10 - L and R Time

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    Everyday chitchat is actually quite simple.\n
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    I'm sure you all know that one person\n
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    whose conversations mostly consist of "maji great" and "maji bad."
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    "Maji" here can be expressed with the old standby "really."
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    Kimura, you try.\n
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    Nope: awful. Your L's and R's are a mess.\n
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    The pronunciation of L and R doesn't\njibe well with Japanese people.\n
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    I understand what you mean,\nbut it still feels wrong.\n
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    Oh... okay.\n
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    Don't run from your\nincompatibilities--master them!\n
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    I'll be checking your pronunciation\nregularly from now on,\n
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    and if you screw up your L's and R's...\n
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    I'll punish you with a French kiss in public.\n
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    *The theory... of savage youth! *
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    *I only speak when it's time to act *
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    *I know that's pretty cool
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    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
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    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
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    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
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    *What's this wave of irritation? *
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    *Proof of our existence? *
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    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
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    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
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    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
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    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
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    "Whatever" is easy to say *
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    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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    *But still: youth, to the future! *
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    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
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    "Episode 10: L and R Time"\n
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    Man! Teaching is such a pain.\n
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    But the students seem to be taking to you.\n
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    Am I supposed to be proud\nof that? I'm an assassin!\n
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    I'm stuck here while\nI try to kill that octopus!\n
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    And speaking of that octopus...\n
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    he's gazing at my boobs\nwhile elegantly sipping tea!\n
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    Real-life lessons drawn from\nexperience--how marvelous!\n
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    Oh, shut up!\n
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    Calm down. That's the kind of target he is.\n
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    Shit! I won't stand for this!\n
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    She's certainly riled up.\n
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    All thanks to a certain someone.\n
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    I can't afford to get bogged down here.\n
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    But how on earth can I kill that...\n
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    A snare trap? Why?!\n
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    What a surprise, Irina.\n
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    Seeing you play teacher with those children...\n
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    It was like the setup for a comedy sketch.\n
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    S-Sir!\n
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    What are you doing?\n
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    That's not very ladylike.\n
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    Don't worry.\n
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    She knows how to free herself.\n
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    Hey, who are you?\n
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    Do you even understand what I'm saying?\n
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    Pardon me. Japanese is just fine.\nI'm not suspicious, I assure you.\n
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    What if I said I'm the one who\nworked with your government\n
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    to bring in Irina Jelavich?\n
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    Lovro the assassin!\n
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    Once known as a skilled killer, now retired.\n
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    Makes a fortune training up younger\nassassins and getting them hired.\n
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    He's proven crucial\nfor Japan's government,\n
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    which knows nothing of assassins.\n
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    But why is he here?\n
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    Where is this Koro Sensei right now?\n
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    He went to Shanghai for some almond jelly.\n
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    He left a half-hour ago,\nso he should be back soon.\n
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    Seems this creature lives up to the hype.\n
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    I'm glad I came--now I have my answer.\n
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    Irina, you're off the case.\n
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    You can't handle this job.\n
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    When it comes to undercover jobs,\nyou have no equal.\n
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    But once your identity is revealed,\nyou're worthless as an assassin.\n
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    I know I can do it, sir!\nI have what it takes!\n
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    That was fast!\n
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    Everyone has their\nstrengths and weaknesses.\n
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    Call this your... L and R.\n
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    You're half right, anyway.\n
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    What are you doing here, Game Show?\n
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    What a mean nickname!\nJust call me "Koro Sensei" already.\n
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    It's you.\n
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    It's true that, as an assassin,\nshe's hardly to be feared.\n
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    She's crap.\n
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    Who's crap?!
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    But, as an assassin, she's a\ngood fit for this classroom.\n
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    Let's hold a kill-off, and you'll see\n
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    who's the better assassin.\n
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    This will be between you two.\n
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    The rules are simple:\nWhoever kills Mr. Karasuma first wins!\n
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    Hey, wait! Why am I the victim here?!\n
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    Because nobody can kill me, of course!
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    You have all day tomorrow.\n
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    I see. A sham assassination, eh?\n
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    All right. Sounds like a fun diversion.\n
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    Suit yourself.\n
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    Are you trying to stick up for me?\n
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    You must think I'd be much easier\nto handle than any new assassin\n
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    Mr. Lovro would bring in!\n
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    Well, I'll show you! I'll kill Karasuma and you myself!
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    ...And there you have it.\nExpect some disruptions today,\n
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    though your classes\nshould remain unaffected.\n
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    Carry on as you usually do.\n
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    Will Mr. Karasuma ever catch a break?\n
[06:44] ---
    Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[06:47] ---
    Great work today! You must be thirsty!\nHave a nice cold drink!\n
[06:55] ---
    Go on, knock it right back! It's delicious!\n
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    Something's in there.\n
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    Something's definitely in there.\n
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    Probably a muscle relaxant.\nShe'll immobilize, then stab me.\n
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    Look, I wouldn't even let you\nget close enough to give it to me.\n
[07:15] ---
    Oh, hang on.\n
[07:17] ---
    I'll put it here.\n
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    Owie!\n
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    \n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
[07:23] ---
    --I will not!\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
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    Have you no shame, my idiot apprentice?\n
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    Professor Bitch...\n
[07:30] ---
    You'd never even fool us with that.
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    What do you expect?!\n
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    There's no natural way to fake-seduce\nsomeone you already know!\n
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    --A paid escort would be just as awkward\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
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    --if her customer happened to be her father!\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
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    --This is the same thing!\n--Uh, yeah.\n
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    Like we'd know!\n
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    Uh-oh--I'd better kill him quick.\n
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    With Lovro's skill, he could take\ndown his target in a split second.\n
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    What do you think?\n
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    Sometimes it can be fun being the kill-ee.\n
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    Don't be ridiculous.\nAnd what if I dodge them both?\n
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    Then I'd give you a chance.\n
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    A chance?\n
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    I'll stay stock-still in front of you\nfor one second, no matter what.\n
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    Assassinate me all you like.\n
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    But don't tell those two about it.\n
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    If they conspire to cut corners,\nthis'll all be for nothing.\n
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    Fine.\n
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    "Staff Room"\n
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    Head-on?!\n
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    You may be skilled, but you\nseem to think it'd be awful easy\n
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    for an assassin retired\nfrom old age to kill someone\n
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    who'd been in the elite\nforces until just recently.\n
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    He's tough!\n
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    Even Lovro can't kill him! Do I have\nany hope of doing the deed today?\n
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    I'm sure you know:\nif you fail to kill me today...\n
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    Why are you so scared?
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    You can't lose, Professor Irina! Do your best!\n
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    My knife can stab five times in one second.\n
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    I can't wait.\n
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    Sir... your hand...\n
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    I suppose I can't kill him like this--not today.\n
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    "Kill"\nDon't give up! You can do it--yes, you can! Go!\n
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    Even if I could nail this,\nKoro Sensei, I still couldn't kill you.\n
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    My experience makes that clear.\n
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    The same goes for Irina.\n
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    I see. Then you've given up.\n
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    But... watch Professor Irina through to the end!\n
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    Experienced or not, whoever gets\nthe kill is the most skilled assassin.\n
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    Whatever you like.\n
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    You really think I can hit\nKarasuma with my knife?\n
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    Of course. I don't know what you\nlearned at your teacher's feet...\n
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    but I know what you've worked\nso hard on while you've been here.\n
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    For example,\n
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    this lingerie you ordered yesterday!\n
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    Now that's making an effort!
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    You octoperv!\n
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    Show them what you can do.\nMr. Karasuma, your teacher...\n
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    and above all, your students.\n
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    Hey, check that out, Nagisa.\n
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    Yeah, Mr. Karasuma eats lunch there a lot.\n
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    And now one woman draws near...\n
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    Professor Bitch is going for it!\n
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    Do you have a moment, Karasuma?\n
[11:09] ---
    What now?\n
[11:10] ---
    This may be a sham assassination,\nbut I'm done playing around.\n
[11:14] ---
    She has a knife, I see.\n
[11:16] ---
    She must know that won't\nwork on him. What a fool.\n
[11:21] ---
    Aw, come on, Karasuma.\n
[11:25] ---
    I really want to stay here. You know that.\n
[11:30] ---
    One little poke and it'll be over.\n
[11:33] ---
    I'll give you something in return.\n
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    The best of the best,\nlike you've never had before.\n
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    So this is how it is. I steal\nher knife and that's that.\n
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    All right--kill me.\nHit me anywhere you like.\n
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    Goody!\n
[11:53] ---
    Mr. Lovro, you've seen Professor Irina teach.\n
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    Her style focuses on mastering\ndifficult pronunciation first.\n
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    Language-learning is a cycle\nof challenges and mastery.\n
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    Having mastered ten languages,\nshe went on to tackle fearlessly\n
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    the entirely new position of teacher-- and mastered that.
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    Do you think such an expert\nin challenges and mastery\n
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    has done nothing at all since her arrival?\n
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    What--\n
[12:25] ---
    Okay... here I come.\n
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    A snare trap!\n
[12:33] ---
    She got the better of him!\n
[12:35] ---
    You go, Professor Bitch!\n
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    In her own way, she's thinking\nof the skills she needs to kill me,\n
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    challenging and mastering them\nlike they were a foreign language.\n
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    Simply looking in this bag\nwill reveal her unseen efforts.\n
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    Gotcha!\n
[12:56] ---
    That was close.\n
[12:58] ---
    Damn! If this comes down to strength,\nI'll be out of options!\n
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    What do I...\n
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    Karasuma?\n
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    I want to do it. Can I?\n
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    What kind of assassin begs for permission?!\n
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    You just don't know when to quit!\n
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    That's enough.\n
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    I'm not going to spend a whole\nday entertaining a bad quitter.\n
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    She got him!\n
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    Wow!\n
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    Professor Bitch gets to stay!\n
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    It was only a verbal agreement.\n
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    I doubt he'd just let me kill him\ngiven such a ridiculous bet.\n
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    There's a woman who'll\nwholeheartedly challenge and master\n
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    even the things she's no good at.\n
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    As her students watch and\nlearn her spirit of challenge,\n
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    each of them will progress in\ntheir development as assassins.\n
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    That's why\n
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    if you want to kill me, she needs to be here.\n
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    Sir!\n
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    What a terrible apprentice...\n
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    You'd be better off as a teacher.\n
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    Be sure you kill him, Irina.\n
[14:12] ---
    Of course, sir!\n
[14:14] ---
    --I did it!\n--Indecent and arrogant, yet straightforward:\n
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    Professor Bitch is our E Class English teacher.\n
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    "Afterwards"\n
[14:28] ---
    Hey, what's with the armor?\n
[14:30] ---
    In preparation for that\none second... just in case.\n
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    Aren't you in a good mood, Koro Sensei. Got after-school plans?
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    Yes: I'm going to Hawaii to see a movie.\n
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    It's getting an American premiere--\nI've really looked forward to it.\n
[14:53] ---
    No way! That's cold!\n
[14:57] ---
    Mach 20 speed was made for times like this!\n
[15:00] ---
    Sonic Ninja?\n
[15:02] ---
    Oh, yeah, that superhero flick.\n
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    Tell us all about it tomorrow!\n
[15:06] ---
    Yes, yes, I will.\n
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    Well, then, I guess I'll be off.\n
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    Koro Sensei!\n
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    Please...\n
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    ...take us with you!\n
[15:18] ---
    Oh! You like the franchise, do you?\n
[15:20] ---
    Uh-huh. We've been\nwaiting ages for the sequel.\n
[15:23] ---
    I didn't expect you to be into\nsuperhero movies, Karma.\n
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    I like the director, and he rarely\nhandles comic book source material.\n
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    I'd like to come, too, Nagisa!\n
[15:34] ---
    "Pardon the Intrusion"\n
[15:35] ---
    Pardon the intrusion.\n
[15:37] ---
    Ritsu... why are you in my phone?\n
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    To facilitate information\nsharing among students,\n
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    I downloaded my data\nonto everyone's cellphones.\n
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    Call me "Mobile Ritsu"!\n
[15:50] ---
    So she can do just about anything, too.
[15:52] ---
    I'd like to take a little trip\nwith Koro Sensei at Mach 20.\n
[15:57] ---
    Perhaps my camera images can\nassist in assassination planning.\n
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    All right: on the way to the movie,\n
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    I'll give you all a taste of my speed!\n
[16:07] ---
    Hey, Karma? You know,\nI asked him on a whim...\n
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    but what have we gotten ourselves into here?\n
[16:13] ---
    Yeah, well... actually, we never\nconsidered the safety of it all.\n
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    Not to worry. I'll accelerate\ngently so no one gets hurt.\n
[16:29] ---
    S-So fast!\n
[16:32] ---
    Fantastic!\n
[16:33] ---
    I can see the Pacific Ocean!\n
[16:37] ---
    Huh? There's really not much\nsound and wind, is there, sir?\n
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    Your head is deflecting most of it.\n
[16:44] ---
    Good observation, Nagisa.\nThe secret's in my skin!\n
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    "Illustration"\n
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    My head is normally soft, but it\nhardens up at high pressures.\n
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    That way, it can stand up to\nMach-speed wind pressure.\n
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    You have something quite like\nmy skin in your everyday lives, too.\n
[17:04] ---
    --First, let's take a look at the phenomenon of dilatancy.\n--What is this, a lecture? In mid-flight?!\n
[17:08] ---
    --Mix together water and cornstarch...\n--Aren't you going to assassinate him, Karma?\n
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    I'd think this is your chance.\n
[17:14] ---
    That's crazy talk, Ritsu. We'd *all *plop into the Pacific at Mach speed.
[17:20] ---
    Koro Sensei has us right where he wants us.\n
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    All we can do is listen quietly.\n
[17:31] ---
    ...and that same dilatancy is put to use\nin the latest bulletproof vests.\n
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    Now you're that much smarter...\nand the theater is just below.\n
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    We made it--all the way to Hawaii,\nduring that lecture!\n
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    Whoa! It's cold!\n
[17:53] ---
    The A/C is always on indoors\nin Hawaii. Bundle up, now.\n
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    Here.\n
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    This should be fun.\nMy first time in a theater!\n
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    But this is America.\nThey won't have Japanese subtitles.\n
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    Think we can get the gist of it?\n
[18:11] ---
    You'll be fine. You both\nhave good English grades,\n
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    and Professor Irina has been\nworking you plenty hard.\n
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    Plus, if you put my tentacle to your ear...\n
[18:22] ---
    I'll explain any unfamiliar words that crop up.\n
[18:25] ---
    Now do your best--and enjoy the show.\n
[18:28] ---
    Here, have some soda and popcorn.\n
[18:32] ---
    Uh-oh--\n
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    this is pretty great!\n
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    A solitary, troubled hero\nwho must save the world...\n
[18:46] ---
    Kids our age have always\nadmired that character type,\n
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    but what about Koro Sensei?\n
[18:53] ---
    G... no, H.\n
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    He's more into the heroine.\n
[19:18] ---
    That was great! That cliffhanger\nreally leaves you wanting more!\n
[19:23] ---
    But making the big boss be the\nheroine's brother? Pretty clichéd.\n
[19:27] ---
    Oh, uh... yeah...\n
[19:29] ---
    I can predict the series' ending by\nanalyzing a thousand Hollywood films!\n
[19:34] ---
    Shall I?\n
[19:36] ---
    No, thanks. You two\nare real party poopers.\n
[19:40] ---
    Long-lost siblings! What a cruel fate!\n
[19:45] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #13:\nCries at clichéd scenes"\n
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    Hey, what's with him?\nI thought he was a big boy.\n
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    He's been like that all the way home.\n
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    Thanks for the day, Koro Sensei.\n
[19:56] ---
    See you.\n
[19:57] ---
    Goodbye! Careful on these roads at night.\n
[20:01] ---
    And write a report on the movie\nin English by tomorrow.\n
[20:05] ---
    Aw! You're giving us homework?\n
[20:08] ---
    It's a small price to pay\nfor a free trip to Hawaii.\n
[20:15] ---
    What's up, Nagisa?\n
[20:16] ---
    That was a first. Taking in a lecture\nover five hours to Hawaii,\n
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    watching a movie and then coming home.\n
[20:24] ---
    You got that right.\n
[20:25] ---
    What's more,\n
[20:26] ---
    Koro Sensei took extreme care\nin keeping you two from harm.\n
[20:32] ---
    I saw him use his tentacles to avoid\nwind pressure and dust particles.\n
[20:38] ---
    What we saw today... that's what\nKoro Sensei sees all the time.\n
[20:43] ---
    The more I get to know him,\n
[20:44] ---
    the more I feel like his life\nis receding from our view.\n
[20:49] ---
    Well, I ought to be on my way, too.\n
[20:52] ---
    I'm meeting Mimura at his house\nfor some math tutoring.\n
[21:02] ---
    Well? Could you follow him with your eyes?\n
[21:06] ---
    Good. Then you can kill him.\n
[21:11] ---
    My... brother?\n
[21:14] ---
    Yes, your big brother.\n
[21:16] ---
    And starting tomorrow, your teacher.\n
[21:23] ---
    Now... let's get some payback\nfor that moon, shall we?\n
[21:43] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:02] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:19] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *