E8 - New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?)

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[00:10] Kanna
    Kobayashi!
[00:11] K
    Hmm?
[00:12] Kanna
    Here.
SIGN    Field Trip Notice
[00:16] K
    A lunchbox?
[00:18] Kanna
    Yeah. Field trip, next week.
[00:22] K
    Oh?
[00:23] Kanna
    Make one!
[00:25] K
    Sure. What kind of lunch would you like?
[00:28] Tohru
    Oh, don't worry, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:30] Tohru
    I'll do that.
[00:32] Tohru
    I'm better at it.
[00:36] K
    Oh? Is that so?
[00:38] T
    Yes. I'm the best!
[00:41] K
    Hah! I'm better than the best.
[00:44] Tohru
    I'm even better than that.
[00:47] K
    Oh? Look at you talk, Tohru.
[00:54] T
    Seems like we'll have to settle this.
[00:59] K
    Don't underestimate the master
    of the house, Tohru!
[01:05] Kanna
    What's happening now?
[01:09] Both
    Field trip...
[01:11] Both
    lunch...
[01:17] Both
    competition! Three round match!
SIGN    Field Trip Lunch Competition Three Round Match!!
SIGN    - The Next Day -
SIGN    Commentator Judge Head Judge
SIGN    Commentator Judge Head Judge
[02:56] K
    You guys even prepared this set?
[03:02] Fafnir
    You'll each be making three dishes:
    a salad, a meat course, and a dessert.
[03:06] Fafnir
    Use all your skills and entertain me!
[03:10] K
    What is your character even
    supposed to be anymore?
[03:13] Lucoa
    The ingredients are your choice.
[03:15] Lucoa
    Stay within budget as you
    make your decisions.
[03:18] Lucoa
    Be sure not to strain
    Miss Kobayashi's wallet.
[03:23] K
    Hey!
[03:23] Lucoa
    Now then...
[03:27] Lucoa
    Begin!
[03:30] Lucoa
    They're both driven to win.
[03:32] Kanna
    Kobayashi's into it.
SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District
SIGN    Fresh Vegetables
SIGN    Vegetables, Fruits
SIGN    Vegetables, Fruits
SIGN    Oboro Tomatoes On Sale!
SIGN    Oboro Tomatoes
    Sweet Tomatoes!
SIGN    Meat
[03:49] Tohru
    Done!
[03:51] Lucoa
    First dish, complete!
[03:54] Lucoa
    Contestant Kobayashi's appears
    to just be cherry tomatoes.
[03:59] T
    Did you throw the match?!
[04:01] T
    Mine's a seafood and paprika Caesar salad!
[04:05] T
    There's no comparing the two.
[04:07] Fafnir
    Yeah, there's no need to compare them.
[04:10] Fafnir
    The winner of the first round is Kobayashi.
[04:13] T
    Wh-What?!
[04:18] T
    I can't accept that!
[04:19] T
    How did my special salad lose
    to these cherry tomatoes?!
[04:22] ---
    Here.
[04:24] Lucoa
    Allow me to explain.
[04:27] Lucoa
    That's because you didn't
    understand what a lunchbox is,
[04:33] Lucoa
    Contestant Tohru.
[04:34] Lucoa
    The amount you prepared
[04:37] Lucoa
    is too much!
SIGN    Shock!
[04:50] T
    I'll win next round!
[04:53] L
    Tohru.
[04:53] F
    Tohru.
[04:53] Kanna
    Lady Tohru.
[04:55] K
    Huh?! Bacon and eggs don't work?!
SIGN    Head Judge
[04:57] Kanna
    Hamburger's better.
[04:58] K
    But bacon and eggs are delicious, right?
[05:01] Kanna
    Hamburger's better!
SIGN    Head Judge
[05:03] K
    They're no good.
[05:04] K
    I often asked my parents
    to make them though...
[05:08] F
    Last is the dessert round.
[05:10] F
    Something in a cup, or a fruit, would work.
[05:13] F
    You're to bring one item that isn't cooked.
[05:15] K
    Yes.
[05:18] L
    Tohru.
[05:20] L
    This is unusual, isn't it?
[05:23] L
    For you and Miss Kobayashi to fight.
[05:27] T
    It is...
[05:29] T
    Why did I...?
[05:34] T
    I'm heading off.
[05:35] L
    Take care.
[05:38] F
    This is deplorable.
[05:41] L
    What's so bad?
[05:43] L
    I'm happy to see Tohru like this.
[05:47] T
    What should I bring for the third dish?
[05:51] T
    But I'm going to win!
[05:54] T
    Because...
[05:55] T
    Because!
[06:09] L
    This fight only happened because
    you've grown so close to each other.
[06:13] K
    Hmm?
[06:15] L
    Maybe I should call it pro-wrestling?
[06:18] K
    Every now and then is fine.
[06:22] K
    She may be a maid,
[06:24] K
    but she can be my friend, too.
[06:28] F
    Are you saying you and a
    dragon are equals, human?!
[06:36] K
    Yeah.
[06:39] K
    At least, Tohru and I both feel that way.
SIGN    Mini Jellies
[06:42] K
    That's why we fought today.
[06:45] K
    Huh?
[06:46] K
    Is Tohru still gone?
[06:51] F
    Close enough to fight, huh?
[06:55] F
    Hmph.
[06:56] F
    Disgusting.
[07:04] T
    I'm back!
[07:06] T
    Huh? Miss Kobayashi?
[07:08] K
    You're late.
[07:08] T
    I'm sorry.
[07:12] T
    I won't lose!
[07:14] K
    Yeah. I'm not going to lose either.
[07:16] T
    Oh, I need to take off my shoes.
[07:22] L
    Third round complete!
SIGN    Orange
[07:28] K
    What's that?
[07:30] T
    Oh, would you like some?
[07:31] K
    Sure.
[07:36] K
    It's good!
[07:37] K
    What's this? Where do they sell it?
[07:39] T
    Th-The shopping district, I guess?
[07:42] L
    She's done it now.
[07:44] F
    Yeah.
[07:45] K
    Wow, a fruit?
[07:47] K
    It's my first time seeing this.
[07:50] T
    I've won this round!
[07:55] K
    Hm?
[08:01] F
    Items from the other world
    are against the rules.
[08:09] K
    T-Tohru!
[08:20] K
    Whew, thanks for the meal.
[08:23] T
    Sure!
[08:24] K
    Even after everything,
    your food's still delicious, Tohru.
[08:27] T
    Jeez, you flatterer.
[08:30] T
    There's dessert, too.
[08:35] K
    What's wrong, Tohru?
[08:54] Elma
    Who would've thought I'd
    find you hiding out here...
[08:58] Elma
    Tohru!
SIGN    Elma
[09:01] K
    Our room...
[09:02] Elma
    Have you forgotten the laws?!
[09:04] Elma
    Dragons disrupt the order of this world!
[09:07] Elma
    You're returning with me!
[09:08] T
    Hmph, I see you're as damn stiff,
    strict, and persistent as ever.
[09:13] T
    I'm not going back.
[09:16] Kanna
    Lady Tohru and Lady Elma
    are on very bad terms.
[09:20] K
    Oh?
[09:21] Kanna
    Like cats and dogs.
[09:23] K
    Oh, did you learn that idiom at school?
[09:25] K
    Good girl.
[09:29] K
    They look like they're about to explode
    any second, but will things be okay?
[09:34] Kanna
    Last time they fought
[09:35] Kanna
    three islands disappeared.
[09:38] K
    That's dangerous!
[09:40] Elma
    Our power's equal,
[09:43] Elma
    but this time I'll settle the score.
[09:48] K
    I can't believe she can calmly let her
    stomach growl in this tense situation.
[09:52] K
    Dragons are imp—
[09:54] K
    Or maybe not. She looks embarrassed.
SIGN    Blush
[09:58] Elma
    You've being very distracting, human!
[10:01] K
    That's quite the attitude from
    someone who just destroyed my home.
[10:06] K
    Please follow our laws before you
    try protecting order in this world.
[10:10] Elma
    Huh? Oh, um...
[10:10] K
    Even Tohru wouldn't do something like this.
[10:14] K
    Probably.
[10:14] Elma
    I'm sorry!
[10:16] Elma
    Wait, why am I the one apologizing?!
[10:20] K
    She's easily influenced.
[10:21] K
    Hey, she doesn't seem like a bad person,
     so why don't you get along?
[10:26] T
    We're from different factions.
[10:28] T
    Not all dragons are united in thought.
[10:31] T
    There's the harmony faction
    that values law and order,
[10:33] T
    the chaos faction that yearns
    for chaos and destruction,
[10:37] T
    and the spectating faction that doesn't
    work with either group or each other.
[10:40] K
    Wow.
[10:41] T
    So Elma belongs to the harmony faction,
    and I'm with the chaos faction,
[10:45] T
    so we oppose each other.
[10:47] K
    So you're one of the villains.
[10:50] T
    No, that's not true.
[10:52] T
    I'm a good dragon,
    on my best behavior in this world.
[10:55] K
    That sounded forced.
[10:57] Elma
    Anyway!
[10:58] Elma
    I'm taking you home, Tohru!
[11:00] Elma
    By force, if I have to!
[11:02] Elma
    Try it!
[11:03] Elma
    I'll eliminate you from
    this world without a trace!
[11:07] K
    Take this somewhere else!
[11:11] T
    I've prepared another dimension,
    so we'll do this there.
[11:15] T
    What's wrong?
[11:18] Elma
    Nothing.
[11:19] Elma
    I'm surprised to see the fiendish
    Tohru listening to a human.
[11:22] Elma
    What in the world happened?
[11:26] Elma
    Hurry up!
[11:29] K
    Ah!
[11:29] K
    You cheated!
[11:31] T
    I simply respected order like she said.
[11:34] T
    It was a peaceful resolution.
[11:36] T
    Now, now, time to fix what she destroyed.
[11:40] K
    By the way, where'd you send her?
[11:43] T
    The field Kanna and I played in before.
[11:48] Elma
    Where am I?
SIGN    - The Next Day -
[11:53] E
    How dare you trick me!
[11:55] T
    You're back again?
[11:56] Elma
    I can't believe you sent
    me to another continent!
[11:58] T
    Let's stop this.
[12:00] T
    I'm happy as long as I can quietly
    be a maid in this world.
[12:05] K
    Tohru? What's going on?
[12:07] T
    Would you please understand?
[12:08] Elma
    Like I'd believe you!
[12:10] Elma
    You're planning to take over
    this world, aren't you?!
[12:13] T
    I'm—
[12:13] Elma
    Be quiet!
[12:14] Elma
    I will take you—
[12:17] K
    Oh, my.
[12:20] K
    Haven't you eaten anything since yesterday?
[12:23] Elma
    I-I'm not from this world,
    so I can't interfere...
SIGN    Cream Bread
[12:32] K
    Oh, something like this should be all right.
[12:35] K
    Here, want some? It's cream bread.
[12:37] Elma
    W-Well, I'll kindly take you up on the
    offer to help restore my strength.
[12:49] Elma
    What's this?!
[12:50] Elma
    What is this? This is super good!
[12:52] Elma
    It's melting in my mouth!
[12:56] Elma
    All right! I'm energized now!
[12:57] Elma
    Time for our rematch, Tohru!
[13:00] T
    If you leave, I'll give you all of these.
SIGN    Cream Bread
[13:05] Elma
    Sorry for the intrusion!
[13:22] Shouta
    Huge balls are...
[13:25] Shouta
    balls are...!
[13:31] ---
    
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?)
[13:41] K
    Hm?
[13:42] K
    Huh?
[13:44] Elma
    I'll be working with you starting today.
[13:46] Elma
    My name is Joui Elma.
[13:49] Elma
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[13:51] K
    No way!
[13:52] K
    Wh-What's going on? Why are you here?
[13:55] Elma
    I could ask you the same, human.
SIGN    Emergency Exit
[13:58] K
    This is where I work.
[14:00] K
    Hmm?
[14:01] K
    So this is just a coincidence? Why?
[14:04] Elma
    I-I'm investigating.
[14:06] Elma
    I'm investigating the cultural
    standards to see if beings from
[14:09] Elma
    the other world really can integrate here.
[14:11] K
    I see.
[14:12] K
    She did say you were with
    the harmony faction.
[14:15] K
    But hey, can you do this job?
[14:18] K
    You can't use magic, you know.
[14:20] Elma
    Silly question!
[14:22] Elma
    There's no way I can't do human labor.
[14:25] Elma
    Just watch me.
[14:29] Elma
    What the heck is this?
[14:30] Elma
    I can't understand any of it.
[14:32] Elma
    What is this box?
[14:33] Elma
    What is everyone doing with them?
[14:36] Elma
    Oh? Something popped up.
[14:38] K
    Then you do this.
[14:40] Elma
    Oh!
[14:42] K
    Then push this.
[14:45] Elma
    Human, you do some pretty difficult work.
[14:49] Elma
    But I've memorized romanized
    character input or whatever, too,
[14:53] Elma
    so I won't stay behind anymore!
[14:55] K
    That so?
[14:56] Elma
    Now then, when will I earn
    my pay for today's work?
[15:00] K
    Oh, uh, a month from now.
[15:03] Elma
    I can't receive it tomorrow?
[15:06] K
    No. We total out at the end of
    the month, and today's the first.
[15:10] K
    Oh?
[15:12] Elma
    What do I do for rent and food?
[15:15] K
    Well, if you commute from the other world...
[15:18] K
    Oh, could it be that you can't go back?
[15:21] K
    Ah...
[15:23] Elma
    I don't possess enough power to
    open the gate between worlds.
SIGN    She came through the gate Tohru opened.
[15:28] K
    I thought your power was equal to Tohru's?
[15:31] Elma
    I'm just as strong.
[15:32] Elma
    But we were born different.
[15:34] K
    Hmm.
[15:35] K
    Oh, wait.
SIGN    Takiguchi Butchery
[15:40] K
    Here.
[15:41] K
    Well, I'm sure you've got a lot
    on your plate, but hang in there.
[15:44] K
    If you're going to be working with me,
    I'll have you learn a lot more.
[15:49] Elma
    You have my gratitude.
[15:53] K
    Those are hot, so be careful.
[15:55] K
    Later.
[16:01] Elma
    So good!
[16:07] K
    I guess I should keep quiet
    about meeting Elma today.
[16:11] K
    I'm home!
[16:12] T
    Welcome home!
[16:14] T
    For tonight's dinner...
[16:18] K
    What? What?
[16:20] T
    There's a strange smell on you.
[16:22] K
    A dog?
[16:23] T
    It's a dragon!
[16:25] T
    Are you secretly cheating on me?!
[16:27] K
    I'm not! Today at work...
[16:29] T
    An office romance?!
[16:31] K
    You've picked up another weird phrase.
[16:44] Shouta
    Can't breathe...
[16:46] Shouta
    Can't breathe...
[16:54] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi!
[16:56] Elma
    Thanks for your work today!
[16:58] K
    Thanks to you, too.
[16:59] K
    You've learned a lot about
    PC operation, huh, Elma?
[17:02] Elma
    Leave it to me!
[17:04] Elma
    I'll prove myself useful at this job.
[17:06] K
    Well, you've still got a ways to go.
[17:08] Elma
    Oh, Miss Kobayashi, sweet chestnuts!
[17:10] Elma
    Let's have some sweet
    chestnuts on the way home!
[17:12] Elma
    They're delicious!
[17:14] K
    Sure, sure.
[17:15] T
    Why, you...
SIGN    - Sunday -
[17:19] K
    It's been a while since my last day off.
[17:22] K
    I want to take it easy today.
[17:23] T
    Yes, yes, pardon me.
[17:26] T
    I'll clean everything so you can enjoy your
    day off in a clean room, Miss Kobayashi!
[17:32] K
    Huh?
SIGN    Kobayashi Kanna
[17:34] K
    I'm grateful for that, but...
[17:36] K
    What are you doing?
[17:43] T
    How's that?!
[17:44] T
    When I get serious,
     I can make a room spotless of all dust!
[17:52] T
    It's brand new, as if Shiva passed through!
[17:54] K
    Even the furniture's...
[17:56] T
    A space for relaxation
    doesn't need any of that!
[17:59] T
    Please enjoy sleeping to your heart's
    content in this spacious room!
[18:04] K
    As if I can!
[18:05] K
    Put it all back!
[18:08] K
    Good grief.
[18:09] Kanna
    Kobayashi.
[18:12] Kanna
    I'm hungry.
[18:13] K
    Oh, all right.
[18:15] K
    Let's have breakfast.
[18:16] T
    Hold it right there!
[18:18] T
    I'll make breakfast,
[18:20] T
    be it a full course meal
    or an imperial feast!
[18:22] T
    Oh, shall I slaughter a cow?
[18:25] K
    Let me have a light breakfast.
[18:27] T
    Understood!
[18:29] T
    Done!
[18:31] T
    Sandwiches!
[18:32] Both
    Oh!
[18:33] K
    They look good.
[18:34] K
    What meat's in—
[18:37] K
    Tohru.
[18:39] K
    Show me your butt!
[18:40] T
    You want me to satisfy your lust,
     not just your appetite?!
[18:44] K
    Are you an idiot?!
[18:45] T
    Yes.
[18:46] K
    I knew it.
[18:47] K
    Tail, again?
[18:53] K
    What's going on?
[18:56] T
    What do you mean?
[18:58] K
    You're oddly gung-ho.
[19:02] T
    You can't tell?
[19:04] K
    I can't.
[19:06] K
    You're spinning your wheels though.
[19:08] K
    It's like you've reverted to how you
     were when you first came to me.
[19:14] T
    Oh, coming.
[19:15] K
    Oh, it's fine. I'll get it.
[19:18] K
    Coming.
[19:19] Elma
    Miss Kobayashi! Good morning!
[19:22] K
    Elma?
[19:23] K
    What are you here for?
[19:25] Elma
    Well, you know.
[19:26] Elma
    You're always helping me out.
[19:28] Elma
    So I brought something to thank you.
[19:30] K
    What's this?
[19:31] Elma
    A protective charm.
[19:33] Elma
    It turned out well, so.
[19:35] K
    Wow, it's handmade? Thanks.
[19:39] K
    Ah...
[19:40] K
    So that's it.
[19:41] Elma
    Oh! Tohru!
[19:43] Elma
    Today I'm taking you ba—
[19:45] Tohru
    Be gone, Elma!
[20:02] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi.
[20:07] Tohru
    I'm selfish.
[20:11] Tohru
    Even so, I'm holding back
    and putting up with it a lot.
[20:17] T
    Yet, you're being mean.
[20:20] T
    I work hard too,
[20:21] T
    wanting lots and lots of praise.
[20:25] T
    Wanting you to pet my head a bit.
[20:34] K
    Tohru.
[20:36] K
    I'm not used to being wanted.
[20:40] K
    That's never happened to me before.
[20:44] K
    I don't have a clue what to do about it.
[20:47] K
    Often I think human relationships
    are just confusing.
[20:52] K
    Sometimes I even put distance
    between myself and others.
[20:56] K
    I've had friends, but never close friends.
[21:03] K
    So here.
[21:06] K
    Well, um...
[21:10] K
    I can't make it any clearer than this.
[21:13] K
    Take the hint, take the hint.
[21:18] T
    Yes, I'll take it.
[21:26] T
    Oh, right.
[21:27] T
    I'll make you a protective charm, too.
[21:29] T
    You'll gain the protection of evil gods!
[21:31] T
    It'll be great!
[21:32] K
    I don't need that.
[21:49] Lucoa
    You're surprisingly forward.
[21:51] Shouta
    I'm not!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:26] E
    Tohru! You're too dangerous!
[23:29] E
    You know that yourself!
[23:30] T
    Elma, you...
[23:31] E
    What?
[23:32] T
    For now, please put down the
    cream bread you're holding.
[23:35] E
    Th-They're good, though!
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[23:37] T
    I don't care.