E2 - Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here)

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[00:06] K
    Good grief. Why did you completely
    burn our ingredients?
[00:10] T
    Well, my apologies.
[00:13] K
    Have more faith in the gas stove.
[00:15] T
    I thought the heat wasn't strong enough.
[00:17] K
    Use a flame, not a blaze.
[00:19] K
    Your brain was the thing
    that wasn't strong enough.
[00:23] K
    That reminds me, this is my first time
    going shopping with Tohru, isn't it?
[00:28] K
    I wonder what she's like when she's shopping.
SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District
[02:05] T
    Huh?
[02:06] K
    Huh?
[02:07] T
    This is the shopping district.
[02:09] K
    You don't use the
    department store over there?
[02:12] T
    That place is like a castle
    and makes me uncomfortable.
[02:15] K
    Castle?
[02:16] T
    The white color reminds
    me of the crusader's bases.
[02:20] K
    And the shopping district?
SIGN    Shop at your local shopping district! Use your point card for savings!
[02:22] T
    It's like the guild's bazaars.
[02:24] T
    It's a little better.
[02:26] K
    So your standards are basically
    based on your past experiences, huh?
SIGN    Toda Fresh Seafood
[02:30] K
    Well, let's start by buying the fish.
[02:33] ---
    Yup.
[02:33] Fisher
    Oh hey, Tohru-chan.
[02:35] T
    Good afternoon, Mr. Toda.
[02:37] K
    Huh?
[02:37] F
    It's not often I see you with anyone.
[02:39] F
    She a friend?
[02:40] T
    She's my Master.
[02:42] F
    Huh?
[02:42] K
    H-Hello.
[02:44] F
    Tohru-chan's funny, isn't she?
[02:46] F
    We've got some good mackerel
    in today. How about it?
[02:49] T
    In that case, I'll take two of those
    and two dried jack mackerel.
[02:52] F
    Coming up.
[02:53] K
    He gave us an extra fillet of mackerel...
[02:56] T
    Wasn't that nice of him?
[02:58] K
    Why are you friends with the fishmonger?
[03:00] T
    Huh? We're not friends.
SIGN    What about it?
[03:02] T
    When I was courteous to him he started
    being nice in return, that's all.
[03:07] K
    Tohru, I think you have a tendency
    to not understand human emotions.
[03:10] T
    Of course things are different
    with you, Miss Kobayashi!
[03:13] T
    We share mutual love!
[03:14] K
    You definitely don't understand.
SIGN    Tatsuda Butchery
[03:16] Butcher
    Hey, Tohru-chan.
[03:17] Butcher
    What'll it be today?
[03:19] Butcher
    I'll throw some extra in.
[03:21] T
    Huh? You mean it?
[03:23] K
    Here, too?
[03:24] K
    Or rather...
[03:25] Clothier
    My, long time no see.
[03:27] T
    Hello.
[03:28] Man
    Oh, it's the cosplay lady!
[03:30] T
    Hey!
[03:31] Fortuneteller
    Getting along well?
[03:31] K
    This dragon's better at socializing than me?
[03:33] T
    Here and there.
[03:34] FT
    How about it, Tohru-chan?
[03:35] K
    She make talk condescendingly, calling humans
[03:36] FT
    Care to have your romantic fortune read?
[03:37] K
    an inferior species and lesser creatures,
[03:38] T
    Huh? Thank you, but I'm good on that front.
[03:39] K
    but she's interacting
    with them normally enough.
[03:42] K
    I guess she doesn't hate us.
[03:43] T
    Farewell, then.
[03:45] T
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[03:47] K
    Oh, it's fine.
[03:49] K
    Now that I think about it, I hardly
    know anything about Tohru.
[03:55] K
    I'd like to know more... I guess.
[04:01] K
    I think it's probably best
    not to ask about that.
SIGN    Homemade Western Confections
    Salmandra
[04:04] K
    It's clearly a touchy topic for her.
[04:08] K
    Well, shall we buy some dessert?
[04:10] T
    Huh? Really?
[04:12] K
    What would you like?
[04:13] T
    I'd love an eclair!
[04:15] T
    Did you know? Eclair means
     flash of lightning!
[04:20] K
    Wow.
[04:20] K
    Speaking of lightning, there's the Norse
    god Thor... is your name related to that?
[04:25] T
    Absolutely not.
[04:27] T
    According to my parents, it comes
    from an author here in this world.
[04:31] K
    Huh? Your parents—
[04:34] Woman
    Purse snatcher! Someone stop him!
[04:37] T
    Miss Kobayashi, may I stop him?
[04:39] K
    Huh?
[04:40] K
    Uh, can you do it without
    exposing yourself as a dragon?
[04:45] T
    Yes!
[04:45] T
    Understood!
[04:49] Thief
    Good, now that I'm this far away...
[04:51] K
    Huh?
[05:07] K
    Doesn't this mean trouble?
[05:14] K
    Tohru!
[05:17] T
    Huh?
[05:18] K
    Huh?
[05:19] Toda
    Amazing, Tohru-chan!
[05:21] Clothier
    I can't believe you're so strong!
[05:23] Background
    That was cool, lady!
[05:23] Background
    You've got quite the legs on you!
[05:25] K
    It worked out.
[05:26] Background
    Impressive!
[05:28] ---
    I can sleep soundly tonight!
[05:41] T
    Just now, I was scared.
[05:44] K
    I was sweating, too.
[05:46] K
    Sorry. I should have told
    you to hold back more.
[05:51] T
    It's okay.
[05:56] T
    Um, your hand...
[06:07] K
    You want to hold hands a little longer?
[06:08] T
    Yes.
[06:15] T
    I won't wash this hand for a while.
[06:29] K
    How does tail taste?
[06:31] T
    Sweet and creamy!
[06:33] K
    Singing your own praises, huh?
[06:44] K
    Is my package here?
[06:47] K
    Hello?
[06:48] K
    Huh?
[06:56] K
    I invited her into my house...
[06:58] K
    But she's Tohru's friend, right?
[07:01] K
    She has horns and a tail, so...
[07:04] K
    But Tohru's out shopping right now.
[07:06] T
    Today we're having meat and potato stew!
[07:08] K
    What to do about this...
[07:10] K
    What's your name?
[07:15] Kanna
    Break up with Lady Tohru.
[07:17] Kobyashi
    Hmm? Lady?
[07:19] Kobyashi
    What did you just say?
[07:21] Kanna
    I know that you've seduced her.
[07:24] Kanna
    With your body.
[07:25] K
    Huh?
[07:26] Kanna
    Cuckold.
[07:28] Kanna
    Slut in glasses!
[07:30] K
    Hey, aren't you making
    a mistake? I'm not a slu—
[07:33] K
    Whoa now.
[07:33] Kanna
    Break up with her! Give her back!
[07:36] T
    Miss Kobayashi, I'm home!
[07:36] Kanna
    Why you!
[07:40] T
    Are you cheating on me?!
[07:45] K
    Don't make things more
    complicated! Not worse!
[07:47] Kanna
    Lady Tohru.
[07:48] T
    Ah...
[07:51] T
    This girl is called Kanna Kamui.
SIGN    Kanna Kamui
[07:53] T
    She's an acquaintance of mine.
[07:55] K
    Figured.
[07:56] Kanna
    Lady Tohru went missing,
    so I came searching for her.
[07:59] K
    Went missing?
[08:01] K
    Tohru, you need to let your friends know.
[08:04] T
    Sorry.
[08:05] T
    Still, I'm surprised you found this place.
[08:09] Kanna
    I saw Lady Tohru breathe
    fire on that cloudy day.
[08:12] Kanna
    And I sensed your magic power.
[08:13] T
    Ah...
[08:14] K
    You were careless there, huh, Tohru?
[08:16] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, why are you in such an outfit?
[08:19] Kanna
    Come home with me.
[08:21] Kanna
    I need you, Lady Tohru.
[08:28] T
    I'm not going home.
[08:31] Kanna
    Why not?
[08:33] T
    Because...
[08:34] T
    I'm in love with Miss Kobayashi!
[08:37] K
    Hey, take this seri—
[08:38] Kanna
    I knew it!
[08:38] K
    Huh?!
[08:39] Kanna
    I saw you on your date at the bazaar!
[08:42] Kanna
    You were holding hands in public!
[08:44] Kanna
    You perverts!
[08:45] K
    On our date?
[08:47] K
    Don't blush about it!
[08:48] Kanna
    In that case, I'll kill you if I must...
[08:52] Kanna
    Die!
[08:54] Kanna
    Why you!
[08:59] Kanna
    Why... you!
[09:00] T
    Kanna...
[09:01] T
    You've become incredibly
    powerless, haven't you?
[09:04] Kanna
    You're the odd one, Lady Tohru!
[09:07] Kanna
    The mana purity here is too low!
[09:10] K
    Kanna-chan, do you mean...
[09:11] K
    you can't get home?
[09:14] Kanna
    Th-That's not true.
[09:16] K
    It's not? But you don't have
    anywhere to stay, right?
[09:19] K
    Come on, look me in the eye and answer.
[09:22] T
    I think your dead-fish eyes
    are scary, Miss Kobayashi.
[09:26] T
    Kanna, please tell us honestly
    about what you're planning.
[09:30] T
    If you're after Miss Kobayashi,
    then I'm sorry, but give it up.
[09:33] K
    Tohru, be quiet for a moment.
[09:39] Kanna
    Actually...
[09:41] K
    You were exiled for a prank?
[09:44] T
    Kanna does love pulling pranks.
[09:46] K
    Uh, so to sum things up...
[09:48] K
    It's like this?
SIGN    Mommy, open up!
SIGN    I'll be good!
[09:50] T
    Like that, yes.
[09:51] T
    She's probably not allowed to return
    until she reflects on her actions.
[09:54] T
    It would be futile for me
    to try sending her back.
[09:56] K
    So right now she's all on her own...
[09:59] T
    Yes.
[10:06] K
    Kanna-chan.
[10:10] K
    If you have no place to stay,
     want to live here?
[10:14] T
    Huh? You told me no the first
    time I asked, though. Huh?
[10:18] K
    Once you have one, two's nothing.
[10:20] Kanna
    I don't trust humans!
[10:23] Kanna
    You're plotting something!
[10:25] Kanna
    You're trying to use me!
[10:31] K
    So you can't trust anyone
    in an unknown world?
[10:34] K
    That's natural.
[10:36] K
    I wouldn't trust anyone either.
[10:39] K
    Trusting someone is something that happens
    after you become friends or become lovers.
[10:48] K
    Kanna-chan, I won't ask you to be my friend.
[10:52] K
    Let's live together.
[10:54] K
    That's all.
[11:02] Kanna
    Okay.
[11:07] T
    I'm so glad I fell in love
    with Miss Kobayashi.
[11:30] K
    There!
[11:31] K
    There!
[11:32] K
    There!
[11:32] K
    There!
[11:34] K
    Am I domesticating her with food?
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here)
[11:48] Kanna
    I want to play!
[11:49] K
    What about your game?
[11:51] Kanna
    I'm bored with it.
[11:52] T
    Kanna is a child, after all.
[11:54] T
    She wants to exercise her
    body to the fullest.
[11:57] K
    When I was a kid I spent my days
    playing video games, though...
[12:01] T
    Well then, would you like to
    play with me outside today?
[12:05] Kanna
    Yeah!
[12:07] T
    Would you like to come, too, Miss Kobayashi?
[12:09] T
    No, please come!
[12:10] K
    I hate exercising.
[12:20] K
    Is this Japan?
[12:22] T
    Who knows?
[12:23] T
    I just landed in a big
    field that looked nice.
[12:28] K
    Well, whatever.
[12:30] K
    I'm going to sleep off the
    fatigue from my deathma.
SIGN    Deathma: Short for death march.
    To work without rest under an
    overloaded schedule.
SIGN    No Reception
[12:33] K
    Wake me up when you're finished playing.
[12:35] K
    And return us to Japan.
[12:37] T
    Oh well.
[12:39] T
    Okay, shall we play by ourselves?
[12:41] Kanna
    Yeah.
[13:13] K
    Wait, wait, wait!
[13:14] T
    Huh? I thought you were going to sleep?
[13:16] K
    How can I sleep?!
[13:17] K
    What are you battling to the
    death over all of a sudden?!
[13:19] T
    Oh, no. We were just
     roughhousing a little bit is all.
[13:23] Kanna
    You're over-exaggerating, Kobayashi.
[13:24] K
    Shoot, I'm at the disadvantage here.
[13:26] T
    Oh, I bet you wanted to join in,
    too, right, Miss Kobayashi?
[13:29] T
    Jeez, you're not very honest.
[13:31] K
    I'd die!
[13:32] Kanna
    
[13:34] Kanna
    It's fun to move around in a human body.
[13:36] K
    I thought your strength
    was gone, Kanna-chan?
[13:40] Kanna
    The source of my power is electricity.
[13:43] Kanna
    So it returned after I recharged.
[13:45] K
    Are you made of lithium?
[13:47] K
    If we're playing around,
    keep it to human standards.
[13:49] T
    Huh? We were at human standards, though?
[13:52] K
    Huh?
[13:53] T
    Huh?
[13:54] T
    In our world there are plenty of
    humans capable of doing that.
[13:57] K
    There's very few, in fact
    none, who can here.
[14:00] T
    No, I saw some on TV the other day.
[14:02] K
    That's fiction, it wasn't reality.
[14:06] K
    Oh, sorry, for crushing your dreams.
[14:09] K
    Whatever.
[14:10] K
    I'll be sleeping over here.
[14:13] K
    Keep your playing around to my level.
[14:15] T
    Yes.
[14:16] T
    So there you have it, Kanna.
[14:18] T
    First, let's try to recall how
    Miss Kobayashi usually acts.
[14:21] Kanna
    Yeah!
[14:23] K
    The power of dragons...
[14:26] K
    I've seen it a few times now,
    but it's still terrifying.
[14:30] K
    If they felt like it, our world would be...
[14:40] T
    My lower back! My lower back!
[14:43] Kanna
    I'm tired! I'm dying!
[14:48] K
    Ah, never.
[14:49] K
    They'd never destroy our world.
[14:51] K
    And that exhausted behavior
    is totally me, yeah.
[14:55] T
    Ah, that was fun.
[14:57] K
    Was it?
[14:58] T
    I guess you really didn't want
    to play, Miss Kobayashi.
[15:01] K
    Hmm...
[15:18] K
    Guess we can play shiritori.
[15:20] K
    Apple (ringo).
[15:21] Kanna
    Gorilla (gorira).
[15:22] T
    Trumpet (rappa).
[15:23] K
    Parachute (parashuuto).
[15:25] Kanna
    Tornado (toruneedo).
[15:26] T
    Do, do... hmm...
[15:30] T
    Oh, dragon (doragon)!
[15:31] K
    Okay, you lose.
[15:33] T
    Ah.
[15:45] T
    You only left my tail-meat behind again!
[15:48] K
    I told you I can't.
[15:50] K
    Though if you turned it into ground
    meat, I probably wouldn't notice.
[15:53] T
    But then you wouldn't know
    it's my meat, would you?!
[15:56] K
    You want to emphasize that?
[16:03] K
    Hmm?
SIGN    The Crane Repays a Debt
[16:04] T
    Miss Kobayashi, please don't peek into
    the kitchen until I call for you.
SIGN    The Crane Repays a Debt
[16:09] T
    Now, then.
[16:12] T
    That was fast!
[16:12] K
    I don't need grilled tail.
[16:14] T
    Wha?!
[16:18] Kanna
    Kobayashi, where are you going?
[16:20] K
    Hmm? To work.
[16:22] Kanna
    I'll go, too!
[16:23] T
    Kanna, you have things to do
    with me today, don't you?
[16:26] K
    Things to do?
[16:27] T
    Kanna hasn't been in this
    world very long, so...
[16:31] T
    I thought I'd teach her a few things.
[16:33] K
    Huh? You will?
[16:35] Kanna
    No! I want to go with Kobayashi!
[16:38] K
    She's suddenly attached to me.
[16:40] T
    If you keep being selfish, I'll break you.
[16:43] K
    I'm off!
[16:44] T
    Have a safe trip!
[16:45] T
    Now then, Kanna, we're going to have you
    learn the commonsense of this society.
[16:49] Kanna
    Commonsense of this society?
[16:51] T
    First, you should learn
    what you must not do.
[16:54] Kanna
    Oh!
[16:55] T
    First, you must honor traffic lights!
[16:58] T
    Otherwise, you'll be hit by a car.
[17:00] Kanna
    That's what those iron boxes are called?
[17:02] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, you're smart!
[17:05] Kanna
    How do they move?
[17:08] T
    Probably with magic.
[17:10] T
    Apparently you need a device
    called a "license" for them.
[17:12] Kanna
    Does Kobayashi possess a license?
[17:15] Kanna
    I'd love to try riding in a car!
[17:17] T
    She seems to possess a license,
    but she doesn't have a car.
[17:21] T
    Apparently it imposes strains
    called "vehicle inspections" or "loans."
[17:24] Kanna
    I guess power comes at
    a price in every world.
[17:28] Kanna
    Oh, but it would be really easy
    if she had you carry her!
[17:32] Kanna
    Why doesn't Kobayashi do that?
[17:34] T
    Right?
[17:36] Takiya
    Wow, you've got another relative with you?
[17:39] Takiya
    Is she a maid, too?
[17:40] K
    No, a Gothic lolita.
[17:42] K
    A Gothic lolita with a tribal theme.
[17:45] Takiya
    Hmm, interesting tastes.
[17:47] K
    Tohru said she was going to teach her
    some things, but I'm so worried.
[17:48] Man
    First we should run tests using this module.
[17:51] Man
    Mhmm.
[17:51] Takiya
    Tohru-chan seems to have
    her act together, though.
[17:52] Man
    Then merge it with this one,
     and run an integration test.
[17:54] K
    Together?
[17:56] K
    Well, I suppose perhaps she does have a lot
    of compassion for her friends.
[18:00] Student
    For real? That can't be. That's wicked!
[18:03] Student
    For real?
[18:03] Kanna
    What's he saying?
[18:04] Student
    For real?
[18:04] T
    Magic words.
[18:05] Student
    Yeah.
[18:06] Student
    That can't be.
[18:06] T
    You can get through most conversations
    using them, so try to remember them.
[18:07] Student
    That's wicked.
[18:08] Student
    That's wicked.
[18:12] Kanna
    And that?
SIGN    In Trouble.
[18:14] T
    I don't know.
[18:15] T
    A tool children play with?
[18:17] T
    How do they play?
[18:18] T
    It looks like it uses the
    principle of levers, but...
[18:21] T
    That's a training device for catapults!
[18:23] Kanna
    Oh!
[18:25] T
    This is how children learn the means
    of combating monsters in the sky!
[18:29] Kanna
    Oh!
[18:32] Kanna
    And that?
[18:33] T
    A crepe stand.
[18:39] Kanna
    It's sweet, like yatagarasu eggs.
[18:42] Kanna
    And that?
[18:43] T
    An ice cream stand.
[18:48] Kanna
    It's cold. But good!
[18:55] Kanna
    This world is peaceful.
[18:57] T
    Isn't it?
[19:00] Kanna
    Are there dragons in this world?
[19:02] T
    Seems like there aren't.
[19:04] T
    I don't know if they went extinct
    or if they moved elsewhere...
[19:07] Kanna
    Is it wrong to revert to my original form?
[19:08] Guy
    Yes, it's fine, it's fine, it's all right.
[19:10] T
    Well, I wouldn't let your
    form be seen, at least.
[19:11] Guy
    I'll be waiting here.
[19:14] T
    Can you use perception blocking, Kanna?
[19:17] Kanna
    I can't.
[19:18] T
    I see.
[19:20] T
    Well, there's hardly ever
    any need for it anyways.
[19:25] Kanna
    Lady Tohru?
[19:26] T
    Yes?
[19:28] Kanna
    Why did you come to this world?
[19:34] Kanna
    I heard you had died...
[19:38] Kanna
    So I was happy to find you survived.
[19:40] T
    I came to this world to escape.
[19:44] T
    Truth be told, I was on the verge of death,
[19:46] T
    but Miss Kobayashi saved me.
[19:49] Kanna
    Kobayashi did?
[19:51] T
    I decided to repay her by
    being her maid.
[19:54] T
    While letting people think I was dead.
[19:56] T
    I've only told a handful of
    dragons about my survival.
[20:00] T
    Like Miss Lucoa and Mr. Fafnir.
[20:02] Kanna
    You're like a retiree.
[20:06] T
    That might be close.
[20:09] T
    But, Kanna,
[20:16] T
    I'm very happy right now.
[20:19] Kanna
    Yeah.
[20:21] T
    Come on, Kanna, isn't there
    more you'd like to know about?
[20:29] Kanna
    I'd like to see Kobayashi's work.
[20:33] T
    She'll be mad at you.
[20:35] Kanna
    That's fine. I want to see.
[20:38] T
    Let's go say hello, then.
[20:52] T
    I blocked perception of us.
[20:55] Kanna
    Okay.
[21:14] Takiya
    What's wrong?
[21:15] K
    Huh? Oh, nothing.
[21:24] K
    Whatever.
[21:36] T
    It's not practice for catapults?
[21:38] K
    It's not. It's equipment kids play on.
[21:48] Kanna
    This is fun!
[21:50] K
    I see.
[21:51] T
    This is fun, isn't it?!
[21:52] K
    Glad to hear it.
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[23:25] T
    Kanna, supposedly there are
    myriads of gods living here.
[23:29] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, what does "myriads" mean?
[23:31] T
    Apparently gods reside in
    all manner of things here.
[23:34] Kanna
    What? That's scary.
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[23:36] T
    You can't let your guard down.
[23:37] Kanna
    Yeah.