18 - Action Time

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    Now, then...\n
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    What on earth are you going to do, hmm?\n
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    First, you'll be enjoying a video\nMimura put together,\n
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    then the seven top testers\nwill destroy your tentacles.\n
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    That'll be the signal for us all to\njump in and begin the assassination.\n
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    Does that sound all right, Koro Sensei?\n
[00:31] ---
    More than all right.\n
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    Thanks for setting this up, Mimura.\n
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    It was hard work--I was\nediting all through dinner.\n
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    This chapel is surrounded by ocean,\n
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    and there's a chance the walls and windows\nare treated with an anti-me substance.\n
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    Escape is too risky.\n
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    I suppose I'll just have to\ndodge everything in here.\n
[00:56] ---
    Koro Sensei?\n
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    I have to pat you down first.\n
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    We may be surrounded by water,\nbut if you smuggled in that swimsuit,\n
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    you'd still be able to get away.\n
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    You're being so careful!\nBut I wouldn't pull such a dirty trick.\n
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    This teacher can easily dodge my\nattacks even while I'm touching him.\n
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    But...\n
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    with all of us in on this...\n
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
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    *Sensei! Target on *
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    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:55] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:01] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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    *Will we, still incomplete *
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    *Be able to shoot through *
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    *The invincible target that's you? *
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    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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    *Lost in so many ways *
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    *For you more than anyone else *
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    *Studying like a house on fire *
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    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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    *Revolution *
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    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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    "Episode 18: Action Time"\n
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    Are you ready?\n
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    No need to hold back. Come right at me!\n
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    Here we go, Koro Sensei.\n
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    AC...\n
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    "Project AC: Assassins"\n
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    Somewhere in Tokyo:\nKunugigaoka Junior High, Class 3-E.\n
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    As it happens, their teacher is\nalso their assassination target.\n
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    People are going in and out of\nthis chapel in the dark behind me.\n
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    That would conceal the number\nof people and their positions.\n
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    But you underestimate me. I can tell\ntwo students' smells are missing.\n
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    From that direction, I can smell\nthe E Class's top snipers,\n
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    Hayami and Chiba.\n
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    This video really is well done.\n
[03:51] ---
    You edited and narrated this, Mimura?
[03:53] ---
    Nice camera blocking,\ngood music... really sharp.\n
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    It pulls me right--\n
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    Joining us today are those\nwho shared top-secret intel\n
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    with the recon team.\n
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    We'll hear what they have to say... after this.\n
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    "Project AC: Assassins"\n
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    "Tokyo resident Koro Sensei (age unknown)"\nHis bribery... failed.\n
[04:14] ---
    It failed?!
[04:17] ---
    His current favorite is mature office women.\n
[04:21] ---
    These are all the dirty magazines\nthis octopus has gathered.\n
[04:25] ---
    No! Come on, Okajima!\nI told you guys not to tell anyone!\n
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    A giant shadow looms over the line\nfor the women-only cake buffet.\n
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    Who could it be?\n
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    It's him.
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    I'm Koroko!\n
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    --Excuse me, but this is for women only...\n--His disguise can't last long.\n
[04:38] ---
    --What do you think you're doing?!\n--It's a miracle they found out he wasn't a woman\n
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    without discovering he wasn't even human.\n
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    Porn, cross-dressing, and not a hint\nof shame? What a dirty pervert!\n
[04:48] ---
    --Take one!\n--Before payday,\n
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    --Thanks!\n--this man lines up his clones to get free tissues.\n
[04:54] ---
    --Thanks!\n--And what does he do with them?\n
[04:58] ---
    --Here we have fried pocket tissues!\n--Fries them up and eats them.\n
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    --I recently noticed they have quite a sweet taste to them,\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
[05:04] ---
    --and a pleasant spongy texture.\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
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    And that's not all.\n
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    We have a full hour of embarrassing\nfootage of this instructor.\n
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    Another hour of this?!
[05:15] ---
    "One Hour Later"\n
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    I'm dead. I'm already dead.\n
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    For all that to be out in the open...\nI can't go on living.\n
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    "The End"\nNow, did you happen to notice anything\n
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    while you sat through our\ntop-secret video, Koro Sensei?\n
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    Water! But I didn't sense\nanyone pouring it in!\n
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    It couldn't be...\n
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    High tide!\n
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    Someone musta shortened the\nsupport pilings on this here chapel.\n
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    Boatsick, shamed, and now waterlogged...\n
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    You've slowed down quite a bit.\n
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    Now for the main event...\n
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    A promise is a promise. No dodgin', now.\n
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    A valiant effort. But I know\nwhere the snipers are.\n
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    If I just keep an eye out in that direction...\n
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    Commence operation.\n
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    Begin!\n
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    5 seconds elapsed.\n
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    Did it come apart?!\n
[06:44] ---
    Yesss!\n
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    35 seconds elapsed.\n
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    Flyboards?\n
[06:52] ---
    A hydraulic cage?!\n
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    Koro Sensei doesn't do well with\nsudden changes to his environment.\n
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    From the chapel to a cage of water!\n
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    It'll confuse his weakened tentacles\n
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    and lower his reaction speed even further!\n
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    53 seconds elapsed.\n
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    Commencing volley.\n
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    Taking aim.\n
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    The area around Koro Sensei: 1 meter in total.\n
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    Koro Sensei is highly tuned\nto attacks that make contact.\n
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    But we're actually not going to aim at him!
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    We'll block his escape path\nwith a hail of bullets!\n
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    And that's not all!\n
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    The final blow\n
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    goes to those two!\n
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    The ones onshore are two dummies\ninfused with their scents!\n
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    By alerting him to the shore while in the chapel\n
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    and changing the setting to a water cage,\n
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    we've created a whole new sniping target!\n
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    Game over!\n
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    You've done well... to come this far!\n
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    Nagisa!\n
[08:23] ---
    This is clearly unlike any\nof our previous attempts--\n
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    it feels like it worked!\n
[08:27] ---
    Stay alert!\n
[08:29] ---
    He can regenerate!\n
[08:31] ---
    Isogai, Kataoka: change of plans.\nWatch the water!\n
[08:34] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[08:36] ---
    But he had nowhere to run!\n
[08:39] ---
    Look!\n
[08:43] ---
    Hey...\n
[08:44] ---
    Uh-huh.\n
[08:59] ---
    What the hell is that?
[09:02] ---
    My trump card of all trump cards:\nmy Absolute Defense Form!\n
[09:07] ---
    Absolute Defense Form?!\n
[09:09] ---
    The exterior is crystallized\nhigh-density condensed energy.\n
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    The energy left over upon\nshrinking my body down\n
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    hardens in a shell around it.\n
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    In this form, I'm absolutely invincible!\n
[09:27] ---
    No... So if you always stay in\nthat form, we can never kill you!\n
[09:31] ---
    If only that were the case.\n
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    "High-Density Energy Crystal" "Core"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
[09:36] ---
    "Decay Begins" "After 24 Hours"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
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    "During Reconstruction" "Physical Regeneration"\nAnd the moment it does, my body will re-inflate,\n
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    "Complete Recovery"\nabsorbing energy and returning to its usual form.\n
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    On the other hand,\nfor the approximately one day\n
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    until this crystal decays,\n
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    I can't move an inch.\n
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    This brings with it certain risks.\n
[09:55] ---
    Where did my thing go?\n
[09:56] ---
    --I put it out with the trash.\n--Oh, nooo!\n
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    What I'm most afraid of\n
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    is being placed into a high-speed\nrocket during that time\n
[10:04] ---
    and discarded in the far\nreaches of outer space...\n
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    But I've thoroughly studied that eventuality.\n
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    Nowhere in the world is there a\nrocket capable of making that flight\n
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    within 24 hours.\n
[10:15] ---
    He got us. Another trick\nup his sleeve--after all that.\n
[10:20] ---
    Even taking all his weak points into account,\n
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    it was an utter failure.\n
[10:28] ---
    Invincible, my ass.\n
[10:30] ---
    Somethin' like this has\ngotta be breakable somehow!\n
[10:34] ---
    It's no use. Even a nuclear bomb\nwouldn't leave a scratch.\n
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I get it.\n
[10:39] ---
    No weaknesses means we're out of options.\n
[10:45] ---
    No! Stop! I can't cover\nmy face without any hands!\n
[10:48] ---
    Sorry, sorry! Then I'll just...\n
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    stick this sea slug on you!\n
[10:55] ---
    Someone go find me a filthy old guy\nso I can jam this thing down his shorts!\n
[11:00] ---
    No! Help!\n
[11:02] ---
    In some ways, we can do\nwhatever we want with him.\n
[11:04] ---
    Yep. And Karma's positively\ngifted at times like this.\n
[11:08] ---
    We'll disperse for now, students.\n
[11:11] ---
    The top brass and I will discuss\nhow to deal with this one.\n
[11:15] ---
    Going to throw me in a pool\nfull of anti-me material?\n
[11:18] ---
    It won't work.\n
[11:20] ---
    A portion of my energy would explode;\n
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    like before, the blast would\nsend everything nearby flying.\n
[11:28] ---
    But you should be proud.\n
[11:31] ---
    Even the armies of the world\ncouldn't get this far with me.\n
[11:35] ---
    It all comes down to the\nmagnificence of your plan.\n
[11:46] ---
    Koro Sensei praised our\nassassination like he always does,\n
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    but it was our biggest disappointment yet.\n
[11:52] ---
    With the shock of our all-in\nfull-throttle attack missing the mark,\n
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    coupled with an unusual sense of fatigue,\n
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    we made our way back to the hotel.\n
[12:24] ---
    Ritsu?\n
[12:26] ---
    Yes?\n
[12:27] ---
    You recorded that, right?\n
[12:28] ---
    Yes: all of the assassination, with a\nhigh-speed camera whenever possible.\n
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    I knew the second I fired that I'd missed.\n
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    That my bullet couldn't kill him.\n
[12:43] ---
    I can't say for sure.\n
[12:45] ---
    The exact time it took him to\nmove into that form is unclear.\n
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    However, if your shot had\nbeen 0.5 seconds faster,\n
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    or if Hayami's had been\n30 centimeters closer,\n
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    you would have had a 50 percent chance\nof killing him before he noticed.\n
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    I was so confident. I mean, in rehearsal,\n
[13:08] ---
    we practiced firing from an even\nless stable spot--and I didn't miss.\n
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    But when the time came, my fingers\nstiffened and my vision narrowed.\n
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    Same here.\n
[13:21] ---
    The pressure of absolutely\nnot being allowed to miss.\n
[13:24] ---
    That crucial now-or-never moment...\n
[13:28] ---
    To think it'd be this different from practice.\n
[13:35] ---
    I'm just so exhausted!\n
[13:37] ---
    Let's head back to our room and rest.\nI don't feel like doing anything.\n
[13:42] ---
    What, one lousy miss and\nyou lose all your oomph?\n
[13:46] ---
    We did what we were supposed to do,\nso tomorrow we can just enjoy ourselves!\n
[13:50] ---
    Ooh, yeah! Tomorrow I get to take in\nsome swimsuited beauties for sure!\n
[13:54] ---
    No matter how tired I may be,\nI'm not too tired for a nosebleed!\n
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    Man, I just don't have the energy.\n
[14:06] ---
    Something's not right. Everyone's too exhausted!
[14:11] ---
    Can I lean on you a second, Nagisa?\n
[14:17] ---
    Nakamura!\n
[14:20] ---
    I want to get back to the room and change,\n
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    but my body can't seem to move at all.\n
[14:27] ---
    You're burning up!\n
[14:28] ---
    Just imagining those babes\ngave me a nosebleed!\n
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    Okajima!\n
[14:38] ---
    I-Is this...\n
[14:44] ---
    Hey! Where's the hospital on this island?\n
[14:47] ---
    Uh... well, it's such a small island...\n
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    "Number Withheld"\n"Incoming Call"\n
[15:02] ---
    Hey, Teach. Your precious students\nseem to be in a real bad way.\n
[15:08] ---
    Who is this?!\n
[15:09] ---
    Hey, Ritsu!\n
[15:11] ---
    Who I am doesn't matter.\n
[15:16] ---
    Those brats aren't the only ones\ngoing after that marked man.\n
[15:21] ---
    You mean you did this?
[15:24] ---
    How observant.\n
[15:26] ---
    It's an artificial virus.\nOnce you're infected, it's all over.\n
[15:31] ---
    The incubation period\nand initial symptoms vary,\n
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    but after a week,\nthe body's cells will be shredded,\n
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    ending in death.\n
[15:41] ---
    There's only one remedy,\nlikewise an original concoction;\n
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    unfortunately, I'm the only one who has it.\n
[15:47] ---
    It's too much of a bother to give it to you,\nso you'd better come get it directly.\n
[15:53] ---
    There's a hotel atop this island's mountain.\n
[15:56] ---
    And bring me the one with the bounty.\n
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    Come up to the top floor in the next hour.\n
[16:04] ---
    But, Teach, you seem pretty tough.\nDangerous, even.\n
[16:08] ---
    So send your two shortest students\nstill standing, one boy, one girl.\n
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    We'll talk at the front desk here.\n
[16:19] ---
    Follow the rules and we'll swap\nthe target for the remedy\n
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    and that'll be that.\n
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    But contact any outsider\nor be even a little late\n
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    and the remedy\n
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    will be destroyed.\n
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    I've got to thank you for\nimmobilizing him like that.\n
[16:40] ---
    Looks like the gods are on our side.\n
[16:45] ---
    "Number Withheld"\n"Call Ended"\n
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    A third party joining the fray \nat a time like this? Unbelievable!\n
[16:59] ---
    Mr. Karasuma?\n
[17:00] ---
    As we'd expected, it's no use.\n
[17:02] ---
    Even when we play the government card,\n
[17:04] ---
    the hotel just responds with\nclaims of privacy protection.\n
[17:07] ---
    It figures.\n
[17:08] ---
    It does?\n
[17:09] ---
    That mountaintop hotel is a noted\nsite for illegal negotiations.\n
[17:15] ---
    A remote island in the southern sea?\nCouldn't ask for a better location.\n
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    They have connections with\nsome government higher-ups--\n
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    even the police are hands-off.\n
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    Clearly they're not going to cooperate with us.
[17:28] ---
    What are we gonna do?\nAt this rate, a lot of us will die!\n
[17:32] ---
    We didn't come here to be killed!
[17:35] ---
    Calm down, Yoshida.\nWe won't die that easily.\n
[17:40] ---
    Just come up with a way to deal with this.\n
[17:43] ---
    Yeah... sorry, Hara.\n
[17:46] ---
    It's too dicey to do what he says.\nSend your two runtiest students?\n
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    These two squirts?!
[17:53] ---
    We'd just be handin' him hostages!\n
[17:57] ---
    First off, I'm pissed at anyone\nwho would even do this kinda thing.\n
[18:02] ---
    No one lays a finger on my cohorts!\n
[18:04] ---
    Our cells...\n
[18:06] ---
    Heh heh...\n
[18:08] ---
    I say we ignore his demands!\nLet's get everyone to a Tokyo hospital!\n
[18:12] ---
    I'm opposed.\n
[18:14] ---
    If it really is an unknown artificial virus,\n
[18:17] ---
    even the biggest hospitals won't\nhave the antivirals to stop it.\n
[18:22] ---
    The time wasted in bringing in\nthe sick could hurt them more.\n
[18:26] ---
    Say what?!
[18:28] ---
    We'll work on treating\nthe symptoms for now--\n
[18:31] ---
    you'd better hurry to the trade-off spot.\n
[18:34] ---
    Takebayashi...\n
[18:38] ---
    Our hands are tied.\n
[18:40] ---
    If Koro Sensei could move,\nwe might've had a chance...\n
[18:43] ---
    If only our assassination attempt\nhadn't gone quite so well...\n
[18:48] ---
    So he's the one they're after.\n
[18:51] ---
    I wonder if those students will\njust dutifully hand him over.\n
[18:56] ---
    What should we do?\nWe only have one hour...\n
[19:00] ---
    There is a way.
[19:06] ---
    Koro Sensei?\n
[19:08] ---
    All set!\n
[19:09] ---
    It looks like Ritsu's completed\nthe prep work I asked her to do.\n
[19:13] ---
    I need the healthy students to come here.\n
[19:15] ---
    Wear something you can get dirty.\n
[19:32] ---
    It's so high...\n
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    I infiltrated the hotel's computers\n
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    and got schematics of the interior--\ncomplete with guard locations.\n
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    A large number of guards\nare stationed at and around\n
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    the main entrance.\n
[19:52] ---
    It's not possible to enter the hotel\nwithout going past the front desk.\n
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    However, there is an entryway on this side, atop the ledge.
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    The terrain is impassable,\n
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    and there are no guards posted there.\n
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    If you don't want the enemy to get his way...\n
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    there's just one thing to do!\n
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    Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
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    all capable students\nmust sneak in from here,\n
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    get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
[20:21] ---
    and steal that remedy!\n
[20:41] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[20:48] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[20:54] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[20:59] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[21:04] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[21:08] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[21:10] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[21:16] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[21:23] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[21:31] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[21:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[21:36] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[21:37] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[21:42] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[21:48] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[21:54] ---
    *Shine again *
[21:59] ---
    Irina Jelavich's...\n
[22:02] ---
    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\n
[22:02] ---
    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
[22:05] ---
    Professor Irina can control her circulation\n
[22:08] ---
    --Normal.\n--to change her face color at will.\n
[22:10] ---
    \n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
[22:10] ---
    --Red.\n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
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    \n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
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    --Blue.\n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
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    an extremely effective tactic\nwhen going undercover.\n
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    When she tried to show\nthis off to her students,\n
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    --Look at this!\n--they accused her of being a cheap Koro Sensei ripoff.\n
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    --I can change the color of my face!\n--She got angry, and her face went red all by itself.\n
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    I didn't rip off anyone!\n
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    Assassination Classroom!\n
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    Irina Jelavich's...\n
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    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
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    Professor Irina can pop out\nthe parts of a cereal-box prize\n
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    and assemble it within one minute.\n
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    While this speaks volumes\nabout her kissing techniques,\n
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    we still wouldn't want to\ntouch the finished product.\n
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    Also: this is dangerous, kids,\nso don't try this at home.\n
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    Assassination Classroom.\n
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    Irina Jelavich's...\n
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    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
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    Ms. Irina can use her wig\nknow-how to disguise herself\n
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    --Believe it!\n--as any number of people.\n
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    --The culprit is... you! --as any number of people.