E1 - New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)

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[00:00] Kobayashi
    -
[00:00] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi!
[00:02] Tohru
    I'm the ultimate maid, aren't I?
SIGN    Tohru
SIGN    Maid
[00:05] Kobayashi
    Of course you're not, but what's up?
SIGN    Miss Kobayashi
[00:08] Tohru
    No, I think I am the ultimate maid.
[00:12] Kobayashi
    I told you, you're not.
[00:13] Tohru
    I found this book.
SIGN    Maid Café Open!
SIGN    Welcoming you with the best maids
[00:15] Kobayashi
    Maid café opening?
SIGN    Welcoming you with the best maids
[00:17] Kobayashi
    That's rather close.
[00:18] Tohru
    They say they'll welcome
    you with the best maids!
[00:21] Tohru
    The best maids?!
[00:23] Tohru
    How can they make such
    false claims without me!
[00:28] Kobayashi
    Yeah, no one should make false claims.
[00:31] Kobayashi
    The dragon in front of me
     is doing that right now, though.
SIGN    Actually a Dragon
[00:35] Tohru
    For now, I'll turn them into ash from
    which nothing will grow with my cursed flames.
[00:40] Kobayashi
    Literally burning love?!
[00:44] Kobayashi
    No, you better not do that.
[00:46] Tohru
    Regardless!
[00:46] Tohru
    I'm going to scout out the enemy!
[00:50] Kobayashi
    Is she okay?
[00:53] Tohru
    I'm back home.
[00:55] Kobayashi
    Welcome home.
[00:56] Kobayashi
    How was it?
[00:57] Kobayashi
    You didn't do anything, did you?
[00:59] Tohru
    Somehow, I wound up working there!
[01:01] Kobayashi
    How?!
SIGN    Because I'm
[02:37] Tohru
    I proudly stormed the enemy's evil den.
[02:41] Kobayashi
    Evil den?
[02:42] (Flashback) Tohru
    Pardon me!
[02:43] (Flashback) Maid1
    Oh, my. Are you here to interview for a job?
[02:46] (Flashback) Maid2
    You're awfully motivated,
    wearing a maid outfit already.
[02:49] (Flashback) Maid3
    You're so pretty, too.
[02:51] (Flashback) Owner
    You've conquered me with your zeal.
[02:53] (Flashback) Owner
    You're hired!
[02:54] (Flashback) All
    Yay!
[02:55] Tohru
    So, I returned victorious!
[02:58] Kobayashi
    Is that maid café going to be okay?
[03:00] Tohru
    Well, I have had a lot of free time on my
    hands lately while you and Kanna are gone.
[03:05] Kobayashi
    You're like a wife getting a
    part-time job because she's bored!
[03:07] Kobayashi
    So, you are going to try working, then?
[03:10] Kobayashi
    Will you be okay?
[03:11] Tohru
    What are you talking about?
[03:12] Tohru
    I work as a maid every day.
[03:15] Tohru
    I'm used to it!
[03:17] Kobayashi
    No.
[03:17] Kobayashi
    Tohru, I may work at a company now,
[03:21] Kobayashi
    but when I lived with my parents
    I worked at a restaurant.
[03:24] Kobayashi
    So, listen.
[03:25] Kobayashi
    You shouldn't underestimate
    the service industry.
[03:27] Tohru
    M-Miss Kobayashi?!
[03:28] Kobayashi
    The cosplay maids at maid cafés
    go against my personal principles,
[03:32] Kobayashi
    but their spirit of service
    is worthy of respect.
[03:36] Kobayashi
    This is a good opportunity, Tohru.
[03:38] Kobayashi
    You should go learn about
    the service industry.
[03:40] Tohru
    You're making me kind of scared now.
SIGN    Several Days Later...
[03:43] Kobayashi
    Well,
[03:44] Kobayashi
    it's been some time since then,
[03:46] Kobayashi
    so I wonder if Tohru is
    doing a good job at work.
SIGN    Kanna Kamui (Actually a Dragon)
[03:48] Kanna
    Kobayashi, you're a worrywart.
[03:51] Kobayashi
    Is this it?
[03:52] Maid4
    Welcome home, Master.
[03:55] Kobayashi
    Oh!
[03:56] Maid4
    And young lady.
[03:57] Kanna
    Oh!
[03:58] Kanna
    There're so many people like Lady Tohru!
[04:01] Kobayashi
    Looks like this maid café
    went with plain style maids.
[04:06] Kobayashi
    People don't use the word
    moe very much anymore,
[04:09] Kobayashi
    but they've kept the spirit of those times.
[04:12] Kobayashi
    Now, the menu...
[04:13] Kobayashi
    Yeah!
[04:14] Kobayashi
    This is also true to those roots.
[04:16] Kobayashi
    There's a special service
    with every menu item.
[04:19] Kobayashi
    I'm betting the magic chants like
    "Turn delicious, moemoe kyun"
[04:21] Kobayashi
    are different for each one.
[04:23] Kanna
    You know a lot, Kobayashi.
[04:25] Kobayashi
    Just between you and me,
[04:28] Kobayashi
    long ago I tried to work
    in a café like this.
[04:32] Kobayashi
    It didn't work.
[04:33] Kobayashi
    It didn't work out.
[04:34] Kanna
    I don't get it, but poor you.
[04:37] Kobayashi
    More importantly, where's Tohru?
[04:38] Kanna
    Back there.
[04:47] Tohru
    Table 10, order's up!
[04:48] Maid2
    On it!
[04:49] Tohru
    I'm running low on plates,
    so lay them out, lay them out!
[04:51] Maid2
    Right away!
[05:03] Maid1
    That's incredible skill!
[05:04] Maid1
    Way to go, Head Chef!
[05:06] Maid2
    You're really a huge help, Head Chef!
[05:08] Maid3
    Head Chef Tohru-sama!
[05:09] Tohru
    No, no, it's thanks to you
    all working efficiently...
[05:14] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi!
[05:16] Tohru
    You came to see me?!
[05:17] Kobayashi
    You're doing a splendid job.
[05:19] Kobayashi
    I'm surprised.
[05:21] Tohru
    You see that?
[05:22] Tohru
    It's easy for me to handle!
[05:25] Tohru
    I've taken another step forward as a maid...
[05:27] Tohru
    As a maid...
[05:30] Tohru
    I'm not working as a maid at all!
[05:33] Kobayashi
    Yeah, you're the chef.
[05:34] Tohru
    Hold on, I'll go ask someone
    on the floor to swap with me!
[05:36] Kobayashi
    No, I think they put you
    in the right position.
[05:39] Tohru
    No, it's the right position
    for a volcanic dragon!
[05:43] Tohru
    Please go out and come back in again!
[05:45] Kobayashi
    Eh?
[05:46] Maid4
    Turn delicious.
[05:48] Kanna
    It's good.
[05:49] Tohru
    Welcome, Miss Kobayashi!
[05:52] Kobayashi
    Tch, it's supposed to be Master!
[05:54] Maid1
    When Head Chef first started
    on the floor she said,
[05:57] Maid1
    "I refuse to call anyone but
    Miss Kobayashi 'Master'!"
[06:00] Kobayashi
    Wait, she doesn't even
    call me Master, though.
[06:03] Tohru
    Please have a seat over here!
[06:05] Kobayashi
    Now I can finally order.
[06:09] Kanna
    Omelet rice! Omelet rice!
[06:11] Kobayashi
    Okay, two omelet rices.
[06:13] Tohru
    Yes, coming right up!
[06:17] Tohru
    Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!
[06:20] Kobayashi
    Be cute about it.
[06:21] Tohru
    Of course!
[06:23] Tohru
    I call upon the Shadow King
    that rules over this world,
[06:26] Tohru
    make this the greatest it can
    be with these dark arts!
[06:29] Tohru
    I beseech thee for abundance
    and quality worth praise!
[06:32] Tohru
    Change its value and bring forth
    another monument to your glory!
[06:35] Tohru
    Let my magic spread like
    mud and bring corruption,
[06:38] Tohru
    let my principles erode the world
    and bring a deluge of madness!
[06:41] Tohru
    Replace the genuine with falsehood!
[06:46] Tohru
    Turn delicious, moemoe kyun!
[06:54] Tohru
    Okay, now it's delicious.
[06:56] Tohru
    Please eat up.
[06:58] Kobayashi
    That was actual magic! A curse, in fact!
[07:00] Kanna
    It's good.
[07:01] Kobayashi
    Bring me the Head Chef!
[07:03] Tohru
    Hello!
[07:04] Tohru
    I'm the Head Chef, Maid, and Dragon, Tohru!
[07:13] Tohru
    She has the skills, at least.
    Only the skills.
[07:16] Tohru
    Though, I really don't want to be anyone
     but Miss Kobayashi's maid, so I'm quitting.
[07:22] Maids
    You can't!
[07:23] Tohru
    Huh?
[07:23] Maid1
    You can't do that!
[07:25] Maid2
    Our café's already famous for the
    taste of your food, Head Chef!
[07:29] Maid3
    There are so many posts spreading about it
    through word of mouth on the net!
[07:32] Maid2
    Head Chef!
[07:32] Maid3
    Head Chef!
[07:33] Maid1
    Head Chef!
[07:35] Tohru
    Uhh, then...
[07:37] Tohru
    I'll teach you the magic chant
    to make food delicious.
[07:41] Tohru
    Listen closely.
[07:42] Tohru
    For a human to do it, you'll have
    to draw this magic circle first...
[07:49] Maid4
    Welcome home, Master.
[07:51] Takiya
    Oh, this is a nice café.
[07:54] Takiya
    Okay, we'll take two omelet rices.
[07:56] Maid4
    Coming right up.
[07:57] Maid4
    Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!
[08:01] Maid4
    I call upon the Shadow King
    that rules over this world,
[08:04] Maid4
    make this the greatest it
    can be with these dark arts!
SIGN    Takiya Makoto
[08:05] Takiya
    This is an awfully unique maid café!
[08:07] Maid 4
    I beseech you for abundance and quality!
SIGN    Eatery Reviews
SIGN    Ate Bookmarked
SIGN    Closest Station: Oborozuka Station
SIGN    Cost: 650+ yen Closed On: -
SIGN    The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
SIGN    I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came
     second as long as I could enjoy the girls. However... Read More
SIGN    Deliciousness You Can't Taste Elsewhere
SIGN    I had my own biases, but the food was surprisingly good, and I never thought... Read More
SIGN    The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
SIGN    I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came second as long as I could enjoy the girls.
SIGN    However, their most popular dish, the omelet rice, tasted better than any other restaurant's omelet rice.
SIGN    Too Delicious for a Maid Café! Practically—
SIGN    Omelet Rice Was Superb!
SIGN    food was delicious!
SIGN    omelet rice
[08:24] Tohru
    As a maid, not a chef!
[08:26] Tohru
    Where are the reviews about me as a maid?!
[08:29] Kobayashi
    Don't break my mouse, okay?
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)
[08:38] Announcer
    We predict sudden changes
    in the weather patterns,
[08:40] Kobayashi
    Ahhn.
[08:40] Announcer
    so please pay attention
    to future weather reports.
SIGN    Early This Morning Unexplained Landslide
SIGN    Landslide, No One Injured
[08:44] Announcer
    Next up is the news.
[08:46] Announcer
    Early this morning there
    was a large-scale landslide.
[08:50] Announcer
    It looks like the earth was sliced away,
[08:52] Kobayashi
    That's where I met you, Tohru.
[08:52] Announcer
    and there are many unexplained aspects,
[08:55] Announcer
    so the local government advises
    people to stay away from the scene.
[08:56] Tohru
    How could they do that to our precious spot!
[08:59] Announcer
    The city has already
    requested an investigation
[08:59] Tohru
    I'll find the culprit and send them
     to Gehenna, then Jahannam,
[09:01] Announcer
    and aid for restoration from the
    prefecture and national government.
[09:02] Tohru
    and finally feed them to Amam!
[09:04] Announcer
    An emergency meeting has been called
    between local, prefectural, and national officials—
[09:04] Kobayashi
    But the only ones who could
    do something like that are...
SIGN    Fafnir (Actually a Dragon)
[09:08] Fafnir
    I was reviewing the calls and responses
    for a game event at that time.
SIGN    Magatsuchi Shouta
[09:13] Shouta
    Lucoa's been out of the
    country since yesterday.
[09:16] Shouta
    We're bound by... by my magic power,
[09:19] Shouta
    so I can tell where she is.
SIGN    Elma (Actually a Dragon)
[09:22] Elma
    Taiyaki! It's so good!
[09:29] Elma
    What are you doing here
    out of the blue, Tohru?!
[09:31] Tohru
    You're the culprit!
[09:32] Elma
    What are you talking about?!
[09:33] Kobayashi
    On today's news there was a mountain that...
[09:37] Elma
    Oh, yeah. I was curious about that, too!
[09:41] Kobayashi
    It wasn't you either?
[09:42] Elma
    I just assumed Tohru had done that.
[09:44] Tohru
    No, I didn't!
[09:45] Kobayashi
    Hold on.
[09:46] Kobayashi
    Then, that means it was some dragon
    other than the ones we know?
[09:49] Tohru
    There aren't that many who
    could break my barrier.
[09:52] Kobayashi
    Then... who?
[09:54] Ilulu
    Me.
SIGN    Ilulu
[10:04] Ilulu
    Good afternoon.
[10:07] Tohru
    Ilulu.
[10:12] Ilulu
    What a pretty city.
[10:15] Ilulu
    People laughing.
[10:18] Ilulu
    With so many here, you could enjoy
    all the destruction you wanted.
[10:22] Ilulu
    Yet here you are, a chaos dragon
     laughing with humans.
[10:25] Ilulu
    I was watching because
    I was a little curious,
[10:28] Ilulu
    but now I'm sick of it. So forget it.
[10:30] Ilulu
    Long and short,
[10:32] Ilulu
    you're an enemy!
[10:37] Tohru
    Tch!
[10:41] Kobayashi
    Who is that?
[10:42] Elma
    Ilulu.
[10:43] Elma
    She's with the most radical
    wing of the chaos faction.
[10:45] Elma
    She just plain loves destruction.
[10:47] Elma
    I'm sure she followed Tohru here.
SIGN    Also followed Tohru here
[10:50] Elma
    See, what did I just tell you?
[10:51] Elma
    She's planning to destroy this world.
[10:54] Kobayashi
    Well, still...
[10:55] Kobayashi
    Tohru will do something about her.
[10:57] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi, Ilulu's might
    is only slightly below Tohru's.
[11:00] Elma
    If the two of them fight,
    they'll destroy this whole region.
[11:03] Kobayashi
    She'll do something about that, too.
[11:05] Elma
    You believe in Tohru?
[11:07] Kobayashi
    Well,
[11:08] Kobayashi
    that's really
[11:10] Kobayashi
    all I can do.
[11:11] Kobayashi
    So, I'll just do that.
[11:15] Tohru
    Destruction isn't allowed in this world.
[11:18] Ilulu
    What are you saying?
[11:19] Ilulu
    I'm with the chaos faction.
[11:21] Tohru
    If you can't abide by that,
    I'll blast you back to whence you came.
[11:24] Ilulu
    I'm more than happy to fight.
[11:27] Ilulu
    Attacks like that won't affect me.
[11:38] Tohru
    Oh, no! The city!
[11:45] Tohru
    Hot!
[11:48] Tohru
    Ow!
[11:49] Kobayashi
    Uhh, is she struggling?
[11:51] Elma
    Tohru is trying to protect
    the city while fighting.
[11:54] Elma
    She's at a disadvantage.
[11:56] Kobayashi
    You're not going to help her?
[11:58] Elma
    Me?
[12:00] Elma
    I'm with the harmony faction.
[12:02] Elma
    Normally, Tohru and I would be enemies.
[12:03] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[12:04] Elma
    I have put up a barrier to keep humans away,
[12:06] Elma
    but that's just to avoid trouble.
[12:08] Kobayashi
    What about the other dragons?
[12:10] Elma
    Sir Fafnir would tell her
    to clean up her own mess.
[12:14] Elma
    Lady Lucoa is with the spectator faction,
     so she won't intervene.
[12:17] Elma
    Kanna wouldn't be strong enough.
[12:20] Elma
    If she defeats Tohru,
     then I'll fight, as well.
[12:23] Elma
    I'll try to protect both you and this city.
[12:25] Kobayashi
    But then, Tohru would be...
[12:32] Kobayashi
    Even if I believe in her,
[12:34] Kobayashi
    if that doesn't give her strength,
    it's no different than doing nothing.
[12:39] Kobayashi
    But that's all I can—
[12:42] Kobayashi
    Elma!
[12:44] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi, if you're asking
    me to aid Tohru, I can't.
[12:48] Kobayashi
    Pudding!
[12:48] Elma
    Wait! You can't just buy me off with...
[12:51] Kobayashi
    Cream puffs!
[12:52] Kobayashi
    Coffee jelly!
[12:54] Kobayashi
    Chocolate cake!
[12:55] Kobayashi
    Maple syrup pancakes!
[12:57] Kobayashi
    All the sweets you can eat!
[13:14] Tohru
    Ow.
[13:18] Ilulu
    I hit you with thirty shots of flaming acid.
[13:21] Ilulu
    I landed several good
    blows with my claws, too.
[13:25] Ilulu
    And all that earns is an ow?
[13:26] Ilulu
    Well, I'm stumped.
[13:28] Ilulu
    I can't think of a way to kill you.
[13:30] Tohru
    Me, neither.
[13:32] Tohru
    If I attack you all-out,
    the city will be destroyed.
[13:35] Tohru
    But I can't defeat you otherwise.
[13:38] Tohru
    Your attacks are starting
    to get irritating, too!
[13:41] Tohru
    But I have to protect the city!
[13:44] Tohru
    I'm ready to explode
[13:46] Tohru
    and take everything with me.
[13:48] Ilulu
    You're bluffing.
[13:51] Kobayashi
    Tohru!
[13:52] Kobayashi
    Elma's put up a barrier!
[13:55] Elma
    Only because Miss Kobayashi
    made a deal with me!
[14:00] Ilulu
    So, what?
[14:03] Ilulu
    That's disgusting,
    acting all friendly with humans.
[14:06] Ilulu
    We're just getting started!
[14:08] Ilulu
    Now to destroy this world with my true form!
[14:33] Tohru
    That was a close call.
[14:36] Tohru
    I didn't take that much damage,
[14:39] Tohru
    but I nearly forgot I had
    to protect the city, too.
[14:43] Tohru
    For a moment I almost thought I could
    just let everyone but Miss Kobayashi die.
[14:48] Tohru
    But then I wouldn't be able
    to stay in this world.
[14:54] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, umm...
[15:10] Kobayashi
    Shall we go home?
[15:14] Tohru
    Yes.
[15:19] Tohru
    I can try as hard as I must.
[15:21] Tohru
    If it means staying with Miss Kobayashi,
[15:24] Tohru
    I can break any obstacles
    that stand in my way.
[15:36] Ilulu
    That human...
[15:38] Ilulu
    She got Elma to act and saved Tohru.
[15:42] Ilulu
    Humans are our enemies.
[15:44] Ilulu
    That's what we were taught, but...
[15:48] Ilulu
    I want to know...
[15:50] Ilulu
    about that human...
SIGN    Quetzalcoatl (Actually a Dragon)
[15:57] Lucoa
    Huh? Me? Me who?
[16:00] Lucoa
    Oh, yeah.
[16:03] Lucoa
    A cold? Hmm.
[16:05] Lucoa
    The train?
[16:06] Lucoa
    Your bag? Yeah.
[16:11] Lucoa
    Compensation?
[16:12] Lucoa
    By today?
[16:13] Lucoa
    Two million?
[16:20] Lucoa
    Oh, that's terrible.
[16:34] Ilulu
    It was hard enough getting the gate open.
[16:37] Ilulu
    I'm surprised Tohru so easily pulls
    off something that draining.
[16:43] Kobayashi
    The last train, huh?
[16:45] Kobayashi
    I guess I could have Tohru come pick me up.
[16:49] Kobayashi
    You.
[16:50] Ilulu
    The human called Kobayashi.
[16:52] Ilulu
    Why are you living with a dragon?
[16:55] Kobayashi
    Because Tohru chose to fit my lifestyle,
    not because I did anything.
[17:00] Ilulu
    Aren't you afraid?
[17:02] Tohru
    Fear me!
[17:03] Kobayashi
    Well, not when she's that cute.
[17:07] Ilulu
    So...
[17:10] Ilulu
    She makes you horny?
[17:11] Street
    Stop
[17:11] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[17:12] Ilulu
    You're in love with Tohru's human form.
[17:15] Ilulu
    That's why you're fine?
[17:16] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[17:18] Kobayashi
    No, no, what are you talking about?
[17:20] Ilulu
    A strong denial.
[17:22] Ilulu
    Suspicious.
[17:22] Kobayashi
    That's not it!
[17:24] Ilulu
    Then...
[17:29] Kobayashi
    What is this? Wow...
[17:32] Ilulu
    Well?
[17:33] Ilulu
    You're only human in the end.
[17:35] Ilulu
    You can't resist your desires.
[17:37] Ilulu
    Now, let your pitiful
    male instincts run free!
[17:41] Ilulu
    You want to be loved, right?
[17:43] Ilulu
    Tonight you can unleash your lusts on me.
[17:45] Ilulu
    Go on.
[17:46] Ilulu
    Go on, go on.
[17:48] Kobayashi
    I'm a woman!
[17:49] Ilulu
    Ow!
[17:51] Kobayashi
    Cut the crap!
[17:52] Kobayashi
    I'll unleash flames of rage and resentment
    on those huge lumps of fat every day!
[17:58] Kobayashi
    Ahh, the last train's about to leave!
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[18:00] Ilulu
    Ah, wait!
[18:03] Announcer
    Please do not rush onto the
    train while doors are closing.
[18:17] Kobayashi
    What?
[18:18] Kobayashi
    Haven't caused enough commotion?
[18:23] Ilulu
    I can't accept you.
[18:25] Ilulu
    Humans and dragons can't coexist.
[18:30] Ilulu
    When they're together
     their differences cause suffering,
[18:32] Ilulu
    and as that suffering continues
    it breeds hatred for others.
[18:35] Ilulu
    Respect turns to envy
[18:37] Ilulu
    and eventually creates pain.
[18:41] Ilulu
    What Tohru feels for you is
    nothing more than curiosity.
[18:46] Ilulu
    When that finally runs out...
[18:50] Ilulu
    Don't sleep!
[18:52] Kobayashi
    Oh, it's fine.
[18:54] Kobayashi
    I was listening, I was listening.
[18:55] Ilulu
    Liar!
[18:56] Kobayashi
    You were talking about the differences
    between species or something, right?
[19:00] Kobayashi
    You said you can't accept me, right?
[19:02] Kobayashi
    So, is there something you want a
    human like me to do to satisfy you?
[19:06] Ilulu
    Correct your understanding!
[19:11] Kobayashi
    I'll borrow your own words
     to say my piece, then.
[19:16] Kobayashi
    When we enjoy our differences
[19:17] Kobayashi
    and that enjoyment continues,
    it breeds love for others.
[19:20] Kobayashi
    Respect is joined by trust
[19:22] Kobayashi
    and eventually creates bonds.
[19:25] Kobayashi
    I would say that's what I
    feel in my life with Tohru.
[19:29] Ilulu
    That's just a convenient interpretation!
[19:31] Ilulu
    There are still tragedies, too!
[19:32] Ilulu
    You're just glossing over
    it with pretty words!
[19:36] Kobayashi
    Yeah.
[19:38] Kobayashi
    We do fight and hurt each other,
[19:41] Kobayashi
    but I turn a blind eye to that
[19:43] Kobayashi
    and I don't care if it gets
    buried under something ugly.
[19:46] Kobayashi
    Even if I don't properly
    understand her feelings,
[19:49] Kobayashi
    I've done what I can to respond to them,
[19:51] Kobayashi
    and we manage.
[19:52] Kobayashi
    That's the kind of person I am.
[19:54] Ilulu
    Is that how you humans think?
[19:57] Kobayashi
    No. It's how I, Kobayashi, think.
[20:01] Kobayashi
    Don't you distinguish between
    how you and other dragons think?
[20:06] Ilulu
    There's no need to.
[20:08] Ilulu
    They're the same.
[20:09] Kobayashi
    Really?
[20:11] Kobayashi
    But the dragon who came up with
    what dragons should think
[20:15] Kobayashi
    wasn't you, was it?
[20:36] Ilulu
    You can spout your pretty words,
    but you're still a human.
[20:39] Ilulu
    It didn't work because you're a woman.
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[20:48] Kobayashi
    Whoa.
[20:52] Kobayashi
    I guess Ilulu left?
[20:55] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[21:04] Kobayashi
    What is this?
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    Oh?
[21:43] Takiya
    Faf-kun?
[21:46] Takiya
    The fate of mankind
[21:48] Takiya
    is in jeopardy!
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[23:22] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, it's started again!
[23:25] Tohru
    The story of the love between you and me!
[23:28] Kobayashi
    There was a new dragon, though?
[23:30] Tohru
    She won't appear anymore.
[23:31] Kobayashi
    That's not true.
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