E2 - The Sudden Visitor: The Torturous Curse of Youth

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    A young man was suddenly
    reminded that day...
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    Of the terror of being
    at their mercy...
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    Dammit!
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    Of the humiliation of being
    trapped inside a cage...
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    Didn't you hear me?! Outta bed!
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    Knock, you old hag!
    And why do you even have that?!
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    You won't listen to me,
    so Mr. Omelet came to wake you!
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    Just get out, you old hag!
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    What's wrong with that boy?
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    Son of a bitch!
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    It'll be mine! I'll join
    the Military Police
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    and live a safe, comfy life
    in the interior! It'll be mine!
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    Filled with determination,
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    the young man left his hometown
    and endured harsh training.
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    He endured great humiliation as well.
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    And in two years,
    the young man returned home...
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    "Year 849"
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    To the cage he thought he escaped.
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    "The Sudden Visitor:
    The Torturous Curse of Youth"
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    I heard it came back.
    Sure wish someone took care of it.
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    Makes it too scary to hunt.
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    This is awesome!
    It's my first time in a wall city!
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    There're lots of tasty things to eat!
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    Hey, guys.
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    Hmm?
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    When you join the Garrison,
    you can play here all day.
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    I'll visit you when I'm in the MP!
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    Say, where's your house, Jean?
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    Who gives a damn?
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    Aren't you gonna visit?
    Thomas is seeing his family.
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    Your mom would be happy!
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    Shut up, guys! Just can it!
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    Listen up, you swine!
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    Tomorrow's training drill to
    prepare for a Trost invasion
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    will be overseen by Commander Pyxis,
    the top southern territory officer!
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    We'll see if these last two years made you
    runts into something resembling a soldier!
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    Yes, sir!
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    Follow our instructions and evacuate!
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    Take only essential items!
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    Jean! Why are we way up front?!
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    We're supposed to cover
    the advance squad--!
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    Don't be an idiot! Killing Titans
    is what makes us soldiers!
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    You just wanna boost your score.
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    Commander, Squad 21 is out of position.
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    Commander?
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    Commander!
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    Time for lunch?
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    Didn't you just eat?
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    He's far too happy.
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    There's finally something
    going on. Let him be.
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    I wonder what dinner will be...
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    Found one!
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    It's mine!
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    No surprise there. You're the
    only one who can surpass me.
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    This way, guys!
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    This time...!
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    Thanks as usual, Jean!
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    Don't mind if I do!
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    Jerk!
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    That's bullshit!
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    Sorry, Jean!
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    Yippee! Woo-hoo!
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    Hey! Not bad!
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    Piece of cake!
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    Still, you're not as good as me!
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    Stealing is dirty, you thieves!
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    Eh?
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    I found those targets before you did!
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    Dirty? What a naïve thing to say, Jean.
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    When hunting prey,
    manners go out the window.
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    Screw your woodsman logic, Potato Girl.
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    Potato?! I thought everyone
    forgot about that! You're mean!
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    Yeah! Apologize to Sasha!
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    For starters, those dummies
    were in our zone.
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    Yeah, yeah! You've been acting
    weird today, yelling and stuff...
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    You itching to see mommy again?
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    That's why--!
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    Not a chance in hell!
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    Cut it out, you two. And Jean, too.
    Or forget joining the MP.
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    Tsk! Let's settle this
    during tomorrow's training.
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    Whoever tags more wins.
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    Interesting!
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    Commander Pyxis!
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    I'll oversee your contest.
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    Your competitiveness and fighting
    spirit are worthy of praise.
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    However, to compete during
    training is inexcusable!
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    Compete with cook.
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    What?
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    Compete with cooking!
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    Huh?
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    Cooking?!
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    Yes, with cooking.
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    Cooking contest!
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    --Cooking?
    --For real?
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    Why cooking?
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    We should've taken all his drinks.
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    B-But, Commander Pyxis...
    We're soldiers! What does cooking--?!
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    Jean! What do you know about cooking?!
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    Yeah! I bet your mom
    cooked all your meals!
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    I'll teach you not to
    underestimate cooking, Jean Boy!
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    Bring it on!
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    Cooking or cleaning, I don't care!
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    Once I beat you, you stay
    outta my way, Potato Girl!
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    Very well! The showdown
    will be tonight at 23:00!
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    Bring the tastiest meal you've ever made!
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    It's Sasha versus Jean!
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    I ain't gonna miss it!
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    I won't be able to sleep!
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    We're not gonna let you!
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    What's going on?
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    Dunno.
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    "The trick to cooking? Hmm. Picking
    ingredients that you won't regret using."
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    Nice! I see it!
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    Why are we helping?
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    Nothing we can do, Annie.
    They said we've gotta work as a squad.
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    I used to play in that forest.
    There's a famous giant boar in there.
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    If we can get its meat,
    we'll win for sure.
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    You know how to cook?
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    Never had time for it!
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    My! What a coincidence!
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    You guys...! Why?!
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    Sasha caught the scent of meat!
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    I won't let you guys
    hog all of it! Hiyah!
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    Dammit!
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    C'mon, Jean! This is your home turf!
    We have an advantage!
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    Uh, Jean? We're not lost, are w--?
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    Hell no.
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    But didn't we go past--?
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    We haven't!
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    Look! See this mark?
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    We saw one like it earlier,
    but that just means we're close!
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    Hey, hey! We're not gonna find
    anything walking around aimlessly.
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    To find tracks without snow,
    it's gonna take at least four days till--
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    Look, Conny!
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    It's huge.
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    Yeah, it sure is. And it's still fresh.
    The den must be near.
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    You had a lucky break this time,
    but that doesn't mean you'll--
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    There it is.
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    It's a biggie.
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    Yeah. That's a Colossal Boar.
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    All right, let's go home. This is insane.
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    She elbowed me?!
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    Why would you say that?!
    You're making me sad!
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    What would your ancestors say?!
    Isn't the whole world connected?!
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    Sorry, Sasha. I'm not sure what
    you're saying, but I was in the wrong.
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    As long as you understand.
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    Now, let's give our hearts to meat!
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    Right!
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    Guys!
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    Let's go, Sasha!
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    Yeah!
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    You first!
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    Yeah!
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    Meat!
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    The boar! That's it!
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    It's fast! Can we catch up?!
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    Stew! Steak! Sausage!
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    Look, Sasha! I've got potatoes!
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    Smoked meat! Minced meat! Cutlets!
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    It's no use! The allure
    of meat is too great!
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    It goes good with everything!
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    There's only one tastiest
    food in the world...!
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    It's meat!
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    Make way! Boar meat coming through!
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    --Meat! Meat! Meat!
    --Make way! Make way!
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    Son of a bitch!
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    Hey, stop it!
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    But--!
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    No buts! Cut it out!
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    Um...
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    I'm looking for my Jean Bo--
    I'm looking for Jean Kirschtein.
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    The showdown's tonight. I've gotta find
    something to top Potato Girl's meat!
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    Is Jean Kirschtein here?!
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    Sir! That's me!
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    Your mother is here.
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    Huh?
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    Jean Boy!
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    Jean Boy, why haven't you come home?!
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    --Thomas Wagner visited his, you know.
    --Jean Boy? Who's that?
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    --You're such a silly boy.
    --It's Jean, right?
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    Did you spill soup on
    your pants? My goodness.
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    Cut it out!
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    But, Jean Bo--
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    Forget it! Just go home!
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    But I brought these for every--
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    Nobody wants it!
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    Jean!
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    Jean Boy!
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    Everyone, I hope you're getting
    along with my poor little son.
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    Jean Boy, I made your favorite--
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    Get lost already!
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    Y-You should be nicer to your mom,
    Jean Bo--erm, Jean.
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    H-Have you lost your mind, Jean?!
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    They've got beef stocked in the
    officers' storehouse. Let's get some.
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    I-I make the worst thief!
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    I-I've been clumsy all my life!
    I've always been a slow runner!
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    In hide-and-seek, I laugh
    and give my spot away!
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    --Armin?
    --Someone like me isn't cut out...
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    ...to be a thief!
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    Hey! Where you going?!
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    Sorry, Jean. I don't think I can help
    with this beat-up body of mine.
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    I'm out, too. I can't risk being caught.
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    But don't you wanna join
    the MP, too, Annie?
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    Sorry.
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    Beef. It's the only meat
    capable of beating Potato Girl.
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    I'm a guy who stops at nothing
    to achieve my goals.
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    I ain't some poor little Jean Boy!
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    Kirschtein!
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    I looked all over for you.
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    Here. This is from your mother.
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    What are you even doing here?
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    Um... The loo.
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    What do you mean? The toilet's that way.
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    To my Jean Boy...
    Eat this and do your best.
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    Try not to cause problems
    for the others.
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    Mom.
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    Tsk!
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    Mr. Omelet! Mr. Omelet...!
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    Here you go! You sure love
    Mr. Omelet, Jean Boy.
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    I won't know if you're crying, Jean Boy.
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    Tell me, what happened?
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    How are you feeling? Can you eat?
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    Thank you. You're such a sweet boy.
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    Mom!
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    Meat!
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    Meat!
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    Lounging around on a weekday...
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    Ahhh, if only the damn Titans disappeared while I napped...
    "Chips" "Betsumaga"
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    I hope you've prepared some amazing meals.
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    We shall now commence the cooking contest
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    between Jean Kirschtein and Sasha
    Braus of the 104th Cadet Corps!
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    First up, Sasha Braus!
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    Sir!
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    Enjoy!
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    Hmm?
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    --Meat!
    --It's meat!
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    What kind of meat?!
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    That looks so good!
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    We shall see.
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    Commander!
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    What the--?!
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    It's...! It's...! It's...!
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    Delicious!
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    This is boar! It's boar meat!
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    So delicious! The texture is incredible,
    and each bite is an explosion of flavor!
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    The wine dulls its gaminess,
    leaving nothing but juicy meat!
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    Leave him to us!
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    Never before... have I drank...
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    ...wine this... delicious!
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    What happened?
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    He's hasn't moved.
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    What's going on?
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    Look, he's spellbound!
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    We've got this!
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    Yeah! Now it's Jean's turn!
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    Enjoy.
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    Hmm?
[20:58] ---
    Eh?!
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    --What's that, an omelet?
    --He thinks he can beat meat with that?
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    Oh? Well, isn't this cute.
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    Please, have a taste.
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    He's not saying anything.
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    Looks like we've won.
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    Yeah. There's nothing in
    the world that tops meat.
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    I've made my decision.
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    The winner of this cooking contest...
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    ...is Jean Kirschtein!
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    Jean wins!
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    His omelet beat the meat!
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    All hail home cooking!
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    I'm not convinced! Why?!
    How can meat lose?!
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    Answer me, my young cadet: What is meat?
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    Meat is meat!
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    That's right.
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    Meat is meat. It is nothing more
    and nothing less.
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    Meat is meat.
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    It's for that reason you have lost.
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    I'm so ashamed!
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    That convinced her?
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    I forsake the potatoes and veggies
    that have treated me well!
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    I can't believe I tried to win
    by just cooking meat!
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    Don't be ashamed.
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    You're not the only one
    who cooked a simple dish.
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    I'm sorry, Jean!
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    It's no big deal.
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    Eating slabs of meat at night
    gives me a heavy stomach.
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    That omelet, on the other hand...
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    The taste was nothing special,
    but it made for the perfect snack.
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    Tomorrow, I think I'll swing by my home.
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