E3 - Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
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[00:00] Saikawa
Kanna-san, I'm here to play!
[00:04] Kanna
Oh!
[00:05] Kanna
Saikawa's here!
SIGN Saikawa Riko
[00:08] Kanna
Hello, Saikawa.
[00:09] Kanna
I welcome you!
[00:11] Saikawa
Yes, I'm glad to be here!
[00:13] Saikawa
Huh?
[00:15] Saikawa
Where's your mother?
[00:17] Kanna
Shopping with Lady Tohru.
[00:21] Saikawa
Meaning...
[00:23] Saikawa
it's just the two of us?!
[00:25] Saikawa
Oh, my, what do I do?
[00:29] Saikawa
I'm going to climb the stairs to adulthood.
[00:29] Kanna
Saikawa?
[00:31] Saikawa
Is this my own Cinderella story?!
[00:33] Saikawa
K-Kanna-san, may I borrow your bathroom?
[00:36] Kanna
Down and to the right.
[00:44] Saikawa
I'm so nervous.
[00:49] Saikawa
Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:56] Saikawa
Who is that woman?!
[00:57] Kanna
Ilulu. A friend.
[01:03] Saikawa
So it isn't* just the two of us.
[02:37] Saikawa
How long have you known each other?
[02:39] Kanna
I've known her since a while back.
[02:41] Kanna
But she only came here recently,
[02:43] Kanna
and now she's living here.
[02:44] Saikawa
She's living here?!
[02:49] Saikawa
Now that I think about it,
[02:50] Saikawa
there are a lot of mysteries*
surrounding Kanna-san.
[02:52] Saikawa
She calls her mother by
her last name, Kobayashi,
[02:55] Saikawa
and she addresses the maid as "Lady."
[02:57] Saikawa
Sometimes I think she's spacing out,
[02:59] Saikawa
but then she's oddly smart and athletic.
[03:01] Kanna
Saikawa, let's play already.
[03:05] Saikawa
Whatever! She's still cute!
[03:08] Saikawa
Oh, I brought cards with me.
[03:11] Kanna
Mm!
[03:16] Saikawa
Ilulu-san, would...
[03:17] Saikawa
you like to join us?
[03:19] Kanna
Join us!
[03:22] Ilulu
I'm fine.
[03:28] Saikawa
Did I say anything to upset her?
[03:32] Saikawa
Ah, I lost.
[03:34] Kanna
Saikawa, you let it show
on your face too much.
[03:38] Kanna
Penalty game.
[03:39] Kanna
Rub my tummy.
[03:49] Saikawa
Wouldn't this actually be a reward?
[03:54] Lucoa
Hey, I happened to be in the area.
[03:57] Lucoa
I brought snacks.
[04:00] Kanna
Kobayashi and Tohru aren't home.
[04:01] Lucoa
Oh, my. I suppose I'll wait for them, then.
[04:04] Lucoa
You can split the snacks with Miss Saikawa.
[04:07] Both
Yay!
[04:13] Lucoa
Hey.
[04:15] Lucoa
You're not going to play with those two?
[04:20] Ilulu
I have no right to.
[04:22] Ilulu
I tried to destroy this city.
[04:27] Ilulu
I haven't forgiven myself yet.
[04:31] Lucoa
Would you like to turn back time, then,
and make it so that never happened?
[04:35] Lucoa
I could do that much for you.
[04:39] Ilulu
It's fine.
[04:40] Ilulu
That wouldn't be right.
[04:42] Ilulu
I can't erase what Kobayashi said to me.
[04:46] Lucoa
I see.
[04:48] Lucoa
But no right to, huh?
[04:50] Lucoa
If you're going to look it at like that,
[04:52] Lucoa
there aren't many Dragons who do
have a right to interact with humans.
[04:57] Ilulu
Mm.
[05:01] Lucoa
It's not working like it
did with Miss Kobayashi.
[05:04] Lucoa
Well, I'll go try talking to them for a bit.
[05:08] Lucoa
You can go ahead and wait in the bathroom.
[05:15] Ilulu
I mean, to be honest, I want to play.
[05:18] Ilulu
I won't lie about those feelings anymore,
[05:22] Ilulu
but what I did is a different story.
[05:25] Ilulu
I want to avoid asking
Kobayashi about it, too,
[05:28] Ilulu
because she'd probably resolve it easily.
[05:31] Saikawa
Ah, I lost again.
[05:34] Kanna
Saikawa,
[05:35] Kanna
are you losing on purpose?
[05:37] Saikawa
Not at all!
[05:40] Kanna
But I'm bored with playing
cards by ourselves now.
[05:42] Saikawa
Yeah, it is just the two of us.
[05:45] Lucoa
Need to pee beam!
[05:52] Saikawa
Kanna-san, I'm going to the bathroom.
[05:53] Kanna
Again?
[05:55] Saikawa
Why do I need to go the
bathroom so much today?
[05:59] Saikawa
Huh?!
[06:01] Saikawa
I-I'm sorry!
[06:03] Saikawa
Huh?!
[06:04] Saikawa
What? Why?!
[06:06] Saikawa
Huh? Uhh...
[06:07] Ilulu
Hey, what's your name?
[06:09] Saikawa
Huh? Saikawa.
[06:12] Ilulu
Saikawa.
[06:13] Ilulu
I actually wanted to play with you earlier.
[06:16] Saikawa
Huh?
[06:18] Ilulu
But I was a violent person,
[06:21] Ilulu
so I didn't think it was okay.
[06:23] Saikawa
Violent person?
[06:26] Ilulu
I tried to break all sorts of things.
[06:29] Saikawa
Oh, a delinquent.
[06:32] Ilulu
You don't like violent people, right?
[06:40] Saikawa
Well, I'm a violent person myself.
[06:44] Ilulu
Really?
[06:45] Saikawa
Yeah.
[06:46] Saikawa
I often act out when I don't like something.
[06:49] Ilulu
Huh?!
[06:50] Saikawa
At first I didn't like Kanna-san either,
[06:52] Saikawa
so I thought about striking her down.
[06:54] Ilulu
S-She's...
[06:56] Saikawa
But she's cute, so I decided
I wanted to be friends.
[07:01] Ilulu
She's...
[07:03] Saikawa
You're cute, too, Ilulu-san,
[07:05] Saikawa
so want to be friends?
[07:07] Ilulu
She's not thinking at all!
[07:10] Lucoa
Children are still in the middle
of learning how to properly handle
[07:15] Lucoa
responsibility and the weight
of their sins.
[07:19] Lucoa
But Ilulu's environment never
allowed her that opportunity.
[07:23] Lucoa
She had to change or she'd be deceived.
[07:26] Lucoa
She had to change or she wouldn't
be able to fight alongside adults.
[07:31] Lucoa
But for now she can forget
all that and go back.
[07:35] Lucoa
Because there's an adult who
will kindly trick her here.
[07:38] Lucoa
She should go back to being an irresponsible
kid who doesn't know right from wrong.
[08:14] Kobayashi
We're home.
[08:15] Kobayashi
Lucoa-san's here?
[08:17] Kobayashi
Sorry, we ran into Elma.
[08:20] Lucoa
Shh.
[08:22] Both
Hmm?
[08:27] Tohru
Should I wake them?
[08:29] Kobayashi
No, go grab a blanket.
[08:32] Kobayashi
I should call Saikawa-san's parents.
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
[08:44] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi's watching me.
[08:47] Tohru
She's staring right at me.
[08:50] Tohru
I can feel the passion behind her gaze!
[08:53] Tohru
Ahh, if she keeps looking at me like
she's licking me all over, I'll...
[08:58] Tohru
I'll!
[09:00] Tohru
A sigh?!
[09:02] Kobayashi
Not at you.
[09:03] Kobayashi
At that maid outfit.
[09:05] Tohru
This outfit?
[09:07] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[09:09] Kobayashi
I bought a similar outfit
when I was in high school,
[09:13] Kobayashi
using the money from my first paycheck.
[09:16] Kobayashi
I wanted to show it off to my family.
[09:18] Kobayashi
Then...
[09:20] Tohru
Then?
[09:21] Kobayashi
They said I didn't look good in it.
[09:24] Kobayashi
Everyone disliked it and told me so.
[09:27] Kobayashi
Ever since then I've stuck
to being an onlooker.
[09:31] Tohru
So, after having that exchange with her
[09:34] Tohru
I thought to myself,
[09:37] Tohru
"Why don't we try making a maid outfit
that would look good on Miss Kobayashi?"
[09:41] Tohru
So, I was hoping I could borrow
some wisdom from all of you.
[09:45] Lucoa
You're always so frantic when
it comes to Miss Kobayashi.
[09:49] Tohru
I'm grateful you could all come.
[09:52] Tohru
Wait!
[09:52] Tohru
I didn't call for you!
[09:55] Elma
Mr. Takiya invited me.
[09:57] Tohru
Mr. Takiya!
[09:59] Takiya
I'd feel bad leaving her out.
[10:02] Fafnir
You have a bad habit of hiding your
embarrassment with fake anger and hostility.
[10:06] Tohru
N-No I don't!
[10:09] Kobayashi
Hey, I'm really sorry.
[10:12] Kobayashi
When I woke up Tohru had
already gathered everyone.
[10:15] Georgie
That's cold of you, Kobayashi-san.
SIGN Georgie
[10:18] Georgie
We're comrades.
[10:19] Georgie
How could I ever hesitate to
spare time for a comrade?
[10:23] Kobayashi
Georgie-san.
[10:25] Tohru
Yes, yes. Okay, we're starting!
[10:27] Tohru
For now, would you all please
draw out your ideas?
[10:30] All
Yes!
[10:38] Saikawa
That's incredible, Kanna-san!
[10:39] Saikawa
If you buy one more property,
you'll have a monopoly on the area!
[10:43] Kanna
Monopoly?
[10:45] Saikawa
You'll be the king of it!
[10:47] Saikawa
You'll be able to do whatever
you want with that area!
[10:50] Kanna
Oh!
[10:53] Saikawa
Ah, there's such a big
house in Kanna's area!
[10:56] Shouta
Sorry, but this a competition.
[10:59] Saikawa
Demon!
[11:00] Saikawa
You're heartless!
[11:00] Ilulu
I don't really get it, but it's a game
that brings out the worst in them, huh?
[11:05] Elma
Here!
[11:06] Tohru
That was fast, Elma.
[11:08] Elma
Miss Kobayashi is stoic and quick
to finish her work at the company,
[11:12] Elma
so I thought of this!
[11:14] Tohru
The fact that you're hooked on
daifuku comes off too strongly.
SIGN Daifuku goes in here
[11:18] Elma
Huh? That's no good?
[11:20] Elma
But they're quick to eat
and replenish your nutrients.
[11:23] Tohru
Please just go play with the children
in the other room already.
[11:27] Takiya
It's my turn next.
[11:29] Kobayashi
Hmm, this is too cute, isn't it?
[11:32] Kobayashi
I don't think something like
this would look good on me.
[11:35] Takiya
Ahh, I wasn't imagining you wearing it.
[11:39] Kobayashi
Do that.
[11:40] Fafnir
Tch.
[11:41] Lucoa
I'm done, too!
[11:43] Kobayashi
Too much skin!
[11:44] Lucoa
That's what our local servants wore.
[11:47] Kobayashi
It's too ethnic!
[11:49] Georgie
Here.
[11:51] Kobayashi
Georgie-san.
[11:51] Tohru
My real hope. I wonder what she'll propose.
[11:56] Georgie
Kobayashi-san.
[11:57] Kobayashi
Oh, yes?
[11:59] Kobayashi
A long dress style,
[12:01] Kobayashi
with few adornments and an air
of refinement despite the simplicity.
SIGN No daifuku
SIGN No daifuku
[12:06] Georgie
I believe that's your preferred type?
[12:08] Kobayashi
Yes, it is.
[12:10] Georgie
However, what is a maid outfit?
[12:14] Kobayashi
Huh?
[12:14] Georgie
It's true the designs have changed
with different eras and customs,
[12:18] Georgie
and those designs continue to be polished
every day as the maid outfit changes.
[12:22] Georgie
However, it is always a maid who wears one.
[12:26] Georgie
They are not a maid because
they wear a maid outfit.
[12:32] Georgie
They become maid outfits because
a maid wears that outfit.
[12:37] Georgie
Kobayashi-san.
[12:39] Georgie
I am also a student.
[12:41] Georgie
I cannot wear my maid outfit
at any and all times.
[12:45] Georgie
However, no matter what I wear,
[12:48] Georgie
yes, even if I wear my school uniform,
[12:51] Georgie
so long as I remain a maid,
[12:54] Georgie
even that school uniform can become
a maid outfit, wouldn't you agree?
[12:58] Georgie
Yes, that means a maid outfit
[13:01] Georgie
is worn around the heart!
[13:02] Kobayashi
It's the spirit of service!
SIGN Perfect
[13:05] Tohru
We're getting off track!
[13:07] Elma
Tohru!
[13:08] Tohru
You don't need to come back.
[13:10] Elma
We finished a round!
[13:12] Elma
That aside, you've been
making jabs at ours,
[13:16] Elma
so what kind of outfit did you draw?
[13:18] Tohru
Oh, uh, well...
[13:19] Elma
That's kind of suspicious.
[13:21] Elma
Show us!
[13:21] Tohru
Oh, hey, stop, pervert!
[13:24] Elma
Hmm? What? It's completely blank.
[13:27] Elma
You couldn't think of anything?
[13:31] Tohra
No...
[13:32] Tohra
I was thinking I'd like Miss
Kobayashi to wear my maid outfit.
[13:40] Kobayashi
Your outfit is too cute for me.
[13:44] Tohru
Right.
[13:46] Kobayashi
But, sure.
[13:50] Kobayashi
You did call everyone over for me.
[13:54] Kobayashi
I'll wear it.
[13:56] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi...
[13:59] Tohru
Okay, I put it on!
[14:01] All
Oh!
[14:04] Takiya
You look good.
[14:05] Georgie
You're cute, Kobayashi-san.
[14:07] Kobayashi
Yes, yes, thank you for the flattery.
[14:11] Tohru
Let's take a photo!
[14:13] Tohru
It's you and me as double maids!
[14:17] Kobayashi
Let's get everyone together
if we're taking one.
[14:19] Tohru
Huh?!
[14:20] Tohru
Okay, everyone, please line up.
[14:23] Kanna
I'm beside Kobayashi.
[14:25] Ilulu
Ah, not fair!
[14:26] Tohru
Hey, I was first, you all!
[14:31] Kobayashi
Hey, Tohru.
[14:32] Tohru
Yes?
[14:34] Kobayashi
Today I realized something.
[14:36] Tohru
What's that?
[14:37] Kobayashi
Do you remember what Georgie-san said?
[14:41] Tohru
Yes.
[14:42] Tohru
They become maid outfits
because a maid wears them.
[14:44] Tohru
That also means
[14:46] Tohru
that no matter what outfit they wear, it's not
a maid outfit if it's not being worn by a maid.
[14:50] Tohru
It's just cosplay.
[14:52] Tohru
I was always rejecting your outfit,
but after wearing it I had a change of heart,
[14:57] Tohru
embarrassing though it was.
[14:59] Tohru
It wasn't bad.
[15:02] Tohru
I thought, "Oh, so this is what
I wanted to wear, isn't it?"
[15:06] Tohru
I thought cute outfits wouldn't look good
on me, so I always wore men's clothing.
[15:12] Tohru
I was worried about whether or
not I would look good in it.
[15:15] Tohru
But if I wanted to wear a maid outfit,
then I should've just worn it without caring.
[15:18] Tohru
That's when I remembered something.
[15:21] Tohru
I wanted to cosplay.
[15:24] Tohru
But I couldn't make myself look cute,
[15:27] Tohru
so I turned to style and refinement
and became an annoying maid otaku.
[15:33] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi.
[15:36] Kobayashi
But you know,
[15:38] Kobayashi
seeing you and having you serve as a maid
[15:42] Kobayashi
made me realize the outfit you
wear is a proper maid outfit.
[15:49] Tohru
You're always so genuine when you
take back things you've said.
[15:53] Tohru
I love that unfair side of you,
Miss Kobayashi.
[15:56] Kobayashi
I never could have said this to you
when you first came here, though.
[16:01] Kobayashi
Please continue helping
with housework, Tohru.
[16:05] Tohru
You should call me "maid" there!
[16:12] Ilulu
Hey, I'm out of money.
[16:15] Kanna
Ilulu, you waste too much.
[16:17] Saikawa
It's all right.
[16:18] Saikawa
You'll pass the bank soon,
so you'll get more money then.
[16:23] Ilulu
I will?!
[16:25] Ilulu
But still, after that it's Shouta street.
[16:28] Ilulu
No matter where I stop I'll have
to pay expensive rental fees.
[16:32] Shouta
Go on, rest assured and roll the dice.
[16:36] Ilulu
Demon!
SIGN Bankrupt
[16:39] Kanna
Ilulu's out.
SIGN Neighborhood
Notice
SIGN Oborozuka
Neighborhood
Association
[16:42] Sasakibe
Tohru-chan, do you have any hobbies?
[16:44] Tohru
Hobbies? I'm a maid.
[16:47] Tohru
I have... plenty of free time.
[16:53] Tohru
What are your hobbies, Miss Sasakibe?
[16:55] Sasakibe
Lately I've been into making sweets.
[16:58] Tohru
Is that what that earlier
piercing noise was?
[17:01] Saikawa
Huh?! I'm sorry, was it that loud?!
[17:04] Tohru
Still, I can't think of anything.
[17:08] Tohru
In the past I was interested in travel.
[17:12] Tohru
Music, huh?
[17:14] Tohru
That's popular among humans.
[17:18] Tohru
Speaking of music,
there's nihilistic Mr. Yana.
[17:21] Yana
So, you came to ask me about it?
[17:24] Tohru
Please teach me what makes music fun.
[17:26] Yana
Probably the way it heats up your
soul and makes your heart go bomber.
[17:30] Tohru
Your heart go bomber?
[17:31] Skeleton
Bomber!
[17:33] Yana
I'll teach you a little bit, so give it a try.
[17:36] Tohru
Okay.
[17:46] Tohru
Hmm, I don't quite understand.
[17:49] Tohru
Huh?
[17:49] Tohru
What's the matter?
[17:51] Yana
It hurts. Your talent hurts.
[17:53] Tohru
I made him depressed for some reason.
[17:55] Tohru
Oh, my, Sone-san.
[17:57] Sone
I brought over another
one I happened to make.
[18:00] Tohru
Oh, this one turned out well, too!
[18:03] Tohru
Do you have fun making things like this?
[18:06] Sone
Want to try making one?
[18:10] Tohru
All done.
[18:12] Sone
Hmm.
[18:13] Sone
It's an incredibly elaborate design.
[18:16] Sone
There aren't many who could
make something this good.
[18:19] Tohru
But I don't quite understand
what makes it fun.
[18:23] Tohru
I just tried playing music, too, but...
[18:26] Sone
I happened to hear that,
[18:29] Sone
but it felt like you were just playing
the score with precise timing.
[18:34] Tohru
Oh, you could hear that?
[18:36] Sone
It's probably because it was too easy for you,
[18:39] Sone
so there wasn't any room
to pour emotions into it.
[18:42] Sone
Without curiosity and emotion you
won't be satisfied by that hobby.
[18:48] Tohru
So, that's how it is?
[18:51] Kanna
I'm home.
[18:52] Tohru
Welcome home.
[18:55] Tohru
Kanna, do you have any hobbies?
[18:58] Kanna
Hobbies?
[18:59] Kanna
Walking this white line.
[19:02] Tohru
What's fun about that?
[19:04] Kanna
I die if I fall.
[19:06] Tohru
I see. It's training for
fighting in limited spaces.
[19:11] Tohru
I took Kanna's instincts
as a dragon lightly!
[19:14] Kanna
Oh, it stops.
[19:19] Tohru
Like this! Like this!
[19:20] Kanna
I don't go that far.
[19:23] Tohru
But you can't call that a hobby.
[19:26] Kanna
It's fun when I do it with Saikawa.
[19:29] Ilulu
Welcome home.
[19:31] Ilulu
Ah! Not fair, Kanna!
[19:33] Ilulu
Give me some donuts, too!
[19:34] Kanna
No.
[19:35] Ilulu
Tohru!
[19:37] Tohru
You laze about every day.
[19:39] Tohru
Those who don't work, don't eat.
[19:41] Tohru
Ilulu, do you have any hobbies?
[19:44] Ilulu
Hobbies? Sleeping?
[19:47] Tohru
That's less a hobby and more your way of life.
[19:50] Ilulu
You're mean.
[19:51] Ilulu
So good.
[19:53] Tohru
Hmph.
[19:54] Kanna
What flavor?
[19:55] Tohru
Hobbies are hard.
[19:55] Ilulu
Chocolate. Yours?
[19:57] Kanna
Cinnamon.
[19:58] Kanna
Idols are popular at school.
[20:01] Tohru
Idol worship?
[20:03] Tohru
But I'm not interested in that stuff.
[20:09] Tohru
No, wait.
[20:10] Tohru
I know!
[20:19] Tohru
I'd just need Miss Kobayashi
to become an idol!
[20:27] Takiya
Good work.
[20:28] Kobayashi
Good work.
[20:30] Kobayashi
Yes, hello?
[20:31] Kanna
Kobayashi, Kobayashi!
[20:32] Kanna
Hurry home quick!
[20:33] Kanna
Lady Tohru's lost it!
[20:35] Kobayashi
Huh?!
[20:35] Kobayashi
What happened?!
[20:37] Tohru
Love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:38] Tohru
love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:40] Tohru
I love Miss Kobayashi!
[20:43] Tohru
Love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:45] Tohru
love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:47] Tohru
I love Miss Kobayashi!
[20:50] Tohru
Love lick kiss!
[20:53] Kobayashi
What is this?
[20:55] Kanna
Lady Tohru's been constantly producing
Kobayashi goods and showing them off to us.
[20:59] Ilulu
She's been singing to us, too.
[21:02] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi! Hobbies are fun!
[21:06] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, Miss
Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, together forever!
[21:07] Kobayashi
I'm not much better when I get wasted,
so I can't put my foot down.
[21:14] Shouta
I've reached the target earnings.
[21:16] Shouta
Now I just need to reach the goal!
[21:19] Kanna
Saikawa, what do we do?
[21:27] Shouta
Huh?!
[21:28] Shouta
No way!
[21:29] Kanna
Goal.
[21:29] Saikawa
That's my Kanna-san!
[21:31] Shouta
How?!
[21:33] Saikawa
I transferred all my assets to Kanna-san!
[21:37] Shouta
Huh?! That's not fair!
[21:39] Saikawa
Everything that's mine in Kanna-san's!
[21:41] Saikawa
My heart, my body, everything!
[21:43] Saikawa
Ahh, my king!
[21:45] Kanna
Worship me!
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[23:21] Tohru
What's your hobby, Miss Lucoa?
[23:23] Lucoa
Hmm, Shouta, I guess?
[23:24] Tohru
I figured.
[23:26] Tohru
And yours is games, Mr. Fafnir?
[23:27] Fafnir
No.
[23:28] Tohru
It's games, right?
[23:29] Fafnir
No.
[23:30] Tohru
Oh, come on.
[23:31] Fafnir
I said it's not.
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