# 10 - L and R Time
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Everyday chitchat is actually quite simple.\n
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I'm sure you all know that one person\n
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whose conversations mostly consist of "*maji* great" and "*maji* bad."
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"*Maji*" here can be expressed with the old standby "really."
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Kimura, you try.\n
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Nope: awful. Your L's and R's are a mess.\n
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The pronunciation of L and R doesn't\njibe well with Japanese people.\n
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I understand what you mean,\nbut it still feels wrong.\n
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Oh... okay.\n
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Don't run from your\nincompatibilities--master them!\n
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I'll be checking your pronunciation\nregularly from now on,\n
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and if you screw up your L's and R's...\n
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I'll punish you with a French kiss in public.\n
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*The theory... of savage youth! *
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*I only speak when it's time to act *
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*I know that's pretty cool *
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*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
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*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
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*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
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*What's this wave of irritation? *
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*Proof of our existence? *
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*Look up at the moon and up you go *
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*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
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*"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
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"Episode 10: L and R Time"\n
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Man! Teaching is such a pain.\n
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But the students seem to be taking to you.\n
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Am I supposed to be proud\nof that? I'm an assassin!\n
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I'm stuck here while\nI try to kill that octopus!\n
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And speaking of that octopus...\n
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he's gazing at my boobs\nwhile elegantly sipping tea!\n
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Real-life lessons drawn from\nexperience--how marvelous!\n
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Oh, shut up!\n
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Calm down. That's the kind of target he is.\n
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Shit! I won't stand for this!\n
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She's certainly riled up.\n
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All thanks to a certain someone.\n
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I can't afford to get bogged down here.\n
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But how on earth can I kill that...\n
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A snare trap? Why?!\n
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What a surprise, Irina.\n
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Seeing you play teacher with those children...\n
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It was like the setup for a comedy sketch.\n
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S-Sir!\n
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What are you doing?\n
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That's not very ladylike.\n
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Don't worry.\n
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She knows how to free herself.\n
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Hey, who are you?\n
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Do you even understand what I'm saying?\n
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Pardon me. Japanese is just fine.\nI'm not suspicious, I assure you.\n
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What if I said I'm the one who\nworked with your government\n
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to bring in Irina Jelavich?\n
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Lovro the assassin!\n
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Once known as a skilled killer, now retired.\n
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Makes a fortune training up younger\nassassins and getting them hired.\n
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He's proven crucial\nfor Japan's government,\n
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which knows nothing of assassins.\n
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But why is he here?\n
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Where is this Koro Sensei right now?\n
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He went to Shanghai for some almond jelly.\n
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He left a half-hour ago,\nso he should be back soon.\n
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Seems this creature lives up to the hype.\n
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I'm glad I came--now I have my answer.\n
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Irina, you're off the case.\n
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You can't handle this job.\n
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When it comes to undercover jobs,\nyou have no equal.\n
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But once your identity is revealed,\nyou're worthless as an assassin.\n
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I know I can do it, sir!\nI have what it takes!\n
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That was fast!\n
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Everyone has their\nstrengths and weaknesses.\n
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Call this your... L and R.\n
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You're half right, anyway.\n
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What are you doing here, Game Show?\n
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What a mean nickname!\nJust call me "Koro Sensei" already.\n
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It's you.\n
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It's true that, as an assassin,\nshe's hardly to be feared.\n
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She's crap.\n
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*Who's* crap?!
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But, as an assassin, she's a\ngood fit for this classroom.\n
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Let's hold a kill-off, and you'll see\n
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who's the better assassin.\n
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This will be between you two.\n
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The rules are simple:\nWhoever kills Mr. Karasuma first wins!\n
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Hey, wait! Why am I the victim here?!\n
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Because nobody can kill *me*, of course!
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You have all day tomorrow.\n
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I see. A sham assassination, eh?\n
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All right. Sounds like a fun diversion.\n
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Suit yourself.\n
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Are you trying to stick up for me?\n
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You must think I'd be much easier\nto handle than any new assassin\n
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Mr. Lovro would bring in!\n
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Well, I'll show you! I'll kill Karasuma *and* you myself!
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...And there you have it.\nExpect some disruptions today,\n
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though your classes\nshould remain unaffected.\n
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Carry on as you usually do.\n
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Will Mr. Karasuma ever catch a break?\n
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Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
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Great work today! You must be thirsty!\nHave a nice cold drink!\n
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Go on, knock it right back! It's delicious!\n
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Something's in there.\n
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Something's definitely in there.\n
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Probably a muscle relaxant.\nShe'll immobilize, then stab me.\n
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Look, I wouldn't even let you\nget close enough to give it to me.\n
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Oh, hang on.\n
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I'll put it here.\n
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Owie!\n
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\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
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--I will not!\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
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Have you no shame, my idiot apprentice?\n
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Professor Bitch...\n
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You'd never even fool *us* with that.
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What do you expect?!\n
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There's no natural way to fake-seduce\nsomeone you already know!\n
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--A paid escort would be just as awkward\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
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--if her customer happened to be her father!\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
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--This is the same thing!\n--Uh, yeah.\n
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Like we'd know!\n
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Uh-oh--I'd better kill him quick.\n
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With Lovro's skill, he could take\ndown his target in a split second.\n
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What do you think?\n
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Sometimes it can be fun being the kill-ee.\n
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Don't be ridiculous.\nAnd what if I dodge them both?\n
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Then I'd give you a chance.\n
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A chance?\n
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I'll stay stock-still in front of you\nfor one second, no matter what.\n
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Assassinate me all you like.\n
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But don't tell those two about it.\n
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If they conspire to cut corners,\nthis'll all be for nothing.\n
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Fine.\n
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"Staff Room"\n
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Head-on?!\n
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You may be skilled, but you\nseem to think it'd be awful easy\n
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for an assassin retired\nfrom old age to kill someone\n
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who'd been in the elite\nforces until just recently.\n
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He's tough!\n
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Even Lovro can't kill him! Do I have\nany hope of doing the deed today?\n
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I'm sure you know:\nif you fail to kill me today...\n
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Why are *you* so scared?
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You can't lose, Professor Irina! Do your best!\n
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My knife can stab five times in one second.\n
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I can't wait.\n
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Sir... your hand...\n
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I suppose I can't kill him like this--not today.\n
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"Kill"\nDon't give up! You can do it--yes, you can! Go!\n
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Even if I could nail this,\nKoro Sensei, I still couldn't kill you.\n
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My experience makes that clear.\n
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The same goes for Irina.\n
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I see. Then you've given up.\n
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But... watch Professor Irina through to the end!\n
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Experienced or not, whoever gets\nthe kill is the most skilled assassin.\n
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Whatever you like.\n
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You really think I can hit\nKarasuma with my knife?\n
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Of course. I don't know what you\nlearned at your teacher's feet...\n
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but I know what you've worked\nso hard on while you've been here.\n
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For example,\n
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this lingerie you ordered yesterday!\n
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Now *that's* making an effort!
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You octoperv!\n
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Show them what you can do.\nMr. Karasuma, your teacher...\n
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and above all, your students.\n
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Hey, check that out, Nagisa.\n
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Yeah, Mr. Karasuma eats lunch there a lot.\n
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And now one woman draws near...\n
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Professor Bitch is going for it!\n
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Do you have a moment, Karasuma?\n
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What now?\n
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This may be a sham assassination,\nbut I'm done playing around.\n
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She has a knife, I see.\n
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She must know that won't\nwork on him. What a fool.\n
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Aw, come on, Karasuma.\n
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I really want to stay here. You know that.\n
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One little poke and it'll be over.\n
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I'll give you something in return.\n
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The best of the best,\nlike you've never had before.\n
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So this is how it is. I steal\nher knife and that's that.\n
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All right--kill me.\nHit me anywhere you like.\n
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Goody!\n
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Mr. Lovro, you've seen Professor Irina teach.\n
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Her style focuses on mastering\ndifficult pronunciation first.\n
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Language-learning is a cycle\nof challenges and mastery.\n
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Having mastered ten languages,\nshe went on to tackle fearlessly\n
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the entirely new position of teacher-- and mastered *that*.
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Do you think such an expert\nin challenges and mastery\n
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has done nothing at all since her arrival?\n
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What--\n
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Okay... here I come.\n
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A snare trap!\n
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She got the better of him!\n
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You go, Professor Bitch!\n
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In her own way, she's thinking\nof the skills she needs to kill me,\n
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challenging and mastering them\nlike they were a foreign language.\n
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Simply looking in this bag\nwill reveal her unseen efforts.\n
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Gotcha!\n
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That was close.\n
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Damn! If this comes down to strength,\nI'll be out of options!\n
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What do I...\n
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Karasuma?\n
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I want to do it. Can I?\n
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What kind of assassin begs for permission?!\n
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You just don't know when to quit!\n
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That's enough.\n
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I'm not going to spend a whole\nday entertaining a bad quitter.\n
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She got him!\n
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Wow!\n
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Professor Bitch gets to stay!\n
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It was only a verbal agreement.\n
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I doubt he'd just let me kill him\ngiven such a ridiculous bet.\n
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There's a woman who'll\nwholeheartedly challenge and master\n
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even the things she's no good at.\n
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As her students watch and\nlearn her spirit of challenge,\n
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each of them will progress in\ntheir development as assassins.\n
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That's why\n
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if you want to kill me, she needs to be here.\n
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Sir!\n
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What a terrible apprentice...\n
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You'd be better off as a teacher.\n
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Be sure you kill him, Irina.\n
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Of course, sir!\n
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--I did it!\n--Indecent and arrogant, yet straightforward:\n
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Professor Bitch is our E Class English teacher.\n
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"Afterwards"\n
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Hey, what's with the armor?\n
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In preparation for that\none second... just in case.\n
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Aren't *you* in a good mood, Koro Sensei. Got after-school plans?
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Yes: I'm going to Hawaii to see a movie.\n
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It's getting an American premiere--\nI've really looked forward to it.\n
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No way! That's cold!\n
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Mach 20 speed was made for times like this!\n
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Sonic Ninja?\n
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Oh, yeah, that superhero flick.\n
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Tell us all about it tomorrow!\n
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Yes, yes, I will.\n
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Well, then, I guess I'll be off.\n
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Koro Sensei!\n
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Please...\n
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...take us with you!\n
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Oh! You like the franchise, do you?\n
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Uh-huh. We've been\nwaiting ages for the sequel.\n
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I didn't expect you to be into\nsuperhero movies, Karma.\n
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I like the director, and he rarely\nhandles comic book source material.\n
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I'd like to come, too, Nagisa!\n
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"Pardon the Intrusion"\n
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Pardon the intrusion.\n
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Ritsu... why are you in my phone?\n
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To facilitate information\nsharing among students,\n
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I downloaded my data\nonto everyone's cellphones.\n
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Call me "Mobile Ritsu"!\n
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So *she* can do just about anything, too.
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I'd like to take a little trip\nwith Koro Sensei at Mach 20.\n
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Perhaps my camera images can\nassist in assassination planning.\n
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All right: on the way to the movie,\n
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I'll give you all a taste of my speed!\n
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Hey, Karma? You know,\nI asked him on a whim...\n
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but what have we gotten ourselves into here?\n
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Yeah, well... actually, we never\nconsidered the safety of it all.\n
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Not to worry. I'll accelerate\ngently so no one gets hurt.\n
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S-So fast!\n
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Fantastic!\n
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I can see the Pacific Ocean!\n
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Huh? There's really not much\nsound and wind, is there, sir?\n
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Your head is deflecting most of it.\n
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Good observation, Nagisa.\nThe secret's in my skin!\n
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"Illustration"\n
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My head is normally soft, but it\nhardens up at high pressures.\n
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That way, it can stand up to\nMach-speed wind pressure.\n
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You have something quite like\nmy skin in your everyday lives, too.\n
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--First, let's take a look at the phenomenon of dilatancy.\n--What is this, a lecture? In mid-flight?!\n
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--Mix together water and cornstarch...\n--Aren't you going to assassinate him, Karma?\n
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I'd think this is your chance.\n
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That's crazy talk, Ritsu. We'd *all *plop into the Pacific at Mach speed.
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Koro Sensei has us right where he wants us.\n
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All we can do is listen quietly.\n
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...and that same dilatancy is put to use\nin the latest bulletproof vests.\n
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Now you're that much smarter...\nand the theater is just below.\n
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We made it--all the way to Hawaii,\nduring that lecture!\n
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Whoa! It's cold!\n
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The A/C is always on indoors\nin Hawaii. Bundle up, now.\n
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Here.\n
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This should be fun.\nMy first time in a theater!\n
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But this is America.\nThey won't have Japanese subtitles.\n
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Think we can get the gist of it?\n
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You'll be fine. You both\nhave good English grades,\n
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and Professor Irina has been\nworking you plenty hard.\n
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Plus, if you put my tentacle to your ear...\n
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I'll explain any unfamiliar words that crop up.\n
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Now do your best--and enjoy the show.\n
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Here, have some soda and popcorn.\n
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Uh-oh--\n
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this is pretty great!\n
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A solitary, troubled hero\nwho must save the world...\n
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Kids our age have always\nadmired that character type,\n
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but what about Koro Sensei?\n
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G... no, H.\n
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He's more into the heroine.\n
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That was great! That cliffhanger\nreally leaves you wanting more!\n
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But making the big boss be the\nheroine's brother? Pretty clichéd.\n
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Oh, uh... yeah...\n
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I can predict the series' ending by\nanalyzing a thousand Hollywood films!\n
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Shall I?\n
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No, thanks. You two\nare real party poopers.\n
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Long-lost siblings! What a cruel fate!\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #13:\nCries at clichéd scenes"\n
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Hey, what's with him?\nI thought he was a big boy.\n
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He's been like that all the way home.\n
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Thanks for the day, Koro Sensei.\n
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See you.\n
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Goodbye! Careful on these roads at night.\n
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And write a report on the movie\nin English by tomorrow.\n
**[20:05] ---**
Aw! You're giving us homework?\n
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It's a small price to pay\nfor a free trip to Hawaii.\n
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What's up, Nagisa?\n
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That was a first. Taking in a lecture\nover five hours to Hawaii,\n
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watching a movie and then coming home.\n
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You got that right.\n
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What's more,\n
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Koro Sensei took extreme care\nin keeping you two from harm.\n
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I saw him use his tentacles to avoid\nwind pressure and dust particles.\n
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What we saw today... that's what\nKoro Sensei sees all the time.\n
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The more I get to know him,\n
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the more I feel like his life\nis receding from our view.\n
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Well, I ought to be on my way, too.\n
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I'm meeting Mimura at his house\nfor some math tutoring.\n
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Well? Could you follow him with your eyes?\n
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Good. Then you can kill him.\n
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My... brother?\n
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Yes, your big brother.\n
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And starting tomorrow, your teacher.\n
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Now... let's get some payback\nfor that moon, shall we?\n
**[21:43] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:50] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:56] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:02] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:07] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:13] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:19] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
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*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *