4 - Grown-Up Time
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Long time no see, Big Teach.\n
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Yes, I've finally gotten paid.\n
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Japan's cheap snacks are of superb quality.\n
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They're absolutely worth\ndisguising myself for!\n
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Stop that!\n
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Aw, just come with us, willya?\n
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But I have to get to my\nnew teaching position!\n
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So you're a teacher!\n
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Tutor us, then--we're awful dumb!\n
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Why don't I tutor you in the right way\nto hit on a woman from your car?\n
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Lesson 1: Decorate your car beautifully.\n
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The car's lousy with ribbons!\n
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There is no Lesson 2.\n
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Are you all right?\n
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Thank you so much!\n
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What an upstanding man.\nI'll never forget your kindness!\n
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By the way,\n
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do you know how to get to\nKunugigaoka Junior High?\n
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*The theory... of savage youth! *
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*I only speak when it's time to act *
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*I know that's pretty cool
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(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
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*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
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*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
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*What's this wave of irritation? *
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*Proof of our existence? *
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*Look up at the moon and up you go *
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*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
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"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
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"Episode 4: Grown-Up Time"\n
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"Old Campus"\n
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"Old Campus"\nNow, allow me to introduce\n
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your brand-new temporary\nforeign-language teacher.\n
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Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!\n
[02:46] ---
What a knockout!\n
[02:47] ---
What knockers!
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Wait...\n
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--Why's she all over him?\n--Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?\n
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--Pisses me off...\n--That's a wig.\n
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Oh, I don't mind!\n
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This school intends to give you authentic\nexperience in foreign languages.\n
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I trust there are no complaints\n
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about her taking over\nhalf your English lessons?\n
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If we must...\n
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We've got us one heck of\na teacher! Not only that,\n
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she seems to really have\na thing for Koro Sensei.\n
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Uh-huh.\n
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I might get some\nassassination hints out of this.\n
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The octopoid Koro Sensei seems flummoxed,\n
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having a human woman hanging all over him.\n
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His face has so many unique colors--\n
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so what color is "bewilderment"?\n
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He's just plain smitten!\n
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There's no mistaking that face.\n
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Guess he goes for humans, too.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #5: Boobs"\n
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The more I look at you,\nthe more I like what I see.\n
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Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...\n
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Your undefined joints...\n
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Why, you're positively captivating!\n
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How embarrassing!\n
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Don't let her trick you, Koro Sensei!\n
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No woman finds those things attractive!\n
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We're not that dense.\n
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Any teacher coming to this class at this time\n
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has a fairly high probability\nof being no ordinary teacher.\n
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Hup! Pass! Hup! Kill!\n
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I had all kinds of close-range\nmethods prepared...\n
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I just never thought my\nseduction tactics would work.\n
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Irina Jelavich. Profession: assassin.\n
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Not only is she beautiful, she has\na dozen languages at her command.\n
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She can bewitch a target from any nation,\n
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and kill even heavily guarded targets\nfrom point-blank range with ease.\n
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She's an assassin with a fine handle\non infiltration and approach.\n
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But you can't just hire an\nassassin to work at a school.\n
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We'll have you do some teaching\nto keep up appearances.\n
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I'm a pro.\n
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My job will be done before\nI need to resort to teaching.\n
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Hup! Pass!\n
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Hup! Kill!\n
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Hup! Pass!\n
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Hup! Kill!\n
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--Hup! Pa--\n--Koro Sensei!\n
[05:13] ---
Oh, Koro Sensei!\n
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Mr. Karasuma tells me you're\noh so very fast! Is that true?\n
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Well, not that fast...
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"Sensei-O-Vision"\n
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"Sensei-O-Vision"\nCould you do me a favor?\n
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"Sensei-O-Vision"\nI'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee.\n
[05:29] ---
"Sensei-O-Vision"\nWon't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?\n
[05:33] ---
Why, of course. I happen to\nknow a great café in Vietnam.\n
[05:44] ---
Er... Ms. Irina? Class is starting.\nShouldn't we go back in?\n
[05:51] ---
Class? Oh, right. Just make it\na study hall or something.\n
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And... can you not call me by my first name?\n
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I won't be playing teacher\nunless that octopus is around,\n
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so you are to call me Ms. Jelavich.\n
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So what are you going to do, Ms. Bitch?\n
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No nicknames!\n
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You're an assassin, right?\n
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The entire class working together\ncan't kill this monster,\n
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and you're going to kill him all by yourself?\n
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Brat. Grown-ups have their own\ngrown-up ways of doing things.\n
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You must be Nagisa Shiota.\n
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Come to the staff room later.\nI'd like to see what you have on him.\n
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The same goes for anyone else with key intel!\n
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I'll give you something good in return.\n
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I can even swap in a man for you girls.\n
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It's a pro's job to have both\ntechnique and connections.\n
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You brats go watch from the outfield.\n
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Oh, one more thing:\n
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Interfere even slightly in my\nassassination and I'll kill you.\n
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Her skilled kisses that make you swoon.\n
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Her tough-looking companions.\nThe gravity of her threat.\n
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We knew at once she was\nthe real deal: a professional killer.\n
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At the same time, most of\nthe class sensed something else:\n
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we hated her.
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"Study Hall"\n
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I've never killed an unidentified creature\n
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like this before...\n
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Everything's ready.\n
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The boy's shared his intel with me.\n
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Some of us have destroyed a single\ntentacle, but that doesn't faze him.\n
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Maybe... you have to destroy\nall his tentacles at once.\n
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He can escape before\nyou deal the final blow.\n
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And...\n
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if you plan to sneak up on him,\nyou probably shouldn't smoke.\n
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For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
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That won't conflict with my plan.\n
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I am Irina Jelavich, a pro among pros\n
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who's pulled off assassinations\nin all kinds of circumstances.\n
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C'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
[08:25] ---
"Bitch"\nC'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
[08:28] ---
"Bitch"\nYeah, Ms. Bitch!\n
[08:30] ---
"Bitch" I mean, you are a teacher here, right, Ms. Bitch?
[08:33] ---
Quit your "bitch"ing!\n
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For one thing, they're pronounced differently!\n
[08:38] ---
You Japanese can't\ndifferentiate between B and V!\n
[08:42] ---
I'll teach you the right way to say V!\n
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First lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on!\n
[08:49] ---
Yes, right!\n
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Now stay like that for an hour and\ngive me some peace and quiet.\n
[08:54] ---
What kind of lesson is this?!
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"Old Campus"\n
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I understand you've\nbrought in a rather shady trio.\n
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That plan is news to me.\n
[09:03] ---
Yes: all pros, all more than\ncompetent. And tight-lipped.\n
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They're so in love with me,\nthey'll do whatever I ask--for free.\n
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Everything's set up. Today I act.\n
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Ms. Irina!\n
[09:18] ---
Here's the Indian chai you requested.\n
[09:20] ---
Oh, thank you, Koro Sensei!\nJust what I wanted for my afternoon tea!\n
[09:25] ---
Actually, Koro Sensei,\nI'd like to speak with you.\n
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Could you come to the\nshed during fifth period?\n
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Speak with me? But of course.\n
[09:35] ---
Fifth period, right?\n
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I'll be there with certain-tea!\nBecause that's chai tea, get it?\n
[09:45] ---
Hey, now--you kiddin' me?\n
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They're goin' into that shed together!\n
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Kind of a let-down,\n
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--My trip to India was perfect chai-ming!\n--watching Koro Sensei fall for such an obvious ploy.\n
[09:56] ---
Mr. Karasuma?\n
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I don't think we'll ever warm up to her.\n
[10:01] ---
Apologies. She's a pro\nhere on government orders.\n
[10:07] ---
Still...\n
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completing all her preparations in a single day\n
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proves she's an assassin of the highest caliber.\n
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So what did you want\nto talk about, Ms. Irina?\n
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Assassination by infiltration\n
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requires flexibility toward one's target.\n
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I'm up against an unidentified creature.\n
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--Best to do it quickly,\nbefore he gets suspicious.\n
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--Koro Sensei...\n--Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.\n
[10:31] ---
I... I always fall for exceptional people.\n
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With your body, your strength--\n
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you're so exceptional,\nit was love at first sight.\n
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Oh, er, uh--\n
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Do you think that makes me a strange woman?\n
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Turn his attention to me, even by force,\n
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so he won't notice what's really going on.
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I spent all night fixing up the place.\nAll to hunt you down...\n
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target of mine.\n
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You're a bad boy, Koro Sensei.\n
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W-We can't do this--not here!\n
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You foolish, foolish man.\n
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Farewell.\n
[11:17] ---
Give me a minute to take all this off.\n
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All?!\n
[11:21] ---
--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
[11:22] ---
--All...\n--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
[11:25] ---
All?!\n
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All--\n
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Live ammo and real guns.\n
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M61.\n
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M134.\n
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M249.\n
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All spraying ammo with\nsuperlative speed and firepower.\n
[11:42] ---
These weird pellets won't come into play.\n
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After all, there's nothing these bullets won't kill.
[11:49] ---
Firing complete in 3, 2, 1...\n
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...ze--\n
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Unfortunately, Ms. Irina,\nlead bullets have no effect on me.\n
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They just melt inside my body.\n
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And take a good look at my face.\n
[12:14] ---
You have... four eyes?!
[12:16] ---
No, two of those are nostrils.\n
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Who can tell?!\n
[12:21] ---
There's a metallic odor in the shed\nthat wasn't here until yesterday.\n
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An old-man smell whose\nincongruity opened my nostrils.\n
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For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
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By pretending to be caught in your trap,\nI could easily uncover my assassin.\n
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In other words...\n
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as a pro, you clung too tightly\nto common-sense assassination.\n
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My students' attempts are far\nmore flexible and formidable.\n
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And did you know?\n
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My retaliation takes the form\nof care and grooming.\n
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Nooo!\n
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"slither slither"\nNooo!\n
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What was that?!\n
[13:02] ---
Gunshots, a scream...\nand now a slithery sound!\n
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"slither slither"\n
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"slither slither"\nNo!\n
[13:09] ---
"slither slither"\nNo...\n
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No...\n
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She's getting slithered but good!\n
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Let's go!\n
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Koro Sensei!\n
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How are those boobs?!\n
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I wish I could have enjoyed\nmyself a little longer...\n
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but I'm really looking forward\nto our classes together.\n
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Wh-What happened in there?\n
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Ms. Bitch is wearing a\nwholesome, retro gym outfit!\n
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To think he did all that\nto me in only one minute...\n
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He loosened my stiff shoulders and back,\n
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gave me a lymphatic oil massage,\n
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got me changed at top speed...\n
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and then to do that slithery\nthing with his tentacles?\n
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What thing?!
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What did you do, Koro Sensei?\n
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Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care.\n
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That's the face of a guilty grown-up!\n
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Back to the classroom, now.\n
[14:09] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[14:11] ---
This is unforgivable. I've never\nsuffered such an unsightly failure!\n
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I am a pro, and I shall repay him for this disgrace!
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"Study Hall"\n
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That octopus better not think a pro like me\n
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is already out of ideas.\n
[14:32] ---
I'll need all-new supplies.\n
[14:34] ---
Dammit! Why doesn't this\nbackwoods school have Wi-Fi?!\n
[14:38] ---
You're trying awful hard, Ms. Bitch.\n
[14:41] ---
Your pride must be in tatters after that.\n
[14:45] ---
Excuse me...\n
[14:46] ---
What?\n
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If you won't teach us anything,\ncould you swap with Koro Sensei?\n
[14:52] ---
We've got entrance exams this year.\n
[14:54] ---
Ha! You want that vicious\ncreature to teach you?\n
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You think your exams compare\nat all to a planetary crisis?\n
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Must be nice being a clueless kid!\n
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Besides, I understand you E-Class students\n
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are the school's loser misfits.\n
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There can't be any point to studying now.
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I know--how about this?\n
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If my attempt succeeds,\nI'll give you 5 million yen to share!\n
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That's far more than you'd gain\nfrom any pointless schoolwork!\n
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So shut up and do as I...\n
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Get out.\n
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--Get out, you damn bitch!\n--Bring in Koro Sensei!\n
[15:37] ---
Wh-Where'd all this come from?! I'll kill you all!\n
[15:40] ---
"No Big Boobs!!"\nI'd like to see you try!\n
[15:41] ---
"No Big Boobs!!"\nYeah, that's right! Down with big boobs!\n
[15:43] ---
That's your complaint?
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"Staff Room"\n
[15:48] ---
What is with those brats?!
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They're sharing space with\na fine woman like me--\n
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and they're not grateful?!\n
[15:55] ---
They're not--hence the classroom chaos.\n
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Go apologize to them--\n
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if you want to stick around\nfor another attempt, that is.\n
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Why should I? I have\nno teaching experience!\n
[16:08] ---
Let me focus on assassination!\n
[16:12] ---
All right, then. Come with me.\n
[16:16] ---
Erromango, one of the islands of\nVanuatu, or the New Hebrides...\n
[16:20] ---
What's he doing?
[16:22] ---
Writing test questions.\n
[16:24] ---
It's what he does every\nWednesday during sixth period.\n
[16:29] ---
It sure seems to be taking a long time.\n
[16:32] ---
At Mach 20, shouldn't those\ntests be written already?\n
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They're different for each student.\n
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He writes individualized questions,\ntaking into account\n
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the students' best and worst subjects.\n
[16:47] ---
Chiba has spatial figures down pat.\n
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Why don't I give him a slightly\ntougher trick question?\n
[16:54] ---
He has advanced intelligence and speed,\n
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this dangerous creature\nwho'll destroy the Earth.\n
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And his teaching work is close to perfect.\n
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Take that!\n
[17:06] ---
Now look at the students.\n
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They're just fooling around.\n
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It's training: how to accurately\nstrike a moving target with a knife.\n
[17:15] ---
--Assassination badminton. I taught them that.\n--Attack!\n
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--That's a thrust: 3 points.\n--Whaaat?\n
[17:20] ---
Target and teacher,\n
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assassins and students.\n
[17:23] ---
Here in this bizarre classroom\nthat creature's made for us,\n
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everyone has two roles to play.\n
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You make a big deal out of being a pro,\n
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but if you can't be both an assassin and a teacher,
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then this is the worst\nplace for a pro like you.\n
[17:44] ---
You okay?\n
[17:45] ---
Sheesh!\n
[17:46] ---
If you want to stay here\nand keep going after him,\n
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don't look down on these students.\n
[18:11] ---
"You're incredible in bed." Repeat.\n
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Come on!\n
[18:17] ---
"Y-You are incredible in bed."\n
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When I assassinated a certain VIP in America,\n
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I first turned on the charm\nto get close to his bodyguard.\n
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Those are the words he said to me. They mean:\n
[18:34] ---
"You're great in the sack!"\n
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Just what are you making\nus junior-high kids say?!\n
[18:40] ---
It's often said that the fastest\nway to learn another language\n
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is to get yourself a lover who speaks it.\n
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You want to know what they're feeling,\n
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so you try your hardest to\nunderstand what they say.\n
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When necessary in the course of my work...\n
[18:54] ---
"David" "Christiano" "Nemanja" "Eric" "Ji Sung" "Shinji" "Howard"\nWhen necessary in the course of my work...\n
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I have used that method to learn\nmore than a few new languages.\n
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Therefore, my lessons will teach\nyou how to sweet-talk foreigners.\n
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The basics of chummy chats,\nstraight from a pro assassin:\n
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Master them and they'll come in\nhandy with a real live foreigner.\n
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A foreigner!\n
[19:14] ---
"Depp-ish" "Jolie-esque"\nA foreigner!\n
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Let that octopus teach you\nwhat you need for your exams.\n
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The only thing I can teach you\nis practical conversation skills.\n
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And if you still don't think of me as a teacher,
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I'll give up on my assassination and leave.\n
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Th-That ought to fly with you all.\n
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And... I'm sorry about all that stuff.\n
[19:46] ---
Why so nervous? You were\njust threatening to kill us!\n
[19:51] ---
She's totally a teacher now.\n
[19:54] ---
We can't call you "Ms. Bitch" anymore.\n
[19:57] ---
You... you understand!\n
[20:01] ---
It was a pretty rude thing to call a teacher.
[20:04] ---
Yeah. We need something else.\n
[20:07] ---
How 'bout "Professor Bitch"?\n
[20:10] ---
Er... how about we move away\nfrom the whole "bitch" thing?\n
[20:15] ---
Just call me by my first name. I don't mi--\n
[20:18] ---
But that "bitch" thing\nreally isn't going away.\n
[20:23] ---
Yeah. "Professor Bitch" fits her\nway better than "Ms. Irina."\n
[20:27] ---
Well, there you have it.\nWelcome, Professor Bitch!\n
[20:30] ---
Let's get started, Professor Bitch!\n
[20:34] ---
I hate you all so much!
[20:38] ---
She's fitting right in.\n
[20:40] ---
More or less.\n
[20:43] ---
Don't screw with me!\nBunch of rotten brats!\n
[20:48] ---
Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[20:51] ---
I want my students to be able to\nconverse with an actual foreigner,\n
[20:56] ---
and really, who better than\na globetrotting assassin?\n
[21:02] ---
You mean he saw all this coming?\n
[21:06] ---
Time to top off my sugar reserves\n
[21:07] ---
--after all that hard mental work!\n--He stubbornly refuses to say\n
[21:10] ---
why he started teaching the E Class.\n
[21:12] ---
But the more we make this place\nthe ideal assassination environment,\n
[21:17] ---
the more we're lured into making it\nthe ideal learning environment.\n
[21:20] ---
--Aren't you cute?! --I am not!
[21:23] ---
This monster's got us all\nat the tips of his tentacles.\n
[21:28] ---
There'll be a big taste test tonight!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
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