E3 - Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Sunday
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:25] Kanna
    I want to bask in the sun outside!
[00:29] Tohru
    That sounds nice.
[00:31] Tohru
    Will you join us, too, Miss Kobayashi?
[00:33] Kobayashi
    Hmm?
[00:34] Kobayashi
    I guess I don't care where I am,
    as long as I can sleep.
[00:41] Kanna
    Oh!
[00:42] Tohru
    The sunshine is perfect here!
[00:44] Kobayashi
    No, it's too hot.
[00:46] Kobayashi
    And too dry.
[00:50] Tohru
    How about here? It's plenty wet enough.
[00:53] Kobayashi
    No, I'm soaked.
[00:54] Kobayashi
    And it's too loud.
SIGN    Kanna: Oh!
SIGN    Tohru: How about here? It's very quiet.
SIGN    Kobayashi: No, there's no air.
SIGN    Kobayashi: Seriously, I'll die here.
[01:14] Kobayashi
    Home is just the best spot!
[01:16] Tohru
    Jeez, you're such a homebody.
[01:19] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, you're too extreme.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There)