E26 - Pranking? We Tried It!

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[00:02] Mega
    Now, Mickey Nikaido of Universe Queen
     and the Designers Seven
[00:08] Mega
    has an important announcement to make.
[00:13] Mic
    My Universe Queen is about to hold...
[00:17] Mic
    Universe Queen presents...
[00:21] Mic
    the Shiny Friends Special Event!
[00:28] Mic
    To all you PriChan idols seeking
    a gorgeous sparkle...
[00:32] Mic
    Send in your submissions, baby!
SIGN    Pranking? We Tried It!
SIGN    "Pranking? We Tried It!"
[02:11] Anna
    As I said, we have
    no comment on the matter.
[02:15] Rep
    But they just announced the
    Shiny Friends Special Event!
[02:19] Rep
    Surely Meltic StAr is going to participate.
[02:22] Rep
    Could you confirm?
[02:23] Rep
    Please, just a word!
[02:25] Anna
    I'm telling you, no comme—
[02:26] Mel
    Of course we'll be there!
[02:29] Anna
    Darn it!
[02:30] Anna
    I wanted to gather up the press and
     make a gorgeous announcement of it!
[02:35] Sara
    Now, now.
[02:36] Sara
    It's a good time to announce it.
[02:38] Anna
    If you insist.
[02:41] Anna
    Meltic StAr will indeed be participating
    in the Shiny Friends Special Event!
[02:49] Anna
    And we shall be victorious!
[02:53] Mel
    It'll be more fun with all three of us!
SIGN    Deluxe Scientific Research Institute
[03:00] Sci
    It's just as we feared.
[03:02] Sci
    There's no time to lose.
[03:05] Sci
    Shido Mel is a one-in-a-hundred...
    no, a one-in-a-billion genius.
[03:10] Sci
    Thanks to her, the Deluxe Research Institute
    has made all kinds of advancements.
[03:16] Sci
    To abandon her research and
    become a PriChan idol...
[03:21] Sci
    Her departure has put a stop
     to as many projects
[03:23] ---
    as there are stars in the sky.
[03:26] Sci
    Director! Our laboratory...
[03:29] Sci
    No, all of humanity will suffer for this!
[03:32] Sci
    I understand.
[03:33] Sci
    From what I've seen, Shido Mel is staking
    a great deal on this special event.
[03:39] Sci
    Yet the more fervent your passion,
    the heavier the blow of defeat falls.
[03:44] Sci
    Should she lose, she may yet return to us.
[03:50] Sci
    But Meltic StAr is quite skilled.
[03:54] Sci
    How are we to stop them from winning?
[03:57] Sci
    I've already made arrangements.
[04:00] Devi
    Well, well!
[04:01] Devi
    Does this mean it's me and Lou's T-U-R-N?
[04:04] Lo
    Choosin' me an' Devi shows
    you got great taste!
[04:08] Sci
    Who are these people?
[04:11] Sci
    I'm the mischief-loving Fudo D-E-V-I!
[04:15] Sci
    And I'm "Don't Get Mad" Asuka Lou!
[04:18] Sci
    We're the popular prank PriChan I-D-O-L-S...
[04:22] Sci
    And together they call us...
[04:24] Sci
    Oshama Tricks!
[04:26] Sci
    Oshama...
[04:28] Sci
    Tricks?
[04:29] Devi
    We just need to stop Meltic Whatever
    from winning the event, right?
[04:36] Lou
    That's, like, right up our alley an' stuff!
[04:39] Devi
    But our payment demands are H-I-G-H!
[04:43] Sci
    I am aware.
[04:49] Sci
    If you succeed on your mission,
    all this will be yours.
[04:52] Devi
    You're smart, mister, you know that?
[04:55] Lou
    Yeah! Yeah!
[04:57] Sci
    Do we have a deal, then?
[04:59] Lou
    We're Oshama Tricks...
[05:01] Devi
    And you can count on U-S!
[05:08] Mira
    There are so many participants today!
[05:11] Rin
    I recognize some from the last contest, too.
[05:14] Emo
    Ha! No matter how many rivals we face,
[05:17] Emo
    we'll win with our superlative emoliciousness!
[05:20] Anna
    My, what a confident declaration!
[05:23] Anna
    I do hope it doesn't come back to bite you.
[05:26] Emo
    Come crawling out from under your rock?
[05:29] Anna
    Kindly do not speak of me
     as if I were some bug.
[05:34] Mega
    These are two teams to watch for,
    Miracle Kiratts and Meltic StAr!
[05:38] Mega
    Sparks are already flying!
[05:40] Mega
    Meanwhile, the twins of NaRu Sister,
     Sensui Riko and Sensui Rin,
[05:45] ---
    are getting an enthusiastic
    welcome from their fans!
[05:49] Riko
    You're so cute, Rin.
[05:50] Rin
    So are you, Riko.
[05:52] Rin
    Riko-sama!
[05:53] Rin
    Rin-sama! Look at me!
[05:55] Yuz
    I believe NaRu Sister has modeled
    for Universe Queen before.
[06:00] Mega
    Yes. The rumors said they'd be here for sure.
[06:05] Mega
    Another hot appearance...
[06:07] Mega
    are the PriChan idols getting some popularity
[06:10] ---
    among certain circles for their prank streams,
[06:11] Mega
    Ojama Tricks!
[06:13] Devi
    N-O-P-E! Not Ojama! Oshama Tricks!
[06:17] Yuz
    That one is a surprise.
[06:19] Yuz
    They mostly just stream videos
    of themselves playing pranks on people.
[06:24] Yuz
    They don't usually take part
    in events like these.
[06:32] ---
    Hup!
[06:32] ---
    Huh?!
[06:43] Mick
    And... hup!
[06:51] Sara
    He's as amazing as ever.
[06:53] Mel
    Yeah! He's all whoosh and looking good!
[06:57] Mick
    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[07:00] Mick
    Now, let the show begin!
    Universe Queen presents...
[07:04] Mick
    the Shiny Friends Special Event!
[07:09] Mira
    Wow, how flashy!
[07:12] Emo
    I love it, I love it!
[07:13] Emo
    This feels so darn emolicious!
[07:15] Mick
    Now, allow me to explain
    the rules of the competition.
[07:18] Mick
    All around this theme park,
     Mickey Studio Japan,
[07:22] Mick
    you shall find hidden cards.
[07:24] Mick
    Each card has a mission and
    point value inscribed thereon.
[07:26] Sign
    Ride the Teacups Ten Times
[07:28] Mick
    If you clear the mission, you get the points.
[07:31] Mick
    The top two groups with the most
    points when the clock runs out
[07:35] Mick
    will clear the preliminaries
    and move on to the finale!
[07:40] Rin
    Only two groups?
[07:42] Mick
    And the winner of the finale...
[07:46] Mick
    will earn this brand new outfit,
    the Funky Fur Ensemble!
[07:54] Mick
    Everyone... You want that
    Funky Fur Ensemble?!
[07:58] All
    Yeah!
[08:00] Anna
    I am going to win that thing!
[08:02] Mel
    Mel-Mel will work hard too!
[08:19] Mick
    The Shiny Friends Special Event has begun!
[08:23] Mick
    The teams are spread out across the park
[08:25] ---
    looking for those mission cards!
[08:28] Yuz
    You have to find cards before
    you can do anything, I guess.
[08:32] Mega
    Which team will find something first?!
[08:35] Emo
    Where're the cards? Where?
    Where are they?!
[08:39] Rin
    I found one!
[08:42] Emo
    Well, well? What's it say?
[08:45] Rin
    Let's see... "Ride the Blue Tower.
     Twenty points."
[08:49] Rin
    The Blue Tower? What's that?
[08:49] Sign
    Ride the Blue Tower
[08:52] Mira
    It's probably the name of an attraction...
[08:55] Mira
    Could that be it?
[09:01] Mira
    We get points just for riding a ride?
[09:04] ---
    We're so lucky!
[09:05] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[09:09] Mira
    How exciting!
[09:21] Rin
    They must call it the Blue Tower
    because it makes you turn blue.
[09:25] Mira
    Emo-chan, you okay?
[09:26] Emo
    I think so...
[09:28] Rin
    Um, I looked closer,
[09:30] Rin
    and the fine print says we can get
    another ten points for riding it again...
[09:39] Anna
    Just where are those cards?
[09:40] Emo
    This is so not emolicious!
[09:41] Mel
    An-An, over there!
[09:44] Anna
    Over there indeed!
[09:46] Anna
    Let's get it!
[09:52] Sara
    It's an invisible wall.
[09:54] Mel
    Acrylic, huh?
[09:56] Anna
    What's this doing here?!
[09:58] Anna
    I've never seen something so absurd!
[10:09] Mega
    NaRu Sister has found a mission!
[10:12] Mega
    "Stream a runway show and
    fill this gauge with likes!"
[10:16] Yuz
    That'll be hard, I bet!
[10:29] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[10:34] Ruka
    It's easy for us to fill a
    like gauge with a runway show.
[10:39] Rin
    I love it when you're confident, Sister.
[10:41] Ruka
    You too, Rin.
SIGN    NaRu Sister
SIGN    Amechans
SIGN    Meltic Star
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts
[10:45] Mega
    Wow! NaRu Sister has sprung to the top!
[10:49] Yuz
    They're just as good as you'd expect.
[11:09] Anna
    I swear!
[11:10] Anna
    Why does this keep happening to me?
[11:14] Mel
    Donuts!
[11:20] Mel
    Hey, it's nighttime all of a sudden!
[11:23] Anna
    How could you fall for such an obvious trap?
[11:27] Anna
    Sara?
[11:31] Anna
    How did you get caught too?
[11:33] Sara
    I, uh, was careless...
[11:35] Sara
    It was a truly clever trap they set for me.
[11:40] Devi
    I can't believe S-H-E tripped that one!
[11:43] Lou
    Yeah, how surprisin'.
SIGN    Amechans
SIGN    Meltic Star
SIGN    NaRu Sister
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts
SIGN    Meltic Star
SIGN    Amechans
[11:47] Mega
    Look! Meltic StAr is in second place!
[11:50] Mel
    Yahoo! Mel-Mel's group
    is in second, they said!
[11:54] Anna
    We must continue to clear even more missions.
[11:57] Devi
    How can they have T-H-A-T many points,
[12:01] Devi
    even with us getting in their W-A-Y?!
[12:04] Lou
    A mystery, I tell ya! A regular mystery!
[12:07] Devi
    Okay, we just gotta
    mess with them even M-O-R-E!
SIGN    NaRu Sister
SIGN    Meltic Star
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts
SIGN    Amechans
[12:12] Mega
    Miracle Kiratts has risen to third!
[12:15] Mega
    Can the group who won the spring and
    summer events sustain their momentum?!
[12:19] Yuz
    But the time limit is coming up...
[12:22] Meg
    Only the top two groups will
    clear the preliminaries!
[12:25] Meg
    At this rate, Miracle Kiratts won't qualify!
[12:28] Meg
    What'll they do?
[12:29] Meg
    Well? What will you do, Miracle Kiratts?!
[12:31] Emo
    What exactly are we supposed to do?
[12:34] Mira
    We need to complete a mission and
    earn more points. That's all.
[12:38] Emo
    But we're out of time.
[12:40] Rin
    I know a way.
[12:42] ---
    What?
[12:42] Rin
    We don't have time to clear
    missions with all three of us,
[12:46] Rin
    so let's split up and each take on
     a mission of our own.
[12:50] Mira
    Of course! Then we'll get
    lots of points at once!
[12:53] Emo
    But are you sure it'll be that easy?
[12:56] Rin
    You never know until you try.
[12:58] Rin
    Right?
[12:59] Mira
    Right!
[13:00] Emo
    Yeah!
[13:05] Sign
    Soft-Serve Ice Cream
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:10] All
    Fill your like gauge... with a concert?!
[13:19] ---
    Okay!
[13:37] All
    "Flower Shop? I Tried It!" App set!
[13:37] All
    "Cheerleading? I Tried It!" App set!
[13:37] All
    "Magic? I Tried It!" App set!
[13:41] All
    PriTicket, slash!
[13:45] All
    Backed by smiles that sparkle and shine,
[13:48] All
    our exciting PriChan is going on the air!
[13:52] All
    My outfit today is the
    Girl's Yell Sparkle Ensemble!
[13:55] All
    It's got a marching band theme!
[13:58] [SONG] ---
    Wow! Caution!
[13:59] All
    Bursting with bop!
[13:59] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor!
[14:01] All
    Jumping with energy!
[14:01] [SONG] ---
    (E-M-O-T!)
[14:02] [SONG] ---
    Hey, Love Love Sensor!
[14:04] All
    It's my pop ensemble!
[14:04] [SONG] ---
    (I-O-N! Yeah!)
[14:06] [SONG] ---
    Really? Wow! Get ready to shout!
[14:09] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor! It's time to rock!
[14:12] [SONG] ---
    (Emotion! Yeah!)
[14:14] [SONG] ---
    No plans for the day,
    doing whatever catches my eye
[14:17] [SONG] ---
    But always ready to be myself!
[14:20] [SONG] ---
    Going online to dance, looking for a chance
[14:24] [SONG] ---
    Here we go! Now it's my turn!
[14:27] [SONG] ---
    I wanna do that... or maybe that?
[14:30] [SONG] ---
    With my girls who never give up!
[14:33] [SONG] ---
    You're my best friend!
    And don't you doubt it!
[14:36] [SONG] ---
    You know we've always had a connection!
[14:39] [SONG] ---
    When I feel my soul start to ache,
[14:42] [SONG] ---
    (Yeah! Yeah!)
[14:42] [SONG] ---
    I know I'm gonna catch something big!
[14:45] Rin
    Ready, set... I Tried It!
[14:46] [SONG] ---
    My heart just won't stop pounding!
[14:49] [SONG] ---
    I don't have a reason!
    Since when do I need one?
[14:49] Rin
    Here I go!
[14:51] Rin
    Hey!
[14:53] Rin
    Say yes!
[14:53] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor!
[14:55] Rin
    One more time!
[14:55] [SONG] ---
    The caution of emotion leads to fusion
[14:58] [SONG] ---
    Too much love triggers a warning
[15:01] Rin
    Pom-pom sky high dream!
[15:02] [SONG] ---
    But I can't stop this electricity
    running through me!
[15:06] [SONG] ---
    Destiny's knocking every day!
[15:08] [SONG] ---
    Everything just feels so good!
[15:10] [SONG] ---
    (Really? Really?)
[15:11] [SONG] ---
    This feeling is mine alone! Yeah!
[15:15] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow's trends all go by the same thing
[15:18] [SONG] ---
    (Instep? Insole?)
[15:20] [SONG] ---
    Instinct!
[15:21] [SONG] ---
    Really? Wow! Get ready to shout!
[15:24] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor! It's time to rock!
[15:33] All
    My outfit today is the
    Secret Alice Sparkle Ensemble.
[15:36] All
    I love the contrast in fit,
     both tight and frilly!
[15:40] All
    A sparkling...
[15:41] All
    miracle!
[15:44] All
    This cool ensemble is a personal revelation!
[15:46] [SONG] ---
    I've been hiding these
    vibrations away for so long
[15:53] [SONG] ---
    Living in a perfectly square world
[15:57] [SONG] ---
    If only I could dive right in...
[16:01] [SONG] ---
    Oh, if I could just find a way to bring forth
[16:04] [SONG] ---
    a little more courage and determination...
[16:08] [SONG] ---
    I might just find a sparkling future
[16:11] [SONG] ---
    waiting for me somewhere out there!
[16:15] [SONG] ---
    Supporting my fellow dreamers
    (I know)
[16:18] [SONG] ---
    That's my mission
[16:22] [SONG] ---
    But I've found a place
    (Lovely!)
[16:24] [SONG] ---
    Where I can be me
    (Freely!)
[16:25] [SONG] ---
    And shine brightly for all to see!
[16:29] [SONG] ---
    Get that makeup on point!
[16:31] [SONG] ---
    It's time to blow this joint!
[16:32] [SONG] ---
    Reborn with a smile!
[16:36] [SONG] ---
    My heart beats with the will to shine
[16:39] Rin
    Ready, set... I tried it!
[16:40] [SONG] ---
    There's no reason to be shy
[16:42] [SONG] ---
    We're here and flying high
[16:44] Rin
    It's showtime!
[16:46] [SONG] ---
    I won't give up my cool style
[16:46] ---
    Tra la la... voila!
[16:50] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop my inspiration
[16:53] Rin
    Dazzling mysterious magic!
[16:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll show you who I really want to be!
[16:58] [SONG] ---
    Behold! It's happening!
[17:01] [SONG] ---
    My sparkling awakening reincarnation!
[17:07] [SONG] ---
    Set your future to sparkle!
[17:09] All
    My ensemble today is the
    Sweet Honey Sparkle Ensemble!
[17:11] [SONG] ---
    Beat to the rhythm: One, Two, Sweets!
[17:12] All
    The skirt is so poofy and frilly!
[17:15] [SONG] ---
    Now get out your courage
[17:16] All
    Love-love!
[17:18] All
    Look! Check out my lovely ensemble!
[17:18] [SONG] ---
    and mix it in, little by little!
[17:23] [SONG] ---
    Dance, ta-ta-tan! Tarts, ta-tan!
[17:25] [SONG] ---
    Cakes, glace, and Chantilly
[17:29] [SONG] ---
    in a colorful, sparkling pâtisserie!
[17:32] [SONG] ---
    Raspberries, vanilla, and apples too!
[17:35] [SONG] ---
    So many of my favorites!
[17:37] [SONG] ---
    I can't choose!
[17:38] [SONG] ---
    (What should I do?)
[17:39] [SONG] ---
    When the light-as-air batter won't hold up,
[17:43] [SONG] ---
    it's time for some top-down tempering!
[17:45] [SONG] ---
    Give it lovely decorations,
    dress it with confidence
[17:49] [SONG] ---
    and eat it right up! Now that's happiness!
[17:52] [SONG] ---
    (Delicious!)
[17:53] [SONG] ---
    As long as you don't give up,
[17:56] [SONG] ---
    you'll see it gets better and better! (Yeah!)
[17:57] Aud
    Ready, set... I tried it!
[18:00] [SONG] ---
    Set your aspirations to preheat,
    then bake them golden-brown!
[18:02] Aud
    So many flowers!
[18:05] Aud
    How exciting!
[18:06] [SONG] ---
    Set your future to sparkle!
[18:07] Aud
    It's ready!
[18:10] [SONG] ---
    Beat to the rhythm: One, Two, Sweets!
[18:12] Aud
    A million exciting flowers for the future!
[18:13] [SONG] ---
    Now get out your courage
[18:16] [SONG] ---
    and mix it in, little by little!
[18:17] Aud
    Welcome!
[18:19] [SONG] ---
    Shazam! Have a taste of those feelings!
[18:23] [SONG] ---
    You need more than just
    sweetness, though! (Spice!)
[18:27] [SONG] ---
    You see how much a normal
    girl like me can shine?
[18:34] [SONG] ---
    Aerate those expectations!
[18:35] [SONG] ---
    Macawonder! Macaron-ron!
[18:46] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[18:56] Mega
    Incredible! The Kiratts
    have taken the top spot!
SIGN    Meltic Star
[18:59] Mega
    At this rate, the third-ranked Meltic StAr
    won't reach the finale!
[19:02] Mega
    Can they make a comeback?!
[19:06] Anna
    "Retrieve the golden pumpkin
    from the Halloween House"?
[19:14] Sara
    Let's hurry!
[19:15] Mel
    We're almost out of time!
[19:17] Anna
    I-Indeed...
[19:27] Anna
    D-Does it seem to you as if we're
    headed toward more monsters?
[19:32] Mel
    The way with the most obstacles
    always has the treasure!
[19:35] Sara
    Look! There!
[19:42] Mel
    It's the golden pumpkin!
[19:45] Sara
    But it's so high up...
[19:47] Lou
    I was thinkin' they'd run outta
    time before they found it!
[19:50] Devi
    B-U-T they won't have enough time
    to climb all the way to the T-O-P!
[19:54] Anna
    This isn't good. Time's almost up.
[19:57] Sara
    Anna!
[20:03] Anna
    Here I go!
[20:16] Devi
    Not so fast!
[20:23] Sara
    She did it!
[20:28] Sara
    I'm t-t-too high up!
[20:30] Sara
    Anna!
[20:39] Anna
    Ow, ow, ow...
[20:42] Mel
    Nice catch!
SIGN    NaRu Sister
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts
[20:44] Mega
    Meltic StAr slides in at the buzzer!
SIGN    Meltic StAr
[20:47] Mega
    They've overtaken NaRu Sister
    and made it to the finals!
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts
SIGN    Meltic StAr
[20:53] Ruka
    It can't be. For our beauty
    not to reach the finale...
[20:57] Rin
    It's shocking. But you're beautiful,
     even in shock.
[21:01] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[21:06] Anna
    But Mel, how did you know I'd fall there?
[21:11] Mel
    I calculated where you'd fall
    given your angle and velocity!
[21:16] Sara
    That's very impressive, Mel.
[21:18] Mel
    But it's not just Mel-Mel who's impressive!
[21:21] Mel
    Sarara and An-An are both
    impressively marvelous!
[21:25] Anna
    In other words, together,
    we're simply invincible!
[21:32] Devi
    Argh! I wanted to get her all goopy
    with the goo ball we gooped up!
[21:39] Lou
    It just ain't comin' off!
[21:42] Devi
    Meltic StAr... we'll have our
    revenge on you someday S-O-O-N!
[21:46] Lou
    Real soon!
[21:49] Mick
    Now, let me to introduce
    our two teams advancing to the finale!
[21:53] Mick
    First up, Miracle Kiratts who took
    the top spot in the preliminaries!
[21:59] Mick
    And then the team who made
    an incredible comeback, Meltic StAr!
[22:04] ---
    Yay!
[22:06] Mick
    Who will win the Shiny Friends Special Event
     and the Funky Fur Ensemble?!
[22:13] Mick
    Look forward to the finale, baby!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
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    To Be Continued!!
SIGN    Next time
[23:50] Sign
    It's no use!
[23:51] ---
    We simply cannot do it in our current state!
[23:55] Sign
    What's wrong with you, Anna?
[23:56] Sign
    Meltic StAr is still lacking something!
[24:01] Sign
    Lacking something?
[24:02] Sign
    I know! Donuts!
[24:04] Sign
    Surely you jest!
[24:05] Sign
    What we're lacking... is...
SIGN    Next time: "Finish With a Smile? We Tried It!"
SIGN    Our circle of followers connects and grows!
SIGN    Finish With a Smile? We Tried It!
SIGN    Our lovely show is going on the air!
SIGN    Indeed!