E13 - Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:24] Kobayashi
    Morning.
[00:26] Tohru
    Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:28] Kobayashi
    Where's Kanna-chan?
[00:30] Tohru
    She's staying over at Saikawa-san's home.
[00:32] Tohru
    She'll be back tomorrow.
[00:34] Kobayashi
    Oh, that's right.
[00:36] Tohru
    Here you go.
[00:38] Kobayashi
    Thank you.
[00:41] Kobayashi
    What?
[00:42] Tohru
    It's been a while since it
    was just the two of us.
[00:45] Kobayashi
    Are we a married couple
    that just had a child?
[00:47] Tohru
    Oh, don't go saying that.
[00:49] Tohru
    Why don't we try making a baby again?
[00:51] Kobayashi
    We've never once done that.
[00:52] Tohru
    I want to go on a date, then!
[00:54] Kobayashi
    Wha?
[00:59] Kobayashi
    Where do you want to go?
[01:02] Tohru
    How about a hot spring?
[01:03] Kobayashi
    I think I'm fine with bath salts.
[01:05] Tohru
    What about the movies, then?
[01:07] Kobayashi
    Is there a movie you want to see?
[01:08] Tohru
    No, not at all.
[01:10] Kobayashi
    Then that's out.
[01:11] Tohru
    Hmm, why don't we go eat some cake?
[01:14] Kobayashi
    I prefer the ones you make.
[01:17] Kobayashi
    They're really good.
[01:18] Tohru
    You mean it?
[01:20] Kobayashi
    And when there's tea, as well, it's perfect.
[01:22] Tohru
    Ah!
[01:23] Tohru
    You're not fooling me!
[01:24] Tohru
    That wouldn't be a date at all!
[01:27] Kobayashi
    A stay-at-home date is still
    a perfectly good date.
[01:29] Kobayashi
    It's the kind of date you can only
    have in a more intimate relationship.
[01:37] Tohru
    I guess you win.
[01:39] Tohru
    Let's have a stay-at-home date.
[01:41] Tohru
    I'll go make us some cake.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Final Episode
SIGN    Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends)