E7 - Film a Cat Video? We Tried It!

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[00:09] Rin
    The Miracle Kiratts channel has
    been getting more followers lately.
[00:13] Mira
    Yeah! But I still want even
     more people to see it.
[00:17] Emo
    If we keep making super emolicious shows,
    we'll keep racking up the views!
[00:21] Emo
    Let's just keep at it!
[00:26] Mira
    Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Emo-chan?
[00:32] Emo
    Oh, a kitty-cat!
[00:34] Both
    How cute!
[00:36] Both
    Hey, little buddy!
[00:37] Rin
    Looks like he has a collar.
     Does he belong to someone?
[00:40] Rin
    M-I-K-E?
[00:43] Rin
    Miké-chan?
[00:45] Rin
    Hello, Miké-chan!
[00:47] Rin
    There aren't any houses around here...
[00:49] Rin
    I wonder where he came from.
[00:50] Emo
    I'm a wall... I'm a wall...
[00:54] Emo
    A super emolicious wall...
[00:55] Rin
    What are you doing, Emo-chan?
[00:58] Mira
    Wait, Emo-chan, are you still afraid of cats?
[01:01] Rin
    What? You are?
[01:02] Rin
    That's terrible! They're so cute!
[01:08] Rin
    No! Don't come any closer!
[01:15] Mira
    It's a pretty serious phobia...
[01:20] Mira
    PriChan is a dream network where you can
    make and stream your very own content!
[01:25] Mira
    Let's create splendidly sparkling
    shows with all our friends!
SIGN    Film a Cat Video? We Tried It!
[03:00] ---
    "Film a Cat Video? We Tried It!"
[03:07] Mira
    Isn't he cute?
[03:09] Mira
    I've never gotten to spend
    this much time with a cat before.
[03:12] Rin
    Really?
[03:13] Mira
    Well, my family runs a bakery,
    so we can't exactly have pets.
[03:17] Rina
    And my father's allergic to cats, so...
[03:19] Mira
    But I really want one!
[03:21] Mira
    I feel for you!
[03:23] Emo
    Not me...
[03:26] Mega
    Hello, ladies!
[03:27] Mira
    Meganee-san!
[03:29] Yuz
    And Big Brother!
[03:30] Mega
    Oh? Where'd that cat come from?
[03:33] Yuz
    What a cute little kitty-cat!
[03:35] Yuz
    Is he yours, Mirai-chan?
[03:37] Mira
    No, we just found him on the street.
[03:39] Rin
    We're trying to find his owner,
    but we're not having any luck.
[03:42] Rin
    So we're holding on to him for now.
[03:45] Yuz
    A lost cat, huh? Poor thing.
[03:48] Rin
    I'm sure his owner is worried.
[03:52] Mira
    I know! We can use our PriChan!
[03:54] Mira
    Let's put a message out!
[03:56] Rin
    Great idea!
[03:57] Rin
    If we can get the word out that he's here,
    I'm sure his owner will come for him.
[04:01] Emo
    W-Wait just a minute!
[04:03] Emo
    D-Does that mean we're doing
    a stream with that cat?!
[04:06] Mira
    Yeah!
[04:07] Mira
    Miké-chan, I'm going to reunite
    you with your owner.
SIGN    Meeting in progress
[04:17] Rin
    Unfortunately, I don't think our channel has
    enough viewers to really get the word out.
[04:24] Mira
    How can we increase our reach
     to make sure the owner gets word?
[04:31] Mira
    I know! Maybe this PriChan
    can teach us something.
SIGN    Kitty-Cat Channel
[04:34] Emo
    "Kitty-Cat Channel"?
[04:36] Rin
    It's always a top performer
    in the PriChan rankings.
[04:40] Neko
    Yo, yo, yo! I'm the cat-loving Nekotaro, yo!
[04:45] Neko
    I'm gonna catch the
    cattiest cats ever to cat!
[04:48] Neko
    Cat-check, yo!
[04:50] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[04:58] Emo
    What in the world?
[05:00] Mira
    Aren't his cat videos just the best?
[05:02] Rin
    Indeed. They all have so many likes.
[05:04] Rin
    You can see why he's a top ranker.
[05:06] Mira
    If we do a cute video like this,
    lots of people will watch.
[05:11] ---
    Miké-chan's owner is sure to see him!
[05:15] Mira
    Okay! Let's film a sparkling cat video!
[05:18] Emo
    Hold on a darn minute!
[05:20] Mira
    Miracle Kiratts Channel!
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel
[05:27] Rin
    Okay, let's roll.
[05:28] Rin
    Action!
[05:35] Emo
    It's after me!
[05:37] Emo
    I hate this...
[05:39] Rin
    A-Action!
[05:42] Rin
    Hello! I'm Beary, Miké-chan's buddy!
[05:46] Emo
    I-I'm his buddy too!
[05:48] Emo
    Let's play, yo, yo, yo!
[05:52] Emo
    It's after me again!
[05:56] Rin
    A-Action...
[05:58] Mira
    Rolly, roll! Rolly, roll, roll!
[06:03] Emo
    It's still after me!
[06:05] Emo
    No!
[06:06] Emo
    Roll, roll, roll!
[06:08] Emo
    Roll, roll, roll!
[06:09] Emo
    Roll, roll, roll!
[06:14] Mira
    Emo-chan, now! Pet him!
[06:17] Emo
    I can't...
[06:24] Mira
    We may need to find
    a solution before we can film this.
[06:29] Emo
    Can you tell me why cats
     are so obsessed with me?
[06:34] Emo
    I put out so many "I hate you" vibes!
[06:37] Emo
    It's always been this way...
[06:44] (Flashback) Emo
    Wh-What's with this cat?
[06:47] (Flashback) Emo
    It's glaring at me...
[06:57] (Flashback) Emo
    I'll just go another way.
[07:01] (Flashback) Emo
    Wh-What the...?!
[07:04] (Flashback) ---
    No!
[07:07] Emo
    Also...
[07:09] Emo
    Whenever I'd get on the slide,
    stray cats would wait at the bottom...
[07:14] Emo
    Whenever I'd take shelter from the rain
    at the park, they'd gather all around...
[07:20] (Flashback) Emo
    No!
[07:22] Emo
    What did I do to cats to deserve this?!
[07:25] Rin
    Any of those situations
    would be heaven for a cat-lover.
[07:29] Mira
    But considering the way
     cats come after you...
[07:32] Mira
    Maybe there's something
    about you that cats really like!
[07:36] Emo
    What?! They like something about me?!
[07:38] Rin
    It's a possibility.
[07:40] Rin
    Cats and Emo...
[07:42] Rin
    Well, you are fairly similar.
[07:44] Emo
    We absolutely are not!
[07:48] Mira
    At the very least,
     Miké-chan seems to like you.
[07:57] Mira
    See? Miké-chan's not scary, Emo-chan.
[08:00] Mira
    Why don't you take this chance
    to get a little friendlier with cats?
[08:05] Mira
    It'll be fine, perfectly fine.
[08:06] Rin
    Just give him a pet.
[08:16] Mira
    See? He's just fine.
[08:18] Emo
    Y-Yeah...
[08:24] Rin
    We haven't gotten a message
    from his owner yet, so...
[08:27] Mira
    Emo-chan!
[08:29] Mira
    Would you look after Miké-chan for the day?
[08:31] Rin
    We can't have him at our houses, so...
[08:59] Mom
    My, what a cute little kitty!
[09:01] Gram
    Emo really hates cats...
[09:03] Gram
    I never thought she'd bring one home!
[09:06] Shun
    I bet we'll have a hurricane tomorrow.
[09:09] Mom
    Will you be keeping the cat
    in your room tonight, Emo?
[09:12] Emo
    Heck no!
[09:13] Emo
    Shunta! You look after it!
[09:15] Shun
    Why should I? You brought it home!
[09:18] Shun
    You look after it!
[09:20] Emo
    No, not that way!
[09:26] Emo
    Hey! I do not give you
    permission to use my bed!
[09:35] Shun
    I think he likes your room, Sis.
[09:38] Gram
    Take good care of him, Emo.
[09:40] Emo
    Why is this happening to me?
[09:45] Emo
    Darn it. How did I get stuck with this?
[09:48] Emo
    Let's see...
[09:50] Emo
    "When a cat lives with people, it begins
     to think it's human and act like one."
SIGN    "Kitty Care Guide"
[09:56] Emo
    Wh-What?! Cats can use pillows?
[10:07] Emo
    He really used it!
[10:13] Emo
    What else do I need, then?
[10:17] Emo
    That took all of my allowance...
[10:21] Emo
    Here.
[10:24] Emo
    You want this too?
[10:28] Emo
    How about the brush?
[10:37] Emo
    Huh? What now?
[10:40] Emo
    You wanna play?
[10:54] Emo
    Look at him jump!
[10:56] Emo
    Say, you're pretty cool.
[11:00] Emo
    Hey, hey, hey! Can you do this too?
[11:03] Emo
    One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
[11:13] Emo
    That's so cool!
[11:15] Emo
    One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
[11:20] Emo
    Emolicious, emolicious! Super emolicious!
[11:22] Emo
    You're so emolicious, Miké!
[11:25] Emo
    Hey, cats are actually...
[11:29] Emo
    Nice, Miké! Let's give it one more go!
[11:39] Anna
    I'm Akagi Anna of Meltic StAr,
    and it's time for Celebrity TV.
[11:43] Anna
    A warm welcome to you all!
[11:45] Anna
    How does this day find you?
[11:47] Anna
    I feel rather like spending
    some time with adorable cats.
[11:51] Anna
    But ordinary cats could
    hardly keep up with me.
[11:55] Anna
    And so...
[11:59] Anna
    Let Akagi Anna's Special Super
     Gorgeous Cat Show begin!
[12:04] Both
    A tiger?!
[12:06] Anna
    Now, jump through this flaming hoop!
[12:14] Both
    Anna-chan!
[12:16] Anna
    H-Hey!
[12:21] Sara
    That's our Anna.
[12:22] Sara
    Her cuteness even transcends species.
[12:26] Anna
    But of course there's
    more where that came from!
[12:36] Sara
    A-Anna! That seems a bit much, even for you!
[12:45] Sara
    Hang in there, Anna!
[12:48] Anna
    D-Did you enjoy that, friends?
[12:51] Anna
    Transcending a mere cat video,
    it was a Felidae video!
[12:53] Anna
    What's that? You demand more?
[12:56] Anna
    Very well...
[12:58] Anna
    I'll have to bring on a tyrannosaurus!
[13:01] Anna
    Tune in next time!
[13:02] Sara
    Anna, that's not even close to a cat video.
[13:08] Mira
    Anna-chan really is amazing.
[13:10] Mira
    Though that was less like a cat video
    and more like her usual over-the-top stuff...
[13:15] Rin
    We're trying to do a cat video here,
    but she's going to steal all the thunder.
[13:19] Mira
    Maybe if Emo-chan
    can get along with the kitty,
[13:23] Mira
    we can still make a great video of our own!
[13:25] Emo
    That's right!
[13:28] Both
    Emo-chan!
[13:29] Mira
    How'd things go with Miké-chan?
[13:31] Rin
    Are you getting along now?
[13:32] Emo
    Yeah! He's super emolicious.
    He did the coolest stuff.
[13:39] Mira
    So you and Miké-chan
     are friends now, Emo-chan?
[13:42] Rin
    That's amazing! Just like that, overnight?
[13:45] Emo
    There's nothing I can't do.
[13:47] Emo
    Now, let's give that cat video another try.
[13:49] ---
    I've got something really emolicious in store!
[13:52] Emo
    Miracle Kiratts Channel!
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel
SIGN    "Film a Cat Video? We Tried It!"
[13:54] Sign
    "Film a Cat Video? We Tried It!"
[13:57] Sign
    Always searching for sparkling purreatness,
SIGN    Momoyama Mirai
[13:59] Sign
    I'm Momoyama Mew-rai!
[14:00] Sign
    En-fur-gizing your hearts with a cheer,
SIGN    Moegi Emo
[14:02] Sign
    I'm Meow-gi Emo!
[14:03] Rin
    And I'm Miké, meow!
[14:06] Rin
    And together, we're the sparkling,
    surprising... Miracle Kiratts!
[14:11] Rin
    Meow!
[14:14] Sign
    We're currently looking
    after a poor, lost kitty-cat.
[14:18] Sign
    We're gonna stream a super
    emolicious cat video,
[14:20] Sign
    so help us go viral and find his owner!
[14:24] Sign
    Let's get rolling, meow!
[14:27] Emo
    One, two! One, two! One, two!
[14:30] Emo
    Here we go!
[14:32] Emo
    Let's dance with a cat? We tried it!
[14:34] Emo
    One, two, three, meow!
[14:36] Emo
    One, two, three, meow!
[14:38] Emo
    Go, Kiratts, Miké, meow!
[14:40] Emo
    Go, Kiratts, Miké, meow!
[14:44] Girl
    So cute!
[14:45] Girl
    What an amazing cat.
[14:47] Girl
    I've never seen anything like it.
[14:49] Kid
    Hey, that's Shunta's sister!
[14:50] Rui
    She's dancing with a cat!
[14:52] Emo
    Yeah, Miké, keep it up!
[14:58] Neko
    Yo, I've got a great
    catch on a great cat vid!
[15:02] Neko
    Cat-cat-catch this cat on the
    Miracle Kiratts channel!
[15:05] Neko
    Take it away! Oh yeah!
[15:07] Anna
    Glance.
[15:13] Both
    One, two, three, meow!
[15:15] Both
    Go, Kiratts, Miké, meow!
[15:18] Both
    One, two, three, meow!
[15:19] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[15:24] Mega
    Girls, something amazing is happening
    on the Miracle Kiratts channel!
[15:28] Mega
    This is the most likes you've ever gotten!
[15:31] Mira
    Wow! So many people are watching the stream.
[15:34] Rin
    I'm sure Miké-chan's owner will see it now.
[15:42] Mira
    We're already qualified for a concert!
[15:44] Rin
    Emo-chan, head for the gate!
[15:48] Emo
    Okay!
[15:56] Emo
    "Cheerleading? I Tried It!" App set!
[16:00] Emo
    PriTicket, slash!
[16:05] Emo
    With an eye on all the world's trends,
[16:08] Emo
    my super emolicious PriChan
    is going on the air!
[16:15] Emo
    Emo-emo!
[16:19] Emo
    Let's go!
[16:21] Emo
    Jumping with energy!
[16:24] Emo
    It's my pop ensemble!
[16:28] Emo
    Emo here!
[16:29] Emo
    I'm wearing the Cheerleader's
    Green Ensemble again today.
[16:32] Emo
    My accessories are these sparkly pom-poms!
[16:35] Emo
    Emolicious, right?
[16:37] Emo
    Now, let's get this concert started!
[16:48] [SONG] ---
    Wow! Caution!
[16:49] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor!
[16:51] [SONG] ---
    (E-M-O-T!)
[16:52] [SONG] ---
    Hey, Love Love Sensor!
[16:54] [SONG] ---
    (I-O-N! Yeah!)
[16:55] [SONG] ---
    Really? Wow! Get ready to shout!
[16:58] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor! It's time to rock!
[17:02] [SONG] ---
    (Emotion! Yeah!)
[17:03] [SONG] ---
    No plans for the day,
    doing whatever catches my eye
[17:07] [SONG] ---
    But always ready to be myself!
[17:10] [SONG] ---
    Going online to dance, looking for a chance
[17:13] [SONG] ---
    Here we go! Now it's my turn!
[17:16] [SONG] ---
    I wanna do that... or maybe that?
[17:19] [SONG] ---
    With my girls who never give up!
[17:23] [SONG] ---
    You're my best friend!
    And don't you doubt it!
[17:26] [SONG] ---
    You know we've always had a connection!
[17:29] [SONG] ---
    When I feel my soul start to ache,
[17:32] [SONG] ---
    (Yeah! Yeah!)
[17:32] [SONG] ---
    I know I'm gonna catch something big!
[17:34] Emo
    Ready, set...
[17:35] [SONG] ---
    My heart just won't stop pounding!
[17:37] ---
    I tried it!
[17:39] Emo
    Here I go!
[17:39] [SONG] ---
    I don't have a reason!
    Since when do I need one?
[17:40] Emo
    Hey!
[17:43] Emo
    Say yes!
[17:43] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor!
[17:44] Emo
    One more time!
[17:45] [SONG] ---
    The caution of emotion leads to fusion
[17:48] [SONG] ---
    Too much love triggers a warning
[17:50] Emo
    Pom-pom sky high dream!
[17:51] [SONG] ---
    But I can't stop this electricity
    running through me!
[17:56] [SONG] ---
    Destiny's knocking every day!
[17:58] [SONG] ---
    Everything just feels so good!
[18:00] [SONG] ---
    (Really? Really?)
[18:01] [SONG] ---
    This feeling is mine alone! Yeah!
[18:05] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow's trends all go by the same thing
[18:07] [SONG] ---
    (Instep? Insole?)
[18:10] [SONG] ---
    Instinct!
[18:10] [SONG] ---
    Really? Wow! Get ready to shout!
[18:14] [SONG] ---
    Love Love Sensor! It's time to rock!
[18:23] Mira
    It didn't work...
     Still no word from his owner.
[18:27] Rin
    Don't give up hope yet.
[18:29] Rin
    Emo-chan's working hard!
[18:31] Mira
    You're right. Emo-chan, keep it up!
[18:34] Emo
    If the owner doesn't contact us, then...
[18:40] Emo
    It's the Sparkle Button!
[18:43] Emo
    The moment of destiny!
[18:45] Emo
    Let's take this Sparkle Chance!
[18:50] Emo
    Wow!
[18:53] Emo
    A sparkling mirror ball!
[18:55] Emo
    Sparkle Chance, switch on!
[18:59] Emo
    Sparkle!
[19:01] Emo
    I'm being dressed up
    in the Sparkle Ensemble!
[19:04] Emo
    Sparkle Ensemble complete!
[19:18] Emo
    Sparkle Roulette!
[19:22] Emo
    Go!
[19:24] Emo
    Sparkle Ticket!
[19:28] Emo
    Miké!
[19:30] Emo
    I want to live with you forever!
[19:35] Emo
    I'm gonna be your new owner!
[19:42] Mega
    We just found his owner!
[19:45] Lady
    Oh, yeah!
[19:47] Lady
    Hey, Mike! I missed you!
[19:49] Lady
    This is a pen! Mt. Fuji! Geisha!
[19:53] Lady
    Sorry, sorry! I've been searching
    for Mike very, very much!
[19:58] Lady
    I'm the greatest happy to have found him!
[20:01] Emo
    M-Meganee-san, who is this?
[20:03] Emo
    She's calling Miké... "Mike."
[20:06] Mega
    Yeah, she says she's Miké's...
    er, Mike's owner.
[20:11] Mira
    M-I-K-E...
[20:14] Mira
    It's not Miké, but Mike?!
[20:15] Rin
    So the name on his collar was English...
[20:18] Mega
    She likes to take Mike on trips with her,
[20:22] Mega
    and they arrived in Japan a few days ago.
[20:24] Mega
    But she says they got separated.
     She's been terribly upset about it.
[20:28] Lady
    Very, very, very thank you,
    Japanese pretty girls!
[20:33] Lady
    See you! Goodbye! Adios!
[20:37] Mira
    She's gone...
[20:38] Rin
    We didn't even have time to say goodbye...
[20:43] Mira
    Emo-chan...
[20:44] Emo
    H-Hey, th-this is great!
[20:46] Emo
    Miké... I mean, Mike gets to go back home.
[20:50] Mira
    I know, but...
[20:51] Rin
    Don't you...
[20:52] Emo
    Hey, don't look at me like that!
[20:54] Emo
    The whole point of all this
    was to find his owner, right?
[20:57] Emo
    All's well that ends well!
[21:01] Emo
    What a great thing! Really, I'm so happy!
[21:04] Emo
    What a totally emolicious turnout!
[21:09] Emo
    Miké's left the country!
[21:11] Emo
    I'll never see him again!
[21:18] Emo
    I wish... I wish I'd never come to love cats!
[21:25] Emo
    Take care of yourself, Miké!
[21:34] Mira
    Look at this!
[21:35] Mira
    Emo-chan!
[21:39] Emo
    What?
[21:40] Mira
    Check it out!
[21:42] Lady
    Hi, everyone! Konnichiwa!
[21:45] Emo
    That's...
[21:50] Emo
    This dance...
[21:52] Mira
    It's the one he did with you!
[21:55] Lady
    Arigato, Japanese pretty girls!
     Let's meet again!
[21:59] Lady
    Let's exchange Follow Tickets next time!
[22:05] Rin
    You can watch this channel
    and see Miké anytime.
[22:08] Emo
    Yeah!
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[23:50] Emo
    A famous fashion magazine
    is looking for models!
[23:54] Emo
    Really? How emolicious!
[23:55] Emo
    We gotta give it a try!
[23:56] Emo
    But we have to promote
    ourselves with a makeup video!
[23:59] Emo
    Makeup?
[24:00] Emo
    I've never really done it before...
[24:02] Emo
    I did it for Shichi-Go-San!
[24:05] Emo
    That doesn't really count...
[24:06] Emo
    Can't anyone teach us how to do makeup?!
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SIGN    Our circle of followers connects and grows!
SIGN    Dress Up With Hair and Makeup? We Tried It!
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