7 - Reaper Time, Part 1

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    Professor Bitch, those presents
    we got yesterday are fantastic!
[00:11] ---
    Yeah, our new P.E. gear
    really kicks things up a notch!
[00:16] ---
    I proposed a design for those, you know.
[00:19] ---
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:19] ---
    "The Karasuma"
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:20] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina"
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:21] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:23] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
    Sure glad we didn't go with the Irina.
[00:25] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
    It's cute, but short on defense.
[00:27] ---
    That man just doesn't get women.
[00:31] ---
    He never even gave me a present!
[00:34] ---
    Huh?
[00:36] ---
    Oh, that's right: four days ago, October 10...
[00:41] ---
    Professor Bitch's birthday!
[00:58] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:01] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:04] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:09] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:12] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:14] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:18] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:22] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:25] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:30] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:36] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:41] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run
[01:47] ---
    Question, question: what
[01:49] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:52] ---
    Question, question: did I
[01:55] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:58] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:00] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:03] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:06] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:15] ---
    "Seventh Period: Reaper Time, Part 1"
    "by Meg Kataoka"
[02:20] ---
    Before this,
[02:21] ---
    I've had plenty of sugar daddies
    give me all kinds of pricey gifts.
[02:28] ---
    But now,
[02:29] ---
    "Karasuma" "Irina"
    But now,
[02:30] ---
    "Karasuma" "Irina"
    any gift not from him is just so much worthless junk.
[02:35] ---
    any gift not from him is just so much worthless junk.
[02:36] ---
    And I still can't get a hold of Lovro.
[02:39] ---
    Ugh. Nothing worse than being alone.
[02:43] ---
    Professor Bitch,
    teach us more French conversation!
[02:47] ---
    Meg... That's right: you wanted
    to work overseas, didn't you.
[02:51] ---
    Yes--kind of, I think.
[02:54] ---
    Oh, all right, then. Have a seat--
[02:57] ---
    Say, the weather's so nice, let's do it outside!
[03:00] ---
    Huh? Why--
[03:01] ---
    C'mon, now, let's go!
[03:05] ---
    Geez, if we weren't here to push 'em along...
[03:08] ---
    We've successfully separated those two.
[03:11] ---
    Fingers crossed for
    the birthday-present-buying squad.
[03:15] ---
    Professor Bitch probably already got
    just about every gift there is.
[03:20] ---
    It's a tough one.
[03:22] ---
    The class pitched in 5,107 yen.
[03:26] ---
    --Will that even get us a present for a grown woman?
[03:27] ---
    --I knew it! Hey, you guys!
    --Will that even get us a present for a grown woman?
[03:31] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    Did everything turn out okay?
[03:33] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    You know, with the old guy's leg?
[03:37] ---
    The flower-shop guy
    who called the ambulance!
[03:40] ---
    Thanks so much for your help.
    He managed to forgive us.
[03:44] ---
    Ah. I'm glad it wasn't anything serious.
[03:48] ---
    And now you'd like to find a gift,
    something for a grown-up?
[03:52] ---
    Oh, uh-huh.
[03:53] ---
    How about something like this?
[03:57] ---
    I get it: a bouquet!
[03:59] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    I get it: a bouquet!
[03:59] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    In an age where we have our pick of presents,
[04:02] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    why do you think flowers are still a popular go-to gift?
[04:06] ---
    "Flower Angel"
[04:07] ---
    It's not just about heart.
[04:09] ---
    Their color, shape, fragrance--
    and their impermanence--
[04:13] ---
    makes them a perfect match
    for the human instinct.
[04:16] ---
    Wow, that's pretty persuasive!
[04:19] ---
    A very fine speech indeed...
[04:21] ---
    ...if only you weren't holding a calculator.
[04:23] ---
    Well, uh, it is a business...
[04:26] ---
    So what'll it be?
[04:28] ---
    It's flowery fate! I'll even cut you a deal.
[04:36] ---
    And then what?
    What magic word slays French guys?
[04:41] ---
    Geez, Toka, you're hanging on
    my every word today.
[04:46] ---
    I'm just really curious, that's all!
[04:48] ---
    Professor Bitch, play piano
    for us later, like you did before!
[04:51] ---
    Professor Bitch,
    strike one of your killer poses!
[04:55] ---
    No fair! I was first!
[04:57] ---
    What--
[04:58] ---
    What's with me today? I'm so popular!
[05:03] ---
    All right, bring it on!
    I'll deal with every last one of you!
[05:07] ---
    Just try not to get turned on,
    you rotten brats!
[05:11] ---
    A bouquet for Irina's birthday?
[05:14] ---
    Why me? She'd be happier to get it from you.
[05:18] ---
    Wow. Is he really that clueless?
[05:22] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, if you
    consider that bitch a vital asset,
[05:27] ---
    wouldn't winning your colleague
    over be a big part of your job?
[05:31] ---
    Oh, and let's not tell her
    who got the bouquet.
[05:35] ---
    You do have a point.
[05:38] ---
    All right, I'll do it.
    Thank you for your concern.
[05:44] ---
    "Prep OK"
[05:47] ---
    --Professor Bitch, we just remembered
    something we have to do.
[05:49] ---
    --Huh? Wait--
    --Sorry--maybe next time!
[05:51] ---
    Hey! Why's everyone leaving all of a sudden?
[05:55] ---
    What is all this?
[05:58] ---
    I just don't get it.
[06:00] ---
    It's looped right back
    to being a lonely day again!
[06:03] ---
    Hey, Karasuma, listen to this!
[06:06] ---
    --Those brats--
    --Nice timing, Irina.
[06:10] ---
    Karasuma?
[06:11] ---
    Happy birthday.
[06:15] ---
    No way...
[06:20] ---
    From you?
[06:22] ---
    Sorry I'm late. Things got busy.
[06:27] ---
    I'm just thrilled. Thank you.
[06:33] ---
    Well done--for you, I mean. You don't
    have anything up your sleeve, do you?
[06:38] ---
    I do want to mark the occasion.
[06:41] ---
    This is probably our first
    and last birthday celebration.
[06:47] ---
    What do you mean, "our first and last"?
[06:51] ---
    It stands to reason.
    Either our mission ends or the world does.
[06:56] ---
    One of the two.
[06:57] ---
    Either way, it'll all be over
    in less than half a year.
[07:05] ---
    Uh-oh.
[07:07] ---
    You caught us.
[07:08] ---
    I figured it was something like this.
[07:11] ---
    No way would that square think
    to give me flowers for my birthday.
[07:19] ---
    Did you enjoy yourselves?
[07:21] ---
    Stringing along a pro assassin,
    watching her get her hopes up?
[07:25] ---
    That's not it, Miss Irina.
[07:28] ---
    The students acted out of pure affection to--
[07:30] ---
    Save your lame argument, octorazzi!
[07:35] ---
    I remember now.
[07:37] ---
    This is merely a business relationship.
[07:40] ---
    I've just been playing school
    with these brats in their peaceful world.
[07:46] ---
    You've opened my eyes.
[07:48] ---
    Thanks for the best present ever.
[07:53] ---
    --Hey--
    --Professor Bitch!
[07:56] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, wasn't that a little cold?
[08:01] ---
    Don't tell us you still haven't noticed!
[08:04] ---
    Do I really look that dense to you?
[08:07] ---
    Huh?
[08:08] ---
    You may think I'm heartless,
    but if she can't keep her cool,
[08:13] ---
    I'll hire another assassin.
[08:16] ---
    She's not qualified to work here
    if her blade can be blunted by romance.
[08:22] ---
    That's all there is to it.
[08:25] ---
    Mr. Karasuma...
[08:28] ---
    Argh, dammit! That pisses me off!
[08:31] ---
    That Kara--no, Crapsuma, that Crapsuma!
[08:33] ---
    Ugh, it's so hard to say!
[08:37] ---
    But perhaps the time has come...
[08:41] ---
    Given my power, there may be
    nothing left for me if I stay.
[08:51] ---
    Professor Bitch hasn't come to school since.
[08:56] ---
    Day three, huh?
[08:57] ---
    Maybe we went too far.
[09:01] ---
    Call me if anything happens with Miss Irina.
[09:05] ---
    I've got to get to Brazil
    to take in a soccer match!
[09:08] ---
    Samba-bye!
[09:10] ---
    That's right--he'd had his mind set
    on attending this game for a while now.
[09:14] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #28: Not quite sure what 'our soccer' is"
    He's your typical once-every-four-years sudden fan.
[09:19] ---
    He's your typical once-every-four-years sudden fan.
[09:20] ---
    I wonder if Professor Bitch is okay.
[09:23] ---
    No good. I can't get through.
[09:25] ---
    There's no sign of her on GPS
    or public surveillance cameras.
[09:30] ---
    She wouldn't leave over
    something like this, would she?
[09:34] ---
    That's not it.
[09:36] ---
    There's still something you need her to do.
[09:38] ---
    Right? And besides,
    it's fun having her around.
[09:42] ---
    Yes, you've bonded nicely, you and her.
[09:46] ---
    My preliminary research
    has already verified that much.
[09:49] ---
    All I'll do is exploit that.
[09:58] ---
    It was so casual,
[10:00] ---
    the way this man just
    insinuated himself into our classroom.
[10:05] ---
    I'm the assassin known as the Reaper.
[10:09] ---
    And now I have a lesson for you all.
[10:15] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[10:23] ---
    What the--
[10:26] ---
    This guy...
[10:28] ---
    A flower's beauty negates human caution
[10:32] ---
    and opens the heart.
[10:34] ---
    Just like I told you guys, Nagisa.
[10:38] ---
    But the original reason flowers evolved
    to be lovely and fragrant--
[10:44] ---
    Ritsu, bring up the image I sent you.
[10:50] ---
    --was to attract insects.
[10:53] ---
    Professor Bitch!
[10:54] ---
    I'll cut to the chase:
[10:56] ---
    If you want to keep her alive,
[10:59] ---
    you must all come to the location I specify--
[11:03] ---
    and not a word to your teachers.
[11:05] ---
    You don't have to if you
    don't want to. I can send her to you.
[11:11] ---
    To each of you, equally, in little pieces.
[11:16] ---
    And my next flower
[11:19] ---
    will likely be one of you.
[11:22] ---
    We couldn't see him coming.
[11:24] ---
    That's when I first realized
[11:26] ---
    I was actually most afraid of not being afraid.
[11:32] ---
    Hey, now, buddy--
[11:34] ---
    we have no real obligation
    to save that bossy bitch. Plus...
[11:40] ---
    ...did you think we wouldn't
    give you a beatdown right here,
[11:43] ---
    you kidnapper?
[11:45] ---
    That's incorrect, Terasaka.
    Wrong on all counts.
[11:50] ---
    You all like her more than you think.
[11:54] ---
    And a human could never
    cut down the Reaper.
[12:00] ---
    Fear not. The Reaper only cuts people down.
[12:14] ---
    "Come as a class to the location
    on the map before 6:00 tonight."
[12:19] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Just like with Takaoka and Shiro.
[12:23] ---
    "Tentacle"
    They must be looking to take us hostage and draw out Koro Sensei.
[12:27] ---
    They must be looking to take us hostage and draw out Koro Sensei.
[12:27] ---
    Dammit!
[12:29] ---
    We usin' these?
[12:33] ---
    "Tentacle"
[12:34] ---
    "Tentacle"
    To protect someone... right?
[12:37] ---
    Greatest assassin or not,
[12:40] ---
    we won't let his plans go off without a hitch!
[12:50] ---
    Is that the way in?
[12:52] ---
    I did a loop-around from above.
    No sign of anyone in the area.
[12:56] ---
    Pretty ominous...
[12:58] ---
    Ritsu, if we're not back by midnight,
[13:01] ---
    tell Koro Sensei what's going on.
[13:03] ---
    I will. Stay safe, everyone.
[13:06] ---
    Let's go!
[13:22] ---
    Big space he's got here.
[13:25] ---
    That's all of you?
[13:26] ---
    Okay, then: I'm closing it up.
[13:30] ---
    Hmm. So you can tell what we're doing.
[13:34] ---
    "Reaper"? More like "Peeper!"
[13:37] ---
    We kept our end of the bargain.
[13:39] ---
    Just give back Professor Bitch
    and it'll all be over!
[13:44] ---
    Wh-What the--?!
[13:46] ---
    The whole room... is going down?
[13:56] ---
    Trapping complete!
[13:58] ---
    Doing it all at once like this
    keeps the risk to a minimum.
[14:03] ---
    Professor Bitch!
[14:05] ---
    Dammit!
[14:06] ---
    It's all right. If he comes quietly,
    no one gets killed.
[14:10] ---
    If we go the defiant route...
    you won't get mad enough to kill?
[14:15] ---
    Nope. You're a little too scared--
    even for a kid.
[14:19] ---
    Actually, I'm a little relieved.
[14:22] ---
    Here! It sounds hollow here!
[14:24] ---
    A shaped charge!
[14:26] ---
    Smoke-screen capsules!
[14:35] ---
    Huh!
[14:39] ---
    Right! Now you're talking!
[14:42] ---
    Now for the moment of truth.
[14:46] ---
    Can you hear me, E Class?
[14:49] ---
    The truth is, I'm very pleased you escaped.
[14:53] ---
    It'll be the warm-up
    before the unknown big game.
[14:56] ---
    I expect great things from you.
[14:58] ---
    It's like... a game.
[15:02] ---
    This isn't Mr. Takaoka's simple vindictiveness.
[15:06] ---
    We can't see the Reaper's face.
[15:14] ---
    Hmm... 7 to 1.
[15:16] ---
    "Test Questions"
    Hmm... 7 to 1.
[15:19] ---
    "Test Questions"
    Yes, making X:Y 7 to 1 gives us a lovely math problem.
[15:24] ---
    "* Germany defeated Brazil 7-1"
[15:25] ---
    "in the 2014 FIFA World Cup semi-finals"
    Mineirão...
[15:26] ---
    "in the 2014 FIFA World Cup semi-finals"
    Sete a un...
[15:27] ---
    Hey, big guy!
[15:29] ---
    You lookin' for a fight?!
[15:32] ---
    I-I seem to have angered the local residents!
[15:35] ---
    Could there be any special circumstances?
[15:38] ---
    Let me just ask Maehara.
    He knows a lot about soccer.
[15:41] ---
    The party you have dialed
    is currently out of range, or--
[15:44] ---
    Huh? Isogai, then?
    Hinata and Terasaka, too...
[15:49] ---
    --It's the new star we've waited for!
    --I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:51] ---
    --Our redeemer!
    --I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:52] ---
    Let's intercept him here.
    No matter which way he comes from,
[15:56] ---
    we'll have the upper hand
    if we outnumber him.
[15:58] ---
    Back us up, Ritsu.
[16:00] ---
    Don't feel like it. Not like I'm
    gonna defy the Reaperman.
[16:07] ---
    I'd sooner turn off than do any work.
[16:09] ---
    She's been hacked!
[16:16] ---
    The Reaper...
[16:20] ---
    Wha--
[16:26] ---
    I can't make him out...
    This is the skill of an assassin!
[16:31] ---
    --That jerk!
    --He's just waltzin' right up!
[16:37] ---
    The first skill I honed upon
    becoming an assassin
[16:40] ---
    was head-on combat.
[16:44] ---
    It's 99 percent unnecessary for an assassin,
[16:48] ---
    but without it, the remaining
    one percent of targets would get away.
[16:53] ---
    If you're looking to be
    the world's best assassin...
[16:56] ---
    ...it's an indispensable skill.
[17:00] ---
    Females are so very fragile.
[17:03] ---
    Can't be treating the rest of
    my hostages so carelessly.
[17:07] ---
    Move aside, everyone.
[17:10] ---
    I'll take him.
[17:12] ---
    Nagisa...
[17:14] ---
    That sound was the frame of her
    super P.E. clothes absorbing the impact.
[17:19] ---
    The Reaper thought it was her ribs breaking,
[17:23] ---
    and that that's what has me so furious.
[17:26] ---
    I am angry.
[17:28] ---
    My anger will quell my bloodlust
    and avenge us all.
[17:33] ---
    With these two hands...
[17:37] ---
    Huh?
[17:45] ---
    Uh-oh. This won't work.
[17:54] ---
    The clap stunner. Yours and Lovro's
    might just startle a cat.
[17:59] ---
    But this skill has yet another level.
[18:03] ---
    Human consciousness has a wavelength:
[18:05] ---
    the higher the peaks,
    the more sensitive one is to stimulation.
[18:09] ---
    So when your foe's consciousness
    is at its most sensitive peak,
[18:12] ---
    you strike with
    your most powerful sound wave.
[18:18] ---
    That impact won't just
    temporarily spook your opponent.
[18:22] ---
    It'll paralyze their nerves,
    immobilizing them for a while.
[18:27] ---
    This is... top-level...
[18:31] ---
    So that's it, eh?
[18:34] ---
    Now, then... I seem to be short some people.
[18:35] ---
    "Second Unit: Irina Rescue Squad"
    Now, then... I seem to be short some people.
[18:41] ---
    Professor Bitch!
[18:45] ---
    She's breathing!
[18:47] ---
    Take care of Professor Bitch.
[18:48] ---
    Why do I always gotta do the dirty work?
[18:51] ---
    Okay, let's rendezvous
    with the rest and get out of here!
[18:54] ---
    Got it! Gee, I'm sure glad
    Professor Bitch is all right.
[18:58] ---
    Right?
[19:03] ---
    Professor... Bitch?
[19:09] ---
    I've been asleep for almost six months.
[19:12] ---
    But now I'm awake--thanks to him.
[19:15] ---
    Now to put you out of commission.
[19:18] ---
    Professor Bitch...
[19:19] ---
    Are you serious?
[19:21] ---
    Time for your final lesson, you brats.
[19:27] ---
    Ow!
[19:28] ---
    I stepped on a rock barefoot!
[19:31] ---
    Sheesh. You oka--
[19:37] ---
    N-No fair...
[19:39] ---
    Acting like you were hurt...
[19:41] ---
    We were worried about you for... a...
[19:46] ---
    Such is our experience gap,
    my little hatchlings.
[19:49] ---
    I've been at far more scenes of carnage.
[19:53] ---
    What's this? You beat them all by yourself?
[19:56] ---
    It's just like you said:
[19:59] ---
    It's worthless to throw in with these children.
[20:02] ---
    Exactly. They're from another world.
[20:06] ---
    While these children were breathing clear air,
[20:09] ---
    we've lived our lives breathing in bloodmist.
[20:13] ---
    And what will you do?
    Come quietly or fight a hopeless battle?
[20:20] ---
    Heh. Bring it on.
[20:23] ---
    Let's go, Itona.
    You and me will clobber this joker!
[20:27] ---
    --I surrender.
    --Huh?
[20:29] ---
    He's probably on a whole other level.
[20:31] ---
    If we fight him, we'll just lose.
[20:34] ---
    Itona...
[20:35] ---
    I've learned something. We can lose today.
[20:39] ---
    We'll wait for our chance--until we can win.
[20:43] ---
    Nagisa...
[20:45] ---
    I don't know how you're
    going to try killing Koro Sensei,
[20:49] ---
    but will it really all go according to plan?
[20:52] ---
    No matter how poor my intel,
    I'll still get results.
[20:56] ---
    That's the world's best assassin for you.
[21:01] ---
    Karasuma?
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    How did he know?
[21:07] ---
    The octopus. Said if there was ever
    a wall his students couldn't get over...
[21:12] ---
    Then it'd be his turn.
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    This way.
[21:18] ---
    This dog disguise gives me
    a natural way to track their scent!
[21:22] ---
    What's natural about such an overgrown mutt?
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
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    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon