E4 - When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)

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[00:00] Kobayashi
    Oh?
[00:01] Kobayashi
    This is a really beautiful array of code.
[00:04] Kobayashi
    Who wrote this?
[00:06] Takiya
    I don't know.
[00:08] Elma
    Here's your tea, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:10] Kobayashi
    Thanks, Elma.
[00:12] Elma
    Why are you staring at
    the code I wrote?
[00:15] Elma
    Is there something wrong with it?
[00:16] Kobayashi
    No, the opposite.
[00:18] Kobayashi
    I was impressed by— Hmm?
[00:21] Kobayashi
    What did you just say?
[00:23] Elma
    I wrote it.
[01:55] Elma
    I can grow, too.
[01:57] Kobayashi
    I just assumed you'd be
    stuck serving tea forever.
[02:01] Elma
    You're the one who gave me all
    those books and told me to study!
[02:05] Kobayashi
    I guess you do have high specs,
    since you're a dragon.
[02:09] Kobayashi
    This is amazing, Elma!
[02:10] Elma
    Hmm? What?
[02:12] Elma
    Are you praising me?
[02:13] Kobayashi
    I am!
[02:14] Kobayashi
    This means we have another
    fighting member on our team!
[02:17] Kobayashi
    You did well, Elma!
[02:20] Elma
    Well, just leave it to me!
[02:22] Kobayashi
    Could you start by handling this, then?
SIGN    Fwd: Please Review
SIGN    Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
SIGN    Fwd: Urgent
SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System
[02:25] Elma
    Sure.
[02:25] Kobayashi
    And this!
[02:26] Elma
    Sure.
[02:27] Kobayashi
    Oh, this, too.
[02:28] Elma
    Sure?
[02:29] Kobayashi
    And this.
SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN    Fwd: Urgent Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN    Fwd: Please Review Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN    Fwd: About the Launch Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN    Fwd: Please Test First Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed Kobayashi 10:00
[02:29] Kobayashi
    And this one, this one, this one,
    and this one too.
[02:32] Kobayashi
    We're counting on you.
[02:33] Elma
    You're asking too much
    of me, Miss Kobayashi!
[02:35] Takiya
    No, no.
[02:36] Takiya
    That's the amount of work you
    should be handling normally.
[02:39] Elma
    Huh?
[02:40] Takiya
    Kobayashi-san's the one who's been
[02:42] Takiya
    handling your share of the work
    while you were serving tea.
[02:45] Takiya
    Kobayashi-san already has twice
    that much work on her plate, too.
[02:50] Elma
    Isn't that kind of incredible,
    Mister Takiya?
[02:53] Takiya
    Yeah.
[02:54] Takiya
    She's our pillar.
[02:56] Elma
    Pillar?
[02:59] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi's a pillar?
[03:02] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi!
[03:03] Kobayashi
    Hmm?
[03:04] Elma
    I challenge you to a duel!
[03:07] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[03:07] Elma
    Let's fight fair and square!
[03:09] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[03:11] Kobayashi
    Why so suddenly?
[03:12] Kobayashi
    Maybe she's mad that I
    gave her too much work?
[03:15] Tohru
    That's just how Elma is!
[03:18] Kobayashi
    Hmm, I kind of understand how you
    feel when she comes after you.
[03:22] Tohru
    She always challenges me
    to strange matches, too.
[03:25] Tohru
    There were tests of strength,
[03:26] Tohru
    seeing whose tail was longer,
[03:28] Tohru
    and speed eating competitions, as well.
[03:30] Tohru
    She even challenged me to so see who could
    strip travelers of their clothes first, once.
[03:34] Kobayashi
    Are you two the North Wind and the Sun?
[03:36] Kobayashi
    So, that's how you two played
    together all the time.
[03:39] Kobayashi
    You're great friends.
[03:40] Tohru
    No, we're not!
[03:42] Tohru
    Normally we should be trying
    to kill each other.
[03:44] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi,
    please be careful around Elma.
[03:48] Tohru
    Your gaze is a sharp as
    those in the chaos faction.
[03:50] Kobayashi
    Is my resting face really that bad?
[03:52] Elma
    Good!
[03:54] Elma
    I'm glad you showed and didn't
    run away, Miss Kobayashi!
[03:57] Kobayashi
    Well, I did consider taking PTO...
[04:01] Kobayashi
    Can we settle things with
    this before we compete?
SIGN    Limited
    Soft, Sweet Pudding
[04:04] Kobayashi
    It's one of the limited-time sweets from
    the station. A soft, sweet pudding.
[04:08] Elma
    Oh!
[04:10] Kobayashi
    Normally, this would satisfy Elma.
[04:14] Elma
    No! I'll take that when I win the match!
[04:16] Kobayashi
    That's how she's taking it?
SIGN    Fwd: About the System Changes
SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed, What's Going On?
SIGN    Fwd: Please Test It
SIGN    Fwd: Changes to Manual Page 12
SIGN    Fwd: Please Test First
SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System
SIGN    Fwd: Urgent
SIGN    Fwd: About the Review
SIGN    Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline's Almost Here, How Is It Going?
SIGN    Fwd: System Changes
SIGN    Fwd: System Change Request
SIGN    Fwd: Urgent
[04:18] Takiya
    The winner will be whoever completes the
    most of this work that hasn't been touched yet.
[04:22] Elma
    All right!
[04:23] Kobayashi
    You say it hasn't been touched yet,
    but someone's responsible for it, right?
[04:27] Kobayashi
    Who's that?
[04:29] Takiya
    That's me.
[04:30] Takiya
    I'm taking PTO to go around
    Akiba with Faf-kun!
[04:33] Takiya
    See you later!
[04:35] Kobayashi
    That bastard. Thank you
    for all your hard work.
[04:39] Elma
    I can't tell if you're mad
    or thankful from that response.
[04:43] Kobayashi
    Well, shall we get started?
[04:44] Elma
    Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Kobayashi
    Though...
[04:48] Kobayashi
    Of course this would be a dull competition.
[04:52] Kobayashi
    It doesn't matter if I win or lose,
[04:54] Kobayashi
    the work gets done either way.
[04:56] Staff
    Lunch time.
[04:58] Staff
    Want to go to the usual ramen shop?
[05:01] Kobayashi
    Hey, come with us, Elma.
[05:02] Elma
    I'm not going. I'll finish
    this in the meantime.
[05:06] Kobayashi
    Beating a mere human like me won't
    make you very happy, right?
[05:11] Kobayashi
    If I made you mad, I'll apologize.
[05:13] Elma
    I'm not mad.
[05:15] Elma
    And don't sell yourself short.
[05:17] Elma
    Don't become a pillar, either.
[05:19] Kobayashi
    A pillar?
[05:20] Elma
    That's right.
[05:21] Elma
    I've watched many humans become
    pillars in the other world.
[05:26] Kobayashi
    What do you mean?
[05:27] Elma
    They support others by becoming a sacrifice.
[05:30] Kobayashi
    Human sacrifices?!
[05:32] Elma
    The dragons of the harmony
    faction help humans,
[05:34] Elma
    but many of my companions
    claimed sacrifices in exchange.
[05:38] Elma
    Those people became human
    pillars and died...
[05:41] Elma
    I couldn't stand watching that.
[05:43] Kobayashi
    This discussion's taken
    an awfully heavy turn.
[05:46] Elma
    So, I wish you'd stop sacrificing
    yourself and working so much!
[05:51] Elma
    I'll lead the others for you!
[05:54] Kobayashi
    Elma, bring your head closer.
[05:57] Kobayashi
    Then close your eyes.
[05:58] Elma
    Wh-What?
[06:00] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi, you already have Tohru.
[06:03] Elma
    Well, if you want that from me, I'm willing...
[06:08] Kobayashi
    Ei!
[06:09] Elma
    Ow!
[06:09] Elma
    Ow!
[06:10] Elma
    Ow!
[06:11] Elma
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[06:13] Kobayashi
    Hmph. That's called an unnecessary concern.
[06:17] Elma
    What?
[06:19] Kobayashi
    The world you live in now isn't the
    same as the one you came from.
[06:23] Kobayashi
    So, don't go thinking everything is the same.
[06:26] Kobayashi
    There are no human sacrifices
    in modern Japan.
[06:29] Kobayashi
    Also, I still have my honor as your
    senior here, so don't steal my work.
[06:33] Elma
    I-I see.
[06:35] Kobayashi
    Let's call an end to this competition, okay?
[06:38] Elma
    Okay.
[06:39] Kobayashi
    I'm glad you were concerned for me.
[06:42] Kobayashi
    Thank you, Elma.
[06:44] Elma
    Yeah.
[06:45] Kobayashi
    Ahh, all done, all done.
[06:47] Kobayashi
    Okay, Elma!
[06:49] Kobayashi
    I'm taking you out for drinks with us today.
[06:51] Elma
    Drinks?
[06:52] Kobayashi
    Takiya-kun's already standing
    by at our usual place.
[06:56] Elma
    I bet it'll be fun to drink with everyone.
[06:58] Kobayashi
    Uh-huh. There are some things you can
    only talk about when liquored up, too.
[07:02] Elma
    Oh?! Now I'm excited!
[07:04] Kobayashi
    And what's with that outfit?!
[07:07] Kobayashi
    You dragons piss me off,
    always dressing like you can do anything!
[07:10] Takiya
    I think this idea that you can
    just wear glasses is thoughtless!
[07:14] Kobayashi
    Also, your breasts are outrageous!
[07:16] Takiya
    As a fellow glasses wearer, there are
    big differences in size and frames!
[07:19] Takiya
    If you're going to wear them,
    I wish you'd think about those things first!
[07:21] Elma
    I want to go home.
[07:27] Takiya
    This is a popular collaboration cafe!
[07:29] Background
    Here we go! Palflash!
[07:29] Takiya
    We're lucky it's emptier on weekdays.
[07:33] Fafnir
    Yeah.
[07:34] Staff
    Sorry for the wait.
[07:36] Staff
    Here's the special bonus
    illustrated coaster you ordered.
[07:39] Takiya
    There are 15 types, handed out at random.
[07:42] Takiya
    You're in this with me
    until I collect them all!
[07:45] Fafnir
    Hmph, bring it on.
SIGN    Urgent Notice
SIGN    Beware Suspicious Person
SIGN    Lately we've received several reports
     of a suspicious individual.
SIGN    >Dressed Entirely In Black, Long Hair
[07:51] Kobayashi
    That's scary.
[07:53] Kobayashi
    They're recruiting people for patrols.
[07:54] Tohru
    They actually approached me, too.
[07:57] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[07:57] Tohru
    They were hopeful after the skill
[07:59] Tohru
    I showed catching that thief in the
    shopping district a while back.
[08:01] Kobayashi
    Oh, yeah. That did happen.
[08:06] Kobayashi
    Will this be okay?
[08:08] Tohru
    Oh! You're worried for me?
[08:11] Kobayashi
    No, for the suspicious person.
[08:12] Tohru
    Goddammit!
[08:14] Sasakibe
    Thanks for coming today, Tohru-chan.
[08:17] Sasakibe
    It's unusual to see you in casual clothes.
[08:20] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi said I should
    wear some from time to time.
SIGN    Patrol
[08:23] Tohru
    So, what should I be doing?
[08:26] Sasakibe
    Just walk around the area and see
    if you spot anything strange.
[08:30] Sasakibe
    It's a little scary, though.
[08:32] Tohru
    There's nothing that scares me.
[08:35] Tohru
    In fact, please fear me!
[08:37] Sasakibe
    My, how cute.
[08:39] Tohru
    Miss Sasakibe, do you know any martial arts?
[08:41] Sasakibe
    Not at all.
[08:43] Tohru
    You'll be a hindrance
    if anything does happen, then.
[08:47] Sasakibe
    Nothing is going to happen.
[08:50] Sasakibe
    This town is very safe.
[08:53] Sasakibe
    A red zone right away?!
[08:55] Sasakibe
    Why today, of all days?!
[08:57] Tohru
    Miss Sasakibe, Miss Sasakibe.
[09:00] Sasakibe
    Yes?
[09:01] Tohru
    They're blocking the street
    and getting in the way, right?
[09:03] Tohru
    Let's go warn them.
[09:04] Sasakibe
    Huh? But—
[09:06] Tohru
    Hey!
[09:07] Tohru
    You're being a nuisance if you loiter there!
[09:10] Delinquent
    What?
[09:12] Delinquent
    You got a problem with us?
[09:14] Tohru
    I do.
[09:16] Tohru
    Are you some species that
    can't understand language?
[09:18] Delinquent
    Huh?!
[09:20] Delinquent
    Quit screwing with us!
[09:22] Delinquent
    You idiot!
[09:23] Delinquent
    He lashes out too fast!
SIGN    Pinky Forehead Flick
[09:30] Delinquents
    Huh?
[09:30] Tohru
    I'll only warn you one more time,
    so if you can't understand,
[09:34] Tohru
    well, give up hope.
[09:36] Tohru
    Get lost.
[09:38] Delinquent
    We'll make you regret picking
     a fight with Team Dragon Busters!
[09:43] Tohru
    Now that's an irritating team name.
[09:45] Tohru
    Well, let's refocus
    and get back to our patrol.
SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District
[09:49] Sasakibe
    What will you do if they
    come back for revenge?
[09:51] Tohru
    Well, of course I'd—
SIGN    Bean Jam Pancake
SIGN    Bean Jam Pancake
[09:53] Elma
    Hmm?
[09:54] Tohru
    Suspicious person!
[09:55] Tohru
    This era's most suspicious person!
[09:57] Elma
    Wh-What?!
[09:58] Tohru
    You're skipping work, aren't you?!
[10:00] Elma
    I got out early today... Hmm?
[10:03] Elma
    What's that armband for?
SIGN    Patrol
[10:05] Tohru
    I'm on patrol to maintain the peace.
[10:08] Elma
    Huh?
[10:09] Elma
    You are?
[10:10] Elma
    You're doing something to
    preserve the peace of the city?
[10:13] Tohru
    I just said I am, didn't I?!
[10:19] Elma
    Really?!
[10:20] Elma
    You've finally found it for yourself?!
[10:22] Elma
    A sense of justice?!
[10:24] Tohru
    Huh?
[10:24] Elma
    I'm so happy!
[10:26] Elma
    From today on you can be
    an agent of harmony, too!
[10:28] Elma
    Allow me to help you with the patrol!
[10:30] Tohru
    I think she's misunderstanding
    something again.
[10:33] Sasakibe
    Oh, would you like to take my place, then?
[10:36] Tohru
    Miss Sasakibe?!
[10:37] Sasakibe
    You said I'd be a hindrance, remember?
[10:40] Elma
    I'm a bit more experienced
    at detecting evil.
[10:44] Elma
    Ask me anything you want.
[10:46] Tohru
    I'd like to know how I can get rid of you.
[10:48] Elma
    It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[10:51] Elma
    You can be cute sometimes, too.
[10:53] Tohru
    So annoying.
[10:55] Tohru
    Besides, what do you consider evil, anyway?
[10:58] Tohru
    I'll overlook a bit of misconduct
    as long as it's not bothering others.
[11:03] Elma
    There was a book of laws, right?
[11:05] Elma
    If they do anything against those,
     we need to warn them.
[11:07] Boy
    Hurry!
[11:08] Boy
    It's going to turn red!
[11:11] Elma
    Hey!
[11:13] Elma
    That's a clear traffic violation!
SIGN    Enforcement Order For The Road Traffic Act
     Article 2
     Flashing Blue Light With Person Shaped Symbol
    
     Pedestrians shall not begin crossing the road,
    and pedestrians currently crossing the road
     must either quickly finish crossing or cease crossing
     and return to their starting side.
[11:15] Elma
    You could be fined up to 20,000 yen!
[11:17] Elma
    I'll punish you villains!
[11:20] Tohru
    Stop, stop.
[11:22] Tohru
    What are you doing to kids?
[11:24] Elma
    What?!
[11:24] Elma
    You're defending evil?!
[11:26] Elma
    You really are a chaos dragon!
[11:28] Tohru
    Calm down.
[11:29] Children
    I'm scared!
[11:29] Tohru
    If you're going to go after all those
    little things, I'm going home.
[11:30] Children
    
[11:32] Tohru
    And what was that about punishment?
[11:34] Tohru
    Violence is way worse, you know?
[11:37] Elma
    Tohru, you're starting to resemble
    Miss Kobayashi, aren't you?
[11:40] Tohru
    Huh?! Really?!
[11:42] Tohru
    Elma, you get it, don't you!
[11:44] Elma
    Annoying.
[11:46] Tohru
    You keep focusing on the little things
    because you're walking without purpose.
[11:49] Tohru
    Let's search for the suspicious person.
[11:51] Elma
    What are they like?
[11:53] Tohru
    According to the flier, the suspicious person
    was dressed entirely in black with long hair.
[11:57] Tohru
    Apparently he's also a tall man
    with sharp eyes and glasses.
[12:01] Elma
    Oh, that's pretty easy to understand.
[12:03] Tohru
    They said he was spotted dancing
     on the route to the elementary school.
[12:08] Elma
    I see. Like that, then?
SIGN    School Zone
[12:10] Tohru
    Yes, just like that.
[12:14] Tohru
    What's the meaning of this?
[12:17] Fafnir
    I was practicing the choreography
    for an event with Takiya.
[12:20] Tohru
    Why here?
[12:22] Fafnir
    Because our room's too small.
[12:24] Elma
    You're a fearsome dragon,
    so please show more prudence.
[12:29] Tohru
    She's right. Think about your persona.
[12:32] Fafnir
    And you two?
SIGN    Patrol
[12:33] Tohru
    We're on patrol.
[12:34] Fafnir
    Well, good work.
[12:36] Fafnir
    A chaos faction member and a harmony
    faction member happily together...
[12:40] Fafnir
    It would seem this world
    causes us to go crazy.
[12:43] Tohru
    And you're the one who's
    gone the craziest from it.
[12:46] Tohru
    Are you going to lecture me about
    being too influenced by it again?
[12:48] Fafnir
    No.
[12:50] Fafnir
    Lately I kind of understand, but...
[12:54] Fafnir
    I still think it's dangerous.
[12:57] Fafnir
    The common sense of this world
[12:59] Fafnir
    doesn't completely mesh
    with our understanding,
[13:02] Fafnir
    so never forget that.
[13:03] Tohru
    But isn't reconciling that kind of fun?
[13:07] Delinquent
    Found you!
[13:13] Delinquent
    You did us real good earlier, huh?
[13:17] Delinquent
    Looks like you're pretty capable,
[13:19] Delinquent
    but this time that guy's here.
[13:21] Delinquent
    The strongest local delinquent,
SIGN    Dragon
[13:23] Delinquent
    the Dragon of Destruction!
[13:25] Destruction
    A woman, huh?
[13:27] Destruction
    If you can fight,
    gender doesn't matter.
[13:30] Destruction
    But if you can't fight,
    hurry up and apologize.
[13:34] Destruction
    Oh, you'll fight?
[13:37] Destruction
    I won't show any mercy, then.
[13:40] Delinquents
    Get her, Ryuu-san!
[13:44] Delinquents
    Ryuu-san!
[13:46] Tohru
    Good grief, with this many...
[13:48] Tohru
    I'll get the clothes
    Miss Kobayashi gave me dirty.
[13:54] Delinquents
    Ryuu-san!
[13:55] Tohru
    I told you, didn't I?
[13:56] Tohru
    If you can't understand, give up hope.
[13:58] Delinquents
    Ryuu-san!
[13:59] Tohru
    I'll make sure you can
    never oppose me again.
[14:01] Delinquents
    Ryuu-san!
[14:06] Tohru
    Shut up!
[14:23] Delinquent
    Oh, hello, Tohru-san!
[14:25] Delinquent
    Hello!
[14:26] Tohru
    Hello.
[14:27] Kobayashi
    You're getting a lot of greetings today.
SIGN    B E A R
[14:35] Delinquent
    Ryuu-san, let's go home already.
[14:38] Destruction
    I won't just quietly stay defeated!
[14:41] Destruction
    I'll get stronger and have my revenge!
[14:43] Delinquent
    Ryuu-san!
[14:44] Delinquent
    I-It's a bear!
[14:49] Destruction
    Heh.
[14:49] Destruction
    Perfect.
[14:51] Destruction
    I'll show you I've gotten stronger!
[14:53] Delinquents
    Ryuu-san!
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
[15:01] Commercial
    Take, take, take me away somewhere,
[15:05] Commercial
    jump, jump, jump to Parkour Land!
[15:09] Kanna
    I want to go to an amusement park!
[15:12] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[15:13] Kobayashi
    I never did understand what was
    so fun about amusement parks.
[15:18] Kanna
    Mrr!
[15:20] Tohru
    Have you never been to one, Miss Kobayashi?
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[15:23] Tohru
    If so, we can go and
    tell you what it's like.
[15:27] Kobayashi
    A dragon's going to teach me
    something about this world?
[15:30] Kobayashi
    No.
[15:32] Kobayashi
    Oh, well! I'll take you to one,
    since I know them so well!
[15:36] Kobayashi
    This is an exception, though!
[15:37] Kanna
    Yay!
[15:38] Kanna
    Can I invite Saikawa, too?
[15:39] Kobayashi
    Sure.
SIGN    Parkour Land
[15:42] Kobayashi
    We're here.
[15:44] Tohru
    What is this place?
[15:46] Tohru
    It's hard to believe we're
    still in the same country.
[15:48] Kobayashi
    Right? So this is the kind of place it is.
[15:50] Tohru
    Huh?!
[15:51] Kobayashi
    No, it's nothing!
[15:52] Georgie
    The unusual...
[15:54] Georgie
    The fact that you encounter things you
    can only find here creates memories,
[15:58] Georgie
    and the things you interact with
    let you forget your daily life.
[16:01] Tohru
    That voice!
[16:02] Kobayashi
    Georgie-sa— Huh?!
[16:04] Georgie
    Yes, I am your guide to
    this world of dreams.
[16:07] Georgie
    This too could be considered
    a type of a parlor maid.
[16:11] Kobayashi
    Isn't that too broad an interpretation?
[16:13] Kobayashi
    Part-time job?
[16:14] Georgie
    My father's acquaintance runs this park,
     so I'm helping him out.
[16:19] Georgie
    Oh, right, there's a cafe I think
    you'd like here in this area.
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[16:24] Kobayashi
    Oh? We'll go try it.
[16:26] Georgie
    Hey! I'm Parkour Land's Acro!
[16:29] Kobayashi
    I can feel the passion.
[16:30] Georgie
    Have fun here today!
[16:33] Kanna
    Kobayashi, I'm going to go play
    with Saikawa and the others.
[16:36] Kobayashi
    All right.
[16:37] Kobayashi
    Meet back up at the Ferris wheel at four.
[16:42] Kobayashi
    Now, what shall we do?
[16:44] Tohru
    It's just the two of us
    adults now, isn't it?
[16:48] Tohru
    Why are you readying a security buzzer?
SIGN    Mirror House
[16:51] Tohru
    Wow, a room lined with mirrors, huh?
[16:54] Kobayashi
    There are so many reflections of me.
[16:57] Tohru
    What do they have all
    these mirrors here for?
[17:01] Kobayashi
    To reexamine and reevaluate yourself.
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[17:04] Tohru
    I see.
[17:06] Tohru
    I have to accept that I'm
    in human form right now.
[17:11] Kobayashi
    I have to say, you're progressing
    rather quickly, Tohru.
[17:14] Tohru
    I can generally tell the way
    from the echoes of sound.
[17:17] Kobayashi
    You're like a bat.
[17:19] Georgie
    Curse you!
[17:23] Saikawa
    I'm scared of props!
[17:25] Kanna
    Calm down, Saikawa.
[17:27] Kanna
    I'll protect you.
SIGN    Haunted House
SIGN    Entrance
SIGN    Exit
[17:35] Kobayashi
    I know this one.
[17:36] Kobayashi
    You spin this here.
[17:38] Tohru
    Huh.
[17:41] Tohru
    What makes this fun?
[17:43] Kobayashi
    Uh, centrifugal force?
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[17:45] Tohru
    You mean humans try to experience
    a stronger rotational force
[17:50] Tohru
    to make themselves aware that they're
    under the sway of the planet's rotation?
[17:54] Kobayashi
    Centrifugal force and
    rotational force aren't—
[17:56] Kobayashi
    No, let's go with that!
[17:58] Kobayashi
    That!
[17:59] Tohru
    Let's go with that?
[18:01] Tohru
    Can I try spinning it, too?
[18:03] Kobayashi
    Go ahead.
[18:03] Tohru
    There!
[18:07] Kanna
    Oh!
[18:08] Ilulu
    What is this? How do you play with it?
[18:14] Kanna
    Oh!
[18:15] Ilulu
    What is this? It's fun!
[18:17] Kanna
    Spinning around.
[18:23] Saikawa
    Sorry, I did it again.
[18:26] Ilulu
    You're so funny, Saikawa.
[18:31] Georgie
    This, too, is a maid's duty.
[18:34] Tohru
    Unicorn, huh?
[18:36] Tohru
    He really loves virgins.
[18:39] Kobayashi
    Would he love me, too, then?
[18:41] Tohru
    Your virginity is mine, so he can't have it.
[18:44] Kobayashi
    Scary.
[18:45] Georgie
    Have some candy.
[18:48] Ilulu
    Lucky!
[18:49] Kanna
    Thank you.
[18:49] Saikawa
    Thank you so much.
[18:53] Kanna
    Saikawa, is yours yummy, too?
[18:55] Saikawa
    Yeah. Oh, sorry, though.
[18:57] Saikawa
    I ate all of it.
[19:00] Kanna
    That one tastes yummy, too.
[19:04] Ilulu
    Oh, she held it back.
[19:05] Saikawa
    I can do it when it counts!
[19:07] Ilulu
    Really?
[19:09] Kanna
    Me, too.
[19:16] Tohru
    That was fun!
[19:19] Kobayashi
    You sure complained quite a bit, though.
[19:21] Tohru
    As long as I'm with you,
[19:22] Tohru
    even the depths of the abyss where
    light never reaches would be fun!
[19:26] Kobayashi
    I wouldn't have fun there.
[19:28] Kobayashi
    Though, I suppose you're right about
    it being fun because we're together.
[19:33] Tohru
    You had fun, too, didn't you, Miss Kobayashi?
[19:37] Kobayashi
    The cafe Georgie-san mentioned
    should be around here.
[19:43] Tohru
    I know that.
[19:44] Tohru
    That's the Victorian style
    you mentioned once before.
[19:48] Tohru
    Ah!
[19:49] Tohru
    The best smile she's had at
    any place we went today?!
[19:52] Kobayashi
    Thank you.
[19:53] Kobayashi
    Thank you, Georgie-san.
[19:55] Kobayashi
    The taste is average.
[19:57] Kobayashi
    Who to drink it with, huh?
[19:59] Tohru
    You'll drink it with me, right?
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[20:03] Ilulu
    Where are they?
[20:05] Kanna
    Saikawa, are you okay?
[20:07] Saikawa
    I-I'm fine.
[20:09] Saikawa
    I'm just a little too happy.
[20:12] Saikawa
    Georgie.
SIGN    Hot Dogs
SIGN    French Fries
[20:14] Georgie
    You young ladies look
    like you're having fun.
[20:17] Georgie
    I took very nice photos of you all.
[20:20] Kanna
    Oh, show me, show me!
[20:23] Ilulu
    Ah, Kobayashi, you're late!
[20:25] Kobayashi
    Sorry, sorry.
[20:27] Kobayashi
    I stayed there too long...
[20:28] Kobayashi
    Shall we all ride the Ferris wheel, then?
[20:35] Kobayashi
    Did Georgie-san take those photos?
[20:38] Kanna
    We all screamed and had fun.
[20:40] Ilulu
    I'd love to live in a place this fun.
[20:43] Kobayashi
    Sorry that my place is ordinary and boring.
[20:47] Kobayashi
    What's the matter, Tohru?
[20:48] Tohru
    Nothing, I've just been thinking.
[20:51] Tohru
    These rides make very sharp
    turns and rock up and down.
[20:55] Tohru
    Then there's the buildings
    with detailed designs
[20:57] Tohru
    and mascot costumes modeled
    after fantastical beasts.
[21:00] Kobayashi
    Is she feeling nostalgic?
[21:01] Tohru
    This...
[21:03] Tohru
    is a facility to simulate
    riding a dragon, isn't it?!
[21:06] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[21:07] Tohru
    I can't believe they'd make these things
    just because they can't ride dragons themselves.
[21:10] Tohru
    Humans are so despicable!
[21:12] Kobayashi
    How did you even jump
    to that interpretation?!
[21:15] Tohru
    In other words, if you rode me you could
    experience an amusement park every day!
[21:19] Kobayashi
    You only have roller coasters!
[21:22] Kobayashi
    Still, something like this
    every now and then isn't so bad.
[21:28] Kobayashi
    It is bad for my hips, though.
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[21:36] Classmate
    Nae.
[21:37] Classmate
    Nae?
[21:40] Classmate
    Georgie.
[21:42] Georgie
    Oh, yes.
[21:43] Georgie
    Good morning.
[21:45] Classmate
    You've forgotten your own name, haven't you?
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[23:21] Saikawa
    Kanna-san's Mom,
[23:23] Saikawa
    I brought the photos from
    the amusement park.
[23:24] Saikawa
    There's a thousand!
[23:25] Kobayashi
    That's a lot.
[23:26] Saikawa
    Really?
[23:27] Saikawa
    Let's select the best, then.
[23:28] Saikawa
    Going through each one.
[23:30] Kobayashi
    That's harsh.
[23:30] Kobayashi
    I got it, I'm sorry.
[23:31] Kobayashi
    They're all okay, then.
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN    Pisces
SIGN    You might make a big mistake making others mad
SIGN    Lucky Advice
    
    Repent.
    
    Also, skip sleep to study up.
SIGN    That's stoic...
SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN    Pisces!