E11 - Premium Seat (No Extra Charge) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Announcer     It's okay to do this while sitting down. [00:03] Announcer     Now make sure to stretch     out your side muscles. [00:06] Announcer     1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3... SIGN    Crack [00:10] Announcer     Please try not to put too     much effort into it. [00:13] Kobayashi     Not good. [00:14] Kobayashi     The damage is seriously building up. [00:16] Kobayashi     I need to think of something     or I might be in trouble. [00:19] Kobayashi     If I don't, I'll be forced to eat that. [00:22] Kobayashi     Take it away. [00:24] Tohru     Huh? [01:56] Kobayashi     Wow, there are all kinds     of relaxation devices. SIGN    Premium Massage Chair SIGN    Massage Pillow SIGN    Soft and Fluffy SIGN    Very Plush SIGN    Kneading Chair SIGN    Massaging Rollers SIGN    Shoulder Massage Fit [02:01] Kobayashi     Hmm? What's this? SIGN    Any place, Any time SIGN    3 Settings [02:03] Kobayashi     You use it like this? SIGN    Double Points When You Buy Both As a Set SIGN    Back Muscle Strengthening Belt Makes It 10x Effective! SIGN    Super Spine 2 SIGN    New Model On the Market! SIGN    Relaxation Mode Hard Mode Super Hard Mode Adjustable Stages! [02:06] Kobayashi     This looks good, too. SIGN    Works On Stiff, Knotted Shoulders! SIGN    You Can Count On Improved Blood Flow As it Stimulates Key Points! SIGN    Soft Cushion Type [02:08] Kobayashi     That might be good, as well. [02:09] Kobayashi     And this one... [02:10] Kobayashi     That, too. [02:11] Kobayashi     That one, too. [02:12] Kobayashi     They're all... SIGN    Several Days Later [02:12] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, [02:14] Tohru     what are you going to do with     this mountain of devices? [02:18] Kobayashi     I'll use them all. [02:20] Tohru     Will you really? [02:21] Tohru     You've never used this one at all, you know? [02:24] Kobayashi     I'll use it one day. [02:25] Ilulu     Want me to pound you? [02:27] Ilulu     My grandma often had me pound     her shoulders long ago. [02:31] Kobayashi     Grandma? [02:32] Ilulu     Does that feel good, Kobayashi? [02:34] Kobayashi     It's pretty good, [02:35] Kobayashi     but move your breasts. [02:38] Kanna     Me, too! [02:39] Kobayashi     Sorry. [02:41] Tohru     Me, too! [02:46] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, lately I've been thinking. [02:50] Kobayashi     Hmm? [02:51] Tohru     I'm always thinking about how to serve you, [02:55] Tohru     but that's just pushing my own     feelings onto you, isn't it? [02:58] Tohru     To truly serve you, I think I     need to consider how you feel, [03:02] Tohru     and what you would like me to do. [03:06] Kobayashi     She's suddenly gotten serious. [03:08] Tohru     So— [03:09] Kobayashi     That, still?! [03:10] Kobayashi     You're not sharing my feelings, either! [03:13] Tohru     You're a kind a person and that's     why you won't eat me, isn't it? [03:18] Kobayashi     If only you really understood the reason. [03:21] Tohru     If I really? SIGN    Drunken Dragon's Den [03:24] Tohru     So, I called you fools here since     you work with Miss Kobayashi. [03:29] Both     Be less rude when referring to us. [03:32] Takiya     Kobayashi-san's lower back, huh? [03:35] Takiya     It's true she's been working a lot lately. [03:38] Elma     Our sales team is talented, but— [03:40] Tohru     Enough with the business talk. [03:42] Elma     Then, there is one thing I've noticed. [03:45] Tohru     What's that? [03:46] Elma     Miss Kobayashi has bad posture. [03:48] Tohru     What does that have to do     with her lower back hurting? [03:50] Elma     Well, humans' backs get hurt just     from sitting with bad posture. [03:56] Tohru     What?! [03:57] Takiya     It would be good to get     a different chair, too. [03:59] Tohru     Chair? [04:00] Takiya     Kobayashi-san uses the     company's office chair. [04:04] Takiya     I've been telling her she     should get a better one. [04:07] Elma     But chairs are expensive. [04:09] Tohru     They're expensive? [04:10] Tohru     Is Miss Kobayashi the type     to buy lots of things [04:13] Tohru     while trying to keep them cheap? [04:15] Takiya     Yeah, she is the type to drink     cheap liquor bit by bit. [04:19] Tohru     She could cure her back if     she just ate my tail, too! [04:24] Elma     No, she'd upset her stomach. [04:25] Tohru     Well, there's something good for     Miss Kobayashi's lower back in our world, [04:30] Tohru     so I'll get it again. [04:31] Takiya     I don't think that's a good idea, is it? [04:35] Takiya     Are you familiar with the story     of eating the food of the dead? [04:39] Takiya     If you eat the meat boiled in     a pot in the land of the dead, [04:43] Takiya     you'll become a resident of that land. [04:46] Tohru     You're saying I'm doing the same thing? [04:48] Elma     A journey to the underworld, huh? [04:50] Elma     Does that make Miss Kobayashi Persephone? [04:52] Takiya     Maybe not quite Persephone, [04:55] Takiya     but she's close to Demophon, isn't she? [04:57] Tohru     Phew. [04:58] Tohru     Some things don't work out, even if     you think it's for the best, huh? [05:02] Tohru     I'll go home and revise my strategy a bit. [05:06] Tohru     Mister Takiya can pay. SIGN    Drunken Dragon's Den [05:09] Elma     Still, I didn't think you'd be so     good at guiding one's point of view. [05:14] Takiya     Well, it's just logic. [05:17] Takiya     When your emotions are heightened,     you can easily overstep. [05:21] Takiya     So, it's concerning. [05:24] Tohru     Mister Takiya was sharp. [05:27] Tohru     Honestly, that hit me a little hard. [05:31] Tohru     I don't see what's wrong     with using all your power [05:34] Tohru     to make someone precious to you happy. [05:38] Tohru     That's what I thought, [05:40] Tohru     but if Miss Kobayashi doesn't want that, [05:42] Tohru     then it's just being meddlesome. [05:45] Tohru     I've been eating the food of this     world without any concern, [05:50] Tohru     and I'm fine with that. [05:52] Tohru     But I want Miss Kobayashi     to remain in this world. [05:58] Tohru     I'm home! [05:59] Kobayashi     Welcome home. [06:02] Tohru     Oh, you're using that? [06:05] Kobayashi     This actually works pretty well. [06:08] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [06:12] Kobayashi     I'm not eating it. [06:13] Tohru     No, please rest your back against it. [06:24] Kobayashi     This one's more effective. [06:28] Tohru     Is this enough for you? [06:31] Kobayashi     Yeah, this is perfect. [06:35] Tohru     So that's all you want? [06:37] Kobayashi     That it is. [06:44] Tohru     All right. I'll do this, then. [06:49] Kobayashi     I'm feeling a lot better. [06:51] Kobayashi     Would you like me to massage you in return? [06:53] Tohru     Huh?! Uhh, my shoulders, then? [06:57] Kobayashi     Oh, because your breasts are heavy? [07:00] Kobayashi     Is it because your breasts are heavy? SIGN    Premium Seat (No Extra Charge) SIGN    Episode 11 [07:07] Kobayashi     What are you writing? [07:10] Tohru     A grimoire for perception blocking and such. [07:12] Kobayashi     Oh, that convenient magic. [07:16] Tohru     I was thinking of teaching     it to Kanna and Ilulu. [07:20] Kobayashi     You really care for your     friends, huh, Tohru. [07:22] Tohru     Oh, all that praise will get     you is my flesh and blood! [07:26] Kobayashi     Don't give me that! [07:27] Tohru     You don't need to be so     bashful, Miss Kobayashi. [07:39] Kobayashi     I knew it... [07:42] Kobayashi     Why do the lines of magic spells [07:44] Kobayashi     and the lines of code in the programming     language we developed in-house... [07:48] Exec     Resemble each other? [07:50] Kobayashi     Yes. [07:51] Exec     That's simple. [07:54] Exec     Because it was developed by us mages. [07:59] Kobayashi     Really? [08:01] Exec     Are you interested in this side of things? [08:05] Exec     If so, then you probably     want to know at this point. [08:08] Kobayashi     Know what? [08:10] Exec     Know why Tohru-sama came to our world. [08:15] Kobayashi     I'll hear that from Tohru herself. [08:17] Exec     Then, how about the     experiences of her family? [08:20] Kobayashi     Huh? SIGN    Emperor of Demise [08:32] Kobayashi     Tohru's father... [08:34] Kobayashi     It's been a while. [08:36] Kobayashi     Why are you here? [08:38] Demise     This man and I are friends. [08:41] Demise     He was telling me all about     how Tohru's been doing. [08:44] Kobayashi     That so? [08:45] Demise     If you've come to this room, [08:48] Demise     that means you're here     to ask something, right? [08:50] Kobayashi     Well, yes... [08:52] Kobayashi     But I'll hear it directly from     Tohru after this, as well. [08:57] Demise     Mhmm, [09:01] Demise     very well. [09:06] Demise     The battle was never-ending. [09:09] Demise     It was nothing more than a long battle     of us occasionally gathering forces, [09:12] Demise     clashing against them,     and wearing ourselves out. [09:17] Demise     The reason we fought was to defeat the gods [09:20] Demise     and restore the world to a     state without any conductors. [09:24] Demise     We bared our fangs because we hated     the thought of being controlled, [09:29] Demise     and we tried to seize our freedom. [09:34] Demise     At first, all dragons were     unified behind that. [09:37] Demise     But as it drew on, some changed     sides and sided with the gods, [09:42] Demise     and we saw some grow sick of the fighting     and refuse to take part on either side. [09:48] Demise     Now those are called the Harmony     Faction and the Spectator Faction [09:54] Demise     and, because of that, [09:57] Demise     we too came to be called the Chaos Faction... [10:01] Demise     those who would plunge      the world into chaos. [10:06] Demise     We would fight for several centuries, [10:09] Demise     then wait several centuries     to build up our forces. [10:12] Demise     While all of that was     happening, I had a child. [10:17] Demise     Her name was Tohru. [10:20] Demise     Her name comes from an     author from this world. [10:24] Kobayashi     You named Tohru after a     human from our world? [10:30] Demise     Indeed, I did. [10:32] Demise     And long ago this man here     used his clairvoyance [10:37] Demise     to read that book from the future     and sell it across our world. [10:42] Demise     It's what you would call plagiarism. [10:45] Exec     The copyright to an author's works     disappears with time after their death, right? [10:49] Exec     So it's not a problem if I sell it in another     world well before the book is ever written. [10:55] Exec     I can't live without funds for my research. [10:58] Kobayashi     Director... [11:01] Demise     Humans... [11:03] Demise     At the time I didn't think anything of them. [11:07] Demise     They occasionally did amusing things     or created interesting things. [11:12] Demise     That's all I thought of them. [11:16] Demise     There were some among them     who worshiped the gods, [11:17] Woman     Behold! [11:20] Demise     but they were nothing compared     to dragons as an opposing force. [11:22] Woman     Witness the grand figure     of the lord who guides us! [11:25] Demise     That's why I ignored them, [11:29] Demise     but it became a different     story when the humans [11:33] Demise     joined forces with the Harmony Faction. [11:35] Demise     Those in the Chaos Faction     began spreading the idea [11:39] Demise     that humans were an evil we should destroy. [11:43] (Flashback) Tohru     Father, Father, what kind     of creatures are humans? [11:48] (Flashback) Demise     They're nothing but evil. [11:50] (Flashback) Demise     They should be destroyed. [11:53] Demise     I thought I had to go along with the     faction lest Tohru be persecuted. [11:59] Tohru     Perish, rock! [12:00] Demise     Tohru was stuck in the framework of dragon     society from the moment she was born, [12:01] Tohru     Perish! [12:05] Demise     and I also felt I had burdened her with     the fact that she was my daughter. [12:11] Tohru     Perish! [12:13] Demise     Perhaps the part of me which thought that     was a bad thing had been influenced by humans. [12:22] Demise     So, I decided to let Tohru act freely. [12:27] Demise     I wanted her to visit all kinds of places, [12:29] Demise     interact with all kinds of things,     and develop her own ideas. [12:34] Demise     Tohru learned anything she was     interested in without bias. [12:39] Demise     I thought that she would     eventually come to question [12:42] Demise     the Chaos Faction's contempt toward humans. [12:47] Demise     But Tohru lost control. [12:50] Kobayashi     Lost control? [12:51] Demise     She stormed the gods' camp all alone. [12:58] Demise     There, she was deeply wounded and     then she escaped into this world. [13:03] Kobayashi     And that's when she met me. [13:06] Demise     Yes. [13:08] Demise     Though I was surprised, too. [13:10] Demise     I never even imagined such strong bonds     could form between humans and dragons. [13:18] Kobayashi     But why did Tohru do such a thing? [13:22] Demise     Tohru wanted to end the fighting     more than anyone else. [13:29] Demise     "If I crush the gods,     the fighting will end." [13:33] Demise     That must be what she thought. [13:40] Kobayashi     Heavy. [13:42] Kobayashi     This is damn heavy. [13:45] Demise     That's the general overview. [13:47] Demise     You'll have to ask Tohru if you want     to know her feelings in detail. [13:52] Kobayashi     Please tell me one thing. [13:54] Demise     What's that? [13:56] Kobayashi     When I met Tohru, she said     she was all alone now. [14:01] Kobayashi     What do you think she meant by that? [14:04] Demise     All alone? [14:06] Demise     Well, I can hardly surmise Tohru's feelings. [14:11] Demise     To speak from a human's point of view,      I would be a bad father. [14:14] Kobayashi     I think you're one of     the better ones, though. [14:17] Demise     Tohru's battle was not the will     of any faction, only her own. [14:22] Demise     She fought of her own volition. [14:26] Demise     Just as every dragon did     when it all first started. [14:31] Demise     Well, I should go. [14:38] Demise     I'll also say this: [14:40] Demise     I'll never approve of you two. [14:45] Kobayashi     Y-Yes. [14:48] Exec     Despite what you may think, [14:51] Exec     he's made several arrangements     with the God of this world for her. [14:54] Kobayashi     Wow. [14:55] Demise     Make sure you take proper care of     Tohru until your lifespan runs out. [15:02] Kobayashi     Oh, yes, I'll watch over her. [15:31] Kobayashi     I'm home. [15:33] Tohru     Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi. [15:36] Kobayashi     Your father came to our     company today, Tohru. [15:40] Kobayashi     I heard about what happened     before you came here from him. [15:44] Kobayashi     So, if you'd be okay with it that is, [15:49] Kobayashi     I'm curious to hear why you came here. [15:53] Kobayashi     It would be nice if you could tell me yourself,     whenever you feel like talking about it. [16:02] Kobayashi     No, you don't have to force yourself. [16:05] Kobayashi     If you don't want to talk about it,     that's fine, too. Honestly. [16:13] Tohru     You want to know? [16:15] Kobayashi     Yeah. [16:17] (Flashback) Tohru     Magic to look like a human? [16:23] Dragon     You succeeded on the first try? SIGN    Tohru [16:26] (Flashback) Dragon     You really are a genius. [16:29] (Flashback) Dragon     Your father said you should     go visit all kinds of places. [16:34] (Flashback) Dragon     Heh, does the Emperor of Demise want     his daughter to become a Spectator? [16:42] Tohru     That was how I started my journey. [16:49] Tohru     Humans were everywhere I went. [16:53] (Flashback) Tohru     People are so foolish. [16:55] (Flashback) Tohru     They're fighting today, as well. [16:57] (Flashback) Tohru     They're always fighting over     things like land or authority. [17:02] (Flashback) Tohru     Though, they do create all     kinds of interesting things. [17:06] Tohru     That was my impression as a dragon. SIGN    Kanna Kamui [17:12] Kanna     Wady Toohu. [17:14] (Flashback) Tohru     I'm Tohru... [17:15] (Flashback) Kanna     Tohu? [17:17] (Flashback) Tohru     That's close enough. [17:19] (Flashback) Tohru     But... Kanna, was it? Why do you     use magic to become human? [17:24] (Flashback) Kanna     I can do lots of detailed     things with human hands. [17:28] (Flashback) Kanna     Like pranks. [17:32] (Flashback) Tohru     The previous Kanna Kamui? [17:35] (Flashback) Tohru     What kind of pranks? [17:37] (Flashback) Kanna     Collecting bugs and surprises! [17:39] (Flashback) Tohru     That's childish. [17:46] (Flashback) Kanna     I want attention. [17:51] (Flashback) Tohru     They probably didn't have time,     with preparations for battle. [17:54] (Flashback) Tohru     Even though they usually only clash     once every few centuries, if at all. [18:00] (Flashback) Lucoa     I don't like fighting. [18:02] Tohru     You're a coward, Quetzalcoatl. SIGN    Quetzalcoatl [18:05] (Flashback) Tohru     You're so strong, but you won't     participate in any battles. [18:08] (Flashback) Lucoa     I hate fighting. [18:10] (Flashback) Lucoa     Looking in from the outside,     it's all so pointless. [18:14] (Flashback) Lucoa     Tohru, you should quit the Chaos Faction. [18:22] Tohru     I'm the daughter of the Emperor of Demise, [18:24] Tohru     the representative of the Chaos Faction. [18:27] Tohru     If his daughter ran from the faction, [18:28] Tohru     then my father's position     would be in jeopardy. [18:31] (Flashback) Fafnir     Absurd! SIGN    Fafnir [18:32] Fafnir     If you can't live your life the way you want,     then you fail as a dragon! [18:37] (Flashback) Fafnir     The fact that you were put in that     position by others must be annoying. [18:41] (Flashback) Tohru     Is that how it works? [18:42] (Flashback) Fafnir     You may be a dragon,     but you live too selflessly. [18:47] (Flashback) Fafnir     If any stand in the way of what     you want to do, kill them all. [18:50] (Flashback) Fafnir     Even if they're your parents. [18:53] (Flashback) Fafnir     That's what dragons do. [18:55] (Flashback) Tohru     That's extreme. [19:02] (Flashback) Elma     Tohru. SIGN    Elma [19:05] Elma     I can't keep going with you anymore. [19:09] Elma     It's over. [19:10] (Flashback) Tohru     Yeah. [19:11] (Flashback) Elma     Position, huh? [19:14] (Flashback) Elma     You do have a point to what you've said, [19:17] (Flashback) Elma     and maybe I have been getting     used by others, too. [19:21] (Flashback) Elma     But I don't think that's foolish. [19:25] (Flashback) Elma     Prayers are precious, [19:27] (Flashback) Elma     which is why it felt good to help humans. [19:30] (Flashback) Tohru     You got to eat your fill, too. [19:35] (Flashback) Elma     Tohru, [19:36] (Flashback) Elma     I was glad you made your own     decision to travel with me. [19:50] (Flashback) Tohru     I couldn't choose anything. [19:54] (Flashback) Tohru     I see. [19:55] Tohru     I didn't like it, [19:58] Tohru     that lack of freedom. [20:00] Tohru     I didn't want the Chaos Faction and     Harmony Faction to fight each other. [20:04] Tohru     That wasn't my will. [20:07] Tohru     It felt good having a friend     so close we could fight. [20:10] Tohru     I respect my Father, [20:13] Tohru     but the chains of being the Emperor     of Demise's daughter are in the way. [20:17] Tohru     I want to live freely. [20:19] Tohru     I want to be by myself. [20:22] Tohru     I'm a dragon. [20:24] Tohru     So, I'll fight and win it for myself. [20:27] Tohru     The factions don't matter. [20:29] Tohru     This is my personal fight. [20:31] Tohru     I'm going to wipe these guys out and     break all the chains clinging to dragons. [20:36] Tohru     I'm going to be free. [20:38] Tohru     And then... [20:39] Tohru     And then...? [20:46] Tohru     I didn't have anything. [20:49] Tohru     Once I was all alone, I found     there was nothing I wanted to do. [20:54] Tohru     Being alone, being free, was pretty scary. [21:10] Tohru     That's what it was like. [21:12] Tohru     Yet while I feared my     freedom, you took my hand, [21:16] Tohru     and gently pulled me close. [21:20] Kobayashi     I see. [21:22] Kobayashi     It's similar to how I had nothing I wanted     to do after I came to the big city. [21:26] Tohru     I know now, though. [21:28] Kobayashi     Huh? [21:30] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, [21:34] Tohru     I wanted to be a maid. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:20] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, I heard they'll be launching     fireworks at the summer festival. [23:24] Kobayashi     Yeah, they do. [23:25] Tohru     I think my breath would     be more amazing, though. [23:28] Kobayashi     That would turn it into a blood festival. [23:29] Tohru     But I hear the sights you see on     the verge of death are beautiful. SIGN    Final Episode SIGN    Life Is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It) [23:32] Kobayashi     Why are you competing with them? SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Scorpio SIGN    You'll Get Messaged By a Troll SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    Curse Them. Curse Their Predecessors Too,     And Wipe Out Their Entire Lineage! SIGN    That sounds incredibly real... Have you been trolled? SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Scorpio.