E4 - When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Kobayashi     Oh? [00:01] Kobayashi     This is a really beautiful array of code. [00:04] Kobayashi     Who wrote this? [00:06] Takiya     I don't know. [00:08] Elma     Here's your tea, Miss Kobayashi. [00:10] Kobayashi     Thanks, Elma. [00:12] Elma     Why are you staring at     the code I wrote? [00:15] Elma     Is there something wrong with it? [00:16] Kobayashi     No, the opposite. [00:18] Kobayashi     I was impressed by— Hmm? [00:21] Kobayashi     What did you just say? [00:23] Elma     I wrote it. [01:55] Elma     I can grow, too. [01:57] Kobayashi     I just assumed you'd be     stuck serving tea forever. [02:01] Elma     You're the one who gave me all     those books and told me to study! [02:05] Kobayashi     I guess you do have high specs,     since you're a dragon. [02:09] Kobayashi     This is amazing, Elma! [02:10] Elma     Hmm? What? [02:12] Elma     Are you praising me? [02:13] Kobayashi     I am! [02:14] Kobayashi     This means we have another     fighting member on our team! [02:17] Kobayashi     You did well, Elma! [02:20] Elma     Well, just leave it to me! [02:22] Kobayashi     Could you start by handling this, then? SIGN    Fwd: Please Review SIGN    Fwd: Please Provide Test Code SIGN    Fwd: Urgent SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System [02:25] Elma     Sure. [02:25] Kobayashi     And this! [02:26] Elma     Sure. [02:27] Kobayashi     Oh, this, too. [02:28] Elma     Sure? [02:29] Kobayashi     And this. SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: Urgent Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: Please Review Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: About the Launch Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: Please Test First Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed Kobayashi 10:00 [02:29] Kobayashi     And this one, this one, this one,     and this one too. [02:32] Kobayashi     We're counting on you. [02:33] Elma     You're asking too much     of me, Miss Kobayashi! [02:35] Takiya     No, no. [02:36] Takiya     That's the amount of work you     should be handling normally. [02:39] Elma     Huh? [02:40] Takiya     Kobayashi-san's the one who's been [02:42] Takiya     handling your share of the work     while you were serving tea. [02:45] Takiya     Kobayashi-san already has twice     that much work on her plate, too. [02:50] Elma     Isn't that kind of incredible,     Mister Takiya? [02:53] Takiya     Yeah. [02:54] Takiya     She's our pillar. [02:56] Elma     Pillar? [02:59] Elma     Miss Kobayashi's a pillar? [03:02] Elma     Miss Kobayashi! [03:03] Kobayashi     Hmm? [03:04] Elma     I challenge you to a duel! [03:07] Kobayashi     Huh? [03:07] Elma     Let's fight fair and square! [03:09] Kobayashi     Huh? [03:11] Kobayashi     Why so suddenly? [03:12] Kobayashi     Maybe she's mad that I     gave her too much work? [03:15] Tohru     That's just how Elma is! [03:18] Kobayashi     Hmm, I kind of understand how you     feel when she comes after you. [03:22] Tohru     She always challenges me     to strange matches, too. [03:25] Tohru     There were tests of strength, [03:26] Tohru     seeing whose tail was longer, [03:28] Tohru     and speed eating competitions, as well. [03:30] Tohru     She even challenged me to so see who could     strip travelers of their clothes first, once. [03:34] Kobayashi     Are you two the North Wind and the Sun? [03:36] Kobayashi     So, that's how you two played     together all the time. [03:39] Kobayashi     You're great friends. [03:40] Tohru     No, we're not! [03:42] Tohru     Normally we should be trying     to kill each other. [03:44] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi,     please be careful around Elma. [03:48] Tohru     Your gaze is a sharp as     those in the chaos faction. [03:50] Kobayashi     Is my resting face really that bad? [03:52] Elma     Good! [03:54] Elma     I'm glad you showed and didn't     run away, Miss Kobayashi! [03:57] Kobayashi     Well, I did consider taking PTO... [04:01] Kobayashi     Can we settle things with     this before we compete? SIGN    Limited     Soft, Sweet Pudding [04:04] Kobayashi     It's one of the limited-time sweets from     the station. A soft, sweet pudding. [04:08] Elma     Oh! [04:10] Kobayashi     Normally, this would satisfy Elma. [04:14] Elma     No! I'll take that when I win the match! [04:16] Kobayashi     That's how she's taking it? SIGN    Fwd: About the System Changes SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed, What's Going On? SIGN    Fwd: Please Test It SIGN    Fwd: Changes to Manual Page 12 SIGN    Fwd: Please Test First SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System SIGN    Fwd: Urgent SIGN    Fwd: About the Review SIGN    Fwd: Please Provide Test Code SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline's Almost Here, How Is It Going? SIGN    Fwd: System Changes SIGN    Fwd: System Change Request SIGN    Fwd: Urgent [04:18] Takiya     The winner will be whoever completes the     most of this work that hasn't been touched yet. [04:22] Elma     All right! [04:23] Kobayashi     You say it hasn't been touched yet,     but someone's responsible for it, right? [04:27] Kobayashi     Who's that? [04:29] Takiya     That's me. [04:30] Takiya     I'm taking PTO to go around     Akiba with Faf-kun! [04:33] Takiya     See you later! [04:35] Kobayashi     That bastard. Thank you     for all your hard work. [04:39] Elma     I can't tell if you're mad     or thankful from that response. [04:43] Kobayashi     Well, shall we get started? [04:44] Elma     Y-Yeah. [04:46] Kobayashi     Though... [04:48] Kobayashi     Of course this would be a dull competition. [04:52] Kobayashi     It doesn't matter if I win or lose, [04:54] Kobayashi     the work gets done either way. [04:56] Staff     Lunch time. [04:58] Staff     Want to go to the usual ramen shop? [05:01] Kobayashi     Hey, come with us, Elma. [05:02] Elma     I'm not going. I'll finish     this in the meantime. [05:06] Kobayashi     Beating a mere human like me won't     make you very happy, right? [05:11] Kobayashi     If I made you mad, I'll apologize. [05:13] Elma     I'm not mad. [05:15] Elma     And don't sell yourself short. [05:17] Elma     Don't become a pillar, either. [05:19] Kobayashi     A pillar? [05:20] Elma     That's right. [05:21] Elma     I've watched many humans become     pillars in the other world. [05:26] Kobayashi     What do you mean? [05:27] Elma     They support others by becoming a sacrifice. [05:30] Kobayashi     Human sacrifices?! [05:32] Elma     The dragons of the harmony     faction help humans, [05:34] Elma     but many of my companions     claimed sacrifices in exchange. [05:38] Elma     Those people became human     pillars and died... [05:41] Elma     I couldn't stand watching that. [05:43] Kobayashi     This discussion's taken     an awfully heavy turn. [05:46] Elma     So, I wish you'd stop sacrificing     yourself and working so much! [05:51] Elma     I'll lead the others for you! [05:54] Kobayashi     Elma, bring your head closer. [05:57] Kobayashi     Then close your eyes. [05:58] Elma     Wh-What? [06:00] Elma     Miss Kobayashi, you already have Tohru. [06:03] Elma     Well, if you want that from me, I'm willing... [06:08] Kobayashi     Ei! [06:09] Elma     Ow! [06:09] Elma     Ow! [06:10] Elma     Ow! [06:11] Elma     Wh-What are you doing?! [06:13] Kobayashi     Hmph. That's called an unnecessary concern. [06:17] Elma     What? [06:19] Kobayashi     The world you live in now isn't the     same as the one you came from. [06:23] Kobayashi     So, don't go thinking everything is the same. [06:26] Kobayashi     There are no human sacrifices     in modern Japan. [06:29] Kobayashi     Also, I still have my honor as your     senior here, so don't steal my work. [06:33] Elma     I-I see. [06:35] Kobayashi     Let's call an end to this competition, okay? [06:38] Elma     Okay. [06:39] Kobayashi     I'm glad you were concerned for me. [06:42] Kobayashi     Thank you, Elma. [06:44] Elma     Yeah. [06:45] Kobayashi     Ahh, all done, all done. [06:47] Kobayashi     Okay, Elma! [06:49] Kobayashi     I'm taking you out for drinks with us today. [06:51] Elma     Drinks? [06:52] Kobayashi     Takiya-kun's already standing     by at our usual place. [06:56] Elma     I bet it'll be fun to drink with everyone. [06:58] Kobayashi     Uh-huh. There are some things you can     only talk about when liquored up, too. [07:02] Elma     Oh?! Now I'm excited! [07:04] Kobayashi     And what's with that outfit?! [07:07] Kobayashi     You dragons piss me off,     always dressing like you can do anything! [07:10] Takiya     I think this idea that you can     just wear glasses is thoughtless! [07:14] Kobayashi     Also, your breasts are outrageous! [07:16] Takiya     As a fellow glasses wearer, there are     big differences in size and frames! [07:19] Takiya     If you're going to wear them,     I wish you'd think about those things first! [07:21] Elma     I want to go home. [07:27] Takiya     This is a popular collaboration cafe! [07:29] Background     Here we go! Palflash! [07:29] Takiya     We're lucky it's emptier on weekdays. [07:33] Fafnir     Yeah. [07:34] Staff     Sorry for the wait. [07:36] Staff     Here's the special bonus     illustrated coaster you ordered. [07:39] Takiya     There are 15 types, handed out at random. [07:42] Takiya     You're in this with me     until I collect them all! [07:45] Fafnir     Hmph, bring it on. SIGN    Urgent Notice SIGN    Beware Suspicious Person SIGN    Lately we've received several reports      of a suspicious individual. SIGN    >Dressed Entirely In Black, Long Hair [07:51] Kobayashi     That's scary. [07:53] Kobayashi     They're recruiting people for patrols. [07:54] Tohru     They actually approached me, too. [07:57] Kobayashi     Huh? [07:57] Tohru     They were hopeful after the skill [07:59] Tohru     I showed catching that thief in the     shopping district a while back. [08:01] Kobayashi     Oh, yeah. That did happen. [08:06] Kobayashi     Will this be okay? [08:08] Tohru     Oh! You're worried for me? [08:11] Kobayashi     No, for the suspicious person. [08:12] Tohru     Goddammit! [08:14] Sasakibe     Thanks for coming today, Tohru-chan. [08:17] Sasakibe     It's unusual to see you in casual clothes. [08:20] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi said I should     wear some from time to time. SIGN    Patrol [08:23] Tohru     So, what should I be doing? [08:26] Sasakibe     Just walk around the area and see     if you spot anything strange. [08:30] Sasakibe     It's a little scary, though. [08:32] Tohru     There's nothing that scares me. [08:35] Tohru     In fact, please fear me! [08:37] Sasakibe     My, how cute. [08:39] Tohru     Miss Sasakibe, do you know any martial arts? [08:41] Sasakibe     Not at all. [08:43] Tohru     You'll be a hindrance     if anything does happen, then. [08:47] Sasakibe     Nothing is going to happen. [08:50] Sasakibe     This town is very safe. [08:53] Sasakibe     A red zone right away?! [08:55] Sasakibe     Why today, of all days?! [08:57] Tohru     Miss Sasakibe, Miss Sasakibe. [09:00] Sasakibe     Yes? [09:01] Tohru     They're blocking the street     and getting in the way, right? [09:03] Tohru     Let's go warn them. [09:04] Sasakibe     Huh? But— [09:06] Tohru     Hey! [09:07] Tohru     You're being a nuisance if you loiter there! [09:10] Delinquent     What? [09:12] Delinquent     You got a problem with us? [09:14] Tohru     I do. [09:16] Tohru     Are you some species that     can't understand language? [09:18] Delinquent     Huh?! [09:20] Delinquent     Quit screwing with us! [09:22] Delinquent     You idiot! [09:23] Delinquent     He lashes out too fast! SIGN    Pinky Forehead Flick [09:30] Delinquents     Huh? [09:30] Tohru     I'll only warn you one more time,     so if you can't understand, [09:34] Tohru     well, give up hope. [09:36] Tohru     Get lost. [09:38] Delinquent     We'll make you regret picking      a fight with Team Dragon Busters! [09:43] Tohru     Now that's an irritating team name. [09:45] Tohru     Well, let's refocus     and get back to our patrol. SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [09:49] Sasakibe     What will you do if they     come back for revenge? [09:51] Tohru     Well, of course I'd— SIGN    Bean Jam Pancake SIGN    Bean Jam Pancake [09:53] Elma     Hmm? [09:54] Tohru     Suspicious person! [09:55] Tohru     This era's most suspicious person! [09:57] Elma     Wh-What?! [09:58] Tohru     You're skipping work, aren't you?! [10:00] Elma     I got out early today... Hmm? [10:03] Elma     What's that armband for? SIGN    Patrol [10:05] Tohru     I'm on patrol to maintain the peace. [10:08] Elma     Huh? [10:09] Elma     You are? [10:10] Elma     You're doing something to     preserve the peace of the city? [10:13] Tohru     I just said I am, didn't I?! [10:19] Elma     Really?! [10:20] Elma     You've finally found it for yourself?! [10:22] Elma     A sense of justice?! [10:24] Tohru     Huh? [10:24] Elma     I'm so happy! [10:26] Elma     From today on you can be     an agent of harmony, too! [10:28] Elma     Allow me to help you with the patrol! [10:30] Tohru     I think she's misunderstanding     something again. [10:33] Sasakibe     Oh, would you like to take my place, then? [10:36] Tohru     Miss Sasakibe?! [10:37] Sasakibe     You said I'd be a hindrance, remember? [10:40] Elma     I'm a bit more experienced     at detecting evil. [10:44] Elma     Ask me anything you want. [10:46] Tohru     I'd like to know how I can get rid of you. [10:48] Elma     It's nothing to be embarrassed about. [10:51] Elma     You can be cute sometimes, too. [10:53] Tohru     So annoying. [10:55] Tohru     Besides, what do you consider evil, anyway? [10:58] Tohru     I'll overlook a bit of misconduct     as long as it's not bothering others. [11:03] Elma     There was a book of laws, right? [11:05] Elma     If they do anything against those,      we need to warn them. [11:07] Boy     Hurry! [11:08] Boy     It's going to turn red! [11:11] Elma     Hey! [11:13] Elma     That's a clear traffic violation! SIGN    Enforcement Order For The Road Traffic Act      Article 2      Flashing Blue Light With Person Shaped Symbol           Pedestrians shall not begin crossing the road,     and pedestrians currently crossing the road      must either quickly finish crossing or cease crossing      and return to their starting side. [11:15] Elma     You could be fined up to 20,000 yen! [11:17] Elma     I'll punish you villains! [11:20] Tohru     Stop, stop. [11:22] Tohru     What are you doing to kids? [11:24] Elma     What?! [11:24] Elma     You're defending evil?! [11:26] Elma     You really are a chaos dragon! [11:28] Tohru     Calm down. [11:29] Children     I'm scared! [11:29] Tohru     If you're going to go after all those     little things, I'm going home. [11:30] Children      [11:32] Tohru     And what was that about punishment? [11:34] Tohru     Violence is way worse, you know? [11:37] Elma     Tohru, you're starting to resemble     Miss Kobayashi, aren't you? [11:40] Tohru     Huh?! Really?! [11:42] Tohru     Elma, you get it, don't you! [11:44] Elma     Annoying. [11:46] Tohru     You keep focusing on the little things     because you're walking without purpose. [11:49] Tohru     Let's search for the suspicious person. [11:51] Elma     What are they like? [11:53] Tohru     According to the flier, the suspicious person     was dressed entirely in black with long hair. [11:57] Tohru     Apparently he's also a tall man     with sharp eyes and glasses. [12:01] Elma     Oh, that's pretty easy to understand. [12:03] Tohru     They said he was spotted dancing      on the route to the elementary school. [12:08] Elma     I see. Like that, then? SIGN    School Zone [12:10] Tohru     Yes, just like that. [12:14] Tohru     What's the meaning of this? [12:17] Fafnir     I was practicing the choreography     for an event with Takiya. [12:20] Tohru     Why here? [12:22] Fafnir     Because our room's too small. [12:24] Elma     You're a fearsome dragon,     so please show more prudence. [12:29] Tohru     She's right. Think about your persona. [12:32] Fafnir     And you two? SIGN    Patrol [12:33] Tohru     We're on patrol. [12:34] Fafnir     Well, good work. [12:36] Fafnir     A chaos faction member and a harmony     faction member happily together... [12:40] Fafnir     It would seem this world     causes us to go crazy. [12:43] Tohru     And you're the one who's     gone the craziest from it. [12:46] Tohru     Are you going to lecture me about     being too influenced by it again? [12:48] Fafnir     No. [12:50] Fafnir     Lately I kind of understand, but... [12:54] Fafnir     I still think it's dangerous. [12:57] Fafnir     The common sense of this world [12:59] Fafnir     doesn't completely mesh     with our understanding, [13:02] Fafnir     so never forget that. [13:03] Tohru     But isn't reconciling that kind of fun? [13:07] Delinquent     Found you! [13:13] Delinquent     You did us real good earlier, huh? [13:17] Delinquent     Looks like you're pretty capable, [13:19] Delinquent     but this time that guy's here. [13:21] Delinquent     The strongest local delinquent, SIGN    Dragon [13:23] Delinquent     the Dragon of Destruction! [13:25] Destruction     A woman, huh? [13:27] Destruction     If you can fight,     gender doesn't matter. [13:30] Destruction     But if you can't fight,     hurry up and apologize. [13:34] Destruction     Oh, you'll fight? [13:37] Destruction     I won't show any mercy, then. [13:40] Delinquents     Get her, Ryuu-san! [13:44] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [13:46] Tohru     Good grief, with this many... [13:48] Tohru     I'll get the clothes     Miss Kobayashi gave me dirty. [13:54] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [13:55] Tohru     I told you, didn't I? [13:56] Tohru     If you can't understand, give up hope. [13:58] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [13:59] Tohru     I'll make sure you can     never oppose me again. [14:01] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [14:06] Tohru     Shut up! [14:23] Delinquent     Oh, hello, Tohru-san! [14:25] Delinquent     Hello! [14:26] Tohru     Hello. [14:27] Kobayashi     You're getting a lot of greetings today. SIGN    B E A R [14:35] Delinquent     Ryuu-san, let's go home already. [14:38] Destruction     I won't just quietly stay defeated! [14:41] Destruction     I'll get stronger and have my revenge! [14:43] Delinquent     Ryuu-san! [14:44] Delinquent     I-It's a bear! [14:49] Destruction     Heh. [14:49] Destruction     Perfect. [14:51] Destruction     I'll show you I've gotten stronger! [14:53] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! SIGN    Episode 4 SIGN    When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others) [15:01] Commercial     Take, take, take me away somewhere, [15:05] Commercial     jump, jump, jump to Parkour Land! [15:09] Kanna     I want to go to an amusement park! [15:12] Kobayashi     Huh? [15:13] Kobayashi     I never did understand what was     so fun about amusement parks. [15:18] Kanna     Mrr! [15:20] Tohru     Have you never been to one, Miss Kobayashi? SIGN    Spot On [15:23] Tohru     If so, we can go and     tell you what it's like. [15:27] Kobayashi     A dragon's going to teach me     something about this world? [15:30] Kobayashi     No. [15:32] Kobayashi     Oh, well! I'll take you to one,     since I know them so well! [15:36] Kobayashi     This is an exception, though! [15:37] Kanna     Yay! [15:38] Kanna     Can I invite Saikawa, too? [15:39] Kobayashi     Sure. SIGN    Parkour Land [15:42] Kobayashi     We're here. [15:44] Tohru     What is this place? [15:46] Tohru     It's hard to believe we're     still in the same country. [15:48] Kobayashi     Right? So this is the kind of place it is. [15:50] Tohru     Huh?! [15:51] Kobayashi     No, it's nothing! [15:52] Georgie     The unusual... [15:54] Georgie     The fact that you encounter things you     can only find here creates memories, [15:58] Georgie     and the things you interact with     let you forget your daily life. [16:01] Tohru     That voice! [16:02] Kobayashi     Georgie-sa— Huh?! [16:04] Georgie     Yes, I am your guide to     this world of dreams. [16:07] Georgie     This too could be considered     a type of a parlor maid. [16:11] Kobayashi     Isn't that too broad an interpretation? [16:13] Kobayashi     Part-time job? [16:14] Georgie     My father's acquaintance runs this park,      so I'm helping him out. [16:19] Georgie     Oh, right, there's a cafe I think     you'd like here in this area. SIGN    Parkour Land Park Map [16:24] Kobayashi     Oh? We'll go try it. [16:26] Georgie     Hey! I'm Parkour Land's Acro! [16:29] Kobayashi     I can feel the passion. [16:30] Georgie     Have fun here today! [16:33] Kanna     Kobayashi, I'm going to go play     with Saikawa and the others. [16:36] Kobayashi     All right. [16:37] Kobayashi     Meet back up at the Ferris wheel at four. [16:42] Kobayashi     Now, what shall we do? [16:44] Tohru     It's just the two of us     adults now, isn't it? [16:48] Tohru     Why are you readying a security buzzer? SIGN    Mirror House [16:51] Tohru     Wow, a room lined with mirrors, huh? [16:54] Kobayashi     There are so many reflections of me. [16:57] Tohru     What do they have all     these mirrors here for? [17:01] Kobayashi     To reexamine and reevaluate yourself. SIGN    Because it's a maze. [17:04] Tohru     I see. [17:06] Tohru     I have to accept that I'm     in human form right now. [17:11] Kobayashi     I have to say, you're progressing     rather quickly, Tohru. [17:14] Tohru     I can generally tell the way     from the echoes of sound. [17:17] Kobayashi     You're like a bat. [17:19] Georgie     Curse you! [17:23] Saikawa     I'm scared of props! [17:25] Kanna     Calm down, Saikawa. [17:27] Kanna     I'll protect you. SIGN    Haunted House SIGN    Entrance SIGN    Exit [17:35] Kobayashi     I know this one. [17:36] Kobayashi     You spin this here. [17:38] Tohru     Huh. [17:41] Tohru     What makes this fun? [17:43] Kobayashi     Uh, centrifugal force? SIGN    Having some fun [17:45] Tohru     You mean humans try to experience     a stronger rotational force [17:50] Tohru     to make themselves aware that they're     under the sway of the planet's rotation? [17:54] Kobayashi     Centrifugal force and     rotational force aren't— [17:56] Kobayashi     No, let's go with that! [17:58] Kobayashi     That! [17:59] Tohru     Let's go with that? [18:01] Tohru     Can I try spinning it, too? [18:03] Kobayashi     Go ahead. [18:03] Tohru     There! [18:07] Kanna     Oh! [18:08] Ilulu     What is this? How do you play with it? [18:14] Kanna     Oh! [18:15] Ilulu     What is this? It's fun! [18:17] Kanna     Spinning around. [18:23] Saikawa     Sorry, I did it again. [18:26] Ilulu     You're so funny, Saikawa. [18:31] Georgie     This, too, is a maid's duty. [18:34] Tohru     Unicorn, huh? [18:36] Tohru     He really loves virgins. [18:39] Kobayashi     Would he love me, too, then? [18:41] Tohru     Your virginity is mine, so he can't have it. [18:44] Kobayashi     Scary. [18:45] Georgie     Have some candy. [18:48] Ilulu     Lucky! [18:49] Kanna     Thank you. [18:49] Saikawa     Thank you so much. [18:53] Kanna     Saikawa, is yours yummy, too? [18:55] Saikawa     Yeah. Oh, sorry, though. [18:57] Saikawa     I ate all of it. [19:00] Kanna     That one tastes yummy, too. [19:04] Ilulu     Oh, she held it back. [19:05] Saikawa     I can do it when it counts! [19:07] Ilulu     Really? [19:09] Kanna     Me, too. [19:16] Tohru     That was fun! [19:19] Kobayashi     You sure complained quite a bit, though. [19:21] Tohru     As long as I'm with you, [19:22] Tohru     even the depths of the abyss where     light never reaches would be fun! [19:26] Kobayashi     I wouldn't have fun there. [19:28] Kobayashi     Though, I suppose you're right about     it being fun because we're together. [19:33] Tohru     You had fun, too, didn't you, Miss Kobayashi? [19:37] Kobayashi     The cafe Georgie-san mentioned     should be around here. [19:43] Tohru     I know that. [19:44] Tohru     That's the Victorian style     you mentioned once before. [19:48] Tohru     Ah! [19:49] Tohru     The best smile she's had at     any place we went today?! [19:52] Kobayashi     Thank you. [19:53] Kobayashi     Thank you, Georgie-san. [19:55] Kobayashi     The taste is average. [19:57] Kobayashi     Who to drink it with, huh? [19:59] Tohru     You'll drink it with me, right? SIGN    Parkour Land [20:03] Ilulu     Where are they? [20:05] Kanna     Saikawa, are you okay? [20:07] Saikawa     I-I'm fine. [20:09] Saikawa     I'm just a little too happy. [20:12] Saikawa     Georgie. SIGN    Hot Dogs SIGN    French Fries [20:14] Georgie     You young ladies look     like you're having fun. [20:17] Georgie     I took very nice photos of you all. [20:20] Kanna     Oh, show me, show me! [20:23] Ilulu     Ah, Kobayashi, you're late! [20:25] Kobayashi     Sorry, sorry. [20:27] Kobayashi     I stayed there too long... [20:28] Kobayashi     Shall we all ride the Ferris wheel, then? [20:35] Kobayashi     Did Georgie-san take those photos? [20:38] Kanna     We all screamed and had fun. [20:40] Ilulu     I'd love to live in a place this fun. [20:43] Kobayashi     Sorry that my place is ordinary and boring. [20:47] Kobayashi     What's the matter, Tohru? [20:48] Tohru     Nothing, I've just been thinking. [20:51] Tohru     These rides make very sharp     turns and rock up and down. [20:55] Tohru     Then there's the buildings     with detailed designs [20:57] Tohru     and mascot costumes modeled     after fantastical beasts. [21:00] Kobayashi     Is she feeling nostalgic? [21:01] Tohru     This... [21:03] Tohru     is a facility to simulate     riding a dragon, isn't it?! [21:06] Kobayashi     Huh? [21:07] Tohru     I can't believe they'd make these things     just because they can't ride dragons themselves. [21:10] Tohru     Humans are so despicable! [21:12] Kobayashi     How did you even jump     to that interpretation?! [21:15] Tohru     In other words, if you rode me you could     experience an amusement park every day! [21:19] Kobayashi     You only have roller coasters! [21:22] Kobayashi     Still, something like this     every now and then isn't so bad. [21:28] Kobayashi     It is bad for my hips, though. SIGN    Gi Na Ve Me N [21:36] Classmate     Nae. [21:37] Classmate     Nae? [21:40] Classmate     Georgie. [21:42] Georgie     Oh, yes. [21:43] Georgie     Good morning. [21:45] Classmate     You've forgotten your own name, haven't you? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Saikawa     Kanna-san's Mom, [23:23] Saikawa     I brought the photos from     the amusement park. [23:24] Saikawa     There's a thousand! [23:25] Kobayashi     That's a lot. [23:26] Saikawa     Really? [23:27] Saikawa     Let's select the best, then. [23:28] Saikawa     Going through each one. [23:30] Kobayashi     That's harsh. [23:30] Kobayashi     I got it, I'm sorry. [23:31] Kobayashi     They're all okay, then. SIGN    Episode 5 SIGN    Together With You (Well, If We Get Along) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Pisces SIGN    You might make a big mistake making others mad SIGN    Lucky Advice          Repent.          Also, skip sleep to study up. SIGN    That's stoic... SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Pisces!