22 - Nagisa Time

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    I'll kill you...\n
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    ...for what you did to them!\n
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    That's the spirit! Come and kill me,\n
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    Nagisa!\n
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[00:43] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
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    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:06] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[01:12] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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    *Will we, still incomplete *
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    *Be able to shoot through *
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    *The invincible target that's you? *
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    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[01:38] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
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    *For you more than anyone else *
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    *Studying like a house on fire *
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    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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    *Revolution *
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    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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    "Episode 22: Nagisa Time"\n
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    Nagisa--\n
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    he's snapped!\n
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    Sure, we'd all like to kill\nthat rotten son of a bitch,\n
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    but Nagisa might just go through with it!\n
[02:22] ---
    No! You have to stop--\n
[02:32] ---
    Don't be gettin' cocky, Nagisa!\n
[02:36] ---
    I saw the pitiful way you looked at me\nwhen that medicine got blown up!\n
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    Quit worryin' about other people, ya damn wimp!\n
[02:48] ---
    This virus'll go away by itself\nwith a good night's sleep!\n
[02:52] ---
    Terasaka... you mean--\n
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    Murder is murder, even with\na piece of trash like that.\n
[02:59] ---
    You gonna give in to the crazy\n
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    and throw your chance at\nten billion out the window?\n
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    Terasaka's right, Nagisa.\n
[03:06] ---
    Killing him isn't worth it,\n
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    and being in a blind rage\nwill only work against you.\n
[03:12] ---
    Besides, he doesn't know\nanything about the remedy.\n
[03:15] ---
    We'll ask the poisoner downstairs.\n
[03:18] ---
    Just knock this one out; that's enough.\n
[03:22] ---
    Hey, now, quit being a wet blanket!\n
[03:25] ---
    Unless he comes at me with a real\nintent to kill, what's the point?\n
[03:29] ---
    I'll use this squirt's\nbloodlust for revenge\n
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    in a most humiliating way,\n
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    and finally my own shame will disappear!\n
[03:36] ---
    Nagisa, take Terasaka's stun gun.\n
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    His life and my life.\nHis words and Terasaka's words.\n
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    Think carefully, now: Which are worthy?\n
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    Terasaka!\n
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    You... you've got one hell of a fever!\n
[03:57] ---
    How'd you even make it here like this?!\n
[04:00] ---
    Shaddup. You wanna look\nat somethin', look there.\n
[04:05] ---
    Do it, Nagisa. Kill 'im to\nwithin an inch of his life.\n
[04:26] ---
    Ooh, don't you look cool!
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    Koro Sensei, Nagisa's put the stun gun away!\n
[04:35] ---
    I see you're determined to\nuse the knife. That's a relief.\n
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    Oh, and just so you know,\n
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    I do have some spare vials of that remedy.\n
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    If you don't come at me like you mean it,\n
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    or if your pals get in our way,\n
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    you can kiss these babies goodbye.\n
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    Hear that, Karasuma? Stay out of this!\n
[04:58] ---
    This stuff takes a good month to make.\n
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    There's not enough for everyone, but it is your last hope.
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    Mr. Karasuma.\n
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    If you determine that\nNagisa's life is in danger,\n
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    please don't hesitate to shoot Mr. Takaoka.\n
[05:17] ---
    For him to say that when he can\nusually see what's coming...\n
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    This must be our most\ndangerous situation yet.\n
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    Even I can tell that much.\n
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    We may have managed to defeat those\nthree assassins on our own terms...\n
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    but now the tables are completely turned!\n
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    Even if Nagisa Shiota did try to\nturn this into an assassination...\n
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    What's wrong? Aren't you going to kill me?\n
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    Takaoka's a whole different man:\nhe's in battle mode!\n
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    Even with a mind gone mad,\nhe's still an elite military man.\n
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    His impregnable defense will\nshut down any surprise attack!\n
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    The build!\n
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    The skills!\n
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    The experience!\n
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    Defeating him is far harder\nthan scoring first place\n
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    in the national mock exams.\n
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    It's no contest...\n
[06:27] ---
    There's no way he can beat that monster!\n
[06:30] ---
    Hey, don't be tiring out on me.\n
[06:32] ---
    We're just getting started!\n
[06:36] ---
    Looks like it's time for me to use this, too.\n
[06:43] ---
    A traumatic image accompanies\nhis knife in my dreams.\n
[06:47] ---
    When he caught me off guard\nwith that smile of his--\n
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    that's when everything went off the rails.\n
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    I will not make the same mistake again.
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    I'll cut off your hands and feet,\nhave them stuffed and mounted.\n
[07:02] ---
    I'll keep them with me\nand cherish them forever.\n
[07:06] ---
    Mr. Karasuma! You've got\nto shoot him! Nagisa'll die!\n
[07:11] ---
    Wait...\n
[07:12] ---
    Stay out of it!\n
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    Are we still leaving them to it, Terasaka?\n
[07:17] ---
    I'm just about ready to join the fray, myself.\n
[07:20] ---
    You been skippin' practice, Karma,\nso you don't know, but Nagisa...\n
[07:28] ---
    He's still got somethin' up his sleeve.\n
[07:32] ---
    Was that the surefire technique?\n
[07:35] ---
    Yes. But then again,\n
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    it didn't look like one, did it?\n
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    When I was in a tight spot as an assassin,\n
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    I used this to squeeze my way out.\n
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    But it has conditions that\nmust be met--three of them.\n
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    First:\n
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    you must have two weapons.\n
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    Second: you must be up against an expert.\n
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    And third: your foe must know\nthe terror of being killed.\n
[08:07] ---
    Good--\n
[08:10] ---
    that's all of them.\n
[08:12] ---
    What...\n
[08:14] ---
    Mr. Takaoka...\n
[08:18] ---
    will you be my guinea pig?\n
[08:22] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!\n
[08:24] ---
    A surefire, instakill move\n
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    doesn't necessarily kill instantly.\n
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    Given the ideal conditions, of course,\nany assassin can do the deed.\n
[08:36] ---
    But reality is rarely that agreeable,\n
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    especially when your target is\na pro with an airtight defense.\n
[08:42] ---
    But this technique can create\nan ideal killing situation\n
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    in just such a pinch.\n
[08:48] ---
    It sets the stage for an instant kill.\n
[08:52] ---
    Sets the stage, huh?\n
[08:55] ---
    Move from a standstill, as fast as you can,\n
[08:58] ---
    as far as you can,\nand make it as loud as possible.\n
[09:02] ---
    You... lousy... brat!\n
[09:06] ---
    Time it just after dropping the knife.\n
[09:10] ---
    The closer you get, the more\nthe target is focused on the knife.\n
[09:15] ---
    Toss that focus with the knife as though\nplacing them into midair, and...\n
[09:42] ---
    What... just... happ--\n
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    An assassin\n
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    will not overlook those few moments.\n
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    In one fluid motion,\nswiftly draw your second blade.\n
[09:57] ---
    It... can't be...\n
[10:02] ---
    This brat... got me... again?!\n
[10:21] ---
    Finish 'im off, Nagisa. A good jolt\nto the neck'll put 'im out cold.\n
[10:38] ---
    He taught me bloodlust.\n
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    That some kinds of bloodlust\nare wrong to hold on to,\n
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    and how important it is to have\nfriends to pull you away from it.\n
[10:50] ---
    The pain of being hit,\nthe fear of a real fight:\n
[10:54] ---
    I've learned so much from this man.\n
[10:57] ---
    He'd done terrible things,\nbut setting that aside,\n
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    I thought I ought to thank him for his lessons.\n
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    And, I figured...\n
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    No.\n
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    ...thanking him required a certain face.\n
[11:14] ---
    Just, please--don't end this with that face!
[11:19] ---
    That face will haunt my\nnightmares until my dying day!\n
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    Mr. Takaoka,\n
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    thank you.\n
[11:49] ---
    Yesss!\n
[11:51] ---
    We beat the boss!\n
[11:52] ---
    Hooray!\n
[12:15] ---
    Nice!\n
[12:17] ---
    You okay, Nagisa?\n
[12:18] ---
    Yeah...\n
[12:19] ---
    Well done, Nagisa.\n
[12:22] ---
    For the first time, I wasn't sure how\nthings would turn out. I'm relieved.\n
[12:26] ---
    Yeah, and I'm fine... but now what?\n
[12:32] ---
    The remedy we took off\nMr. Takaoka won't be enough.\n
[12:37] ---
    Let's get out of here, at least.\n
[12:39] ---
    I've called a chopper; you wait here.\n
[12:42] ---
    I'll bring up the poisoner.\n
[12:44] ---
    Ha. You don't need no stinkin' remedy.\n
[12:49] ---
    You brats thought you could\nget out of here alive, eh?\n
[12:53] ---
    We've defeated the man who hired you--\n
[12:56] ---
    you're out of reasons to fight.\n
[12:59] ---
    I've mostly recovered, and\nthese students are plenty strong.\n
[13:04] ---
    How about we stop now\nbefore anyone else gets hurt?\n
[13:08] ---
    Yeah, okay.\n
[13:09] ---
    You just don't know when to give up!\n
[13:11] ---
    Huh? "Okay"?\n
[13:13] ---
    Our contracts don't cover avenging the boss.\n
[13:17] ---
    Besides, it's like I said:\nyou don't need any remedy.\n
[13:23] ---
    This here is what I gave you.\n
[13:26] ---
    An improvement on the food-poisoning bug.\n
[13:29] ---
    It'll keep going strong for\nanother thirty hours or so,\n
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    but then it'll lose its oomph--\nand with it, its poison.\n
[13:35] ---
    Now, this is what our boss told us to use.
[13:39] ---
    If we'd used this,\nyou'd really be in dire straits.\n
[13:43] ---
    Right before using that virus,\nwe three talked it over, hm.\n
[13:47] ---
    Our boss only gave you one hour, hm.\n
[13:49] ---
    We figured we could do the handover\n
[13:52] ---
    without resorting to a deadly virus, hm.\n
[13:54] ---
    It was enough to make you feel like your lives were in danger, anyway.
[13:58] ---
    So you went against orders?\nCan you do that when he's paying you?\n
[14:04] ---
    What are you, stupid?\n
[14:05] ---
    If you think pros'll do anything for money,\nyou got another think comin'.\n
[14:09] ---
    Of course, we'll do our best to\nabide by our client's wishes...\n
[14:13] ---
    I'll blow this remedy up\nright before their eyes.\n
[14:18] ---
    Oh, to see their looks of despair!\n
[14:22] ---
    But he never had any intention\nof giving you the remedy.\n
[14:26] ---
    Either we become killers of a bunch\nof respectable junior-high kids\n
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    or we take a hit to our professional standing.\n
[14:33] ---
    We just calmly weighed which option\ncarried more risk from here on out.\n
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    And that's why, sorry to say,\nnone of you will be dying.\n
[14:46] ---
    Give the patients that\nsupplement and put 'em to bed.\n
[14:49] ---
    Per the testimonials, they'll feel even\nbetter than before they were sick.\n
[14:54] ---
    I'll believe it once I see\nthose students recovered.\n
[14:59] ---
    I'll have to detain you for\na while for questioning.\n
[15:02] ---
    Ah, well. You've got a week to wind it up\n
[15:07] ---
    before the next job starts.\n
[15:09] ---
    What's this?\n
[15:11] ---
    Not going for a revenge match, buddy, hm?\n
[15:13] ---
    Isn't your grudge strong\nenough to want me dead?\n
[15:17] ---
    I don't kill people out of spite, hm.\n
[15:22] ---
    I'll wait for the day someone\nputs a hit out on you, hm.\n
[15:26] ---
    You need to become\nsomeone worth targeting, hm.\n
[15:29] ---
    And there you have it, kids!\n
[15:32] ---
    If you really want us to come kill you,\nyou've gotta make it big!\n
[15:36] ---
    Then we'll give you the\npro assassin's grand tour!\n
[15:48] ---
    The assassins were gone,\n
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    having left us with their own\nassassination warning, of sorts.\n
[15:58] ---
    One buzz from Karasuma.\nThat's the signal that they've escaped.\n
[16:02] ---
    Hey, I want to go down the\nmountain and see the ocean.\n
[16:06] ---
    Won't someone drive me down there?\n
[16:08] ---
    Me! Me me me! Pick me!
[16:10] ---
    And so our big infiltration\nmission was completed\n
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    with no one at the hotel the wiser.\n
[16:19] ---
    Terasaka?\n
[16:21] ---
    Thanks for calling out to me back then.\n
[16:24] ---
    I was about to make the wrong move.\n
[16:26] ---
    Pfft.\n
[16:27] ---
    One less student'd make it that\nmuch harder to kill that octopus.\n
[16:34] ---
    Yeah. Sorry.\n
[16:38] ---
    We went back to our hotel,\nwhere everyone was waiting\n
[16:41] ---
    and told them it was going to be okay.\n
[16:44] ---
    We slept like logs,\neach with our own exhaustion,\n
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    and when we awoke, it was\nevening on the next day.\n
[16:59] ---
    That was one crazy day.\n
[17:02] ---
    I'm just glad we got through it in one piece.\n
[17:04] ---
    You were the one in the most danger, Nagisa.\n
[17:08] ---
    Sorry.\n
[17:09] ---
    You do get into sticky spots now\nand then. We worry, you know!\n
[17:15] ---
    Good morning! Or should I say "evening"?\n
[17:18] ---
    Feeling better?\n
[17:19] ---
    Yes, thanks to everyone!\n
[17:20] ---
    I see everyone's in their school jerseys.\n
[17:22] ---
    We're the only guests,\nand these are nice and comfy.\n
[17:25] ---
    And it'd be cruel to have to think up\na whole new day's worth of outfits.\n
[17:29] ---
    Say what?\n
[17:31] ---
    So Koro Sensei's in there?\n
[17:33] ---
    Yeah. It's not like it's going to work,\n
[17:35] ---
    but he's in there nice and tight\nso we can kill him when he reverts.\n
[17:38] ---
    Mr. Karasuma has been leading\nthe charge, without a rest.\n
[17:41] ---
    He shows no signs of fatigue. Amazing!\n
[17:44] ---
    He really is. Wonder if we'll be\nas awesome as him in ten years.\n
[17:49] ---
    Who knows?\n
[17:50] ---
    Professor Bitch may not look\nlike it, but she's great, too.\n
[17:54] ---
    So were the assassins we met at the hotel.\n
[17:56] ---
    Those moves mastered through\nlong years of experience,\n
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    --Go, me.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:01] ---
    --Gimme a max potion.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:02] ---
    --No, hm.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:03] ---
    Then there are people like Takaoka who I don't want to turn into.
[18:08] ---
    We follow people we admire and\nleave behind the ones we reject.\n
[18:13] ---
    Growing up is probably just\ndoing that over and over again.\n
[18:21] ---
    He exploded!\n
[18:23] ---
    Did we get him?!\n
[18:25] ---
    But...\n
[18:27] ---
    we already more or less knew the answer.\n
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    You suffered so much\non account of my cowardice.\n
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    But you battled enemies and\na virus--and did a fine job, too.\n
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    Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
[18:44] ---
    --You're just not the same without your tentacles.\n--'Morning!\n
[18:47] ---
    Yes, good morning. Now let's enjoy\nthe rest of our trip, shall we?\n
[18:52] ---
    You bet!\n
[18:53] ---
    But we're going back tomorrow morning.\n
[18:56] ---
    What's that?! I haven't\nenjoyed myself nearly enough,\n
[18:59] ---
    having spent so much of the trip\nin my Absolute Defense Form!\n
[19:02] ---
    Aren't you chipper.
[19:03] ---
    This is a one-time thing:\n
[19:05] ---
    "We Love Summer!"\nsummer camp with my students!\n
[19:08] ---
    We can't waste a single second!\n
[19:11] ---
    What are you doing?!\n
[19:12] ---
    You just said not to waste a single second.\n
[19:17] ---
    Ah, yes, Karma. Wait until\nyour target lets down his--\n
[19:20] ---
    Hey hey hey!\n
[19:22] ---
    I thought this might be\nour chance to do him in.\n
[19:24] ---
    Want to take a shot, Nagisa?\n
[19:27] ---
    We've got to make the\nmost of the time we have!\n
[19:30] ---
    I'm all for that!\n
[19:31] ---
    Here goes!\n
[19:33] ---
    --Over here!\n--Wait up!\n
[19:35] ---
    Since I'm feeling better and all...\n
[19:37] ---
    You had that on underneath?\n
[19:39] ---
    I don't!\n
[19:40] ---
    Ha!\n
[19:41] ---
    Eek! Now you've done it!\n
[19:43] ---
    Lemme at 'em!\n
[19:46] ---
    Hooray! Me too, me too!\n
[19:49] ---
    Sure!\n
[19:54] ---
    Wait, I'm just going to\nswell right up, aren't I?!\n
[19:56] ---
    Tch!\n
[19:57] ---
    He noticed.\n
[19:58] ---
    That's right--this is it:\n
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    This is what summer is all about!
[20:03] ---
    Hey, me too!\n
[20:04] ---
    Let me--\n
[20:05] ---
    Die!\n
[20:06] ---
    So tiny!\n
[20:07] ---
    Now, students, there'll be fireworks after this!\n
[20:10] ---
    Don't forget to play with me, too!\n
[20:13] ---
    That octopus...\n
[20:15] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, should we start heading out?\n
[20:19] ---
    Yes, please do.\n
[20:20] ---
    Hang on!\n
[20:22] ---
    You're not working on the concrete?\n
[20:25] ---
    If you're heading to the beach, invite me, too!\n
[20:28] ---
    What a swimsuit!\n
[20:29] ---
    What desperation.\n
[20:30] ---
    Shut it, you brats!\n
[20:32] ---
    Hey, Karasuma, what do you say?\n
[20:35] ---
    Let's leave these kids\nbehind and check out that--\n
[20:38] ---
    Whatever.\n
[20:39] ---
    You really are a bitch.
[20:41] ---
    I beg your pardon!\n
[20:43] ---
    You twerps've been getting\nawfully cheeky lately!\n
[20:46] ---
    Don't you mess with me, brats!\n
[20:49] ---
    You done good.\n
[21:00] ---
    The E-for-End Class is\nthe assassination classroom.\n
[21:03] ---
    We are killers,\n
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    and our target is our teacher.\n
[21:10] ---
    "Roll Book"\n
[21:12] ---
    Good morning, class.\n
[21:15] ---
    Time for a second term full of hard work\n
[21:17] ---
    in studying and assassination both!\n
[21:20] ---
    It's ours and Koro Sensei's,\nthis assassination classroom.\n
[21:25] ---
    Another day, another class bell rings!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *