E3 - Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Saikawa     Kanna-san, I'm here to play! [00:04] Kanna     Oh! [00:05] Kanna     Saikawa's here! SIGN    Saikawa Riko [00:08] Kanna     Hello, Saikawa. [00:09] Kanna     I welcome you! [00:11] Saikawa     Yes, I'm glad to be here! [00:13] Saikawa     Huh? [00:15] Saikawa     Where's your mother? [00:17] Kanna     Shopping with Lady Tohru. [00:21] Saikawa     Meaning... [00:23] Saikawa     it's just the two of us?! [00:25] Saikawa     Oh, my, what do I do? [00:29] Saikawa     I'm going to climb the stairs to adulthood. [00:29] Kanna     Saikawa? [00:31] Saikawa     Is this my own Cinderella story?! [00:33] Saikawa     K-Kanna-san, may I borrow your bathroom? [00:36] Kanna     Down and to the right. [00:44] Saikawa     I'm so nervous. [00:49] Saikawa     Oh, I'm sorry. [00:56] Saikawa     Who is that woman?! [00:57] Kanna     Ilulu. A friend. [01:03] Saikawa     So it isn't* just the two of us. [02:37] Saikawa     How long have you known each other? [02:39] Kanna     I've known her since a while back. [02:41] Kanna     But she only came here recently, [02:43] Kanna     and now she's living here. [02:44] Saikawa     She's living here?! [02:49] Saikawa     Now that I think about it, [02:50] Saikawa     there are a lot of mysteries*     surrounding Kanna-san. [02:52] Saikawa     She calls her mother by     her last name, Kobayashi, [02:55] Saikawa     and she addresses the maid as "Lady." [02:57] Saikawa     Sometimes I think she's spacing out, [02:59] Saikawa     but then she's oddly smart and athletic. [03:01] Kanna     Saikawa, let's play already. [03:05] Saikawa     Whatever! She's still cute! [03:08] Saikawa     Oh, I brought cards with me. [03:11] Kanna     Mm! [03:16] Saikawa     Ilulu-san, would... [03:17] Saikawa     you like to join us? [03:19] Kanna     Join us! [03:22] Ilulu     I'm fine. [03:28] Saikawa     Did I say anything to upset her? [03:32] Saikawa     Ah, I lost. [03:34] Kanna     Saikawa, you let it show     on your face too much. [03:38] Kanna     Penalty game. [03:39] Kanna     Rub my tummy. [03:49] Saikawa     Wouldn't this actually be a reward? [03:54] Lucoa     Hey, I happened to be in the area. [03:57] Lucoa     I brought snacks. [04:00] Kanna     Kobayashi and Tohru aren't home. [04:01] Lucoa     Oh, my. I suppose I'll wait for them, then. [04:04] Lucoa     You can split the snacks with Miss Saikawa. [04:07] Both     Yay! [04:13] Lucoa     Hey. [04:15] Lucoa     You're not going to play with those two? [04:20] Ilulu     I have no right to. [04:22] Ilulu     I tried to destroy this city. [04:27] Ilulu     I haven't forgiven myself yet. [04:31] Lucoa     Would you like to turn back time, then,     and make it so that never happened? [04:35] Lucoa     I could do that much for you. [04:39] Ilulu     It's fine. [04:40] Ilulu     That wouldn't be right. [04:42] Ilulu     I can't erase what Kobayashi said to me. [04:46] Lucoa     I see. [04:48] Lucoa     But no right to, huh? [04:50] Lucoa     If you're going to look it at like that, [04:52] Lucoa     there aren't many Dragons who do     have a right to interact with humans. [04:57] Ilulu     Mm. [05:01] Lucoa     It's not working like it     did with Miss Kobayashi. [05:04] Lucoa     Well, I'll go try talking to them for a bit. [05:08] Lucoa     You can go ahead and wait in the bathroom. [05:15] Ilulu     I mean, to be honest, I want to play. [05:18] Ilulu     I won't lie about those feelings anymore, [05:22] Ilulu     but what I did is a different story. [05:25] Ilulu     I want to avoid asking     Kobayashi about it, too, [05:28] Ilulu     because she'd probably resolve it easily. [05:31] Saikawa     Ah, I lost again. [05:34] Kanna     Saikawa, [05:35] Kanna     are you losing on purpose? [05:37] Saikawa     Not at all! [05:40] Kanna     But I'm bored with playing     cards by ourselves now. [05:42] Saikawa     Yeah, it is just the two of us. [05:45] Lucoa     Need to pee beam! [05:52] Saikawa     Kanna-san, I'm going to the bathroom. [05:53] Kanna     Again? [05:55] Saikawa     Why do I need to go the     bathroom so much today? [05:59] Saikawa     Huh?! [06:01] Saikawa     I-I'm sorry! [06:03] Saikawa     Huh?! [06:04] Saikawa     What? Why?! [06:06] Saikawa     Huh? Uhh... [06:07] Ilulu     Hey, what's your name? [06:09] Saikawa     Huh? Saikawa. [06:12] Ilulu     Saikawa. [06:13] Ilulu     I actually wanted to play with you earlier. [06:16] Saikawa     Huh? [06:18] Ilulu     But I was a violent person, [06:21] Ilulu     so I didn't think it was okay. [06:23] Saikawa     Violent person? [06:26] Ilulu     I tried to break all sorts of things. [06:29] Saikawa     Oh, a delinquent. [06:32] Ilulu     You don't like violent people, right? [06:40] Saikawa     Well, I'm a violent person myself. [06:44] Ilulu     Really? [06:45] Saikawa     Yeah. [06:46] Saikawa     I often act out when I don't like something. [06:49] Ilulu     Huh?! [06:50] Saikawa     At first I didn't like Kanna-san either, [06:52] Saikawa     so I thought about striking her down. [06:54] Ilulu     S-She's... [06:56] Saikawa     But she's cute, so I decided     I wanted to be friends. [07:01] Ilulu     She's... [07:03] Saikawa     You're cute, too, Ilulu-san, [07:05] Saikawa     so want to be friends? [07:07] Ilulu     She's not thinking at all! [07:10] Lucoa     Children are still in the middle     of learning how to properly handle [07:15] Lucoa     responsibility and the weight     of their sins. [07:19] Lucoa     But Ilulu's environment never     allowed her that opportunity. [07:23] Lucoa     She had to change or she'd be deceived. [07:26] Lucoa     She had to change or she wouldn't     be able to fight alongside adults. [07:31] Lucoa     But for now she can forget     all that and go back. [07:35] Lucoa     Because there's an adult who     will kindly trick her here. [07:38] Lucoa     She should go back to being an irresponsible     kid who doesn't know right from wrong. [08:14] Kobayashi     We're home. [08:15] Kobayashi     Lucoa-san's here? [08:17] Kobayashi     Sorry, we ran into Elma. [08:20] Lucoa     Shh. [08:22] Both     Hmm? [08:27] Tohru     Should I wake them? [08:29] Kobayashi     No, go grab a blanket. [08:32] Kobayashi     I should call Saikawa-san's parents. SIGN    Episode 3 SIGN    Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal) [08:44] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi's watching me. [08:47] Tohru     She's staring right at me. [08:50] Tohru     I can feel the passion behind her gaze! [08:53] Tohru     Ahh, if she keeps looking at me like     she's licking me all over, I'll... [08:58] Tohru     I'll! [09:00] Tohru     A sigh?! [09:02] Kobayashi     Not at you. [09:03] Kobayashi     At that maid outfit. [09:05] Tohru     This outfit? [09:07] Kobayashi     Yeah. [09:09] Kobayashi     I bought a similar outfit     when I was in high school, [09:13] Kobayashi     using the money from my first paycheck. [09:16] Kobayashi     I wanted to show it off to my family. [09:18] Kobayashi     Then... [09:20] Tohru     Then? [09:21] Kobayashi     They said I didn't look good in it. [09:24] Kobayashi     Everyone disliked it and told me so. [09:27] Kobayashi     Ever since then I've stuck     to being an onlooker. [09:31] Tohru     So, after having that exchange with her [09:34] Tohru     I thought to myself, [09:37] Tohru     "Why don't we try making a maid outfit     that would look good on Miss Kobayashi?" [09:41] Tohru     So, I was hoping I could borrow     some wisdom from all of you. [09:45] Lucoa     You're always so frantic when     it comes to Miss Kobayashi. [09:49] Tohru     I'm grateful you could all come. [09:52] Tohru     Wait! [09:52] Tohru     I didn't call for you! [09:55] Elma     Mr. Takiya invited me. [09:57] Tohru     Mr. Takiya! [09:59] Takiya     I'd feel bad leaving her out. [10:02] Fafnir     You have a bad habit of hiding your     embarrassment with fake anger and hostility. [10:06] Tohru     N-No I don't! [10:09] Kobayashi     Hey, I'm really sorry. [10:12] Kobayashi     When I woke up Tohru had     already gathered everyone. [10:15] Georgie     That's cold of you, Kobayashi-san. SIGN    Georgie [10:18] Georgie     We're comrades. [10:19] Georgie     How could I ever hesitate to     spare time for a comrade? [10:23] Kobayashi     Georgie-san. [10:25] Tohru     Yes, yes. Okay, we're starting! [10:27] Tohru     For now, would you all please     draw out your ideas? [10:30] All     Yes! [10:38] Saikawa     That's incredible, Kanna-san! [10:39] Saikawa     If you buy one more property,     you'll have a monopoly on the area! [10:43] Kanna     Monopoly? [10:45] Saikawa     You'll be the king of it! [10:47] Saikawa     You'll be able to do whatever     you want with that area! [10:50] Kanna     Oh! [10:53] Saikawa     Ah, there's such a big     house in Kanna's area! [10:56] Shouta     Sorry, but this a competition. [10:59] Saikawa     Demon! [11:00] Saikawa     You're heartless! [11:00] Ilulu     I don't really get it, but it's a game     that brings out the worst in them, huh? [11:05] Elma     Here! [11:06] Tohru     That was fast, Elma. [11:08] Elma     Miss Kobayashi is stoic and quick     to finish her work at the company, [11:12] Elma     so I thought of this! [11:14] Tohru     The fact that you're hooked on     daifuku comes off too strongly. SIGN    Daifuku goes in here [11:18] Elma     Huh? That's no good? [11:20] Elma     But they're quick to eat     and replenish your nutrients. [11:23] Tohru     Please just go play with the children     in the other room already. [11:27] Takiya     It's my turn next. [11:29] Kobayashi     Hmm, this is too cute, isn't it? [11:32] Kobayashi     I don't think something like     this would look good on me. [11:35] Takiya     Ahh, I wasn't imagining you wearing it. [11:39] Kobayashi     Do that. [11:40] Fafnir     Tch. [11:41] Lucoa     I'm done, too! [11:43] Kobayashi     Too much skin! [11:44] Lucoa     That's what our local servants wore. [11:47] Kobayashi     It's too ethnic! [11:49] Georgie     Here. [11:51] Kobayashi     Georgie-san. [11:51] Tohru     My real hope. I wonder what she'll propose. [11:56] Georgie     Kobayashi-san. [11:57] Kobayashi     Oh, yes? [11:59] Kobayashi     A long dress style, [12:01] Kobayashi     with few adornments and an air     of refinement despite the simplicity. SIGN    No daifuku SIGN    No daifuku [12:06] Georgie     I believe that's your preferred type? [12:08] Kobayashi     Yes, it is. [12:10] Georgie     However, what is a maid outfit? [12:14] Kobayashi     Huh? [12:14] Georgie     It's true the designs have changed     with different eras and customs, [12:18] Georgie     and those designs continue to be polished     every day as the maid outfit changes. [12:22] Georgie     However, it is always a maid who wears one. [12:26] Georgie     They are not a maid because     they wear a maid outfit. [12:32] Georgie     They become maid outfits because     a maid wears that outfit. [12:37] Georgie     Kobayashi-san. [12:39] Georgie     I am also a student. [12:41] Georgie     I cannot wear my maid outfit     at any and all times. [12:45] Georgie     However, no matter what I wear, [12:48] Georgie     yes, even if I wear my school uniform, [12:51] Georgie     so long as I remain a maid, [12:54] Georgie     even that school uniform can become     a maid outfit, wouldn't you agree? [12:58] Georgie     Yes, that means a maid outfit [13:01] Georgie     is worn around the heart! [13:02] Kobayashi     It's the spirit of service! SIGN    Perfect [13:05] Tohru     We're getting off track! [13:07] Elma     Tohru! [13:08] Tohru     You don't need to come back. [13:10] Elma     We finished a round! [13:12] Elma     That aside, you've been     making jabs at ours, [13:16] Elma     so what kind of outfit did you draw? [13:18] Tohru     Oh, uh, well... [13:19] Elma     That's kind of suspicious. [13:21] Elma     Show us! [13:21] Tohru     Oh, hey, stop, pervert! [13:24] Elma     Hmm? What? It's completely blank. [13:27] Elma     You couldn't think of anything? [13:31] Tohra     No... [13:32] Tohra     I was thinking I'd like Miss     Kobayashi to wear my maid outfit. [13:40] Kobayashi     Your outfit is too cute for me. [13:44] Tohru     Right. [13:46] Kobayashi     But, sure. [13:50] Kobayashi     You did call everyone over for me. [13:54] Kobayashi     I'll wear it. [13:56] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi... [13:59] Tohru     Okay, I put it on! [14:01] All     Oh! [14:04] Takiya     You look good. [14:05] Georgie     You're cute, Kobayashi-san. [14:07] Kobayashi     Yes, yes, thank you for the flattery. [14:11] Tohru     Let's take a photo! [14:13] Tohru     It's you and me as double maids! [14:17] Kobayashi     Let's get everyone together     if we're taking one. [14:19] Tohru     Huh?! [14:20] Tohru     Okay, everyone, please line up. [14:23] Kanna     I'm beside Kobayashi. [14:25] Ilulu     Ah, not fair! [14:26] Tohru     Hey, I was first, you all! [14:31] Kobayashi     Hey, Tohru. [14:32] Tohru     Yes? [14:34] Kobayashi     Today I realized something. [14:36] Tohru     What's that? [14:37] Kobayashi     Do you remember what Georgie-san said? [14:41] Tohru     Yes. [14:42] Tohru     They become maid outfits     because a maid wears them. [14:44] Tohru     That also means [14:46] Tohru     that no matter what outfit they wear, it's not     a maid outfit if it's not being worn by a maid. [14:50] Tohru     It's just cosplay. [14:52] Tohru     I was always rejecting your outfit,     but after wearing it I had a change of heart, [14:57] Tohru     embarrassing though it was. [14:59] Tohru     It wasn't bad. [15:02] Tohru     I thought, "Oh, so this is what     I wanted to wear, isn't it?" [15:06] Tohru     I thought cute outfits wouldn't look good     on me, so I always wore men's clothing. [15:12] Tohru     I was worried about whether or     not I would look good in it. [15:15] Tohru     But if I wanted to wear a maid outfit,     then I should've just worn it without caring. [15:18] Tohru     That's when I remembered something. [15:21] Tohru     I wanted to cosplay. [15:24] Tohru     But I couldn't make myself look cute, [15:27] Tohru     so I turned to style and refinement     and became an annoying maid otaku. [15:33] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [15:36] Kobayashi     But you know, [15:38] Kobayashi     seeing you and having you serve as a maid [15:42] Kobayashi     made me realize the outfit you     wear is a proper maid outfit. [15:49] Tohru     You're always so genuine when you     take back things you've said. [15:53] Tohru     I love that unfair side of you,     Miss Kobayashi. [15:56] Kobayashi     I never could have said this to you     when you first came here, though. [16:01] Kobayashi     Please continue helping     with housework, Tohru. [16:05] Tohru     You should call me "maid" there! [16:12] Ilulu     Hey, I'm out of money. [16:15] Kanna     Ilulu, you waste too much. [16:17] Saikawa     It's all right. [16:18] Saikawa     You'll pass the bank soon,     so you'll get more money then. [16:23] Ilulu     I will?! [16:25] Ilulu     But still, after that it's Shouta street. [16:28] Ilulu     No matter where I stop I'll have     to pay expensive rental fees. [16:32] Shouta     Go on, rest assured and roll the dice. [16:36] Ilulu     Demon! SIGN    Bankrupt [16:39] Kanna     Ilulu's out. SIGN    Neighborhood      Notice SIGN    Oborozuka      Neighborhood     Association [16:42] Sasakibe     Tohru-chan, do you have any hobbies? [16:44] Tohru     Hobbies? I'm a maid. [16:47] Tohru     I have... plenty of free time. [16:53] Tohru     What are your hobbies, Miss Sasakibe? [16:55] Sasakibe     Lately I've been into making sweets. [16:58] Tohru     Is that what that earlier     piercing noise was? [17:01] Saikawa     Huh?! I'm sorry, was it that loud?! [17:04] Tohru     Still, I can't think of anything. [17:08] Tohru     In the past I was interested in travel. [17:12] Tohru     Music, huh? [17:14] Tohru     That's popular among humans. [17:18] Tohru     Speaking of music,     there's nihilistic Mr. Yana. [17:21] Yana     So, you came to ask me about it? [17:24] Tohru     Please teach me what makes music fun. [17:26] Yana     Probably the way it heats up your     soul and makes your heart go bomber. [17:30] Tohru     Your heart go bomber? [17:31] Skeleton     Bomber! [17:33] Yana     I'll teach you a little bit, so give it a try. [17:36] Tohru     Okay. [17:46] Tohru     Hmm, I don't quite understand. [17:49] Tohru     Huh? [17:49] Tohru     What's the matter? [17:51] Yana     It hurts. Your talent hurts. [17:53] Tohru     I made him depressed for some reason. [17:55] Tohru     Oh, my, Sone-san. [17:57] Sone     I brought over another     one I happened to make. [18:00] Tohru     Oh, this one turned out well, too! [18:03] Tohru     Do you have fun making things like this? [18:06] Sone     Want to try making one? [18:10] Tohru     All done. [18:12] Sone     Hmm. [18:13] Sone     It's an incredibly elaborate design. [18:16] Sone     There aren't many who could     make something this good. [18:19] Tohru     But I don't quite understand     what makes it fun. [18:23] Tohru     I just tried playing music, too, but... [18:26] Sone     I happened to hear that, [18:29] Sone     but it felt like you were just playing     the score with precise timing. [18:34] Tohru     Oh, you could hear that? [18:36] Sone     It's probably because it was too easy for you, [18:39] Sone     so there wasn't any room     to pour emotions into it. [18:42] Sone     Without curiosity and emotion you     won't be satisfied by that hobby. [18:48] Tohru     So, that's how it is? [18:51] Kanna     I'm home. [18:52] Tohru     Welcome home. [18:55] Tohru     Kanna, do you have any hobbies? [18:58] Kanna     Hobbies? [18:59] Kanna     Walking this white line. [19:02] Tohru     What's fun about that? [19:04] Kanna     I die if I fall. [19:06] Tohru     I see. It's training for     fighting in limited spaces. [19:11] Tohru     I took Kanna's instincts     as a dragon lightly! [19:14] Kanna     Oh, it stops. [19:19] Tohru     Like this! Like this! [19:20] Kanna     I don't go that far. [19:23] Tohru     But you can't call that a hobby. [19:26] Kanna     It's fun when I do it with Saikawa. [19:29] Ilulu     Welcome home. [19:31] Ilulu     Ah! Not fair, Kanna! [19:33] Ilulu     Give me some donuts, too! [19:34] Kanna     No. [19:35] Ilulu     Tohru! [19:37] Tohru     You laze about every day. [19:39] Tohru     Those who don't work, don't eat. [19:41] Tohru     Ilulu, do you have any hobbies? [19:44] Ilulu     Hobbies? Sleeping? [19:47] Tohru     That's less a hobby and more your way of life. [19:50] Ilulu     You're mean. [19:51] Ilulu     So good. [19:53] Tohru     Hmph. [19:54] Kanna     What flavor? [19:55] Tohru     Hobbies are hard. [19:55] Ilulu     Chocolate. Yours? [19:57] Kanna     Cinnamon. [19:58] Kanna     Idols are popular at school. [20:01] Tohru     Idol worship? [20:03] Tohru     But I'm not interested in that stuff. [20:09] Tohru     No, wait. [20:10] Tohru     I know! [20:19] Tohru     I'd just need Miss Kobayashi     to become an idol! [20:27] Takiya     Good work. [20:28] Kobayashi     Good work. [20:30] Kobayashi     Yes, hello? [20:31] Kanna     Kobayashi, Kobayashi! [20:32] Kanna     Hurry home quick! [20:33] Kanna     Lady Tohru's lost it! [20:35] Kobayashi     Huh?! [20:35] Kobayashi     What happened?! [20:37] Tohru     Love kiss, lick kiss, [20:38] Tohru     love kiss, lick kiss, [20:40] Tohru     I love Miss Kobayashi! [20:43] Tohru     Love kiss, lick kiss, [20:45] Tohru     love kiss, lick kiss, [20:47] Tohru     I love Miss Kobayashi! [20:50] Tohru     Love lick kiss! [20:53] Kobayashi     What is this? [20:55] Kanna     Lady Tohru's been constantly producing     Kobayashi goods and showing them off to us. [20:59] Ilulu     She's been singing to us, too. [21:02] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! Hobbies are fun! [21:06] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, Miss     Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, together forever! [21:07] Kobayashi     I'm not much better when I get wasted,     so I can't put my foot down. [21:14] Shouta     I've reached the target earnings. [21:16] Shouta     Now I just need to reach the goal! [21:19] Kanna     Saikawa, what do we do? [21:27] Shouta     Huh?! [21:28] Shouta     No way! [21:29] Kanna     Goal. [21:29] Saikawa     That's my Kanna-san! [21:31] Shouta     How?! [21:33] Saikawa     I transferred all my assets to Kanna-san! [21:37] Shouta     Huh?! That's not fair! [21:39] Saikawa     Everything that's mine in Kanna-san's! [21:41] Saikawa     My heart, my body, everything! [21:43] Saikawa     Ahh, my king! [21:45] Kanna     Worship me! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Tohru     What's your hobby, Miss Lucoa? [23:23] Lucoa     Hmm, Shouta, I guess? [23:24] Tohru     I figured. [23:26] Tohru     And yours is games, Mr. Fafnir? [23:27] Fafnir     No. [23:28] Tohru     It's games, right? [23:29] Fafnir     No. [23:30] Tohru     Oh, come on. [23:31] Fafnir     I said it's not. SIGN    Episode 4 SIGN    When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Sagittarius SIGN    The bathroom lock might break, leaving you trapped~ SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    Rewind time to before entering the bathroom! SIGN    Please tell people when something's impossible SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Sagittarius!