E4 - Kanna Goes to School! (Not that she needs to.)

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[00:17] K
    She's been gazing at them a lot lately,
[00:20] K
    but do you think she might want to go?
[00:22] T
    Who, Kanna? I think so.
[00:25] T
    Every dragon's had those
    thoughts at some point.
[00:30] T
    How young, how young.
[00:31] K
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[00:33] T
    A journey to eliminate humanity, right?
[00:35] K
    No, I'm talking about school.
[00:39] T
    Oh, school.
[00:41] T
    I see that come up on the Internet often.
[00:44] K
    The Internet? You've gotten used to it, huh.
[00:54] K
    Kanna-chan.
[00:57] Kanna
    What, Kobayashi?
[01:00] K
    Oh, well...
[01:03] K
    Want to go to school?
SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District
[02:39] Kanna
    Kobayashi!
[02:40] Kanna
    Hurry! Hurry!
[02:42] T
    Hey, Kanna, don't make
    trouble for Miss Kobayashi!
[02:46] K
    You need all this just to go to school?
SIGN    Textbooks and storage boxes will be provided on the first day. Pencil case | Pencils | Erasers Crayons (16 colors) | Colored pencils (12 colors) Scissors | Glue | Pencil board Ruler | Unruled notebooks Indoor slippers | Slipper case | Gym clothes Gym cap | Gym clothes case Handkerchief | Safety buzzer
[02:50] T
    You said it.
[02:52] T
    I sense some collusion between
    schools and the manufacturers.
[02:56] T
    It's a conspiracy.
[02:57] K
    I don't think that's true.
[03:00] T
    The Internet said it is!
[03:02] K
    It's a bad influence on dragons, too, huh...
SIGN    Shop at your local shopping district! Save with your point card!
[03:05] K
    Well, let's pick up
     all the stationery first.
SIGN    Noyama Stationery
[03:10] Granny
    Welcome!
[03:12] K
    Yeah, this is it.
[03:14] K
    I see stationery stores haven't
    changed at all since long ago.
[03:18] K
    What's that look for?!
[03:20] Kanna
    They're not cute.
[03:21] K
    Huh?!
[03:22] T
    Jeez, you don't get it, Miss Kobayashi.
[03:26] T
    Leave it to me!
[03:29] K
    What's this place?
[03:31] K
    The feathers plucked from live birds
    around this season make good pens!
[03:35] K
    Scary! Scary!
[03:38] K
    Seems like this is wrong, too.
[03:40] T
    That's strange.
[03:41] T
    When I was in the other world
    everyone used quill pens.
[03:45] Kanna
    I want a cute one. A cute one.
[03:49] K
    So she says.
[03:52] T
    Oh, I heard a new store opened
    outside the shopping district recently.
[04:03] K
    What is this?
[04:04] K
    Everything's sparkling in my eyes.
[04:06] Kanna
    Kobayashi!
[04:08] Kanna
    What's this?
[04:09] Kanna
    How do you use it?
SIGN    Kanna
[04:11] K
    You use this to write characters.
[04:14] K
    You'll be using a pencil though, Kanna-chan.
[04:16] T
    Miss Kobayashi!
[04:17] T
    How's this?!
SIGN    I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi
[04:19] K
    Scary!
[04:20] Kanna
    Hey, Kobayashi,
[04:22] Kanna
    what's this thing that looks
    like a dragon's mouth?
[04:25] K
    You use it like this.
[04:29] T
    What a torture device.
[04:31] K
    How did you jump to that?
[04:32] Kanna
    Then what about this?
[04:33] T
    That's a tool for branding slaves.
[04:37] T
    You use it to mark your property.
[04:41] T
    Come on, Miss Kobayashi! Brand me as yours!
[04:44] K
    No.
SIGN    Popular! Unicorn Pencil Box
[04:48] Kanna
    Look, Lady Tohru, a unicorn.
[04:53] T
    I think that unicorn would
    be happy knowing this.
[04:57] K
    Part of me wants to ask,
    and part of me doesn't.
SIGN    Miss Kobayashi paid for it after this.
SIGN    Total Cash
SIGN    Total Cash Change
[05:13] Clerk
    Thank you very much!
[05:19] K
    Now we've got most of it.
[05:21] T
    Then on to the next stop!
[05:26] T
    Does it really have to be this place?
[05:29] K
    This is the only place in the
    area that sells backpacks.
[05:33] T
    I understand that,
    but I still don't like it.
[05:36] T
    I can't help but remember...
[05:38] K
    Well, let's go.
[05:39] K
    The two of us.
[05:40] T
    Please wait!
[05:53] K
    Kanna-chan, which one do you like?
[05:56] Kanna
    This.
[05:58] K
    She chose a surprisingly normal one.
[06:01] T
    Figures, Kanna.
[06:03] T
    I can see why you'd choose a cursed
    item that's absorbed human blood.
[06:06] Kanna
    Uh-huh.
[06:08] K
    That's your reason?!
[06:17] Clerk
    That'll be 38,000 yen.
[06:20] K
    It costs that much?
[06:22] T
    Is this all right?
[06:23] K
    Oh, yeah. It's fine.
[06:26] K
    I'm sorry, I'll be paying with card.
[06:28] Clerk
    Sure. Thank you very much.
SIGN    Ohyama Clothing Store
    Student Uniform Specialty Shop
[06:43] Worker
    Welcome!
[06:44] T
    Miss Kobayashi, Kanna's going to pout again
    if we go in another store like this.
[06:49] K
    This is the store designated by the school,
[06:51] K
    so we have no choice.
[06:53] T
    It's collusion.
[06:54] K
    You're persistent about that.
[06:58] K
    Are these the ones designated by the school?
[07:01] T
    They all seem the same.
[07:03] K
    That's fine.
[07:04] K
    Everyone should be wearing the same thing.
[07:07] T
    Why's that?
[07:10] K
    To reduce differences.
[07:12] K
    Men, women, Japanese,
    and foreigners are all the same.
[07:17] K
    That's important.
[07:19] T
    What happens when you're
    different from everyone else?
[07:22] K
    Sometimes you're eliminated.
[07:26] K
    It might not be like that for dragons,
[07:29] K
    but humans don't like things
    different from themselves.
[07:33] T
    That's foolish.
[07:36] K
    Yeah, I agree it is.
[07:38] K
    But everyone's afraid...
[07:41] K
    of things that are different.
[07:51] T
    I kind of understand.
[08:01] K
    Sorry.
[08:02] K
    This wasn't my intent.
[08:04] K
    Thanks for your concern.
[08:18] K
    Kanna-chan, are you looking
    forward to school?
[08:21] Kanna
    Yeah.
[08:31] K
    All right then. Once we get home,
    we prepare for tomorrow!
[08:35] T
    Miss Kobayashi, that's not fair!
[08:37] T
    Please hold my hand, too!
[08:39] K
    Yes, yes.
[08:47] Kanna
    Kobayashi!
[08:50] Kanna
    Look, look!
[08:53] K
    You look good!
[08:54] K
    Yeah, cute.
[08:57] Kanna
    Lady Tohru.
[09:00] Kanna
    Look, look.
[09:02] T
    Kanna.
[09:03] T
    Please lend that to me.
[09:06] T
    Miss Kobayashi!
[09:08] T
    Please look! What do you think?
[09:12] K
    Too many different themes to tell.
[09:15] T
    Huh?!
[09:18] T
    In the end, she wore that
    backpack all day long.
[09:21] T
    She must really be looking forward to it.
[09:24] K
    Is it something to go that far over?
[09:31] K
    Even though she's a dragon, she's still a child.
[09:37] Kanna
    In the way.
[09:48] L
    What's Kanna-chan doing?
[09:49] T
    She's practicing her writing.
[09:51] K
    Well, think you'll remember them?
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[10:07] K
    Let's forget all this for now.
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Kanna Goes to School! (Not That She Needs To)
[10:16] Classmate
    Good morning!
SIGN    Oborozuka Elementary
[10:18] Steps
    Give a
    bright smile
     every day
[10:19] Teacher
    Yes, good morning.
[10:21] Teacher
    Today we have a new friend to
    introduce to everyone here.
[10:26] Teacher
    This is Kobayashi Kanna-chan.
[10:28] K
    Kobayashi Kanna.
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[10:32] Shima
    Cute!
[10:33] Toudou
    Where'd you come from?
[10:35] Kanna
    Ushishir Island.
[10:36] Daitani
    From abroad?! Wow!
[10:39] T
    It looks like her introduction went well.
[10:42] K
    Watch over Kanna-chan, okay?
[10:46] T
    Leave it to me, Miss Kobayashi!
[10:49] T
    Yes. Now, for this problem,
[10:51] T
    can you solve it, Kobayashi-san?
[10:54] T
    What a boring problem.
[10:57] T
    Kanna wanted to do things like that?
[11:00] T
    Yes, that's correct.
[11:06] T
    Such an inefficient way to learn.
[11:09] T
    Putting them in different classes based on their*
    abilities would help them grow faster.
SIGN    Cram School Approach
[11:19] T
    It seems to be some game of
    hitting each other with a ball.
[11:23] T
    A fitting game for barbaric humans.
[11:36] Teacher
    Yes, that's it!
[11:38] T
    No mercy, huh?
[11:40] T
    Kobayashi-san, you're incredible!
[11:42] Muroi
    You can do anything, can't you?
[11:44] Ta
    Can I call you Kanna-chan?
[11:48] Moto
    Oh, can I call you that, too?
[11:53] (Flashback) K
    But everyone's afraid...
[11:55] (Flashback) K
    of things that are different.
[11:58] T
    But they do take clear steps to
    ally themselves with the strong.
[12:02] T
    Even young, they're still human, huh?
[12:05] Classmates
    Farewell, Sensei!
SIGN    Dream
[12:08] Teacher
    Yes, farewell!
[12:10] Saikawa
    Hey, Kobayashi Kanna-san!
[12:14] Saikawa
    Don't you think you've been
    standing out too much?
SIGN    Saikawa Riko
[12:17] Daitani
    It's Saikawa, the one who acts like a queen!
[12:19] S
    Thanks for the clear explanation.
[12:21] S
    But no! Shut up!
[12:23] Kanna
    I stood out?
[12:25] S
    You did! You're so cute, it ticks
    me off and I want to hug you!
SIGN    Wants to hug me, stood out, transfer student, cute and talented, too cute, eliminated
SIGN    "That's wicked"
[12:34] S
    I challenge you, Kobayashi Kanna-san!
[12:36] S
    I'll prove I'm better than you!
[12:38] Toudou
    Kanna-chan, don't do it.
[12:41] Toudou
    Saikawa-san plays dirty and cheats,
[12:43] Toudou
    and she's a hopeless person
    who won't admit defeat!
[12:46] S
    Hey, you, be quiet!
[12:47] S
    Now, care to try arm wrestling me?
[12:50] S
    Despite how I look,
    I've won at karate tournaments...
[12:56] Kanna
    I'd like to be friends.
[13:01] S
    I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
[13:04] S
    I-I, um, I wanted to be
    friends with you, too!
[13:08] S
    Oh, shoot, what do I do?!
[13:08] Classmates
    She's too blundering.
[13:10] S
    Don't cry.
[13:12] S
    Here, I'll give you some candy.
[13:13] Daitani
    Ah! You can't bring that to school.
[13:16] S
    Be quiet!
[13:21] T
    Still, fake crying? What a roundabout
    way to settle things, Kanna.
[13:26] T
    I would've just blasted them away.
[13:29] Kanna
    Yeah.
[13:31] T
    Why did you decide you
    wanted to go to school?
[13:34] Kanna
    Because it was fun watching them.
[13:37] T
    Was it fun?
[13:39] Kanna
    Yeah.
[13:40] T
    I think there will be some
    aspects that aren't fun, as well.
[13:43] Kanna
    Yeah.
[13:44] T
    There's no real need for us
    to be the same as humans.
[13:48] T
    Living among them doesn't
    mean living with them.
[13:53] Kanna
    But they're close by,
    and we share time together, so...
[13:59] Kanna
    Maybe that's why I want to be with them.
[14:04] T
    Be with them...
[14:06] T
    I've seen plenty of my comrades
[14:08] T
    destroy themselves,
    unable to be satisfied with that.
[14:13] T
    But, well...
[14:14] T
    For now, I'll affirm that choice, too.
[14:22] K
    How was school?
[14:24] Kanna
    Fun.
[14:25] K
    Good to hear.
[14:27] T
    Miss Kobayashi!
[14:28] T
    I fulfilled my mission, too.
[14:29] T
    Please praise me.
[14:31] K
    Yeah, thanks.
[14:33] K
    Oh, right.
[14:34] K
    Here you go.
[14:42] Kanna
    This is...
[14:43] K
    Congratulations on entering school.
[14:45] K
    You can hang it on your backpack.
[14:53] T
    Miss Kobayashi!
[14:55] T
    What about me?
[14:56] T
    Hey, Miss Kobayashi, what about me?
[14:58] K
    Here.
[14:59] T
    Yay!
[15:01] K
    Simple-gon.
[15:12] T
    What are you doing?
[15:14] Kanna
    Putting on name tags.
[15:16] Kanna
    They said to put them on my things.
[15:20] TV
    This is today's special product!
SIGN    Tohru
[15:22] T
    There we go!
[15:22] TV
    A drill perfect for woodwork!
SIGN    Why?
[15:28] Kobayashi
    Why?
SIGN    How
[15:32] Kobayashi
    How...
[15:41] K
    did things get like this?
[15:44] K
    The story starts one day ago.
[15:49] Lucoa
    So good!
[15:51] Lucoa
    Thanks.
[15:52] T
    You're welcome.
[15:54] L
    Sorry I keep dropping by all the time.
[15:56] K
    You're checking up on Tohru, right?
[15:59] L
    Oh, you knew?
[16:00] K
    Well, he's here, too.
[16:04] Fafnir
    I'm bored with this already.
[16:05] Fafnir
    I'm going to play some other game.
[16:08] K
    To be honest, you're here to
    check on Tohru, too, right?
[16:13] Kanna
    I'm home.
[16:14] K
    Oh, welcome home, Kanna-chan.
[16:20] K
    What's happened?
[16:21] Kanna
    A duel.
[16:22] K
    A duel?!
[16:25] T
    I'll aid you!
[16:27] Fafnir
    I'll kill them.
[16:28] K
    Wait, wait, you delinquents!
[16:30] Kanna
    Today, on the way home...
[16:37] (Flashback) S
    Kanna-san.
[16:38] (Flashback) S
    I'm going home with you today,
    so consider it an honor.
[16:42] (Flashback) Kanna
    Yeah. You're kind, Saikawa.
[16:45] (Flashback) Kanna
    I like you.
[16:46] (Flashback) Kanna
    I like you.
[16:50] (Flashback) S
    Today I'll show you a good place to play!
[16:53] (Flashback) Kanna
    Okay.
[16:58] (Flashback) S
    Well?
[16:59] (Flashback) S
    Despite how big this place is,
    it's a hidden spot people rarely come to.
[17:03] (Flashback) Kanna
    That's the thing you fly with!
[17:06] (Flashback) S
    F-Fly?
[17:07] (Flashback) Kanna
    Yeah, in the clouds.
[17:09] (Flashback) S
    W-Well, let's play on the seesaw together!
[17:15] (Flashback) Middle
    Sorry, sorry.
[17:16] (Flashback) S
    Hey, watch it, you guys!
[17:18] (Flashback) Middle
    What? You're frightened by
    a ball coming your way?
[17:21] (Flashback) Middle
    Stop that.
[17:23] (Flashback) Middle
    Sorry, we were playing dodgeball.
[17:25] (Flashback) S
    L-Little children come here often, too,
     so you should stop that.
[17:30] (Flashback) Middle
    There's nowhere else.
[17:31] (Flashback) Middle
    Whatever, we're taking over this place.
[17:33] (Flashback) Middle
    Go on home, squirts.
[17:36] (Flashback) Middle
    I told you to stop that.
[17:38] (Flashback) S
    I challenge you.
[17:39] (Flashback) Middle
    What?
[17:39] (Flashback) S
    I challenge you to dodgeball tomorrow!
[17:42] (Flashback) S
    If you lose, then give
    up on using this place!
[17:48] (Flashback) Middle
    You hear that?
[17:48] (Flashback) Middle
    S-She's going to play with us!
[17:51] (Flashback) Middle
    Sorry. We don't have time to play with you.
[17:54] (Flashback) S
    My, running away?
[17:56] (Flashback) S
    Are you afraid I'll
    discipline you all myself?
[18:00] (Flashback) S
    You American gorilla!
[18:02] (Flashback) Middle
    Wh-What'd you say?!
[18:03] (Flashback) Middle
    Don't listen to her.
[18:05] (Flashback) S
    You there, black-haired mama's boy!
[18:06] (Flashback) Middle
    Huh?
[18:07] (Flashback) S
    You're actually scared without your
    beloved mama around, aren't you?
[18:11] (Flashback) S
    You should say so.
[18:13] (Flashback) S
    "Mama, help me!"
[18:15] (Flashback) Middle
    You brat!
[18:17] (Flashback) S
    Oh?
[18:18] (Flashback) S
    I thought you weren't going
    to take a child seriously?
[18:22] (Flashback) S
    Children.
[18:24] (Flashback) Middle
    Bring it on! We'll face you!
[18:26] (Flashback) Middle
    You better get ready to lose!
[18:32] (Flashback) S
    What do I do?
[18:35] K
    So you picked a fight
    and they bought it, huh?
[18:39] K
    So, did you gather enough people?
[18:41] Kanna
    We couldn't.
[18:42] Kanna
    Saikawa's not popular.
[18:44] S
    Sorry about that!
[18:45] K
    Well, what to do, then?
[18:47] K
    I think you can still negotiate with them.
[18:49] T
    No, I assure you, they should fight!
[18:52] T
    We can't have them taking us
    noble, proud dragons lightly!
[18:56] K
    Do you know the rules?
[18:57] T
    Yes!
[18:59] Fafnir
    I know them, too.
[19:00] Fafnir
    I've played a lot of Explosive Dodgeball.
SIGN    Explosive Dodgeball
[19:02] K
    This isn't that kind of game.
[19:04] T
    All right, let's do this!
[19:07] L
    Don't worry, it'll work out.
[19:10] K
    Hmm...
SIGN    - The Following Day -
[19:16] Middle
    What's this, squirt?!
[19:17] Middle
    You called in friends?
[19:19] Middle
    We won't go easy on you.
[19:26] K
    Tohru.
[19:28] K
    Don't kill them.
[19:30] T
    Yes!
[19:31] K
    I could see how it would
    end when it started.
[19:34] K
    From the beginning their abilities... well,
    their species... were on different levels.
[19:37] L
    Sorry!
[19:40] K
    The game was beyond one-sided.
[19:45] K
    They destroyed them.
[19:47] Middle
    Damn it!
[19:49] Middle
    That's not fair, jerk! You'll regret this!
[19:52] K
    He's beat up...
[19:53] S
    Kanna-san, your friends are incredible!
[19:56] Kanna
    Yeah, they're the worst scum ever.
[19:58] K
    That phrasing may be accurate,
    but it's cruel.
[20:02] T
    I still haven't had enough.
[20:04] Fafnir
    Oh? What a coincidence. Me neither.
[20:07] L
    Me neither.
[20:08] T
    That reminds me...
[20:10] T
    I've yet to win against you two, haven't I?
[20:15] Fafnir
    Are you going to surpass us today?
[20:16] L
    Bring it on.
[20:18] K
    Huh? Isn't this turning bad?
[20:20] Kanna
    Me, too.
[20:22] K
    From that point on,
[20:25] K
    the playground became a battlefield.
[20:43] K
    There're even more dragons.
[20:48] K
    Where did my peaceful, daily life run off to?
[20:52] K
    Well, whatever.
[20:58] K
    And that brings us to now.
[21:02] L
    Oh, I'll restore the playground to normal.
[21:05] L
    I'll tweak the memories
    of those who saw us, too.
[21:07] K
    You're useful to have around.
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[21:11] K
    After that, they took to
    playing dodgeball regularly.
[21:15] T
    Pay more attention to your lower back!
[21:17] Fafnir
    Oh, like this?
[21:18] T
    More like you're an old lady
    about to be abandoned!
[21:22] K
    That's at my standards.
[21:28] Shima
    Kanna-chan, look, look.
[21:29] Shima
    Isn't this cute?
[21:31] Kanna
    Oh, that's wicked.
[21:33] Toudou
    Hey, Kobayashi, this is super interesting.
[21:37] Kanna
    Oh, that's wicked.
[21:39] Saikawa
    Hey, Kanna-san.
[21:41] Kanna
    Saikawa, you're wicked.
[21:43] Teacher
    Okay, time to start class.
[21:46] All
    That's wicked!
[21:51] Teacher
    What is this? It's wicked!
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[23:26] S
    Kanna-san, aren't you glad
    we won the dodgeball game?
[23:29] Kanna
    Yeah.
[23:30] S
    We nearly lost our ability
    to play at the playground.
[23:32] Kanna
    That's okay.
[23:34] Kanna
    I'll be happy anywhere
     if I'm with you, Saikawa.
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SIGN    Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She Thinks She Understands It Already)