11 - Transfer Student Time/2nd Period
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"To: T. Karasuma"\n"Subject: Message from Special Service HQ"\n
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"Your second transfer student will arrive on 6/15."\n
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"No need for detailed discussions in advance;\ncomply with his attendant's wishes."\n
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"This is our long-awaited favorite."\n
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"Understood."\n
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*The theory... of savage youth! *
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*I only speak when it's time to act *
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*I know that's pretty cool
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(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
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*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
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*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
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*What's this wave of irritation? *
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*Proof of our existence? *
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*Look up at the moon and up you go *
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*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
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"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
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"Episode 11: Transfer Student Time/2nd Period"\n
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All right, class, time for homeroom.\n
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Please take your seats.\n
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That's... big.\n
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Koro Sensei, your head is\napproximately 33 percent larger.\n
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Please explain.\n
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Ah.\n
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It's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nIt's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nLike uncooked rice!\n
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Now, then...\n
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Mr. Karasuma tells me another\ntransfer student is coming.\n
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Yeah, well, probably another assassin.\n
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I got into a little trouble taking\nRitsu too lightly last time.\n
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I won't make that mistake again.\n
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In any case, it'll be nice for you\nto have someone else on your side.\n
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Hey, Ritsu, have you heard anything?\n
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You know, as a fellow transfer assassin?\n
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Yes, a little.\n
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Originally, he and I were\nto be introduced together.\n
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I would handle long-range attacks,\n
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and he, close-range combat.\n
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Together, we'd drive\nKoro Sensei into a corner.\n
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But... those orders were\ncanceled for two reasons.\n
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Huh... What were they?\n
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One, his adjustment took longer than expected.\n
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And two... I lack the capacity\nto provide him support.\n
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As an assassin, I am\noverwhelmingly inferior to him.\n
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This coming from Ritsu,\nwho blew off Koro Sensei's finger.\n
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What kind of monster is this guy?
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What's with the outfit?\n
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Is that the new kid?\n
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Sorry! Didn't mean to frighten you.\n
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I'm not the new kid--I'm his guardian.\n
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You can call me... "Shiro."\n
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Some guy all in white comes in\ndoing tricks? That'd spook anyone!\n
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Yeah, except maybe Koro Sens--\n
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Koro Sensei, you scaredy-cat!\n
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He's spooked enough to use his liquefy trick!\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\nWell, Ritsu was telling all those scary stories!\n
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N-Nice to meet you, Mr. Shiro.\n
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And where is our new student?\n
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A pleasure, Koro Sensei.\n
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He's a rather... unique child,\nin personality and otherwise.\n
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I'll introduce him myself.\n
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He's awfully evasive.\n
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Yes?\n
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Oh, just... you've got good kids here.\n
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I'm sure he'll fit right in.\n
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Now to introduce him:\n
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Hey, Itona!\n
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Come on in.\n
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I won.\n
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I proved that I'm stronger\nthan that classroom wall.\n
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Use the damn door!\n
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That's all that matters... that's all.\n
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Gah, we've got us another handful!\n
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Even Koro Sensei doesn't know how to react!\n
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He's not smiling... not serious...\n
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What's with that half-assed expression?!\n
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Itona Horibe. Please, call him Itona.\n
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A white-clad guardian and a transfer\nstudent who's impossible to read.\n
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We're in for some extra-stormy weather.\n
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Say, Itona, something's been bugging me...\n
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You came in from outside, right? Empty-handed?\n
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It's raining buckets out there,\nyet there's not a drop of rain on you.\n
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You might be the strongest one in this class.\n
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But don't fret.\n
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You're weaker than me, so I won't kill you.\n
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I only want to kill\n
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those who could be stronger than me.\n
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And in this classroom, Koro Sensei,\n
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--"Chew well."\n--that's you.\n
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Do you mean strong and weak\nin terms of fighting, Itona?\n
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If it's a trial of strength, you and I\naren't even in the same dimension.\n
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Sure, we are.\n
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After all,\n
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we're brothers by blood.\n
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B-B-B-B-B--\n
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"Koro"\nB-B-B-B-B--\n
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Brothers?!
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The loser dies, big brother.\n
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Siblings have no need for cheap tricks.\n
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I will kill you and prove my strength.\n
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We face off after school--\nhere, in this classroom.\n
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Now hang on, sir!\nWhat's this "brother" stuff?!\n
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--Humans and octopuses are nothing alike! --No! No no no!
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I haven't the foggiest! I was\nborn and raised an only child!\n
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When I asked my folks for a little brother,\n
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--So, about our standard of living...\n--things got really awkward!\n
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--Mmm. --Wait--you have parents?!
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"Staff Room"\n
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"Shonen Jump"\n
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Are they really siblings?\nOr is this a tactic to shake him up?\n
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Sorry to startle you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
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That boy is the toppest of the top secret.\n
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It wasn't unreasonable for\nyou to be in the dark here.\n
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But I assure you: he is indeed\nKoro Sensei's brother.\n
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And after school, that will\nbecome extremely evident.\n
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He sure is packin' in the\nsweets at a healthy pace.\n
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He's got Koro Sensei's sweet tooth.\n
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And his opaque expression.\n
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That brothers thing sure has\neveryone comparing the two of us.\n
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Now I'm all antsy.\n
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I'll cheer myself up by looking at\nthe girly magazine I bought today.\n
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Ah, now this is for grown-up tastes!
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"Weekly Young Jump" Ah, now this is for grown-up tastes!
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"Weekly Young Jump"\n"Her Young Jump Debut! Samuko Ushiroda"\n
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They even like the same big boobs!\n
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His credibility just skyrocketed!\n
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You think so, Okajima?\n
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Oh, yeah!\n
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"Weekly Young Jump"\nWe boob men are all brothers!\n
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Three brothers now?!
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If they really are brothers...\nthen why wouldn't Koro Sensei know?\n
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I bet it went like this:\n
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Your Highness,\n
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the enemy army is upon us!\n
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Then I have no choice!\n
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My sons!\n
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You alone must live!\n
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Go on ahead, my brother!\n
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Once we're over this bridge,\nwe'll have escaped!\n
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My brother!\n
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--Brotherrr!\n--Never mind me--go!\n
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My brother...\ngo forth and live!\n
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And once grown,\nthey began their destined battle\n
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without realizing they were brothers!\n
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Okay. But why's the little brother human?\n
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Um, like... a mutation?\n
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You haven't explained the core issue here!\n
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You gotta dig deeper on your\ncharacterizations there, Fuwa.\n
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And your plot needs more work!\n
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This is a real story with real\nbackground, not a fairy tale!\n
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More realism!\n
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A desk ring?\n
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Yep. Like a real match.\n
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I've never known anyone to go\nabout an assassination like this.\n
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You must be sick of plain old\nassassinations, Koro Sensei.\n
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Shall we lay down a rule here?\n
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How about... stepping foot out of\nthe ring means death on the spot.\n
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What do you think?\n
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What the--? Like the loser's\ngonna uphold that rule.\n
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No, breaking a rule that\nwe were all witness to\n
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would hurt our trust in him as a teacher.\n
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That kind of restriction works\nespecially well with him.\n
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All right. I accept your rule.\n
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However, Itona, hurting\nthe spectators is also a loss.\n
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Start on my signal.\n
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Assassination...\n
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...begin!\n
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Our eyes were all pinned to one spot--\n
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and it wasn't our teacher's shorn-off arm.\n
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It can't be...\n
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Tentacles?!\n
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Itona's hair--\n
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it's tentacles!\n
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Oh, so that's how he stayed dry\nempty-handed in that rain:\n
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he can bat away the drops with his tentacles.\n
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Where?\n
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Where did you get those--\n
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those tentacles?!\n
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We're not obligated to\ntell you that, Koro Sensei.\n
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But this ought to have convinced you:\n
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You have different parents,\ndifferent upbringings,\n
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but still, you are brothers.\n
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My, what a scary face you're making.\n
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Did you perhaps remember\nsomething unpleasant?\n
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It would appear... you and I\nwill need to have a little talk.\n
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But we can't. You'll be dead.\n
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Exposure to this pressure ray at close range\n
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triggers dilatant behavior in your cells.\n
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Your whole body stiffens instantly.\n
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We know it all--all of your weak points.\n
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Did he get him?\n
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No--\n
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look up!\n
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You've shed your skin.\n
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That's right--you had that trick up your sleeve.\n
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But, Koro Sensei,\n
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we also know there's\na weak spot there, too.\n
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Molting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nMolting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nTherefore, the speed you're so proud\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nof drops immediately afterward.\n
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And you've grown back the arm that\nItona took in his first surprise attack.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\nThat uses up quite a bit of stamina as well.\n
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By my calculations, you should be\nevenly matched physically about now.\n
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Your use of tentacles depends greatly\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\non your mental state.\n
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Given the shock of being damaged\nby an unexpected tentacle,\n
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it's plain to see who's in the lead now.\n
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Furthermore,\n
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he has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
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"Weak Point #18: Hardens upon exposure to a special beam"\nhe has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
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Now you'll have to grow back your legs, too.\n
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That'll drop your stamina even further,\nmaking you easier to kill.\n
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What a relief.\n
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Brother, I'm stronger than you.\n
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He's got Koro Sensei on the ropes.\n
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If they kill him... they'll save the world!\n
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And yet... why am I so disappointed?\n
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Zeroing in on weak point after weak point\n
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like they know the cards he's holding...\n
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But honestly?\n
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We wanted to find those out for ourselves.\n
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And we wanted to kill him!
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Your legs have regenerated, I see.\n
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Now, can you withstand the next onslaught?\n
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I've never been run so ragged before.\n
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At first this seemed like\na straightforward face-off,\n
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but it's all been so carefully calculated.\n
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There's a lot I want to ask you two,\nbut if I don't win this first,\n
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there'll be no more talking for me.\n
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You still think you can win?\n
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Ah, the howling of the losing dog--or octopus.\n
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Mr. Shiro, there's one thing\nyou forgot to take into account.\n
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There is not. My methods are impeccable.\n
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Kill him.\n
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What's this?\n
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I seem to have stepped in\nsomething you've dropped.\n
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When did he...\n
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If our tentacles are the same,\nthen these anti-me knives\n
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will work the same, too.\n
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And the loss of a tentacle unnerves us both.\n
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But I'm a little craftier than you.\n
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You should be unharmed,\nwrapped in my old skin like that.\n
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But your feet are outside the ring.\n
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I win. According to the rules,\nthat means you die.\n
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You can't kill me anymore.\n
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If you want to live, stay and learn\nwith everyone in this class,\n
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something that can't be that easily\nmeasured by crunching numbers.\n
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That would be the experience gap.\n
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I've lived a little longer than you,\nand come to know a little more.\n
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I became a teacher because I\nwanted to pass that on to you all.\n
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If you don't take my experience\nfrom me here in this classroom,\n
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you'll never be able to beat me.\n
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I won't? I...\n
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I'm weak?!\n
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Uh-oh. Itona absolutely despises studying.\n
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And lecturing a child who hates to study\n
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could unleash genocide!\n
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Black tentacles?!\n
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Oh, crap! He's gone off the deep end!\n
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I'm strong. These tentacles made\nme stronger than all the rest.\n
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All the rest...!
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Apologies, Koro Sensei.\n
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It seems this boy wasn't yet\nmentally prepared for school.\n
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I know it's his first day and all...\nbut he'll be taking a little break.\n
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Wait!\n
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I can't just let that student go--\nI'm his teacher!\n
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I shall look after him until he graduates!\n
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And, Mr. Shiro... I have\nso very much to ask you.\n
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Yeah, no. We're leaving.\n
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Or would you stop us by force?\n
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Anti-Sensei fibers.\nYou literally can't touch me.\n
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Don't worry; he'll be back\nbefore long, Koro Sensei.\n
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After all, March is just around the corner.\n
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I'll take on the task of\ntutoring him at home.\n
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His personality will keep him\nfrom escaping that school\n
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before Earth's destruction.\n
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And that class!\n
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How amusing.\n
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So unpredictable--like the sky today,\nraining off and on.\n
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"embarrassed"\nOh, how mortifying!\n
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What's with Koro Sensei?\n
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Dunno. He's been like that for a while now.\n
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I'm ashamed to have been involved\nin such a serious development.\n
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If anything, I'm more about comic relief!\n
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So you know!\n
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You sure got good and mad.\n
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"Where did you get those--those tentacles?!"\n
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Oh, please don't say that, Hazama!\n
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Just hearing those words again\nmakes me want to run for the hills!\n
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I'm the evasive airhead type!\nThat's my selling point!\n
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Showing my serious side\nwill just ruin my type!\n
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"Weak Point #19:"\nKinda ticks me off,\n
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"Embarrassed when recovering after a serious scene"\nbreaking down your own character type.\n
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--So embarrassing! --Still, that was quite a surprise.
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Who'd think that Itona boy had tentacles?\n
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C'mon, Koro Sensei, tell us!\n
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How are you linked to those two?\n
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You've always dodged questions\nabout your true form...\n
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But seeing that really gets us thinking.\n
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Yeah! We're your students, aren't we?\n
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Don't we have the right to\nknow our teacher better?\n
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Then I suppose I'll have to tell you the truth.\n
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And the truth is...\n
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I'm an artificial life form!\n
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--Well, yeah.\n--And?\n
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Way to underreact!\n
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Don't you find that a shocking confession?!\n
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Well, like, no natural-born\noctopus can move at Mach 20!\n
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And if you're not an alien,\nthat's about the only explanation left.\n
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And if Itona said he was\nyour younger brother,\n
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he must've been created after you were.\n
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Too sharp for me! What formidable kids!\n
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We want to know what happened\nafter that, Koro Sensei.\n
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Why did you get so angry\nwhen you saw Itona's tentacles?\n
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Why were you created,\n
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and what were your\nthoughts in coming here?\n
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Unfortunately, it'd be pointless\nto tell you about that now.\n
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If I destroy the Earth,\neverything you want to know\n
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will be like so much dust in the wind.\n
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On the other hand,\nif you can save the Earth,\n
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you'll have plenty of\nopportunities to learn the truth.\n
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If you want to know more,\nyou realize there's only one thing to do:\n
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Kill me.\n
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Assassin and target. Those are\nthe ties that bind us together.\n
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If you're looking for the big answers in me,\n
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you can only ask them through assassination.\n
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If there are no questions, we're done\nfor the day. See you tomorrow.\n
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Oh, so mortifying...\n
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"embarrassed"\nOh, so mortifying...\n
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We are killers. We search for\nanswers with knife and gun.\n
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--So, so mortifying...\n--Our target is our teacher. His own life is our question.\n
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Oh, I wish I could just disappear!\n
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Yes, the students are unhurt.\nMake preparations for repairs.\n
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Mr. Karasuma!\n
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What brings you here--and so many of you?\n
[20:52] ---
Um... can you teach us\nmore assassination skills?\n
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More than you already know?\n
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We always figured *somebody *would wind up killing Koro Sensei,
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like it didn't have to do with us.\n
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Yeah, and when we saw Itona, we realized...\n
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We don't want it to be just anyone.\nWe want to kill him ourselves.\n
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If they bring in another tough assassin,\n
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we'll lose track of what all\nour hard work has been for.\n
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So in the time we have left, we want\nto kill our teacher the best we can.\n
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We want to kill him and find\nthe answers for ourselves.\n
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What a change in attitude.\n
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Excellent.\n
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All right. Interested students can\nstay after class for extra training.\n
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Extra, tougher training.
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Yes, sir!\n
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Let's start with some\nclimbing on our new rope!\n
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That's rough!\n
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Begin!\n
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Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High\nis the assassination classroom.\n
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The rain'll let up; another day,\n another class bell rings.\n
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Next!\n
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*C'mon, let's go walking *
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*I draw and I draw *
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*But they don't get any neater *
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*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
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*I still remember the shooting star *
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*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
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*Hello, shooting star *
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*Hello, shooting star again *
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*She's been waiting *
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*That dreaming girl has been here *
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*All this time, ah ah *
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*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
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*Shine again *
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