E10 - Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult)

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    ED
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    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:19] Tohru
    Okay.
SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
[00:21] Tohru
    Let's begin "The First Seminar
    on How to Behave in Human Society."
[00:24] Tohru
    "What do I do in this situation?"
SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
[00:27] Kobayashi
    Put this somewhere else.
SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
[00:28] Tohru
    Case Study 1.
[00:30] Tohru
    There's an apple that's
    fallen on the ground.
SIGN    Kanna
[00:32] Tohru
    What do you do?
[00:34] Elma
    Eat it!
[00:36] Elma
    Huh?!
[00:37] Kanna
    Pick it up and take it to a police box.
[00:40] Elma
    You're not supposed to eat it?!
SIGN    Kanna
[00:43] Tohru
    Case Study 2.
[00:45] Tohru
    If you encounter someone running
    scams in the city, what do you do?
[00:47] Lucoa
    Listen to their offer!
SIGN    Kanna
[00:51] Kanna
    Turn them down.
SIGN    Kanna
[00:53] Lucoa
    Huh? But psychological warfare is so fun!
SIGN    Kanna
[00:57] Tohru
    Case Study 3.
[00:59] Tohru
    You ordered one thing, but something
    different is given to you.
[01:01] Tohru
    What do you do?
[01:03] Fafnir
    File a complaint with the managers.
[01:05] Kanna
    Say something to the staff.
[01:08] Fafnir
    That's naive!
[01:09] Fafnir
    It might be a fatal bug!
[01:11] Fafnir
    They'll need to run maintenance.
[01:13] Tohru
    Come on, everyone.
[01:15] Tohru
    You're all terrible at this.
[01:17] Elma
    And what about you, then?
[01:19] Tohru
    Huh?
[01:19] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:20] Tohru
    I'm perfect. What about me?
[01:20] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:21] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:22] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:22] Kobayashi
    How so?
[01:23] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult)