E4 - When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
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[00:00] Kobayashi
Oh?
[00:01] Kobayashi
This is a really beautiful array of code.
[00:04] Kobayashi
Who wrote this?
[00:06] Takiya
I don't know.
[00:08] Elma
Here's your tea, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:10] Kobayashi
Thanks, Elma.
[00:12] Elma
Why are you staring at
the code I wrote?
[00:15] Elma
Is there something wrong with it?
[00:16] Kobayashi
No, the opposite.
[00:18] Kobayashi
I was impressed by— Hmm?
[00:21] Kobayashi
What did you just say?
[00:23] Elma
I wrote it.
[01:55] Elma
I can grow, too.
[01:57] Kobayashi
I just assumed you'd be
stuck serving tea forever.
[02:01] Elma
You're the one who gave me all
those books and told me to study!
[02:05] Kobayashi
I guess you do have high specs,
since you're a dragon.
[02:09] Kobayashi
This is amazing, Elma!
[02:10] Elma
Hmm? What?
[02:12] Elma
Are you praising me?
[02:13] Kobayashi
I am!
[02:14] Kobayashi
This means we have another
fighting member on our team!
[02:17] Kobayashi
You did well, Elma!
[02:20] Elma
Well, just leave it to me!
[02:22] Kobayashi
Could you start by handling this, then?
SIGN Fwd: Please Review
SIGN Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
SIGN Fwd: Urgent
SIGN Fwd: Changes to the UI System
[02:25] Elma
Sure.
[02:25] Kobayashi
And this!
[02:26] Elma
Sure.
[02:27] Kobayashi
Oh, this, too.
[02:28] Elma
Sure?
[02:29] Kobayashi
And this.
SIGN Fwd: Changes to the UI System Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: Urgent Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: Please Review Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: About the Launch Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: Please Test First Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed Kobayashi 10:00
[02:29] Kobayashi
And this one, this one, this one,
and this one too.
[02:32] Kobayashi
We're counting on you.
[02:33] Elma
You're asking too much
of me, Miss Kobayashi!
[02:35] Takiya
No, no.
[02:36] Takiya
That's the amount of work you
should be handling normally.
[02:39] Elma
Huh?
[02:40] Takiya
Kobayashi-san's the one who's been
[02:42] Takiya
handling your share of the work
while you were serving tea.
[02:45] Takiya
Kobayashi-san already has twice
that much work on her plate, too.
[02:50] Elma
Isn't that kind of incredible,
Mister Takiya?
[02:53] Takiya
Yeah.
[02:54] Takiya
She's our pillar.
[02:56] Elma
Pillar?
[02:59] Elma
Miss Kobayashi's a pillar?
[03:02] Elma
Miss Kobayashi!
[03:03] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[03:04] Elma
I challenge you to a duel!
[03:07] Kobayashi
Huh?
[03:07] Elma
Let's fight fair and square!
[03:09] Kobayashi
Huh?
[03:11] Kobayashi
Why so suddenly?
[03:12] Kobayashi
Maybe she's mad that I
gave her too much work?
[03:15] Tohru
That's just how Elma is!
[03:18] Kobayashi
Hmm, I kind of understand how you
feel when she comes after you.
[03:22] Tohru
She always challenges me
to strange matches, too.
[03:25] Tohru
There were tests of strength,
[03:26] Tohru
seeing whose tail was longer,
[03:28] Tohru
and speed eating competitions, as well.
[03:30] Tohru
She even challenged me to so see who could
strip travelers of their clothes first, once.
[03:34] Kobayashi
Are you two the North Wind and the Sun?
[03:36] Kobayashi
So, that's how you two played
together all the time.
[03:39] Kobayashi
You're great friends.
[03:40] Tohru
No, we're not!
[03:42] Tohru
Normally we should be trying
to kill each other.
[03:44] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi,
please be careful around Elma.
[03:48] Tohru
Your gaze is a sharp as
those in the chaos faction.
[03:50] Kobayashi
Is my resting face really that bad?
[03:52] Elma
Good!
[03:54] Elma
I'm glad you showed and didn't
run away, Miss Kobayashi!
[03:57] Kobayashi
Well, I did consider taking PTO...
[04:01] Kobayashi
Can we settle things with
this before we compete?
SIGN Limited
Soft, Sweet Pudding
[04:04] Kobayashi
It's one of the limited-time sweets from
the station. A soft, sweet pudding.
[04:08] Elma
Oh!
[04:10] Kobayashi
Normally, this would satisfy Elma.
[04:14] Elma
No! I'll take that when I win the match!
[04:16] Kobayashi
That's how she's taking it?
SIGN Fwd: About the System Changes
SIGN Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed, What's Going On?
SIGN Fwd: Please Test It
SIGN Fwd: Changes to Manual Page 12
SIGN Fwd: Please Test First
SIGN Fwd: Changes to the UI System
SIGN Fwd: Urgent
SIGN Fwd: About the Review
SIGN Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
SIGN Fwd: The Review Deadline's Almost Here, How Is It Going?
SIGN Fwd: System Changes
SIGN Fwd: System Change Request
SIGN Fwd: Urgent
[04:18] Takiya
The winner will be whoever completes the
most of this work that hasn't been touched yet.
[04:22] Elma
All right!
[04:23] Kobayashi
You say it hasn't been touched yet,
but someone's responsible for it, right?
[04:27] Kobayashi
Who's that?
[04:29] Takiya
That's me.
[04:30] Takiya
I'm taking PTO to go around
Akiba with Faf-kun!
[04:33] Takiya
See you later!
[04:35] Kobayashi
That bastard. Thank you
for all your hard work.
[04:39] Elma
I can't tell if you're mad
or thankful from that response.
[04:43] Kobayashi
Well, shall we get started?
[04:44] Elma
Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Kobayashi
Though...
[04:48] Kobayashi
Of course this would be a dull competition.
[04:52] Kobayashi
It doesn't matter if I win or lose,
[04:54] Kobayashi
the work gets done either way.
[04:56] Staff
Lunch time.
[04:58] Staff
Want to go to the usual ramen shop?
[05:01] Kobayashi
Hey, come with us, Elma.
[05:02] Elma
I'm not going. I'll finish
this in the meantime.
[05:06] Kobayashi
Beating a mere human like me won't
make you very happy, right?
[05:11] Kobayashi
If I made you mad, I'll apologize.
[05:13] Elma
I'm not mad.
[05:15] Elma
And don't sell yourself short.
[05:17] Elma
Don't become a pillar, either.
[05:19] Kobayashi
A pillar?
[05:20] Elma
That's right.
[05:21] Elma
I've watched many humans become
pillars in the other world.
[05:26] Kobayashi
What do you mean?
[05:27] Elma
They support others by becoming a sacrifice.
[05:30] Kobayashi
Human sacrifices?!
[05:32] Elma
The dragons of the harmony
faction help humans,
[05:34] Elma
but many of my companions
claimed sacrifices in exchange.
[05:38] Elma
Those people became human
pillars and died...
[05:41] Elma
I couldn't stand watching that.
[05:43] Kobayashi
This discussion's taken
an awfully heavy turn.
[05:46] Elma
So, I wish you'd stop sacrificing
yourself and working so much!
[05:51] Elma
I'll lead the others for you!
[05:54] Kobayashi
Elma, bring your head closer.
[05:57] Kobayashi
Then close your eyes.
[05:58] Elma
Wh-What?
[06:00] Elma
Miss Kobayashi, you already have Tohru.
[06:03] Elma
Well, if you want that from me, I'm willing...
[06:08] Kobayashi
Ei!
[06:09] Elma
Ow!
[06:09] Elma
Ow!
[06:10] Elma
Ow!
[06:11] Elma
Wh-What are you doing?!
[06:13] Kobayashi
Hmph. That's called an unnecessary concern.
[06:17] Elma
What?
[06:19] Kobayashi
The world you live in now isn't the
same as the one you came from.
[06:23] Kobayashi
So, don't go thinking everything is the same.
[06:26] Kobayashi
There are no human sacrifices
in modern Japan.
[06:29] Kobayashi
Also, I still have my honor as your
senior here, so don't steal my work.
[06:33] Elma
I-I see.
[06:35] Kobayashi
Let's call an end to this competition, okay?
[06:38] Elma
Okay.
[06:39] Kobayashi
I'm glad you were concerned for me.
[06:42] Kobayashi
Thank you, Elma.
[06:44] Elma
Yeah.
[06:45] Kobayashi
Ahh, all done, all done.
[06:47] Kobayashi
Okay, Elma!
[06:49] Kobayashi
I'm taking you out for drinks with us today.
[06:51] Elma
Drinks?
[06:52] Kobayashi
Takiya-kun's already standing
by at our usual place.
[06:56] Elma
I bet it'll be fun to drink with everyone.
[06:58] Kobayashi
Uh-huh. There are some things you can
only talk about when liquored up, too.
[07:02] Elma
Oh?! Now I'm excited!
[07:04] Kobayashi
And what's with that outfit?!
[07:07] Kobayashi
You dragons piss me off,
always dressing like you can do anything!
[07:10] Takiya
I think this idea that you can
just wear glasses is thoughtless!
[07:14] Kobayashi
Also, your breasts are outrageous!
[07:16] Takiya
As a fellow glasses wearer, there are
big differences in size and frames!
[07:19] Takiya
If you're going to wear them,
I wish you'd think about those things first!
[07:21] Elma
I want to go home.
[07:27] Takiya
This is a popular collaboration cafe!
[07:29] Background
Here we go! Palflash!
[07:29] Takiya
We're lucky it's emptier on weekdays.
[07:33] Fafnir
Yeah.
[07:34] Staff
Sorry for the wait.
[07:36] Staff
Here's the special bonus
illustrated coaster you ordered.
[07:39] Takiya
There are 15 types, handed out at random.
[07:42] Takiya
You're in this with me
until I collect them all!
[07:45] Fafnir
Hmph, bring it on.
SIGN Urgent Notice
SIGN Beware Suspicious Person
SIGN Lately we've received several reports
of a suspicious individual.
SIGN >Dressed Entirely In Black, Long Hair
[07:51] Kobayashi
That's scary.
[07:53] Kobayashi
They're recruiting people for patrols.
[07:54] Tohru
They actually approached me, too.
[07:57] Kobayashi
Huh?
[07:57] Tohru
They were hopeful after the skill
[07:59] Tohru
I showed catching that thief in the
shopping district a while back.
[08:01] Kobayashi
Oh, yeah. That did happen.
[08:06] Kobayashi
Will this be okay?
[08:08] Tohru
Oh! You're worried for me?
[08:11] Kobayashi
No, for the suspicious person.
[08:12] Tohru
Goddammit!
[08:14] Sasakibe
Thanks for coming today, Tohru-chan.
[08:17] Sasakibe
It's unusual to see you in casual clothes.
[08:20] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi said I should
wear some from time to time.
SIGN Patrol
[08:23] Tohru
So, what should I be doing?
[08:26] Sasakibe
Just walk around the area and see
if you spot anything strange.
[08:30] Sasakibe
It's a little scary, though.
[08:32] Tohru
There's nothing that scares me.
[08:35] Tohru
In fact, please fear me!
[08:37] Sasakibe
My, how cute.
[08:39] Tohru
Miss Sasakibe, do you know any martial arts?
[08:41] Sasakibe
Not at all.
[08:43] Tohru
You'll be a hindrance
if anything does happen, then.
[08:47] Sasakibe
Nothing is going to happen.
[08:50] Sasakibe
This town is very safe.
[08:53] Sasakibe
A red zone right away?!
[08:55] Sasakibe
Why today, of all days?!
[08:57] Tohru
Miss Sasakibe, Miss Sasakibe.
[09:00] Sasakibe
Yes?
[09:01] Tohru
They're blocking the street
and getting in the way, right?
[09:03] Tohru
Let's go warn them.
[09:04] Sasakibe
Huh? But—
[09:06] Tohru
Hey!
[09:07] Tohru
You're being a nuisance if you loiter there!
[09:10] Delinquent
What?
[09:12] Delinquent
You got a problem with us?
[09:14] Tohru
I do.
[09:16] Tohru
Are you some species that
can't understand language?
[09:18] Delinquent
Huh?!
[09:20] Delinquent
Quit screwing with us!
[09:22] Delinquent
You idiot!
[09:23] Delinquent
He lashes out too fast!
SIGN Pinky Forehead Flick
[09:30] Delinquents
Huh?
[09:30] Tohru
I'll only warn you one more time,
so if you can't understand,
[09:34] Tohru
well, give up hope.
[09:36] Tohru
Get lost.
[09:38] Delinquent
We'll make you regret picking
a fight with Team Dragon Busters!
[09:43] Tohru
Now that's an irritating team name.
[09:45] Tohru
Well, let's refocus
and get back to our patrol.
SIGN Oborozuka Shopping District
[09:49] Sasakibe
What will you do if they
come back for revenge?
[09:51] Tohru
Well, of course I'd—
SIGN Bean Jam Pancake
SIGN Bean Jam Pancake
[09:53] Elma
Hmm?
[09:54] Tohru
Suspicious person!
[09:55] Tohru
This era's most suspicious person!
[09:57] Elma
Wh-What?!
[09:58] Tohru
You're skipping work, aren't you?!
[10:00] Elma
I got out early today... Hmm?
[10:03] Elma
What's that armband for?
SIGN Patrol
[10:05] Tohru
I'm on patrol to maintain the peace.
[10:08] Elma
Huh?
[10:09] Elma
You are?
[10:10] Elma
You're doing something to
preserve the peace of the city?
[10:13] Tohru
I just said I am, didn't I?!
[10:19] Elma
Really?!
[10:20] Elma
You've finally found it for yourself?!
[10:22] Elma
A sense of justice?!
[10:24] Tohru
Huh?
[10:24] Elma
I'm so happy!
[10:26] Elma
From today on you can be
an agent of harmony, too!
[10:28] Elma
Allow me to help you with the patrol!
[10:30] Tohru
I think she's misunderstanding
something again.
[10:33] Sasakibe
Oh, would you like to take my place, then?
[10:36] Tohru
Miss Sasakibe?!
[10:37] Sasakibe
You said I'd be a hindrance, remember?
[10:40] Elma
I'm a bit more experienced
at detecting evil.
[10:44] Elma
Ask me anything you want.
[10:46] Tohru
I'd like to know how I can get rid of you.
[10:48] Elma
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[10:51] Elma
You can be cute sometimes, too.
[10:53] Tohru
So annoying.
[10:55] Tohru
Besides, what do you consider evil, anyway?
[10:58] Tohru
I'll overlook a bit of misconduct
as long as it's not bothering others.
[11:03] Elma
There was a book of laws, right?
[11:05] Elma
If they do anything against those,
we need to warn them.
[11:07] Boy
Hurry!
[11:08] Boy
It's going to turn red!
[11:11] Elma
Hey!
[11:13] Elma
That's a clear traffic violation!
SIGN Enforcement Order For The Road Traffic Act
Article 2
Flashing Blue Light With Person Shaped Symbol
Pedestrians shall not begin crossing the road,
and pedestrians currently crossing the road
must either quickly finish crossing or cease crossing
and return to their starting side.
[11:15] Elma
You could be fined up to 20,000 yen!
[11:17] Elma
I'll punish you villains!
[11:20] Tohru
Stop, stop.
[11:22] Tohru
What are you doing to kids?
[11:24] Elma
What?!
[11:24] Elma
You're defending evil?!
[11:26] Elma
You really are a chaos dragon!
[11:28] Tohru
Calm down.
[11:29] Children
I'm scared!
[11:29] Tohru
If you're going to go after all those
little things, I'm going home.
[11:30] Children
[11:32] Tohru
And what was that about punishment?
[11:34] Tohru
Violence is way worse, you know?
[11:37] Elma
Tohru, you're starting to resemble
Miss Kobayashi, aren't you?
[11:40] Tohru
Huh?! Really?!
[11:42] Tohru
Elma, you get it, don't you!
[11:44] Elma
Annoying.
[11:46] Tohru
You keep focusing on the little things
because you're walking without purpose.
[11:49] Tohru
Let's search for the suspicious person.
[11:51] Elma
What are they like?
[11:53] Tohru
According to the flier, the suspicious person
was dressed entirely in black with long hair.
[11:57] Tohru
Apparently he's also a tall man
with sharp eyes and glasses.
[12:01] Elma
Oh, that's pretty easy to understand.
[12:03] Tohru
They said he was spotted dancing
on the route to the elementary school.
[12:08] Elma
I see. Like that, then?
SIGN School Zone
[12:10] Tohru
Yes, just like that.
[12:14] Tohru
What's the meaning of this?
[12:17] Fafnir
I was practicing the choreography
for an event with Takiya.
[12:20] Tohru
Why here?
[12:22] Fafnir
Because our room's too small.
[12:24] Elma
You're a fearsome dragon,
so please show more prudence.
[12:29] Tohru
She's right. Think about your persona.
[12:32] Fafnir
And you two?
SIGN Patrol
[12:33] Tohru
We're on patrol.
[12:34] Fafnir
Well, good work.
[12:36] Fafnir
A chaos faction member and a harmony
faction member happily together...
[12:40] Fafnir
It would seem this world
causes us to go crazy.
[12:43] Tohru
And you're the one who's
gone the craziest from it.
[12:46] Tohru
Are you going to lecture me about
being too influenced by it again?
[12:48] Fafnir
No.
[12:50] Fafnir
Lately I kind of understand, but...
[12:54] Fafnir
I still think it's dangerous.
[12:57] Fafnir
The common sense of this world
[12:59] Fafnir
doesn't completely mesh
with our understanding,
[13:02] Fafnir
so never forget that.
[13:03] Tohru
But isn't reconciling that kind of fun?
[13:07] Delinquent
Found you!
[13:13] Delinquent
You did us real good earlier, huh?
[13:17] Delinquent
Looks like you're pretty capable,
[13:19] Delinquent
but this time that guy's here.
[13:21] Delinquent
The strongest local delinquent,
SIGN Dragon
[13:23] Delinquent
the Dragon of Destruction!
[13:25] Destruction
A woman, huh?
[13:27] Destruction
If you can fight,
gender doesn't matter.
[13:30] Destruction
But if you can't fight,
hurry up and apologize.
[13:34] Destruction
Oh, you'll fight?
[13:37] Destruction
I won't show any mercy, then.
[13:40] Delinquents
Get her, Ryuu-san!
[13:44] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[13:46] Tohru
Good grief, with this many...
[13:48] Tohru
I'll get the clothes
Miss Kobayashi gave me dirty.
[13:54] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[13:55] Tohru
I told you, didn't I?
[13:56] Tohru
If you can't understand, give up hope.
[13:58] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[13:59] Tohru
I'll make sure you can
never oppose me again.
[14:01] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[14:06] Tohru
Shut up!
[14:23] Delinquent
Oh, hello, Tohru-san!
[14:25] Delinquent
Hello!
[14:26] Tohru
Hello.
[14:27] Kobayashi
You're getting a lot of greetings today.
SIGN B E A R
[14:35] Delinquent
Ryuu-san, let's go home already.
[14:38] Destruction
I won't just quietly stay defeated!
[14:41] Destruction
I'll get stronger and have my revenge!
[14:43] Delinquent
Ryuu-san!
[14:44] Delinquent
I-It's a bear!
[14:49] Destruction
Heh.
[14:49] Destruction
Perfect.
[14:51] Destruction
I'll show you I've gotten stronger!
[14:53] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
[15:01] Commercial
Take, take, take me away somewhere,
[15:05] Commercial
jump, jump, jump to Parkour Land!
[15:09] Kanna
I want to go to an amusement park!
[15:12] Kobayashi
Huh?
[15:13] Kobayashi
I never did understand what was
so fun about amusement parks.
[15:18] Kanna
Mrr!
[15:20] Tohru
Have you never been to one, Miss Kobayashi?
SIGN Spot On
[15:23] Tohru
If so, we can go and
tell you what it's like.
[15:27] Kobayashi
A dragon's going to teach me
something about this world?
[15:30] Kobayashi
No.
[15:32] Kobayashi
Oh, well! I'll take you to one,
since I know them so well!
[15:36] Kobayashi
This is an exception, though!
[15:37] Kanna
Yay!
[15:38] Kanna
Can I invite Saikawa, too?
[15:39] Kobayashi
Sure.
SIGN Parkour Land
[15:42] Kobayashi
We're here.
[15:44] Tohru
What is this place?
[15:46] Tohru
It's hard to believe we're
still in the same country.
[15:48] Kobayashi
Right? So this is the kind of place it is.
[15:50] Tohru
Huh?!
[15:51] Kobayashi
No, it's nothing!
[15:52] Georgie
The unusual...
[15:54] Georgie
The fact that you encounter things you
can only find here creates memories,
[15:58] Georgie
and the things you interact with
let you forget your daily life.
[16:01] Tohru
That voice!
[16:02] Kobayashi
Georgie-sa— Huh?!
[16:04] Georgie
Yes, I am your guide to
this world of dreams.
[16:07] Georgie
This too could be considered
a type of a parlor maid.
[16:11] Kobayashi
Isn't that too broad an interpretation?
[16:13] Kobayashi
Part-time job?
[16:14] Georgie
My father's acquaintance runs this park,
so I'm helping him out.
[16:19] Georgie
Oh, right, there's a cafe I think
you'd like here in this area.
SIGN Parkour Land Park Map
[16:24] Kobayashi
Oh? We'll go try it.
[16:26] Georgie
Hey! I'm Parkour Land's Acro!
[16:29] Kobayashi
I can feel the passion.
[16:30] Georgie
Have fun here today!
[16:33] Kanna
Kobayashi, I'm going to go play
with Saikawa and the others.
[16:36] Kobayashi
All right.
[16:37] Kobayashi
Meet back up at the Ferris wheel at four.
[16:42] Kobayashi
Now, what shall we do?
[16:44] Tohru
It's just the two of us
adults now, isn't it?
[16:48] Tohru
Why are you readying a security buzzer?
SIGN Mirror House
[16:51] Tohru
Wow, a room lined with mirrors, huh?
[16:54] Kobayashi
There are so many reflections of me.
[16:57] Tohru
What do they have all
these mirrors here for?
[17:01] Kobayashi
To reexamine and reevaluate yourself.
SIGN Because it's a maze.
[17:04] Tohru
I see.
[17:06] Tohru
I have to accept that I'm
in human form right now.
[17:11] Kobayashi
I have to say, you're progressing
rather quickly, Tohru.
[17:14] Tohru
I can generally tell the way
from the echoes of sound.
[17:17] Kobayashi
You're like a bat.
[17:19] Georgie
Curse you!
[17:23] Saikawa
I'm scared of props!
[17:25] Kanna
Calm down, Saikawa.
[17:27] Kanna
I'll protect you.
SIGN Haunted House
SIGN Entrance
SIGN Exit
[17:35] Kobayashi
I know this one.
[17:36] Kobayashi
You spin this here.
[17:38] Tohru
Huh.
[17:41] Tohru
What makes this fun?
[17:43] Kobayashi
Uh, centrifugal force?
SIGN Having some fun
[17:45] Tohru
You mean humans try to experience
a stronger rotational force
[17:50] Tohru
to make themselves aware that they're
under the sway of the planet's rotation?
[17:54] Kobayashi
Centrifugal force and
rotational force aren't—
[17:56] Kobayashi
No, let's go with that!
[17:58] Kobayashi
That!
[17:59] Tohru
Let's go with that?
[18:01] Tohru
Can I try spinning it, too?
[18:03] Kobayashi
Go ahead.
[18:03] Tohru
There!
[18:07] Kanna
Oh!
[18:08] Ilulu
What is this? How do you play with it?
[18:14] Kanna
Oh!
[18:15] Ilulu
What is this? It's fun!
[18:17] Kanna
Spinning around.
[18:23] Saikawa
Sorry, I did it again.
[18:26] Ilulu
You're so funny, Saikawa.
[18:31] Georgie
This, too, is a maid's duty.
[18:34] Tohru
Unicorn, huh?
[18:36] Tohru
He really loves virgins.
[18:39] Kobayashi
Would he love me, too, then?
[18:41] Tohru
Your virginity is mine, so he can't have it.
[18:44] Kobayashi
Scary.
[18:45] Georgie
Have some candy.
[18:48] Ilulu
Lucky!
[18:49] Kanna
Thank you.
[18:49] Saikawa
Thank you so much.
[18:53] Kanna
Saikawa, is yours yummy, too?
[18:55] Saikawa
Yeah. Oh, sorry, though.
[18:57] Saikawa
I ate all of it.
[19:00] Kanna
That one tastes yummy, too.
[19:04] Ilulu
Oh, she held it back.
[19:05] Saikawa
I can do it when it counts!
[19:07] Ilulu
Really?
[19:09] Kanna
Me, too.
[19:16] Tohru
That was fun!
[19:19] Kobayashi
You sure complained quite a bit, though.
[19:21] Tohru
As long as I'm with you,
[19:22] Tohru
even the depths of the abyss where
light never reaches would be fun!
[19:26] Kobayashi
I wouldn't have fun there.
[19:28] Kobayashi
Though, I suppose you're right about
it being fun because we're together.
[19:33] Tohru
You had fun, too, didn't you, Miss Kobayashi?
[19:37] Kobayashi
The cafe Georgie-san mentioned
should be around here.
[19:43] Tohru
I know that.
[19:44] Tohru
That's the Victorian style
you mentioned once before.
[19:48] Tohru
Ah!
[19:49] Tohru
The best smile she's had at
any place we went today?!
[19:52] Kobayashi
Thank you.
[19:53] Kobayashi
Thank you, Georgie-san.
[19:55] Kobayashi
The taste is average.
[19:57] Kobayashi
Who to drink it with, huh?
[19:59] Tohru
You'll drink it with me, right?
SIGN Parkour Land
[20:03] Ilulu
Where are they?
[20:05] Kanna
Saikawa, are you okay?
[20:07] Saikawa
I-I'm fine.
[20:09] Saikawa
I'm just a little too happy.
[20:12] Saikawa
Georgie.
SIGN Hot Dogs
SIGN French Fries
[20:14] Georgie
You young ladies look
like you're having fun.
[20:17] Georgie
I took very nice photos of you all.
[20:20] Kanna
Oh, show me, show me!
[20:23] Ilulu
Ah, Kobayashi, you're late!
[20:25] Kobayashi
Sorry, sorry.
[20:27] Kobayashi
I stayed there too long...
[20:28] Kobayashi
Shall we all ride the Ferris wheel, then?
[20:35] Kobayashi
Did Georgie-san take those photos?
[20:38] Kanna
We all screamed and had fun.
[20:40] Ilulu
I'd love to live in a place this fun.
[20:43] Kobayashi
Sorry that my place is ordinary and boring.
[20:47] Kobayashi
What's the matter, Tohru?
[20:48] Tohru
Nothing, I've just been thinking.
[20:51] Tohru
These rides make very sharp
turns and rock up and down.
[20:55] Tohru
Then there's the buildings
with detailed designs
[20:57] Tohru
and mascot costumes modeled
after fantastical beasts.
[21:00] Kobayashi
Is she feeling nostalgic?
[21:01] Tohru
This...
[21:03] Tohru
is a facility to simulate
riding a dragon, isn't it?!
[21:06] Kobayashi
Huh?
[21:07] Tohru
I can't believe they'd make these things
just because they can't ride dragons themselves.
[21:10] Tohru
Humans are so despicable!
[21:12] Kobayashi
How did you even jump
to that interpretation?!
[21:15] Tohru
In other words, if you rode me you could
experience an amusement park every day!
[21:19] Kobayashi
You only have roller coasters!
[21:22] Kobayashi
Still, something like this
every now and then isn't so bad.
[21:28] Kobayashi
It is bad for my hips, though.
SIGN Gi Na Ve Me N
[21:36] Classmate
Nae.
[21:37] Classmate
Nae?
[21:40] Classmate
Georgie.
[21:42] Georgie
Oh, yes.
[21:43] Georgie
Good morning.
[21:45] Classmate
You've forgotten your own name, haven't you?
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[23:21] Saikawa
Kanna-san's Mom,
[23:23] Saikawa
I brought the photos from
the amusement park.
[23:24] Saikawa
There's a thousand!
[23:25] Kobayashi
That's a lot.
[23:26] Saikawa
Really?
[23:27] Saikawa
Let's select the best, then.
[23:28] Saikawa
Going through each one.
[23:30] Kobayashi
That's harsh.
[23:30] Kobayashi
I got it, I'm sorry.
[23:31] Kobayashi
They're all okay, then.
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Pisces
SIGN You might make a big mistake making others mad
SIGN Lucky Advice
Repent.
Also, skip sleep to study up.
SIGN That's stoic...
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Pisces!