# E1 - New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XEJP/new-dragon-ilulu-please-be-nice-to-her-again)<br>
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**[00:00] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-<br>**[00:00] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi!<br>**[00:02] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the ultimate maid, aren't I?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tohru
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maid
<br>**[00:05] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course you're not, but what's up?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi
<br>**[00:08] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I think I am the ultimate maid.<br>**[00:12] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you, you're not.<br>**[00:13] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found this book.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maid Café Open!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcoming you  with the best maids
<br>**[00:15] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maid café opening?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcoming you  with the best maids
<br>**[00:17] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's rather close.<br>**[00:18] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They say they'll welcome<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you with the best maids!<br>**[00:21] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The best maids?!<br>**[00:23] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can they make such<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;false claims without me!<br>**[00:28] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, no one should make false claims.<br>**[00:31] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The dragon in front of me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is doing that right now, though.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually a Dragon
<br>**[00:35] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For now, I'll turn them into ash from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which nothing will grow with my cursed flames.<br>**[00:40] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Literally burning love?!<br>**[00:44] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, you better not do that.<br>**[00:46] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regardless!<br>**[00:46] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to scout out the enemy!<br>**[00:50] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is she okay?<br>**[00:53] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm back home.<br>**[00:55] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome home.<br>**[00:56] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How was it?<br>**[00:57] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You didn't do anything, did you?<br>**[00:59] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somehow, I wound up working there!<br>**[01:01] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I'm
<br>**[02:37] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I proudly stormed the enemy's evil den.<br>**[02:41] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Evil den?<br>**[02:42] (Flashback) Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pardon me!<br>**[02:43] (Flashback) Maid1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my. Are you here to interview for a job?<br>**[02:46] (Flashback) Maid2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're awfully motivated,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wearing a maid outfit already.<br>**[02:49] (Flashback) Maid3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so pretty, too.<br>**[02:51] (Flashback) Owner**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've conquered me with your zeal.<br>**[02:53] (Flashback) Owner**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're hired!<br>**[02:54] (Flashback) All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[02:55] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, I returned victorious!<br>**[02:58] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that maid café going to be okay?<br>**[03:00] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I have had a lot of free time on my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hands lately while you and Kanna are gone.<br>**[03:05] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're like a wife getting a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;part-time job because she's bored!<br>**[03:07] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, you are going to try working, then?<br>**[03:10] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will you be okay?<br>**[03:11] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?<br>**[03:12] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I work as a maid every day.<br>**[03:15] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm used to it!<br>**[03:17] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[03:17] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tohru, I may work at a company now,<br>**[03:21] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but when I lived with my parents<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I worked at a restaurant.<br>**[03:24] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, listen.<br>**[03:25] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shouldn't underestimate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the service industry.<br>**[03:27] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-Miss Kobayashi?!<br>**[03:28] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The cosplay maids at maid cafés<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;go against my personal principles,<br>**[03:32] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but their spirit of service<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is worthy of respect.<br>**[03:36] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a good opportunity, Tohru.<br>**[03:38] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should go learn about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the service industry.<br>**[03:40] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're making me kind of scared now.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Several Days Later...
<br>**[03:43] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well,<br>**[03:44] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's been some time since then,<br>**[03:46] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I wonder if Tohru is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doing a good job at work.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanna Kamui   (Actually a Dragon)
<br>**[03:48] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kobayashi, you're a worrywart.<br>**[03:51] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this it?<br>**[03:52] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome home, Master.<br>**[03:55] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[03:56] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And young lady.<br>**[03:57] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[03:58] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There're so many people like Lady Tohru!<br>**[04:01] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like this maid café<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;went with plain style maids.<br>**[04:06] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People don't use the word<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;moe very much anymore,<br>**[04:09] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but they've kept the spirit of those times.<br>**[04:12] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, the menu...<br>**[04:13] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[04:14] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is also true to those roots.<br>**[04:16] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a special service<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with every menu item.<br>**[04:19] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm betting the magic chants like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Turn delicious, moemoe kyun"<br>**[04:21] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are different for each one.<br>**[04:23] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know a lot, Kobayashi.<br>**[04:25] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just between you and me,<br>**[04:28] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;long ago I tried to work<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a café like this.<br>**[04:32] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It didn't work.<br>**[04:33] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It didn't work out.<br>**[04:34] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't get it, but poor you.<br>**[04:37] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly, where's Tohru?<br>**[04:38] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back there.<br>**[04:47] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Table 10, order's up!<br>**[04:48] Maid2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On it!<br>**[04:49] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm running low on plates,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so lay them out, lay them out!<br>**[04:51] Maid2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right away!<br>**[05:03] Maid1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's incredible skill!<br>**[05:04] Maid1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Way to go, Head Chef!<br>**[05:06] Maid2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really a huge help, Head Chef!<br>**[05:08] Maid3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head Chef Tohru-sama!<br>**[05:09] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, it's thanks to you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all working efficiently...<br>**[05:14] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi!<br>**[05:16] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You came to see me?!<br>**[05:17] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're doing a splendid job.<br>**[05:19] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm surprised.<br>**[05:21] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You see that?<br>**[05:22] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's easy for me to handle!<br>**[05:25] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've taken another step forward as a maid...<br>**[05:27] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a maid...<br>**[05:30] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not working as a maid at all!<br>**[05:33] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, you're the chef.<br>**[05:34] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on, I'll go ask someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the floor to swap with me!<br>**[05:36] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I think they put you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the right position.<br>**[05:39] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's the right position<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a volcanic dragon!<br>**[05:43] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please go out and come back in again!<br>**[05:45] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh?<br>**[05:46] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Turn delicious.<br>**[05:48] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's good.<br>**[05:49] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome, Miss Kobayashi!<br>**[05:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tch, it's supposed to be Master!<br>**[05:54] Maid1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When Head Chef first started<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the floor she said,<br>**[05:57] Maid1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I refuse to call anyone but<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi 'Master'!"<br>**[06:00] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, she doesn't even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;call me Master, though.<br>**[06:03] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please have a seat over here!<br>**[06:05] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I can finally order.<br>**[06:09] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Omelet rice! Omelet rice!<br>**[06:11] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, two omelet rices.<br>**[06:13] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, coming right up!<br>**[06:17] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!<br>**[06:20] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be cute about it.<br>**[06:21] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course!<br>**[06:23] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I call upon the Shadow King<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that rules over this world,<br>**[06:26] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make this the greatest it can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be with these dark arts!<br>**[06:29] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I beseech thee for abundance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and quality worth praise!<br>**[06:32] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Change its value and bring forth<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;another monument to your glory!<br>**[06:35] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let my magic spread like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mud and bring corruption,<br>**[06:38] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let my principles erode the world<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and bring a deluge of madness!<br>**[06:41] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Replace the genuine with falsehood!<br>**[06:46] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Turn delicious, moemoe kyun!<br>**[06:54] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, now it's delicious.<br>**[06:56] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please eat up.<br>**[06:58] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was actual magic! A curse, in fact!<br>**[07:00] Kanna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's good.<br>**[07:01] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring me the Head Chef!<br>**[07:03] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello!<br>**[07:04] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the Head Chef, Maid, and Dragon, Tohru!<br>**[07:13] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She has the skills, at least.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only the skills.<br>**[07:16] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, I really don't want to be anyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; but Miss Kobayashi's maid, so I'm quitting.<br>**[07:22] Maids**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't!<br>**[07:23] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[07:23] Maid1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't do that!<br>**[07:25] Maid2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our café's already famous for the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;taste of your food, Head Chef!<br>**[07:29] Maid3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are so many posts spreading about it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;through word of mouth on the net!<br>**[07:32] Maid2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head Chef!<br>**[07:32] Maid3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head Chef!<br>**[07:33] Maid1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head Chef!<br>**[07:35] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uhh, then...<br>**[07:37] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll teach you the magic chant<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make food delicious.<br>**[07:41] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen closely.<br>**[07:42] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a human to do it, you'll have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to draw this magic circle first...<br>**[07:49] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome home, Master.<br>**[07:51] Takiya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, this is a nice café.<br>**[07:54] Takiya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, we'll take two omelet rices.<br>**[07:56] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coming right up.<br>**[07:57] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!<br>**[08:01] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I call upon the Shadow King<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that rules over this world,<br>**[08:04] Maid4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make this the greatest it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can be with these dark arts!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takiya Makoto
<br>**[08:05] Takiya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is an awfully unique maid café!<br>**[08:07] Maid 4**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I beseech you for abundance and quality!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eatery Reviews
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ate            Bookmarked
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Closest Station: Oborozuka Station
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cost:      650+ yen                    Closed On: -
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; second as long as I could enjoy the girls. However...   Read More
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came second as long as I could enjoy the girls.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, their most popular dish, the omelet rice,  tasted better than any other restaurant's omelet rice.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too Delicious for a Maid Café! Practically—
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Omelet Rice Was Superb!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;food was delicious!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;omelet rice
<br>**[08:24] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a maid, not a chef!<br>**[08:26] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are the reviews about me as a maid?!<br>**[08:29] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't break my mouse, okay?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 1
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)
<br>**[08:38] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We predict sudden changes*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the weather patterns,*<br>**[08:40] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhn.<br>**[08:40] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so please pay attention*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to future weather reports.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Early This Morning Unexplained Landslide
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Landslide, No One Injured
<br>**[08:44] Announcer**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Next up is the news.*<br>**[08:46] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Early this morning there*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was a large-scale landslide.*<br>**[08:50] Announcer**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It looks like the earth was sliced away,*<br>**[08:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's where I met you, Tohru.<br>**[08:52] Announcer**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and there are many unexplained aspects,*<br>**[08:55] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so the local government advises*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people to stay away from the scene.*<br>**[08:56] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could they do that to our precious spot!<br>**[08:59] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The city has already*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;requested an investigation*<br>**[08:59] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll find the culprit and send them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to Gehenna, then Jahannam,<br>**[09:01] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and aid for restoration from the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;prefecture and national government.*<br>**[09:02] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and finally feed them to Amam!<br>**[09:04] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An emergency meeting has been called*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;between local, prefectural, and national officials—*<br>**[09:04] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the only ones who could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do something like that are...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fafnir (Actually a Dragon)
<br>**[09:08] Fafnir**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was reviewing the calls and responses<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a game event at that time.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magatsuchi Shouta
<br>**[09:13] Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucoa's been out of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;country since yesterday.<br>**[09:16] Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're bound by... by my magic power,<br>**[09:19] Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I can tell where she is.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elma (Actually a Dragon)
<br>**[09:22] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taiyaki! It's so good!<br>**[09:29] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out of the blue, Tohru?!<br>**[09:31] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the culprit!<br>**[09:32] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?!<br>**[09:33] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On today's news there was a mountain that...<br>**[09:37] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah. I was curious about that, too!<br>**[09:41] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't you either?<br>**[09:42] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just assumed Tohru had done that.<br>**[09:44] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I didn't!<br>**[09:45] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on.<br>**[09:46] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, that means it was some dragon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other than the ones we know?<br>**[09:49] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There aren't that many who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could break my barrier.<br>**[09:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then... who?<br>**[09:54] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ilulu
<br>**[10:04] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good afternoon.<br>**[10:07] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ilulu.<br>**[10:12] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a pretty city.<br>**[10:15] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People laughing.<br>**[10:18] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With so many here, you could enjoy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all the destruction you wanted.<br>**[10:22] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yet here you are, a chaos dragon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; laughing with humans.<br>**[10:25] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was watching because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was a little curious,<br>**[10:28] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but now I'm sick of it. So forget it.<br>**[10:30] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Long and short,<br>**[10:32] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're an enemy!<br>**[10:37] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tch!<br>**[10:41] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is that?<br>**[10:42] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ilulu.<br>**[10:43] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's with the most radical<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wing of the chaos faction.<br>**[10:45] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She just plain loves destruction.<br>**[10:47] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure she followed Tohru here.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also followed Tohru here
<br>**[10:50] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See, what did I just tell you?<br>**[10:51] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's planning to destroy this world.<br>**[10:54] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, still...<br>**[10:55] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tohru will do something about her.<br>**[10:57] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi, Ilulu's might<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is only slightly below Tohru's.<br>**[11:00] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the two of them fight,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll destroy this whole region.<br>**[11:03] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She'll do something about that, too.<br>**[11:05] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You believe in Tohru?<br>**[11:07] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well,<br>**[11:08] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's really<br>**[11:10] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all I can do.<br>**[11:11] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, I'll just do that.<br>**[11:15] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Destruction isn't allowed in this world.<br>**[11:18] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you saying?<br>**[11:19] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm with the chaos faction.<br>**[11:21] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can't abide by that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll blast you back to whence you came.<br>**[11:24] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm more than happy to fight.<br>**[11:27] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Attacks like that won't affect me.<br>**[11:38] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no! The city!<br>**[11:45] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hot!<br>**[11:48] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[11:49] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uhh, is she struggling?<br>**[11:51] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tohru is trying to protect<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the city while fighting.<br>**[11:54] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's at a disadvantage.<br>**[11:56] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not going to help her?<br>**[11:58] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me?<br>**[12:00] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm with the harmony faction.<br>**[12:02] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Normally, Tohru and I would be enemies.<br>**[12:03] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:04] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have put up a barrier to keep humans away,<br>**[12:06] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but that's just to avoid trouble.<br>**[12:08] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about the other dragons?<br>**[12:10] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir Fafnir would tell her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to clean up her own mess.<br>**[12:14] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Lucoa is with the spectator faction,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; so she won't intervene.<br>**[12:17] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanna wouldn't be strong enough.<br>**[12:20] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If she defeats Tohru,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; then I'll fight, as well.<br>**[12:23] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll try to protect both you and this city.<br>**[12:25] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But then, Tohru would be...<br>**[12:32] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even if I believe in her,*<br>**[12:34] Kobayashi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if that doesn't give her strength,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's no different than doing nothing.*<br>**[12:39] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But that's all I can—*<br>**[12:42] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elma!<br>**[12:44] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi, if you're asking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me to aid Tohru, I can't.<br>**[12:48] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pudding!<br>**[12:48] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! You can't just buy me off with...<br>**[12:51] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cream puffs!<br>**[12:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coffee jelly!<br>**[12:54] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chocolate cake!<br>**[12:55] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maple syrup pancakes!<br>**[12:57] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All the sweets you can eat!<br>**[13:14] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow.<br>**[13:18] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hit you with thirty shots of flaming acid.<br>**[13:21] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I landed several good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;blows with my claws, too.<br>**[13:25] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And all that earns is an ow?<br>**[13:26] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm stumped.<br>**[13:28] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't think of a way to kill you.<br>**[13:30] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me, neither.<br>**[13:32] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I attack you all-out,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the city will be destroyed.<br>**[13:35] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I can't defeat you otherwise.<br>**[13:38] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your attacks are starting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get irritating, too!<br>**[13:41] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I have to protect the city!<br>**[13:44] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm ready to explode<br>**[13:46] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and take everything with me.<br>**[13:48] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're bluffing.<br>**[13:51] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tohru!<br>**[13:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elma's put up a barrier!<br>**[13:55] Elma**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only because Miss Kobayashi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made a deal with me!<br>**[14:00] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what?<br>**[14:03] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's disgusting,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;acting all friendly with humans.<br>**[14:06] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're just getting started!<br>**[14:08] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now to destroy this world with my true form!<br>**[14:33] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That was a close call.*<br>**[14:36] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I didn't take that much damage,*<br>**[14:39] Tohru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I nearly forgot I had*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to protect the city, too.*<br>**[14:43] Tohru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a moment I almost thought I could*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just let everyone but Miss Kobayashi die.*<br>**[14:48] Tohru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But then I wouldn't be able*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to stay in this world.*<br>**[14:54] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi, umm...<br>**[15:10] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we go home?<br>**[15:14] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[15:19] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can try as hard as I must.*<br>**[15:21] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If it means staying with Miss Kobayashi,*<br>**[15:24] Tohru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can break any obstacles*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that stand in my way.*<br>**[15:36] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That human...<br>**[15:38] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She got Elma to act and saved Tohru.<br>**[15:42] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Humans are our enemies.<br>**[15:44] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what we were taught, but...<br>**[15:48] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to know...<br>**[15:50] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about that human...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quetzalcoatl (Actually a Dragon)
<br>**[15:57] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Me? Me who?<br>**[16:00] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah.<br>**[16:03] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A cold? Hmm.<br>**[16:05] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The train?<br>**[16:06] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your bag? Yeah.<br>**[16:11] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Compensation?<br>**[16:12] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By today?<br>**[16:13] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two million?<br>**[16:20] Lucoa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that's terrible.<br>**[16:34] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was hard enough getting the gate open.<br>**[16:37] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm surprised Tohru so easily pulls<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;off something that draining.<br>**[16:43] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The last train, huh?<br>**[16:45] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I could have Tohru come pick me up.<br>**[16:49] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You.<br>**[16:50] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The human called Kobayashi.<br>**[16:52] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you living with a dragon?<br>**[16:55] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because Tohru chose to fit my lifestyle,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not because I did anything.<br>**[17:00] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you afraid?<br>**[17:02] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fear me!<br>**[17:03] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, not when she's that cute.<br>**[17:07] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So...<br>**[17:10] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She makes you horny?<br>**[17:11] Street**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop<br>**[17:11] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[17:12] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're in love with Tohru's human form.<br>**[17:15] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why you're fine?<br>**[17:16] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[17:18] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, what are you talking about?<br>**[17:20] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A strong denial.<br>**[17:22] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suspicious.<br>**[17:22] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not it!<br>**[17:24] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then...<br>**[17:29] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What is this? Wow...*<br>**[17:32] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well?<br>**[17:33] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're only human in the end.<br>**[17:35] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't resist your desires.<br>**[17:37] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, let your pitiful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;male instincts run free!<br>**[17:41] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to be loved, right?<br>**[17:43] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tonight you can unleash your lusts on me.<br>**[17:45] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go on.<br>**[17:46] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go on, go on.<br>**[17:48] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a woman!<br>**[17:49] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[17:51] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut the crap!<br>**[17:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll unleash flames of rage and resentment<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on those huge lumps of fat every day!<br>**[17:58] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh, the last train's about to leave!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tatsunokuchi Station
<br>**[18:00] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, wait!<br>**[18:03] Announcer**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please do not rush onto the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;train while doors are closing.*<br>**[18:17] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[18:18] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haven't caused enough commotion?<br>**[18:23] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't accept you.<br>**[18:25] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Humans and dragons can't coexist.<br>**[18:30] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When they're together<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; their differences cause suffering,<br>**[18:32] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and as that suffering continues<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it breeds hatred for others.<br>**[18:35] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Respect turns to envy<br>**[18:37] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and eventually creates pain.<br>**[18:41] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What Tohru feels for you is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nothing more than curiosity.<br>**[18:46] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When that finally runs out...<br>**[18:50] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't sleep!<br>**[18:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's fine.<br>**[18:54] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was listening, I was listening.<br>**[18:55] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Liar!<br>**[18:56] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were talking about the differences<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;between species or something, right?<br>**[19:00] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said you can't accept me, right?<br>**[19:02] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, is there something you want a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;human like me to do to satisfy you?<br>**[19:06] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct your understanding!<br>**[19:11] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll borrow your own words<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to say my piece, then.<br>**[19:16] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we enjoy our differences<br>**[19:17] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and that enjoyment continues,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it breeds love for others.<br>**[19:20] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Respect is joined by trust<br>**[19:22] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and eventually creates bonds.<br>**[19:25] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would say that's what I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;feel in my life with Tohru.<br>**[19:29] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just a convenient interpretation!<br>**[19:31] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are still tragedies, too!<br>**[19:32] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're just glossing over<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it with pretty words!<br>**[19:36] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[19:38] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We do fight and hurt each other,<br>**[19:41] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I turn a blind eye to that<br>**[19:43] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I don't care if it gets<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;buried under something ugly.<br>**[19:46] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if I don't properly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;understand her feelings,<br>**[19:49] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've done what I can to respond to them,<br>**[19:51] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and we manage.<br>**[19:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the kind of person I am.<br>**[19:54] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that how you humans think?<br>**[19:57] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. It's how I, Kobayashi, think.<br>**[20:01] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you distinguish between<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how you and other dragons think?<br>**[20:06] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no need to.<br>**[20:08] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're the same.<br>**[20:09] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[20:11] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the dragon who came up with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what dragons should think<br>**[20:15] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wasn't you, was it?<br>**[20:36] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can spout your pretty words,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you're still a human.<br>**[20:39] Ilulu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It didn't work because you're a woman.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oborozuka
<br>**[20:48] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa.<br>**[20:52] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess Ilulu left?<br>**[20:55] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[21:04] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued next episode!
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<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh?<br>**[21:43] Takiya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Faf-kun?<br>**[21:46] Takiya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fate of mankind<br>**[21:48] Takiya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is in jeopardy!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Episode Preview
<br>**[23:22] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kobayashi, it's started again!<br>**[23:25] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The story of the love between you and me!<br>**[23:28] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was a new dragon, though?<br>**[23:30] Tohru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She won't appear anymore.<br>**[23:31] Kobayashi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not true.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 2
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leo
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wicked
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky Advice
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eat delicious food at home and sleep.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just what you want to do, Kanna-chan.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leo.
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