# E4 - Kanna Goes to School! (Not that she needs to.)
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**[00:17] K**
She's been gazing at them a lot lately,
**[00:20] K**
but do you think she might want to go?
**[00:22] T**
Who, Kanna? I think so.
**[00:25] T**
Every dragon's had those
thoughts at some point.
**[00:30] T**
How young, how young.
**[00:31] K**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[00:33] T**
A journey to eliminate humanity, right?
**[00:35] K**
No, I'm talking about school.
**[00:39] T**
Oh, school.
**[00:41] T**
I see that come up on the Internet often.
**[00:44] K**
The Internet? You've gotten used to it, huh.
**[00:54] K**
Kanna-chan.
**[00:57] Kanna**
What, Kobayashi?
**[01:00] K**
Oh, well...
**[01:03] K**
Want to go to school?
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[02:39] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[02:40] Kanna**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[02:42] T**
Hey, Kanna, don't make
trouble for Miss Kobayashi!
**[02:46] K**
You need all this just to go to school?
***SIGN*** Textbooks and storage boxes will be provided on the first day. Pencil case | Pencils | Erasers Crayons (16 colors) | Colored pencils (12 colors) Scissors | Glue | Pencil board Ruler | Unruled notebooks Indoor slippers | Slipper case | Gym clothes Gym cap | Gym clothes case Handkerchief | Safety buzzer
**[02:50] T**
You said it.
**[02:52] T**
I sense some collusion between
schools and the manufacturers.
**[02:56] T**
It's a conspiracy.
**[02:57] K**
I don't think that's true.
**[03:00] T**
The Internet said it is!
**[03:02] K**
*It's a bad influence on dragons, too, huh...*
***SIGN*** Shop at your local shopping district! Save with your point card!
**[03:05] K**
Well, let's pick up
all the stationery first.
***SIGN*** Noyama Stationery
**[03:10] Granny**
Welcome!
**[03:12] K**
Yeah, this is it.
**[03:14] K**
I see stationery stores haven't
changed at all since long ago.
**[03:18] K**
What's that look for?!
**[03:20] Kanna**
They're not cute.
**[03:21] K**
Huh?!
**[03:22] T**
Jeez, you don't get it, Miss Kobayashi.
**[03:26] T**
Leave it to me!
**[03:29] K**
What's this place?
**[03:31] K**
The feathers plucked from live birds
around this season make good pens!
**[03:35] K**
Scary! Scary!
**[03:38] K**
Seems like this is wrong, too.
**[03:40] T**
That's strange.
**[03:41] T**
When I was in the other world
everyone used quill pens.
**[03:45] Kanna**
I want a cute one. A cute one.
**[03:49] K**
So she says.
**[03:52] T**
Oh, I heard a new store opened
outside the shopping district recently.
**[04:03] K**
What is this?
**[04:04] K**
Everything's sparkling in my eyes.
**[04:06] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[04:08] Kanna**
What's this?
**[04:09] Kanna**
How do you use it?
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[04:11] K**
You use this to write characters.
**[04:14] K**
You'll be using a pencil though, Kanna-chan.
**[04:16] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[04:17] T**
How's this?!
***SIGN*** I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi
**[04:19] K**
*Scary!*
**[04:20] Kanna**
Hey, Kobayashi,
**[04:22] Kanna**
what's this thing that looks
like a dragon's mouth?
**[04:25] K**
You use it like this.
**[04:29] T**
What a torture device.
**[04:31] K**
How did you jump to that?
**[04:32] Kanna**
Then what about this?
**[04:33] T**
That's a tool for branding slaves.
**[04:37] T**
You use it to mark your property.
**[04:41] T**
Come on, Miss Kobayashi! Brand me as yours!
**[04:44] K**
No.
***SIGN*** Popular! Unicorn Pencil Box
**[04:48] Kanna**
Look, Lady Tohru, a unicorn.
**[04:53] T**
I think that unicorn would
be happy knowing this.
**[04:57] K**
Part of me wants to ask,
and part of me doesn't.
***SIGN*** *Miss Kobayashi paid for it after this.
***SIGN*** Total Cash
***SIGN*** Total Cash Change
**[05:13] Clerk**
Thank you very much!
**[05:19] K**
Now we've got most of it.
**[05:21] T**
Then on to the next stop!
**[05:26] T**
Does it really have to be this place?
**[05:29] K**
This is the only place in the
area that sells backpacks.
**[05:33] T**
I understand that,
but I still don't like it.
**[05:36] T**
I can't help but remember...
**[05:38] K**
Well, let's go.
**[05:39] K**
The two of us.
**[05:40] T**
Please wait!
**[05:53] K**
Kanna-chan, which one do you like?
**[05:56] Kanna**
This.
**[05:58] K**
*She chose a surprisingly normal one.*
**[06:01] T**
Figures, Kanna.
**[06:03] T**
I can see why you'd choose a cursed
item that's absorbed human blood.
**[06:06] Kanna**
Uh-huh.
**[06:08] K**
*That's your reason?!*
**[06:17] Clerk**
That'll be 38,000 yen.
**[06:20] K**
It costs that much?
**[06:22] T**
Is this all right?
**[06:23] K**
Oh, yeah. It's fine.
**[06:26] K**
I'm sorry, I'll be paying with card.
**[06:28] Clerk**
Sure. Thank you very much.
***SIGN*** Ohyama Clothing Store
Student Uniform Specialty Shop
**[06:43] Worker**
Welcome!
**[06:44] T**
Miss Kobayashi, Kanna's going to pout again
if we go in another store like this.
**[06:49] K**
This is the store designated by the school,
**[06:51] K**
so we have no choice.
**[06:53] T**
It's collusion.
**[06:54] K**
You're persistent about that.
**[06:58] K**
Are these the ones designated by the school?
**[07:01] T**
They all seem the same.
**[07:03] K**
That's fine.
**[07:04] K**
Everyone should be wearing the same thing.
**[07:07] T**
Why's that?
**[07:10] K**
To reduce differences.
**[07:12] K**
Men, women, Japanese,
and foreigners are all the same.
**[07:17] K**
That's important.
**[07:19] T**
What happens when you're
different from everyone else?
**[07:22] K**
Sometimes you're eliminated.
**[07:26] K**
It might not be like that for dragons,
**[07:29] K**
but humans don't like things
different from themselves.
**[07:33] T**
That's foolish.
**[07:36] K**
Yeah, I agree it is.
**[07:38] K**
But everyone's afraid...
**[07:41] K**
of things that are different.
**[07:51] T**
I kind of understand.
**[08:01] K**
Sorry.
**[08:02] K**
This wasn't my intent.
**[08:04] K**
Thanks for your concern.
**[08:18] K**
Kanna-chan, are you looking
forward to school?
**[08:21] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[08:31] K**
All right then. Once we get home,
we prepare for tomorrow!
**[08:35] T**
Miss Kobayashi, that's not fair!
**[08:37] T**
Please hold my hand, too!
**[08:39] K**
Yes, yes.
**[08:47] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[08:50] Kanna**
Look, look!
**[08:53] K**
You look good!
**[08:54] K**
Yeah, cute.
**[08:57] Kanna**
Lady Tohru.
**[09:00] Kanna**
Look, look.
**[09:02] T**
Kanna.
**[09:03] T**
Please lend that to me.
**[09:06] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:08] T**
Please look! What do you think?
**[09:12] K**
Too many different themes to tell.
**[09:15] T**
Huh?!
**[09:18] T**
In the end, she wore that
backpack all day long.
**[09:21] T**
She must really be looking forward to it.
**[09:24] K**
Is it something to go that far over?
**[09:31] K**
Even though she's a dragon, she's still a child.
**[09:37] Kanna**
In the way.
**[09:48] L**
What's Kanna-chan doing?
**[09:49] T**
She's practicing her writing.
**[09:51] K**
Well, think you'll remember them?
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**[10:07] K**
Let's forget all this for now.
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Kanna Goes to School! (Not That She Needs To)
**[10:16] Classmate**
Good morning!
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Elementary
**[10:18] Steps**
Give a
bright smile
every day
**[10:19] Teacher**
Yes, good morning.
**[10:21] Teacher**
Today we have a new friend to
introduce to everyone here.
**[10:26] Teacher**
This is Kobayashi Kanna-chan.
**[10:28] K**
Kobayashi Kanna.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[10:32] Shima**
Cute!
**[10:33] Toudou**
Where'd you come from?
**[10:35] Kanna**
Ushishir Island.
**[10:36] Daitani**
From abroad?! Wow!
**[10:39] T**
It looks like her introduction went well.
**[10:42] K**
*Watch over Kanna-chan, okay?*
**[10:46] T**
Leave it to me, Miss Kobayashi!
**[10:49] T**
Yes. Now, for this problem,
**[10:51] T**
can you solve it, Kobayashi-san?
**[10:54] T**
What a boring problem.
**[10:57] T**
Kanna wanted to do things like that?
**[11:00] T**
Yes, that's correct.
**[11:06] T**
*Such an inefficient way to learn.*
**[11:09] T**
* Putting them in different classes based on their*
* abilities would help them grow faster.*
***SIGN*** Cram School Approach
**[11:19] T**
It seems to be some game of
hitting each other with a ball.
**[11:23] T**
A fitting game for barbaric humans.
**[11:36] Teacher**
Yes, that's it!
**[11:38] T**
No mercy, huh?
**[11:40] T**
Kobayashi-san, you're incredible!
**[11:42] Muroi**
You can do anything, can't you?
**[11:44] Ta**
Can I call you Kanna-chan?
**[11:48] Moto**
Oh, can I call you that, too?
**[11:53] (Flashback) K**
But everyone's afraid...
**[11:55] (Flashback) K**
of things that are different.
**[11:58] T**
* But they do take clear steps to*
* ally themselves with the strong.*
**[12:02] T**
*Even young, they're still human, huh?*
**[12:05] Classmates**
Farewell, Sensei!
***SIGN*** Dream
**[12:08] Teacher**
Yes, farewell!
**[12:10] Saikawa**
Hey, Kobayashi Kanna-san!
**[12:14] Saikawa**
Don't you think you've been
standing out too much?
***SIGN*** Saikawa Riko
**[12:17] Daitani**
It's Saikawa, the one who acts like a queen!
**[12:19] S**
Thanks for the clear explanation.
**[12:21] S**
But no! Shut up!
**[12:23] Kanna**
I stood out?
**[12:25] S**
You did! You're so cute, it ticks
me off and I want to hug you!
***SIGN*** Wants to hug me, stood out, transfer student, cute and talented, too cute, eliminated
***SIGN*** "That's wicked"
**[12:34] S**
I challenge you, Kobayashi Kanna-san!
**[12:36] S**
I'll prove I'm better than you!
**[12:38] Toudou**
Kanna-chan, don't do it.
**[12:41] Toudou**
Saikawa-san plays dirty and cheats,
**[12:43] Toudou**
and she's a hopeless person
who won't admit defeat!
**[12:46] S**
Hey, you, be quiet!
**[12:47] S**
Now, care to try arm wrestling me?
**[12:50] S**
Despite how I look,
I've won at karate tournaments...
**[12:56] Kanna**
I'd like to be friends.
**[13:01] S**
I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
**[13:04] S**
I-I, um, I wanted to be
friends with you, too!
**[13:08] S**
Oh, shoot, what do I do?!
**[13:08] Classmates**
She's too blundering.
**[13:10] S**
Don't cry.
**[13:12] S**
Here, I'll give you some candy.
**[13:13] Daitani**
Ah! You can't bring that to school.
**[13:16] S**
Be quiet!
**[13:21] T**
Still, fake crying? What a roundabout
way to settle things, Kanna.
**[13:26] T**
I would've just blasted them away.
**[13:29] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:31] T**
Why did you decide you
wanted to go to school?
**[13:34] Kanna**
Because it was fun watching them.
**[13:37] T**
Was it fun?
**[13:39] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:40] T**
I think there will be some
aspects that aren't fun, as well.
**[13:43] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:44] T**
There's no real need for us
to be the same as humans.
**[13:48] T**
Living among them doesn't
mean living with them.
**[13:53] Kanna**
But they're close by,
and we share time together, so...
**[13:59] Kanna**
Maybe that's why I want to be with them.
**[14:04] T**
Be with them...
**[14:06] T**
I've seen plenty of my comrades
**[14:08] T**
destroy themselves,
unable to be satisfied with that.
**[14:13] T**
But, well...
**[14:14] T**
For now, I'll affirm that choice, too.
**[14:22] K**
How was school?
**[14:24] Kanna**
Fun.
**[14:25] K**
Good to hear.
**[14:27] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[14:28] T**
I fulfilled my mission, too.
**[14:29] T**
Please praise me.
**[14:31] K**
Yeah, thanks.
**[14:33] K**
Oh, right.
**[14:34] K**
Here you go.
**[14:42] Kanna**
This is...
**[14:43] K**
Congratulations on entering school.
**[14:45] K**
You can hang it on your backpack.
**[14:53] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[14:55] T**
What about me?
**[14:56] T**
Hey, Miss Kobayashi, what about me?
**[14:58] K**
Here.
**[14:59] T**
Yay!
**[15:01] K**
Simple-gon.
**[15:12] T**
What are you doing?
**[15:14] Kanna**
Putting on name tags.
**[15:16] Kanna**
They said to put them on my things.
**[15:20] TV**
*This is today's special product!*
***SIGN*** Tohru
**[15:22] T**
There we go!
**[15:22] TV**
*A drill perfect for woodwork!*
***SIGN*** Why?
**[15:28] Kobayashi**
*Why?*
***SIGN*** How
**[15:32] Kobayashi**
*How...*
**[15:41] K**
*did things get like this?*
**[15:44] K**
*The story starts one day ago.*
**[15:49] Lucoa**
So good!
**[15:51] Lucoa**
Thanks.
**[15:52] T**
You're welcome.
**[15:54] L**
Sorry I keep dropping by all the time.
**[15:56] K**
You're checking up on Tohru, right?
**[15:59] L**
Oh, you knew?
**[16:00] K**
Well, he's here, too.
**[16:04] Fafnir**
I'm bored with this already.
**[16:05] Fafnir**
I'm going to play some other game.
**[16:08] K**
To be honest, you're here to
check on Tohru, too, right?
**[16:13] Kanna**
I'm home.
**[16:14] K**
Oh, welcome home, Kanna-chan.
**[16:20] K**
What's happened?
**[16:21] Kanna**
A duel.
**[16:22] K**
A duel?!
**[16:25] T**
I'll aid you!
**[16:27] Fafnir**
I'll kill them.
**[16:28] K**
Wait, wait, you delinquents!
**[16:30] Kanna**
Today, on the way home...
**[16:37] (Flashback) S**
Kanna-san.
**[16:38] (Flashback) S**
I'm going home with you today,
so consider it an honor.
**[16:42] (Flashback) Kanna**
Yeah. You're kind, Saikawa.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Kanna**
I like you.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Kanna**
*I like you.*
**[16:50] (Flashback) S**
Today I'll show you a good place to play!
**[16:53] (Flashback) Kanna**
Okay.
**[16:58] (Flashback) S**
Well?
**[16:59] (Flashback) S**
Despite how big this place is,
it's a hidden spot people rarely come to.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Kanna**
That's the thing you fly with!
**[17:06] (Flashback) S**
F-Fly?
**[17:07] (Flashback) Kanna**
Yeah, in the clouds.
**[17:09] (Flashback) S**
W-Well, let's play on the seesaw together!
**[17:15] (Flashback) Middle**
Sorry, sorry.
**[17:16] (Flashback) S**
Hey, watch it, you guys!
**[17:18] (Flashback) Middle**
What? You're frightened by
a ball coming your way?
**[17:21] (Flashback) Middle**
Stop that.
**[17:23] (Flashback) Middle**
Sorry, we were playing dodgeball.
**[17:25] (Flashback) S**
L-Little children come here often, too,
so you should stop that.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Middle**
There's nowhere else.
**[17:31] (Flashback) Middle**
Whatever, we're taking over this place.
**[17:33] (Flashback) Middle**
Go on home, squirts.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Middle**
I told you to stop that.
**[17:38] (Flashback) S**
I challenge you.
**[17:39] (Flashback) Middle**
What?
**[17:39] (Flashback) S**
I challenge you to dodgeball tomorrow!
**[17:42] (Flashback) S**
If you lose, then give
up on using this place!
**[17:48] (Flashback) Middle**
You hear that?
**[17:48] (Flashback) Middle**
S-She's going to play with us!
**[17:51] (Flashback) Middle**
Sorry. We don't have time to play with you.
**[17:54] (Flashback) S**
My, running away?
**[17:56] (Flashback) S**
Are you afraid I'll
discipline you all myself?
**[18:00] (Flashback) S**
You American gorilla!
**[18:02] (Flashback) Middle**
Wh-What'd you say?!
**[18:03] (Flashback) Middle**
Don't listen to her.
**[18:05] (Flashback) S**
You there, black-haired mama's boy!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Middle**
Huh?
**[18:07] (Flashback) S**
You're actually scared without your
beloved mama around, aren't you?
**[18:11] (Flashback) S**
You should say so.
**[18:13] (Flashback) S**
"Mama, help me!"
**[18:15] (Flashback) Middle**
You brat!
**[18:17] (Flashback) S**
Oh?
**[18:18] (Flashback) S**
I thought you weren't going
to take a child seriously?
**[18:22] (Flashback) S**
Children.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Middle**
Bring it on! We'll face you!
**[18:26] (Flashback) Middle**
You better get ready to lose!
**[18:32] (Flashback) S**
What do I do?
**[18:35] K**
So you picked a fight
and they bought it, huh?
**[18:39] K**
So, did you gather enough people?
**[18:41] Kanna**
We couldn't.
**[18:42] Kanna**
Saikawa's not popular.
**[18:44] S**
Sorry about that!
**[18:45] K**
Well, what to do, then?
**[18:47] K**
I think you can still negotiate with them.
**[18:49] T**
No, I assure you, they should fight!
**[18:52] T**
We can't have them taking us
noble, proud dragons lightly!
**[18:56] K**
Do you know the rules?
**[18:57] T**
Yes!
**[18:59] Fafnir**
I know them, too.
**[19:00] Fafnir**
I've played a lot of *Explosive Dodgeball*.
***SIGN*** Explosive Dodgeball
**[19:02] K**
This isn't that kind of game.
**[19:04] T**
All right, let's do this!
**[19:07] L**
Don't worry, it'll work out.
**[19:10] K**
Hmm...
***SIGN*** - The Following Day -
**[19:16] Middle**
What's this, squirt?!
**[19:17] Middle**
You called in friends?
**[19:19] Middle**
We won't go easy on you.
**[19:26] K**
Tohru.
**[19:28] K**
Don't kill them.
**[19:30] T**
Yes!
**[19:31] K**
* I could see how it would*
* end when it started.*
**[19:34] K**
* From the beginning their abilities... well,*
* their species... were on different levels.*
**[19:37] L**
Sorry!
**[19:40] K**
*The game was beyond one-sided.*
**[19:45] K**
*They destroyed them.*
**[19:47] Middle**
Damn it!
**[19:49] Middle**
That's not fair, jerk! You'll regret this!
**[19:52] K**
*He's beat up...*
**[19:53] S**
Kanna-san, your friends are incredible!
**[19:56] Kanna**
Yeah, they're the worst scum ever.
**[19:58] K**
That phrasing may be accurate,
but it's cruel.
**[20:02] T**
I still haven't had enough.
**[20:04] Fafnir**
Oh? What a coincidence. Me neither.
**[20:07] L**
Me neither.
**[20:08] T**
That reminds me...
**[20:10] T**
I've yet to win against you two, haven't I?
**[20:15] Fafnir**
Are you going to surpass us today?
**[20:16] L**
Bring it on.
**[20:18] K**
Huh? Isn't this turning bad?
**[20:20] Kanna**
Me, too.
**[20:22] K**
*From that point on,*
**[20:25] K**
*the playground became a battlefield.*
**[20:43] K**
There're even more dragons.
**[20:48] K**
*Where did my peaceful, daily life run off to?*
**[20:52] K**
*Well, whatever.*
**[20:58] K**
*And that brings us to now.*
**[21:02] L**
Oh, I'll restore the playground to normal.
**[21:05] L**
I'll tweak the memories
of those who saw us, too.
**[21:07] K**
You're useful to have around.
***SIGN*** - Several Days Later -
**[21:11] K**
* After that, they took to*
* playing dodgeball regularly.*
**[21:15] T**
Pay more attention to your lower back!
**[21:17] Fafnir**
Oh, like this?
**[21:18] T**
More like you're an old lady
about to be abandoned!
**[21:22] K**
*That's at my standards.*
**[21:28] Shima**
Kanna-chan, look, look.
**[21:29] Shima**
Isn't this cute?
**[21:31] Kanna**
Oh, that's wicked.
**[21:33] Toudou**
Hey, Kobayashi, this is super interesting.
**[21:37] Kanna**
Oh, that's wicked.
**[21:39] Saikawa**
Hey, Kanna-san.
**[21:41] Kanna**
Saikawa, you're wicked.
**[21:43] Teacher**
Okay, time to start class.
**[21:46] All**
That's wicked!
**[21:51] Teacher**
*What is this? It's wicked!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] S**
Kanna-san, aren't you glad
we won the dodgeball game?
**[23:29] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[23:30] S**
We nearly lost our ability
to play at the playground.
**[23:32] Kanna**
That's okay.
**[23:34] Kanna**
I'll be happy anywhere
if I'm with you, Saikawa.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She Thinks She Understands It Already)