E11 - Premium Seat (No Extra Charge)

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[00:00] Announcer
    It's okay to do this while sitting down.
[00:03] Announcer
    Now make sure to stretch
    out your side muscles.
[00:06] Announcer
    1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3...
SIGN    Crack
[00:10] Announcer
    Please try not to put too
    much effort into it.
[00:13] Kobayashi
    Not good.
[00:14] Kobayashi
    The damage is seriously building up.
[00:16] Kobayashi
    I need to think of something
    or I might be in trouble.
[00:19] Kobayashi
    If I don't, I'll be forced to eat that.
[00:22] Kobayashi
    Take it away.
[00:24] Tohru
    Huh?
[01:56] Kobayashi
    Wow, there are all kinds
    of relaxation devices.
SIGN    Premium Massage Chair
SIGN    Massage Pillow
SIGN    Soft and Fluffy
SIGN    Very Plush
SIGN    Kneading Chair
SIGN    Massaging Rollers
SIGN    Shoulder Massage Fit
[02:01] Kobayashi
    Hmm? What's this?
SIGN    Any place, Any time
SIGN    3 Settings
[02:03] Kobayashi
    You use it like this?
SIGN    Double Points When You Buy Both As a Set
SIGN    Back Muscle Strengthening Belt Makes It 10x Effective!
SIGN    Super Spine 2
SIGN    New Model On the Market!
SIGN    Relaxation Mode Hard Mode Super Hard Mode Adjustable Stages!
[02:06] Kobayashi
    This looks good, too.
SIGN    Works On Stiff, Knotted Shoulders!
SIGN    You Can Count On Improved Blood Flow As it Stimulates Key Points!
SIGN    Soft Cushion Type
[02:08] Kobayashi
    That might be good, as well.
[02:09] Kobayashi
    And this one...
[02:10] Kobayashi
    That, too.
[02:11] Kobayashi
    That one, too.
[02:12] Kobayashi
    They're all...
SIGN    Several Days Later
[02:12] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi,
[02:14] Tohru
    what are you going to do with
    this mountain of devices?
[02:18] Kobayashi
    I'll use them all.
[02:20] Tohru
    Will you really?
[02:21] Tohru
    You've never used this one at all, you know?
[02:24] Kobayashi
    I'll use it one day.
[02:25] Ilulu
    Want me to pound you?
[02:27] Ilulu
    My grandma often had me pound
    her shoulders long ago.
[02:31] Kobayashi
    Grandma?
[02:32] Ilulu
    Does that feel good, Kobayashi?
[02:34] Kobayashi
    It's pretty good,
[02:35] Kobayashi
    but move your breasts.
[02:38] Kanna
    Me, too!
[02:39] Kobayashi
    Sorry.
[02:41] Tohru
    Me, too!
[02:46] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, lately I've been thinking.
[02:50] Kobayashi
    Hmm?
[02:51] Tohru
    I'm always thinking about how to serve you,
[02:55] Tohru
    but that's just pushing my own
    feelings onto you, isn't it?
[02:58] Tohru
    To truly serve you, I think I
    need to consider how you feel,
[03:02] Tohru
    and what you would like me to do.
[03:06] Kobayashi
    She's suddenly gotten serious.
[03:08] Tohru
    So—
[03:09] Kobayashi
    That, still?!
[03:10] Kobayashi
    You're not sharing my feelings, either!
[03:13] Tohru
    You're a kind a person and that's
    why you won't eat me, isn't it?
[03:18] Kobayashi
    If only you really understood the reason.
[03:21] Tohru
    If I really?
SIGN    Drunken Dragon's Den
[03:24] Tohru
    So, I called you fools here since
    you work with Miss Kobayashi.
[03:29] Both
    Be less rude when referring to us.
[03:32] Takiya
    Kobayashi-san's lower back, huh?
[03:35] Takiya
    It's true she's been working a lot lately.
[03:38] Elma
    Our sales team is talented, but—
[03:40] Tohru
    Enough with the business talk.
[03:42] Elma
    Then, there is one thing I've noticed.
[03:45] Tohru
    What's that?
[03:46] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi has bad posture.
[03:48] Tohru
    What does that have to do
    with her lower back hurting?
[03:50] Elma
    Well, humans' backs get hurt just
    from sitting with bad posture.
[03:56] Tohru
    What?!
[03:57] Takiya
    It would be good to get
    a different chair, too.
[03:59] Tohru
    Chair?
[04:00] Takiya
    Kobayashi-san uses the
    company's office chair.
[04:04] Takiya
    I've been telling her she
    should get a better one.
[04:07] Elma
    But chairs are expensive.
[04:09] Tohru
    They're expensive?
[04:10] Tohru
    Is Miss Kobayashi the type
    to buy lots of things
[04:13] Tohru
    while trying to keep them cheap?
[04:15] Takiya
    Yeah, she is the type to drink
    cheap liquor bit by bit.
[04:19] Tohru
    She could cure her back if
    she just ate my tail, too!
[04:24] Elma
    No, she'd upset her stomach.
[04:25] Tohru
    Well, there's something good for
    Miss Kobayashi's lower back in our world,
[04:30] Tohru
    so I'll get it again.
[04:31] Takiya
    I don't think that's a good idea, is it?
[04:35] Takiya
    Are you familiar with the story
    of eating the food of the dead?
[04:39] Takiya
    If you eat the meat boiled in
    a pot in the land of the dead,
[04:43] Takiya
    you'll become a resident of that land.
[04:46] Tohru
    You're saying I'm doing the same thing?
[04:48] Elma
    A journey to the underworld, huh?
[04:50] Elma
    Does that make Miss Kobayashi Persephone?
[04:52] Takiya
    Maybe not quite Persephone,
[04:55] Takiya
    but she's close to Demophon, isn't she?
[04:57] Tohru
    Phew.
[04:58] Tohru
    Some things don't work out, even if
    you think it's for the best, huh?
[05:02] Tohru
    I'll go home and revise my strategy a bit.
[05:06] Tohru
    Mister Takiya can pay.
SIGN    Drunken Dragon's Den
[05:09] Elma
    Still, I didn't think you'd be so
    good at guiding one's point of view.
[05:14] Takiya
    Well, it's just logic.
[05:17] Takiya
    When your emotions are heightened,
    you can easily overstep.
[05:21] Takiya
    So, it's concerning.
[05:24] Tohru
    Mister Takiya was sharp.
[05:27] Tohru
    Honestly, that hit me a little hard.
[05:31] Tohru
    I don't see what's wrong
    with using all your power
[05:34] Tohru
    to make someone precious to you happy.
[05:38] Tohru
    That's what I thought,
[05:40] Tohru
    but if Miss Kobayashi doesn't want that,
[05:42] Tohru
    then it's just being meddlesome.
[05:45] Tohru
    I've been eating the food of this
    world without any concern,
[05:50] Tohru
    and I'm fine with that.
[05:52] Tohru
    But I want Miss Kobayashi
    to remain in this world.
[05:58] Tohru
    I'm home!
[05:59] Kobayashi
    Welcome home.
[06:02] Tohru
    Oh, you're using that?
[06:05] Kobayashi
    This actually works pretty well.
[06:08] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi.
[06:12] Kobayashi
    I'm not eating it.
[06:13] Tohru
    No, please rest your back against it.
[06:24] Kobayashi
    This one's more effective.
[06:28] Tohru
    Is this enough for you?
[06:31] Kobayashi
    Yeah, this is perfect.
[06:35] Tohru
    So that's all you want?
[06:37] Kobayashi
    That it is.
[06:44] Tohru
    All right. I'll do this, then.
[06:49] Kobayashi
    I'm feeling a lot better.
[06:51] Kobayashi
    Would you like me to massage you in return?
[06:53] Tohru
    Huh?! Uhh, my shoulders, then?
[06:57] Kobayashi
    Oh, because your breasts are heavy?
[07:00] Kobayashi
    Is it because your breasts are heavy?
SIGN    Premium Seat (No Extra Charge)
SIGN    Episode 11
[07:07] Kobayashi
    What are you writing?
[07:10] Tohru
    A grimoire for perception blocking and such.
[07:12] Kobayashi
    Oh, that convenient magic.
[07:16] Tohru
    I was thinking of teaching
    it to Kanna and Ilulu.
[07:20] Kobayashi
    You really care for your
    friends, huh, Tohru.
[07:22] Tohru
    Oh, all that praise will get
    you is my flesh and blood!
[07:26] Kobayashi
    Don't give me that!
[07:27] Tohru
    You don't need to be so
    bashful, Miss Kobayashi.
[07:39] Kobayashi
    I knew it...
[07:42] Kobayashi
    Why do the lines of magic spells
[07:44] Kobayashi
    and the lines of code in the programming
    language we developed in-house...
[07:48] Exec
    Resemble each other?
[07:50] Kobayashi
    Yes.
[07:51] Exec
    That's simple.
[07:54] Exec
    Because it was developed by us mages.
[07:59] Kobayashi
    Really?
[08:01] Exec
    Are you interested in this side of things?
[08:05] Exec
    If so, then you probably
    want to know at this point.
[08:08] Kobayashi
    Know what?
[08:10] Exec
    Know why Tohru-sama came to our world.
[08:15] Kobayashi
    I'll hear that from Tohru herself.
[08:17] Exec
    Then, how about the
    experiences of her family?
[08:20] Kobayashi
    Huh?
SIGN    Emperor of Demise
[08:32] Kobayashi
    Tohru's father...
[08:34] Kobayashi
    It's been a while.
[08:36] Kobayashi
    Why are you here?
[08:38] Demise
    This man and I are friends.
[08:41] Demise
    He was telling me all about
    how Tohru's been doing.
[08:44] Kobayashi
    That so?
[08:45] Demise
    If you've come to this room,
[08:48] Demise
    that means you're here
    to ask something, right?
[08:50] Kobayashi
    Well, yes...
[08:52] Kobayashi
    But I'll hear it directly from
    Tohru after this, as well.
[08:57] Demise
    Mhmm,
[09:01] Demise
    very well.
[09:06] Demise
    The battle was never-ending.
[09:09] Demise
    It was nothing more than a long battle
    of us occasionally gathering forces,
[09:12] Demise
    clashing against them,
    and wearing ourselves out.
[09:17] Demise
    The reason we fought was to defeat the gods
[09:20] Demise
    and restore the world to a
    state without any conductors.
[09:24] Demise
    We bared our fangs because we hated
    the thought of being controlled,
[09:29] Demise
    and we tried to seize our freedom.
[09:34] Demise
    At first, all dragons were
    unified behind that.
[09:37] Demise
    But as it drew on, some changed
    sides and sided with the gods,
[09:42] Demise
    and we saw some grow sick of the fighting
    and refuse to take part on either side.
[09:48] Demise
    Now those are called the Harmony
    Faction and the Spectator Faction
[09:54] Demise
    and, because of that,
[09:57] Demise
    we too came to be called the Chaos Faction...
[10:01] Demise
    those who would plunge
     the world into chaos.
[10:06] Demise
    We would fight for several centuries,
[10:09] Demise
    then wait several centuries
    to build up our forces.
[10:12] Demise
    While all of that was
    happening, I had a child.
[10:17] Demise
    Her name was Tohru.
[10:20] Demise
    Her name comes from an
    author from this world.
[10:24] Kobayashi
    You named Tohru after a
    human from our world?
[10:30] Demise
    Indeed, I did.
[10:32] Demise
    And long ago this man here
    used his clairvoyance
[10:37] Demise
    to read that book from the future
    and sell it across our world.
[10:42] Demise
    It's what you would call plagiarism.
[10:45] Exec
    The copyright to an author's works
    disappears with time after their death, right?
[10:49] Exec
    So it's not a problem if I sell it in another
    world well before the book is ever written.
[10:55] Exec
    I can't live without funds for my research.
[10:58] Kobayashi
    Director...
[11:01] Demise
    Humans...
[11:03] Demise
    At the time I didn't think anything of them.
[11:07] Demise
    They occasionally did amusing things
    or created interesting things.
[11:12] Demise
    That's all I thought of them.
[11:16] Demise
    There were some among them
    who worshiped the gods,
[11:17] Woman
    Behold!
[11:20] Demise
    but they were nothing compared
    to dragons as an opposing force.
[11:22] Woman
    Witness the grand figure
    of the lord who guides us!
[11:25] Demise
    That's why I ignored them,
[11:29] Demise
    but it became a different
    story when the humans
[11:33] Demise
    joined forces with the Harmony Faction.
[11:35] Demise
    Those in the Chaos Faction
    began spreading the idea
[11:39] Demise
    that humans were an evil we should destroy.
[11:43] (Flashback) Tohru
    Father, Father, what kind
    of creatures are humans?
[11:48] (Flashback) Demise
    They're nothing but evil.
[11:50] (Flashback) Demise
    They should be destroyed.
[11:53] Demise
    I thought I had to go along with the
    faction lest Tohru be persecuted.
[11:59] Tohru
    Perish, rock!
[12:00] Demise
    Tohru was stuck in the framework of dragon
    society from the moment she was born,
[12:01] Tohru
    Perish!
[12:05] Demise
    and I also felt I had burdened her with
    the fact that she was my daughter.
[12:11] Tohru
    Perish!
[12:13] Demise
    Perhaps the part of me which thought that
    was a bad thing had been influenced by humans.
[12:22] Demise
    So, I decided to let Tohru act freely.
[12:27] Demise
    I wanted her to visit all kinds of places,
[12:29] Demise
    interact with all kinds of things,
    and develop her own ideas.
[12:34] Demise
    Tohru learned anything she was
    interested in without bias.
[12:39] Demise
    I thought that she would
    eventually come to question
[12:42] Demise
    the Chaos Faction's contempt toward humans.
[12:47] Demise
    But Tohru lost control.
[12:50] Kobayashi
    Lost control?
[12:51] Demise
    She stormed the gods' camp all alone.
[12:58] Demise
    There, she was deeply wounded and
    then she escaped into this world.
[13:03] Kobayashi
    And that's when she met me.
[13:06] Demise
    Yes.
[13:08] Demise
    Though I was surprised, too.
[13:10] Demise
    I never even imagined such strong bonds
    could form between humans and dragons.
[13:18] Kobayashi
    But why did Tohru do such a thing?
[13:22] Demise
    Tohru wanted to end the fighting
    more than anyone else.
[13:29] Demise
    "If I crush the gods,
    the fighting will end."
[13:33] Demise
    That must be what she thought.
[13:40] Kobayashi
    Heavy.
[13:42] Kobayashi
    This is damn heavy.
[13:45] Demise
    That's the general overview.
[13:47] Demise
    You'll have to ask Tohru if you want
    to know her feelings in detail.
[13:52] Kobayashi
    Please tell me one thing.
[13:54] Demise
    What's that?
[13:56] Kobayashi
    When I met Tohru, she said
    she was all alone now.
[14:01] Kobayashi
    What do you think she meant by that?
[14:04] Demise
    All alone?
[14:06] Demise
    Well, I can hardly surmise Tohru's feelings.
[14:11] Demise
    To speak from a human's point of view,
     I would be a bad father.
[14:14] Kobayashi
    I think you're one of
    the better ones, though.
[14:17] Demise
    Tohru's battle was not the will
    of any faction, only her own.
[14:22] Demise
    She fought of her own volition.
[14:26] Demise
    Just as every dragon did
    when it all first started.
[14:31] Demise
    Well, I should go.
[14:38] Demise
    I'll also say this:
[14:40] Demise
    I'll never approve of you two.
[14:45] Kobayashi
    Y-Yes.
[14:48] Exec
    Despite what you may think,
[14:51] Exec
    he's made several arrangements
    with the God of this world for her.
[14:54] Kobayashi
    Wow.
[14:55] Demise
    Make sure you take proper care of
    Tohru until your lifespan runs out.
[15:02] Kobayashi
    Oh, yes, I'll watch over her.
[15:31] Kobayashi
    I'm home.
[15:33] Tohru
    Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.
[15:36] Kobayashi
    Your father came to our
    company today, Tohru.
[15:40] Kobayashi
    I heard about what happened
    before you came here from him.
[15:44] Kobayashi
    So, if you'd be okay with it that is,
[15:49] Kobayashi
    I'm curious to hear why you came here.
[15:53] Kobayashi
    It would be nice if you could tell me yourself,
    whenever you feel like talking about it.
[16:02] Kobayashi
    No, you don't have to force yourself.
[16:05] Kobayashi
    If you don't want to talk about it,
    that's fine, too. Honestly.
[16:13] Tohru
    You want to know?
[16:15] Kobayashi
    Yeah.
[16:17] (Flashback) Tohru
    Magic to look like a human?
[16:23] Dragon
    You succeeded on the first try?
SIGN    Tohru
[16:26] (Flashback) Dragon
    You really are a genius.
[16:29] (Flashback) Dragon
    Your father said you should
    go visit all kinds of places.
[16:34] (Flashback) Dragon
    Heh, does the Emperor of Demise want
    his daughter to become a Spectator?
[16:42] Tohru
    That was how I started my journey.
[16:49] Tohru
    Humans were everywhere I went.
[16:53] (Flashback) Tohru
    People are so foolish.
[16:55] (Flashback) Tohru
    They're fighting today, as well.
[16:57] (Flashback) Tohru
    They're always fighting over
    things like land or authority.
[17:02] (Flashback) Tohru
    Though, they do create all
    kinds of interesting things.
[17:06] Tohru
    That was my impression as a dragon.
SIGN    Kanna Kamui
[17:12] Kanna
    Wady Toohu.
[17:14] (Flashback) Tohru
    I'm Tohru...
[17:15] (Flashback) Kanna
    Tohu?
[17:17] (Flashback) Tohru
    That's close enough.
[17:19] (Flashback) Tohru
    But... Kanna, was it? Why do you
    use magic to become human?
[17:24] (Flashback) Kanna
    I can do lots of detailed
    things with human hands.
[17:28] (Flashback) Kanna
    Like pranks.
[17:32] (Flashback) Tohru
    The previous Kanna Kamui?
[17:35] (Flashback) Tohru
    What kind of pranks?
[17:37] (Flashback) Kanna
    Collecting bugs and surprises!
[17:39] (Flashback) Tohru
    That's childish.
[17:46] (Flashback) Kanna
    I want attention.
[17:51] (Flashback) Tohru
    They probably didn't have time,
    with preparations for battle.
[17:54] (Flashback) Tohru
    Even though they usually only clash
    once every few centuries, if at all.
[18:00] (Flashback) Lucoa
    I don't like fighting.
[18:02] Tohru
    You're a coward, Quetzalcoatl.
SIGN    Quetzalcoatl
[18:05] (Flashback) Tohru
    You're so strong, but you won't
    participate in any battles.
[18:08] (Flashback) Lucoa
    I hate fighting.
[18:10] (Flashback) Lucoa
    Looking in from the outside,
    it's all so pointless.
[18:14] (Flashback) Lucoa
    Tohru, you should quit the Chaos Faction.
[18:22] Tohru
    I'm the daughter of the Emperor of Demise,
[18:24] Tohru
    the representative of the Chaos Faction.
[18:27] Tohru
    If his daughter ran from the faction,
[18:28] Tohru
    then my father's position
    would be in jeopardy.
[18:31] (Flashback) Fafnir
    Absurd!
SIGN    Fafnir
[18:32] Fafnir
    If you can't live your life the way you want,
    then you fail as a dragon!
[18:37] (Flashback) Fafnir
    The fact that you were put in that
    position by others must be annoying.
[18:41] (Flashback) Tohru
    Is that how it works?
[18:42] (Flashback) Fafnir
    You may be a dragon,
    but you live too selflessly.
[18:47] (Flashback) Fafnir
    If any stand in the way of what
    you want to do, kill them all.
[18:50] (Flashback) Fafnir
    Even if they're your parents.
[18:53] (Flashback) Fafnir
    That's what dragons do.
[18:55] (Flashback) Tohru
    That's extreme.
[19:02] (Flashback) Elma
    Tohru.
SIGN    Elma
[19:05] Elma
    I can't keep going with you anymore.
[19:09] Elma
    It's over.
[19:10] (Flashback) Tohru
    Yeah.
[19:11] (Flashback) Elma
    Position, huh?
[19:14] (Flashback) Elma
    You do have a point to what you've said,
[19:17] (Flashback) Elma
    and maybe I have been getting
    used by others, too.
[19:21] (Flashback) Elma
    But I don't think that's foolish.
[19:25] (Flashback) Elma
    Prayers are precious,
[19:27] (Flashback) Elma
    which is why it felt good to help humans.
[19:30] (Flashback) Tohru
    You got to eat your fill, too.
[19:35] (Flashback) Elma
    Tohru,
[19:36] (Flashback) Elma
    I was glad you made your own
    decision to travel with me.
[19:50] (Flashback) Tohru
    I couldn't choose anything.
[19:54] (Flashback) Tohru
    I see.
[19:55] Tohru
    I didn't like it,
[19:58] Tohru
    that lack of freedom.
[20:00] Tohru
    I didn't want the Chaos Faction and
    Harmony Faction to fight each other.
[20:04] Tohru
    That wasn't my will.
[20:07] Tohru
    It felt good having a friend
    so close we could fight.
[20:10] Tohru
    I respect my Father,
[20:13] Tohru
    but the chains of being the Emperor
    of Demise's daughter are in the way.
[20:17] Tohru
    I want to live freely.
[20:19] Tohru
    I want to be by myself.
[20:22] Tohru
    I'm a dragon.
[20:24] Tohru
    So, I'll fight and win it for myself.
[20:27] Tohru
    The factions don't matter.
[20:29] Tohru
    This is my personal fight.
[20:31] Tohru
    I'm going to wipe these guys out and
    break all the chains clinging to dragons.
[20:36] Tohru
    I'm going to be free.
[20:38] Tohru
    And then...
[20:39] Tohru
    And then...?
[20:46] Tohru
    I didn't have anything.
[20:49] Tohru
    Once I was all alone, I found
    there was nothing I wanted to do.
[20:54] Tohru
    Being alone, being free, was pretty scary.
[21:10] Tohru
    That's what it was like.
[21:12] Tohru
    Yet while I feared my
    freedom, you took my hand,
[21:16] Tohru
    and gently pulled me close.
[21:20] Kobayashi
    I see.
[21:22] Kobayashi
    It's similar to how I had nothing I wanted
    to do after I came to the big city.
[21:26] Tohru
    I know now, though.
[21:28] Kobayashi
    Huh?
[21:30] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi,
[21:34] Tohru
    I wanted to be a maid.
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[23:20] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, I heard they'll be launching
    fireworks at the summer festival.
[23:24] Kobayashi
    Yeah, they do.
[23:25] Tohru
    I think my breath would
    be more amazing, though.
[23:28] Kobayashi
    That would turn it into a blood festival.
[23:29] Tohru
    But I hear the sights you see on
    the verge of death are beautiful.
SIGN    Final Episode
SIGN    Life Is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It)
[23:32] Kobayashi
    Why are you competing with them?
SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN    Scorpio
SIGN    You'll Get Messaged By a Troll
SIGN    Lucky Advice
SIGN    Curse Them. Curse Their Predecessors Too,
    And Wipe Out Their Entire Lineage!
SIGN    That sounds incredibly real... Have you been trolled?
SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN    Scorpio.