream taking first place, [04:55] Emo     not only would it be     great publicity for the bakery... [04:58] Emo     it could be our ticket     to true PriChan idol fame! [05:02] Rin     That would be wonderful! [05:04] Mira     You think it'll be that easy? [05:06] Emo     Don't be silly! [05:07] Emo     Mirai, your mom's cupcakes     are delicious, aren't they? [05:11] Mira     Y-Yeah... [05:13] Emo     And you want everyone      to know about them, right? [05:15] Mira     Y-Yeah! [05:17] Mira     I do! [05:19] Emo     Then we gotta get out there! [05:21] Emo     You never know until you try! [05:22] Emo     If you don't know any better,     you better get trying! [05:25] Mira     You're right. [05:27] Mira     Okay! [05:28] Mira     Let's give it a good ol' sparkling try! [05:30] Mira     Tap! [05:31] Mira     Entry complete! [05:33] Anna     What?! [05:34] Anna     You would dare enter yourselves     into the sweets festival? [05:38] Anna     I feel so sorry for you poor girls... [05:40] Emo     What gives?! [05:42] Anna     Because, because... [05:43] Anna     the charismatic celebrity idol Akagi Anna [05:47] Anna     has entered as well! [05:49] All     Huh?! [05:50] Anna     Sweet Anna is just one of the 999     businesses run by my father, [05:56] Anna     and it employs many      of the world's top patissiers! [06:00] Anna     They'll be putting on a dazzling show like     nothing you peasants have ever seen... [06:06] Anna     So there's no point in losey-losey     losing losers like you participating! [06:10] Emo     You don't know that! [06:11] Emo     Mirai's mom makes super emolicious sweets! [06:14] Anna     Oh, please. [06:16] Anna     I'd rather eat mud pies. [06:18] Emo     How dare you?! [06:19] Emo     The mud pies I make are slick and shiny! [06:23] Anna     I make mud pies exclusively     with mud from the Aegean Sea! [06:30] Sara     Anna. [06:31] Sara     Mirai-kun and her friends     are about to learn a lesson [06:34] Sara     about the challenge of trying     to generate publicity as a PriChan idol. [06:39] Sara     Cakes may be sweet... [06:41] Sara     But life can be bitter. [06:45] Sara     However, Anna, [06:47] Sara     your life will always be rosy. [06:51] Anna     Thank you, Sara. [06:52] Anna     Thus, once again, I shall be the charming     champion of the sweets festival! [07:00] Emo     She's such a jerk! [07:02] Emo     As unemolicious as ever! [07:05] Mira     Intimidating, too. [07:07] Rin     I'm afraid they may have a point. [07:10] Rin     It will be difficult to get attention [07:12] Rin     on your mother's shop at a festival     with so many competitors. [07:15] Rin     Failure to stand out from the     crowd is as good as failing. [07:19] Emo     That's true. [07:20] Emo     In that case... we gotta find      a way to stand out [07:22] ---     more than Anna!     Like ba-boom! Or like bwa-doom! [07:26] Emo     If we don't, our PriChan     won't get any likes... [07:29] Mira     You're right! [07:31] All     Okay! [07:32] Rin     World Masterpiece PriChan Theater! [07:35] Rin     Long, long ago in a faraway land,     there lived a chick and a squirrel. [07:40] Mira     Hello, Mr. Squirrel! [07:42] Emo     Hello, Mr. Chick! Isn't this     weather today just emolicious? [07:45] Rin     And then Kirachu appeared... [07:48] Kira     I stand out with sparkle! [07:50] Kira     Want to share some     Pâtesserie la Pèche cupcakes? [07:54] Kira     Hom nom! So delicious! [07:57] Emo     So emolicious! [07:58] Rin     And so they all ate cupcakes together [08:02] Rin     and lived happily ever after. [08:06] Emo     How was that, Hikari-chan? [08:08] Hika     Well, I think it would be     a bust with grown women, [08:11] Hika     but maybe kids would like it! [08:14] Emo     Is that a compliment? [08:16] Mira     That's a top-grade Hikari compliment! [08:19] Rin     Let's practice a little more before     the sweets festival tomorrow. [08:22] Mom     Why don't you take a little break first? [08:25] All     Yay! Awesome! [08:29] Emo     Uber emolicious! [08:33] Mira     Just you wait, Mom! [08:34] Mira     We'll make a splash tomorrow     and get you lots of publicity! [08:37] Mom     Sure, sure. [08:38] Mom     But I'd be happy with just one customer [08:43] Mom     as long as I get to see their     smiling face as they eat. [08:45] Emo     Just one? [08:46] Emo     Tsk, tsk... [08:47] Emo     We'll get ten thousand customers     cramming into your store! [08:52] Emo     They'll be lined up around the block! [08:55] Emo     Yeah! [08:56] Rin     Then we'd better practice hard. [08:58] All     Yeah! [08:59] All     Let's do it! [09:10] Mira     Wow! [09:11] Mira     So many people! [09:13] Rin     It really is like a festival. [09:14] Emo     Huh? That's... [09:19] Mega     The cheesecake looks delicious... [09:21] Mega     The cream puffs too... [09:23] Mega     Oh, and the macarons! [09:24] Yuz     Manager, you're buying too much... [09:27] Mega     It's for research! [09:29] Mega     We have to report on this     for the Prism Stone Channel! [09:32] Mega     Now, let's pack it in! [09:34] Yuz     R-Right... [09:36] Emo     Okay, we'd better start our stream too! [09:40] Rin     Yes... [09:41] All     It's the Miracle Kiratts Channel! SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel [09:43] All     I'm Mirai! SIGN    Momoyama Mirai SIGN    Moegi Emo [09:44] All     I'm Emo! [09:45] All     And together, we're the sparkling,     surprising... Miracle Kiratts! [09:51] Emo     Here's our show for you today! [09:53] Both     A Sparkling Entry in the     Kirajuku Sweets Festival! We Tried It! SIGN    Participate in the Sweets Festival? We Tried It! SIGN    Mom's shop is in the show! [09:58] Mira     My mom and her shop, Pâtesserie la Pèche,      are part of today's sweets festival. [10:04] Emo     These cupcakes are her entry! [10:06] Mira     When you participate, you always     want to come out on top, don't you? [10:10] Emo     I'm hoping we can generate some hype     for your family's emolicious cupcakes! SIGN    fad(1,420)}Aiming for No. 1* [10:16] Emo     Hello to chu! I'm Kirachu! [10:19] Girl     So cute! [10:19] Emo     Those cupcakes look real good! [10:21] Girl     This is fun! [10:23] Anna     A fine day to you all! [10:26] Rin     What's that? [10:28] Anna     Ladies and gentlemen... [10:30] Both     Isn't that... [10:31] Anna     It's now time for Akagi Anna's     sweet super celebrity illusion! [10:40] Girl     It's big... [10:41] Girl     But it's just chocolate, right? [10:43] Anna     Is everybody ready to dream? [10:46] Anna     Celebrity, pretty, PriPri! [10:55] Sara     At your service, my princess. [11:08] Girl     Wow! [11:22] Anna     Only yours truly, Akagi Anna, could put     on such a spectacular celebrity show! [11:28] Aud     That looks so good! [11:30] Aud     I wanna try it! [11:31] Aud     Just amazing! [11:33] Mira     Anna-chan totally stole the show! [11:36] Emo     We need to do something more emolicious! [11:38] Rin     Squirrels and chicks don't have enough edge. [11:41] Rin     We need something flashier to take the stage! [11:43] Rin     Er, uh... Something flashy      something flashy... [11:47] Mira     L-Let me introduce my new friends, [11:50] Mira     Mr. Radish and Mr. Bok Choy! [11:53] Mira     They're super fresh! [11:56] Rin     And here're Mr. Blobfish     and Mr. Surinam Toad! [11:59] Girl     What are those? [12:00] Girl     Creepy... [12:01] Rin     Surinam toads hatch babies from their backs! [12:04] Mira     Ack! It spit something weird on me! [12:07] Emo     Transform! [12:08] Emo     I'm the intergalactic monster, Devil Thunder     Magma Killer Emo-Emosaurus XIII! [12:15] Emo     Roar! [12:16] Emo     Well? Emolicious, right?! [12:18] Emo     Emo, Emo, Emo! [12:25] Rin     G-G-G-G-Gotta change the feed! SIGN    Sit tight                                             and don't go anywhere [12:28] Mira     Don't change that channel! SIGN    Stay tuned! [12:32] Rin     We were trying to make a splash, but... [12:34] Hika     Mom's cupcakes didn't stand out at all. SIGN    Mom's cupcakes... SIGN    didn't stand out at all! [12:40] Mira     What will Mom think if I tell her I failed? [12:44] (Flashback) Fb     But I'd be happy with just one customer [12:47] (Flashback) Fb     as long as I get to see their     smiling face as they eat. [12:52] Mira     I still want people to eat Mom's     cupcakes, baked with love! [12:57] Mira     And I want Mom to see     all their smiles when they eat! [13:01] Emo     That's the ticket. [13:03] Emo     Maybe instead of just standing out,     we just need a way to get that love across! [13:08] Rin     It's time for the Miracle      Kiratts Channel to get serious! [13:11] All     Yeah! [13:26] Both     Miracle Kiratts Investigation! [13:28] Mira     We're interviewing people at the festival      to see what sparkling sweets they're having! [13:34] Emo     Hello! SIGN    Surprise interview! [13:35] Emo     Can we interview you? [13:36] Girl     Mirai-chan and Emocchi... [13:38] Mira     What sweets do you three like? [13:42] Girl     I like them to be adorable and delicious! SIGN    Adorable! SIGN    Delicious! [13:44] Emo     Which is more important,     appearance or taste? [13:47] Girl     Both! SIGN    B          o          t          h          ! [13:48] Girl     A girl has a right to be demanding! SIGN    Girls are demanding! [13:50] All     Right? [13:51] Girls     So cute! [13:56] Emo     So emolicious! SIGN    Here's a very popular confection! [13:58] Mira     Cute and delicious... [13:59] Mira     Sweets that meet those demands     are really in demand! SIGN    Popular! [14:06] Girl     I didn't get to have one... [14:08] Mom     There, there. [14:10] Emo     What's wrong? [14:12] Girl     They only have enough panda     pancakes for the people in line. [14:18] Mom     They're just that popular. What can you do? [14:27] Mira     Emo-chan? [14:37] Mira     Hikari fell asleep? [14:39] Emo     She may talk big,     but she's still just a kid. [14:42] Hika     Kirachu... [14:45] Mira     Kirachu? [14:48] Emo     Mirai? [14:50] Mira     Let's make some smiles bloom      on mom's cupcakes! [14:54] Mira     All done! [14:55] Mira     How about this? [14:58] Both     I see! [14:59] Mira     I'll talk to Mom and make the alterations! [15:03] Mira     Just you wait, everyone! [15:05] Emo     Soon, you'll get to see     Miracle Kiratts' special cakes! SIGN    Something's about to happen! [15:11] Girl     Today was so much fun! [15:12] Girl     Yeah! [15:13] Girl     I really feel satisfied! [15:14] Girl     That was the best! [15:17] Yuz     That's strange... [15:18] Yuz     Rinka and her friends said they were going     back to the store to make alterations, but... [15:24] Yuz     They haven't come back yet. [15:27] Mega     Look! [15:29] Mira     Please wait, everyone! [15:34] Emo     Don't leave the festival without one     last bite of some truly emolicious sweets! [15:44] Rin     It's Kirachu in cake form! SIGN    The New Lineup! SIGN    Kirachu Cakes! [15:47] Girl     Mega cute! [15:49] Girl     It's almost a shame to eat them! [15:51] Mira     Try one, though! [15:55] Girl     So good! [15:56] Girl     I'm so happy! [15:58] All     Looks tasty! [15:59] All     I want one! [16:00] All     They're super PriChannable! [16:01] All     Let's take some pictures! [16:04] All     Be sure to share pictures      with all your friends! [16:06] All     I want one too! [16:08] All     Can I get one? [16:10] All     Those look so great! [16:14] Emo     Here! Take one. [16:19] Girl     Thank you, miss! [16:21] Mira     I'm sure glad she got      to have a Kirachu cupcake. [16:24] Emo     These emolicious Kirachu     cakes are just 500 yen! [16:28] Mira     They'll be available even after the festival [16:30] Mira     at Pâtesserie la Pèche in Kirarigaoka! [16:32] Emo     Eat lots, okay? [16:34] Vo     Like! Like! Like! [16:36] Emo     Come on down! There are more     Kirachu cakes to go around! [16:42] Mega     It's time to announce the results! [16:44] Mega     The winner is... [16:45] Anna     Anna's special celebrity     royal cake, of course! [16:50] Mega     The top shop at the Kirajuku Sweets Festival     was Pâtesserie la Pèche! [16:55] All     Yay! [16:56] Rin     Congratulations! [16:58] Hin     That's just great. [16:59] Hin     We're number one! [17:00] Both     Thanks, everyone! SIGN    Kirachu cakes SIGN    win the day!!! [17:02] Aud     Congratulations! [17:04] Aud     Mirai-chan, you're sparkling! [17:05] Aud     I'll come visit the shop soon! [17:07] Anna     How was my special cake overlooked     for their little miscreant cakes? [17:13] Sara     Anna, I know you're disappointed, [17:15] Sara     but nobody could afford it at this price. [17:18] Anna     Grr! [17:19] Anna     That's my personal snack budget! [17:22] Anna     Why can't they afford it?! [17:25] Rin     Oh? [17:26] Vo     Like! Like! Like! [17:26] Rin     Our like gauge is full! [17:27] Rin     Mirai-chan, you can have a concert now! [17:30] Mega     You did great at the Sweets Festival, [17:32] Mega     but do your best to max out     your popularity as a PriChan idol too. [17:35] Mira     R-Right! [17:44] Mira     "Flower Shop? We Tried It!" App set! [17:48] Mira     PriTicket, slash! [17:53] Mira     Backed by smiles that sparkle and shine, [17:55] Mira     our exciting PriChan is going on the air! [18:02] Mira     Sparkle! [18:08] Mira     Love-love! [18:09] Mira     Look! Check out my lovely ensemble! [18:16] Mira     I'm Mirai! [18:17] Mira     My outfit today is the     Blue Star Flower Shop Ensemble! [18:20] Mira     I just love the big ribbon on the back! [18:23] Mira     Watch for it! [18:25] Mira     Now, let's get this concert started! [18:31] [SONG] ---     Set your future to sparkle! [18:35] [SONG] ---     Beat to the rhythm: One, Two, Sweets! [18:39] [SONG] ---     Now get out your courage [18:42] [SONG] ---     and mix it in, little by little! [18:47] [SONG] ---     Dance, ta-ta-tan! Tarts, ta-tan! [18:49] [SONG] ---     Cakes, glace, and Chantilly [18:53] [SONG] ---     in a colorful, sparkling pâtisserie! [18:55] [SONG] ---     Raspberries, vanilla, and apples too! [18:59] [SONG] ---     So many of my favorites! [19:01] [SONG] ---     I can't choose! [19:02] [SONG] ---     (What should I do?) [19:03] [SONG] ---     When the light-as-air batter won't hold up, [19:06] [SONG] ---     it's time for some top-down tempering! [19:09] [SONG] ---     Give it lovely decorations,     dress it with confidence, [19:13] [SONG] ---     and eat it right up! Now that's happiness! [19:16] [SONG] ---     (Delicious!) [19:16] [SONG] ---     As long as you don't give up, [19:20] [SONG] ---     you'll see it gets better and better! (Yeah!) [19:21] Mira     Ready, set... We tried it! [19:23] [SONG] ---     Set your aspirations to preheat,     then bake them golden-brown! [19:27] Mira     So many flowers! [19:30] [SONG] ---     Set your future to sparkle! [19:30] Mira     How exciting! [19:32] Mira     It's ready! [19:33] [SONG] ---     Beat to the rhythm: One, Two, Sweets! [19:36] Mira     A million exciting flowers for the future! [19:37] [SONG] ---     Now get out your courage [19:40] [SONG] ---     and mix it in, little by little! [19:41] Mira     Welcome! [19:43] [SONG] ---     Shazam! Have a taste of those feelings! [19:47] [SONG] ---     You need more than      just sweetness, though! (Spice!) [19:51] [SONG] ---     You see how much a normal     girl like me can shine? [19:57] [SONG] ---     Aerate those expectations! [19:59] [SONG] ---     Macawonder! Macaron-ron! [20:04] Mira     It's the Sparkle Button! [20:07] Mira     The moment of destiny! [20:09] Mira     Let's take this Sparkle Chance! [20:13] Mira     Wow! [20:16] Mira     A sparkling mirror ball! [20:19] Mira     Sparkle Chance, switch on! [20:22] Mira     Sparkle! [20:24] Mira     I'm being dressed up      in the Sparkle Ensemble! [20:28] Mira     Sparkle Ensemble complete! [20:42] Mira     Sparkle Roulette! [20:46] Mira     Go! [20:48] Mira     Sparkle Ticket! SIGN    Days Later [20:53] All     Welcome! [20:54] Mira     Here you are! [20:57] Mira     Thanks for coming! [20:58] Girls     It's Mirai-chan the PriChan idol! [21:00] Girls     Can we trade Follow Tickets?! [21:02] Girl     Emo-chan! [21:03] Girl     Will you trade Follow Tickets with me? [21:05] Emo     Sure! [21:11] Hikari     So busy, so busy! SIGN     ● Mirai-chan's mom is so pretty!      ● Looks so good!      ● So cute!      ● It's a shame to eat them!      ● Awesome!      ● Wanna have them again! [21:15] Rin     Our PriChan is going pretty viral too. [21:18] Girls     So good! [21:19] Girls     I want one too! [21:21] Girls     Let's visit that shop! [21:23] Emo     I was hoping for a more emolicious miracle, [21:25] ---     like stuffing the shop with     a hundred thousand people... [21:29] Mom     Don't you worry. [21:30] Mom     I'm more than happy     just seeing everyone smile. [21:34] Mom     Thank you! [21:35] Mira     Mom! [21:47] Anna     I simply cannot bear it! [21:49] Sara     Don't despair. [21:51] Sara     Even the highest-quality sweets seem dull     in the wake of your beauteous idol aura. [21:56] Sara     That's all that happened. [21:59] Anna     My five million yen dessert lost     to paltry 500 yen cakes? Outrageous! [22:06] Sara     But Miracle Kiratts seems      to be doing very well. [22:09] Mira     Thanks for coming! [22:12] Mira     We're counting on your sparkling support!     And so is Miracle Kiratts! SIGN    Next time [23:50] Mira     What your show lacks is heat! [23:54] Mira     Heat? [23:55] Mira     Like when you stay in     a steaming bath for too long? [23:57] Mira     Not at all. [23:58] Mira     Then like walking barefoot on sand     in the summer? [24:00] Mira     Or eating piping-hot stew?! [24:02] Mira     I don't think she means that kind of heat... [24:04] Mira     I've got it! [24:05] Mira     Like spending a week in Hawaii      dressed for Antarctica! [24:07] Mira     You simply don't get it at all! SIGN    Next time: "Heating Things up With Guts? We Tried It!" SIGN    Our circle of followers connects and grows! SIGN    Heat Up With Guts? We Tried It! SIGN    Our lovely show is going on the air! SIGN    Indeed!