22 - Happy Birthday Time

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[00:07] ---
    "Spear of Heaven."
[00:09] ---
    "Shield of Earth."
[00:12] ---
    The government had gone forward
    with their final plan to bury Koro Sensei.
[00:17] ---
    We couldn't get them to hear us out.
[00:22] ---
    Our last mission: get everyone to school safely!
[00:27] ---
    We need to see him.
[00:29] ---
    This won't end unless we do.
[00:33] ---
    Countdown to Koro Sensei's dead-line:
[00:36] ---
    three hours!
[00:44] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[00:46] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[00:49] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[00:52] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[00:55] ---
    Reality is merciless
[00:57] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:00] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:05] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:11] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:16] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[01:22] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[01:27] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:28] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:34] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:37] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:39] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[01:43] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears
[01:48] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:49] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[01:51] ---
    "3 Hours Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
    365 days' worth of memories
[01:53] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[01:56] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[02:09] ---
    "22nd Period: Happy Birthday Time"
    "by Yukiko Kanzaki & Rio Nakamura"
[02:20] ---
    Three hours until the
    Spear of Heaven is fully charged.
[02:23] ---
    Shame we'll be destroying him so completely;
[02:27] ---
    what a waste of rare test samples.
[02:29] ---
    All in the name of world peace...
[02:32] ---
    Can those kids make it through?
[02:37] ---
    What is it?!
[02:38] ---
    An intruder on the mountain!
[02:40] ---
    Seems they've gotten past the police line!
[02:45] ---
    I-It's a mob of monsters!
[02:50] ---
    What a nightmare!
[02:52] ---
    I can't tell how many there are!
[02:54] ---
    Think you can mess with us?
[03:01] ---
    Okay...
[03:02] ---
    Nice teamwork, you three.
[03:06] ---
    We've lost communication with the B squad.
[03:09] ---
    This intruder must be
    the real deal. Watch yourself.
[03:11] ---
    Got it.
[03:17] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:20] ---
    A sniper--and they've spotted us all! Location--
[03:26] ---
    Hey, uh... that didn't sound so great.
[03:29] ---
    He's fine.
[03:31] ---
    I wrapped him up nice and soft, that's all.
[03:33] ---
    This squad's taken care of, Karma.
[03:35] ---
    Okay.
[03:37] ---
    How's things by you?
[03:38] ---
    Hmm? Right now...
[03:41] ---
    Agh! Hot! It burns!
[03:41] ---
    "Wasabi"
    Agh! Hot! It burns!
[03:43] ---
    --Ow! It burns!
    --Sorry 'bout that! But you're all such pros.
[03:46] ---
    How else am I going to get you to scream?
[03:51] ---
    Your screams'll be the bait
    to lure even more reinforcements.
[03:54] ---
    I'd like to take care of
    two or three more while I'm here.
[03:58] ---
    That's doable, right, Ritsu?
[04:00] ---
    Yes...
[04:01] ---
    About three more
    are approaching over the ridge.
[04:04] ---
    And there's a fixed machine gun
[04:06] ---
    on the high ground, with all the fir trees.
[04:08] ---
    Roger.
[04:09] ---
    So if we go from the crimson-glory-vine thicket
[04:11] ---
    through the stand of stone oaks?
[04:13] ---
    Yep, that should get you there.
[04:16] ---
    Okay, Terasaka, go that way,
    take down their guys,
[04:19] ---
    and advance to the lone pine.
[04:21] ---
    Got it!
[04:33] ---
    Squads C and D have gone missing!
[04:35] ---
    I need a status report, pronto!
[04:36] ---
    What's the meaning of this, Karasuma?!
[04:39] ---
    That mountain is those students' home turf.
[04:43] ---
    They've spent the last year there
    going after a super-creature,
[04:46] ---
    having fun, and taking classes.
[04:50] ---
    They'll know their way around it
    blindfolded by now.
[04:53] ---
    Right there, on that patch of campus,
[04:55] ---
    they're the world's most terrifying assassins.
[04:59] ---
    Were you behind all this?
[05:01] ---
    They made their own decision.
    They formed their own plan.
[05:04] ---
    And they carried it out themselves.
[05:07] ---
    Even if we tried to hold them back,
[05:10] ---
    they'd be ready to bust through
    with everything they've got.
[05:14] ---
    Like a proud papa.
[05:17] ---
    Okajima, I'm there.
[05:20] ---
    Another fifty meters.
[05:22] ---
    Karma Akabane'd be
    most suited to take command.
[05:26] ---
    With his devilish brain, he'll use
    anything and everything at his disposal.
[05:32] ---
    What the--?!
[05:33] ---
    How many of 'em are there?!
[05:41] ---
    We're just gonna zap you a little, 'kay?
[05:46] ---
    This mountain's just covered with traps.
[05:49] ---
    Even if we did set 'em for Koro Sensei.
[05:55] ---
    Hey! Lemme down!
[06:08] ---
    Tch!
[06:09] ---
    Still some o' you jokers left, eh?
[06:13] ---
    It's true: we did let our guard down.
[06:16] ---
    Looks like you kids are far better
    at this place than we are.
[06:23] ---
    Stun darts, eh?
[06:25] ---
    But if you know what you're up against...
[06:27] ---
    ...it's no problem at all.
[06:39] ---
    Karma!
[06:41] ---
    You punks...
[06:42] ---
    If you'd only behave, this'd all be over.
[06:47] ---
    What in blazes are you
    objecting to this late in the game?!
[06:51] ---
    This is something we have to resolve ourselves!
[06:54] ---
    You don't get to march in now
    and boss us around!
[06:59] ---
    Please trust us on the whole Koro Sensei thing!
[07:02] ---
    Just let us handle it already!
[07:12] ---
    Karma!
[07:23] ---
    Nagisa?
[07:29] ---
    Hey! He's still moving!
[07:31] ---
    You damn brats!
[07:33] ---
    Finish him off right, you dumbasses!
[07:35] ---
    You can keep your show-off high-fives!
[07:40] ---
    There's no response from any of our troops!
[07:43] ---
    What?!
[07:53] ---
    I could tell by the sound.
[07:56] ---
    Sir...
[07:58] ---
    You've come so far, class.
[08:02] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[08:09] ---
    You mean those students crossed
    the barrier fully aware of the danger?
[08:13] ---
    What could that possibly accomplish?!
[08:16] ---
    They're civilians--we can't
    leave them to their own devices.
[08:19] ---
    It could be catastrophic
    if the cornered target gets desperate.
[08:25] ---
    Irina and I will go. We can talk them down.
[08:29] ---
    Bleah.
[08:33] ---
    That's the light from the laser...
[08:36] ---
    I see. So they'll be firing
    the killing laser just before midnight.
[08:43] ---
    That much power would even
    shut down my Absolute Defense Form.
[08:48] ---
    No!
[08:49] ---
    Koro Sensei, let's find a way out of here!
[08:52] ---
    We'll be your hostages--or whatever it takes!
[08:57] ---
    There's no stopping that laser now,
[09:01] ---
    not when people know I'm out there.
[09:05] ---
    Did you know all along
    that it would come to this?
[09:09] ---
    Even if I don't explode,
[09:11] ---
    you can't expect all these nations
    not to be afraid of a creature like me.
[09:16] ---
    Sooner or later, they'll want to snuff me out.
[09:18] ---
    It's only reasonable.
[09:23] ---
    There might have been a way
    if only we'd acted sooner...
[09:27] ---
    Like breaking the barrier projectors,
[09:29] ---
    "Octo-Creature's Students' Tearful Appeal!"
    or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
[09:30] ---
    or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
[09:32] ---
    That would have gotten you
    labeled even more dangerous,
[09:36] ---
    and you might have been placed
    under stricter surveillance.
[09:40] ---
    Besides, the projectors
    have impregnable defenses.
[09:43] ---
    There are anti-aircraft weapons in place
[09:45] ---
    if I so much as huck a rock at them.
[09:49] ---
    With your current capabilities and equipment,
[09:51] ---
    you'd likely get caught along the way.
[09:53] ---
    That is how perfect this plan was.
[09:57] ---
    They spared nothing,
    pouring in tech and time and people.
[10:01] ---
    This assassination,
[10:03] ---
    this crystallization of
    the world's wisdom and efforts,
[10:05] ---
    surpasses my own abilities,
    for which I offer my respect
[10:09] ---
    and am honored to have been its target.
[10:15] ---
    But... Then all our hard work
    getting here--that was all wasted?
[10:20] ---
    Is anything ever really wasted, Yada?
[10:24] ---
    You went all the way to space to find out
[10:27] ---
    that the probability of
    my exploding was less than 1 percent.
[10:33] ---
    That brought the light back
    to a darkly sinking E Class,
[10:37] ---
    and the month that followed
    was short, but very sweet.
[10:43] ---
    That process, your hearts--
    that's what's important.
[10:47] ---
    You used every last bit
    of what you learned to come see me.
[10:52] ---
    As a teacher,
    there can be no greater happiness.
[10:57] ---
    So what if time's up?
[11:00] ---
    It's just 1 percent!
    That's a risk we'll take--and gladly!
[11:06] ---
    Why won't the government
    and the rest of 'em hear us out,
[11:09] ---
    when we're the ones
    who've been closest to you?
[11:11] ---
    This octopus... okay, he's a perv,
    but he's not dangerous!
[11:15] ---
    "We won't listen to
    what those kids have to say.
[11:18] ---
    We'll just pity them instead."
[11:20] ---
    It's insulting.
[11:22] ---
    Like we can shut up and take this...
[11:24] ---
    Next time I see those goons, I'm gonna--
[11:29] ---
    Terasaka, all of you...
    Let me give you some advice.
[11:35] ---
    As you go through life,
[11:37] ---
    the mighty current of society
    is bound to get in your way,
[11:40] ---
    and there will certainly be times
    things don't go as you'd hoped.
[11:43] ---
    When this happens,
    do not look to society for a cause.
[11:48] ---
    Do not renounce society.
[11:51] ---
    Frankly, you'd be wasting your time.
[11:56] ---
    Instead, just say, "That's life!"
[11:59] ---
    and muddle your way through with frustration.
[12:03] ---
    Once you're past it, consider:
[12:06] ---
    If society's swift current
    is tossing you around,
[12:09] ---
    how should you
    be swimming there in its midst?
[12:13] ---
    You should have learned how,
    here in the E Class,
[12:17] ---
    in this assassination classroom.
[12:19] ---
    You don't always have to
    stand and face it head-on.
[12:23] ---
    You can run, and you can hide.
[12:26] ---
    If it's not against the rules,
    you can try a sneak attack.
[12:29] ---
    You can use unconventional weapons.
[12:32] ---
    Stay determined--
    not impatient nor discouraged--
[12:35] ---
    and with repeated trial and error,
[12:37] ---
    you're bound to reach
    a splendid outcome eventually.
[12:41] ---
    That's because each and every
    one of you is a top-tier assassin
[12:45] ---
    who can do just that.
[12:48] ---
    Geez. A lesson, really? Now?
[12:53] ---
    Now's the time for this lesson.
[12:56] ---
    An educator never misses
    an opportunity to teach.
[13:01] ---
    But you know, for you to try
    so whole-heartedly to save me...
[13:06] ---
    I'm so happy, I've been
    holding back tears this whole time.
[13:10] ---
    I mean it.
[13:15] ---
    How can Koro Sensei be so calm?
[13:20] ---
    If he hadn't come to our E Class,
[13:22] ---
    he might've been able
    to live a normal life somewhere.
[13:27] ---
    We were Koro Sensei's...
[13:32] ---
    By the way, Nakamura,
[13:34] ---
    your footsteps were awfully gentle,
    even during that pitched battle.
[13:38] ---
    And... do I smell something sweet?
[13:42] ---
    Sharp ears and a sharp nose...
[13:44] ---
    It's been exactly one year
    since the day the moon exploded, right?
[13:48] ---
    As I recall, Miss Yukimura
    made today your birthday.
[13:53] ---
    Feel free to praise my skill
    in getting this here in one p--
[13:58] ---
    Hey! I'm talking!
[13:59] ---
    But... it's just...
[14:01] ---
    It's my first sweet anything in a week!
[14:03] ---
    Ew, you're drooling!
    Come on, guys--let's get singing!
[14:08] ---
    And... go!
[14:10] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday to you, ♪
[14:14] ---
    --Man, this is some bullshit--tooo youuu!
    --♪ happy birthday to you! ♪
[14:18] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday, dear Koro Sensei... ♪
[14:25] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
[14:33] ---
    This is more than enough.
[14:34] ---
    C'mon, blow it out, Koro Sensei!
[14:37] ---
    --A far greater reward than I deserve.
    --There's just one, so make it count!
[14:54] ---
    Happy birthday.
[14:59] ---
    Shi--no!
[15:01] ---
    Yanagisawa...
[15:02] ---
    The time is ripe.
[15:04] ---
    Let me give you the gift
    of the world's cruelest death.
[15:09] ---
    Sir... you know who I am, don't you?
[15:14] ---
    Why don't I reintroduce him--
    to your students, too.
[15:18] ---
    He's the man who stole the name
    "the Reaper" from that octopus.
[15:23] ---
    And...
[15:27] ---
    ...as of today, he's the new Koro Sensei.
[15:37] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[15:56] ---
    Farewell, my teacher...
[15:58] ---
    You never did see my face...
[16:02] ---
    ...did you?
[16:05] ---
    If there were another with my skills,
[16:08] ---
    the scope of my assassination work
    would widen considerably.
[16:11] ---
    So when he volunteered to be my pupil,
    I took him in and trained him.
[16:16] ---
    This was a man who admired power.
[16:18] ---
    And so power he was taught,
    just as he'd desired.
[16:22] ---
    To cultivate loyalty, I showed him
    the absolute gap in our power as well.
[16:28] ---
    I gave him profit and awe in spades.
[16:32] ---
    There should have been
    no element of betrayal.
[16:38] ---
    Sir! Looking at our
    infiltration route for this job,
[16:42] ---
    aren't there fewer guards
    if we come in from the east gate?
[16:45] ---
    Let me handle this and I'll do all the prepwork!
[16:49] ---
    Mmm. We won't make any changes.
[16:52] ---
    Lead us in through here, as planned.
[16:58] ---
    Sir, I've thought up a knife move
    with lots of killing power!
[17:02] ---
    This dual-wield variation--
[17:06] ---
    Mmm. Doesn't work, does it?
[17:09] ---
    If you don't want more risk in your work,
[17:11] ---
    first master the skills you've been taught.
[17:20] ---
    It's not so much that I was lacking.
[17:25] ---
    I just didn't understand anything back then.
[17:29] ---
    Your student probably
    just wanted to be seen--by you.
[17:35] ---
    You were my first student, and I...
[17:40] ---
    I wasn't seeing you.
[17:47] ---
    Yanagisawa...
[17:49] ---
    This showing up now--is that part of your plan?
[17:55] ---
    So now we can collect actual
    combat data and the target's body?
[17:59] ---
    With just one of those,
    the whole war on terror would be over.
[18:02] ---
    An unkillable, invincible creature...
[18:06] ---
    I'm sure our nation would
    love to put that to practical use.
[18:11] ---
    That's...
[18:13] ---
    Is that thing...?
[18:16] ---
    Reaper 2.0... the one who'd attacked us!
[18:20] ---
    Before it was just his face--
    now his whole body is a monster!
[18:25] ---
    He's just had the same
    modifications as that octopus.
[18:29] ---
    The only difference is that he begged for them.
[18:35] ---
    Completely unlike the botched Itona
    or my little sister over there.
[18:41] ---
    Can you even imagine?
[18:43] ---
    A man who overpowered you
    singlehandedly even as a human
[18:47] ---
    now has both incomparable
    tentacles and hatred.
[18:50] ---
    The destructive power...!
[18:53] ---
    --Die!
    --Run away!
[19:02] ---
    A sonic boom.
[19:04] ---
    His tentacles have
    an initial velocity of Mach 2.
[19:06] ---
    And they can reach a top speed...
[19:09] ---
    ...of Mach 40.
[19:10] ---
    M-Mach 40?!
[19:12] ---
    In short, his basic performance is doubled.
[19:16] ---
    2.0's superhuman kinetic vision
    and intuition are amplified via his tentacles,
[19:21] ---
    making him readily adaptable
    to a supersonic world.
[19:24] ---
    Unlike some amateur children,
    he took to his tentacles readily--
[19:29] ---
    just like version 1.0 over there.
[19:32] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[19:34] ---
    But the greatest difference
    is that unlike you and that octopus,
[19:37] ---
    those tentacles were designed
    with continuous operation in mind.
[19:42] ---
    You see, he needs no upkeep. He's disposable.
[19:46] ---
    In exchange for only three months to live,
[19:49] ---
    I've made it so he can
    tap into this tremendous energy.
[19:53] ---
    And there's not even any danger
    of him exploding at death.
[19:58] ---
    A safe and flawless weapon, is it not?
[20:01] ---
    You always do this...
[20:04] ---
    Always hurting others--
[20:06] ---
    from your safe spot away from it all!
[20:10] ---
    Is that what you think?
[20:18] ---
    I'm not prepared to die?
    Is that what you think?
[20:23] ---
    Hey, that's--
[20:25] ---
    It can't be...
[20:27] ---
    I don't give a damn about my life anymore.
[20:32] ---
    Not if I can kill you,
    who stole everything from me...
[20:36] ---
    Joints, muscle fibers, spinal cord, nerves:
[20:39] ---
    it may not be my entire body,
    but if I can gradually implant tentacles
[20:42] ---
    in these key places,
[20:43] ---
    I can become superhuman
    while retaining my human faculties...
[20:48] ---
    Die a pathetic death, guinea pig...
[20:52] ---
    ...so your beloved students
    will be scarred for life!
[20:57] ---
    What the--?!
[21:01] ---
    Class...
[21:03] ---
    There's something I forgot
    to mention in my earlier lesson:
[21:08] ---
    Even an assassin who's cleverly
    avoided all head-to-head battles
[21:13] ---
    is sure to have a number of times in life
[21:16] ---
    when he or she must fight
    with every last ounce of strength.
[21:21] ---
    In my case...
[21:24] ---
    ...that would be now!
[21:31] ---
    In the big window where
    the dappled sunlight shines gently in
[21:43] ---
    The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm
[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
    Until the day I can see you again