E33 - Cuddling? Sara-chan Tried It!

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[00:00] Trio
    Meltic StAr Channel!
[00:03] Anna
    "Interact With Fans? We Certainly Tried It!"
[00:03] Sign
    Interact With Fans? We Certainly Tried It!
[00:10] Anna
    I forbid you from washing these hands
    for the next five hundred years!
[00:15] Mel
    Handshake!
[00:16] Mel
    Or so it looks...
[00:19] Mel
    But now we're arm-wrestling!
[00:21] Sara
    Within your heart...
[00:24] Sara
    I forbid anyone to exist but me.
[00:27] Girl
    Sara-sama's so cool!
[00:29] Girl
    I'll cheer for her to the end of the world!
[00:35] Sara
    I'm home!
[00:36] All
    Welcome back!
[00:38] Sara
    You're all as lively as ever.
[00:40] Sara
    What's dinner tonight, Mom?
[00:42] Mom
    O-o-o-den!
[00:45] Sara
    Oden, huh?
[00:47] Sara
    Hard at work, Dad?
[00:48] Sara
    No! I've failed to capture Sara's beauty!
[00:51] Sara
    I must strive harder!
[00:53] Taro
    Art explosion!
[00:57] Sara
    I see you're working hard too, Taro.
[00:59] Taro
    Ka-boom!
[01:02] Sara
    I'm going to get changed.
[01:04] Mom
    Sure thing!
[01:04] Dad
    Dinner will be soon!
[01:25] Sara
    I've missed you, my cuddly darlings!
SIGN    Cuddling? Sara-chan Tried It!
SIGN    "Cuddling? Sara-chan Tried It!"
[03:08] Mega
    I've got a big job for all of you.
[03:11] Mega
    This weekend, the Cute Festival in Kirajuku
[03:15] Mega
    wants you to come by as official supporters.
[03:19] Mira
    The Cute Festival?
[03:21] Rin
    Or "Cute Fest" for short.
[03:22] Rin
    As the name suggests,
[03:22] Sign
    Cute Festival!
[03:24] Rin
    it's a weekend festival that floods
    Kirajuku with cute characters.
[03:28] Emo
    Wow! Emolicious!
[03:30] Mel
    Mel-Mel melodious!
[03:32] Mega
    But the true star of Cute Fest
[03:35] Mega
    is a super popular character
    known the whole world over...
[03:40] Mega
    Cotton-chan!
[03:44] Mira
    I just love Cotton-chan!
[03:46] Emo
    Me too!
[03:48] Emo
    I've bought his notebooks and his pen cases!
[03:50] Anna
    Oh, have you?
[03:52] Anna
    I have a Cotton-chan bed!
[03:54] Emo
    I had Cotton-chan diapers!
[03:57] Anna
    I intend to get married
    in a Cotton-chan wedding dress!
[04:01] Emo
    I'm gonna be buried
    with a Cotton-chan tombstone!
[04:07] Rin
    Well, it seems there really isn't anyone
     who doesn't like Cotton-chan...
[04:10] Both
    Yup, yup!
[04:12] Sara
    E-Excuse me.
[04:14] Sara
    Could I perhaps sit this one out?
[04:18] Yuz
    So hot!
[04:19] Rin
    That was you, Big Brother?
[04:21] Mega
    Hey, Yuzuru-kun!
[04:22] Mega
    Don't take it off!
[04:24] Yuz
    But...
[04:25] Mega
    You need to preserve the
    illusion for the fans!
[04:28] Mega
    Now, you must master the Cotton-chan
    dance in time for Cute Fest!
[04:34] Mega
    Look sharp there!
[04:36] Yuz
    Yes, ma'am!
[04:39] Mega
    By the way, they've made an open call
    for friend characters for the festival.
[04:44] Sign
    Cute Fest
[04:44] Sign
    Now recruiting
    friends for Cotton-chan!
[04:44] Mega
    Popular ones will take
    part in the Cotton-chan Parade.
[04:48] Mega
    Make sure to submit some for yourselves!
[04:50] Trio
    Okay!
[04:51] Mira
    Cute Fest sounds like fun!
[04:57] Devi
    That wretched Meltic StAr!
[04:59] Devi
    I hate that they were the ones
     to get such a F-U-N job!
[05:03] Lou
    Luckies! Cotton-chan's so cute!
[05:06] Devi
    We're even C-U-T-E-R though!
[05:10] Devi
    Okay, I think it's time
    to play a little P-R-A-N-K.
[05:14] Lou
    Let's do our best!
[05:19] Sara
    R-Really... I should probably
    sit Cute Fest out.
[05:24] ---
    What?
[05:24] Mel
    Why? How come, how come, how come?
[05:27] Sara
    Well, it's...
[05:28] Mel
    You don't like Cotton-chan, Sarara?
[05:32] Anna
    I realize that he might be
    contrary to your image, but...
[05:37] Sara
    I-It's not that...
[05:40] Anna
    Cotton-chan's global popularity
[05:42] Anna
    and Meltic StAr's plans
     to take the world by storm
[05:45] Anna
    are in perfect harmony!
[05:47] Mel
    Yes! Worldwide!
[05:50] Sara
    Th-That is one way of looking at it...
[05:57] Devi
    Let's start with a little hello!
[06:09] Sara
    Cotton...
[06:14] Anna
    Excuse me! Where do you think you're going?
[06:17] Mel
    Maybe she doesn't
    like Cotton-chan after all...
[06:20] Mira
    Sara-chan?
[06:27] Sara
    Cotton-chan...
[06:30] Devi
    Learned her secret!
[06:32] Lou
    I wonder...
[06:34] Mira
    I finished it! My friend
    candidate for Cotton-chan!
[06:38] Mira
    It's Kirachu, of course!
[06:41] Emo
    Go figure.
[06:42] Mira
    What if Kirachu earns global fame
     just like Cotton-chan?
[06:50] Sign
    Kirachu Land
[06:53] Anna
    I shan't stand for it!
[06:55] Mira
    Anna-chan!
[06:56] Anna
    The only worthy friend f
    or Cotton-chan is Anna Doll!
[07:01] Mel
    Mel-Mel made it even more cuddly!
[07:04] Anna
    I'll become even more of a star!
[07:08] Mel
    Yeah!
[07:09] Emo
    Well... I'm gonna think of
    an emolicious character too!
[07:14] Rin
    Leave it to me!
[07:16] Rin
    I've thought up the
     cutest character possible,
[07:19] Rin
    worthy of even Cotton-chan!
[07:22] Anna
    Sara!
[07:23] Anna
    Hey, Sara! Look!
[07:25] Anna
    Isn't she simply the most
    precious thing in the universe?
[07:28] Mel
    Sure is!
[07:30] Mel
    Look, look! Look! Look, look, look!
[07:34] Sara
    I h-have somewhere to be...
[07:38] Sara
    Pardon me!
[07:45] Mira
    What's wrong?
[07:46] Mira
    It seems like something's bothering you...
[07:50] Sara
    No, of course not.
[07:52] Mira
    But you're not sparkling at all right now.
[07:56] Mira
    Sorry if I'm just imagining things...
[07:58] Mira
    But, Sara-chan, is it possible you're...
[08:03] Sara
    I give up.
[08:05] Sara
    You've seen right through me, Mirai-kun.
[08:08] Sara
    The truth is...
[08:11] Sara
    When I see something cute...
[08:14] Sara
    I get like this!
[08:18] Lou
    She loves cute things?
[08:20] Devi
    Yes! I looked B-A-C-K through
    Meltic StAr's PriChan, and...
[08:27] Devi
    See? I think we've found her W-E-A-K point!
[08:32] Lou
    Bummer! It'd ruin Sara-chan's
    image if it got out!
[08:38] Devi
    If we happened to broadcast this
    little secret worldwide as a prank...
[08:42] Devi
    Meltic StAr would be O-V-E-R!
[08:47] Mira
    I had a feeling that was the case.
[08:51] Sara
    I'm not trying to misrepresent myself.
[08:54] Sara
    But the adorable princess Anna,
[08:57] Sara
    the cheerful funny girl Mel,
[08:59] Sara
    and my own cool self...
[09:02] Sara
    We three members of Meltic StAr
    maintain a truly golden balance.
[09:06] Sara
    It's the blend of our personalities that
    allows us to shine with rainbow brilliance.
[09:12] Sara
    Until we become top PriChan idols,
    that balance must be preserved.
[09:18] Sara
    So the fact that I love cute things...
[09:21] Sara
    and that I particularly adore Cotton-chan...
[09:24] Sara
    It's something I've been careful
    to keep off of our PriChan.
[09:27] Sara
    I know you might not understand, but...
[09:30] Mira
    I totally do, though!
[09:33] Mira
    I can tell you really care
    about Meltic StAr, Sara-chan.
[09:38] Sara
    Mirai-kun...
[09:39] Mira
    Okay!
[09:40] Mira
    Now that I know, I want to help!
[09:44] Mira
    Let's train so you can keep
     your cool, even at Cute Fest!
[09:52] Mira
    Let's begin, Sara-chan.
[09:54] Sara
    Yes.
[09:57] Mira
    Here!
[10:02] Mira
    Next!
[10:03] Mira
    Okay, next!
[10:04] Mira
    You're not getting it at all!
[10:07] Mira
    Here! Next!
[10:10] Mira
    Still no!
[10:10] Hika
    Idols have it rough, huh?
[10:11] Mira
    Again!
[10:13] Mom
    I don't know what kind of training this is,
[10:16] Mom
    but we'd better work hard to make sure
    this Cute Fest one to remember!
[10:20] ---
    Yeah!
[10:23] Sara
    It's no use...
[10:24] Sara
    I simply can't endure the cuteness!
[10:29] Mira
    You can't give up!
[10:30] Mira
    You're doing this to protect
    Meltic StAr, remember?
[10:34] Sara
    I know... I know that I am!
[10:37] Mira
    Then you just have to pull through!
[10:42] Mira
    Oh, Rinka-chan!
[10:44] Rin
    We just finished our friend for Cotton-chan,
    and we wanted to show you!
[10:48] Rin
    We're calling her Silk-chan.
[10:50] Mira
    What a cute name!
[10:52] Mira
    Let's see her!
[10:55] Emo
    Silk here!
[10:58] Emo
    Well? Well?
[10:59] Emo
    I'm inside, so I can't see her,
[11:02] Emo
    but she's super emolicious, right?
[11:04] Rin
    I based her on the biological
    principle that creatures with
[11:06] Rin
    larger heads naturally
    appear cuter to our eyes!
[11:10] Rin
    I think it's just perfect!
[11:11] Emo
    I can't wait for Cute Fest!
[11:14] Emo
    See you, Mirai!
[11:16] Mira
    Rinka-chan sure has strange
    ideas about what's cute...
[11:21] Mira
    Sara-chan, you didn't turn
    to goo over Silk-chan!
[11:24] Sara
    Y-You're right.
[11:26] Mira
    That's it!
[11:27] Mira
    Whenever you see something cute, why don't
    you try picturing Silk-chan in your head?
[11:32] Sara
    Of course!
[11:33] Sara
    That might just get me through Cute Fest!
[11:36] Sara
    Thank you, Mirai-kun!
[11:38] Sara
    I'll try my best!
[11:40] All
    Miracle Kiratts Channel!
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel
[11:43] All
    "Support the Cuties of Cute Fest?
     We Tried It!"
[11:43] Sign
    Support the Cuties of Cute Fest? We Tried It!
[11:50] Emo
    Wow! Emolicious!
[11:53] Mira
    My mom made these parfaits.
[12:02] Mira
    So much cuteness!
[12:04] Emo
    This is bliss!
[12:06] Anna
    How, how terribly cute indeed!
[12:10] Anna
    When you turn the lever,
    enormous plushies come out!
[12:15] Mel
    Sarara's turn next!
[12:33] Sara
    She is quite adorable...
[12:36] Sara
    But the most adorable of all is Anna.
[12:38] Sara
    And of course, you,
    our viewers, are very cute too!
[12:43] Girls
    Sara-sama's so cool!
[12:44] ---
    Cool!
[12:47] Mira
    Sara-chan, keep it up!
[12:49] Sara
    Let's head this way next.
[12:51] Sara
    Yes!
[12:59] Sara
    Wh-What is Cotton-chan doing here?!
[13:22] Mira
    Sara-chan!
[13:27] Sara
    Flash!
[13:30] Sara
    Heave-ho!
[13:34] Sara
    Cotton-chan seemed to leap
    right for Anna's cuteness!
[13:40] Anna
    Thank you, Sara...
[13:43] All
    That's our Sara-sama!
[13:44] Lou
    Aw, we almost had her!
[13:47] Devi
    Don't worry. There are L-O-T-S more
    pranks where that came from.
[13:53] Mel
    Hey, it's Ojama Tricks!
[13:56] Devi
    I T-O-L-D you, we're Oshama Tricks!
[14:01] Lou
    Farewell!
[14:09] Sara
    E-Excuse me.
[14:11] Sara
    I need to take a break.
[14:13] Anna
    Sara?
[14:15] Mira
    I hope she's okay...
[14:22] Sara
    I need to wash my face and calm down.
[14:28] Sara
    Even here?!
[14:32] Sara
    At times like these,
     I play my guitar to calm myself.
[14:39] Sara
    Wh-What should I do?
[14:42] Devi
    You there, you there.
[14:44] Devi
    Do you F-E-E-L under the weather?
[14:47] Devi
    As a N-I-C-E police officer,
    I'll take you somewhere you can R-E-S-T!
[14:59] Devi
    Here we are.
[15:00] Sara
    Thank you very much.
[15:03] Devi
    Grin!
[15:08] Lou
    So heavy!
[15:10] Devi
    Now, for the finishing P-R-A-N-K...
[15:12] Devi
    Start!
[15:20] Silk
    Welcome to Silk's room!
[15:22] Silk
    I spent all night getting
    it ready for Cute Fest!
[15:25] Emo
    Let's have fun hanging with Silk!
[15:33] Rin
    Huh? Was that Sara-chan just now?
[15:37] Sara
    Did Sara-chan hit her cuteness limit?
[15:41] Sara
    That's it!
[15:45] Devi
    Soon, Oshama Tricks'
    P-R-A-N-K will be a success!
[15:50] Lou
    We're streamin' live to the whole world!
[15:57] Mira
    Heyo!
[16:00] Mira
    Backed by smiles that sparkle and shine,
[16:02] Mira
    the exciting Silk has arrived!
[16:05] Sara
    Could that be...
[16:06] Mira
    I'm here!
[16:08] Mira
    Okay, ready and...
[16:09] Mira
    Say hey-ho! Yeah!
[16:11] Anna
    What is all that noise?
[16:13] Mira
    Hey-ho! Say hey-ho! Yeah!
    Say hey-ho! Yeah!
[16:13] ---
    What?
[16:14] Devi
    Wh-What is this curious creature?
[16:17] Lou
    What creature?
[16:22] Sara
    Mirai-kun...
[16:23] Sara
    She wanted to save me.
[16:26] Sara
    A song for Cotton-chan!
[16:28] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[16:31] Sara
    As sweet as the candy that bears your name!
[16:36] Sara
    You'll never be forgotten, Cotton!
[16:39] Mel
    Sara's as cool as ever!
[16:41] ---
    Hey, Cotton!
[16:42] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[16:43] Anna
    She truly is amazing.
[16:45] Anna
    Don't you agree?
[16:46] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[16:48] Mira
    Sara-chan, you rock!
[16:49] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[16:50] Emo
    I had no idea...
[16:51] Emo
    that's what Silk-chan looked like!
[16:52] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[16:53] Rin
    So truly cute!
[16:55] Sara
    Washington and yakiton...
[16:56] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[16:58] Sara
    You'll never be forgotten, Cotton!
[16:59] Girl
    The cooler Sara-sama is,
    the hotter my heart burns!
[17:03] ---
    Hey, Cotton!
[17:04] Girl
    She's just so great!
[17:05] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[17:06] Girl
    Cotton-chan and Sara-chan make a great pair!
[17:08] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[17:09] Girl
    I envy Cotton-chan so much!
[17:11] Sara
    Baton, mitten... Hey, Cotton!
[17:11] Mega
    She's really getting a lot of likes.
[17:14] Sara
    You'll never be forgotten, Cotton!
[17:14] Mega
    Tell Meltic StAr to put on a great concert
    to really kick off this festival!
[17:23] Mega
    "Guitar? I Tried It!" App set!
[17:27] Mega
    PriTicket, slash!
[17:31] Mega
    Let it be burned into your mind's eye!
[17:33] Mega
    My rocking PriChan is going on the air!
[17:40] Mega
    Cute!
[17:41] Mega
    Smooth!
[17:43] Mega
    Check it!
[17:47] Mega
    Crisp!
[17:48] Mega
    Behold my perfect cool ensemble!
[17:54] Mega
    Allow me to show you...
[17:56] Mega
    My lovely ensemble!
[18:01] Mega
    It's a...
[18:03] Mega
    Mel-Mel cool ensemble!
[18:09] Mega
    We are Meltic StAr!
[18:11] Mega
    Our outfits today are the Funky Fur Ensemble.
[18:13] Mega
    They're covered in spangles
    that dazzle with light.
[18:17] Mega
    Now, let Meltic StAr's concert...
[18:19] Mega
    Start!
[18:20] Mega
    Indeed!
[18:40] [SONG] ---
    I made a wish on a point of light
[18:44] [SONG] ---
    But in a flash, it was gone
[18:47] [SONG] ---
    Longing for, longing for, longing for...
[18:50] [SONG] ---
    Chu-chu-la!
[18:51] [SONG] ---
    Longing for, longing for, longing for a star!
[18:55] [SONG] ---
    It shot right by me, shining
[18:58] [SONG] ---
    The next thing I knew, I felt it happen...
[19:01] [SONG] ---
    My big bang!
[19:02] [SONG] ---
    Longing for, longing for, longing for a star!
[19:05] [SONG] ---
    Sparkling and dancing in the sky
[19:11] [SONG] ---
    Just like a star
[19:12] [SONG] ---
    Now I'm searching for its trail
[19:16] [SONG] ---
    Up and shooting song! Up and shooting dance!
[19:20] [SONG] ---
    Up and shooting this stage!
[19:23] [SONG] ---
    Cometic Silhouette
[19:25] [SONG] ---
    Showering down happiness
[19:27] [SONG] ---
    All the universe is our dance hall
[19:30] [SONG] ---
    Lovely, cool, and pop mixing together...
[19:31] Mega
    Ready, set... We tried it!
[19:34] [SONG] ---
    Make a new world!
[19:37] [SONG] ---
    Cometic Silhouette
[19:40] [SONG] ---
    Showering down happiness
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    All the universe is our dance hall
[19:42] Mega
    Shred that beat!
[19:44] Mega
    Let it resound in your heart!
[19:45] [SONG] ---
    With the flash of a star that's ours alone...
[19:47] Mega
    Sparking guitar rhythm...
[19:49] [SONG] ---
    Make a new world!
[19:51] Mega
    for you!
[19:52] [SONG] ---
    Cometic Silhouette
[19:54] [SONG] ---
    The tail of your imagination
[19:56] [SONG] ---
    stretches on forever and ever!
[19:59] [SONG] ---
    Look up and you'll see it...
[20:03] [SONG] ---
    Our singing Meltic StAr!
[20:07] [SONG] ---
    Our shining Meltic StAr!
[20:14] Mega
    It's the Sparkle Button!
[20:16] Mega
    The moment of destiny!
[20:18] Mega
    Let's take this Sparkle Chance!
[20:22] Mega
    Wow!
[20:24] Mega
    The Designers Seven...
[20:26] Mega
    and a sparkling mirror ball!
[20:28] Mega
    Sparkle Chance, switch on!
[20:32] Mega
    Sparkle!
[20:33] Mega
    I'm being dressed up in the Sparkle Ensemble!
[20:37] Mega
    Sparkle Ensemble complete!
[20:52] Mega
    Sparkle Roulette!
[20:54] Mega
    Go!
[20:57] Mega
    Sparkle Ticket!
[21:01] Mega
    The capstone of Cute Fest
    is the Cotton-chan Parade!
[21:06] Mega
    Cotton-chan's pals are all here!
[21:11] Mega
    And here's Midorikawa Sara-chan,
    who was named Cotton-chan's best friend.
[21:17] All
    Sara-sama, so cool!
[21:22] Anna
    I truly am proud of our Sara.
[21:25] Mel
    Sarara, you're so cool!
[21:31] Sara
    Thank you, Mirai-kun.
[21:33] Sara
    Let's go cuddle more cute
    things together some time.
[21:39] Mira
    Sure!
[21:45] Devi
    We were so C-L-O-S-E
    to pulling off that prank!
[21:50] Lou
    Let's vent some steam.
[21:52] Lou
    I'm gonna go blow all my allowance
    on the Cute Fest raffle.
[21:59] Man
    Congratulations! You won the big prize!
[21:59] Sign
    Big Prizes!
[21:59] Sign
    Cute Fest Raffle
[21:59] Sign
    No dud draws!
[22:05] Man
    Three truckfulls of Silk-chan!
[22:11] Devi
    We do N-O-T want this!
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[23:50] Devi
    Hey, you know Arrows?
[23:52] Devi
    Aren't they a rather popular
    male PriChan idol group?
[23:55] Devi
    Takaya is so handsome! Ayumin is so cute!
[23:58] Devi
    They're the most emolicious ever!
[24:00] Devi
    As it happens, I know them both.
[24:02] Devi
    For real?
[24:03] Devi
    Let's have them on the Kiratts' channel, then!
[24:06] Devi
    I'm afraid that might not be possible...
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    Wait, they're breaking up?!
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    Our circle of followers connects and grows!
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    Our lovely show is going on the air!