E13 - Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:23] Kanna     Chloe! [00:25] Chloe     Kanna! [00:29] Chloe     I've missed you! [00:31] Kanna     Me, too. [00:33] Chloe     Who are these ladies? [00:34] Kanna     Kobayashi. [00:36] Kanna     Lady Tohru. [00:37] Kanna     Ilulu. [00:38] Kobayashi     Hello. [00:39] Chloe     Hello. [00:41] Chloe     So you're Kobayashi? [00:44] Kobayashi     Hmm? [00:45] Ilulu     Hey, hey, let's hurry up! [00:48] Kanna     Let's go. [00:49] Chloe     Kanna, hold on! [00:52] Tohru     Hey now, running is dangerous. [00:55] Kanna     Okay. [02:29] Ilulu     Where did you come from? [02:31] Chloe     Minnesota in America. [02:33] Ilulu     Minnesota? What's that? Is it tasty? [02:36] Kanna     So cliche. [02:39] Kobayashi     Hey, Tohru. [02:40] Tohru     What is it, Miss Kobayashi? [02:42] Kobayashi     How is Chloe speaking fluent Japanese? [02:46] Tohru     Oh, I cast a spell on her. [02:49] Kobayashi     I knew it. [02:50] Kobayashi     Well, whatever. [02:51] Kobayashi     So, where is this heading now? [02:54] Tohru     Akihabara. [02:56] Kobayashi     Akiba? [02:57] Tohru     Yes. [02:58] Tohru     I prepared a perfect hospitality plan,      just as you requested! [03:03] Kobayashi     Oh? [03:10] Ilulu     Look! [03:11] Ilulu     We're racing over the ocean! [03:13] Kanna     Oh! SIGN    Akihabara Radio Hall [03:23] Takiya     Yo. Hello. [03:24] Fafnir     Hmph. [03:25] Tohru     I called in experts on this district. [03:27] Kobayashi     Already passing it all off onto others? [03:29] Takiya     Man, I was happy to accept     a request from Tohru-chan! [03:34] Kobayashi     Thank you, too, Faf-san. [03:36] Fafnir     Don't call me Faf-san. [03:37] Chloe     Who are those people? [03:39] Kanna     Kobayashi's friends. [03:41] Chloe     Wow. Does she have a lot of friends? [03:44] Kanna     Lots. [03:46] Chloe     Wow. SIGN    Miss SIGN    Center [03:51] Chloe     This is a VR game, right? [03:53] Chloe     I've wanted to try one of these! [03:54] Fafnir     What are you just standing there for? [03:56] Fafnir     Prepare for battle. [03:57] Ilulu     What is this? [03:59] Ilulu     Whoa! What's this?! [04:02] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! The whole scenery changed! [04:17] Chloe     It feels real! [04:19] Chloe     This is incredible! [04:22] Ilulu     This is fun! [04:24] Kanna     Pleasing. [04:26] Fafnir     Here they come! [04:34] Fafnir     Hmph. [04:34] Fafnir     Get him before he takes you down! [04:39] Tohru     No tricks needed! [04:43] Fafnir     A small one's coming your way! [04:45] Tohru     What is with this weak weapon?! [04:48] Tohru     It's irritating me! [04:49] Kanna     They got me! [04:52] Chloe     How dare you do that to Kanna! [04:53] Ilulu     We'll avenge you! [04:55] Kobayashi     It's quite surreal watching from outside. [04:57] Takiya     I'm glad they're all enjoying themselves. SIGN    Ko SIGN    Akihabara Gacchapon [05:04] Kobayashi     Incredible. [05:06] Takiya     I thought this might be     more fun for the children. [05:09] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi! [05:11] Tohru     What is this?! SIGN    Everyone Was a Dragon... 3 [05:14] Tohru     All of them dressing like humans! [05:16] Tohru     Have they no pride as dragons?! [05:20] Kobayashi     You're one to talk. [05:23] Kobayashi     What's that? [05:24] Ilulu     Figured I'd give one to Take. SIGN    Breast Cleavage [05:27] Kobayashi     That directly targets their libido. SIGN    Small Breasts [05:32] Kobayashi     What?! You have a problem with that?! SIGN    Ninja Tool     Accessories [05:38] Chloe     Kanna! This looks fun! [05:43] Chloe     What's that? SIGN    Deep-Fried Bugs [05:45] Kanna     It looks yummy. [05:46] Chloe     Huh?! SIGN    ba [05:49] Elma     You're late. Jeez. [05:51] Kobayashi     Huh? It's Elma. [05:53] Tohru     Well, I didn't like asking for her help, [05:56] Tohru     but when it comes to food, Elma's the one. [05:58] Tohru     Not that I like it. [06:00] Elma     That's quite the statement     after asking for a favor. [06:03] Tohru     Listen closely, Miss Chloe. [06:04] Tohru     This woman is a shame upon     Japan... no, upon the world! [06:08] Elma     Who are you calling the     world's biggest glutton?! [06:11] Tohru     No one even said that at all! [06:14] Elma     What?! [06:15] Tohru     You want to fight?! [06:16] Chloe     So this is a Japanese couple! [06:20] Both     No, we're not! [06:21] Chloe     I'm sorry! [06:23] Tohru     Come on, hurry up and show us the way! [06:27] Elma     I don't need you to tell me that! [06:29] Tohru     Don't go disappointing us! [06:31] Elma     I'll surprise you all! [06:33] Chloe     They're just not honest      with each other. [06:35] Kobayashi     Isn't that the truth. SIGN    ya SIGN    Fruit Parlor Momomo [06:37] Elma     Here it is, here! [06:39] Kobayashi     Wow, and where are we? [06:40] Elma     It's the cotton candy shop     everyone's talking about! [06:42] Elma     It's really popular! [06:44] Tohru     You just wanted to come here yourself. [06:46] Elma     Grk! [06:47] Elma     Well, I can't deny that, [06:50] Elma     but more importantly— [06:54] Three     Whoa. [06:57] Three     I want to eat that, too! [06:59] Kobayashi     All right, all right. [07:05] Elma     So fluffy! [07:08] Three     So fluffy! [07:09] Chloe     It's so delicious! [07:11] Chloe     How would you express this in Japanese? SIGN    That's wicked. SIGN    That's wicked. [07:17] Chloe     That's wicket? SIGN    shi [07:23] Ilulu     That's wicked. [07:24] Both     That's wicked. [07:24] Both     That's wicket. SIGN    's [07:27] Chloe     That's wicket. [07:29] Both     That's wicked. SIGN    Dr [07:30] Chloe     Let's go there next! [07:32] Chloe     It's cute! [07:33] Kanna     It's cute. [07:34] Elma     Let's go, then! [07:35] Kids     Yeah! [07:38] Tohru     Even Elma's joined in with them. [07:40] Tohru     She's just like a child. [07:41] Kobayashi     What's wrong with her being excited? [07:43] Kobayashi     She seems to be having fun. [07:46] Kobayashi     What's that creepy laugh for? [07:49] Tohru     We're like a family on the weekend! [07:53] Kobayashi     You're heavy. [07:56] Kobayashi     Well, it's getting late.     Shall we head home? [07:59] Three     Ehh? [08:01] Kanna     I want to play more. [08:02] Tohru     Come on, don't make trouble     for Miss Kobayashi. [08:06] Elma     Wh-Why don't we come     here again tomorrow? [08:09] Elma     There are still some shops I'd     love to g— introduce you to! [08:13] Tohru     We've enjoyed plenty. [08:15] Tohru     Thank you very much. [08:17] Tohru     Please have fun by yourself tomorrow. [08:20] Elma     It tastes better when you     enjoy it with everyone! [08:22] Tohru     Are you trying to turn     Miss Chloe into a pig?! [08:25] Elma     What's that?! [08:26] Tohru     Don't give me that! [08:27] Ilulu     There they go again. [08:29] Kobayashi     Yes, yes, we're leaving now. [08:32] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, please wait for me! [08:35] Elma     F-Fine then, I'll let you go this time! [08:38] Chloe     Wow. She sure knows how      to handle them, huh? [08:42] Kanna     Kobayashi's top dog. [08:44] Ilulu     Hey, hey, Kobayashi, [08:46] Ilulu     what are we doing tomorrow? [08:48] Kobayashi     Hmm. [08:50] Kobayashi     Is there anywhere you'd     like to go, Chloe-chan? [08:55] Chloe     Going out somewhere is nice, [08:59] Chloe     but I also want to know what      Kanna's ordinary day is like! [09:02] Kanna     Hmm? SIGN    Extra Episode SIGN    Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon) [09:11] Saikawa     Kanna-shwan! [09:15] Saikawa     Hmm? [09:19] Chloe     Huh? [09:21] Saikawa     Who is that woman?! [09:24] Kanna     Chloe. A friend. [09:26] Chloe     Well, that's true. [09:28] Chloe     You could even call us partners. [09:32] Saikawa     I-I'm Kanna-san's number one friend! [09:36] Saikawa     Her best friend! Her BFF! [09:39] Saikawa     What is your relationship with her? [09:41] Chloe     We met in New York. [09:43] Saikawa     New York?! [09:44] Saikawa     When did she get a local wife? SIGN    Local wife? [09:47] Chloe     And who might you be? [09:50] Kanna     Saikawa. A friend. [09:53] Chloe     Oh, so you're Saikawa. [09:56] Chloe     I've heard about you. [10:00] Chloe     I'm Chloe. [10:02] Chloe     If you're okay with it, let's be friends! [10:04] Saikawa     Huh? [10:06] Saikawa     What is this feeling of closeness? [10:09] Saikawa     But... [10:10] Saikawa     But, but when I look closely,     this girl is super cute! [10:15] Saikawa     She's a good girl, too! [10:18] Saikawa     W-Well, I guess we can play together. [10:21] Chloe     Really?! I'm so happy! [10:26] Kanna     Good friends! [10:29] Kobayashi     Simplegon. [10:30] Tohru     She's not a dragon, though. SIGN    a [10:34] Kanna     Be careful, Chloe. [10:35] Kanna     If you fall, it's a penalty game. [10:39] Saikawa     You're good at this. [10:40] Chloe     I like running around! [10:44] Saikawa     It's too early to relax, though! [10:50] Saikawa     I'm up next. [10:56] Saikawa     Okay. You're up next, Chloe-san. [11:11] Saikawa     You're not bad! [11:12] Chloe     Of course! [11:15] Chloe     What's wrong? [11:17] Kanna     There's no more path. [11:19] Chloe     Does that mean it's over? [11:24] Kanna     Manholes are okay! [11:26] Chloe     Really? [11:27] Saikawa     There. [11:29] Chloe     Hah! [11:33] Chloe     I'm falling! [11:34] Kanna     Come closer. [11:40] Saikawa     I-I'm sorry! [11:44] Kanna     Chloe, penalty game. [11:46] Chloe     Eh?! [11:51] Chloe     What is this?! [11:54] Chloe     Why, you...! SIGN    go [12:00] Saikawa     This is the school we attend. SIGN    Pool Open [12:03] Saikawa     We go in through here, [12:05] Saikawa     and then we have class here. [12:09] Kanna     This is my seat. [12:10] Chloe     Wow, so this where you spend your days? [12:16] Chloe     Wow! There really is a pool at your school! [12:20] Saikawa     Come on, let's go. [12:22] Chloe     Yeah! SIGN    Kobayashi [12:28] Kanna     Pool! SIGN    Saikawa [12:32] Kanna     Saikawa. [12:33] Kanna     Where's Chloe? [12:36] Saikawa     I wonder if she's late because she had     to borrow a swimsuit from the teacher. [12:47] Hachisuka     Wow! It's a blondie! SIGN    Hachisuka SIGN    Kuroda [12:49] Kuroda     Black ships landing! SIGN    Kuramoto [12:51] Kuramoto     I can hear this going viral! [12:54] Chloe     Sorry for the wait. [12:54] Hachisuka     A blonde rich girl! [12:56] Chloe     Does it look weird? [12:58] Saikawa     Hey, boys! You're being annoying! [13:00] Saikawa     You give her any weird looks     and I'll kill you, got it?! [13:02] Hachisuka     We weren't doing that. [13:04] Saikawa     Liar! You were just leering at her! [13:06] Hachisuka     Why, you...! We weren't! [13:07] Kanna     Chloe, let's swim. [13:09] ---     Huh? As if! [13:11] Choe     Actually, I can't swim very well. [13:16] Kanna     That's fine. [13:18] Kanna     We'll teach you. [13:57] Chloe     That was so fun! [14:00] Chloe     Huh? Where's Saikawa? [14:02] Kanna     Bathroom. [14:03] Chloe     I see. [14:06] Chloe     Kanna, I have a good idea. [14:16] Chloe     Well? Does it look good on us? [14:19] Saikawa     So jealoutrageous! [14:20] Chloe     Let's go like this today! SIGN    n [14:24] Saikawa     This is my home. [14:26] Saikawa     Now, what should we play? [14:30] Saikawa     Oh, how about this? [14:32] Chloe     I'm great at this game! [14:34] Chloe     I don't lose, even to my Papa! [14:37] Kanna     I won't lose! [14:39] Voice     First player. Right hand, blue. [14:41] Chloe     Okay. [14:42] Voice     Second player. Left leg, black. [14:46] Chloe     Kanna, can you raise your     hips a little more? [14:50] Chloe     Just a little more. [14:52] Kanna     Got it. SIGN    Ma SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [14:56] Kanna     Good afternoon. [14:57] Chloe     Hi, Ilulu! We came to play. [15:00] Ilulu     Oh, I was waiting for you. [15:02] Taketo     Friends of yours? [15:03] Ilulu     She's been staying with us since yesterday. [15:06] Chloe     I'm Chloe. I'm from Minnesota. [15:09] Chloe     Nice to meet you. [15:10] Kanna     Chloe, over here. [15:13] Taketo     M-Minnesota? You mean America? [15:16] Taketo     Wait, isn't her Japanese really good? [15:19] Ilulu     That's true. [15:20] Kanna     This. And this, too. [15:23] Chloe     They're all things I've never seen before. [15:26] Chloe     What kind of candy is that? SIGN    Super Sour Peach [15:28] Saikawa     Every one out of three is     a dud that's verrrry sour! [15:32] Chloe     So it's Russian Roulette! [15:34] Chloe     Sounds fun! SIGN    Fluffy, Crack! SIGN    Cotton Bang! [15:36] Chloe     Then what's this? [15:37] Kanna     It's fluffy like a cloud and sweet. [15:40] Kanna     Or so you think, until it explodes. [15:42] Chloe     Explodes?! [15:44] Chloe     And what's that? [15:45] Kanna     That's a good one. [15:46] Saikawa     There's a good one over here, too! [15:47] Ilulu     Friends really are great, aren't they? [15:49] Taketo     What do you mean? You have friends, too. [15:54] Ilulu     All the more reason I was once again     thinking about how nice they are. [16:04] Chloe     That man likes Ilulu, doesn't he? [16:06] Taketo     Dummy! I do not! [16:09] Ilulu     That's not it. [16:11] Ilulu     Take likes my boobs. [16:14] Taketo     I told you, that's not it! SIGN    id SIGN    Hand-Held SIGN    Fireworks [16:21] Kanna     Kobayashi, done yet? [16:23] Kobayashi     Not yet. Go ahead and wait on the roof. [16:27] Kanna     Okay! [16:29] Kanna     Fireworks, fireworks! [16:31] Tohru     Ah, Kanna, could you take     this food up with you, too? [16:35] Kanna     Roger! [16:39] Kobayashi     Could you raise your arms? [16:41] Chloe     Like this? [16:44] Kobayashi     There. [16:47] Chloe     Hey, Kobayashi? [16:49] Kobayashi     What? [16:50] Chloe     Kobayashi, do you know     that Kanna's a dragon? [16:55] Kobayashi     Yeah, I know. [16:59] Chloe     Are you a dragon, too? [17:02] Kobayashi     No, no, just a normal human. [17:05] Chloe     Then... you're not family? [17:07] Chloe     Why are you living with Kanna? [17:10] Kobayashi     Hmm. It's just how things     turned out, I guess? [17:13] Chloe     What's it like living with a dragon? [17:16] Kobayashi     Hmm, I guess it's like taking care     of someone here on a home-stay? [17:20] Chloe     Home-stay? [17:21] Kobayashi     In that sense, it's similar     to looking after you, Chloe. [17:25] Chloe     Huh? [17:25] Chloe     Then am I dragon, too? [17:28] Kobayashi     Maybe so. [17:30] Kobayashi     There, all done. [17:33] Chloe     It's lovely! [17:35] Kobayashi     Shall we go? [17:36] Chloe     Yeah! [17:41] Kanna     Give me a light, too. [17:44] Chloe     Of course! [17:46] Kanna     Oh! [17:47] Saikawa     Chloe-san, me, too! Me, too! [17:50] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, everything's ready. [17:53] Kobayashi     Thanks. [17:54] Kobayashi     Everyone else should be here soon, I think. [17:58] Elma     Thanks for inviting us over! [18:00] Kobayashi     Welcome! [18:01] Takiya     Kobayashi-san, here. Beer. [18:04] Kobayashi     Oh! [18:05] Ilulu     Take, I want to do some fireworks, too! [18:08] Tohru     Miss Lucoa, good evening. [18:10] Lucoa     Mmm, thanks for inviting us. [18:13] Tohru     You, too, Shouta. [18:14] Shouta     Thanks for having me. [18:15] Elma     I came as well, you know. [18:17] Tohru     Ahh, yeah, yeah, go ahead and sit somewhere. [18:20] Elma     Hey! Why the different treatment?! [18:23] Kobayashi     Yes, yes. [18:25] Kobayashi     Okay, shall we get started, then? [18:27] All     Yeah! SIGN    Beauty of Style Maid England Class SIGN    Victorian Era Cute SIGN    Middle Class      Maid-Style Moe SIGN    Ladies' Maids SIGN    Work Classic [19:04] Saikawa     Kanna-san won, then. [19:06] Kanna     V! Ah. [19:10] Saikawa     I'll go get new fireworks! [19:16] Chloe     Hey, Kanna, are there     other dragons here, too? [19:20] Kanna     Over there. [19:24] Chloe     Eh? Really?! [19:25] Kanna     Yeah. [19:26] Kanna     But Kobayashi is different. [19:39] Kanna     Chloe, did you have fun? [19:42] Chloe     Yes, it was the best two days ever! [19:45] Chloe     They're all great friends. [19:47] Kanna     Mhmm. I love them all. [19:52] Chloe     Kobayashi is incredible, isn't she? [19:55] Chloe     There are so many dragons around her. [19:58] Kanna     Yeah. [19:59] Kanna     Kobayashi's go go dragons. [20:02] Chloe     Go go? [20:03] Kanna     Yeah, go go dragons. [20:09] Kanna     Good night. [20:13] Chloe     Good night. [20:28] Saikawa     You have— You have to come     back to play again, okay? [20:35] Chloe     Of course. [20:37] Kanna     Here. [20:38] Chloe     What's this? [20:40] Kanna     A pair. [20:47] Chloe     Kobayashi, I had fun. [20:50] Chloe     Thank you. [20:51] Kobayashi     Yeah. We had fun, too. [20:54] Chloe     Next time I run away      from home, I'll come here. [20:57] Kobayashi     Well, that would be complicated. [21:02] Chloe     Well, I'm going now, okay? [21:09] Chloe     See you again! [21:22] Kobayashi     Chloe-chan is similar to you, Tohru. [21:26] Tohru     Huh? How so? [21:29] Kobayashi     The way she gets perplexed by     the differences in culture, [21:33] Kobayashi     and the way she works hard to try     and learn more about others, I think? [21:39] Tohru     Then that girl's a dragon, too. [21:43] Kobayashi     I told her the same thing. [21:50] Chloe     Hey, hey, when I spoke to Papa about Japan, [21:54] Chloe     he said he wanted to visit, too! [21:56] Kanna     Oh! [21:58] Saikawa     When are you coming next? [21:59] Saikawa     We'll welcome you anytime! [22:01] Kanna     I want to play more next time! [22:03] Chloe     Of course! [22:04] Chloe     Next time I'll come visit for a whole month! [22:07] Kobayashi     Those girls.