E13 - Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon)

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[00:23] Kanna
    Chloe!
[00:25] Chloe
    Kanna!
[00:29] Chloe
    I've missed you!
[00:31] Kanna
    Me, too.
[00:33] Chloe
    Who are these ladies?
[00:34] Kanna
    Kobayashi.
[00:36] Kanna
    Lady Tohru.
[00:37] Kanna
    Ilulu.
[00:38] Kobayashi
    Hello.
[00:39] Chloe
    Hello.
[00:41] Chloe
    So you're Kobayashi?
[00:44] Kobayashi
    Hmm?
[00:45] Ilulu
    Hey, hey, let's hurry up!
[00:48] Kanna
    Let's go.
[00:49] Chloe
    Kanna, hold on!
[00:52] Tohru
    Hey now, running is dangerous.
[00:55] Kanna
    Okay.
[02:29] Ilulu
    Where did you come from?
[02:31] Chloe
    Minnesota in America.
[02:33] Ilulu
    Minnesota? What's that? Is it tasty?
[02:36] Kanna
    So cliche.
[02:39] Kobayashi
    Hey, Tohru.
[02:40] Tohru
    What is it, Miss Kobayashi?
[02:42] Kobayashi
    How is Chloe speaking fluent Japanese?
[02:46] Tohru
    Oh, I cast a spell on her.
[02:49] Kobayashi
    I knew it.
[02:50] Kobayashi
    Well, whatever.
[02:51] Kobayashi
    So, where is this heading now?
[02:54] Tohru
    Akihabara.
[02:56] Kobayashi
    Akiba?
[02:57] Tohru
    Yes.
[02:58] Tohru
    I prepared a perfect hospitality plan,
     just as you requested!
[03:03] Kobayashi
    Oh?
[03:10] Ilulu
    Look!
[03:11] Ilulu
    We're racing over the ocean!
[03:13] Kanna
    Oh!
SIGN    Akihabara Radio Hall
[03:23] Takiya
    Yo. Hello.
[03:24] Fafnir
    Hmph.
[03:25] Tohru
    I called in experts on this district.
[03:27] Kobayashi
    Already passing it all off onto others?
[03:29] Takiya
    Man, I was happy to accept
    a request from Tohru-chan!
[03:34] Kobayashi
    Thank you, too, Faf-san.
[03:36] Fafnir
    Don't call me Faf-san.
[03:37] Chloe
    Who are those people?
[03:39] Kanna
    Kobayashi's friends.
[03:41] Chloe
    Wow. Does she have a lot of friends?
[03:44] Kanna
    Lots.
[03:46] Chloe
    Wow.
SIGN    Miss
SIGN    Center
[03:51] Chloe
    This is a VR game, right?
[03:53] Chloe
    I've wanted to try one of these!
[03:54] Fafnir
    What are you just standing there for?
[03:56] Fafnir
    Prepare for battle.
[03:57] Ilulu
    What is this?
[03:59] Ilulu
    Whoa! What's this?!
[04:02] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi! The whole scenery changed!
[04:17] Chloe
    It feels real!
[04:19] Chloe
    This is incredible!
[04:22] Ilulu
    This is fun!
[04:24] Kanna
    Pleasing.
[04:26] Fafnir
    Here they come!
[04:34] Fafnir
    Hmph.
[04:34] Fafnir
    Get him before he takes you down!
[04:39] Tohru
    No tricks needed!
[04:43] Fafnir
    A small one's coming your way!
[04:45] Tohru
    What is with this weak weapon?!
[04:48] Tohru
    It's irritating me!
[04:49] Kanna
    They got me!
[04:52] Chloe
    How dare you do that to Kanna!
[04:53] Ilulu
    We'll avenge you!
[04:55] Kobayashi
    It's quite surreal watching from outside.
[04:57] Takiya
    I'm glad they're all enjoying themselves.
SIGN    Ko
SIGN    Akihabara Gacchapon
[05:04] Kobayashi
    Incredible.
[05:06] Takiya
    I thought this might be
    more fun for the children.
[05:09] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi!
[05:11] Tohru
    What is this?!
SIGN    Everyone Was a Dragon... 3
[05:14] Tohru
    All of them dressing like humans!
[05:16] Tohru
    Have they no pride as dragons?!
[05:20] Kobayashi
    You're one to talk.
[05:23] Kobayashi
    What's that?
[05:24] Ilulu
    Figured I'd give one to Take.
SIGN    Breast Cleavage
[05:27] Kobayashi
    That directly targets their libido.
SIGN    Small Breasts
[05:32] Kobayashi
    What?! You have a problem with that?!
SIGN    Ninja Tool
    Accessories
[05:38] Chloe
    Kanna! This looks fun!
[05:43] Chloe
    What's that?
SIGN    Deep-Fried Bugs
[05:45] Kanna
    It looks yummy.
[05:46] Chloe
    Huh?!
SIGN    ba
[05:49] Elma
    You're late. Jeez.
[05:51] Kobayashi
    Huh? It's Elma.
[05:53] Tohru
    Well, I didn't like asking for her help,
[05:56] Tohru
    but when it comes to food, Elma's the one.
[05:58] Tohru
    Not that I like it.
[06:00] Elma
    That's quite the statement
    after asking for a favor.
[06:03] Tohru
    Listen closely, Miss Chloe.
[06:04] Tohru
    This woman is a shame upon
    Japan... no, upon the world!
[06:08] Elma
    Who are you calling the
    world's biggest glutton?!
[06:11] Tohru
    No one even said that at all!
[06:14] Elma
    What?!
[06:15] Tohru
    You want to fight?!
[06:16] Chloe
    So this is a Japanese couple!
[06:20] Both
    No, we're not!
[06:21] Chloe
    I'm sorry!
[06:23] Tohru
    Come on, hurry up and show us the way!
[06:27] Elma
    I don't need you to tell me that!
[06:29] Tohru
    Don't go disappointing us!
[06:31] Elma
    I'll surprise you all!
[06:33] Chloe
    They're just not honest
     with each other.
[06:35] Kobayashi
    Isn't that the truth.
SIGN    ya
SIGN    Fruit Parlor Momomo
[06:37] Elma
    Here it is, here!
[06:39] Kobayashi
    Wow, and where are we?
[06:40] Elma
    It's the cotton candy shop
    everyone's talking about!
[06:42] Elma
    It's really popular!
[06:44] Tohru
    You just wanted to come here yourself.
[06:46] Elma
    Grk!
[06:47] Elma
    Well, I can't deny that,
[06:50] Elma
    but more importantly—
[06:54] Three
    Whoa.
[06:57] Three
    I want to eat that, too!
[06:59] Kobayashi
    All right, all right.
[07:05] Elma
    So fluffy!
[07:08] Three
    So fluffy!
[07:09] Chloe
    It's so delicious!
[07:11] Chloe
    How would you express this in Japanese?
SIGN    That's wicked.
SIGN    That's wicked.
[07:17] Chloe
    That's wicket?
SIGN    shi
[07:23] Ilulu
    That's wicked.
[07:24] Both
    That's wicked.
[07:24] Both
    That's wicket.
SIGN    's
[07:27] Chloe
    That's wicket.
[07:29] Both
    That's wicked.
SIGN    Dr
[07:30] Chloe
    Let's go there next!
[07:32] Chloe
    It's cute!
[07:33] Kanna
    It's cute.
[07:34] Elma
    Let's go, then!
[07:35] Kids
    Yeah!
[07:38] Tohru
    Even Elma's joined in with them.
[07:40] Tohru
    She's just like a child.
[07:41] Kobayashi
    What's wrong with her being excited?
[07:43] Kobayashi
    She seems to be having fun.
[07:46] Kobayashi
    What's that creepy laugh for?
[07:49] Tohru
    We're like a family on the weekend!
[07:53] Kobayashi
    You're heavy.
[07:56] Kobayashi
    Well, it's getting late.
    Shall we head home?
[07:59] Three
    Ehh?
[08:01] Kanna
    I want to play more.
[08:02] Tohru
    Come on, don't make trouble
    for Miss Kobayashi.
[08:06] Elma
    Wh-Why don't we come
    here again tomorrow?
[08:09] Elma
    There are still some shops I'd
    love to g— introduce you to!
[08:13] Tohru
    We've enjoyed plenty.
[08:15] Tohru
    Thank you very much.
[08:17] Tohru
    Please have fun by yourself tomorrow.
[08:20] Elma
    It tastes better when you
    enjoy it with everyone!
[08:22] Tohru
    Are you trying to turn
    Miss Chloe into a pig?!
[08:25] Elma
    What's that?!
[08:26] Tohru
    Don't give me that!
[08:27] Ilulu
    There they go again.
[08:29] Kobayashi
    Yes, yes, we're leaving now.
[08:32] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, please wait for me!
[08:35] Elma
    F-Fine then, I'll let you go this time!
[08:38] Chloe
    Wow. She sure knows how
     to handle them, huh?
[08:42] Kanna
    Kobayashi's top dog.
[08:44] Ilulu
    Hey, hey, Kobayashi,
[08:46] Ilulu
    what are we doing tomorrow?
[08:48] Kobayashi
    Hmm.
[08:50] Kobayashi
    Is there anywhere you'd
    like to go, Chloe-chan?
[08:55] Chloe
    Going out somewhere is nice,
[08:59] Chloe
    but I also want to know what
     Kanna's ordinary day is like!
[09:02] Kanna
    Hmm?
SIGN    Extra Episode
SIGN    Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon)
[09:11] Saikawa
    Kanna-shwan!
[09:15] Saikawa
    Hmm?
[09:19] Chloe
    Huh?
[09:21] Saikawa
    Who is that woman?!
[09:24] Kanna
    Chloe. A friend.
[09:26] Chloe
    Well, that's true.
[09:28] Chloe
    You could even call us partners.
[09:32] Saikawa
    I-I'm Kanna-san's number one friend!
[09:36] Saikawa
    Her best friend! Her BFF!
[09:39] Saikawa
    What is your relationship with her?
[09:41] Chloe
    We met in New York.
[09:43] Saikawa
    New York?!
[09:44] Saikawa
    When did she get a local wife?
SIGN    Local wife?
[09:47] Chloe
    And who might you be?
[09:50] Kanna
    Saikawa. A friend.
[09:53] Chloe
    Oh, so you're Saikawa.
[09:56] Chloe
    I've heard about you.
[10:00] Chloe
    I'm Chloe.
[10:02] Chloe
    If you're okay with it, let's be friends!
[10:04] Saikawa
    Huh?
[10:06] Saikawa
    What is this feeling of closeness?
[10:09] Saikawa
    But...
[10:10] Saikawa
    But, but when I look closely,
    this girl is super cute!
[10:15] Saikawa
    She's a good girl, too!
[10:18] Saikawa
    W-Well, I guess we can play together.
[10:21] Chloe
    Really?! I'm so happy!
[10:26] Kanna
    Good friends!
[10:29] Kobayashi
    Simplegon.
[10:30] Tohru
    She's not a dragon, though.
SIGN    a
[10:34] Kanna
    Be careful, Chloe.
[10:35] Kanna
    If you fall, it's a penalty game.
[10:39] Saikawa
    You're good at this.
[10:40] Chloe
    I like running around!
[10:44] Saikawa
    It's too early to relax, though!
[10:50] Saikawa
    I'm up next.
[10:56] Saikawa
    Okay. You're up next, Chloe-san.
[11:11] Saikawa
    You're not bad!
[11:12] Chloe
    Of course!
[11:15] Chloe
    What's wrong?
[11:17] Kanna
    There's no more path.
[11:19] Chloe
    Does that mean it's over?
[11:24] Kanna
    Manholes are okay!
[11:26] Chloe
    Really?
[11:27] Saikawa
    There.
[11:29] Chloe
    Hah!
[11:33] Chloe
    I'm falling!
[11:34] Kanna
    Come closer.
[11:40] Saikawa
    I-I'm sorry!
[11:44] Kanna
    Chloe, penalty game.
[11:46] Chloe
    Eh?!
[11:51] Chloe
    What is this?!
[11:54] Chloe
    Why, you...!
SIGN    go
[12:00] Saikawa
    This is the school we attend.
SIGN    Pool Open
[12:03] Saikawa
    We go in through here,
[12:05] Saikawa
    and then we have class here.
[12:09] Kanna
    This is my seat.
[12:10] Chloe
    Wow, so this where you spend your days?
[12:16] Chloe
    Wow! There really is a pool at your school!
[12:20] Saikawa
    Come on, let's go.
[12:22] Chloe
    Yeah!
SIGN    Kobayashi
[12:28] Kanna
    Pool!
SIGN    Saikawa
[12:32] Kanna
    Saikawa.
[12:33] Kanna
    Where's Chloe?
[12:36] Saikawa
    I wonder if she's late because she had
    to borrow a swimsuit from the teacher.
[12:47] Hachisuka
    Wow! It's a blondie!
SIGN    Hachisuka
SIGN    Kuroda
[12:49] Kuroda
    Black ships landing!
SIGN    Kuramoto
[12:51] Kuramoto
    I can hear this going viral!
[12:54] Chloe
    Sorry for the wait.
[12:54] Hachisuka
    A blonde rich girl!
[12:56] Chloe
    Does it look weird?
[12:58] Saikawa
    Hey, boys! You're being annoying!
[13:00] Saikawa
    You give her any weird looks
    and I'll kill you, got it?!
[13:02] Hachisuka
    We weren't doing that.
[13:04] Saikawa
    Liar! You were just leering at her!
[13:06] Hachisuka
    Why, you...! We weren't!
[13:07] Kanna
    Chloe, let's swim.
[13:09] ---
    Huh? As if!
[13:11] Choe
    Actually, I can't swim very well.
[13:16] Kanna
    That's fine.
[13:18] Kanna
    We'll teach you.
[13:57] Chloe
    That was so fun!
[14:00] Chloe
    Huh? Where's Saikawa?
[14:02] Kanna
    Bathroom.
[14:03] Chloe
    I see.
[14:06] Chloe
    Kanna, I have a good idea.
[14:16] Chloe
    Well? Does it look good on us?
[14:19] Saikawa
    So jealoutrageous!
[14:20] Chloe
    Let's go like this today!
SIGN    n
[14:24] Saikawa
    This is my home.
[14:26] Saikawa
    Now, what should we play?
[14:30] Saikawa
    Oh, how about this?
[14:32] Chloe
    I'm great at this game!
[14:34] Chloe
    I don't lose, even to my Papa!
[14:37] Kanna
    I won't lose!
[14:39] Voice
    First player. Right hand, blue.
[14:41] Chloe
    Okay.
[14:42] Voice
    Second player. Left leg, black.
[14:46] Chloe
    Kanna, can you raise your
    hips a little more?
[14:50] Chloe
    Just a little more.
[14:52] Kanna
    Got it.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Oboro Shop
SIGN    Candy Games
[14:56] Kanna
    Good afternoon.
[14:57] Chloe
    Hi, Ilulu! We came to play.
[15:00] Ilulu
    Oh, I was waiting for you.
[15:02] Taketo
    Friends of yours?
[15:03] Ilulu
    She's been staying with us since yesterday.
[15:06] Chloe
    I'm Chloe. I'm from Minnesota.
[15:09] Chloe
    Nice to meet you.
[15:10] Kanna
    Chloe, over here.
[15:13] Taketo
    M-Minnesota? You mean America?
[15:16] Taketo
    Wait, isn't her Japanese really good?
[15:19] Ilulu
    That's true.
[15:20] Kanna
    This. And this, too.
[15:23] Chloe
    They're all things I've never seen before.
[15:26] Chloe
    What kind of candy is that?
SIGN    Super Sour Peach
[15:28] Saikawa
    Every one out of three is
    a dud that's verrrry sour!
[15:32] Chloe
    So it's Russian Roulette!
[15:34] Chloe
    Sounds fun!
SIGN    Fluffy, Crack!
SIGN    Cotton Bang!
[15:36] Chloe
    Then what's this?
[15:37] Kanna
    It's fluffy like a cloud and sweet.
[15:40] Kanna
    Or so you think, until it explodes.
[15:42] Chloe
    Explodes?!
[15:44] Chloe
    And what's that?
[15:45] Kanna
    That's a good one.
[15:46] Saikawa
    There's a good one over here, too!
[15:47] Ilulu
    Friends really are great, aren't they?
[15:49] Taketo
    What do you mean? You have friends, too.
[15:54] Ilulu
    All the more reason I was once again
    thinking about how nice they are.
[16:04] Chloe
    That man likes Ilulu, doesn't he?
[16:06] Taketo
    Dummy! I do not!
[16:09] Ilulu
    That's not it.
[16:11] Ilulu
    Take likes my boobs.
[16:14] Taketo
    I told you, that's not it!
SIGN    id
SIGN    Hand-Held
SIGN    Fireworks
[16:21] Kanna
    Kobayashi, done yet?
[16:23] Kobayashi
    Not yet. Go ahead and wait on the roof.
[16:27] Kanna
    Okay!
[16:29] Kanna
    Fireworks, fireworks!
[16:31] Tohru
    Ah, Kanna, could you take
    this food up with you, too?
[16:35] Kanna
    Roger!
[16:39] Kobayashi
    Could you raise your arms?
[16:41] Chloe
    Like this?
[16:44] Kobayashi
    There.
[16:47] Chloe
    Hey, Kobayashi?
[16:49] Kobayashi
    What?
[16:50] Chloe
    Kobayashi, do you know
    that Kanna's a dragon?
[16:55] Kobayashi
    Yeah, I know.
[16:59] Chloe
    Are you a dragon, too?
[17:02] Kobayashi
    No, no, just a normal human.
[17:05] Chloe
    Then... you're not family?
[17:07] Chloe
    Why are you living with Kanna?
[17:10] Kobayashi
    Hmm. It's just how things
    turned out, I guess?
[17:13] Chloe
    What's it like living with a dragon?
[17:16] Kobayashi
    Hmm, I guess it's like taking care
    of someone here on a home-stay?
[17:20] Chloe
    Home-stay?
[17:21] Kobayashi
    In that sense, it's similar
    to looking after you, Chloe.
[17:25] Chloe
    Huh?
[17:25] Chloe
    Then am I dragon, too?
[17:28] Kobayashi
    Maybe so.
[17:30] Kobayashi
    There, all done.
[17:33] Chloe
    It's lovely!
[17:35] Kobayashi
    Shall we go?
[17:36] Chloe
    Yeah!
[17:41] Kanna
    Give me a light, too.
[17:44] Chloe
    Of course!
[17:46] Kanna
    Oh!
[17:47] Saikawa
    Chloe-san, me, too! Me, too!
[17:50] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, everything's ready.
[17:53] Kobayashi
    Thanks.
[17:54] Kobayashi
    Everyone else should be here soon, I think.
[17:58] Elma
    Thanks for inviting us over!
[18:00] Kobayashi
    Welcome!
[18:01] Takiya
    Kobayashi-san, here. Beer.
[18:04] Kobayashi
    Oh!
[18:05] Ilulu
    Take, I want to do some fireworks, too!
[18:08] Tohru
    Miss Lucoa, good evening.
[18:10] Lucoa
    Mmm, thanks for inviting us.
[18:13] Tohru
    You, too, Shouta.
[18:14] Shouta
    Thanks for having me.
[18:15] Elma
    I came as well, you know.
[18:17] Tohru
    Ahh, yeah, yeah, go ahead and sit somewhere.
[18:20] Elma
    Hey! Why the different treatment?!
[18:23] Kobayashi
    Yes, yes.
[18:25] Kobayashi
    Okay, shall we get started, then?
[18:27] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    Beauty of Style Maid England Class
SIGN    Victorian Era Cute
SIGN    Middle Class
     Maid-Style Moe
SIGN    Ladies' Maids
SIGN    Work Classic
[19:04] Saikawa
    Kanna-san won, then.
[19:06] Kanna
    V! Ah.
[19:10] Saikawa
    I'll go get new fireworks!
[19:16] Chloe
    Hey, Kanna, are there
    other dragons here, too?
[19:20] Kanna
    Over there.
[19:24] Chloe
    Eh? Really?!
[19:25] Kanna
    Yeah.
[19:26] Kanna
    But Kobayashi is different.
[19:39] Kanna
    Chloe, did you have fun?
[19:42] Chloe
    Yes, it was the best two days ever!
[19:45] Chloe
    They're all great friends.
[19:47] Kanna
    Mhmm. I love them all.
[19:52] Chloe
    Kobayashi is incredible, isn't she?
[19:55] Chloe
    There are so many dragons around her.
[19:58] Kanna
    Yeah.
[19:59] Kanna
    Kobayashi's go go dragons.
[20:02] Chloe
    Go go?
[20:03] Kanna
    Yeah, go go dragons.
[20:09] Kanna
    Good night.
[20:13] Chloe
    Good night.
[20:28] Saikawa
    You have— You have to come
    back to play again, okay?
[20:35] Chloe
    Of course.
[20:37] Kanna
    Here.
[20:38] Chloe
    What's this?
[20:40] Kanna
    A pair.
[20:47] Chloe
    Kobayashi, I had fun.
[20:50] Chloe
    Thank you.
[20:51] Kobayashi
    Yeah. We had fun, too.
[20:54] Chloe
    Next time I run away
     from home, I'll come here.
[20:57] Kobayashi
    Well, that would be complicated.
[21:02] Chloe
    Well, I'm going now, okay?
[21:09] Chloe
    See you again!
[21:22] Kobayashi
    Chloe-chan is similar to you, Tohru.
[21:26] Tohru
    Huh? How so?
[21:29] Kobayashi
    The way she gets perplexed by
    the differences in culture,
[21:33] Kobayashi
    and the way she works hard to try
    and learn more about others, I think?
[21:39] Tohru
    Then that girl's a dragon, too.
[21:43] Kobayashi
    I told her the same thing.
[21:50] Chloe
    Hey, hey, when I spoke to Papa about Japan,
[21:54] Chloe
    he said he wanted to visit, too!
[21:56] Kanna
    Oh!
[21:58] Saikawa
    When are you coming next?
[21:59] Saikawa
    We'll welcome you anytime!
[22:01] Kanna
    I want to play more next time!
[22:03] Chloe
    Of course!
[22:04] Chloe
    Next time I'll come visit for a whole month!
[22:07] Kobayashi
    Those girls.