E8 - New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Kanna     Kobayashi! [00:11] K     Hmm? [00:12] Kanna     Here. SIGN    Field Trip Notice [00:16] K     A lunchbox? [00:18] Kanna     Yeah. Field trip, next week. [00:22] K     Oh? [00:23] Kanna     Make one! [00:25] K     Sure. What kind of lunch would you like? [00:28] Tohru     Oh, don't worry, Miss Kobayashi. [00:30] Tohru     I'll do that. [00:32] Tohru     I'm better at it. [00:36] K     Oh? Is that so? [00:38] T     Yes. I'm the best! [00:41] K     Hah! I'm better than the best. [00:44] Tohru     I'm even better than that. [00:47] K     Oh? Look at you talk, Tohru. [00:54] T     Seems like we'll have to settle this. [00:59] K     Don't underestimate the master     of the house, Tohru! [01:05] Kanna     What's happening now? [01:09] Both     Field trip... [01:11] Both     lunch... [01:17] Both     competition! Three round match! SIGN    Field Trip Lunch Competition Three Round Match!! SIGN    - The Next Day - SIGN    Commentator Judge Head Judge SIGN    Commentator Judge Head Judge [02:56] K     You guys even prepared this set? [03:02] Fafnir     You'll each be making three dishes:     a salad, a meat course, and a dessert. [03:06] Fafnir     Use all your skills and entertain me! [03:10] K     What is your character even     supposed to be anymore? [03:13] Lucoa     The ingredients are your choice. [03:15] Lucoa     Stay within budget as you     make your decisions. [03:18] Lucoa     Be sure not to strain     Miss Kobayashi's wallet. [03:23] K     Hey! [03:23] Lucoa     Now then... [03:27] Lucoa     Begin! [03:30] Lucoa     They're both driven to win. [03:32] Kanna     Kobayashi's into it. SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District SIGN    Fresh Vegetables SIGN    Vegetables, Fruits SIGN    Vegetables, Fruits SIGN    Oboro Tomatoes On Sale! SIGN    Oboro Tomatoes     Sweet Tomatoes! SIGN    Meat [03:49] Tohru     Done! [03:51] Lucoa     First dish, complete! [03:54] Lucoa     Contestant Kobayashi's appears     to just be cherry tomatoes. [03:59] T     Did you throw the match?! [04:01] T     Mine's a seafood and paprika Caesar salad! [04:05] T     There's no comparing the two. [04:07] Fafnir     Yeah, there's no need to compare them. [04:10] Fafnir     The winner of the first round is Kobayashi. [04:13] T     Wh-What?! [04:18] T     I can't accept that! [04:19] T     How did my special salad lose     to these cherry tomatoes?! [04:22] ---     Here. [04:24] Lucoa     Allow me to explain. [04:27] Lucoa     That's because you didn't     understand what a lunchbox is, [04:33] Lucoa     Contestant Tohru. [04:34] Lucoa     The amount you prepared [04:37] Lucoa     is too much! SIGN    Shock! [04:50] T     I'll win next round! [04:53] L     Tohru. [04:53] F     Tohru. [04:53] Kanna     Lady Tohru. [04:55] K     Huh?! Bacon and eggs don't work?! SIGN    Head Judge [04:57] Kanna     Hamburger's better. [04:58] K     But bacon and eggs are delicious, right? [05:01] Kanna     Hamburger's better! SIGN    Head Judge [05:03] K     They're no good. [05:04] K     I often asked my parents     to make them though... [05:08] F     Last is the dessert round. [05:10] F     Something in a cup, or a fruit, would work. [05:13] F     You're to bring one item that isn't cooked. [05:15] K     Yes. [05:18] L     Tohru. [05:20] L     This is unusual, isn't it? [05:23] L     For you and Miss Kobayashi to fight. [05:27] T     It is... [05:29] T     Why did I...? [05:34] T     I'm heading off. [05:35] L     Take care. [05:38] F     This is deplorable. [05:41] L     What's so bad? [05:43] L     I'm happy to see Tohru like this. [05:47] T     What should I bring for the third dish? [05:51] T     But I'm going to win! [05:54] T     Because... [05:55] T     Because! [06:09] L     This fight only happened because     you've grown so close to each other. [06:13] K     Hmm? [06:15] L     Maybe I should call it pro-wrestling? [06:18] K     Every now and then is fine. [06:22] K     She may be a maid, [06:24] K     but she can be my friend, too. [06:28] F     Are you saying you and a     dragon are equals, human?! [06:36] K     Yeah. [06:39] K     At least, Tohru and I both feel that way. SIGN    Mini Jellies [06:42] K     That's why we fought today. [06:45] K     Huh? [06:46] K     Is Tohru still gone? [06:51] F     Close enough to fight, huh? [06:55] F     Hmph. [06:56] F     Disgusting. [07:04] T     I'm back! [07:06] T     Huh? Miss Kobayashi? [07:08] K     You're late. [07:08] T     I'm sorry. [07:12] T     I won't lose! [07:14] K     Yeah. I'm not going to lose either. [07:16] T     Oh, I need to take off my shoes. [07:22] L     Third round complete! SIGN    Orange [07:28] K     What's that? [07:30] T     Oh, would you like some? [07:31] K     Sure. [07:36] K     It's good! [07:37] K     What's this? Where do they sell it? [07:39] T     Th-The shopping district, I guess? [07:42] L     She's done it now. [07:44] F     Yeah. [07:45] K     Wow, a fruit? [07:47] K     It's my first time seeing this. [07:50] T     I've won this round! [07:55] K     Hm? [08:01] F     Items from the other world     are against the rules. [08:09] K     T-Tohru! [08:20] K     Whew, thanks for the meal. [08:23] T     Sure! [08:24] K     Even after everything,     your food's still delicious, Tohru. [08:27] T     Jeez, you flatterer. [08:30] T     There's dessert, too. [08:35] K     What's wrong, Tohru? [08:54] Elma     Who would've thought I'd     find you hiding out here... [08:58] Elma     Tohru! SIGN    Elma [09:01] K     Our room... [09:02] Elma     Have you forgotten the laws?! [09:04] Elma     Dragons disrupt the order of this world! [09:07] Elma     You're returning with me! [09:08] T     Hmph, I see you're as damn stiff,     strict, and persistent as ever. [09:13] T     I'm not going back. [09:16] Kanna     Lady Tohru and Lady Elma     are on very bad terms. [09:20] K     Oh? [09:21] Kanna     Like cats and dogs. [09:23] K     Oh, did you learn that idiom at school? [09:25] K     Good girl. [09:29] K     They look like they're about to explode     any second, but will things be okay? [09:34] Kanna     Last time they fought [09:35] Kanna     three islands disappeared. [09:38] K     That's dangerous! [09:40] Elma     Our power's equal, [09:43] Elma     but this time I'll settle the score. [09:48] K     I can't believe she can calmly let her     stomach growl in this tense situation. [09:52] K     Dragons are imp— [09:54] K     Or maybe not. She looks embarrassed. SIGN    Blush [09:58] Elma     You've being very distracting, human! [10:01] K     That's quite the attitude from     someone who just destroyed my home. [10:06] K     Please follow our laws before you     try protecting order in this world. [10:10] Elma     Huh? Oh, um... [10:10] K     Even Tohru wouldn't do something like this. [10:14] K     Probably. [10:14] Elma     I'm sorry! [10:16] Elma     Wait, why am I the one apologizing?! [10:20] K     She's easily influenced. [10:21] K     Hey, she doesn't seem like a bad person,      so why don't you get along? [10:26] T     We're from different factions. [10:28] T     Not all dragons are united in thought. [10:31] T     There's the harmony faction     that values law and order, [10:33] T     the chaos faction that yearns     for chaos and destruction, [10:37] T     and the spectating faction that doesn't     work with either group or each other. [10:40] K     Wow. [10:41] T     So Elma belongs to the harmony faction,     and I'm with the chaos faction, [10:45] T     so we oppose each other. [10:47] K     So you're one of the villains. [10:50] T     No, that's not true. [10:52] T     I'm a good dragon,     on my best behavior in this world. [10:55] K     That sounded forced. [10:57] Elma     Anyway! [10:58] Elma     I'm taking you home, Tohru! [11:00] Elma     By force, if I have to! [11:02] Elma     Try it! [11:03] Elma     I'll eliminate you from     this world without a trace! [11:07] K     Take this somewhere else! [11:11] T     I've prepared another dimension,     so we'll do this there. [11:15] T     What's wrong? [11:18] Elma     Nothing. [11:19] Elma     I'm surprised to see the fiendish     Tohru listening to a human. [11:22] Elma     What in the world happened? [11:26] Elma     Hurry up! [11:29] K     Ah! [11:29] K     You cheated! [11:31] T     I simply respected order like she said. [11:34] T     It was a peaceful resolution. [11:36] T     Now, now, time to fix what she destroyed. [11:40] K     By the way, where'd you send her? [11:43] T     The field Kanna and I played in before. [11:48] Elma     Where am I? SIGN    - The Next Day - [11:53] E     How dare you trick me! [11:55] T     You're back again? [11:56] Elma     I can't believe you sent     me to another continent! [11:58] T     Let's stop this. [12:00] T     I'm happy as long as I can quietly     be a maid in this world. [12:05] K     Tohru? What's going on? [12:07] T     Would you please understand? [12:08] Elma     Like I'd believe you! [12:10] Elma     You're planning to take over     this world, aren't you?! [12:13] T     I'm— [12:13] Elma     Be quiet! [12:14] Elma     I will take you— [12:17] K     Oh, my. [12:20] K     Haven't you eaten anything since yesterday? [12:23] Elma     I-I'm not from this world,     so I can't interfere... SIGN    Cream Bread [12:32] K     Oh, something like this should be all right. [12:35] K     Here, want some? It's cream bread. [12:37] Elma     W-Well, I'll kindly take you up on the     offer to help restore my strength. [12:49] Elma     What's this?! [12:50] Elma     What is this? This is super good! [12:52] Elma     It's melting in my mouth! [12:56] Elma     All right! I'm energized now! [12:57] Elma     Time for our rematch, Tohru! [13:00] T     If you leave, I'll give you all of these. SIGN    Cream Bread [13:05] Elma     Sorry for the intrusion! [13:22] Shouta     Huge balls are... [13:25] Shouta     balls are...! [13:31] ---      SIGN    Episode 8 SIGN    New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?) [13:41] K     Hm? [13:42] K     Huh? [13:44] Elma     I'll be working with you starting today. [13:46] Elma     My name is Joui Elma. [13:49] Elma     It's a pleasure to meet you. [13:51] K     No way! [13:52] K     Wh-What's going on? Why are you here? [13:55] Elma     I could ask you the same, human. SIGN    Emergency Exit [13:58] K     This is where I work. [14:00] K     Hmm? [14:01] K     So this is just a coincidence? Why? [14:04] Elma     I-I'm investigating. [14:06] Elma     I'm investigating the cultural     standards to see if beings from [14:09] Elma     the other world really can integrate here. [14:11] K     I see. [14:12] K     She did say you were with     the harmony faction. [14:15] K     But hey, can you do this job? [14:18] K     You can't use magic, you know. [14:20] Elma     Silly question! [14:22] Elma     There's no way I can't do human labor. [14:25] Elma     Just watch me. [14:29] Elma     What the heck is this? [14:30] Elma     I can't understand any of it. [14:32] Elma     What is this box? [14:33] Elma     What is everyone doing with them? [14:36] Elma     Oh? Something popped up. [14:38] K     Then you do this. [14:40] Elma     Oh! [14:42] K     Then push this. [14:45] Elma     Human, you do some pretty difficult work. [14:49] Elma     But I've memorized romanized     character input or whatever, too, [14:53] Elma     so I won't stay behind anymore! [14:55] K     That so? [14:56] Elma     Now then, when will I earn     my pay for today's work? [15:00] K     Oh, uh, a month from now. [15:03] Elma     I can't receive it tomorrow? [15:06] K     No. We total out at the end of     the month, and today's the first. [15:10] K     Oh? [15:12] Elma     What do I do for rent and food? [15:15] K     Well, if you commute from the other world... [15:18] K     Oh, could it be that you can't go back? [15:21] K     Ah... [15:23] Elma     I don't possess enough power to     open the gate between worlds. SIGN    She came through the gate Tohru opened. [15:28] K     I thought your power was equal to Tohru's? [15:31] Elma     I'm just as strong. [15:32] Elma     But we were born different. [15:34] K     Hmm. [15:35] K     Oh, wait. SIGN    Takiguchi Butchery [15:40] K     Here. [15:41] K     Well, I'm sure you've got a lot     on your plate, but hang in there. [15:44] K     If you're going to be working with me,     I'll have you learn a lot more. [15:49] Elma     You have my gratitude. [15:53] K     Those are hot, so be careful. [15:55] K     Later. [16:01] Elma     So good! [16:07] K     I guess I should keep quiet     about meeting Elma today. [16:11] K     I'm home! [16:12] T     Welcome home! [16:14] T     For tonight's dinner... [16:18] K     What? What? [16:20] T     There's a strange smell on you. [16:22] K     A dog? [16:23] T     It's a dragon! [16:25] T     Are you secretly cheating on me?! [16:27] K     I'm not! Today at work... [16:29] T     An office romance?! [16:31] K     You've picked up another weird phrase. [16:44] Shouta     Can't breathe... [16:46] Shouta     Can't breathe... [16:54] Elma     Miss Kobayashi! [16:56] Elma     Thanks for your work today! [16:58] K     Thanks to you, too. [16:59] K     You've learned a lot about     PC operation, huh, Elma? [17:02] Elma     Leave it to me! [17:04] Elma     I'll prove myself useful at this job. [17:06] K     Well, you've still got a ways to go. [17:08] Elma     Oh, Miss Kobayashi, sweet chestnuts! [17:10] Elma     Let's have some sweet     chestnuts on the way home! [17:12] Elma     They're delicious! [17:14] K     Sure, sure. [17:15] T     Why, you... SIGN    - Sunday - [17:19] K     It's been a while since my last day off. [17:22] K     I want to take it easy today. [17:23] T     Yes, yes, pardon me. [17:26] T     I'll clean everything so you can enjoy your     day off in a clean room, Miss Kobayashi! [17:32] K     Huh? SIGN    Kobayashi Kanna [17:34] K     I'm grateful for that, but... [17:36] K     What are you doing? [17:43] T     How's that?! [17:44] T     When I get serious,      I can make a room spotless of all dust! [17:52] T     It's brand new, as if Shiva passed through! [17:54] K     Even the furniture's... [17:56] T     A space for relaxation     doesn't need any of that! [17:59] T     Please enjoy sleeping to your heart's     content in this spacious room! [18:04] K     As if I can! [18:05] K     Put it all back! [18:08] K     Good grief. [18:09] Kanna     Kobayashi. [18:12] Kanna     I'm hungry. [18:13] K     Oh, all right. [18:15] K     Let's have breakfast. [18:16] T     Hold it right there! [18:18] T     I'll make breakfast, [18:20] T     be it a full course meal     or an imperial feast! [18:22] T     Oh, shall I slaughter a cow? [18:25] K     Let me have a light breakfast. [18:27] T     Understood! [18:29] T     Done! [18:31] T     Sandwiches! [18:32] Both     Oh! [18:33] K     They look good. [18:34] K     What meat's in— [18:37] K     Tohru. [18:39] K     Show me your butt! [18:40] T     You want me to satisfy your lust,      not just your appetite?! [18:44] K     Are you an idiot?! [18:45] T     Yes. [18:46] K     I knew it. [18:47] K     Tail, again? [18:53] K     What's going on? [18:56] T     What do you mean? [18:58] K     You're oddly gung-ho. [19:02] T     You can't tell? [19:04] K     I can't. [19:06] K     You're spinning your wheels though. [19:08] K     It's like you've reverted to how you      were when you first came to me. [19:14] T     Oh, coming. [19:15] K     Oh, it's fine. I'll get it. [19:18] K     Coming. [19:19] Elma     Miss Kobayashi! Good morning! [19:22] K     Elma? [19:23] K     What are you here for? [19:25] Elma     Well, you know. [19:26] Elma     You're always helping me out. [19:28] Elma     So I brought something to thank you. [19:30] K     What's this? [19:31] Elma     A protective charm. [19:33] Elma     It turned out well, so. [19:35] K     Wow, it's handmade? Thanks. [19:39] K     Ah... [19:40] K     So that's it. [19:41] Elma     Oh! Tohru! [19:43] Elma     Today I'm taking you ba— [19:45] Tohru     Be gone, Elma! [20:02] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [20:07] Tohru     I'm selfish. [20:11] Tohru     Even so, I'm holding back     and putting up with it a lot. [20:17] T     Yet, you're being mean. [20:20] T     I work hard too, [20:21] T     wanting lots and lots of praise. [20:25] T     Wanting you to pet my head a bit. [20:34] K     Tohru. [20:36] K     I'm not used to being wanted. [20:40] K     That's never happened to me before. [20:44] K     I don't have a clue what to do about it. [20:47] K     Often I think human relationships     are just confusing. [20:52] K     Sometimes I even put distance     between myself and others. [20:56] K     I've had friends, but never close friends. [21:03] K     So here. [21:06] K     Well, um... [21:10] K     I can't make it any clearer than this. [21:13] K     Take the hint, take the hint. [21:18] T     Yes, I'll take it. [21:26] T     Oh, right. [21:27] T     I'll make you a protective charm, too. [21:29] T     You'll gain the protection of evil gods! [21:31] T     It'll be great! [21:32] K     I don't need that. [21:49] Lucoa     You're surprisingly forward. [21:51] Shouta     I'm not! SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] E     Tohru! You're too dangerous! [23:29] E     You know that yourself! [23:30] T     Elma, you... [23:31] E     What? [23:32] T     For now, please put down the     cream bread you're holding. [23:35] E     Th-They're good, though! SIGN    Episode 9 SIGN    Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything) [23:37] T     I don't care.